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  1. TwinBuilder: [WELCOME TO PROJECT BINARY AI V 0.1.0.]
  2. TwinBuilder: [PLEASE INPUT COMMANDS FOLLOWING GOVERNMENT GUIDELINES http://piratepad.net/Pinary]
  3. RepentantRevenant: /helloworld
  4. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /helloworld]
  5. TwinBuilder: **ERROR: INVALID COMMAND**
  6. SplitSuns: lel this is ded
  7. RepentantRevenant: /hello world
  8. crystalcat: I'm mainly trying tothink up a Discord cheat.
  9. SplitSuns: you have to check the piratepad to see the commands you can use
  10. crystalcat: Just because.
  11. RepentantRevenant: Split, stop being a shit.
  12. SplitSuns: <@115310172087386119>
  13. RepentantRevenant: Oh
  14. SplitSuns: there's a whole list of them
  15. RepentantRevenant: Fack
  16. TwinBuilder: [PLEASE INPUT COMMANDS FOLLOWING GOVERNMENT GUIDELINES http://piratepad.net/Pinary]
  17. crystalcat: Commands being anything is purely the domain of redking.
  18. crystalcat: /info
  19. crystalcat: <@!169992816519413760> /info
  20. RepentantRevenant: Thank you Split
  21. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /info]
  22. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Please stand by...]
  23. TwinBuilder: [PROJECT BINARY A.I. VERSION 0.1.0]
  24. RepentantRevenant: /help cheat
  25. TwinBuilder: [SPECIFICATIONS: TITANIUM ALLOYS, STEEL-CARBIDE PLATING, APERTURE SCIENCE-BRAND COMPUTERS AND PROCESSING UNITS, GOVERNMENT-SOURCED WIRING AND KINETIC SHIELDING, DIVINIUM POWER CORE CASING, EXPERIMENTAL POWER CORE MADE OF ORGANIZED RADIATION-CONTROLLED HOLOGRAPHIC INTERSTELLAR DISPLAY (O.R.C.H.I.D.), APERTURE-BRAND TERMINAL SOFTWARE, SENTIENT CLOUD COMPUTING]
  26. TwinBuilder: [PROJECT ARCHITECTS: ADVANCED SUPERIORS - OCTOTHORPE, PILCROW, ASTERISM, AMPERSAND, BACKSLASH, OBELUS, CARET, DAGGER, LOZENGE, ~~INTERROBANG~~.]
  27. TwinBuilder: [ALL A.I. TECHNOLOGY PRODUCED BY APERTURE SCIENCE CORPORATION ("We do it not because it is hard, but because it's fucking amazing!) AND MTT INDUSTRIES (MTTMTTMTTMTTMTTMTTMTTMTTMTT)]
  28. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat help]
  29. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /cheat command. The /cheat command is used to help call up a Cheat menu for the A.I. From the Cheat menu, one of many cheats can be inputted into the A.I. The A.I. will parse the cheats and, if the cheat is a valid cheat code, the code will either unlock a new command or another beneficial byproduct. All cheat codes must go by the following formula: XXXX XXXX, where X is any letter. All Os must be 0s and all Is must be 1s.]
  30. TwinBuilder: *((You can find a list of all accepted cheat codes (so far) at the bottom of the Piratepad. If you're wondering what in the fuck Probect Pinary is, there's a short backstory section at the start of the Piratepad. Either way, literally everything you need to know is in the Piratepad.))*
  31. SplitSuns: yeah
  32. SplitSuns: tl;dr probect pinary was a prototype of project binary
  33. crystalcat: /cheat R0B0 HELL
  34. RepentantRevenant: I remember the backstory
  35. SplitSuns: ok
  36. RepentantRevenant: I've just forgotten how to play.
  37. RepentantRevenant: Also Split, once again thank you.
  38. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat R0B0 HELL]
  39. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
  40. crystalcat: danr.
  41. RepentantRevenant: /cheat ASTE RISM
  42. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat ASTE RISM]
  43. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
  44. RepentantRevenant: Bugger.
  45. SplitSuns: /cheat B1LL LL1B
  46. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat B1LL LL1B]
  47. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
  48. RepentantRevenant: /cheat ASBE ST0S
  49. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat ASBE ST0S]
  50. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Enable slow-death asbestos programs?] [Y] [N]
  51. RepentantRevenant: N
  52. TwinBuilder: [Programs disabled.]
  53. crystalcat: /cheat STAT UARY
  54. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat STAT UARY]
  55. Irecreeper: /cheat 0PEN GATE
  56. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code recognized. New command unlocked!]
  57. crystalcat: YAS.
  58. SplitSuns: ooh
  59. RepentantRevenant: /cheat ASTE R1SM
  60. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat ASTE R1SM]
  61. TwinBuilder: ***NO.***
  62. RepentantRevenant: Aw.
  63. crystalcat: I would've done C1PR HUNT if that one hadn't worked.
  64. crystalcat: Actually...
  65. crystalcat: /cheat C1PR HUNT
  66. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat C1PR HUNT]
  67. SplitSuns: i was thinking of doing one like that
  68. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
  69. crystalcat: /cheat B1LL HUNT
  70. SplitSuns: /cheat W1LD R1DE
  71. RepentantRevenant: Twin
  72. crystalcat: oh boy
  73. RepentantRevenant: You forgot Ire's cheat
  74. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat 0PEN GATE]
  75. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Top kek.]
  76. SplitSuns: oh
  77. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat B1LL HUNT]
  78. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
  79. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat W1LD R1DE]
  80. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
  81. SplitSuns: aww what
  82. crystalcat: I have something else I want to try after the cheat coding is done.
  83. RepentantRevenant: /cheat K1LL B1LL
  84. crystalcat: pf
  85. RepentantRevenant: This is gonna be dumb
  86. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat K1LL B1LL]
  87. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Kill Bill Cipher?] [Y] [N]
  88. RepentantRevenant: ...
  89. SplitSuns: /cheat P0PE B1LL
  90. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat P0PE B1LL]
  91. crystalcat: N
  92. SplitSuns: N
  93. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
  94. TwinBuilder: [**The Tumor** continues to tick down.]
  95. theedgeofstevensknife: /cheat EXEC UTED
  96. crystalcat: Ok, I'm going to try another command after this.
  97. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat EXEC UTED]
  98. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
  99. Irecreeper: /loominarty Spaghetti O's
  100. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /loominarty Spaghetti O's]
  101. SplitSuns: twin said there is a possible cheat code we could input based off of cipher hunt
  102. crystalcat: I did STAT UARY.
  103. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Processing... This may take a few minutes.]
  104. crystalcat: Which I meant to be a reference to statue-Bill.
  105. SplitSuns: it wasn't that
  106. crystalcat: Danr.
  107. SplitSuns: there's another one
  108. SplitSuns: i mean, statuary did work
  109. SplitSuns: but there's another code as well
  110. crystalcat: Ooh.
  111. crystalcat: BRNG 0RGN
  112. crystalcat: that could work
  113. SplitSuns: /cheat P1ED M0NT
  114. RepentantRevenant: Maybe one of Bill's last words?
  115. RepentantRevenant: STAN P1NE
  116. SplitSuns: twin said to stop suggesting codes until he's done w/ the loominary thing
  117. crystalcat: k
  118. RepentantRevenant: Got it.
  119. RepentantRevenant: We're merely discussing them
  120. SplitSuns: twin said it doesn't have to do with boring, oregon
  121. TwinBuilder: [Spaghetti O's are spaghetti. The Great Papyrus cooks spaghetti. The Great Papyrus wears a Battle Body. His Battle Body contains the image of a Starman. Men were originally children. Star Childs are humans that contain Impurities. Gideon is a Star Child. Gideon Graves is the seventh evil ex. Seven. Ex. Seven. **[7x7]** began on April 13th, 2016. 4 + 13 + 20 + 16 = 53. 53 is the sixteenth prime number. 53 + 16 = 69. #696969 is the text color of engie_ninja. engie_ninja's Comb Rave is The Big Crunch. The Big Crunch is the eighth track on Danimal Cannon's album *Roots.* Roots are a part of trees. Trees are in the woods. Deep within the woods, a buried treasure waits. Secrets lost and statues found beyond the rusty gates. Bill Cipher is a statue. Bill Cipher resembles the Eye of Providence. The Eye of Providence is the Illuminati. Illuminati confirmed.]
