Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): nature fucked michigan yesterday
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): and i'm excited for canada to get it hahahah. >:3
Freddy The Green Fox: I can tell
Freddy The Green Fox: lol
Freddy The Green Fox: They'll just say sorry for being in the way
Freddy The Green Fox: Wait is michigan male or female?
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): .....what..?
Freddy The Green Fox: Well if Michigan is female then it was lesbian fucking
Freddy The Green Fox: If it's male it was straight fucking with a dildo
Freddy The Green Fox: I am now curious which
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): ........whattttttttttt?
Freddy The Green Fox: Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): nature fucked michigan yesterday
Freddy The Green Fox: Nature is female
Freddy The Green Fox: Is michigan male?
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): HOW CAN LAND BE MALE OR FEMALE??
Freddy The Green Fox: Well
Freddy The Green Fox: Russia
Freddy The Green Fox: Motherland
Freddy The Green Fox: Female
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): STATES DON'T HAVE GENDERS
Freddy The Green Fox: I see so they're non-binary?
Freddy The Green Fox: I think I am triggering you
Freddy The Green Fox: I shall leave
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): i looked up is michigan male or female and i got this..
Freddy The Green Fox: ?
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Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): what the fuck
Freddy The Green Fox: LOl
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): i got s fucking striper service what the fuck
Freddy The Green Fox: I am dying of laughter
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): i'm looking at the prices oh my god lol
Freddy The Green Fox: Lol, this went south fast
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Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): what the fuck
Freddy The Green Fox: lol
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Freddy The Green Fox: I AM DYING
Freddy The Green Fox: This is brilliant
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Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): why
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): OH THERE WE GO
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): A HUNK OPTION
Freddy The Green Fox: Lol
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Freddy The Green Fox: lol
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): Special Orders
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Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): THE RARE EVENT
Freddy The Green Fox: Lol
Freddy The Green Fox: This small joke got so much bigger in minutes
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): just whyyy lol
Freddy The Green Fox: Google is perverted
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Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): what the fuck midget strippers ahahahaha
Freddy The Green Fox: I can't stop laughing
Freddy The Green Fox: Can I please put this in my description?
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): A 1000 DOLLAR DEPOSIST TO SHOW YOU'RE SERIOUS
Freddy The Green Fox: Lol
Freddy The Green Fox: This is amazingly funny
Freddy The Green Fox: Please can I put it in my description?
Freddy The Green Fox: *Funniest conversation*
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Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): yes
Minty~!!! (ignored, as usual.): might as well