Hypernova's announcement

I've come to make an announcement: Dallas drivers are bitch ass mother fuckers. They pissed on my car. That's right, they took their self entitled dick out and they pissed on my fucking car, and they said their achievements were THIS BIG. And I said "that's shit eating!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Dallas drivers, all of y'all got a small dick, it's the size of your patience except WAY smaller." And guess what, here's what my dong looks like (pffffffft). That's right baby. All point, no ticket, no automatic, looks at that it looks like two orb and a pipe! They fucked my car so guess what?! I'm gonna FUCK THE CITY! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Dallas, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on OKLAHOMA! How do you like that Ted Cruz?! I PISSED ON OKLAHOMA YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking city, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!