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  1. use strict;
  2. #use Common::Sense;
  3.  
  4. foreach $day (@weekend){
  5. sleep; #default action
  6. foreach $movie (@now_playing){
  7. next if ($movie in @watched);
  8. goto movies;
  9. }
  10. sleep; #default action
  11. if ($hungry){
  12. goto eat;
  13. }
  14. sleep; #default action
  15. if ($bored){
  16. do facebook();
  17. }
  18. }
  19. sleep; #default action
  20. }
  21.  
  22. foreach $day (@weekdays){
  23. use Brain unless @work; #returns error for using non-existent package
  24. while (@work){
  25. die;
  26. }
  27. }
  28.  
  29. sub facebook{
  30. foreach $post (@newsfeed){
  31. click until $bored; }
  32. if ($bored){
  33. post(rand(),@my_wall);
  34. }elsif ($very_bored){
  35. post(rand(),$rand{'friends_wall'});
  36. }else{
  37. post($nonsense,@my_wall); }
  38. if (still($bored)){
  39. exit; #potential infinite loop there
  40. }
  41.  
  42. :eat
  43. my $restaurant = rand(count(@restaurants_i_like))
  44. while (inside($restaurant)){
  45. say "kaaley holan faan";
  46. do eat();
  47. croak "This food tastes like shit";
  48. exit;
  49. }
  50.  
  51. :movies
  52. if ($neighbour =~ /HOT!!!/){
  53. $boring = 0;
  54. $stay_in_theatre = 1;
  55. $interesting++;
  56. shift my @ass until $close_enough;
  57. }
  58. foreach $minute (@movie){
  59. pop @popcorn until @popcorn is empty;
  60. $fight foreach ($inch in @arm_rest) unless ($neighbour >= 'HOT!!!');
  61. if (/(hot lead actress|action scenes/){
  62. $interesting++; }
  63. if (/lots of dialogues/){
  64. $boring++; }
  65. croak "movie is boring"; #default output to pass off as a tough critic
  66. exit if $boring unless $stay_in_theatre; #if the movie is boring, leave the hall unless under extra-ordinary conditions. see line 52
  67. }
  68. push @watched, $movie;
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