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- use strict;
- #use Common::Sense;
- foreach $day (@weekend){
- sleep; #default action
- foreach $movie (@now_playing){
- next if ($movie in @watched);
- goto movies;
- }
- sleep; #default action
- if ($hungry){
- goto eat;
- }
- sleep; #default action
- if ($bored){
- do facebook();
- }
- }
- sleep; #default action
- }
- foreach $day (@weekdays){
- use Brain unless @work; #returns error for using non-existent package
- while (@work){
- die;
- }
- }
- sub facebook{
- foreach $post (@newsfeed){
- click until $bored; }
- if ($bored){
- post(rand(),@my_wall);
- }elsif ($very_bored){
- post(rand(),$rand{'friends_wall'});
- }else{
- post($nonsense,@my_wall); }
- if (still($bored)){
- exit; #potential infinite loop there
- }
- :eat
- my $restaurant = rand(count(@restaurants_i_like))
- while (inside($restaurant)){
- say "kaaley holan faan";
- do eat();
- croak "This food tastes like shit";
- exit;
- }
- :movies
- if ($neighbour =~ /HOT!!!/){
- $boring = 0;
- $stay_in_theatre = 1;
- $interesting++;
- shift my @ass until $close_enough;
- }
- foreach $minute (@movie){
- pop @popcorn until @popcorn is empty;
- $fight foreach ($inch in @arm_rest) unless ($neighbour >= 'HOT!!!');
- if (/(hot lead actress|action scenes/){
- $interesting++; }
- if (/lots of dialogues/){
- $boring++; }
- croak "movie is boring"; #default output to pass off as a tough critic
- exit if $boring unless $stay_in_theatre; #if the movie is boring, leave the hall unless under extra-ordinary conditions. see line 52
- }
- push @watched, $movie;
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