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  1. [05:57:33] theaxel11: hey tim how was day
  2. [05:57:36] reusablebox: Tim I uh.... I came across something of yours.
  3. [05:57:37] cimn: i was debating sleep, but now that you're here...
  4. [05:57:43] gashapon: yay late night Tim stream
  5. [05:57:46] reusablebox: That I had never seen before
  6. [05:58:12] reusablebox: Tim do you remember the Sonic Inflation playthrough on the puyoplace?
  7. [05:58:13] bananaburger: ob
  8. [05:58:27] boredcyborg: o🅱️
  9. [05:58:29] reusablebox: Woof.
  10. [05:58:35] shimmerfairy: Does the OB Toad ever show up in-game?
  11. [05:58:50] tw4tjockey: That sounds terrible
  12. [05:58:51] koolman9921: go to bed
  13. [05:58:57] bananaburger: he should if he doesn't
  14. [05:59:00] gashapon: i think an image of him pops up if you get an OB
  15. [05:59:02] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hi i wish i was dead
  16. [05:59:09] toemanjon11: hi tim
  17. [05:59:24] boredcyborg: please don't die
  18. [05:59:42] koolman9921: these twitch ads get worse and worse i tell you
  19. [05:59:46] zorakaepora: the feels
  20. [05:59:56] shimmerfairy: what the hell kind of electric club do you have, Wario?
  21. [05:59:59] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: twitch is dumb bad stupid and idiet
  22. [06:00:00] kevin1760: timClip
  23. [06:00:10] followthetraincj: twitch has ads?
  24. [06:00:28] rickeon: do you really need to make your stream worse
  25. [06:00:29] toemanjon11: so are you going to update your name now that marvel infinite is out @PUT_NAKED_JULIA_IN_UMVC3 ?
  26. [06:00:33] bananaburger: if the ads were only like 15 seconds or less id be more ok with it
  27. [06:00:34] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: mvci is bad
  28. [06:00:51] anony54: is it
  29. [06:00:51] toemanjon11: i'm having fun with it
  30. [06:00:55] koolman9921: oh god
  31. [06:01:05] followthetraincj: too bad making shit worse isnt a job
  32. [06:01:08] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i unironically love this stream overlay conceptually
  33. [06:01:13] shimmerfairy: @Rickeon it's not worse without dancing LO-FI letters, rainbow animated pillars on the sides, and cut-down bitrate.
  34. [06:01:24] followthetraincj: nice
  35. [06:01:34] gashapon: needs more magnets
  36. [06:01:38] rickeon: he's ruining the subtle beauty of mario golf
  37. [06:01:39] bananaburger: its like the people who come into a mono stream at 5 am and ask if its just starting
  38. [06:01:42] breadnbuddha: Watching in 160p for true authenticity
  39. [06:02:03] boredcyborg: timMinus
  40. [06:02:03] somersault_: change the channel
  41. [06:02:25] followthetraincj: at this hour we should get weird info@ercials
  42. [06:02:25] rickeon: warriors drive is like 50 yards better than yours
  43. [06:02:27] shimmerfairy: he's cheating, I know it!
  44. [06:02:30] rickeon: warios
  45. [06:02:34] rickeon: warrior wario
  46. [06:02:42] followthetraincj: like bullet blenders and weird slow cookers
  47. [06:02:49] toemanjon11: tim re runs of the Simpsons are on change the channel
  48. [06:03:13] bananaburger: they should show that one with mr t
  49. [06:03:22] bananaburger: and the crisp crunchy crust
  50. [06:03:35] followthetraincj: some network runs the outer limits around now
  51. [06:03:37] rickeon: peach's nice shot doesn't even crackle
  52. [06:03:40] followthetraincj: which is always good
  53. [06:03:50] kevin1760: At this hour I could watch some Food Use videos timClip
  54. [06:04:18] tw4tjockey: I can't think of two women I'd want to play DnD with
  55. [06:04:20] shimmerfairy: Too powerful anyway
  56. [06:04:33] tw4tjockey: And I imagine it involves all the mawkish jockeying for position that kind of thing usually entails
  57. [06:04:34] followthetraincj: nice par
  58. [06:04:36] koolman9921: Tim change the channel to Paid Programming or the Stars Spangled Banner
  59. [06:04:41] tw4tjockey: Unless you're the 3rd wheel among two couples
  60. [06:05:01] tifakitteh: Hiya~ is the top left water a picture of our souls drowning in despair?
