"Ummm I don’t know exactly what is updoc"

8:47thecharizardgamerswitch1: Every time I try to shiny hunt a Pokémon it’s always pop out on first encounter :o for me
8:49timbo303: old man
8:49k3v227: what's your secret @thecharizardgamerswitch1
8:50timbo303: wait nidoran manip wow aquanaOMG keizaLUL keizaLUL keizaLUL
8:50thecharizardgamerswitch1: @k3v227 I don’t know the secret it’s just I’m lucky I think
8:50k3v227: im very lucky myself :)
8:50timbo303: @thecharizardgamerswitch1 are u playing usum
8:51thecharizardgamerswitch1: Yes @timbo303
8:51timbo303: yeah the shiny rate is broken i got like a shiny relicanth on the first try
8:51k3v227: my pb in red is 1:45:30 @thecharizardgamerswitch1
8:51k3v227: I have exceptional luck with pokemon speedrunning
8:52thecharizardgamerswitch1: What pb means @k3v227
8:52k3v227: so clearly i am very talented :)
8:52k3v227: personal best
8:52thecharizardgamerswitch1: @k3v227 oh
8:52k3v227: yeah it's great and I don't practice very often
8:52timbo303: usum shiny rates are the most broken in usum u may see a lot more shinys than usual especially in wormholes
8:52k3v227: I feel sorry for people who invest their time praticing
8:53timbo303: i meant to say most broken in Pokemon
8:53thecharizardgamerswitch1: The thing is I was hunting for shiny vulpix xD @timbo303 not glaile xD
8:53k3v227: tell me how to be lucky @thecharizardgamerswitch1
8:53timbo303: ive seen like a shiny bonsly and now a shiny relicanth
8:54k3v227: the best speedrunning strategy is to have good luck
8:54timbo303: so im pretty sure the shiny rates were slightly increased and it made a difference
8:54k3v227: i need to know how @thecharizardgamerswitch1 :(
8:54timbo303: i think they raised odds of shinys in puddles and first encounters
8:55thecharizardgamerswitch1: @k3v227 I don’t really know how to tell how to get lucky
8:55timbo303: the only other shiny ive ran into in the wild was a shiny klink in gen 5
8:56k3v227: please @thecharizardgamerswitch1 you are so good at shiny hunting
8:56k3v227: i need to know :(
8:56leopluradon: imagine gunner not replying to my snapchat about finishing madoka
8:56k3v227: People would have better results and more fun investing their time in playing for good luck
8:57timbo303: aquanaHype aquanaHype aquanaHype aquanaHype
8:57k3v227: I think we can all agree that @thecharizardgamerswitch1 has superior strategy for running this game and that more people should be inspired by it.
8:57timbo303: aquanaH aquanaH aquanaH
8:57thecharizardgamerswitch1: I only get the Pokémon once as a shiny in first encounter @k3v227
8:57k3v227: you are a pokemon god
8:57leopluradon: it was about the quote in the last episode where she says "madoka....is she like an anime girl or something?"
8:57k3v227: :o
8:58timbo303: pikachu hates pokeballs then how did professor oak catch pikachu aquanaDerp TheIlluminati TheIlluminati TheIlluminati
8:58thecharizardgamerswitch1: @k3v227 it’s happened to me often since x and y came out
9:00timbo303: !commands
9:00BotGotsThis: Command List: http://megotsthis.com/botgotsthis/t/pokeguy
9:01thecharizardgamerswitch1: My first shiny Pokémon was actually in Pokémon y when I wasn’t hunting at all it’s was looking like a bunny in it
9:01k3v227: if had you luck half as often as you I could die happily @thecharizardgamerswitch1
9:01k3v227: :(
9:01timbo303: !yellowfate
9:01BotGotsThis: 1= dead to nido split, 2= dead to forest, 3= dead to failing pidgey yoloball, 3= dead to brock, 4= dead to moon igt, 5= dead to rival 2, 6= dead to surge, 7= dead to ghastly, 8= double flash hit, 9= hypnosis troll from koga, 10= dead to blaine, 11= dead to giovanni, 12= dead to viridian rival/lorelei, 13= dead to agatha, 14= dead to lance, 15= dead to champion, 16= WR, 17 = 1:54, 18= 1:56
9:02timbo303: !hype
9:02timbo303: NinjaGrumpy
9:02leopluradon: h k3v
9:03k3v227: hello :)
9:03timbo303: cute emojis TBAngel TBAngel TBAngel TBAngel
9:03leopluradon: I have off work tomorrow
9:03leopluradon: what should I do
9:03k3v227: @thecharizardgamerswitch1 what is your method for shiny hunting so well :(
9:03timbo303: maybe this fast food place HappyJack
9:04k3v227: i want to know your secret :(
9:04k3v227: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
9:04timbo303: r6rekt r6rekt r6rekt r6rekt r6rekt
9:04thecharizardgamerswitch1: I never saved so quickly before xD I guess I was to excited
9:05k3v227: is that your secret? @thecharizardgamerswitch1
9:05k3v227: :o
9:05k3v227: to save quickly?