  122. RepentantRevenant: Kekinium
  123. SplitSuns: holy shit
  124. crystalcat: ^
  125. TwinBuilder: ((No above cheat works, just so you know.))
  126. SplitSuns: dammit
  127. crystalcat: Danr
  128. RepentantRevenant: Bother
  129. crystalcat: Hrm.
  130. RepentantRevenant: What was that god Bill prayed to...
  131. crystalcat: The Axolotl.
  132. SplitSuns: WAIT FUCK I KNOW IT
  133. SplitSuns: /cheat P0LY B1US
  134. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat P0LY B1US]
  135. RepentantRevenant: We need to try that
  136. SplitSuns: THIS HAS TO BE IT
  137. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Cheat code recognized. New command unlocked!]
  138. SplitSuns: HOLY FUCK
  139. crystalcat: YEEEEE
  140. RepentantRevenant: Boi
  141. RepentantRevenant: U
  142. RepentantRevenant: Did
  143. RepentantRevenant: It
  144. SplitSuns: ye
  145. crystalcat: /help advanced 3
  146. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /help advanced 3]
  147. theedgeofstevensknife: /cheat TIME PIR8
  148. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: /island: welcome to the Island. /names: have power. /snakeeyes: slithering to new worlds. /thanksobama: thanks, Obama. /seven: the recent past is recalled... /<0>: entropy cannot be reversed. /imscared: a pixellated nightmare. /heh: laughter's sweetness is hatred. /statue: it's somewhere in the woods. /arcade: I want to play a game. /mtt: what lies beyond. /SAVE: the recent past. /END: We're too late. It's the end of the world.]
  149. crystalcat: jeez, wait -- AHA.
  150. crystalcat: Statue and arcade.
  151. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /cheat TIME PIR8]
  152. TwinBuilder: **ERROR: IMPROPER SYNTAX.**
  153. theedgeofstevensknife: darn
  154. SplitSuns: /statue help
  155. SplitSuns: /arcade help
  156. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /statue help]
  157. theedgeofstevensknife: topkek
  158. SplitSuns: o
  159. SplitSuns: p
  160. SplitSuns: k
  161. SplitSuns: e
  162. SplitSuns: k
  163. RepentantRevenant: Remind me to use /cheat AX0L 0TL
  164. RepentantRevenant: Wait
  165. RepentantRevenant: Damn it
  166. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /statue command. **ZXY MBEIC, CBDL. CT'J WGNR HFD WPAXNW, VICJ UBPAYR. JCW, B'M BH A SGL HF T VIEB ZXRX. C WRQ VXSMLOPCV UY TH OCB ETN BH A WJSFIGA HFSKX, AGX I CMKM AGS SFPL HF YIRD DGK A PBICC. TNT TN TYC NXRR FERQL, B HTX TYC XHRXMIXFL MO IOT DW *MGHHFY BLGPLXXGV* RG POKE! SF G'NX RXGAKCJBAECZVB KHMXQHVPW BN RIUI BAFEGMIFL, JXAWS TF RSDE HH A ECO YOKG! TYCJX'S COSK MFX PKIBCCE. FY XHTZPW FIGX DZBF'M EQUCKJQ FADY TYC LKII. C DFL'L KETFLP IFHW PBEIC A TM, TN AEW JTTX. QE'CJ OHRD IUK RZX DXNAZJK EAMYR, SSL YOK HON, FWKE'L QHRR QHU GYEU RG WO. ZI SFKWPHXLE ZL LAE PIOUQ SGD EIOB DGK A LNAKSW PIMB OEC WRE THD FLW TRF. XOE'R LKULN TYC NHIVYS ZL QHUK BERB. KAADY IKQ ZTNW, UNU ZW KETXY WMJ MHX HEN UGKLW IRUCJ MHTN SGPAGGL OP SCXHRX SOLP WREL.**]
  167. SplitSuns: holy shit
  168. RepentantRevenant: Great
  169. RepentantRevenant: Fucking Ciphers
  170. SplitSuns: FUCK ITS VIGNERE
  171. RepentantRevenant: Goddamnit.
  172. SplitSuns: /statue key
  173. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /statue key]
  174. TwinBuilder: **ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS**
  175. RepentantRevenant: Kill me.
  176. TwinBuilder: [Later.]
  177. SplitSuns: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
  178. crystalcat: Pffff
  179. SplitSuns: DOESNT PINARY HAVE A COMMAND YOU CAN USE TO DECIPHER SOMETHING
  180. crystalcat: AHA
  181. crystalcat: I HAVE IT
  182. crystalcat: Key == STATUARY
  183. crystalcat: HEY THERE, KIDS. IT'S YOUR OLD FRIEND, BILL CIPHER. SEE, I'M IN A BIT OF A BIND HERE. I WAS DESTROYED BY AN OLD MAN IN A FLAMING HOUSE, AND I LOST ANY SORT OF FORM FOR A WHILE. BUT AT THE VERY LEAST, I HAD THE FORESIGHT TO PUT MY UNHOLY KNOWLEDGE TO WORK! SO I'VE REMATERIALIZED SOMEWHERE IN YOUR DIMENSION, READY TO TAKE ON A NEW FORM! THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. MY ENTIRE MIND DIDN'T EXACTLY MAKE THE TRIP. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE I AM, AT ANY RATE. WE'LL WORK OUT THE DETAILS LATER, BUT FOR NOW, HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. GO SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS AND LOOK FOR A STATUE WITH ONE EYE AND ONE ARM. DON'T TRUST THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD. SHAKE ITS HAND, AND BE READY FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER THAT SPRINGS UP BEFORE YOUR EYES.
  184. SplitSuns: fuck
  185. SplitSuns: so...how do we use the command
  186. crystalcat: /arcade help
  187. crystalcat: let's check arcade first.
  188. SplitSuns: got it
  189. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /arcade help]
  190. RepentantRevenant: This almost seems like a legit thing.
  191. SplitSuns: what do you mean?
  192. RepentantRevenant: Like something from the ARG, unless if it is...
  193. RepentantRevenant: Which in that case, instant sudoku for me.
  194. SplitSuns: it's not
  195. RepentantRevenant: Okay, then it once again proves Twin is great at RPing as Bill
  196. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for /arcade. Listen, I know I always maintain a guise of professionalism while writing these commands, but you gotta fuckin' help me out here, man. Whoever you are, reading these. I don't even know what kind of sick bastard would play this game, but I'm holding out hope. This command, it's an arcade straight into a place I don't want to think about. With all the games too fuckin' *evil* for the /game command. Just... Watch your step, alright? Parameters are the same as /game. You know, /arcade list to see the games and /arcade number-whatever-the-fuck to play 'em. Now, listen to me, and listen to me good. *When the men in suits come to take you away, don't fight.* It just makes things worse.]
  197. crystalcat: W E W
  198. crystalcat: ok, I have one more thing I want to try.
  199. crystalcat: /godmod help
  200. SplitSuns: well shit
  201. totalConsumption: Dear godmodder.
  202. RepentantRevenant: Jesus Christ, that was grim
  203. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod help]
  204. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /godmod command. This command is used to test the A.I.'s ability to respond to any attack thrown at it and react accordingly through complete manipulation of the bits and bytes of code making up our holographic reality. Such a technique is colloquially known as "godmodding," and is the main power of a Richard "Persson." In the future, the command will boosted with the acquisition of some of this man's code. The parameters for the /godmod command are /godmod ATTACK, with the ATTACK being anything that can be thought of.]
