Curses 2

[
  "Having to pee after settling in bed in night",
  "Any hot meal you eat will be frozen in the middle",
  "ALWAYS getting a 15 second ad on YouTube",
  "Having a popcorn kernel perpetually stuck on the back of their tongue",
  "Constantly having a tiny bit of dust in your eye",
  "Always having a stone in your shoe, but it changes enough that you can't get used to it and ignore it",
  "Never having a cool side to the pillow",
  "Having low water pressure every time you use a sink/shower",
  "Always have a painful hangnail on your ring finger",
  "Your earbuds will never fit",
  "Stubbing your big toe every morning for the rest of your days",
  "Hearing a fly all day but can never find it",
  "YOUR COFFEE WILL ALWAYS BE LUKEWARM!",
  "Always getting stopped at a red light. No well timed green lights ever again",
  "May every chair you sit in have one leg 1/4 of an inch shorter than the others",
  "Every toilet you use will clog. Every. Toilet.",
  "Having a cop behind you every time you drive",
  "Constant feeling of you having forgotten something when you leave your house",
  "May every piece of bread you eat be 80% crust",
  "May your phone always fall between couch cushions just out of reach",
  "Your socks will always be slightly damp - no matter what",
  "Every sneeze you feel coming will disappear right before it happens",
  "Every time you plug in a USB - it takes three tries, even if it’s symmetrical",
  "Every itch will be just out of reach of your hands",
  "Your phone brightness will never be quite right",
  "Your keyboard will always have one sticky key, but it changes every day",
  "Every TV show you like will be cancelled after one season",
  "May you always get a rock in your shoe after tying your laces tightly",
  "May all your teammates be AFK - but only when you're playing comp",
  "Every time you reload - enemies rush you",
  "May your aim always be 2 pixels off",
  "Your favorite game will update every time you try to launch it",
  "You will always be the first target in every team fight",
  "Every healing item you use restores just 1 HP less than needed",
  "All your games will default to inverted controls — with no option to change it"
]