  61. [06:05:07] followthetraincj: wario you cheating fuck
  62. [06:05:24] koolman9921: Wario's juicing
  63. [06:05:27] rickeon: is there any way in which peach isn't worse than all the other characters
  64. [06:05:46] toemanjon11: Tim toonami is on, and the new episode of cow boy de bop is bout to start change the channel
  65. [06:05:48] followthetraincj: dude i love peach
  66. [06:05:51] tifakitteh: She's a princess, so she has that going for her, so that's nice
  67. [06:06:06] followthetraincj: she gets to wear a dress which is cool
  68. [06:06:10] rickeon: the two girl characters are just inferior at golf
  69. [06:06:51] followthetraincj: take that wario
  70. [06:07:06] kazekon: I don't believe so
  71. [06:07:09] shimmerfairy: Please switch to Toonami, I don't want to miss the latest episode of Clorox.
  72. [06:07:28] skelex: I swear there is an exact bird sound effect in this game that was also used in don't starve
  73. [06:07:30] kazekon: Though you can switch colors on character select
  74. [06:07:40] feeerc: I keep forgetting there is stream uptime
  75. [06:07:46] koolman9921: Boomerang might be on
  76. [06:08:06] shimmerfairy: Boomerang is its own channel, it's always on.
  77. [06:08:08] followthetraincj: wario ffs
  78. [06:08:30] toemanjon11: didn't they tur boomerang into a paid app
  79. [06:08:33] toemanjon11: turn*
  80. [06:08:39] rickeon: he's cheating with lightning
  81. [06:08:39] followthetraincj: its all that garlic
  82. [06:08:40] koolman9921: I believe so
  83. [06:08:45] shimmerfairy: He using non-regulation golfing equipment! The lightning, man!
  84. [06:08:49] toemanjon11: truly dark times
  85. [06:09:12] followthetraincj: to be fair all they played on boomerang was wacky races
  86. [06:09:13] koolman9921: They don't even air old cartoons anymore on boomerang
  87. [06:09:15] followthetraincj: like all the time
  88. [06:09:31] koolman9921: wacky races was always on in the mornings
  89. [06:09:37] kevin1760: LUL
  90. [06:09:41] boredcyborg: hax
  91. [06:09:55] skelex: i always really like wacky races
  92. [06:09:55] followthetraincj: wario u cheat and u gross
  93. [06:09:56] kevin1760: Doh I missed
  94. [06:10:01] kazekon: He could hold a spare club in that chin
  95. [06:10:08] rickeon: wario is the ultimate golfer
  96. [06:10:17] shimmerfairy: Just checked, boomerang airs old stuff and ancient stuff.
  97. [06:10:20] sungiant_: this is the peak of human performance
  98. [06:10:52] koolman9921: during the day they hardly ever
  99. [06:11:14] followthetraincj: rough
  100. [06:12:00] rintezuka1: timLewd
  101. [06:12:15] bananaburger: why did i get an ad on my computer
  102. [06:12:25] rickeon: I don't think it goes full length from sand
  103. [06:12:33] bananaburger: i dont want some punkass kid telling me i should eat cereal
  104. [06:12:57] koolman9921: How to get pokemon cards from cereal
  105. [06:13:01] followthetraincj: oh sad
  106. [06:13:02] sungiant_: who eats cereal after the age of 16 anyways
  107. [06:13:03] bananaburger: thats exactly what i got
  108. [06:13:11] rickeon: lose to wario really bad, so he pities you the next game
  109. [06:13:20] bananaburger: i eat grown up cereal like plain cheerios
  110. [06:13:24] skelex: cereal is awesome
  111. [06:13:29] cimn: corn flakes mm
  112. [06:13:32] bananaburger: and store brand raisin bran
  113. [06:13:33] sungiant_: i dont eat cereal anymore because milk makes me fart now
  114. [06:13:37] sungiant_: is this what getting old is like
  115. [06:13:40] sungiant_: i dont want to be old
  116. [06:13:42] koolman9921: Havent ate cereal since middle school.
