[God creating Octolings]

[God creating Octolings]

God: Okay so.
Angel: ...Yes?
God: You know how we created Inklings out of the squids?
Angel: ...Yeah? What about them-
God: Let's give the octopi a second, humanoid form!
Angel: Uhhhhm... Alright?-
God: Oh, and make the strongest ones female as well!
Angel: That's-
God: And also give them guns and other weapons, even ones that are everyday household objects.
Angel: What the FUCK-
God: But make it shoot ink. Again.
Angel: Okay, seriously, what the absolute fuc-
God: Oh, and give them the same ability as the Inklings where they can jump *reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally high!*
Angel: You know what? This isn't nearly as weird as I thought it would b-
God: Also make the guns and such be used in battle, both in competitive sports and in war.
Angel: ...O-okay-
God: OH, and make their enemies the Inklings. Kinda.
Angel: Oh, no-
God: DO IT.
Angel: Y-yes sir!
God: Also make another species that live in the underground metro train area.
Angel: O-okay, strange, but-
God: And give those ones round ears instead of the ones the Inklings have!
Angel: Alright, that's kinda neat!
God: And make them friends with the Inklings to where they even hang out with them and do competitive sports battles with them!
Angel: I like these particular "Octoling" creatures already!
God: Before I forget: Make the other species of Octolings evil assholes serving some tyrannical, evil master.
Angel: Wh- Why?!
God: **BECAUSE I CAN.**
Angel: O-okay, s-sir-
God: ...Wait, hold on.
Angel: ...E-eh?
God: You'll get your next creation tomorrow.
Angel: A-alright then...!