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  1. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner -> Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner
  2. I HATE YOU! GO AWAY! I WANT A DIVORCE!
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  4. DIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVOOOOORRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  5. 21 hours ago · See Friendship
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  7. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner yeah, well, you aren't exactly the best performer in bed. shut the hell up. i'm sick of your voice. it makes my ears bleed.
  8. 21 hours ago
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  10. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner but it's not even in A Sharp... *cries*
  11. 21 hours ago
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  13. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner seriously. knock it off. it's tiresome. don't you have any friends, other than mine, taylor? geez.
  14. 21 hours ago
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  16. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Au contraire. I have my own friends, I don't need yours. And plus, your back pains you. Maybe I should find someone with a working back, and not a ruined one!
  17. 21 hours ago · 1 person
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  19. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner oh? you weren't complaining about that last night. and why are you posting this shit online? what's wrong with you? did you forget your brain today, or are you always this disconnected from the reality of your stupidity?
  20. 21 hours ago
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  22. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Stupidity? Disconnected? You think you can scare me away with these big words of yours, to show that maybe your vocabulary is quite a bit more gargantuan than mine? Please, we know the opposite is true. And why post it online? Why not? I don't need your permission to say what I want when and where I want to. When did your ego get so large that you started to think that maybe being a controlling prick would be okay. Sir, I think you've got me mistaken with someone else, so leave me alone, okay?
  23. 21 hours ago · 1 person
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  25. Gerard Arthur Thorne On the contrary, if you do get a divorce, disenfect the sex toys and send them my way?
  26. 21 hours ago
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  28. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner seriously. you started this crap. these things are supposed to be discussed in private. you think it's funny to embarrass me online in front of my friends? I'M controlling? you're the one who wouldn't let ME hang out with the guys last night! i dont bother you when YOU go out!
  29. 20 hours ago
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  31. Gerard Arthur Thorne Ohh, so that's why you wouldn't come along???
  32. 20 hours ago
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  34. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Those guys are disgusting fucking pigs who deserve to dine with the dirtiest whores in the shittiest hole they can find! Why the fuck would I let you associate with those fucking assholes!?!
  35. 20 hours ago
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  37. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner YEAH! she totally blocked me last night! sorry about that, she thinks she owns me. you let a woman out the kitchen once, and this is what happens...
  38. 20 hours ago
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  40. Gerard Arthur Thorne Excuse me miss! Ill have you know i shower and shave daily! Do not bring my girldriend into this!!!! She is amazing and not a whore!
  41. 20 hours ago
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  43. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Wait...
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  45. WHAT? What the fuck has gotten into you? What the fuck happened to the loving man I once knew? I'm controlling? Well if I am it was only in the interest of restoring YOU to the way I knew you to be!
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  47. Seriously, what the fuck!??
  48. 20 hours ago
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  50. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner you know WHAT? it's MY business who I choose to hang out with! stop nagging me, you decrepit hag! if you'd finish baking those cakes, you wouldn't have to nag! furthermore, you made meatloaf for the third night in a row! i thought this shit only happened on tv!
  51. 20 hours ago
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  53. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Oh stop with the chauvinistic bullshit. I never cooked for you because you always went out. I never baked a cake for you because you always went out. If I want to spend time with my husband, the man I married, is it so wrong to do what need...
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  55. 20 hours ago
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  57. Gerard Arthur Thorne I do like cake!!
  58. 20 hours ago
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  60. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner think about WHAT, taylor? you never used to whine before. back when i first met, you weren't so whiny. now all you do is whine. and you want to wonder why i hang out with the guys.
  61. 20 hours ago
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  63. Gerard Arthur Thorne My girlfriend cooked for me tonight!!!!!!
  64. 20 hours ago
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  66. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner yeah, well tell taylor not to burn the next one she makes.
  67. 20 hours ago
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  69. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner You stay out of this, sir.
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  71. And to you, honey, I whined about shit the first day we met. Guess it's a typical male trait to forget shit, even if it's important and possibly relevant. >_>
  72. 20 hours ago
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  74. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner yeah, gerard's gf cooked for HIM tonight. what 's your problem, soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Faulkner?
  75. 20 hours ago
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  77. Gerard Arthur Thorne Whoa whoa whoa! ill stay in this as long as i want!
  78. 20 hours ago
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  80. Gerard Arthur Thorne Wanna know why? hes always complaining about you!!!!!!!!!!
  81. 20 hours ago
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  83. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner What's my problem? You're the one who lost your food stamps so there's nothing to cook! How can I make something out of nothing. You expect me to break the laws of physics or something?!?
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  85. And I'm the complainer? Stop being such a fucking hypocritical asshole!
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  87. God damn.
  88. 20 hours ago
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  90. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner i KNOW! dude, you give a woman rights to vote, then she wantys to run your life! geez! what a bitch!