  117. [06:13:52] nanachan09: i just turned 26 and I can kill a box of captain crunch
  118. [06:13:57] koolman9921: Pops is best cereal
  119. [06:13:59] bananaburger: i used to just straight up skip breakfast until i went on meds
  120. [06:14:06] rickeon: does rain lower your golf length
  121. [06:14:08] skelex: oh yeah, milk destroys my digestive tract...but i won't let that stop me
  122. [06:14:17] diggleshut: god
  123. [06:14:18] diggleshut: what a terrible movie
  124. [06:14:20] sungiant_: you can stop it any time but i dont thnk you should do that
  125. [06:14:20] theeyesofsyn92: Hey Tim and Chat
  126. [06:14:21] diggleshut: I quit 30 mins in
  127. [06:14:26] shimmerfairy: But the ride never ends, Tim. timMrBones
  128. [06:14:26] gashapon: Yeah rain affects power
  129. [06:14:28] theeyesofsyn92: how are you guys doing tonight?
  130. [06:14:35] bananaburger: terribly
  131. [06:14:37] sungiant_: there was just one time that milk started to make me fart everywhere
  132. [06:14:41] sungiant_: i dont know when
  133. [06:14:47] sungiant_: i want to go back
  134. [06:14:48] koolman9921: climbing the shit rope
  135. [06:14:49] rickeon: gravity turn
  136. [06:14:53] shimmerfairy: NICE APPROACH
  137. [06:14:58] followthetraincj: i learn more about this chat every night
  138. [06:15:17] sungiant_: if were are depression chat we can be milk farts chat too
  139. [06:15:19] diggleshut: Rex Reed of the New York Observer gave it 0 out of 4 stars, saying the film was "almost as unwatchable as it incomprehensible".[30]
  140. [06:15:20] bananaburger: they make lactose intolerance pills
  141. [06:15:21] sungiant_: we are*
  142. [06:15:27] sungiant_: more pills yes great
  143. [06:15:32] bananaburger: my cousin takes them
  144. [06:15:47] johnkilo3: hi Tim
  145. [06:15:56] skelex: nah, just eat things you're allergic/intolerant to, make your body stronger via exposure
  146. [06:16:03] bananaburger: i dont have a lactose problem so i drink a gallon of milk in like 3 days
  147. [06:16:07] sungiant_: that makese a lot of sense thanks
  148. [06:16:07] shimmerfairy: pfft
  149. [06:16:10] cimn: reee
  150. [06:16:14] domaspiragas: You're throwing the match. Just admit it.
  151. [06:16:19] followthetraincj: milk is just not good in general
  152. [06:16:21] rickeon: boost wario's ego
  153. [06:16:25] followthetraincj: cut that nonsense from your life
  154. [06:16:29] followthetraincj: water forever
  155. [06:16:30] bananaburger: no
  156. [06:16:32] bananaburger: fuck water
  157. [06:16:36] sungiant_: and i cant drink almond milk because almonds make me throw up how am i supposed to live
  158. [06:16:38] bananaburger: mine tastes like chorline
  159. [06:16:43] rickeon: just get wario to blow all of his power shots, then come back
  160. [06:16:46] sungiant_: also check ur bank account tim - wario
  161. [06:16:47] koolman9921: What causes nausea​ after drinking coffee?
  162. [06:16:51] skelex: what, you gonna put water on your fruity pebbles like some kind of monster?
  163. [06:16:51] followthetraincj: get a filter geez
  164. [06:16:51] bananaburger: i cant drink coffee either
  165. [06:16:54] tifakitteh: Is that why there's a water square on the top left
  166. [06:16:58] bananaburger: well i can
  167. [06:17:01] sungiant_: i would live on coffee
  168. [06:17:06] shimmerfairy: That doesn't sound like a water problem, that sounds like a YOU problem.
