Superlopez (2018)

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PLANET: CHITÓN
POLITICAL REGIME: DICTATORSHIP

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LEADER: ADMIRAL SKORBA
POPULATION: 250,000

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POPULATION: 250,001

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Eureka, it worked!

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It worked!

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Oh, he's beautiful!

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He looks like a normal baby.

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It can't be them.

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They can't have found out so soon.

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-We have to hide him, Jan!
-They'll end up finding him.

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So...?

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There's only one thing we can do.

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They're here.

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-Good.
-You'll free us from them.

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Some day.

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You'll be safe here.
It's the planet's most advanced zone.

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When you grow up,
you'll come back to save us.

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-Get out of my lab, you rats!
-Go back to your sewers.

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First of all, good morning.

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I know everything.
Don't waste my time.

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-He's my son!
-No, he's an experiment.

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-Where did you put him?
-Where you can't find him.

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Don't make me push the button
and end this once and for all.

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I can help.

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I've no time for nonsense, Ágata.

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But Dad, my cousin Sigfred
is the same age as me

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and they let him torture.

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Remember when I asked you

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to find all the pets on this planet
to annihilate them...

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and you hid some of them?

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I felt sorry for them,
but I've changed, I'm mature.

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I don't get how you can be my daughter.

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You always make me look foolish!

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It's...

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a blue planet.

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Earth, Planet Earth.

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-Are you sure?
-Yes, I saw it. I know where it is.

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You can't do anything.
That boy will finish you off!

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Fine. You want me to be proud of you?

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If you want to sit on this throne one day,

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there's your chance.

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Listen to me, Ágata.
That boy is the ultimate weapon.

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I want him alive.

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When you capture him, I'll come for you.

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Yes, Dad.
It'll be soon, I won't let you down.

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LÓPEZ GARAGE

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Here we go, the typical creep
on high beam from miles off.

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-Don't start, Juan. Let him pass.
-No, I will not.

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That hothead isn't overtaking me.

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And you'll ruin your timing belt!

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You clown! You...

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-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
-Yes.

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What are you thinking?

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-I don't know right now. You?
-That wasn't a car.

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Jeez!

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I'll strip this heap
and make a pile on the parts!

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It's a meteorite, Juan.

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Or worse, an asteroid,
I don't really know the difference.

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Sorry, I'm getting nervous.

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Juan, I heard something.

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-Come here.
-You can hear something.

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-María, don't go near it.
-Someone's inside. Be quiet.

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Look, Juan! Look!

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-It's a gift from heaven.
-Like hell it's a gift!

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Look at the baby!

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We'll keep it.

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We can't, he's not ours!

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But look at him, he's lovely.

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Honey, that's no baby,
it's an adult dwarf.

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-We can't leave him here.
-That mustache is weird.

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-What do we know about kids?
-I know they don't fall from the sky.

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If it's a miracle, they do.

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I've been praying for months
for us to have a child.

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María, you're crazy.

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Hi, Daddy!

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Hi, Daddy!

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Look, Daddy.

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Look, little guy.

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He knows who his dad is.

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Little guy!

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Well, apart from the mustache,
he looks normal to me.

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-Good morning.
-Good morning.

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-My car's running wonky.
-Don't worry, my friend.

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We'll leave it like new,
we have the latest technology.

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I prefer more conventional
methods, thanks.

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López! Push harder!

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You're a weakling!
Go, shithead! Harder!

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Wuss! Piece of shit!

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-Come on, here!
-Here!

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-Pass it to me!
-Kick it already!

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-You loser, kick it!
-Numbskull goalie!

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C'mon, mustache!

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Pass it, kid! Loser!

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Doofus!

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Pass it, you idiot!

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Goal!

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Give me five!

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-Goal!
-No way.

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I got a goal. What's wrong?

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Let's go!

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What's wrong?

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Ball hog.

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I told you not to do those things
in front of people.

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But I want to win!

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All you'll get is no one
wanting to play with you.

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That's the way of a cheat.

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A coward who won't play right.

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-It's how I play. That's me.
-Then hide it, son, hide it.

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Keep going and they'll think
you're a weirdo

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and you'll be lonelier
than the number one.

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Maybe you didn't tell them
the right time.

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-Are you sure you did?
-Sure I did.

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And the address?
Did you give them the address?

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-Is it on the invite?
-They didn't want to come, Dad.

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It's because I do weird stuff, huh?

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Not weird, honey, just special.

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Then why is it bad?

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Because you're in Spain.

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Look, son. Anywhere else,

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in Germany, France, Norway,
you'd be highly prized.

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The bad thing is that here,
tall poppies get cut down.

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If you stand out, they grind you down.

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Is that why my classmates didn't come?

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-Because I'm not like them?
-They'll never be like you.

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But if you don't do "your stuff",
you can be like them.

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Juanito, you don't need to
do anything special,

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nothing special, to go far.

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Listen, in this country, to be happy
you have to be mediocre.

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Come on, son, make a wish.

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To be normal.

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Juanito, next year
I'm making you a cupcake.

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20 YEARS LATER

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...the best electrical appliances
at the best prices.

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Take the step.

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Naturally, with the guarantee
of Chip Technologies.

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Yes?

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-Where are you?
-Uh... here.

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-Where? Did you sleep in again?
-No, no.

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In the office, doing the dispatches.

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-I went by before and didn't see you.
-I must've been in the bathroom.

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-After, when?
-A while ago.

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Yes, a while ago...

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I was in the bathroom.

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I'm coming to see you,
to tell you something.

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-Okay?
-No, really,...

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I'm tied up with the reports.

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-Wasn't it the dispatches?
-The ones that don't match the reports.

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Darn it.

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-Have you seen López?
-No, I haven't.

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Neither have I.

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-You could've warned me, eh?
-Look out for the box!

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-When did you get here?
-I don't know.

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I came in early today, I'm so busy.

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Juan, you know I don't want you
to see me as a boss.

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You and I are friends above everything.

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-Does something smell weird?
-You're the weird one.

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It's cologne, expensive too.

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Since when do you use cologne?

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To discuss that,
I'll take off my boss hat

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and put on my friend hat.
Work and friendship can't mix.

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Technically, you're not my boss.

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She's starting today,
I hired her after all.

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-You got that girl the job?
-It's not like that.

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She deserved the job.

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Another thing is if something
came up in the interviews,

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a spark, you might say.

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You can't use interviews to score.

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Everyone knows that job interviews
are a bit like dates.

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No, they're not.

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On a date, what do you talk about?
Work, hobbies...

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Speaking of hobbies,

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you won't believe it, but ours
are the same: reading and travel.

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But everyone likes that!

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Help me plan something cool, as a welcome.

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We've never welcomed anyone.

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I'm putting on my friend hat to tell you

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that you and I haven't
been out partying in ages.

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Count me out. I'm getting breakfast.

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I knew it. You just got here!

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Darn it.

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Luisa?

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Good morning. Can you tell...

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No... Juan?

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-Luisa?
-What are you doing here?

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I knew in college that
you'd go far and look at you,

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a receptionist.

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No, I don't work here.

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I work in the company,
but in a real job.

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-Okay, you're kidding me.
-Amazing meeting like this!

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We must catch up.
But not now, I'm late.

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-Could you tell Jaime González?
-Jaime?

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-You're going to work here?
-Looks like it. I still can't believe it.

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Did you have to do eight interviews too?

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-Jaime.
-Yes?

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-Luis Lanas is here.
-Send her in.

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Okay.

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You're great at it.

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You should seriously consider
being a receptionist.

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Normally with new people

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we have a welcoming party.

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A little drink. Are you into that?

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Right, family, look out,
we're making an auto-selfie.

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I know it's not a selfie,
strictly speaking,

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but you get my drift.

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A nice memento of your first day,
right, Luisa?

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That's what we're like here.
A great atmosphere.

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Going out and living it up
any day of the week.

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-Where's the bathroom?
-Through the door, on the right.

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-How do you know her?
-From college.

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-She was a friend's girlfriend.
-Did you like her?

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He wasn't a close friend...

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-I asked if you liked her.
-Jaime, no. I didn't.

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Sir, if there's nothing else,
we'll get going too.

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Stay here until I tell you, okay?

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Our shift ended two hours ago.

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Look. See that gadget?

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It's got more commitment
to the company than both of you.

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I always need my boss hat
with those two.

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We've had a drink.
That's enough, isn't it?

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If you all go at once,
she'll get suspicious.

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I want to order a pizza
with lots of black olives.

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She loves black olives.

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You asked in the interview
how she like her pizzas?

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When she comes back,
go to the corner shop for ice

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and don't come back.

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You know what that's called? Strategy.

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The HR guy 's coming on to me.

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I told you he was already
in the interviews.

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I'll make some excuse and go.

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No, wait.
Remember Juan, from college?

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That's him, with the mustache.

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He works here too.

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Just as well he's at the party.

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-Juan!
-What?

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-Yes, I'll stick around.
-Stick around?

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Juanito, go get some ice.

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We've been knocking it back so much
we run out of ice.

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Yes, there's ice.

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-No, there's no ice.
-Yes.

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Where?

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Ice.

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Where's Luisa?

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I don't want to brag,
but I think she got scared.

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The tension here was too much
for her and she chose to go.

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A shame, because I was already
thinking about my Aunt Clari.

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Don't give them that crap
about your Aunt Clari.

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Juan, they have a right
to know too. Don't be racist.

248
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:35,833
A trick to keep going in bed,
and I don't mean sleeping.

249
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,292
I think of three images:

250
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,750
my Aunt Clari dancing,

251
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,917
a leek pie and beige corduroy pants.

252
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,000
Okay, got it?

253
00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,667
I go from one to another
in my head. One...

254
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,167
the other...

255
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,167
the other.

256
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,583
That way I can spend
hours with a woman.

257
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,292
Well, not hours, what a chore.

258
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,333
Psst, Juan!

259
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:20,667
What are you doing?

260
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:24,750
-I was on my way home.
-Straight home or out?

261
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,250
I don't know. Are you hungry?

262
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:29,833
You?

263
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:32,250
Pizza?

264
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:37,500
Well, next time.

265
00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:40,292
-Hey, maybe I'll make it.
-You'll make it...

266
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:44,042
-I will. What do you bet?
-You won't. See you tomorrow.

267
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:55,167
Excuse me.

268
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,542
Do you like black olives?

269
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,208
-How's Rober?
-What Rober?

270
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,000
-What other Rober would there be?
-From college?

271
00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:09,500
-Yes. Are you still together?
-Juan, please.

272
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,167
We left college 10 years ago.

273
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,750
We weren't even an item.
How could I be with Rober?

274
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,042
I don't know, just asking.

275
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,917
If he found out I was here
eating with you, he'd freak.

276
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:22,583
-Freak? Why?
-Rober always, I don't know,

277
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
-thought you were weird.
-People talk too much.

278
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:28,875
He'd say: "Don't you think
he's hiding something?".

279
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:32,208
I'd say: "Juan seems really normal to me".

280
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,333
That's what I say.

281
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:37,458
What do I have to hide?

282
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:41,625
You wanted to know
if I have a boyfriend.

283
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:55,083
-Let's go somewhere else, eh?
-We'll finish this and go.