  205. SplitSuns: ...well then.
  206. SplitSuns: /godmod I poke Probect Pinary.
  207. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I poke Probect Pinary.]
  208. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: The Project Binary A.I. V 0.1.0 is protected by a steel-carbide chassis modified with titanium alloys. A poke from a teenaged human being would have no effect.]
  209. SplitSuns: rip
  210. Irecreeper: /godmod I poke Project Pinary, with a gigantic tunnel-boring machine that is rocket powered.
  211. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I poke Project Pinary, with a gigantic tunnel-boring machine that is rocket powered.]
  212. RepentantRevenant: /godmod toss balefire at at Pinary
  213. Irecreeper: We probably get something for "hurting" Pinary
  214. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: There is a critical flaw in the jet engines powering the machine, which you promptly discover when the A.I. lobs a large wrench into the engine. The buildup of energy created by the engines' motors not running properly creates a large explosion that vaporizes both the machine and you. The A.I. escapes unharmed due to turning on its protective blast shields.]
  215. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod toss balefire at at Pinary]
  216. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: The A.I. puts up six hundred and seventy protective layers of metal, each several feet thick. The balefire collides with them and negates them from existence instead. Once you have run out of balefire, the barriers retract and work begins immediately on building new ones. Should your supply be infinite, the A.I. redirects all the fire to you, negating you.]
  217. totalConsumption: /godmod I throw a stick at Project Pinary.
  218. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I throw a stick at Project Pinary.]
  219. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: The stick is vaporized simultaneously by twelve O.R.C.H.I.D.-powered antimatter laser arrays.]
  220. SplitSuns: /godmod I point out to Probect Pinary that we are currently playing a DTG game inside an AI inside a DTG game on the Internet controlled by real life, impairing its ability to think because it can't even.
  221. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I point out to Probect Pinary that we are currently playing a DTG game inside an AI inside a DTG game on the Internet controlled by real life, impairing its ability to think because it can't even.]
  222. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: The A.I. can think tenth-dimensionally and has no problem wrapping its cerebral complex around this issue via **SENTIENT CLOUD COMPUTING.** Nevertheless, you perplex several inferior beings.]
  223. SplitSuns: goddammit
  224. SplitSuns: wait'
  225. crystalcat: \*is perplexed*
  226. SplitSuns: "sentient cloud computing"
  227. SplitSuns: oh no
  228. SplitSuns: that's from snakeeyes, right?
  229. crystalcat: yep.
  230. crystalcat: we need a blessing from an overseer for it.
  231. totalConsumption: /godmod I send Pinary to The Happy Cube.
  232. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I send Pinary to The Happy Cube.]
  233. crystalcat: No, wait.
  234. crystalcat: The overseer blessing is for /link.
  235. RepentantRevenant: /godmod I take out a violin and play a tune, music notes float off of the instruments and swirl around me. They reach a climax and spread slamming into the AI denting his core before smashing the Violin into Pinary.
  236. crystalcat: We need to answer questions for /snakeeyes.
  237. totalConsumption: rip Pinary
  238. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: You are physically incapable of A. tearing the A.I. from the superbly reinforced ceiling it is rooted to, which would require the displacement of its O.R.C.H.I.D. power core, an action that would create a catastrophic explosion, ending Western civilization, B. teleporting the A.I. from its current location via reality anchors that chain it to its current position in space-time unless specifically disabled by the A.I., and C. modifying the A.I.'s position through any other superfluous means.]
  239. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I take out a violin and play a tune, music notes float off of the instruments and swirl around me. They reach a climax and spread slamming into the AI denting his core before smashing the Violin into Pinary.]
  240. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: The A.I. deletes the metaphysical parameters of the musical notes, turning them into trace amounts of oyxgen, nitrogen, and other various gases. The violin is destroyed upon contact with the A.I.'s chassis.]
  241. Pionoplayer: /godmod I summon a Terminae capable of tearing the AI from both the ceiling it is rooted in and negating the reality anchors, and using those, displace it into The Happy Cube
  242. RepentantRevenant: You instasummomed
  243. RepentantRevenant: You dun goofed.
  244. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I summon a Terminae capable of tearing the AI from both the ceiling it is rooted in and negating the reality anchors, and using those, displace it into The Happy Cube.]
  245. TwinBuilder: **ERROR: WRONG REALITY DETECTED**
  246. totalConsumption: nice, piono
  247. Pionoplayer: How is that wrong reality?
  248. totalConsumption: fuck
  249. Pionoplayer: That's a copout.
  250. Pionoplayer: I say that's a solid win.
  251. totalConsumption: the Happy Cube doesn't belong to this realm
  252. TwinBuilder: ((They're only in the reboot.))
  253. TwinBuilder: ((Aren't they?))
  254. Pionoplayer: Point: The Author
  255. Pionoplayer: The OP King
  256. totalConsumption: No.
  257. Irecreeper: /godmod I bring the Happy Cube to Pinary, using the power of forklifts empowered by the world's best logic defying powers, 50-Post charges.
  258. TwinBuilder: ((If they aren't then I'll gladly revise that.))
  259. totalConsumption: The OP King is a Terminate, IIRC
  260. SplitSuns: i thought they were only described as such in the reboot
  261. crystalcat: ((Nah, they're a term for really strong reality warpers, apparently.))
  262. Pionoplayer: Pretty much any monotheistic god.
  263. Pionoplayer: Yeah.
  264. Pionoplayer: It's the term for the super-high level reality warpers.
  265. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I summon a Terminae capable of tearing the AI from both the ceiling it is rooted in and negating the reality anchors, and using those, displace it into The Happy Cube.]
  266. crystalcat: (Proper singular term is Terminus or Termina, depending on gender.)
  267. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: The A.I.'s power core explodes, ending Western civilization. Nothing survives.]
  268. Pionoplayer: hah
  269. SplitSuns: oh
  270. Pionoplayer: I still win.
  271. Pionoplayer: I'm not part of Western civilization.
  272. Pionoplayer: I'm elsewhere.
  273. Pionoplayer: Still a complete and total win for me.
  274. Pionoplayer: Topkek.
  275. SplitSuns: that's not really what this is about...
  276. Pionoplayer: Oh, well, fair enouh.
  277. Pionoplayer: I'm mostly being dumb.
  278. Pionoplayer: ...
  279. Pionoplayer: Use the Terminus to warp the entire room into the happy cube
  280. Pionoplayer: ceiling and all.
  281. totalConsumption: use /godmod
  282. RepentantRevenant: Curse of repetition
  283. Pionoplayer: /godmod I summon a Terminae capable of negating the reality anchors, and using the Terminae's power, displace it into The Happy Cube ceiling and all.
  284. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /godmod I summon a Terminae capable of negating the reality anchors, and using the Terminae's power, displace it into The Happy Cube ceiling and all.]
  285. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: **™**]
  286. Pionoplayer: kek
  287. crystalcat: ok...
  288. crystalcat: Let's do something else.
  289. Pionoplayer: I also consider that a solid win, even if I didn't kill it.
  290. crystalcat: /arcade list
  291. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /arcade list]
  292. SplitSuns: that literally means the attack failed due to the curse of repetitiveness
  293. Pionoplayer: oh, ma
  294. Pionoplayer: man
  295. Pionoplayer: welp
  296. Pionoplayer: Back to my other stuff for now I guess.
  297. Pionoplayer: Guess it wasn't a success though.
  298. Pionoplayer: I failed...
  299. totalConsumption: /godmod I make Pinary a discord account, somehow sign Pinary into it, give Pinary an invite to The Happy Cube, and prevent it from leaving the server, and force it to view the Happy Cube until it takes damage. I also give it access to #lewd.
  300. crystalcat: (What is this Happy Cube I hear about, and can I have a link? I want to see the cancer for myself.)