  169. [06:17:10] bananaburger: but it screws up my stomach something fierce
  170. [06:17:12] kevin1760: I steal the water from work cause my water also tastes like chlorine
  171. [06:17:17] followthetraincj: water is so good
  172. [06:17:20] nanachan09: living off coffee is great
  173. [06:17:22] followthetraincj: its like.... water
  174. [06:17:28] nanachan09: it's just bean water
  175. [06:17:31] sungiant_: maybe i live in a place with nice water because i can drink that stuff so hard
  176. [06:17:39] rickeon: you usually undercompensate
  177. [06:17:40] koolman9921: I used to steal iced tea packs from work
  178. [06:17:41] sungiant_: i hear some places have gross water
  179. [06:17:48] rickeon: might as well try it the other way
  180. [06:17:58] bananaburger: i turn my water into unsweetened tea to make it slightly more tolerable
  181. [06:18:00] nanachan09: yea I have to drink bottled water. My tap water smells like ocean
  182. [06:18:10] bananaburger: bottled water is a scam though
  183. [06:18:12] sungiant_: is it a big city?
  184. [06:18:16] bananaburger: where i live? no
  185. [06:18:16] followthetraincj: thats even more unhealthy lmfao
  186. [06:18:27] followthetraincj: what are you doing to yourself man
  187. [06:18:28] sungiant_: or like an oil field or what
  188. [06:18:35] alextheginger: This scene is magical Tim, love the color filter
  189. [06:18:35] sungiant_: do you live next to a landfill
  190. [06:18:39] sungiant_: do you drink from a pond
  191. [06:18:42] koolman9921: Kodak water turns merky after 2 minutes left out. True facts
  192. [06:18:42] bananaburger: whats more unhealthy? tea?
  193. [06:18:51] followthetraincj: sweet tea
  194. [06:18:55] bananaburger: i dont drink sweet tea
  195. [06:18:59] sungiant_: sweet tea is gross and bad
  196. [06:19:00] followthetraincj: you just
  197. [06:19:01] bananaburger: i said unsweet
  198. [06:19:09] followthetraincj: oh
  199. [06:19:12] skelex: a vanilla soy latte is a form of three bean soup
  200. [06:19:13] followthetraincj: forgive
  201. [06:19:19] followthetraincj: i made a mistake
  202. [06:19:21] bananaburger: i technically kind of live in the south too so people will get on me about that from time to time
  203. [06:19:23] followthetraincj: my b
  204. [06:19:23] anony54: ?
  205. [06:19:24] sungiant_: ban cj
  206. [06:19:25] bananaburger: i think sweet tea is gross
  207. [06:19:26] sungiant_: ban him
  208. [06:19:29] followthetraincj: regular tea is bueno
  209. [06:19:31] sungiant_: sickening
  210. [06:19:37] followthetraincj: no dont ban me D:
  211. [06:19:42] sungiant_: never be wrong again
  212. [06:19:48] followthetraincj: pls i admitted i was wrong noooo
  213. [06:19:48] alexis603: All hot leaf water is gross
  214. [06:19:52] bananaburger: no tim
  215. [06:19:55] koolman9921: Unsweet Tea>everyother tea
  216. [06:20:01] sungiant_: no one asked you tim you dont even drink things
  217. [06:20:04] arhowe: i only drink tap tea
  218. [06:20:04] bananaburger: i wont be turned gay by the chlorine
  219. [06:20:05] shimmerfairy: let's all get together around pEPsi.
  220. [06:20:07] followthetraincj: unsweet tea is good
  221. [06:20:10] nanachan09: my drinks consist of water and coffee. that's all i drink all day every day QQ
  222. [06:20:12] cimn: i want milk tea now
  223. [06:20:13] tw4tjockey: Now watch my shitshow 1:46TW4Tjockey: Holy shit this is literally the worst thing ever and I love it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d28usWdvmSg
  224. [06:20:16] bananaburger: and other impurities
  225. [06:20:17] followthetraincj: i drink that and water lol
  226. [06:20:31] bananaburger: my refrigerator has a filter but i dont think it does a good enough job
  227. [06:20:43] bananaburger: i probably need a whole reverse osmosis system or some shit
  228. [06:20:44] followthetraincj: more water timPlus timPlus timPlus
  229. [06:20:59] bananaburger: not worth it
  230. [06:21:06] followthetraincj: yeah my fridge has a filter built in
  231. [06:21:07] koolman9921: gross
  232. [06:21:11] kevin1760: My work contracts a company that has these fancy water machines in our office. That water is delicious, my home tap water tastes bad
  233. [06:21:14] followthetraincj: it does great but you have to replace the filter
  234. [06:21:14] skygtr350: Nice approach
  235. [06:21:14] bananaburger: no
  236. [06:21:20] followthetraincj: so maybe yours needs replacing?