284
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,708
Will you keep it down?

285
00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:03,792
-What are you laughing at?
-Luisa...

286
00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:05,500
You, squirt.

287
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:08,833
-What's so funny?
-Shut up, you old bat.

288
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,250
Don't get mad, Luisa.

289
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:16,250
What did you say?

290
00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:19,083
Luisa, we can finish up...

291
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:22,125
-You gonna be the hero, or what?
-Me, no. I didn't say a thing.

292
00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:24,333
Maybe we'll bust your ass.

293
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,292
-You, bust my ass?
-I didn't say it, it was her.

294
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:29,417
-What if he does?
-It's illegal to hit a minor.

295
00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:31,958
-I'm 18. What's up?
-Jeez.

296
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:34,750
It's illegal to hit people in general.

297
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,417
See this finger?

298
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,167
-I'll blow you down with my index finger.
-Two things.

299
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:42,000
One, that's not your index finger,
it's your middle finger.

300
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,042
And two, beyond that detail,

301
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,042
you can't floor me

302
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,292
with that finger or anything else.

303
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,125
Here, the middle finger.

304
00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:57,542
Loser!

305
00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:10,750
My son, remember these words,

306
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,958
if you stand out, they'll grind you down.

307
00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:16,125
Tall poppies get cut down.

308
00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:20,083
Juanito, you don't need to
do anything special to go far.

309
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,083
Don't get involved.

310
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,167
No one gave you
any cards in this game.

311
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,833
FINAL DESTINATION
NEXT TRAIN:

312
00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:42,625
107 to Central, please!

313
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,625
107 to Central!

314
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,292
Help, please!

315
00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:48,583
The breaks aren't responding!

316
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,583
We're a runaway!

317
00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:54,708
107 to Central!
The brakes aren't responding!

318
00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,542
We're going to crash!

319
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,542
We're going to crash!

320
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:09,583
What was that?

321
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,542
IT'S TIME, TAKE THE STEP

322
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:17,500
IT'S TIME, TAKE THE STEP

323
00:25:57,375 --> 00:26:00,083
Relax. It's all under control.

324
00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:28,792
What are you doing?

325
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,083
I don't know!

326
00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,667
CHIT TECHNOLOGIES
WORLD HQ

327
00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:42,958
You're about to witness

328
00:28:43,042 --> 00:28:46,875
the birth
of a new technological revolution.

329
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:51,958
I present a future member of our family:

330
00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:53,625
Chitobot.

331
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:58,250
Your homes will never be
the same again.

332
00:28:58,417 --> 00:29:01,833
Ultimate cleaning:
it vacuums, sweeps and mops.

333
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,125
Of course,
with the technical service of CHIT.

334
00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:08,667
It's time to take the step.

335
00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:17,833
Ágata...

336
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:22,917
We've found him.

337
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,542
Are you sure?

338
00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:26,333
Someone stopped
a subway train in Spain.

339
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,625
Hit the video!

340
00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,333
What video?

341
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:44,000
Spain? What's someone like that
doing in Spain?

342
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,167
Last night he stopped
one of our derailments.

343
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:48,708
Did some idiot hit
the emergency brake?

344
00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:51,667
No, we always deactivate them
before causing an accident.

345
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,458
We have the images
in the control room.

346
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,625
I don't need them.

347
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,500
None of them show his face?

348
00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,833
The whole planet is full
of our technology.

349
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:10,208
-He has no way out.
-There's no time to lose.

350
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,917
Warn my clones there
that I'm coming immediately.

351
00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:14,917
And stay alert.

352
00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:19,292
Remember, we're facing
the ultimate weapon.

353
00:30:21,417 --> 00:30:23,250
Coffee with cream and a croissant.

354
00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:27,583
The coffee and pastry no,
but I can cream you.

355
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,833
Warm or hot?

356
00:30:31,292 --> 00:30:32,833
Sorry, sir.

357
00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:41,083
SUPERHERO?

358
00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:44,375
Everyone's talking about
the strange subway event yesterday.

359
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,083
An unknown man
leapt onto the tracks

360
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,667
causing chaos and astonishment
among those present.

361
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:52,250
We have exclusive images
from the security cameras...

362
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,125
He's got a comet on his back.
You can't go that fast!

363
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:57,125
Let's do a bit of work, right?

364
00:30:57,292 --> 00:30:59,542
We get sidetracked by anything here.

365
00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:02,792
-You're right, it's no big deal.
-I didn't say that either.

366
00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:05,083
You stop a speeding subway train...

367
00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:07,875
-What?
-Explain last night, right now.

368
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:09,875
-What happened last night?
-Don't pretend with me!

369
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,417
-I didn't stop a train!
-What train?

370
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:15,250
-What train?
-I'm talking about Jaime.

371
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,750
-His weird party last night.
-Oh, okay.

372
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,667
Look what he gave me today.
My personal cards.

373
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,208
500 of them.

374
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:23,875
I don't want to be dirty minded,

375
00:31:24,042 --> 00:31:25,792
but it's like he hired me to hit on me.

376
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:30,042
Luisa, that's the way Jaime is.

377
00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:32,292
-What are you all looking at?
-It's nothing.

378
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,000
-Let me see.
-It's nothing!

379
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:35,292
-What is it?
-Luisa, it's nothing.

380
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,125
Oh, that crap.

381
00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:41,000
You can see a mile off
that it's a publicity stunt.

382
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:44,000
A guy with superpowers in Spain?

383
00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:45,375
Shut up, it's pathetic.

384
00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:48,917
-Not really pathetic, eh?
-Juan...

385
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,458
A superhero turns up and he's Spanish,
the crappiest you can get.

386
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:56,417
A superhero has to be American,
or English or Japanese.

387
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,458
What, was he born
in Arguijuela de Todos los Santos,

388
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,167
Province of Cáceres? No, Juan.

389
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,500
Luisa...

390
00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:03,292
imagine, not you and me, no,

391
00:32:03,375 --> 00:32:06,250
but if there were someone
totally altruistic,

392
00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:09,833
capable of risking his life
to save the lives of lots of people...

393
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:13,208
No, Juan. Some things don't fit.
Superhero and Spanish, no.

394
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,625
German, maybe.
He could be German.

395
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:17,292
But Spanish?
Don't make me laugh.

396
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:18,958
Who's the villain: Punctuality?

397
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,042
Maybe he's not a superhero.

398
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:26,042
-Maybe he's someone special.
-You're irritating today.

399
00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:28,208
Keep it up, and I won't
have dinner with you tonight.

400
00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:30,542
-Dinner, the two of us?
-What's wrong?

401
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:34,708
-What are you talking about?
-Nothing, work.

402
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:37,208
Then you haven't found out.

403
00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:40,042
Ágata Muller has come to Spain.

404
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,625
The vacuum cleaner lady?

405
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:45,583
Well, the technological guru,
I like to call her.

406
00:32:46,042 --> 00:32:49,125
But yes,
basically she sells vacuum cleaners.

407
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,083
You look nice today, Luisa.

408
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:53,708
News of the day is about
the visit to our country

409
00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:57,000
of possibly the world's
most famous businesswoman.

410
00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,750
Our people are already with
the multimillionaire Ágata Muller,

411
00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:04,500
who's about to make a statement.
We go live.

412
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,375
I've always wanted to meet
someone like this.

413
00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:09,208
We're used to pursuing
those who commit crimes.

414
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,208
It's also important to find

415
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:13,542
those who stand out
for doing things right.

416
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,875
So I wish to send him this message.

417
00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,875
I know that he's listening.

418
00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,208
Whoever you are,

419
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,000
I want you to know
that I've come to help you

420
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,875
and thank you for being that hero.

421
00:33:25,042 --> 00:33:29,042
And to tell you that you and I
can do great things together.

422
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,833
Like I said, publicity.

423
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,708
CHIT TECHNOLOGIES
BARCELONA OFFICE

424
00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:38,167
It's time to go home.

425
00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:41,042
It's time to go home.

426
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:48,667
It's time to go home.

427
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:52,833
-First of all, good morning.
-Dad, it's me, Ágata.

428
00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:55,375
Yeah, great. What do you want?

429
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,625
Jan's son, I've found him at last.

430
00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,708
I didn't even think
you were still looking.

431
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:04,167
I told you I wouldn't let you down.

432
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:07,542
Yes, but it's been 30 years.
Don't expect me to applaud.

433
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,292
If you knew all the things
I've had to do...

434
00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:12,875
But now you can come and get me.

435
00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:16,167
-Have you found him or got him?
-I'm very close.

436
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,917
He has no way out.
Only the easy part's left.

437
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,417
-Another 20 years?
-When you find out what I've done,

438
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:23,000
you'll be so proud of me.

439
00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:26,167
My technology has spread
to every corner of the planet

440
00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:27,583
and it controls everything.

441
00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:31,542
Anyone else would've razed the planet
and been back in two days.

442
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:33,875
You said you wanted him alive.

443
00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:37,250
Come for me and we'll
raze the planet together.

444
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:40,208
If you don't have him
when I arrive, I will raze it...

445
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:42,000
with you on it.

446
00:34:50,917 --> 00:34:53,042
Gentleman, you have the big prize.

447
00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:55,000
So get on it immediately.

448
00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:56,375
Sure, boss.

449
00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:59,833
Still, we'll have to stop
the search the day after tomorrow,

450
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:02,167
it's the patron saint's day festival.

451
00:35:04,417 --> 00:35:06,000
I'm the only patron here.

452
00:35:06,167 --> 00:35:09,292
And no one's stopping
until we trap Jan's son.

453
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,583
-Understood?
-Yes.

454
00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:19,208
-Hi, Luisa. You're there already?
-Yes, half an hour ago.

455
00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:21,292
-I knew it.
-I'm on the bus.

456
00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:23,167
I'm 3, 4 minutes away.

457
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:25,875
-For being late, you're buying.
-Okay.

458
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,458
Relax, Dumbass. It's alright.

459
00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:42,167
Jan's son, only you can hear me.

460
00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:44,458
Please, can you turn the radio down?

461
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,958
Radio? I don't have a radio.

462
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:53,458
If you can hear this,
you're who I'm looking for.

463
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:54,625
Who are you?

464
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:58,250
-Me? I'm Pedro Luis.
-Don't get involved.

465
00:35:58,417 --> 00:35:59,542
Can't you see the state he's in?

466
00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:02,125
Don't be scared. I'm your friend.

467
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:05,167
Please, could you stop the bus?
I need to get off here.

468
00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,208
Please, you're scaring the dog.
Can't you see?

469
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,667
Driver, let him off, he's crazy!

470
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,375
I have to tell you two things.

471
00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:16,583
God, turn it down,
my head's going to explode!

472
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:20,375
First, don't talk to me, I can't hear you.

473
00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:25,833
Oh, forget it, forget it.

474
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,458
Second, you have to come see me.

475
00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:33,542
I am Ágata Muller.

476
00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:36,417
Let's talk face to face.

477
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,667
With your super-hearing
it'll be easy for you

478
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:42,042
to detect the origin of my voice.

479
00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:44,542
You must have many questions.
But relax,

480
00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:48,417
-I'm here to explain everything.
-Just shut up!