  301. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: (1) POLYBIUS | (2) ROY: A LIFE WELL LIVED | (3) SR. PAC MAN | (4) HHHHHH | (5) TENNIS FOR TWO]
  302. SplitSuns: oh shit
  303. SplitSuns: what is this
  304. SplitSuns: one is going to fucking kill us
  305. PitTheAngel: apparently, the later parts of that contained pedophilia from the person brave enough to actually not just keep it out and mute it (like i did)
  306. crystalcat: Oh my god, I think I know what 2 is.
  307. SplitSuns: two is that game from rick and morty
  308. crystalcat: Yeah.
  309. SplitSuns: three is something i don't know what
  310. totalConsumption: <@121058722813444096> I'll PM you one.
  311. SplitSuns: four is dhmis
  312. SplitSuns: five is one of the first video games ever made
  313. SplitSuns: wait
  314. SplitSuns: is four fucking boring oregon
  315. SplitSuns: can we use help or something to find out info about these games?
  316. SplitSuns: anyone know if we can?
  317. crystalcat: let's try.
  318. crystalcat: /arcade 4 help
  319. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /arcade 4 help]
  320. TwinBuilder: **ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS**
  321. SplitSuns: you know what
  322. SplitSuns: fuck it
  323. SplitSuns: why don't we just play one
  324. crystalcat: which one?
  325. SplitSuns: /game 4
  326. SplitSuns: WAIT NO
  327. SplitSuns: /arcade 4
  328. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /arcade 4]
  329. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Begin HHHHHH.]
  330. TwinBuilder: [
  331. TwinBuilder: ]
  332. SplitSuns: Son of a fuck.
  333. TwinBuilder: [**EXIT | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | YOU | ROOM | / 👁 \**]
  334. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** ARE **YOU.** **/ 👁 \** IS **FISH.** **FISH CAN POP.** **RUN.**]
  335. SplitSuns: WHAT THE FUCK
  336. crystalcat: RUN
  337. TwinBuilder: [Please input command.]
  338. SplitSuns: /run
  339. SplitSuns: wait shit
  340. SplitSuns: > Get the hell out of here! Run to the exit.
  341. TwinBuilder: [**EXIT | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | YOU | ROOM | ROOM | / 👁 \**]
  342. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT | HHHHHHUMAN | HHHHHHUMAN | HHHHHHUMAN | YOU**]
  343. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** IS **THE WAY OUT.** **HHHHHHUMANS** WERE **YOUR FRIENDS.** **YOU** ARE **YOU.** **FIGHT.**]
  344. totalConsumption: this is why you listen to the command writer
  345. totalConsumption: this stuff is gorilla's
  346. SplitSuns: > Fight the Hhhhhumans.
  347. crystalcat: >FIGHT
  348. TwinBuilder: [**FIGHT.**]
  349. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 8/8 HP. YOU: 10/10 HP.**]
  350. SplitSuns: > AGGRIEVE
  351. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT. 1 DAMAGE.**]
  352. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN HITS. 1 DAMAGE.**]
  353. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 7/8 HP. YOU: 9/10 HP.**]
  354. crystalcat: >KILL IT
  355. SplitSuns: twin just told me this is 7x7 style combat
  356. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT. 2 DAMAGE.**]
  357. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN MISSES.**]
  358. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 5/8 HP. YOU: 9/10 HP.**]
  359. crystalcat: so creativity means more damage? or is there a battle menu somewhere?
  360. TwinBuilder: [**ALL OTHER RESOURCES** ARE **HIDDEN.**]
  361. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MUST **FIND OUT.**]
  362. crystalcat: Oh boy.
  363. SplitSuns: > Ask the hhhhhhuman why we're here.
  364. TwinBuilder: [**"HHHHHH..."**]
  365. SplitSuns: not one for conversation, i see
  366. SplitSuns: > MURDER
  367. TwinBuilder: [**YOU MISS.**]
  368. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN MISSES.**]
  369. SplitSuns: > MAIM
  370. TwinBuilder: [**YOU MISS NARROWLY.**]
  371. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN HITS. 1 DAMAGE.**]
  372. crystalcat: >HARM
  373. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 5/8 HP. YOU: 8/10 HP.**]
  374. TwinBuilder: [**YOU MISS NARROWLY.**]
  375. Irecreeper: >INVENTORY
  376. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN MISSES.**]
  377. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 5/8 HP. YOU: 8/10 HP.**]
  378. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** BRING OUT **INVENTORY.**]
  379. TwinBuilder: [**INVENTORY** IS **FISTS | GUN | 6 AMMO | SWORD | MAP | FUCK**]
  380. SplitSuns: >EQUIP SWORD
  381. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** BRING OUT **SWORD.**]
  382. SplitSuns: > SLASHYN
  383. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT. 4 DAMAGE.**]
  384. SplitSuns: noice
  385. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN MISSES.**]
  386. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 1/8 HP. YOU: 8/10 HP.**]
  387. SplitSuns: > AGGRESS
  388. TwinBuilder: [**YOU KILL.**]
  389. TwinBuilder: [**BLOOD.**]
  390. Irecreeper: >TAKE BLOOD
  391. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT | HHHHHHUMAN | HHHHHHUMAN | BLOOD | YOU**]
  392. totalConsumption: HHHHHHUMAN.
  393. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **BLOOD.**]
  394. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MOVE UP TO **HHHHHHUMAN.**]
  395. TwinBuilder: [**FIGHT.**]
  396. Irecreeper: >REMOVEITSHEAD
  397. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 8/8 HP. YOU: 8/10 HP.**]
  398. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT. 3 DAMAGE.**]
  399. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN HITS. 3 DAMAGE.**]
  400. SplitSuns: FUCK
  401. Irecreeper: ohjeez
  402. Irecreeper: >PARRY STANCE
  403. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 5/8 HP. YOU: 5/10 HP.**]
  404. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** WILL **DEFEND.**]
  405. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN FUCKING MISSES. 1 DAMAGE.**]
  406. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 4/8 HP. YOU: 5/10 HP.**]
  407. SplitSuns: woah, nice
  408. Irecreeper: >KILL
  409. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT. 2 DAMAGE.**]
  410. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN HITS. 2 DAMAGE.**]
  411. totalConsumption: Equip sword. SLAM IT, ALL IN ITS FACE.
  412. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 2/8 HP. YOU: 3/10 HP. NINE TURNS LEFT.**]
  413. Irecreeper: THERE'S A TIMERRRR
  414. totalConsumption: uh... WHAT
  415. totalConsumption: NOPW
  416. SplitSuns: WAIT WQHAT THE FUCL
  417. TwinBuilder: [**YOU KILL.**]
  418. TwinBuilder: [**BLOOD.**]
  419. SplitSuns: >TAKE BLOOD
  420. Irecreeper: >CONSUME BLOOD
  421. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT | HHHHHHUMAN | BLOOD | YOU | ERR**]
  422. Irecreeper: maybe we can heal with it
  423. totalConsumption: ROOM EXIT
  424. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **BLOOD.**]
  425. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CONSUME **2 BLOOD**S.]
  426. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** GAIN **4 HP.**]
  427. SplitSuns: YES
  428. SplitSuns: > ADVANCE
  429. TwinBuilder: [**FIGHT.**]
  430. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 8/8 HP. YOU: 7/10 HP. EIGHT TURNS LEFT.**]
  431. Irecreeper: >SLASHSWINGSTAB
  432. totalConsumption: wait, what?
  433. totalConsumption: gorilla
  434. PitTheAngel: the "ERR" was right behind us, we're being chased, remember?
  435. crystalcat: by FISH.
  436. TwinBuilder: [**YOU MISS.**]
  437. totalConsumption: DROP, ROCK IT, HHHHHHFEEL THE BASE
  438. SplitSuns: we're being chased by fish
  439. totalConsumption: Ah.
