Special Guest Writer:  Hunger the Let's PLay

Move: Psychic Fangs
NPC type: Psychic

GREETING:  No no, you shouldn't bite with your real teeth, use the teeth of the mind. Bite with your mind's teeth. What? You don't get it? Even a Pokemon would understand. Why don't I teach your Pokemon how to use Psychic Fangs so they can strike with the teeth of the mind?"
YES:  Quickly, show me a Pokemon that wants to feed its mind!
NO:  How will you feed your mind without any teeth? You'll be back; they always come back!
AFTER PRESSING Y BUT CANCELLING THE MOVE LEARNING MENU:  How will you feed your mind without any teeth? You'll be back; they always come back!
AFTER LEARNING MOVE:  Now you can watch your Pokemon feed its mind until you get it. Talk to me again if you still don't understand. I'll help you eat your way to enlightenment anytime!