  237. [06:21:23] gashapon: No
  238. [06:21:24] arhowe: only if it is combed honey
  239. [06:21:26] bananaburger: honey makes my throat burn if i dont drink something with it
  240. [06:21:41] nanachan09: honey is gross
  241. [06:21:50] bananaburger: i thought you already got it out
  242. [06:21:52] koolman9921: Uh
  243. [06:21:53] kevin1760: oh
  244. [06:21:54] bananaburger: its not bad
  245. [06:21:57] domaspiragas: Was it a little bear shaped bottle?
  246. [06:21:58] followthetraincj: honey is nice when sick
  247. [06:22:03] gashapon: lol I think that was me
  248. [06:22:04] followthetraincj: its good for the throat
  249. [06:22:07] bananaburger: i just put it on a spoon sometimes
  250. [06:22:22] koolman9921: says the guy who eats packaging peanuts
  251. [06:22:26] pete5506: Honey can be good in coffee/tea
  252. [06:22:37] theeyesofsyn92: oh, honey is great for a ton of things
  253. [06:22:50] sungiant_: i heard it cures cancer
  254. [06:22:53] arhowe: how do you even gulp down honey
  255. [06:22:53] rickeon: what if you have a surprise guest that needs honey
  256. [06:22:56] skelex: use it to make some baklava
  257. [06:22:56] domaspiragas: Peanutbutter and honey sandwiches are pretty good.
  258. [06:22:58] koolman9921: Elevator honey
  259. [06:23:10] bananaburger: @followthetraincj also i just got a filter like 2 months ago
  260. [06:23:22] followthetraincj: oh :( well idk man
  261. [06:23:23] gashapon: Honey goes great with Greek yogurt
  262. [06:23:25] bananaburger: a new one after the county put a shitload of chlorine in the water like they do every so often
  263. [06:23:31] followthetraincj: water is so good and im sorry you cant seem to enjoy it
  264. [06:23:35] bananaburger: i guess to clean it or something
  265. [06:23:38] tai367307: Did that restaurant from yesterday ever come after you?
  266. [06:23:53] bananaburger: i mean ive had decent water at restaurants
  267. [06:24:17] bananaburger: best water i've probably had was on a cruise ship because they filter that stuff like crazy
  268. [06:24:21] theeyesofsyn92: Honey coats the throat really well, honestly, if it's just you using it, so whatever you want with it
  269. [06:24:28] sungiant_: maybe because i live in a naturey place but ive literally never thought water tasted weird
  270. [06:24:31] theeyesofsyn92: drink it from the bottle, no one is there to care
  271. [06:24:43] diggleshut: lol "what men really think of women" tv show
  272. [06:24:44] followthetraincj: maybe a britta jug would help you out idk
  273. [06:24:55] diggleshut: does anyone even ask that question anymore in 2017
  274. [06:24:59] koolman9921: I recently rewatched LasagnaCats Miami Vice video, Have you tried to recreate the VHS filter they used for that video?