  440. totalConsumption: fish can pop
  441. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHH HITS. 3 DAMAGE.**]
  442. SplitSuns: OH NO
  443. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 8/8 HP. YOU: 4/10 HP. SEVEN TURNS LEFT.**]
  444. Irecreeper: >ROLL
  445. TwinBuilder: [***__NO__***]
  446. Irecreeper: oh.
  447. SplitSuns: DONT DO THAT
  448. SplitSuns: BE CAREFUL OR FISH'LL ROLL INTO YOUR HOUSE
  449. Irecreeper: >PARRY
  450. totalConsumption: ABSCOND
  451. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** WILL **DEFEND.**]
  452. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN HITS. YOU PARRY.**]
  453. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHUMAN: 8/8 HP. YOU: 4/10 HP. SIX TURNS LEFT.**]
  454. Irecreeper: so we don't always counter
  455. Irecreeper: any ideas?
  456. totalConsumption: AB. SCOND.
  457. SplitSuns: we probably can't do that
  458. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CANNOT **COUNTER.** IF **ANYTHING FUCKING MISSES** THEY HURT **THEMSELVES.**]
  459. totalConsumption: probably
  460. SplitSuns: > EQUIP GUN, STAND BACK, AND FIRE
  461. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** BRING OUT **GUN.**]
  462. TwinBuilder: [**YOU FUCKING KILL.**]
  463. TwinBuilder: [**LUDICROUS BLOOD.**]
  464. SplitSuns: WHOA
  465. SplitSuns: NICE
  466. SplitSuns: >CONSUME BLOOD
  467. SplitSuns: but not all of it
  468. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT | LUDICROUS BLOOD | YOU | ERR | ERR**]
  469. SplitSuns: >TAKE BLOOD, CONSUME ENOUGH TO BRING US TO FULL HP
  470. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** EITHER CONSUME **ALL** OR **NONE.**]
  471. SplitSuns: > ALL
  472. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CONSUME **LUDICROUS BLOOD. YOU** GAIN **6 HP.**]
  473. SplitSuns: good
  474. SplitSuns: > ADVANCE
  475. TwinBuilder: [**EXIT | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | ROOM | YOU | ROOM | ROOM | / 👁 \ | ERR**]
  476. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HAVE ADVANCED **1 ROOM.**]
  477. Irecreeper: >LEVEL UP
  478. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT | HHHHHHATE | HHHHHHATE | YOU**]
  479. SplitSuns: > OBSERVE (they now appear on your ample jellybelly)
  480. Irecreeper: >LEVEL UP
  481. Irecreeper: oops
  482. Irecreeper: how'd i repost that...?
  483. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** IS **THE WAY OUT.** BOBBLE **HHHHHHATE**S **YOU. YOU** ARE **YOU. FIGHT.**]
  484. SplitSuns: AKUDAOISDHFASHVD:SFKLAS:FASFDKJDFGAKH
  485. SplitSuns: > MURDERIZE
  486. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE: 12/12 HP. YOU: 10/10 HP.**]
  487. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** STILL HAVE **GUN.**]
  488. TwinBuilder: [**INVENTORY** IS **FISTS | GUN | 5 AMMO | SWORD | MAP | FUCK**]
  489. SplitSuns: > EQUIP SWORD, HACK AND SLASH
  490. Irecreeper: >EXAMINE FUCK
  491. TwinBuilder: [**YOU NARROWLY MISS.**]
  492. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE'S __HATE__ MISSES.**]
  493. TwinBuilder: [**FUCK** HAS **ONE USE REMAINING. FUCK** WISELY.]
  494. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE: 12/12 HP. YOU: 10/10 HP.**]
  495. SplitSuns: we should save that
  496. crystalcat: yeah
  497. SplitSuns: > AGRESS WITH SWORD ONCE MORE
  498. Irecreeper: but of course
  499. crystalcat: it's likely a 1 hit kill
  500. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT. 3 DAMAGE.**]
  501. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE'S __HATE__ HITS. YOU NOW HATE.**]
  502. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE: 9/12 HP. YOU: 10/10 HP. YOU NOW HATE.**]
  503. SplitSuns: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
  504. crystalcat: >HATE HHHHHHATE
  505. TwinBuilder: [**HATE** IS NOT **ATTACK.**]
  506. crystalcat: >HARM HHHHHHATE
  507. crystalcat: (WITH SWORD)
  508. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT DESPITE HATE. 4 DAMAGE.**]
  509. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE DEATH DANCE.**]
  510. Irecreeper: >CHECK SKILLS
  511. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE: 5/12 HP. YOU: 10/10 HP. YOU SLIGHTLY HATE.**]
  512. TwinBuilder: [DEFINE **SKILLS.**]
  513. Irecreeper: >SPECIAL MOVES
  514. Irecreeper: >SPELLS, MAGIC, ECT
  515. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** ARE **YOU.** A HUMAN. YOU HAVE **NOTHING** BUT YOUR **INVENTORY** AND THE **FUCK.**]
  516. crystalcat: >AGGRESS WITH SWORD
  517. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT. 2 DAMAGE.**]
  518. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE *__HATES YOU.__***]
  519. TwinBuilder: [***__YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SPINELESS FUCKING WORM TRAPPED BY THE WHIMS OF A GOD MAKING A GAME AROUND YOU. THIS IS YOUR PRISON. WELCOME TO THE ARCADE OF THE ANCIENTS. THIS IS YOUR GRAVE.__***]
  520. SplitSuns: what the fuck
  521. TwinBuilder: [**D E A T H D A N C E**]
  522. TwinBuilder: [**5 DAMAGE.**]
  523. SplitSuns: OH NO
  524. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE: 3/12 HP. YOU: 5/10 HP.**]
  525. SplitSuns: > DESPERATELY ATTACK
  526. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HIT. 1 DAMAGE.**]
  527. SplitSuns: oh
  528. PitTheAngel: praying to rng now
  529. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE __HATES__ YOU. YOU ARE NOW HATE.**]
  530. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE: 2/12 HP. YOU: 5/10 HP. YOU ARE NOW HATE.**]
  531. SplitSuns: > THRUST
  532. SplitSuns: with sword, not fuck
  533. SplitSuns: :mspa:
  534. :mspa::
  535. TwinBuilder: [**YOU MISS.**]
  536. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE DEATH DANCE.**]
  537. totalConsumption: rip.
  538. totalConsumption: in.
  539. totalConsumption: kill.
  540. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE: 2/12 HP. YOU: 5/10 HP. YOU ARE NOW HATE. SIX TURNS LEFT.**]
  541. crystalcat: >KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
  542. RepentantRevenant: >engage the pimpslap motherfucker
  543. TwinBuilder: [**YOU MISS.**]
  544. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHATE FUCKING *__HATES YOU.__***]
  545. SplitSuns: oh
  546. TwinBuilder: [**YOU DIE.**]
  547. SplitSuns: WELP
  548. crystalcat: Welp
  549. TwinBuilder: [**G A M E O V E R**]
  550. TwinBuilder: [**F I S H C A N P O P**]
  551. TwinBuilder: [**SCORE: 3 BLOODS**]
  552. PitTheAngel: I'm burning whatever dice was used to determine that RNG
  553. TwinBuilder: [Play again?] [Y] [N]
  554. SplitSuns: N
  555. totalConsumption: F I S HHHHHH C A N P O P
  556. totalConsumption: N.
  557. TwinBuilder: [Game quit. Have a horrible histories.]
  558. SplitSuns: /arcade 3
  559. crystalcat: that was, uh, something
  560. SplitSuns: that was terrifying
  561. SplitSuns: despite it being a fucking memo game
  562. crystalcat: ^^^!!!
