Today I confessed my love to Sarah, and she said no because she is a bitch. She is a stuck-up bitch who doesn’t know how to appreciate one of the few nice guys left in the world.
We sat at the same table in math class, and had so many great conversations. We discussed what shows we liked, what an asshole the teacher was, and of course, I complimented her beauty whenever possible. I mean, that chest, those melons, they were out of control. And out of the goodness of my heart did I help her with so much math. Practically every lesson, she’d lean in, her shoulder pressing against mine, and say “I don’t get this.” And I’d help her because I’m actually a nice guy. Without me, she wouldn’t have passed a quiz this year, stupid whore.
	She constantly led me on, leaning into me, scooting over when I started explaining, brushing her hand against mine. When she squeezed her arms together, pushing out her tits – man, I could just stare into them and drool. Sometimes, when I did, I could glance up and see her staring right back at me. Always averting her gaze as soon as I did, too shy to face me.
Such luck, I had thought, to have a girl like that just for me. But unfortunately, she was still someone else’s. Before the knight wins his prize; his princess; there’s always a dragon to vanquish. Her boyfriend, an asshole who gets girls because he plays sports and treats them like whores. I’d comfort her after every fight. She always said she was too upset to accept my offer of a hug, so I’d just talk. She deserved someone better than that brute. She deserved to be treated like a goddess. She called me sweet.
	I waited for her to realize what she’d been overlooking. I’d acted as a friend, so sooner or later, she’d find herself loving me back. But time after time, she’d date another jerk.
	Today, after class, I grabbed her hand and confessed my love.
	She said things were going fine with her boyfriend, and the way I had been acting was a little bit creepy. Plus I was staring at her cleavage a little too often (she was the one showing it off!). But she didn’t want to ruin our friendship.
	What a traitorous bitch, whore, cunt. I was so good to her, only to be thrown straight into the friendzone. She didn’t think maybe such a nice guy deserved a little compensation. Girls these days are too busy taking selfies and getting their asses eaten by douchebags to repay good deeds. It ain’t the fault of the gentlemen that chivalry is dead.
	How can you spend so much time building a relationship with someone, thinking they want the same thing as you, only for them to turn around and reveal that was never their intention? A heartless succubus like her will never know how that feels.