9:05thecharizardgamerswitch1: Well I do know one of my i methods for shiny hunt just shiny hunt like for a bit come back to the game like after for a few days or years
9:05k3v227: and this increases your luck? :o
9:05k3v227: you are a genius
9:06thecharizardgamerswitch1: That how I get shiny easy
9:06k3v227: i love you @thecharizardgamerswitch1
9:06leopluradon: I would rather cut my dick off and feed it to gunner live on stream
9:06k3v227: thank you for helping me get to this stage of enlightenment
9:07k3v227: i have been lost for so many years and your wisdom has brought me back to the path of reason
9:07k3v227: i will never forget what you have done for me
9:07k3v227: live well
9:07thecharizardgamerswitch1: ? Who are you talking to
9:07leopluradon: he's talking to me
9:07leopluradon: he has a thing for me I think
9:07k3v227: i am talking to you @thecharizardgamerswitch1 :)
9:07k3v227: thank you
9:09leopluradon: how much slower is vaporeon with current strats?
9:09leopluradon: yellow forest lul
9:09thecharizardgamerswitch1: Ooo since my first shiny Pokémon was a glaile who should I hunt next after vulpix
9:09k3v227: hunt for a shiny UpDoc please :)
9:10wsopboy91: ultra necrozma
9:10leopluradon: LMAO
9:10thecharizardgamerswitch1: Ummm I already cought necrozma normal
9:10k3v227: @thecharizardgamerswitch1 do you know how to find a shiny UpDoc?
9:10thecharizardgamerswitch1: No @k3v227
9:10ExarionU: kev pls
9:11k3v227: oh :(
9:11thecharizardgamerswitch1: @k3v227 but you can tell me
9:11k3v227: do you know where i can find a normal UpDoc in the wild? @thecharizardgamerswitch1
9:11timbo303: whats an updoc? thats not a pokemon
9:11leopluradon: sounds about right
9:11k3v227: i need your help @thecharizardgamerswitch1 :(
9:12k3v227: please continue to teach me your ways :D
9:12frekibro: who has the wr ?
9:12thecharizardgamerswitch1: @k3v227 I have no idea how to get that Pokémon
9:13thecharizardgamerswitch1: @k3v227 and that is the only way I know xD
9:13ExarionU: !winner
9:13BotGotsThis: The winning user is...
9:13BotGotsThis: jonwongton!
9:13leopluradon: :O
9:13jonwongton: :O
9:13leopluradon: hello @jonwongton
9:14jonwongton: hi, i'm a lurker
9:14stringflow: hi leo
9:14k3v227: but finding a shiny UpDoc is my biggest goal :(
9:14leopluradon: hi stringflow the osu god
9:14xHeadbob: hi pokeguy gl
9:14jonwongton: speaking of lurking questions, how come double kick produces "not very effective" text against pidgey?
9:14stringflow: no u
9:14k3v227: do you know what pokemon is UpDoc? @thecharizardgamerswitch1
9:14stringflow: is that the headbob
9:14leopluradon: I should permaban k3v but then not unban him
9:14ExarionU: kev you should shiny hunt machamp starters tbh
9:14leopluradon: tbh
9:14thecharizardgamerswitch1: No why @k3v227
9:15xHeadbob: yeah its me :/
9:15stringflow: the sportstacking guy?
9:15xHeadbob: woah howd u know
9:15k3v227: i am sad :(
9:15k3v227: if you knew what is UpDoc then you could help me find a shiny one :(
9:15xHeadbob: yeah im offended tbh
9:16xHeadbob: how could you possible care about my life Kappa
9:16tecul1: omg is that the "i have to take big risks to get sub 3 in emerald"?!?!?!?!?!?!
9:16xHeadbob: no
9:16xHeadbob: i dont take big risks
9:16tecul1: ok :)
9:16xHeadbob: i save for like everything
9:16ExarionU: is going for 1 turn of crit sandshrew a good play
9:16leopluradon: omg is that toxic1 in the flesh?
9:16stringflow: "they've been stalking me" you literally told us that headbob stacks in the chat
9:16ExarionU: and then switching to leer strats if the first one doesn't crit
9:16ExarionU: 4x ha is pretty bad
9:17ExarionU: but 18 hp into double leer seems bad too
9:17tecul1: nixe pika tbh
9:17xHeadbob: yeah but pokeguy is like a million times better than me
9:17xHeadbob: in running and stacking
9:17thecharizardgamerswitch1: Ummm there is no Pokémon name updoc I just look it up @k3v227
9:17k3v227: ?
9:17tecul1: o
9:17xHeadbob: LOL
9:17stringflow: time to get 2%ed
Now hosting quelaagging
9:17k3v227: i thought you would know what's UpDoc?
9:17tecul1: bye bye
9:17stringflow: oh or that
9:18leopluradon: dead
9:18ExarionU: when are destroy 10 save attempts though
9:18leopluradon: when is que sub 2:45
9:19thecharizardgamerswitch1: Ummm I don’t know exactly what is updoc
9:19k3v227: ok thank you for trying :)