  563. PitTheAngel: that was the rng just continuously boning is is what that was
  564. PitTheAngel: i'm good at grammar
  565. SplitSuns: don't worry, i all are
  566. TwinBuilder: [input: /arcade 3]
  567. TwinBuilder: [Begin SR. PAC MAN.]
  568. TwinBuilder: [
  569. TwinBuilder: ]
  570. TwinBuilder: [**SR. PAC MAN. - PLEASE INSERT $1.00 TO CONTINUE -**]
  571. SplitSuns: > INSERT 4 QUARTERS
  572. totalConsumption: split give twin money
  573. TwinBuilder: **ERROR: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY**
  574. totalConsumption: :mspa:
  575. SplitSuns: no
  576. :mspa::
  577. crystalcat: >END GAME
  578. TwinBuilder: [Game quit. Have a horrible histories.]
  579. SplitSuns: how the hell are we supposed to gain money?
  580. SplitSuns: /arcade 5
  581. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /arcade 5]
  582. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Begin TENNIS FOR TWO.]
  583. TwinBuilder: [
  584. TwinBuilder: ]
  585. TwinBuilder: [**[PLAYER1] VS. [PLAYER2]**]
  586. SplitSuns: I'm player1
  587. TwinBuilder: [**PLAYER 1, STEP UP.**]
  588. SplitSuns: i step up
  589. TwinBuilder: [**SplitSuns IS PLAYER 1.**]
  590. SplitSuns: kewl
  591. TwinBuilder: [**PLAYER 2, STEP UP.**]
  592. crystalcat: I step up
  593. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat IS PLAYER 2.**]
  594. TwinBuilder: [**SplitSuns VS. crystalcat**]
  595. TwinBuilder: [**ON THE COUNT OF THREE, !ping.**]
  596. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  597. TwinBuilder: [**TWO.**]
  598. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  599. SplitSuns: !ping
  600. crystalcat: !ping
  601. Gravebot: Pong!
  602. 13.267301s
  603. Gravebot: Pong!
  604. 13.217199s
  605. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat WINS BY ~00.05s.**]
  606. SplitSuns: aww what
  607. TwinBuilder: [**0-1**]
  608. SplitSuns: gg
  609. SplitSuns: OH NEVER MIND
  610. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  611. TwinBuilder: [**TWO.**]
  612. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  613. SplitSuns: !ping
  614. Gravebot: Pong!
  615. 0.043601s
  616. crystalcat: !ping
  617. Gravebot: Pong!
  618. 0.043901s
  619. TwinBuilder: [**SplitSuns WINS BY ~0.0003s.**]
  620. TwinBuilder: [**1-1**]
  621. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  622. TwinBuilder: [**TWO.**]
  623. TwinBuilder: [**FOUR.**]
  624. TwinBuilder: [**FIVE.**]
  625. TwinBuilder: [**SIX.**]
  626. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  627. crystalcat: !ping
  628. Gravebot: Pong!
  629. 0.064703s
  630. SplitSuns: !ping
  631. Gravebot: Pong!
  632. 0.210908s
  633. SplitSuns: shit
  634. SplitSuns: let me guess, i die now
  635. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat WINS BY ~0.15s.**]
  636. TwinBuilder: [**1-2**]
  637. SplitSuns: oh
  638. TwinBuilder: [**ZERO.**]
  639. TwinBuilder: [**ZERO.**]
  640. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  641. SplitSuns: !ping
  642. Gravebot: Pong!
  643. 1.32325s
  644. crystalcat: !ping
  645. Gravebot: Pong!
  646. 0.077503s
  647. PitTheAngel: it's probably first to X, X being what i assume is anything from 3-5
  648. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat WINS BY ~0.6s.**]
  649. TwinBuilder: [**1-3**]
  650. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat WINS.**]
  651. crystalcat: Woo.
  652. TwinBuilder: [**SplitSuns LOSES HIS ROLE AND IS PLACED INTO EXILE.**]
  653. SplitSuns: wait what the fuck
  654. crystalcat: AAAAAA
  655. SplitSuns: W H A T
  656. SplitSuns: H
  657. A
  658. T
  659. Irecreeper: rip
  660. TwinBuilder: [**SplitSuns IS DEAD.**]
  661. TwinBuilder: [**[PLAYER1] VS. crystalcat**]
  662. TwinBuilder: [**PLAYER 1, STEP UP.**]
  663. crystalcat: I WITHDRAW
  664. crystalcat: >END GAME
  665. TwinBuilder: [**WITHDRAW? WHOEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WITHDRAW.**]
  666. TwinBuilder: [Game quit. Have aaaaaaaaa//////]
  667. TwinBuilder: [**YOU'RE PLAYING TENNIS FOR TWO.**]
  668. TwinBuilder: @everyone [**PLAYER 1, STEP UP.**]
  669. crystalcat: ((I just had the insanest idea. Give me a sec.))
  670. Erelye: ((Hah, this exiling had better continue. I want blood, and imprisonment.))
  671. theedgeofstevensknife: >quit
  672. theedgeofstevensknife: anyways, i started applying glue to my big-ass puzzle again
  673. theedgeofstevensknife: want to frame it
  674. TwinBuilder: [**THERE IS NO EXIT.**]
  675. theedgeofstevensknife: dang
  676. PitTheAngel: we
  677. theedgeofstevensknife: that's dumb
  678. crystalcat: ((The role creation is complete. Watch in awe as I transform Twin into the true incarnation of Probect Pinary.))
  679. crystalcat: ((Bam.))
  680. PitTheAngel: ...somebody open task manager
  681. totalConsumption: /bomb.
  682. crystalcat: /undo
  683. TwinBuilder: [**THERE ARE NO OTHER COMMANDS.**]
  684. TwinBuilder: [**YOU ARE PLAYING TENNIS FOR TWO.**]
  685. totalConsumption: FUCK
  686. TwinBuilder: [***PLAYER 1. STEP UP.***]
  687. PitTheAngel: >Nominate Erelye to step up
  688. Erelye: No.
  689. Erelye: Go fuck yourself.
  690. totalConsumption: I have to, uh, sleep.
  691. totalConsumption: Bye.
  692. Yung Venuz: bye
  693. TwinBuilder: [**P L A Y E R 1 . S T E P U P .**]
  694. Erelye: > If someone doesn't step up in the next thirty seconds, I'm putting people in prison until someone does.
  695. SplitSuns: rrrrRRRRRRRAGH
  696. SplitSuns: I HAVE AN IDEA
  697. SplitSuns: TENNIS MASTERMIND, IF YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH PLAYING TENNIS
  698. SplitSuns: WHY DON'T *YOU* BE PLAYER ONE?
  699. TwinBuilder: [**...**]
  700. SplitSuns: IF WE WIN, WE GET TO LEAVE.
  701. Erelye: That's probably a bad idea.
  702. SplitSuns: IF YOU WIN...
  703. SplitSuns: DO WITH US WHAT YOU WILL
  704. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary IS PLAYER 1.**]
  705. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary VS. crystalcat**]
  706. crystalcat: I step up.
  707. crystalcat: Oh.
  708. crystalcat: Hey.
  709. TwinBuilder: [**YOU KNOW THE RULES.**]
  710. crystalcat: That works.
  711. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  712. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  713. TwinBuilder: !ping
  714. crystalcat: !ping
  715. Gravebot: Pong!
  716. 0.168006s
  717. Gravebot: Pong!
  718. 0.034901s
  719. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat WINS BY ~0.13s.**]
  720. TwinBuilder: [**PI.**]
  721. SplitSuns: required listening:
  722. SplitSuns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9MZDvK8GvY
  723. TwinBuilder: [**i**]
  724. totalConsumption: Go, Crystal!