  275. [06:25:00] arhowe: drinking shrek toothpaste helps clear my throat and teeth
  276. [06:25:05] amadeus484: (
  277. [06:25:07] bananaburger: is that something other people experience though? having your town/county super chlorinate the water twice a year or so
  278. [06:25:19] sungiant_: never heard of my city doing that
  279. [06:25:20] followthetraincj: yeah @sungiant_ ive lived in 5 states and never had ‘bad’ water either im confused
  280. [06:25:20] skelex: britta jugs are nice, the water where I live is a little off tasting and my britta jug makes it delicious and very cold in teh fridge
  281. [06:25:30] zomgqwert: Nice TV
  282. [06:25:34] shimmerfairy: well water was nice when I had it :(
  283. [06:25:47] rickeon: if the hole was two feet bigger you'd be unstoppable
  284. [06:25:47] followthetraincj: wisconsin we had well water
  285. [06:25:48] theeyesofsyn92: wait, I'm a little confused, why the drinking honey from the container occuring?
  286. [06:25:51] followthetraincj: good stuff
  287. [06:25:56] diggleshut: god these guys
  288. [06:25:57] theeyesofsyn92: occurring?* even
  289. [06:25:59] cimn: my well water is stinky feelsbad
  290. [06:26:00] diggleshut: this era
  291. [06:26:04] theeyesofsyn92: I missed the start of this topic
  292. [06:26:04] diggleshut: humanity
  293. [06:26:05] shimmerfairy: DORMIE
  294. [06:26:08] bananaburger: yeah my well water smells like eggs
  295. [06:26:12] sungiant_: my water is pure and nois
  296. [06:26:17] bananaburger: its only used for watering the lawn
  297. [06:26:18] rickeon: you need a hole in one or you lose here
  298. [06:26:21] tifakitteh: Stop putting eggs inyour well
  299. [06:26:23] nanachan09: i had well water in connecticut. it was pretty good
  300. [06:26:23] amadeus484: My grandmother's place had delicious well water.
  301. [06:26:23] koolman9921: Tim had bay leafs in his throat
  302. [06:26:27] sungiant_: i could go get free glacier water in a 20 min drive
  303. [06:26:30] cimn: but i've never drank water straight from the tap anyway
  304. [06:26:36] theeyesofsyn92: The water here is okay, it's drinkable
  305. [06:26:38] sungiant_: literal glacier water from a stream
  306. [06:26:40] shimmerfairy: one bay leaf, and it was actually zero because IT NEVER EXISTED
  307. [06:27:02] amadeus484: I hope you are doing okay, Tim...
  308. [06:27:06] diggleshut: god these cuts to the faces of women responding
  309. [06:27:11] diggleshut: this is really really bad
  310. [06:27:17] theeyesofsyn92: The water from my roommate's parent's place is amazing.
  311. [06:27:23] rickeon: he's getting murdered by wario
  312. [06:27:25] diggleshut: tw4tjockey, where are you finding this why are you watching this
  313. [06:27:26] sungiant_: isnt long term depression fun
  314. [06:27:29] amadeus484: Ahh. All right. I am doing pretty crap.
  315. [06:27:43] sungiant_: it doesnt really get much worse but it never gets better
  316. [06:28:00] tw4tjockey: Youtube gave it to me
  317. [06:28:13] theeyesofsyn92: I had rather nice tacos today, so I'm in a shockingly decent mood
  318. [06:28:23] tw4tjockey: It's like 2017, but in 1992
  319. [06:28:26] tw4tjockey: Mindblowing
  320. [06:28:29] sungiant_: good tacos are hard to find
  321. [06:28:32] followthetraincj: i grilled a chicken breast today so theres that
  322. [06:28:34] sungiant_: theres no cheap ones here
  323. [06:28:38] followthetraincj: i ate some of it
  324. [06:28:50] shimmerfairy: I'm pretty sure you can't win now anyway, just tie at best. (Which would lead to sudden death I think?)
