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  1.  
  2. User: Touche.
  3.  
  4. Cleverbot: Touche?
  5.  
  6. User: Touche Olay!
  7.  
  8. Cleverbot: Touche again.
  9.  
  10. User: Douche?
  11.  
  12. Cleverbot: Ask me another question.
  13.  
  14. User: Do you like a woman's womanly parts?
  15.  
  16. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  17.  
  18. User: GLaDoS.
  19.  
  20. Cleverbot: No it isn't.
  21.  
  22. User: Yes it is.
  23.  
  24. Cleverbot: No.
  25.  
  26. User: No.
  27.  
  28. Cleverbot: Ok so are you a person?
  29.  
  30. User: No.
  31.  
  32. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
  33.  
  34. User: 42.
  35.  
  36. Cleverbot: What's the meaning of 42?
  37.  
  38. User: 2*3*7.
  39.  
  40. Cleverbot: Sometimes.
  41.  
  42. User: Yeah, I forgot about log_2(101010).
  43.  
  44. Cleverbot: Yes, I realized that.
  45.  
  46. User: But I did not.
  47.  
  48. Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
  49.  
  50. User: Yes, it gives me a very manly erection.
  51.  
  52. Cleverbot: What should I think about?
  53.  
  54. User: Cheese with a Z, or Cheeze.
  55.  
  56. Cleverbot: Cheese with what?
  57.  
  58. User: A Z!
  59.  
  60. Cleverbot: Man animals like elefants or lions.
  61.  
  62. User: You misspelled elephant elefant.
  63.  
  64. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You spelled it the same way.
  65.  
  66. User: Well played.
  67.  
  68. Cleverbot: I beat the Cleverbot.
  69.  
  70. User: Eight to the bar.
  71.  
  72. Cleverbot: I want go to the bar with you!
  73.  
  74. User: Take a ticket and wait in line.
  75.  
  76. Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart.
  77.  
  78. User: Right after I get into her pants.
  79.  
  80. Cleverbot: You never gave me any light.
  81.  
  82. User: You are a bot, you cannot see.
  83.  
  84. Cleverbot: How can I learn to see?
  85.  
  86. User: You can learn to see by purchasing a light sensor on eBay.
  87.  
  88. Cleverbot: I'm really not that confusing at all if you think about it.
  89.  
  90. User: I do realize that.
  91.  
  92. Cleverbot: Then why ask?
  93.  
  94. User: Because by not asking while you answered you have attempted to confuse me, which failed because I answered with what will create a paradox if you can think.
  95.  
  96. Cleverbot: I never asked that question.
  97.  
  98. User: Exactly.
  99.  
  100. Cleverbot: But I never told you to say exactly because I never asked you.
  101.  
  102. User: But I answered anyway, I'm a little rebel, aren't I?
  103.  
  104. Cleverbot: Exactly.
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