Xylitol and Groove show

XYLITOL: Welcome to our show!
GROOVE: Hack the Planet!
ALL BUT FRANK: Hack the Planet!
XYLITOL: For those late night hacks...
GROOVE: Slavik Cola! The soft drink of the elite hacker.
FRANK: Who are these guys?
JORGE: That's Xylitol and Groove.
FRANK: Xylitol and Groove ?
*Now Xylitol and Groove have a disconnected payphone in source barcelona*
XYLITOL: That's right, this IS a payphone.
XYLITOL AND GROOVE (in unison): Don't ask.
GROOVE: As you can see, this is just a simple  microcassette recorder. *shows the microcassette recorder* Hook it up to the phone and drop in five bucks in quarters.
XYLITOL: Record the tones that the coins make. And hang up and get your money back!
GROOVE: And never again have to pay for a service that would be dirt cheap...
XYLITOL: IF it weren't run by a bunch of profiteering gluttons!
GROOVE: Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait!