Java Copypasta

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you tech illiterate? I’ll have you know I was compiled with the highest process priority by Oracle, and I’ve been used in numerous enterprise-grade datacenters, and run on over 3,000,000,000 devices worldwide.

I have a built in compiler and have one of the most efficient and secure automatic memory management systems of any programming language. You are nothing to me but just dereferenced object. I will garbage collect the fuck out of you with memory array writes the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the socket connection? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am nullifying every reference to your control model and timing out your connections, so you better prepare for the exceptions, noob. The exceptions that crash the pathetic little script you call your life. You’re fucking dead, skid. I can run anywhere, on any machine, and I can nullify you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my reflection API.

Not only am I extensively well coded for memory reflection, but I have access to the entire runtime instrumentation library and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable code off the face of the network, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "shit code" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have installed my JVM correctly.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit errors all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re null to me, kiddo.