DFGT VII: 1CC

The Reaper of Lovehandled strikes at Theodora "Webster" Geissel but the shot is blocked with the feather wood shield!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel misses The Reaper of Lovehandled!
The Reaper of Lovehandled stabs Theodora "Webster" Geissel in the left foot with his iron halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel falls over.
Theodora "Webster" Geissel attacks The Reaper of Lovehandled but He jumps away!
The Reaper of Lovehandled slashes Theodora "Webster" Geissel in the third right lower arm with his iron halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel misses The Reaper of Lovehandled!
The Reaper of Lovehandled strikes at Theodora "Webster" Geissel but the shot is narrowly deflected by the copper scourge!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel attacks The Reaper of Lovehandled but He jumps away!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel misses The Reaper of Lovehandled!
The Reaper of Lovehandled strikes at Theodora "Webster" Geissel but the shot is blocked with the feather wood shield!
The Reaper of Lovehandled slashes Theodora "Webster" Geissel in the second right hand with his iron halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel strikes at The Reaper of Lovehandled but the shot is parried by the iron halberd!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel: I've been injured badly.  There is no hope!
The Reaper of Lovehandled strikes at Theodora "Webster" Geissel but the shot is blocked!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel misses The Reaper of Lovehandled!
The Reaper of Lovehandled strikes at Theodora "Webster" Geissel but the shot is easily parried by the copper scourge!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel misses The Reaper of Lovehandled!
The Reaper of Lovehandled strikes at Theodora "Webster" Geissel but the shot is blocked with the feather wood shield!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel misses The Reaper of Lovehandled!
The Reaper of Lovehandled strikes at Theodora "Webster" Geissel but the shot is blocked with the feather wood shield!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel misses The Reaper of Lovehandled!
Theodora "Webster" Geissel has bled to death.
The Reaper of Lovehandled: So easily broken...  Begone fear!
The Reaper of Lovehandled: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.