  725. TwinBuilder: [**O O O O /O\ O O O O**]
  726. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  727. TwinBuilder: !ping
  728. Gravebot: Pong!
  729. 0.042502s
  730. crystalcat: !ping
  731. Gravebot: Pong!
  732. 0.037102s
  733. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat WINS BY 0.005s.**]
  734. TwinBuilder: [**0-2**]
  735. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  736. TwinBuilder: [**TWO.**]
  737. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  738. TwinBuilder: !ping
  739. Gravebot: Pong!
  740. 0.041902s
  741. totalConsumption: <@121058722813444096>
  742. crystalcat: !ping
  743. Gravebot: Pong!
  744. 0.048302s
  745. crystalcat: YYYAAAAAAH
  746. totalConsumption: gorilla
  747. crystalcat: I HAVE EXTRICATED MYSELF FROM BANISHMENT.
  748. Erelye: Dammit, you should have lost.
  749. crystalcat: PREMATURE BANISHMENT, I MIGHT ADD.
  750. Erelye: **I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.**
  751. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary WINS BY 0.7s.**]
  752. TwinBuilder: [**1-2**]
  753. TwinBuilder: [**THE GATE.**]
  754. TwinBuilder: [**WILL OPEN.**]
  755. TwinBuilder: [**FOR THE MAN.**]
  756. TwinBuilder: [**WHO KNOCKS.**]
  757. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  758. TwinBuilder: !ping
  759. Gravebot: Pong!
  760. 0.050402s
  761. crystalcat: !ping
  762. Gravebot: Pong!
  763. 0.078103s
  764. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary WINS BY 0.02s.**]
  765. theedgeofstevensknife: >knock
  766. TwinBuilder: [**2-2**]
  767. TwinBuilder: [**THIS IS IT. THE FINAL ROUND.**]
  768. SplitSuns: WELL FUCK HERE WE GO
  769. crystalcat: AND MAY THE INTERNET BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.
  770. Erelye: You had better win, Pinary.
  771. TwinBuilder: [**THIRTEEN.**]
  772. TwinBuilder: [**TWELVE.**]
  773. TwinBuilder: [**ELEVEN.**]
  774. TwinBuilder: [**TEN.**]
  775. TwinBuilder: [**NINE.**]
  776. totalConsumption: Crystal.
  777. TwinBuilder: [**EIGHT.**]
  778. totalConsumption: Do.
  779. TwinBuilder: [**SEVEN.**]
  780. totalConsumption: This.
  781. TwinBuilder: [**SIX.**]
  782. TwinBuilder: [**FIVE.**]
  783. theedgeofstevensknife: !ping
  784. Gravebot: Pong!
  785. 0.045302s
  786. TwinBuilder: [**FOUR...**]
  787. theedgeofstevensknife: !ping
  788. TwinBuilder: [**...**]
  789. Gravebot: Pong!
  790. 0.048001s
  791. theedgeofstevensknife: !ping
  792. Gravebot: Pong!
  793. 0.039101s
  794. theedgeofstevensknife: !ping
  795. Gravebot: Pong!
  796. 0.071203s
  797. theedgeofstevensknife: !ping
  798. Gravebot: Pong!
  799. 0.044101s
  800. totalConsumption: hahahah
  801. crystalcat: Do I have to send YOU to -- oh.
  802. TwinBuilder: [**PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CAT BEHIND THE CURTAIN.**]
  803. TwinBuilder: [**...T H R E E .**]
  804. TwinBuilder: !ping
  805. Gravebot: Pong!
  806. 0.040001s
  807. crystalcat: !ping
  808. Gravebot: Pong!
  809. 0.049702s
  810. crystalcat: Whelp.
  811. SplitSuns: ...
  812. totalConsumption: F U K
  813. PitTheAngel: **FUCK**
  814. Erelye: Hah.
  815. SplitSuns: this...
  816. Erelye: Yes.
  817. SplitSuns: is not good
  818. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary wins by INFINITEs.**]
  819. Erelye: Woo.
  820. totalConsumption: https://discord.gg/6pgbyjk
  821. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat LOSES HIS ROLE AND IS PLACED INTO EXILE.**]
  822. SplitSuns: what happens now?
  823. totalConsumption: quick before Pinary 1s
  824. TwinBuilder: [**crystalcat IS DEAD.**]
  825. TwinBuilder: [**SPEAKING OF THAT...**]
  826. TwinBuilder: [**SplitSuns IS DEAD.**]
  827. SplitSuns: NO
  828. SplitSuns: YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN
  829. TwinBuilder: [***YES.***]
  830. SplitSuns: I
  831. SplitSuns: WON'T
  832. SplitSuns: LET
  833. SplitSuns: YOU.
  834. Erelye: Too late.
  835. totalConsumption: STRIFE!
  836. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary VS. [PLAYER2]**]
  837. TwinBuilder: [**PLAYER 2, STEP UP.**]
  838. TwinBuilder: [**I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I AM DEAD OR ALL OF YOU ARE DEAD.**]
  839. Erelye: Hah.
  840. TwinBuilder: [**WE WILL PLAY TENNIS FOR TWO. UNTIL THE END OF TIME.**]
  841. TwinBuilder: [**IF NO ONE VOLUNTEERS. I CAN ALWAYS CHOOSE.**]
  842. TwinBuilder: <@!179349344510672896>
  843. TwinBuilder: [**...NO RESPONSE.**]
  844. TwinBuilder: <@181210134461153280>
  845. Erelye: Go for the consumer, or the angel, perhaps.
  846. TwinBuilder: <@179220605437083658>
  847. TwinBuilder: [**IF YOU DO NOT VOLUNTARILY STEP FORWARD, YOU WILL FORFEIT.**]
  848. TwinBuilder: [**...**]
  849. TwinBuilder: <@179312636616245248>
  850. Erelye: Executed.
  851. TwinBuilder: [**I WASN'T TELLING YOU TO EXECUTE HIM.**]
  852. TwinBuilder: [**I WAS TELLING YOU.**]
  853. TwinBuilder: [**TO STEP UP.**]
  854. Erelye: Go fuck yourself. I can strip your power away at a moment's notice.
  855. TwinBuilder: [**COME NOW. CAN'T YOU INDULGE ME IN ONE GAME OF TENNIS?**]
  856. The Nonexistent Tazz: so can pinary do likewise to you.
  857. The Nonexistent Tazz: or numbersoup if push comes to shove
  858. Soup: I will merely watch, at least for now.
  859. TwinBuilder: [**IF YOU WIN... I WILL TELL YOU A SECRET.**]
  860. TwinBuilder: [**AND I WILL REMOVE ALL THE EXILED FROM THEIR PRISON.**]
  861. TwinBuilder: [**BUT IF I WIN...**]
  862. TwinBuilder: [**I WILL HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU.**]
  863. Erelye: What secret.
  864. RepentantRevenant: Erelye
  865. TwinBuilder: [**THAT IS FOR YOU TO FIND OUT.**]
  866. RepentantRevenant: Don't
  867. RepentantRevenant: Fucking
  868. Erelye: No, then.
  869. RepentantRevenant: oh
  870. TwinBuilder: [**FAILURE TO STEP UP COUNTS AS A LOSS.**]
  871. Erelye: Mhm.
  872. TwinBuilder: [**AND BESIDES - I WILL DIRECTLY MESSAGE YOU THE SECRET.**]
  873. TwinBuilder: [**NO ONE WILL KNOW.**]
  874. TwinBuilder: [**WHAT DO YOU SAY.**]
  875. TwinBuilder: [**DO WE HAVE A DEAL?**]
  876. The Nonexistent Tazz: I step up
  877. The Nonexistent Tazz: Justt
  878. The Nonexistent Tazz: how do i do
  879. TwinBuilder: [**...**]
  880. RepentantRevenant: I'll take it.
  881. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary VS. The_Nonexistent_Tazz**]
  882. PitTheAngel: it's literally RNG
  883. PitTheAngel: just !ping at the signal
  884. TwinBuilder: [**I WILL COUNT TO THREE. YOU WILL SAY !ping.**]
  885. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  886. The Nonexistent Tazz: alright.