481
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:51,833
I don't get why it took you
so many years to take the step.

482
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:53,167
Yes, I'm coming!

483
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,500
You have nothing to fear.

484
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:57,333
I know your secret
and I've come to help you.

485
00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,958
Welcome to Chit Technologies.

486
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,125
We were expecting you.

487
00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:24,750
Hello?

488
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,167
Sorry, but I'm in kind of a hurry.

489
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,583
You don't know how many years
I've waited for this moment.

490
00:37:35,917 --> 00:37:38,833
-You're the vacuum lady.
-30 years.

491
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,667
A whole life hoping to find you.

492
00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:43,500
Sit down, please.
We have a lot to celebrate.

493
00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:46,125
What do we have to celebrate?
I don't know you at all.

494
00:37:46,292 --> 00:37:49,417
Well, I know you from the TV,
I've got one of your blenders.

495
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:52,167
What you did in the subway
the other night was spectacular.

496
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:53,542
Stop, stop...

497
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,625
I had absolutely nothing to do

498
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,208
with what happened in the subway.
Alright?

499
00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,333
You don't need to pretend with me.

500
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:01,875
-I'm like you.
-Yeah, sure. Like me.

501
00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:05,125
A thou a month and on contract.
And you a millionaire. Just the same!

502
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,375
We're from the same place.

503
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,500
-From Masnou?
-Much farther.

504
00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:12,042
We can't spend all our lives on the planet
pretending we're like them.

505
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:14,708
-Know what I mean?
-No. I don't.

506
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:18,250
Say it like that and it's like
I was an alien.

507
00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:21,917
-That's just what I mean.
-Yeah, right, hilarious.

508
00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:23,833
When you get back to Planet X,

509
00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:27,292
give ET, Alf and Zoltar a hug for me.

510
00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:29,542
People can't melt things
with their eyes

511
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:30,833
or run at that speed!

512
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,375
People can't stop a subway train!

513
00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:40,375
Look, two things.
One, I don't do that stuff.

514
00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:42,583
And two, how do you know?

515
00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:45,667
I can take you to a place
where you can be normal.

516
00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:48,167
We'll go back home with my father.

517
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,833
Yeah, sure, in a UFO. Right.

518
00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:52,875
I'm not the person you're after.

519
00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:55,042
-Besides, I'm late for dinner.
-Wait.

520
00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:00,375
That's why!

521
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,625
You want to stay for her...
Who's that girl?

522
00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:06,458
You read my mind?

523
00:39:07,167 --> 00:39:09,625
I tried to convince you the easy way.

524
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:12,667
-The easy way?
-You're staying here

525
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,333
-until my father arrives.
-Get off!

526
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:17,167
Get off!

527
00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:23,625
Man, look at my clothes!

528
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:32,208
Sorry, but look what you did
to my clothes.

529
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:37,625
I knew it. I knew you were Jan's son!

530
00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,167
What's all this about?

531
00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:01,458
Finish him off!

532
00:40:01,542 --> 00:40:03,875
Guys, this is a misunderstanding,
I was going to...

533
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,333
Sorry.

534
00:40:09,458 --> 00:40:10,542
You dropped...

535
00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:14,667
Sorry.

536
00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:50,000
Ágata, stop this!

537
00:40:57,583 --> 00:40:59,042
Stop this!

538
00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:07,333
-Get him, get him!
-Get him!

539
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,417
-Where is he?
-Where is he?

540
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,333
-There!
-Who's got him?

541
00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:15,042
He's escaping, that way!

542
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:18,708
You can escape from here,
but not from who you are.

543
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:21,042
And you stop bugging me
with that buzzing thing.

544
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:22,667
It's really unpleasant.

545
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:43,833
-We won't let him out of the building.
-It won't do any good.

546
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,958
Besides, I know his weak spot now.

547
00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:50,167
Her name's Luisa Lanas.
I want her DNA.

548
00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:24,333
EXPLORING

549
00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:27,667
SAMPLE LOCATED
TYPE: DNA, SUBJECT: LUISA LANAS

550
00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:33,583
DNA ANALYSIS

551
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:10,375
Shitty gadget!

552
00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:18,917
No, not a shitty gadget.
Small to medium appliance.

553
00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:22,083
Or as I like to say,
good old household goods.

554
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,583
Hey, take it easy, okay!

555
00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:29,333
Bad goods!

556
00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:31,375
No, no, no.

557
00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:34,542
Okay, okay! No, no!

558
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:41,875
Relax, eh?

559
00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:46,708
Whoa! Whoa!

560
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:53,833
Back!

561
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,583
Get back, you bug!

562
00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:59,417
Sit! Sit! Whoa!

563
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:03,167
Hey, you! Come help me,
it's gone mad!

564
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,375
This robot wants to kill me!

565
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,125
Come on!

566
00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:08,167
What are you doing there?
Come and smash it!

567
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:10,292
Come on!

568
00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:15,083
Hit it, go!

569
00:44:18,833 --> 00:44:19,875
Go on!

570
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:29,833
Not a word of this to anyone.
Not the hug either.

571
00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:42,375
DNA SENT

572
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,333
Come on, Luisa, answer!

573
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:53,417
-Answer, please, answer.
-Juan.

574
00:44:55,958 --> 00:44:58,167
-Luisa, where were you?
-Where was I?

575
00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:00,833
Where were you?
Looking like that...

576
00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:02,875
I went to the restaurant,
but you weren't there.

577
00:45:03,042 --> 00:45:05,458
Sure, you wanted me
to be waiting another hour for you?

578
00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:07,500
If you didn't want dinner with me,
you could've said.

579
00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:09,083
Not want dinner with you?

580
00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:11,542
Of course I did, very much,

581
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,625
but something crazy
happened to me.

582
00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:16,958
-Crazier than standing me up?
-Yes.

583
00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:20,500
-What?
-I don't quite know yet.

584
00:45:21,458 --> 00:45:22,500
Luisa, what are you doing?

585
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,458
If I drink a bit more,
maybe I'll believe you.

586
00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:28,167
Look.

587
00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,542
-Jaime again.
-Don't answer it!

588
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:31,917
-Why not?
-Just in case.

589
00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:33,750
-In case of what?
-Well...

590
00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:36,833
Shit, bad signal!

591
00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:40,375
This... Luisa, look...

592
00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:43,208
I know what I'm going
to tell you sounds weird,

593
00:45:43,375 --> 00:45:44,500
so I'll say it straight out.

594
00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:48,458
I just caught a smart
vacuum robot with 6 legs

595
00:45:48,625 --> 00:45:50,000
sending your DNA to someone.

596
00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:52,000
Please, when you hear
my message, call me,

597
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,750
I'm coming over with this beast
so you'll believe me.

598
00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:57,875
I know your address
from your resumé.

599
00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,833
I haven't seen any emails,
or Facebook or anything.

600
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:02,583
Don't be suspicious of me,
like your friend Laurita86.

601
00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:05,292
Shit.

602
00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:07,333
-Go on, apologize.
-Really, Luisa.

603
00:46:07,417 --> 00:46:08,833
I'd love to tell you,

604
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,292
but I need a few days to take it all in.

605
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:13,333
If I say it straight out,
you'll think it's crazy.

606
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:16,292
But not "crazy" crazy, no.
Crazy as in "sick".

607
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:18,875
Okay, better tell me now
while I'm wasted.

608
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:21,458
This wine cost a fortune
and I have to finish it.

609
00:46:21,542 --> 00:46:24,833
-Luisa, I can't tell you anything.
-Why?

610
00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:27,375
Because I have to go
and talk to my parents.

611
00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:28,292
-Your parents?
-Yes.

612
00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:30,167
-How old are you, 12?
-Yes. No.

613
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:33,167
Cut the crap, Juan.
We both know what's going on.

614
00:46:33,417 --> 00:46:36,583
You know, I know, and so did Rober.

615
00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:39,292
Years have gone by,
but we still like each other.

616
00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:40,917
Always have.

617
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:43,583
So cut the crap
and come up with me.

618
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:46,833
If a girl like you
asks me to come upstairs,

619
00:46:46,875 --> 00:46:48,125
I'm up there like a buffalo.

620
00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:51,458
I would, but no one's
ever asked me before.

621
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:53,750
But if I let something happen
between us tonight,

622
00:46:53,917 --> 00:46:56,125
it'd make me the worst person
in the world.

623
00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:59,042
What are you doing, leaving?

624
00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:01,500
Hey! Hey!

625
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:04,458
Fine, then go.

626
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,875
Go get your parents
to make you a cup of cocoa!

627
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:11,042
What more do I need
to get a snog out of you?

628
00:47:11,667 --> 00:47:15,625
You're a little kid!
Go back to kindergarten, coward!

629
00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:52,458
I really am smashed.

630
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,542
Where do you think
you're going with that?

631
00:48:04,292 --> 00:48:05,833
Hell of a technical service.

632
00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:20,708
What is it with you all
and that girl?

633
00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:23,042
She's not that great.

634
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,833
If you help me, Luisa can be yours.

635
00:48:59,708 --> 00:49:02,750
I knew it.
When I saw the news, I knew it.

636
00:49:02,917 --> 00:49:04,083
Get inside.

637
00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:07,417
What did you want me to do?
Stand by with my arms crossed?

638
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:11,417
I told your mother no,
you're not a dickhead.

639
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,958
Okay, I got a bit overexcited.

640
00:49:13,125 --> 00:49:15,500
It's no big deal if I stop
a train every 30 years.

641
00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:17,583
No? You should've acted
like a normal person.

642
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:19,417
But I'm not normal, Dad.

643
00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,500
-You and Mom knew that.
-Son!

644
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,167
-What do you want?
-To know the truth.

645
00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:25,375
No, do you want fried eggs
and bacon for breakfast

646
00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:27,875
or pork scratching.
You look thin, son.

647
00:49:28,042 --> 00:49:30,750
I don't want anything. Well, one thing.

648
00:49:30,917 --> 00:49:33,833
I want you to answer
a very simple question.

649
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,208
-Go on.
-Go on.

650
00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:38,208
Tell me, please,
that you're my parents.

651
00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:43,667
Don't shut me out!

652
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,458
Speak up, the tension's choking me!

653
00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:48,042
Tension, no, it's the trip,
you're just tired.

654
00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:49,417
Come on, relax.

655
00:49:49,542 --> 00:49:51,917
Of course we're your parents.
What's this about?

656
00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:53,583
Let's talk about the day I was born.

657
00:49:53,667 --> 00:49:55,583
Mom, how long were you in labor?

658
00:49:57,208 --> 00:49:58,917
-I don't remember now.
-What are you saying?

659
00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,125
I'm an only child!

660
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,042
Your mother and I don't have
the mind for such things,

661
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:04,042
it was a long time ago.
What's wrong with you?

662
00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:05,958
I met someone.

663
00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:07,417
-A girl?
-No.

664
00:50:08,542 --> 00:50:11,000
Someone who told me
some very strange things.

665
00:50:11,167 --> 00:50:13,042
Well, a girl too,
but that's another issue.

666
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:15,208
She told me she wants
to take me home.

667
00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:19,417
But not this home, no.
Way out to another galaxy!

