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- And I heard, as it were, the noise of writing
- A glowing message saying: "Try jumping." And I jumped.
- And behold: my souls gone
- There's womyn goin' 'round hatin’ games.
- And they decide who to kickstart or to shame.
- Everybody won't be tweeted all the same.
- But see a rising sun shining on.
- There be jap games abound
- The meat in your loins will stand up
- At the titties from no cup to big D cups
- Persona, Ys and Yomi’s giant bust
- and Recettear, Yakuza, PS Plus
- There be jap games abound
- See how tumblrs rage keeps steaming.
- One hundred million journos scheming.
- Wanting us to forsake both life and hometown
- Reddit bawlin’, Phil Fish snarlin’ .
- Tweets by Kamiya stay ballin’.
- It’s about time the translation gets done.
- And doujins from across the sea.
- The /v/irgins are all getting their fills.
- While Capcom are going cuhrayzee.
- Kojima and Del T make Silent Hills.
- Tecmo Koei, NAMCO, and Alicesoft.
- Then the vita gen will send its tripfags home.
- Hongfire patches erasing censors come
- The diviner girl’s panties come undone
- There be jap games abound
- Whoever plays Love Plus, let him with waifu chill.
- Whoever plays Snake Eater, let him find endless thrill.
- Whoever plays Smash Bros, let him on 4chan shill.
- NISA’s black bars can’t hold us down,
- There be jap games abound
- Project Diva, old Dead Rising.
- Miku and her weeaboos singing.
- Nitroplus, Square Enix, and based Compile Heart.
- TLs stallin’, patience fallin'.
- Chocolate for my 2D darlin’.
- Listen to the waifus soft ching chong.
- The fanbase is gaining more weight
- Their shit taste still strong as can be
- and Atlus prepares more pedobait
- Pre-order now despite the shipping fee.
- With moe Christmas cakes and pantyshots.
- There be jap games abound.
- And I felt a tremor pulse through the black orb
- And I looked and behold: a gold helm.
- And his name, that wore it, Lautrec.
- My waifu slain by him.
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