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- 16:36 <tomflint> my dad used to sleepwalk as a kid --- but he'd leave the house and go into other people's homes
- 16:36 <tomflint> his Mom would get a call saying 'ypur boy wandered in again...'
- 16:36 <tomflint> *your
- 16:42 <mouses> tomflint: I sleep walk without meds ;(
- 16:42 <mouses> and talk in my sleep often
- 16:42 <tomflint> hahaha
- 16:42 <mouses> it's FUCKING EMBARRASSING
- 16:42 <mouses> tomflint: about 2 months ago, my wife saw me getting up, walking into the kitchen, and pissing into the sink
- 16:42 <mouses> I shit you not
- 16:42 <mouses> :(
- 16:43 <tomflint> haha
- 16:43 <mouses> like what the fuck is that
- 16:43 <mouses> tomflint: I don't even drink anymore, so I can't blame that :(
- 16:43 <tomflint> have you heard Ricky Gervais' story about that?
- 16:43 <mouses> no!
- 16:44 <mouses> but it might make me feel better lol
- 16:44 <tomflint> basically, they lived in this small apartment that had a shared bathroom with other suites
- 16:44 <tomflint> so he says that he's gonna pee in the sink.... and next thing his girlfriend is like 'oh Ricky, not on the dishes!'
- 16:44 <mouses> I wash everything twice just in case lol
- 16:46 <tomflint> better safe than sorry
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