668
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,875
And don't say it's the weed,

669
00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:23,333
that was a long time ago
and not that much.

670
00:50:23,417 --> 00:50:27,292
So tell me, please,
if I'm from another galaxy or not.

671
00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:31,583
If you hadn't stopped that train...

672
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,875
So, yes.
This is goddamn incredible!

673
00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:37,583
I'll tell you one thing.
I think it's terrible

674
00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:38,833
that you didn't tell me anything.

675
00:50:38,875 --> 00:50:40,667
Son, to me you're just like any other boy.

676
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:43,417
Yes, but with one slight detail.
I'm an alien!

677
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,292
Nobody needs to know.

678
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:47,375
They tried to kidnap me, Dad!

679
00:50:47,542 --> 00:50:48,917
Who says they won't again?

680
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,458
Now you do have to eat more,

681
00:50:50,542 --> 00:50:53,208
you're too thin to face
the forces of the universe.

682
00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:55,333
María, please.
Enough of the movie stuff.

683
00:50:56,833 --> 00:50:58,792
-It's time you saw it.
-Juan...

684
00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:03,458
-Juan, we said no, whatever happened.
-See what? You're scaring me.

685
00:51:08,042 --> 00:51:09,917
-Come here.
-Go in, son.

686
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,250
Ready?

687
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:30,375
Does it ring a bell?

688
00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,833
Tell me that's not what I think it is.

689
00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,875
You came inside this, son,
we don't know from where.

690
00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:38,625
This doesn't exactly come from Martorell.

691
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:39,792
What did you want us to do?

692
00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:41,208
I wanted to call the police.
She was the one who...

693
00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:43,708
The police. Great, really.

694
00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:46,458
You're goddamn model parents.
Congratulations.

695
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:48,167
-Thank you.
-Be quiet.

696
00:51:58,500 --> 00:51:59,375
Hello, son.

697
00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,583
-Watch out.
-If you're watching this,

698
00:52:01,667 --> 00:52:04,708
things got complicated and
we had to send you far away from Chitón.

699
00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:07,667
But thanks to your extraordinary,
amazing abilities,

700
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:13,667
I guess you activated this mechanism
at the age of 3 or 4.

701
00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:15,583
Hey, I already had an inkling.

702
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:20,042
But this is hard to explain,
so I'll used these two puppets.

703
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,708
This is Skorba. I'm Skorba!

704
00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:26,625
I'm very bad and have all of Chitón's
inhabitants under submission.

705
00:52:26,792 --> 00:52:29,250
And this is me, your father.

706
00:52:29,417 --> 00:52:32,583
I won't allow it! With my science
I'll create the perfect weapon

707
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:34,375
to defeat you!

708
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:37,292
I hope you're starting
to understand who you are.

709
00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:40,000
Yes, I understand perfectly.

710
00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:42,125
You won't defeat me
with any weapon!

711
00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:44,833
It's not any weapon,
it's the ultimate weapon.

712
00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:48,542
When my son is born,
wind will come from his mouth,

713
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,667
fire from his eyes.
He'll be quick as a flash.

714
00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:54,958
And flying through the galaxy
he'll destroy your empire.

715
00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:56,167
Did he say I'll fly?

716
00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:59,375
Skorba will be looking for you.
Where did your son go?

717
00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,333
Left or right?

718
00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:03,250
Left, right.

719
00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:04,833
Go on, tell him.

720
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,083
Son, this is an interactive hologram.
You have to answer: left or right.

721
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:12,333
Until you say which one,
the "phonogram" can't go on.

722
00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:15,333
-The right.
-Good, you said right.

723
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:18,583
That means you're too little
and didn't understand a thing.

724
00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:22,250
It's about misleading Skorba,
not giving yourself away.

725
00:53:22,417 --> 00:53:24,375
But never mind, you have to grow up

726
00:53:24,542 --> 00:53:26,500
to reach the intellectual level
of an adult.

727
00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:28,875
Don't worry,
one day you'll be ready.

728
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:31,375
And when that day comes,
just get in the rocket

729
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:34,833
and it'll take you back
to Chitón to save us, son.

730
00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:38,125
You're our only hope.

731
00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:46,708
Well, this message must be
from ages ago.

732
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:50,333
They must've found a way
to sort out their stuff.

733
00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:54,167
And not a word to anyone about this.

734
00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:57,042
Especially to Uncle Toñín,
three shots and he blabs everything.

735
00:53:57,208 --> 00:54:00,250
I'm not saying a word, but I think
they're waiting for you on that planet.

736
00:54:00,333 --> 00:54:03,292
Yeah, right, now the invasion
of this tyrant is my fault.

737
00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:06,333
They must've done something too.
I'd have to hear the other side.

738
00:54:06,458 --> 00:54:09,333
It's so easy to judge people
from other galaxies.

739
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,917
Mom, leave that, don't touch anything!

740
00:54:11,042 --> 00:54:13,125
Finally a López can do
something important.

741
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:16,333
I once fixed Sito Pons's motorbike,
I know that's nothing, but...

742
00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:20,000
This month's very bad for me.
I'm doing the dispatches, the mortgage...

743
00:54:20,167 --> 00:54:22,667
Are they going to do
my quarterly sales tax for me?

744
00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:25,167
The oppressed citizens of Chitán,
Chitón, whatever it's called?

745
00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:28,500
-So every man for himself.
-No, son, no!

746
00:54:28,583 --> 00:54:30,500
They said you're their last hope.

747
00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:32,292
Yes, their last hope, my ass!

748
00:54:32,375 --> 00:54:33,333
Watch your mouth!

749
00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:36,292
How can I go to outer space
without insurance or anything?

750
00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:38,667
Besides, Dad, you always
told me not to stand out.

751
00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:40,833
Sure, but now we know who you are,

752
00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:42,667
you can't act like you're not who you are.

753
00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:46,208
First, talk properly,
you're unintelligible.

754
00:54:46,375 --> 00:54:47,875
And second, I'm outta here.

755
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:51,625
Juanito, son. Just in case,
I'll make you a suit from this,

756
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:54,833
-it looks like good fabric.
-I'm not putting on anything.

757
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,792
A superhero can't go around
tearing ordinary clothes.

758
00:54:57,875 --> 00:55:01,333
-Superheroes don't exist!
-What do we know, son?

759
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:03,167
Look. I'll just make it
and you can try it on.

760
00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:07,208
-I'm so excited...
-I'm not putting on any suit, period!

761
00:55:23,917 --> 00:55:26,083
Aren't you going to say anything?

762
00:55:26,292 --> 00:55:28,250
It looks so bad on you,
I can't even laugh.

763
00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:31,542
It's a nice, standard-issue supersuit.

764
00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:34,125
With a wig, he's a dead ringer
for the Queen of the Mardi Gras.

765
00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:37,500
-I'm taking it off, it's over.
-No, come here, hold on.

766
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:40,417
Maybe if I put a bit of a dart here...

767
00:55:40,583 --> 00:55:43,500
-or some shoulder pads...
-No shoulder pads, no way!

768
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:44,833
He looks like a junkie in a tracksuit.

769
00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,958
He just needs the flute,
the dog and the chocolate pastry.

770
00:55:47,042 --> 00:55:48,542
Look at Dad. Say something.

771
00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:50,917
A couple of washes will shrink it to fit.

772
00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:52,542
Besides, you're a growing boy.

773
00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:53,667
Yeah, a growing boy...

774
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,542
Look, I copied this
from the supermen movies.

775
00:55:56,708 --> 00:55:59,958
If you get cold, put it here,
it makes a nice shawl.

776
00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:01,833
No, it's meant to be a cape.

777
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,208
-It's for flying.
-So you can really fly?

778
00:56:04,917 --> 00:56:05,875
Apparently.

779
00:56:05,958 --> 00:56:08,208
That man from the spaceship
mentioned fire and flying.

780
00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:11,917
That man from the spaceship
is my father, he has a name.

781
00:56:12,042 --> 00:56:14,833
-What name?
-I don't know right now.

782
00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:19,083
I'm your father too,
my name's Juan Antonio López

783
00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:21,125
and I'm telling you
you have to learn how to fly.

784
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:24,000
You may need it one day,
you never know.

785
00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,833
Yeah, sure, learn how to fly.
How do you do that?

786
00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:37,000
Someone from town
is going to see me like this!

787
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:40,250
C'mon, today's the day. Try to fly!

788
00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:42,833
Sure, try to fly. Like it was so easy!

789
00:56:42,917 --> 00:56:46,625
Flap like a magpie,
and watch out for the trees!

790
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:49,208
-That's it, go on.
-Let him concentrate.

791
00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:52,125
Flap wider!

792
00:56:52,667 --> 00:56:56,167
-Like this.
-Not so bunched up. More!

793
00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:58,417
-There.
-Nothing.

794
00:56:58,542 --> 00:57:01,958
-What's he doing with his fist?
-That's it, there!

795
00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:03,208
-Try that!
-Go on!

796
00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:07,208
Nothing, it doesn't work.

797
00:57:07,292 --> 00:57:09,333
I think you'd better jump.

798
00:57:09,417 --> 00:57:11,917
Yeah, sure, jump.
I'll bust my goddamn head!

799
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,750
Maybe this flying thing
is activated in the air.

800
00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:16,458
Trust in yourself
as we trust in you, son!

801
00:57:16,542 --> 00:57:18,500
-That's it.
-I know you'll fly!

802
00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:21,042
Move, that way.

803
00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:42,375
-God, he sure hit the dirt.
-Son, everything alright?

804
00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:45,583
Look how well you get up.

805
00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:47,417
-That's great.
-Does anything hurt?

806
00:57:49,875 --> 00:57:52,125
-It's my fault for listening to you.
-But son...

807
00:57:52,292 --> 00:57:53,875
-You'll get it next time.
-Yes, next time.

808
00:57:53,958 --> 00:57:55,208
Next time you jump off!

809
00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:58,167
No, I said there was
no basis to this.

810
00:57:58,333 --> 00:57:59,375
You're just a little imprecise.

811
00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:02,000
You need to get it right, that's all.

812
00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:13,333
Freak, you're a freak.

813
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,292
Watch it, you're talking to
the hope of another galaxy.

814
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:21,083
-The galaxy of the tacky, huh?
-You're wearing panties!

815
00:58:22,167 --> 00:58:24,167
They're not panties, you brat!

816
00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,583
Maybe I'll beat you up

817
00:58:25,667 --> 00:58:28,000
and you'll see who
the ultimate weapon is.

818
00:58:28,083 --> 00:58:31,875
-You gonna hit us with your handbag?
-Is the "S" for sissy?

819
00:58:32,292 --> 00:58:35,333
-Or subnormal.
-Or sausage-sucker.

820
00:58:41,875 --> 00:58:44,583
What? You're not laughing
so hard now, eh?

821
00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:48,125
-Run.
-Run, run!

822
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:55,583
Holy guacamole!

823
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,667
Juan, look! Look, Juan!

824
00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:01,417
-He's not flying, but he is levitating!
-Holy shit!

825
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,167
-Saint Teresa!
-The Calcutta one?

826
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:04,917
No, Ávila. This is a miracle!

827
00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:17,750
-No way your saint does that.
-Where did he go?

