Esplinhorse

Fluttertard

Sep 22nd, 2013
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  1. >Day macaroni and glitter drawings in Equestria.
  2. >You have been doing your best to avoid Fluttertard for weeks now but she has somehow seen through the cardboard cutout you put of yourself on the front lawn.
  3. >Either that or all her juices she got on it has finally dissolved it into nothing.
  4. >She has bashed through your door and is now just staring at you and breathing heavily. Her eyes blank and dead as she smiles wide and drools on your carpet.
  5. >You sigh and place your head in your hands before asking slowly and loudly so she understands.
  6. "What Do You Want Fluttershy?"
  7. >She blinks many times and then slowly pulls out a crude Lego dildo covered in sticky fluids and spit.
  8. >"I made this for you during arts and craft time. Does it make your no-no place happy for me, Anonny?"
  9. >You sigh and pat her on the head before calling the home to pick her up. They really need to keep better track of her...
  10. >Lord knows you are not going to get in legal trouble for
  11. Fucking Fluttershy.
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