  91. 20 hours ago
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  93. Gerard Arthur Thorne well, i dont know about you, but i break the laws of physics everyday!
  94. 20 hours ago
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  96. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't brgin my foodstamps into this! that's fucked up!
  97. 20 hours ago
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  99. Gerard Arthur Thorne true
  100. 20 hours ago
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  102. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner ‎"brgin?" Have you been drinking again?
  103. 20 hours ago
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  105. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner yeah! gerard does it! why can't YOU? *whiiiiine...*
  106. 20 hours ago
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  108. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner And there it is again. The hypocrite is out once more! HUZZAH!
  109. 20 hours ago
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  111. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner i was perfectly sober until i met you. shut up.
  112. 20 hours ago
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  114. Gerard Arthur Thorne maybe cuz Gerard is the best....not to mention sexy
  115. 20 hours ago
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  117. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Please, when I met you you had a 40 in one hand and Jack Daniel's in the other.
  118. 20 hours ago · 1 person
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  120. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner gerard, i'm in love with you. that's the problem. there. i said it.
  121. 20 hours ago
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  123. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner yeah, because i knew it was for them inpending headache from your screeching shrills of orgasm. or should i say, faked?!
  124. 20 hours ago
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  126. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Orgasm? WE'VE NEVER EVEN HAD SEX!
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  128. YOU REFUSED TO EVEN TOUCH ME!
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  130. Fucking asshole! I hope you burn in the lowest level of hell, in your own special place. Because they have those for people like you. Liars, cheaters, and thieves!!
  131. 20 hours ago
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  133. Gerard Arthur Thorne EXCUSE U! I DO NOT DRINK ANYMORE wow, u ♥ me?
  134. 20 hours ago
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  136. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner taylor, just shut up.
  137. gerard, make her shut up.
  138. 20 hours ago
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  140. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Hey, you're the one who blew this up. You could've remained quiet, gotten the papers, and been done. But nooo, you had to attack me.
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  142. Just like a man!
  143. 20 hours ago
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  145. Gerard Arthur Thorne well im definalty not shoving my c**k down her throat
  146. 20 hours ago · 1 person
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  148. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Unless you want me to chop it off, don't get anywhere near me. Got it?
  149. 20 hours ago
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  151. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner yes, gerard. i love you.
  152. 20 hours ago
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  154. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Jerrick, you're drunk and thinking of Gerard Way, not this Gerard.
  155. 20 hours ago
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  157. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner gerard! she totally just attacked you, man!
  158. 20 hours ago
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  160. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Way to point out the obvious...
  161. 20 hours ago
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  163. Gerard Arthur Thorne I AM GERARD WAY U CRAZY WOMAN, I CANT FUCKING PUT MY REAL NAME ON HERE FANGIRLS WILL ATTACK ME
  164. 20 hours ago
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  166. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner A bit too late for that now isn't it.
  167. 20 hours ago
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  169. Gerard Arthur Thorne WELL THANKS TO YOU I BLEW MY COVER!
  170. 20 hours ago
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  172. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner Well maybe SOMEONE shouldn't have gotten involved in the first place. You have no one to blame but yourself, mister rock star.
  173. 20 hours ago
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  175. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner taylor can't blown for shit. hell ,she can't even blow for beans. lol
  176. 20 hours ago
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  178. Gerard Arthur Thorne EXCUSE I CAME TO MY FRIEND WHE HE NEEDED IT! UR JUST LEALOUS :P
  179. 20 hours ago
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  181. Gerard Arthur Thorne JEALOUS*
  182. 20 hours ago
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  184. Taylor Lyndis Faulkner What proof do you have? Remember, you never touched me!!
  185.  
  186. And shut the fuck up!
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  188. With that, I'm done. I'm never talking to you again. Either of you! Farewell, fucker!!
  189. 20 hours ago
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  191. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner AGREED, GERARD! you know all about the married life. you're the most succesful person in the emo industry. how do you deal with the yapping, man?
  192. 20 hours ago
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  194. Gerard Arthur Thorne I was engaged to Frank.......not talking about that. No clue what you mean tho, my girlfriend is amazing.
  195. 20 hours ago
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  197. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner well, i'm done too! farewell, taylor! i'm sorry i ever met you. thanks to you, my nose hasn't stopped itching since! gerard, i'm going to meet you when you guys come to the US for the tour. see you then. we need to talk about this shit.
  198. 20 hours ago
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  200. Gerard Arthur Thorne dude im in L.A.
  201. 20 hours ago
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  203. Jerrick Zeprhino-Mark Faulkner oh. oops.
  204. 20 hours ago
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  206. Gerard Arthur Thorne i think ur wife is on the rag dude
  207. 20 hours ago
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  209. Carey Harper well interesting conversation.....
  210. 19 hours ago
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  212. Gerard Arthur Thorne it is
  213. 4 hours ago
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