828
00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:54,042
-Do you know where I am?
-Cala de Marbres.

829
00:59:54,333 --> 00:59:56,375
-Where?
-In Mallorca.

830
00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:58,958
Mallorca?

831
00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:01,958
Bucks' party got out of hand, eh?

832
01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:16,250
Damn!

833
01:00:34,708 --> 01:00:36,542
Look, you take Txatxarramendi road,

834
01:00:36,708 --> 01:00:37,833
past Legorreta and Kastelleta

835
01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:40,333
and at Amorebieta
you take the A-8 and straight on.

836
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:43,208
Careful, if the first town
you see is Yiurreta,

837
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:46,042
you're screwed, kid, you're in a jam.

838
01:00:46,208 --> 01:00:48,167
You turn the fuck around
back to Ibañeta,

839
01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:51,125
take the shortcut
from Goitzueta to Txoritokieta

840
01:00:51,292 --> 01:00:54,083
and then get the fucking A-8
just past Guantxoritzketa.

841
01:00:54,167 --> 01:00:55,833
A hell of a way around.

842
01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,542
Got it, or do I explain again?

843
01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:01,500
Yes, yes, absolutely clear.

844
01:01:07,292 --> 01:01:09,000
Holy crap!

845
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,583
Mom, it's so obvious, this is ridiculous.

846
01:01:57,750 --> 01:02:00,250
-You don't notice the bump.
-No, not at all...

847
01:02:00,417 --> 01:02:02,833
And you can wear it all year,
it won't give you a hump.

848
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,542
You'll see the sweat when spring comes.

849
01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:06,417
-No!
-Don't be tedious, son.

850
01:02:06,542 --> 01:02:08,167
If you get into a galactic tussle,

851
01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:10,625
just rip you clothes off like this,

852
01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:11,708
that's always imposing.

853
01:02:11,792 --> 01:02:13,750
Like I'd tear my clothes,
with what they cost.

854
01:02:13,917 --> 01:02:15,208
-No, I'm not wearing it.
-Listen, Juanito...

855
01:02:26,417 --> 01:02:28,833
-Does Juan live here?
-No.

856
01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:31,167
Are you sure?
Jaime told me he lives here.

857
01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:32,667
Luisa?

858
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:34,750
What are you doing here?

859
01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:37,958
I found out everything.
How could I not come?

860
01:02:40,292 --> 01:02:43,583
-Relax, she's from this galaxy.
-Ah.

861
01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:44,875
Something to eat?

862
01:02:45,042 --> 01:02:47,542
-You're skin and bone.
-Mom, please.

863
01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:49,500
Forgive us, we're kind of nervous.

864
01:02:49,667 --> 01:02:51,917
It's the first time
Juan's brought a girl home.

865
01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:54,875
That's just the info we needed.

866
01:02:55,042 --> 01:02:57,167
I didn't mean you're an item, eh?

867
01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:59,125
-I didn't mean...
-Dad, please!

868
01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:02,167
We know what "being friends"
means these days.

869
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,083
Like something cool?

870
01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:07,542
-Get them some lemonade, María.
-You get it.

871
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:10,083
-Why didn't you tell me last night?
-I don't know.

872
01:03:10,167 --> 01:03:13,958
-I was afraid I'd look weird...
-But this is beautiful, Juan.

873
01:03:14,042 --> 01:03:18,000
-This is incredible.
-How did you find out...?

874
01:03:18,167 --> 01:03:21,458
Are you alright, Luisa? Your eye...

875
01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:22,542
-My eye?
-Your eye.

876
01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:27,167
It's the excitement.
I know everything and it's beautiful.

877
01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:30,042
They said they want to help you
get back to your true home.

878
01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:33,167
-You met the vacuum lady?
-Yes.

879
01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:35,625
She's really worried about you.

880
01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:38,333
Stop, maybe she didn't tell you
she tried to kidnap me.

881
01:03:38,417 --> 01:03:41,500
Yes. She's as nervous as you
about all this.

882
01:03:41,667 --> 01:03:43,792
About having found you and...

883
01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:47,625
she asked me to apologize to you
for being so brusque.

884
01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:51,750
What, don't you believe me?

885
01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:55,125
-I'm Luisa, why would I deceive you?
-Luisa, you're acting strange.

886
01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:56,750
-What about last night?
-Last night? What?

887
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,000
-Yes, last night.
-Last night?

888
01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:58,833
-Last night.
-Yes?

889
01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:01,500
I think it's as important
or more than all this.

890
01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:03,375
Sure. Last night...

891
01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:05,958
lots of things happened.

892
01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,125
I don't know what you mean exactly.

893
01:04:08,292 --> 01:04:11,083
Ask him if it's more or less important
than betraying a friend.

894
01:04:11,167 --> 01:04:13,292
Ask him. Ask him!

895
01:04:13,375 --> 01:04:15,917
What's he saying?
What happened last night?

896
01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:19,750
-What happened?
-I know.

897
01:04:25,958 --> 01:04:28,458
No need to make a big issue
out of it, Juan.

898
01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:31,292
It was a couple of crappy kisses
in a doorway.

899
01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,250
Crappy? What's this about?

900
01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:36,167
Maybe you think snogging
in a doorway means we're an item.

901
01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:39,042
Now you're off to Raticulín
or whatever galaxy you're from.

902
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,125
What do we do?
One weekend in your constellation

903
01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:42,375
and one in mine?

904
01:04:42,542 --> 01:04:44,417
No! You're a bad kisser,
let me say it again.

905
01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,458
But I'm telling you I don't want to go!

906
01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:48,583
Now I'm taking off
my possible girlfriend hat

907
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:51,917
and putting on my
citizen-of-this-planet hat.

908
01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:55,250
Do you really think you can
keep living here, doing weird stuff?

909
01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:57,500
It's not weird, they're superpowers.

910
01:04:58,250 --> 01:04:59,833
Back it up a bit.

911
01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:02,375
Don't call them superpowers,
just super-sight and super-hearing.

912
01:05:02,458 --> 01:05:03,750
And X-rays in my eyes.

913
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:06,292
Okay, you've got super-sight,
super-hearing and X-rays.

914
01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:09,125
-And I fly.
-You fly as well?

915
01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:11,417
-And super-strength.
-Well, you know what?

916
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,042
Jaime has a superpower too.

917
01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:14,542
He's super-smart.

918
01:05:14,833 --> 01:05:18,000
And he figured us out because
it reeks from miles off.

919
01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:21,250
Or at least sensed it.
He's HR head for some reason.

920
01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,125
-Because he knows people.
-I know.

921
01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:26,583
Plus, he was your friend.
And you know he liked me a lot.

922
01:05:26,667 --> 01:05:28,708
And he has his clique, you might say.

923
01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:31,917
-Do you think I don't care?
-I didn't look like it in the doorway.

924
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,958
Now you know what's going on with me,

925
01:05:34,042 --> 01:05:37,333
you'll understand that it's always
been hard for me to make friends.

926
01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:41,167
And Jaime always tells me
he's my boss and my friend.

927
01:05:41,542 --> 01:05:44,500
And well, technically
he's not my boss, but...

928
01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:47,167
he's always been my friend.

929
01:05:48,667 --> 01:05:50,375
And you're right, Luisa.

930
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,958
I have to talk to him first.

931
01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:55,417
I love Jaime a lot.

932
01:05:56,917 --> 01:05:58,333
And he's my only friend.

933
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,417
Don't you dare believe this shit.

934
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:18,208
Very well. We'll get him my way.

935
01:06:25,875 --> 01:06:29,000
It seems you didn't understand
anything I said...

936
01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:35,083
Oh, you're into that, eh?

937
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:37,500
I'm not much,
but I haven't really done it.

938
01:06:37,583 --> 01:06:40,625
But because I haven't tried it,
maybe if we do and it's cool...

939
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,583
Juanito!

940
01:06:44,708 --> 01:06:46,125
Juanito!

941
01:06:46,292 --> 01:06:48,417
-Son, what happened?
-What's wrong?

942
01:06:48,875 --> 01:06:50,583
Oh, my boy. Are you alright?

943
01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:53,250
You argued? You're starting early!

944
01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:03,375
What's up with her?

945
01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:09,667
-That girl's no good for you.
-Out of the way.

946
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,542
That's not a girl.

947
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:15,833
See, Dad, it's not that easy!

948
01:07:15,875 --> 01:07:17,833
-Here, my nails are better.
-Get off!

949
01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:19,458
-Look at her!
-She's coming, go!

950
01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:20,667
Here comes the oddball.

951
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,125
-Get your pants off.
-Pull that way.

952
01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:24,958
Stop, or I'll never learn
to do it by myself!

953
01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:27,292
Come on, son, show her who you are!

954
01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:28,750
-And who am I?
-I don't know!

955
01:07:28,833 --> 01:07:31,542
-Get your pants off!
-Pull!

956
01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:33,417
-She's coming!
-She's coming.

957
01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:40,583
Move, stay over there.
I'll take care of her.

958
01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:31,250
-Wait, wait.
-María, be careful.

959
01:08:31,417 --> 01:08:35,167
What did you do to my son?
Tart, oddball, bitch!

960
01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:37,083
Hurting my son?
Don't you touch him!

961
01:08:37,167 --> 01:08:38,458
Woman to woman, come on!

962
01:08:38,542 --> 01:08:39,917
Woman to woman!

963
01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:43,958
Let go of my wife!

964
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,875
Don't bring my mother into this!

965
01:08:57,958 --> 01:09:02,000
Jaime, we're going to need
the real Luisa.

966
01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:05,500
No, no. I did my part.
You don't need me now.

967
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,292
Besides, I'm going now,

968
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:09,875
I remembered I left
my whites in the wash.

969
01:09:09,958 --> 01:09:12,667
Yes. By the way,
your washing machine's great.

970
01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:14,917
Totally reliable. Hats off.

971
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:19,625
Jaime, you saw that
I can't bring him here by force.

972
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:22,833
He has to come himself.
And for this I need bait.

973
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:26,458
-Help me find the real one.
-That wasn't the deal.

974
01:09:26,542 --> 01:09:28,042
You're wrong.

975
01:09:28,208 --> 01:09:30,583
-You don't need me here.
-You're protecting him now?

976
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:34,667
-You really believed that drivel?
-Of course I didn't!

977
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:36,917
But it was kind of the truth.

978
01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:40,208
One moment...

979
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:44,625
Juan, I forgive you. And I love you.

980
01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:46,875
How could I not forgive you?
You're my only friend too.

981
01:09:46,958 --> 01:09:48,792
But the main thing now
is that Luisa's in danger.

982
01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,250
Ágata Muller wants to kidnap her!

983
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:51,750
Yeah, it's wild. The lady on TV!

984
01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:56,292
Sorry... I think they're reading my mind.

985
01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:14,083
-You really think you can go now?
-Yes.

986
01:10:14,167 --> 01:10:16,292
-That wasn't a question.
-Ah, no.

987
01:10:17,542 --> 01:10:19,042
Oh, Jaime, Jaime, Jaime...

988
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:23,042
I'm so sorry. This hurts me
more than it does you.

989
01:10:23,667 --> 01:10:26,875
No, actually I think
it'll hurt you a little more,

990
01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:28,000
unless you help.