  325. [06:28:53] sungiant_: i want to go to california and buy tacos
  326. [06:29:06] sungiant_: cheap greasy tacos
  327. [06:29:07] diggleshut: this is terrible I can't watch this
  328. [06:29:08] nanachan09: there's an amazing taco place near me called tacolicious
  329. [06:29:10] theeyesofsyn92: My roommate made the tacos, they did a good job
  330. [06:29:14] nanachan09: but they're expensive
  331. [06:29:16] koolman9921: Put Master Tim
  332. [06:29:16] followthetraincj: i had better tacos in wisconsin than i do here in arizona
  333. [06:29:20] rickeon: wario is totally throwing
  334. [06:29:23] diggleshut: it's a waste of a life
  335. [06:29:24] followthetraincj: it confuses the shit out of me
  336. [06:29:28] diggleshut: to worry about that shit
  337. [06:29:28] boredcyborg: timPlus
  338. [06:29:31] theeyesofsyn92: I do miss California for the street food and authentic Mexican fare
  339. [06:29:34] amadeus484: It would be pretty funny if Tim opened a taco place called TacotoneTim
  340. [06:29:41] kevin1760: I only eat tacos of the Bell variety timClip tbCrunchy
  341. [06:29:47] sungiant_: ive had better thai food in alaska than anywhere else
  342. [06:29:49] kevin1760: TBCrunchy
  343. [06:30:00] sungiant_: worio
  344. [06:30:03] rosaagustina: Wario is great
  345. [06:30:04] theeyesofsyn92: Also the gorgeous but often frustratingly straight curvy hispanic women
  346. [06:30:11] raynor_ex: should be wah-ri-oh
  347. [06:30:11] tw4tjockey: Who cares about what they're saying
  348. [06:30:13] diggleshut: actually he's polish so it's pronounced zyrika
  349. [06:30:15] followthetraincj: wah rio
  350. [06:30:19] skygtr350: Nice shot timPlus
  351. [06:30:20] tw4tjockey: Luxuriate in all the shitshows playing out within
  352. [06:30:21] shimmerfairy: mahrio/wahrio for me
  353. [06:30:22] arof: I'm in Texas on business and most Mexican places are cheap and mediocre at best
  354. [06:30:23] tw4tjockey: The hair
  355. [06:30:25] tw4tjockey: The fashion
  356. [06:30:26] tw4tjockey: The men
  357. [06:30:31] tw4tjockey: The 90s
  358. [06:30:34] followthetraincj: curvy hispanic ladies timPlus timPlus timPlus
  359. [06:30:35] koolman9921: Wah e o, War io ,
  360. [06:30:47] cimn: go for it, tim
  361. [06:30:48] diggleshut: EASE IT IN
  362. [06:30:49] amadeus484: I am going to say.... No.
  363. [06:30:52] nanachan09: PUTT IT TIM
  364. [06:30:55] tifakitteh: WILL IT PUTT
  365. [06:30:55] koolman9921: no balls
  366. [06:30:57] sishen1542: fuck yeah
  367. [06:30:57] sungiant_: 0 chance
  368. [06:30:58] bananaburger: probably not
  369. [06:30:58] shimmerfairy: You *could*.
  370. [06:31:01] diggleshut: nah
  371. [06:31:02] rickeon: wario could putt that
  372. [06:31:05] diggleshut: that's just as boring to me
  373. [06:31:06] boredcyborg: do it Tim
  374. [06:31:10] theeyesofsyn92: We have a Chinese food restaurant called King Wah in town. I doubt adding an "io" to the end would be difficult
  375. [06:31:10] bananaburger: well wario is a bot so
  376. [06:31:11] sungiant_: wario would have
  377. [06:31:20] theeyesofsyn92: their pork fried rice is nice
  378. [06:31:22] diggleshut: their wrongness doesn't appeal to me
  379. [06:31:24] bananaburger: ai's arent fair
  380. [06:31:31] amadeus484: There is a Vietnamese place near me called Pho King.
  381. [06:31:35] bananaburger: they know all of the math and have to be intentionally bad
  382. [06:31:46] koolman9921: PuttToneTim
  383. [06:31:50] skygtr350: timMinus
  384. [06:31:52] bananaburger: you cant beat vietnamese food
  385. [06:31:53] diggleshut: but
  386. [06:32:02] diggleshut: yeah culturally it's cool
  387. [06:32:12] amadeus484: Indeed... I am supposed to be in Vietnam right now... But NOOOO...
