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>Your drunk prinicpal mom will never embarass you in front of two of the cutest girls in school.
>They help her walk back to where you and Auntie Luna are at.
>As she 'accidently' pushes Fluttershy to one of her breast.
>"Oh this reminds me o-*hick* of my old college days when I used to have fun with girls."
>"W-what do you mean by 'fun'?"
>"You kno-"
>She then sees you.
>"Oh he-he-hi Sunshine!"
>You see Mom holding a bottle of liquor while Fluttershy and Sunset help her.
>Well mostly Sunset since the quiet girl's face is smooshed between your mom's left tit looking like she is losing air fast.
>Mom then lets go of the poor girl allowing her to finally breathe and runs towards you with a hug.
"Are you ok?"
>"Nev-never better peanut."
>Momlestia then gives a sly drunk smile.
>"You know girls my Nonny is just a year younger than you."
"Mom!"
>You feel your face is turning red in embarassment.
>"What? I'm just trying to help out my son. After all you're the one that said Fluttershy, Sunset and their friends are cute."
>Fluttershy eeps while Sunset giggles.
"Mom, no!"
>"I seen the way you look at their butts
>Auntie Lulu sees what's going on then facepalms.
>"I'm going to get the car. Anon get our stuff we got to go. Girls can you stay for bit so my 'dear' sister doesn't wonder around.
>"Of course Vice Principal Luna."
>Mom's sly smile comes back.
>"I also seen how you look at their butts when they walk in the hall."
>Fluttershy eeps louder and hides her face while Sunset's face becomes red as your's.
"Mom, I beg of you please stop this."
>She turns to the girls.
>"And he has a huge dick."
>You have given up at this point.
>You and Sunset try to avoid eye contact with her as you cover your face in shame.
>At that moment Luna drives by.
>Giving Sunset and her shy friend to be let go from this clusterfuck.
>As they get going you mouth the words "I'm so sorry." to Sunset as she gives you an awkward nod.
>You get mom to the backseat and hook her seatbelt.
>You shotgun by Lulu.
>"Please tell me she didn't say anything stupid in front of the girls."
>You just respond with a thousand yard stare.
>"God damn it." Luna hissed she starts the vehicle.
"At least the worst of it is done."
>It was at that moment you hear one of the backseat windows go down.
>You turn and see your mom with her top lifted off and her tits flopping in the wind.
>Driving by where Sunset and her friends are at.
>"Shout out to Spring Break 1993!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
>Pinkie Pie then replies with
"WOOOO Right on Principal Celestia!"
>She then takes her own top off and starts running across the beach with her friends trying to stop her.
>The absolute madwoman.
>Luna hits her head against the wheel in anger.
>https://youtu.be/scOr236FNqI [Embed]