991
01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:33,208
Ágata! This isn't the way
to do things! Not like this!

992
01:10:33,833 --> 01:10:35,583
Do we have the trap ready?

993
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:38,833
-It's almost ready.
-Almost ready is no good to me.

994
01:10:38,917 --> 01:10:40,667
My father's almost here.

995
01:10:41,292 --> 01:10:44,375
-So where's your real girlfriend?
-She's not my girlfriend! Cut it out!

996
01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:46,042
Call her what you like!

997
01:10:46,125 --> 01:10:49,375
-But she's in danger because of you.
-Thanks for the analysis, Mom.

998
01:10:49,542 --> 01:10:52,333
If you don't want to save
your planet, it's up to you.

999
01:10:52,417 --> 01:10:54,167
But at least save her.

1000
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:09,292
-Hello?
-Luisa? Where are you?

1001
01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:11,625
Juan? I can barely hear you.

1002
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:13,542
Yes, well, it's the signal.

1003
01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:16,042
-Where are you? I'll come get you.
-On my way home.

1004
01:11:16,208 --> 01:11:18,583
-I can meet you there.
-No, no! Not your place!

1005
01:11:18,667 --> 01:11:20,958
Stay where you are, there are people.

1006
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:23,667
-I'm at the Arco de Triunfo.
-Really?

1007
01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:27,417
You won't believe it.
Me too! I'll be right there.

1008
01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:45,750
Luisa?

1009
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:48,208
-What's up with you?
-Me? What's up with you?

1010
01:11:48,292 --> 01:11:49,875
When did we meet?

1011
01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:51,625
What's your favorite drink?

1012
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:53,583
Do you like black olives
on your pizzas?

1013
01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:56,667
-Juan, you're being an idiot.
-Okay, you're Luisa. No doubt.

1014
01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:58,333
Tell me what's going on.

1015
01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:00,333
Luisa, I'm not normal.

1016
01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:03,083
-I got that. You have some things...
-Some things, sure...

1017
01:12:03,167 --> 01:12:06,292
Like I can melt ice with a look.

1018
01:12:06,458 --> 01:12:09,083
Or I can see through walls.

1019
01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:11,125
Or maybe I sneeze
and knock down a partition.

1020
01:12:11,292 --> 01:12:13,667
Apart from all that,
yes, I'm run-of-the-mill.

1021
01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:16,500
Fine. Is this when I laugh?

1022
01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:18,667
I stopped the subway train.

1023
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,958
I can fly too,
but I found that out today.

1024
01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:24,333
I've been given some dumb excuses
for dumping me,

1025
01:12:24,417 --> 01:12:26,417
-but this is the worst.
-It's not an excuse!

1026
01:12:26,583 --> 01:12:28,958
I'll tell you something.
We weren't even going out.

1027
01:12:29,042 --> 01:12:31,167
-So there's no need to lie.
-It's not a lie!

1028
01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:33,083
-I'm telling you the truth, Luisa.
-Please, Juan.

1029
01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:35,667
All you left out is that you're an alien.

1030
01:12:36,375 --> 01:12:37,667
What?

1031
01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:39,208
Just what I needed.

1032
01:12:39,375 --> 01:12:40,458
Don't go too far away.

1033
01:12:40,542 --> 01:12:42,750
How about this:
If it's all true, show me!

1034
01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,417
-Don't talk crap.
-Don't you say you can fly?

1035
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:46,500
-Then go on, fly. Do something.
-Yeah, fly...

1036
01:12:46,583 --> 01:12:49,583
How can I fly here? They'll find us!

1037
01:12:49,667 --> 01:12:51,292
-Who?
-Ágata Muller!

1038
01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:54,333
She's an alien too,
from the same planet.

1039
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,458
-Your planet?
-Chitón.

1040
01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:56,750
What?

1041
01:12:56,917 --> 01:12:57,958
If you make up a planet,

1042
01:12:58,042 --> 01:13:00,375
don't make it sound like
a village outside of Albacete!

1043
01:13:02,667 --> 01:13:04,000
What?

1044
01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:07,458
-You made a suit and everything?
-My mother made it.

1045
01:13:07,542 --> 01:13:09,417
You mother made you a suit to dump me?

1046
01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:12,833
Really, Luisa. It's...

1047
01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:15,917
You're making me do this...

1048
01:13:17,083 --> 01:13:18,250
in front of everyone!

1049
01:13:18,417 --> 01:13:21,333
But it's always the same with you.
Always the same!

1050
01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:23,333
You're no help at all.

1051
01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:29,833
See that? The Arco de Triunfo?

1052
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,833
I'll loop through it
and be right back.

1053
01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:38,625
I've never been dumped
in such an original way before.

1054
01:13:46,417 --> 01:13:49,333
Hey, smartass,
where do you think you're going?

1055
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:52,875
If you want to work
this area, pretty boy,

1056
01:13:53,042 --> 01:13:56,000
you have to get permission
from Jeferson Noruega, like everyone!

1057
01:13:56,167 --> 01:13:57,958
Sorry, I think there's been a mistake.

1058
01:13:58,417 --> 01:14:00,208
-I'm the real thing.
-That's a lie.

1059
01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:03,250
I know the real one: Osvaldo.

1060
01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:05,667
And he does Robocop
Saturdays on Las Ramblas.

1061
01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:09,417
We're all very confused.

1062
01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:11,375
-This isn't a costume.
-Yeah, right.

1063
01:14:11,542 --> 01:14:13,167
You're in your pajamas, man!

1064
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:16,042
Jef, we keep up the quality
so this dude can screw it up.

1065
01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:17,250
You...

1066
01:14:17,417 --> 01:14:19,458
Two things.
One, these are not pajamas.

1067
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:22,250
And two, I really save people.

1068
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:23,917
Luisa...

1069
01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:27,833
Luisa?

1070
01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:33,833
-Get in!
-Drive!

1071
01:14:35,667 --> 01:14:36,833
Luisa!

1072
01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:39,667
-Luisa!
-Wait a moment.

1073
01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:41,833
You're not leaving
until you tell us where you got it.

1074
01:14:41,875 --> 01:14:44,625
-I don't want any trouble, okay?
-Oh, no?

1075
01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,167
It's me again, son of Jan.

1076
01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:57,917
I don't want to hurt Luisa,
so don't make me waste my time.

1077
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,292
-Don't you dare!
-No?

1078
01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:03,542
Get outta here, you clown!

1079
01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:06,250
-What do you want from me?
-Get outta here!

1080
01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:15,458
The sword!

1081
01:15:17,167 --> 01:15:19,542
Accept it, you're not the others.

1082
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:23,083
-Fuck, you idiot!
-Sorry, man!

1083
01:15:23,167 --> 01:15:25,583
-You tore my suit!
-It was already torn.

1084
01:15:25,667 --> 01:15:26,833
Like hell it was!

1085
01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:29,250
My father will be here soon.

1086
01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:33,167
Join us and together we'll rule
these pathetic creatures.

1087
01:15:40,375 --> 01:15:42,417
-I'll wait for you here.
-Where are you?

1088
01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:45,583
-Where's Luisa?
-You know where to find me.

1089
01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:19,833
Excuse me, Ágata Muller's office?

1090
01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,458
-Juan, help us!
-Where were you?

1091
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:51,833
-Help us, look at us!
-Get us out of here!

1092
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:53,375
-Use your power!
-And tell me what's happening!

1093
01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:56,000
-Careful, it's a trap.
-Where were you?

1094
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:59,125
If you speak at the same time,
I can't understand you.

1095
01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,000
Don't get out of the elevator,
it's a trap.

1096
01:17:05,833 --> 01:17:08,167
-Juan, what's going on?
-I told you, Luisa.

1097
01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:09,625
He has powers, I've seen it!

1098
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:13,000
-People don't have 'powers'.
-Juanito, she doesn't believe it.

1099
01:17:13,167 --> 01:17:14,708
-Go on, fly.
-How can I fly?

1100
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:17,042
We're inside. I'll bang myself silly!

1101
01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:20,292
-Then super-strength or super-vision.
-It's super-sight!

1102
01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:22,542
Supervision is something else,
that's supervising!

1103
01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:25,208
You don't have to correct me
in front of her, eh, Juanito?

1104
01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:26,833
You guys are terrible!

1105
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:29,583
Your underwear.

1106
01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:33,375
You're wearing a black bra...

1107
01:17:33,708 --> 01:17:35,292
with a bit of padding.

1108
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:39,542
You actually wear panties...
and they're from another set.

1109
01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:46,083
-You have a tattoo?
-Wow, that's hot.

1110
01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:47,458
It says 'Rober'?

1111
01:17:48,458 --> 01:17:50,417
Didn't you tell me
you were half going out?

1112
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:54,250
-Don't talk about Rober now!
-I see something too.

1113
01:17:54,417 --> 01:17:57,875
Yes, you have a mole.
Just there, above the...

1114
01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:00,667
You don't see a thing! And untie me!

1115
01:18:01,833 --> 01:18:02,625
Juan!

1116
01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:04,667
What's wrong with you?

1117
01:18:05,292 --> 01:18:06,083
Juan!

1118
01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:08,042
-I hear a noise.
-What noise?

1119
01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:10,083
-A noise.
-Suffer, suffer...

1120
01:18:13,667 --> 01:18:14,750
The noise!

1121
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,833
It must be the speakers.

1122
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,667
Luisa, we have to buck him up
so he gets strong.

1123
01:18:22,458 --> 01:18:23,917
Juan, I forgive you.

1124
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,667
I know you were after Luisa,
but I'm getting over it.

1125
01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:27,583
Why bring that up now?

1126
01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:29,250
-So you wangled me the job.
-Luisa,

1127
01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:31,417
are we doing what
we're doing or not here?

1128
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:35,833
Tell him you like him too.
You'd tattoo his name on your thigh.

1129
01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:38,958
I'm serious! Say something nice!

1130
01:18:39,625 --> 01:18:41,542
Juan, this...

1131
01:18:43,542 --> 01:18:44,667
You're, you're...

1132
01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:48,875
really sweet.

1133
01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:52,958
What's that shit?
You almost finished him off!

1134
01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:57,333
-Tell him something epic!
-Yes, yes... Juan, when...

1135
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,625
When I said a Spanish superhero
was pathetic,

1136
01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:02,167
it's because I didn't know
that you were one.

1137
01:19:02,417 --> 01:19:04,250
Actually, I still think it's pathetic.

1138
01:19:04,417 --> 01:19:07,583
As for the suit, don't worry,
we'll do something about it, alright?

1139
01:19:07,667 --> 01:19:10,250
So gather strength from somewhere
and get us out of here now!

1140
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:15,292
It's not working.
It never fails in the movies.

1141
01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:17,000
What a shitty superhero!

1142
01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:20,000
-What did you say?
-Sorry,

1143
01:19:20,167 --> 01:19:22,208
but look what he's like
with just some buzzing.

1144
01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:27,250
-No, repeat what you said.
-What a shitty superhero!

1145
01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:29,500
Look at him lying there. Pathetic!

1146
01:19:29,667 --> 01:19:32,042
-You failure.
-Insult him more.

