Sam vs Food (fan fiction)

Sam vs Food (fan fiction) by HaberdasherA at Wed, 11 Mar 2015 06:50:45
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/2ynkh5/sam_vs_food_fan_fiction/
Sam was so excited, it was his first time over at his new buddy Sach's house. They were school buddies and both enjoyed video games and just being straight up goofs. Sam arrived in the afternoon and got to meet Sach's parents and his younger brother Sachson. Sach's family was the "up with the earth" type, they were very liberal and didn't believe in a lot of conservative ideals that Sam was used to. Once they were all introduced, Sach said "Lets go to my room and play some pokemon".

Everything was going well, Sam and Sach were having fun. Then a few hours later they heard Sach's dad call them from the other room "Time for dinner!". Sach immediately ran to the dining room and sat down, sam followed close behind and he sat down with the Sach family at the table.

Sam asked "so whats for dinner? I could really go for some McDonald's". Sach's mom laughed condescendingly at Sam, and said "We eat *real* food here Sam". just then Sach's mom placed a plate down in front of Sam. A feeling of disbelief and slight horror took over. On the plate was enough food to feed himself for weeks.

Confused, Sam looked around and saw Sach and his younger brother already devouring their equally huge portions. Sam took his first bite of Sach's mom's *vegan* grilled cheese with burnt rye bread. Sam nearly gagged, but when he looked up he saw Sach's dad watching him like a hawk. Sam had to force each bite down, and after just a few minutes he was completely full.

"I'm done" said Sam. The entire table became silent and looked at Sam, his plate still filled with Food. "hah but you're not finished with your food" Said Sach's mom. "I know but im just so full" Sam replied.

At that moment Sach's dad got up from the table and asked to speak with Sam in the other room. When they got there Sach's dad grabbed Sam and violently pushed him up against the wall. Sam was terrified As Sach's dad yelled into his face "I don't know about your family McNugget Boy, but in this household we do not waste food!". Sach's Dad poked Sam so hard in the chest he felt like his sternum was going to break, Sam began to cry.

When they arrived back at the table Sach and his Brother were already finished with their meals and were having seconds. Meanwhile the entirely of Sam's soggy disgusting vegan food was still there mocking him.

Sam began trying to eat more as Sach's parents closely watched him. Sam was so full each bite felt like a full meal, his mind couldn't decide what was worse, the taste or the amount. Sam tried to continue, each bite was requiring all his strength and focus to get through. Still he was hardly making progress. Meanwhile Sach and his brother had already finished their seconds and were silently watching Sam as he struggled to swallow each bite.

"I'm sorry, I can't eat anymore, I just cant" Sam said weakly. "you are NOT leaving this table until you have finished everything" Said Sach's Dad angrily. Sam had no choice. as he continued to eat Sam began to sweat profusely, his twig arms trembling each time he raised the fork to his mouth. Sam's vision became blurry and he felt like his stomach was ripping apart at the seams.

The thought of eating another bite became too much. Sam then projectile vomited across the table, showering Sach and his brother in Vegan vomit mist with the more solid mass landing right onto Sach's mom's chest.

Sam became light headed and was about to black out. The last thing he remembers seeing was Sach's Dad furiously charging across the table like a ballistic missile towards him. Then it all went dark.