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  1. 16:36 <tomflint> my dad used to sleepwalk as a kid --- but he'd leave the house and go into other people's homes
  2. 16:36 <tomflint> his Mom would get a call saying 'ypur boy wandered in again...'
  3. 16:36 <tomflint> *your
  4. 16:42 <mouses> tomflint: I sleep walk without meds ;(
  5. 16:42 <mouses> and talk in my sleep often
  6. 16:42 <tomflint> hahaha
  7. 16:42 <mouses> it's FUCKING EMBARRASSING
  8. 16:42 <mouses> tomflint: about 2 months ago, my wife saw me getting up, walking into the kitchen, and pissing into the sink
  9. 16:42 <mouses> I shit you not
  10. 16:42 <mouses> :(
  11. 16:43 <tomflint> haha
  12. 16:43 <mouses> like what the fuck is that
  13. 16:43 <mouses> tomflint: I don't even drink anymore, so I can't blame that :(
  14. 16:43 <tomflint> have you heard Ricky Gervais' story about that?
  15. 16:43 <mouses> no!
  16. 16:44 <mouses> but it might make me feel better lol
  17. 16:44 <tomflint> basically, they lived in this small apartment that had a shared bathroom with other suites
  18. 16:44 <tomflint> so he says that he's gonna pee in the sink.... and next thing his girlfriend is like 'oh Ricky, not on the dishes!'
  19. 16:44 <mouses> I wash everything twice just in case lol
  20. 16:46 <tomflint> better safe than sorry
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