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- SHADOWY FIGURE #1
- It is good that we meet again my brethren. How goes our plan to stop people’s favourite bands from achieving mainstream recognition?
- SHADOWY FIGURE #2
- Everything is going according to plan, my lord. Autotune will sweep the music awards again this year.
- (BEAT)
- But, there is *one* small problem.
- SHADOWY FIGURE #1
- Problem?
- SHADOWY FIGURE #3
- Yes. The online community of a talented but underplayed artist banded together to protest them being left of a ‘best of 2018 list’ and it got surprisingly popular.
- SHADOWY FIGURE #1
- They must not be allowed to thwart our plans!
- SHADOWY FIGURE #2
- Well, once they realised how powerful they could be, they decided to do some actual good.
- SHADOWY FIGURE #3
- So they banded together and started a fundraiser to get clean drinking water for rural towns with old lead pipelines.
- SHADOWY FIGURE #1
- Oh, that’s okay I guess. So what exactly is the problem here?
- SHADOWY FIGURE #2
- Now the Council for putting mind control drugs in the country’s water supplies is angry at us.
- SHADOWY FIGURE #3
- Apparently we’ve ruined a plan that they’ve been working towards for like, 200 years or something.
- (FROM OS)
- Fuck you guys!
- SHADOWY FIGURE #1
- Get out of here Warren, we have this room booked until 3!
- ~HONK
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