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- >Be Moose.
- >Be walking down the streets of east Oakland, not really paying attention.
- >Start crossing the road.
- >Get hit by stupid chink driver trying to get out of nigger part of town.
- >Wake up in Equestria.
- >Immediately check bag to see if laptop is alright.
- >Laptop is fine.
- >No Wi-Fi that's unlocked.
- >Don't have Backtrack.
- >Get bored.
- >Get up and start walking.
- >Walk into ponyville.
- >See ponies.
- >Stare at ponies like a stupid moron.
- >Ponies return the gesture.
- >Turn around and walk out of town.
- >Make tent from leaves from the trees on the out skirts of Everfree Forest.
- >While doing that, find sign that says EVERFREE FOREST on it.
- >Change forest to Jungle.
- >Go back to tent.
- >Sit inside and not use laptop to save its power.
- >Only listen to IPod.
- >This is going to be interesting.
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