(One) Talven wisps: Well, I mean, you don't have to be in south England, it depends how dedicated you are.
[Silver leaves Discworld]
[Scubapetey enters Discworld]
[Lightblade enters Discworld]
Avenged Sevenfold arrives from the east.
Avenged Sevenfold looks around.
A guard thief arrives from the west.
Avenged Sevenfold leaves up.
The steel grey moon dragon rustles about on the ground.
Someone arrives from above.
You notice movement behind you and, spinning around, you see Avenged Sevenfold about to loop Terror over your head!  Your training taking over, you twist out of harm's way.
Looks like Avenged Sevenfold just tried to inhume you; he looks very embarrassed.
Danduin von Brassbridge arrives from above.
The guard thief leaves up.
Danduin von Brassbridge says in Thieves' Cant: careful, avenged is sneaking around the guild
You notice Avenged Sevenfold nearby.
Someone leaves east.
[Nelle leaves Discworld]
A delicate sound, almost like snow falling comes from Wolphen's silver snowflake bracelet.
(One) Talven wisps: I'm not sure I can face another hour and 42 minutes at work without ham...
[Gwyndrith leaves Discworld]
The steel grey moon dragon sits up on her hind legs and begs for mushrooms.
[Sapphyr leaves Discworld]
[Cerys enters Discworld]
[Marvellous enters Discworld]
[Riox enters Discworld]
(One) Betta wisps: A freshly pained fresco and baked amphorae fill up the shop's decorations, leaving a bit of space for a marble statue and potential customers to stand around.  Between the foreign items and towards the back sits a more usual table, accompanied by a comfy-looking chair. A ladder sits in the corner.
A thief dragging a large loot bag walks through the hall, giving a quick nod of thanks to the statue of Mazda as she passes it.
finger avenged
Login name: Avenged                    Real name: Friend
Birthday: 25th of November             Member of the Mano Rossa
Location: Genua
First logged on Wed May  4 06:20:45 2011.
204 days, 23 hours, 36 minutes and 13 seconds old.
On since Thu Mar 23 15:40:24 2017 (8 minutes and 37 seconds).
Idle for 1 second.
89 mail messages.
Project:
[693/2000] One Person Crimewave
Plan:
Mr CMOHO Dhblah turns around and, taking in your Terror at the ready, pales drastically.  You straighten your Terror with a 'twang' and lean forward, whispering: "It is time for you to sleep with the fishes.".
Suddenly, Mr CMOHO Dhblah clutches at his heart and collapses.
The steel grey moon dragon's deep blue eyes whirl slowly.
yo
You palm the bright red yo-yo from the midnight black spider silk cloak.
With a stunning display of speed and skill you flick and spin your yo-yo back and forth.  It starts to travel so fast it leaves a trail in the air.  Smugly, you write LINA in the air.  It remains for a few seconds before vanishing.  WOW! It looks exceedingly impressive.
Queued command: slip yoyo into cloak
You slip the bright red yo-yo to the midnight black spider silk cloak.
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A magnificent dome covers the spacious entrance to the Thieves' Guild, supported by solid walls of veined marble.  The dome itself contains several stained glass depictions of the most memorable events of thievery, all overshadowed by the image of Mazda stealing fire from the gods.  A large statue of Mazda is centered under the dome, holding aloft the fabled Undying Flame to represent the rewards of his skill.  A broad stairway sweeps majestically up along the north wall, leading westward and upward, mirrored on the south wall by an identical stairway.  A wide corridor leads to the west, while the entrance hall stretches out to the north and south.
There are five obvious exits: up, west, north, south and east.
Wolphen is lying on the foot of one of the broad stairways and Danduin von Brassbridge, Ordeith Fallstar and a steel grey moon dragon are standing here.
A wooden sign and a bronze plaque are here and a burnt torch is in a torch holder on the wall.
yo
Danduin von Brassbridge looks momentarily concerned
Danduin von Brassbridge pleads for lots of money.
Danduin von Brassbridge explodes messily over you.
You palm the bright red yo-yo from the midnight black spider silk cloak.
Queued command: attempt a write your name trick with yoyo
Queued command: slip yoyo into cloak
With a stunning display of speed and skill you flick and spin your yo-yo back and forth.  It starts to travel so fast it leaves a trail in the air.  Smugly, you write LINA in the air.  It remains for a few seconds before vanishing.  WOW! It looks exceedingly impressive.
You slip the bright red yo-yo to the midnight black spider silk cloak.
Danduin leaves the game.
[Danduin leaves Discworld]
Suddenly, a no. 8 throwing knife flies out of the shadows and you are struck cleanly in the throat.
Looks like you were just inhumed.
Your hands twitch and feel weak.
To the south, the bell of the Assassins' Guild clock tolls once, signifying another successful inhumation.
The steel grey moon dragon mourns you.
You notice Avenged Sevenfold nearby.
Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE?  SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
Death says: IS DYING THE NEW FASHION?  WOULD YOU FOLLOW SOMEONE IF THEY JUMPED OFF A CLIFF?
Death says: ACTUALLY, DON'T ANSWER THAT.
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A magnificent dome covers the spacious entrance to the Thieves' Guild, supported by solid walls of veined marble.  The dome itself contains several stained glass depictions of the most memorable events of thievery, all overshadowed by the image of Mazda stealing fire from the gods.  A large statue of Mazda is centered under the dome, holding aloft the fabled Undying Flame to represent the rewards of his skill.  A broad stairway sweeps majestically up along the north wall, leading westward and upward, mirrored on the south wall by an identical stairway.  A wide corridor leads to the west, while the entrance hall stretches out to the north and south.
There are five obvious exits: up, west, north, south and east.
Wolphen is lying on the foot of one of the broad stairways, Death is atop Binky here and Ordeith Fallstar and a steel grey moon dragon are standing here.
Binky is standing here, carrying Someone, a wooden sign and a bronze plaque are here, a burnt torch is in a torch holder on the wall and a no. 8 throwing knife and the corpse of Lina are on the floor.
Death says: JUST LET ME FIX THESE LITTLE WINGS ON YOU...
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A magnificent dome covers the spacious entrance to the Thieves' Guild, supported by solid walls of veined marble.  The dome itself contains several stained glass depictions of the most memorable events of thievery, all overshadowed by the image of Mazda stealing fire from the gods.  A large statue of Mazda is centered under the dome, holding aloft the fabled Undying Flame to represent the rewards of his skill.  A broad stairway sweeps majestically up along the north wall, leading westward and upward, mirrored on the south wall by an identical stairway.  A wide corridor leads to the west, while the entrance hall stretches out to the north and south.
There are five obvious exits: up, west, north, south and east.
Wolphen is lying on the foot of one of the broad stairways, Death is atop Binky here and Ordeith Fallstar and a steel grey moon dragon are standing here.
Binky is standing here, carrying Someone, a wooden sign and a bronze plaque are here, a burnt torch is in a torch holder on the wall and a no. 8 throwing knife and the corpse of Lina are on the floor.
who thieves