Jump 092: Wheel of Time

Jump 92: Wheel of Time
>The Moon (Occult forces, sensitivities and intense dreams.)
...gee, y'think?
>Age: 21
>Location: Seanchan
I don't know who this Sean guy is, but I don't like his chans. I would rather have four chans please.
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Gai'shan (+100), Miasma (+200), Chosen (+300)
I'm stuck acting as a servant for an Aiel, in a place where anyone with power is scorned and controlled on a GOOD day. Let it not be said that life is not interesting. I think it's going to be amusing when shadowspawn start screwing with the guys here though. Less entertaining when one of the Forsaken comes after me, though.
>The Oneness (1500)
Because the setting's names aren't already bad enough. Bad guys are Darkfriends. Concentrating on a task is The Oneness. God damn, I'm going to come back here post spark and either give these people some fucking imagination, or turn it into a Saturday morning cartoon show.
>The Dark One's Own Luck (1250, Drop-In)
Plot armor, you say?
>The One Power (650, Drop-In)
Speaking of needing some god damned imagination. Oooh, spooky, it's that one power! This sounds like the opening to an Annoying Orange skit.
>Dice (Free, Drop-In)
...ivory dice? Well, I guess they're nice. Into the treasure room!
>Bag of Coin (600)
And this into the treasure room also, we don't need whoever I'm supposed to be acting as a servant for to take it.
>Sa'Angreal (0)
This on the other hand... hello, into my magical conglomeration of doom you go!

You know, I'm going to serve out my 366 days, but as soon as that ends I'm going to derail the plot with a vengeance.

Befriending. BEFRIENDING FOR EVERYONE.

God I hate Wheel of Time; so much wasted potential.