1147
01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:35,000
Shitty superhero!

1148
01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:38,750
It's working.

1149
01:19:38,917 --> 01:19:40,333
Insulting him works.

1150
01:19:40,417 --> 01:19:42,708
CAMERA 25 EXT. TOWER

1151
01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:54,417
It's time to go home.

1152
01:20:00,292 --> 01:20:01,625
-Loser!
-Useless!

1153
01:20:01,708 --> 01:20:04,667
Superhero, sure.
Supershithead, that's you!

1154
01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:06,292
-Idiot!
-Incompetent!

1155
01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:09,833
-Unpunctual!
-You're a flop, a mediocre superhero!

1156
01:20:09,875 --> 01:20:12,333
You're embarrassing to me. Second rate!

1157
01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:18,125
Your English is crap, intermediate level.
And your Powerpoint is awful!

1158
01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,625
-You kiss real shitty!
-Really?

1159
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:21,833
I knew it.

1160
01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:24,125
How could he kiss right
with that cop mustache?

1161
01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:41,667
Dad!

1162
01:20:42,167 --> 01:20:45,458
-First of all, good morning.
-I was looking forward to seeing you.

1163
01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:47,833
And I'm looking forward
to seeing Jan's son!

1164
01:20:49,542 --> 01:20:52,250
-He's in my power.
-Let's see if that's true.

1165
01:20:57,250 --> 01:20:59,083
You're making a fool of yourself.

1166
01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:02,667
Not any fool, no.
The biggest fool in the galaxy!

1167
01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,583
These people know lots of planets.

1168
01:21:04,667 --> 01:21:07,083
They'll laugh at you
in all of the constellations.

1169
01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:09,917
You know where Andromeda is?
Well, way beyond that,

1170
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,083
they'll laugh at how pathetic you are!

1171
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:53,792
If you can fly, I don't get
why you're late for work every day.

1172
01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:56,750
Now you know I'm a superhero,

1173
01:21:56,917 --> 01:21:59,292
don't tell anyone at the office.
Some people really gossip.

1174
01:21:59,375 --> 01:22:01,333
Well, you being a superhero,
we'll see about that.

1175
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,833
-Shall I let go of you?
-No, no!

1176
01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:04,833
-I believe you.
-Alright.

1177
01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:06,292
Where do we go now?

1178
01:22:06,458 --> 01:22:08,875
Where all 30-year-olds go
when they're in a spot.

1179
01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:14,167
No, no... It can't be!

1180
01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:16,167
He can't have done this.

1181
01:22:17,417 --> 01:22:19,875
-Dad...
-I want to make one thing clear.

1182
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:22,708
Not for a moment did I believe
that you'd found him.

1183
01:22:23,667 --> 01:22:24,958
He was here.

1184
01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:31,417
I look at you and I want to push
the button and send all this to shit!

1185
01:22:34,167 --> 01:22:36,583
You're a shame to your family.

1186
01:22:37,042 --> 01:22:41,042
At your age, your grandma Úrsula
had already subjugated a whole galaxy!

1187
01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:43,958
Your cousin Virguis is just 18

1188
01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:47,000
and he's already done two genocides
on Alpha Centauri!

1189
01:22:47,167 --> 01:22:48,833
And look at you!

1190
01:22:48,917 --> 01:22:51,500
How have you let
this planet go on like this?

1191
01:22:51,875 --> 01:22:55,417
Alive! So alive it's disgusting!

1192
01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:59,333
Where's the lava, the chaos!

1193
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,958
I want volcanoes everywhere!

1194
01:23:03,167 --> 01:23:07,458
The whole planet's under my control,
although they don't know it.

1195
01:23:07,625 --> 01:23:09,833
What good is it
if they don't know it?

1196
01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:13,083
You're like a useless pet, like a...

1197
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:17,833
I don't know what you are, Ágata,
but I wish you weren't my daughter!

1198
01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:21,167
Where's your mettle
to be leader of Chitón?

1199
01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:23,125
Where's your character?

1200
01:23:23,292 --> 01:23:26,917
Where's your mettle
to do important things?

1201
01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:29,417
Right here.

1202
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,458
At last, my girl.

1203
01:23:47,417 --> 01:23:51,000
Now, yes. I am proud of you.

1204
01:24:10,417 --> 01:24:11,667
Any objections?

1205
01:24:13,167 --> 01:24:17,042
Then move it.
I have a planet to raze.

1206
01:24:21,583 --> 01:24:23,500
-Are you sure?
-Look, Luisa.

1207
01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:25,458
I may have all the superpowers,

1208
01:24:25,542 --> 01:24:27,042
but understanding you
isn't one of them yet.

1209
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,167
-Me?
-Yes, you.

1210
01:24:28,333 --> 01:24:29,333
A few days ago,

1211
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:31,333
you thought being a superhero
was pathetic.

1212
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,833
Now you won't burn
the suit, just in case.

1213
01:24:32,917 --> 01:24:35,708
Ágata will keep looking for you
and you'll need to defend yourself.

1214
01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:38,417
If I stop being a superhero,
maybe she'll stop looking.

1215
01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,167
I shouldn't have stopped
that darn subway train.

1216
01:24:41,333 --> 01:24:42,833
-That's when the problems started.
-Oh, really?

1217
01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:45,458
Were you really doing
so great before this?

1218
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,542
Burning the suit
won't make you normal.

1219
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:49,667
You know what really makes me mad?

1220
01:24:49,833 --> 01:24:52,375
Precisely these days
I couldn't be normal.

1221
01:24:52,750 --> 01:24:54,667
If I had been,
we wouldn't be arguing now.

1222
01:24:54,833 --> 01:24:56,917
Or we'd be arguing over
whether to go out to dinner or not.

1223
01:24:57,083 --> 01:25:00,292
Or if we'd meet up again,
which, by the way, I want to.

1224
01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:04,458
But you can't choose
to be like everyone else

1225
01:25:04,542 --> 01:25:06,000
because you're not like everyone else.

1226
01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:10,833
I can choose. Look.

1227
01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:18,958
Tell them this is going to stick.

1228
01:25:19,042 --> 01:25:20,833
Give them some time,
I know Juan.

1229
01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:24,042
You're his parents,
but I'm his boss and his friend.

1230
01:25:24,208 --> 01:25:27,375
And you're not his parents, parents.
So listen to me.

1231
01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:30,792
I saw this coming!

1232
01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:33,250
-Tell Juanito to hide!
-What are you doing, Juan?

1233
01:25:33,417 --> 01:25:35,208
These scum will see who his father is!

1234
01:25:35,292 --> 01:25:37,333
When I find the cartridges,
I'll show 'em.

1235
01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:39,375
What's going on here?

1236
01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:41,625
That's going on.

1237
01:25:48,292 --> 01:25:49,667
-It's not burning!
-Yes it is.

1238
01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:51,417
It just needs to catch fire.

1239
01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:52,708
Of course it'll burn.

1240
01:25:52,875 --> 01:25:54,875
It wouldn't be the weirdest thing
we've seen lately.

1241
01:25:54,958 --> 01:25:57,500
Now everything that happens here
has to be weird!

1242
01:25:57,667 --> 01:25:59,333
Let's stop being so paranoid.

1243
01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:01,000
Juanito!

1244
01:26:01,167 --> 01:26:04,833
Juanito, look!
The aliens are invading!

1245
01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:22,417
She couldn't be
a bigger pain in the ass.

1246
01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:24,500
What's the suit doing there?

1247
01:26:24,583 --> 01:26:27,083
-I'm not wearing it anymore, Mom!
-Why not?

1248
01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:29,875
It turned out so nice,
and the stitching I had to do!

1249
01:26:30,542 --> 01:26:32,333
How can you be so tiresome?

1250
01:26:32,417 --> 01:26:35,375
Where are going with a UFO
right here in town?

1251
01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:39,167
You must be really dumb.
I don't want any trouble!

1252
01:26:39,333 --> 01:26:42,708
-First of all, good morning.
-I'm not going to your planet!

1253
01:26:42,875 --> 01:26:45,458
-You didn't persuade me!
-I don't have to persuade you.

1254
01:26:45,583 --> 01:26:48,708
I'm going to raze this planet,
starting with your family.

1255
01:26:48,792 --> 01:26:51,542
Now you're razing the planet.
With what, a giant toaster?

1256
01:26:51,708 --> 01:26:53,625
Have you looked at yourself?

1257
01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:21,875
The suit!

1258
01:27:22,042 --> 01:27:23,833
-The suit!
-The suit!

1259
01:27:25,667 --> 01:27:27,083
-Come on.
-The stick!

1260
01:27:30,583 --> 01:27:31,583
-Be careful.
-Here, Juan.

1261
01:27:31,750 --> 01:27:32,750
-Come on!
-Come here.

1262
01:27:32,917 --> 01:27:35,042
-Tell me you're not scared.
-I'm not scared!

1263
01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:36,042
Even you don't believe that.

1264
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,875
Jaime, if she tells me not
to be scared, I say I'm not.

1265
01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:40,833
But sure I'm scared.
Look at that monstrosity!

1266
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,458
-Two days in the same underpants!
-It keeps growing!

1267
01:27:46,167 --> 01:27:46,875
Come on.

1268
01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:49,292
-It's hot, it's hot!
-Alright...

1269
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:51,917
Put a foot in here, in here!

1270
01:27:57,042 --> 01:27:59,958
If my mom helps me put on
the suit, I'll never have charisma.

1271
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:01,833
It's almost on us, Juan!

1272
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:05,667
Go!

1273
01:28:08,625 --> 01:28:09,667
Leave me alone with her!

1274
01:28:09,833 --> 01:28:11,625
-How can we go?
-Get out of here!

1275
01:28:11,833 --> 01:28:14,083
Go! Go!

1276
01:28:24,417 --> 01:28:25,917
What?

1277
01:28:26,167 --> 01:28:27,750
Whatever you say, he's my son.

1278
01:28:31,417 --> 01:28:33,125
By the Great Hornspoon!

1279
01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:35,458
Leave my family alone!

1280
01:28:35,625 --> 01:28:38,458
-This is between you and me!
-Family...

1281
01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:40,417
Family is overrated.

1282
01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:51,958
My shotgun!

1283
01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:58,417
-Hold on, Dad!
-I can't, son!

1284
01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,333
It looks like I can't!

1285
01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:02,667
Hold on, Juan! Hold on!

1286
01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:08,458
I'm sorry.

1287
01:29:08,625 --> 01:29:11,833
-I think it's time to stand out!
-Of course, son!

1288
01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:14,750
Show the universe
what the Lópezes are worth!

1289
01:29:18,250 --> 01:29:19,250
Dad!

1290
01:29:22,208 --> 01:29:26,083
Relax, son!
I've got it all under control!

1291
01:29:27,625 --> 01:29:28,667
He's been sucked up!

1292
01:29:42,833 --> 01:29:45,292
-Isn't that the loser?
-Be quiet.

1293
01:29:56,333 --> 01:29:59,750
This is going straight to YouTube.
Transformer vs. Sissy.

1294
01:30:02,667 --> 01:30:05,208
She's going to kill him!

1295
01:30:06,583 --> 01:30:08,292
Juanito!