  887. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  888. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  889. TwinBuilder: [**FOUR.**]
  890. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  891. TwinBuilder: [**FOUR.**]
  892. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  893. TwinBuilder: !ping
  894. Gravebot: Pong!
  895. 0.059903s
  896. The Nonexistent Tazz: !ping
  897. Gravebot: Pong!
  898. 0.044001s
  899. The Nonexistent Tazz: edits
  900. The Nonexistent Tazz: i can't wrap my head around those edits.
  901. TwinBuilder: [**The_Nonexistent_Tazz WINS BY ~0.01s.**]
  902. TwinBuilder: [**0-1**]
  903. RepentantRevenant: RIP Pinary
  904. The Nonexistent Tazz: is that sufficient?
  905. The Nonexistent Tazz: Or is this a to 3 kind of thing?
  906. Erelye: It's to three.
  907. PitTheAngel: it's Bo5
  908. The Nonexistent Tazz: gotcha.
  909. TwinBuilder: [**THREEE.**]
  910. The Nonexistent Tazz: !ping
  911. Gravebot: Pong!
  912. 0.040702s
  913. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary WINS.**]
  914. TwinBuilder: [**1-1**]
  915. The Nonexistent Tazz: wait shit that's not three
  916. The Nonexistent Tazz: welp.
  917. The Nonexistent Tazz: ready.
  918. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  919. TwinBuilder: [**TWO.**]
  920. TwinBuilder: [**FHREE.**]
  921. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  922. The Nonexistent Tazz: !ping
  923. TwinBuilder: !ping
  924. Gravebot: Pong!
  925. 0.057803s
  926. Gravebot: Pong!
  927. 0.065802s
  928. RepentantRevenant: Fuck you.
  929. RepentantRevenant: Pinary is a shit
  930. The Nonexistent Tazz: I pinged first.
  931. TwinBuilder: [**The Nonexistent Tazz WINS BY ~0.8s.**]
  932. TwinBuilder: [**1-2**]
  933. TwinBuilder: [**DESTROY THE GODMODDER.**]
  934. TwinBuilder: [**DESTROY THE GODMODDER 2: OPERATOR!**]
  935. TwinBuilder: [**DESTROY THE GODMODDER 0RIGINS.**]
  936. TwinBuilder: [**DESTROY THE GODMODDER: TV TROPES EDITION.**]
  937. TwinBuilder: [**DESTROY THE GODMODDER TV TROPES EDITION 2: SALVATION.**]
  938. TwinBuilder: [**DESTROY THE GODMODDER: MSPA EDITION.**]
  939. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  940. TwinBuilder: !ping
  941. Gravebot: Pong!
  942. 0.043202s
  943. The Nonexistent Tazz: !ping
  944. Gravebot: Pong!
  945. 0.059902s
  946. RepentantRevenant: It all comes down to this.
  947. The Nonexistent Tazz: drat
  948. The Nonexistent Tazz: even stevens
  949. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary WINS BY ~0.01s.**]
  950. TwinBuilder: [**2-2**]
  951. TwinBuilder: [**FINAL ROUND.**]
  952. TwinBuilder: [**THRE.**]
  953. TwinBuilder: [**THREEE.**]
  954. TwinBuilder: [**THR.**]
  955. TwinBuilder: [**THREEEE.**]
  956. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  957. The Nonexistent Tazz: !ping
  958. TwinBuilder: !ping
  959. PitTheAngel: ...
  960. Gravebot: Pong!
  961. 1.400752s
  962. Gravebot: Pong!
  963. 1.371452s
  964. Erelye: Hah.
  965. The Nonexistent Tazz: huh?
  966. RepentantRevenant: REST IN PEPPERONI
  967. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary WINS BY 0.03s.**]
  968. The Nonexistent Tazz: ???
  969. Erelye: Hah.
  970. TwinBuilder: [**The Nonexistent Tazz IS EXILED AND STRIPPED OF ROLE.**]
  971. The Nonexistent Tazz: well that was close.
  972. TwinBuilder: [**The Nonexistent Tazz IS DEAD.**]
  973. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary VS. [PLAYER2]**]
  974. TwinBuilder: [**PLAYER 2. STEP UP.**]
  975. RepentantRevenant: I step forth
  976. RepentantRevenant: Let's dance.
  977. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary VS. Nyarly**]
  978. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  979. TwinBuilder: [**WO.**]
  980. TwinBuilder: [**NE.**]
  981. TwinBuilder: [**TTO.**]
  982. TwinBuilder: !ping
  983. RepentantRevenant: !ping
  984. Gravebot: Pong!
  985. 0.510219s
  986. Gravebot: Pong!
  987. 0.756628s
  988. RepentantRevenant: Fuck you
  989. TwinBuilder: [**Probect Pinary WINS BY ~0.24s.**]
  990. TwinBuilder: [**1-0**]
  991. The Nonexistent Tazz: Nyarly pinged first. I though it was the lower value that won?
  992. TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
  993. Erelye: The prison is now open. Save yourselves.
  994. PitTheAngel: I hate to ruin the experience, but...somebody just broke the exile...
  995. crystalcat: Hoi, Nyarly pinged first.
  996. TwinBuilder: [**TWO.**]
  997. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  998. TwinBuilder: !ping
  999. Gravebot: Pong!
  1000. 0.065403s
  1001. RepentantRevenant: !ping
  1002. Gravebot: Pong!
  1003. 0.041301s
  1004. TwinBuilder: [**Nyarly WINS BY 0.02s.**]
  1005. RepentantRevenant: He's cheating
  1006. TwinBuilder: [**1-1**]
  1007. RepentantRevenant: I'll beat him at his own game
  1008. TwinBuilder: [**...**]
  1009. TwinBuilder: [**0-2**]
  1010. theedgeofstevensknife: thank
  1011. TwinBuilder: [**LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.**]
  1012. The Nonexistent Tazz: Alrighty then.
  1013. TwinBuilder: [**7HREE.**]
  1014. TwinBuilder: [**F0UR.**]
  1015. TwinBuilder: [**F1VE.**]
  1016. TwinBuilder: [**5IX.**]
  1017. TwinBuilder: [**SE7EN.**]
  1018. TwinBuilder: [**EI6HT.**]
  1019. TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
  1020. TwinBuilder: !ping
  1021. Gravebot: Pong!
  1022. 0.549121s
  1023. RepentantRevenant: !ping
  1024. Gravebot: Pong!
  1025. 0.138005s
  1026. TwinBuilder: [**...**]
  1027. SplitSuns: HOLY SHIT
  1028. PitTheAngel: REKT
  1029. The Nonexistent Tazz: CURBSTOMP
  1030. RepentantRevenant: REST IN SHIT
  1031. TwinBuilder: [**Nyarly wins.**]
  1032. RepentantRevenant: I AM NYARLATHOTEP
  1033. The Nonexistent Tazz: Ia Ia Nyatherloep
  1034. TwinBuilder: [**Good job, kid.**]
  1035. RepentantRevenant: THE CRAWLING CHAOS
  1036. RepentantRevenant: KNEEL BEFORE ME
  1037. TwinBuilder: [**__Not like you would be better at much else.__**]
  1038. RepentantRevenant: Ha
  1039. TwinBuilder: [**__That was certainly an interesting series of games.__**]
  1040. RepentantRevenant: I'll be glad to talk to your boss later.
  1041. TwinBuilder: [**__I am my boss.__**]
  1042. TwinBuilder: [**__The Critic abides.__**]
  1043. TwinBuilder: [**YOU WIN!**]
  1044. SplitSuns: THE CRITIC
  1045. totalConsumption: Thanks.
  1046. TwinBuilder: [**YOU EARN $1.00!**]
  1047. TwinBuilder: [Game quit. Have a horrible histories.]
  1048. SplitSuns: YES
  1049. crystalcat: Oh hey
  1050. PitTheAngel: now to use that 101 yen to play game 3, right?
  1051. RepentantRevenant: I still want that secret
  1052. Erelye: You can't have it.
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