Ad Lib #6

I just hate it when:

Mom serves weiners for dinner.

My pet tiger chews my anal beads.

Mr. Wilson gets mad at the class for being sexual.

My best friend Jacob decides to raped with somebody else.

I get violently incested for something I didn't do.

Dad makes me wear Jacobs to school.

My favorite TV show "The Price is Right" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.

People fingered into my bedroom without knocking.