1296
01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:21,333
Look out, danger.
The ball on the right side.

1297
01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:23,083
It'll reach Leo Messi, Leo...

1298
01:30:23,250 --> 01:30:25,167
Ball to the goalie, but look out,
there's a field-crasher.

1299
01:30:25,292 --> 01:30:26,167
Who's that?

1300
01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:29,958
Someone's down on the pitch,
but not a player, a field-crasher.

1301
01:30:30,042 --> 01:30:32,917
What a shitty field-crasher!

1302
01:30:33,792 --> 01:30:35,167
He's not even naked!

1303
01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:37,542
He confronts the referee
and tells him it's a penalty.

1304
01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:41,042
We can't believe it. We are all puzzled.

1305
01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:43,042
What's this guy doing?
Get him off the field!

1306
01:30:43,208 --> 01:30:45,667
Throw him off the field, ref!

1307
01:30:45,833 --> 01:30:48,042
He's going to fuck up the final.

1308
01:30:48,208 --> 01:30:49,875
It's incredible.
Look at the players' faces.

1309
01:30:49,958 --> 01:30:52,833
He's grabbing the net.
Someone get this guy off!

1310
01:31:02,625 --> 01:31:04,292
Guys, look.

1311
01:31:28,292 --> 01:31:30,792
-What are you doing here?
-Don't ask.

1312
01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:37,583
-What have you done with my parents?
-I told you, they're not your parents.

1313
01:31:47,917 --> 01:31:49,292
No, no, no!

1314
01:31:56,417 --> 01:31:57,375
Jaime.

1315
01:31:58,542 --> 01:32:00,333
Jaime, help me.
You have to distract her.

1316
01:32:00,417 --> 01:32:02,167
I'm sorry, the robot?

1317
01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:03,917
-You're crazy.
-She's going to destroy him!

1318
01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:06,250
-But we can't do anything.
-Of course we can!

1319
01:32:06,333 --> 01:32:09,208
-Distract her somehow!
-Wait, wait.

1320
01:32:09,833 --> 01:32:10,917
I have a better plan.

1321
01:32:11,250 --> 01:32:14,458
You and I go down to the basement
and stay there a couple of days.

1322
01:32:14,542 --> 01:32:17,375
What? Are you trying
something with me, Jaime?

1323
01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,333
But I was very subtle.

1324
01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:24,417
Shit, shit! Shit!

1325
01:32:25,042 --> 01:32:27,375
This is the famous ultimate weapon.

1326
01:32:27,458 --> 01:32:31,542
Okay. I'd keep playing,
but I have a planet to destroy.

1327
01:32:39,208 --> 01:32:40,250
Hey, Ágata!

1328
01:32:41,042 --> 01:32:43,708
Here, read my mind!

1329
01:32:43,792 --> 01:32:47,042
I'm thinking you should follow me!

1330
01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:55,333
-Grab something.
-It's too soft in here.

1331
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:56,833
-Up!
-I can't, Juan.

1332
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:58,333
Up!

1333
01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:02,458
I almost distracted her.

1334
01:33:02,667 --> 01:33:05,083
-What...?
-Juan, you're useless!

1335
01:33:05,167 --> 01:33:06,500
Piece of shit!

1336
01:33:06,583 --> 01:33:09,208
Hey, insult my son again
and you're screwed!

1337
01:33:09,833 --> 01:33:12,292
I know it sounds weird, but it works.

1338
01:33:12,375 --> 01:33:15,583
Juan, you're ugly! Real ugly!

1339
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:18,875
We all pull together
or the planet's screwed!

1340
01:33:27,417 --> 01:33:28,250
Juan!

1341
01:33:28,917 --> 01:33:30,292
Juan!

1342
01:33:31,458 --> 01:33:32,875
Juan, get up!

1343
01:33:38,708 --> 01:33:42,917
Juanito, an adopted child
isn't loved like a real one.

1344
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:46,458
-You're getting beaten by a girl!
-Get up, Juan!

1345
01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:50,208
Juan! Help!

1346
01:33:55,375 --> 01:33:56,500
Juan, I'm here!

1347
01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:35,375
-Fine. Let's end this.
-I agree!

1348
01:34:54,417 --> 01:34:55,958
Like on our first date, Juan!

1349
01:34:57,958 --> 01:35:00,125
Blow her down in one!

1350
01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:13,167
Luisa grabbed my ass a while ago!
Your mom's grabbing it now!

1351
01:35:39,667 --> 01:35:42,708
-I can blow you down in one.
-Don't play the hero, López.

1352
01:35:42,792 --> 01:35:43,958
It's not your thing.

1353
01:35:44,625 --> 01:35:46,583
My name is Superlópez.

1354
01:36:15,792 --> 01:36:19,625
-Did he say Superlópez?
-I liked Sissy more.

1355
01:36:22,292 --> 01:36:23,750
-Help!
-Juan...

1356
01:36:23,917 --> 01:36:24,875
Are you alright?

1357
01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:27,000
Get me out of here!

1358
01:36:29,667 --> 01:36:31,083
-Are you alright?
-No, I'm not.

1359
01:36:31,167 --> 01:36:32,083
-That's it.
-How awful.

1360
01:36:32,250 --> 01:36:35,167
You're welcome, Juanito.
Second time I've saved you.

1361
01:36:35,625 --> 01:36:36,375
-Son.
-Son.

1362
01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:38,000
I almost got killed!

1363
01:36:39,542 --> 01:36:42,125
Son, your father almost drowned.

1364
01:36:42,292 --> 01:36:43,417
It was terrible.

1365
01:36:45,292 --> 01:36:47,250
You've left me with no hats.

1366
01:36:55,667 --> 01:36:56,708
Well...

1367
01:36:56,875 --> 01:36:59,292
You saw what I did, right?

1368
01:36:59,375 --> 01:37:01,375
Maybe you are a bit of a superhero.

1369
01:37:02,208 --> 01:37:05,458
Maybe, yes.
What do we do now?

1370
01:37:06,542 --> 01:37:11,042
-And landing in that pose.
-Yes, it wasn't on purpose.

1371
01:37:11,125 --> 01:37:13,625
I don't know if you'll get used to it.

1372
01:37:14,625 --> 01:37:15,583
What choice is there?

1373
01:37:15,667 --> 01:37:18,208
Just thinking about it
gives me a knot in my gullet.

1374
01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:22,417
But your real parents on Chitón
are waiting for you to save them.

1375
01:37:23,125 --> 01:37:24,083
Don't worry, Mom.

1376
01:37:25,875 --> 01:37:27,333
I've got it all under control.

1377
01:37:43,333 --> 01:37:46,042
My son, it's been so long.

1378
01:37:46,125 --> 01:37:47,875
Thanks to you, son,

1379
01:37:48,042 --> 01:37:51,625
Chitón will finally be a free planet.

1380
01:37:51,833 --> 01:37:54,750
Son, we've missed you so much.

1381
01:37:55,292 --> 01:37:57,042
We knew you'd come back!

1382
01:38:06,292 --> 01:38:09,000
Come, son. Give me a kiss.

1383
01:38:19,250 --> 01:38:21,167
PLANET: CHITÓN
LEADER: ADMIRAL SKORBA

1384
01:38:21,708 --> 01:38:23,917
LEADER: JEFERSON NORUEGA

1385
01:39:29,833 --> 01:39:31,375
Good morning. We awake today

1386
01:39:31,542 --> 01:39:34,375
with the news of the emergence
of this strange superhero.

1387
01:39:34,458 --> 01:39:36,875
Images of him have gone viral.

1388
01:39:36,958 --> 01:39:39,500
City Hall is raising taxes

1389
01:39:39,583 --> 01:39:41,917
to pay for the destruction in the city.

1390
01:39:42,083 --> 01:39:44,542
And we have to add
another headache to this.

1391
01:39:44,625 --> 01:39:49,125
Indeed, there's the stoppage
on Line 1 due to the accident

1392
01:39:49,292 --> 01:39:53,667
and protests by fans
at the suspension of the Cup Final.

1393
01:39:53,750 --> 01:39:56,958
Lots of listener messages
on our answering machine.

1394
01:39:57,333 --> 01:40:02,000
This country, Spain,
has had real superheroes,

1395
01:40:02,083 --> 01:40:04,750
like Don Pelayo, like El Cid,

1396
01:40:04,917 --> 01:40:08,083
we don't deserve some guy
flying around in a leotard.

1397
01:40:08,667 --> 01:40:12,375
I think this superhero
is a smokescreen

1398
01:40:12,542 --> 01:40:15,083
so we don't talk about
what really matters.

1399
01:40:15,292 --> 01:40:19,083
I'm 86, a widow for 40 years.

1400
01:40:19,250 --> 01:40:21,083
I've fantasized about making love

1401
01:40:21,250 --> 01:40:24,083
to all the superheroes
in alphabetical order.

1402
01:40:24,167 --> 01:40:26,875
Can you believe that
this Spanish superhero

1403
01:40:26,958 --> 01:40:28,708
arouses no desire in me?

1404
01:40:28,875 --> 01:40:32,000
He looks so skinny,
so scrawny, so ugly,

1405
01:40:32,167 --> 01:40:36,583
with that ridiculous name...
What is it? What's he called?

1406
01:40:56,833 --> 01:40:57,542
Don't start.

1407
01:40:57,625 --> 01:41:00,500
-You always do this to me, Juan!
-What do you want me to do?

1408
01:41:00,875 --> 01:41:04,458
I saw a column of smoke
and my body said: save humanity.

1409
01:41:04,542 --> 01:41:05,958
Now it's fires too.

1410
01:41:06,042 --> 01:41:08,875
When it's not a fire, it's a robbery,
or that boat the other day.

1411
01:41:08,958 --> 01:41:10,875
Luisa, it was a cruise ship
and it was sinking.

1412
01:41:10,958 --> 01:41:14,333
Sorry, whatever. Now it's smoke!
There are firemen!

1413
01:41:14,417 --> 01:41:17,375
When I see someone in imminent danger,

1414
01:41:17,458 --> 01:41:21,167
naturally I save them.
If I don't, I think that's terrible.

1415
01:41:21,250 --> 01:41:22,958
So what do I have to do
to get you to come on time?

1416
01:41:23,042 --> 01:41:24,333
Set fire to the restaurant?

1417
01:41:24,667 --> 01:41:27,583
I've been late twice. 15 minutes
to save the planet and look how you get.

1418
01:41:27,667 --> 01:41:29,917
Look, Juan, I'll tell you. As of now,

1419
01:41:30,083 --> 01:41:33,292
you're going to have to combine
your superhero life with life in a couple.

1420
01:41:33,375 --> 01:41:37,292
I'll tell you:
if there's a catastrophe and I do nothing,

1421
01:41:38,042 --> 01:41:39,000
it's your fault!

1422
01:41:41,292 --> 01:41:43,083
-Fine.
-Fine.

1423
01:41:44,417 --> 01:41:45,583
Get the bill, go on.

1424
01:41:50,417 --> 01:41:54,417
-Waiter, check, please.
-The man at the bar is buying.

1425
01:42:06,083 --> 01:42:09,125
You owe me one, Superlópez.

1426
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:38,667
Translation: Lindsay Moxham