8ball answers.

'All signs point to yes...',
'Yes!',
'My sources say no.',
'You may rely on it.',
'Concentrate and ask again...',
'Outlook not so good...',
'It is decidedly so!',
'Better not tell...',
'Very doubtful.',
'Yes - Definitely!',
'It is certain!',
'Most likely.',
'Ask again later.',
'No!',
'Outlook good.',
'Don\'t count on it.',
'69% for sure.',
'Look deep in your heart and you will find the answer.',
'The answer might not be not no.',
'Yesterday it would\'ve been a yes, but today it\'s a yep.',
'May these words of wisdom guide you: UnBannMee6 is a filthy weeb.'