Once upon a time, there was a dog.. This dog was the king of dog kingdom. kings were rulers. they wore funny hats. one day the dog king got cancer. it impacted his ability to rule. the magic poultry could cure him. of the disease called cancer. with a magic cup of tea. the tea had lots of goo in it. the cup had a yankee logo on it. he wrapped the tea in a blanket. and to the point, he drank it. it succeded in its goal of curing the cancer. then, a cat got cancer too. the cat was a monster. and was running out of time on this earth. he uncorked the cork. and filmed himself drinking. he slammed the bottle on the table. and never reached his goal. he ate some bacon. and combed his hair. as he read from a scroll. "i love pie" it read. and he grabbed his sword. and film strip. and used a calculator to find the cost. of the new gaming console. he went to amazon on his computer. and jumped with joy. because there was a new election. it was a race for president. he had to point who would be better. he pointed at the body of himself. and elected himself to fly in a rocket. the calculator agreed. a mouse was the runner up in the election. as the rocked sheened. he sent a fax tp the friend. and said "blimey".