  388. [06:32:12] diggleshut: the 2nd half of what you said I agree with
  389. [06:32:25] bananaburger: whys that
  390. [06:32:29] arhowe: does this game have rubber banding for AI or somethinig
  391. [06:32:35] rickeon: you gotta embrace the sonny
  392. [06:32:41] koolman9921: Upset by Wario
  393. [06:32:41] rickeon: you can't beat wario in a fair fight
  394. [06:32:42] sungiant_: hey i wanna go to vietname but id also like to keep my water inside my bnody
  395. [06:32:45] rosaagustina: Isn't a sunny day
  396. [06:33:08] amadeus484: My employer claimed that I was supposed to go there on passport, and once I get in with the job, then I go get the visa.
  397. [06:33:17] amadeus484: Turns out, I cannot get into Vietnam WITHOUT a visa.
  398. [06:33:25] bananaburger: oh wow
  399. [06:33:27] bananaburger: that sucks
  400. [06:33:29] tifakitteh: That seems uh.. kinda expected?
  401. [06:33:33] koolman9921: Maybe Wario is doing something you're not
  402. [06:33:36] arhowe: you can't apply for the visa at their airport?
  403. [06:33:41] followthetraincj: your employer is a fuck
  404. [06:33:54] amadeus484: So now I am out $1500, my in-laws are disappointed in me, my parents are disappointed in me, and I feel like utter garbo.
  405. [06:34:08] nanachan09: don't you file for the visa at the airport?
  406. [06:34:12] boredcyborg: timPlus
  407. [06:34:15] sungiant_: that sounds like your employers fault?
  408. [06:34:16] theimpatientturtle: So how did you achieve the old tube TV look?
  409. [06:34:42] amadeus484: No. I had to be there before October, and it would take at least 4 days to get the visa.
  410. [06:34:43] tifakitteh: Wait, so you can't go in to work without a visa, but you could've gone in just for tourism OK with a passport?
  411. [06:34:49] koolman9921: How did you enjoy London Tim?
  412. [06:34:53] kevin1760: Vietnam visa requires you to file while you are still at home, assuming you're from the US
  413. [06:34:58] kevin1760: you can't get from the airport
  414. [06:35:00] nanachan09: ahhh
  415. [06:35:07] amadeus484: Plus, I would need to get new plane tickets, and I just cannot afford that.
  416. [06:35:11] sungiant_: tim stayed inside all day
  417. [06:35:16] sungiant_: and worked
  418. [06:35:36] amadeus484: I am pretty much overdrawn on my credit card, and I have bupkis in my checking... As mentioned, I am garbo.
  419. [06:35:38] rintezuka1: RIP
  420. [06:35:38] sungiant_: oh my
  421. [06:35:58] rosaagustina: Wario doesn't fool around
  422. [06:35:59] koolman9921: NICE SHOT
  423. [06:36:07] sungiant_: have you talked to your employer yet?
  424. [06:36:27] amadeus484: Wario is garbo... And he probably smells like rutabaga.
  425. [06:36:37] amadeus484: I tried to call them, but I am not getting a response.
  426. [06:36:53] tifakitteh: He eats garlic raw for superpowers. So... he probably is kinda stinky
  427. [06:36:54] sungiant_: maybe you could get the money you spent back? idk what kind of place it is
  428. [06:36:58] rickeon: I'm surprised wario hasn't gotten a hole in one
  429. [06:37:03] sungiant_: if this was a work trip
  430. [06:37:04] followthetraincj: @amadeus484 tbh this sounds like a scam did they take money from you
  431. [06:37:07] amadeus484: I have been trying to.
  432. [06:37:13] followthetraincj: cause i think you can issue a chargeback
  433. [06:37:16] kevin1760: It sounds like your employer is garbo, not you
  434. [06:37:18] amadeus484: And no, they did not take any money from me.
  435. [06:37:19] koolman9921: Wario is being easy on Tim
  436. [06:37:25] bananaburger: really
  437. [06:37:30] rosaagustina: He's so good
  438. [06:37:59] sungiant_: yeah idk i bet if you greased the right knobs and filed the right forms you could get the dosh back
  439. [06:38:13] amadeus484: I will definitely make an attempt tomorrow.
  440. [06:38:26] sungiant_: it was a work trip right?
  441. [06:38:29] followthetraincj: good luck :(
  442. [06:38:31] rosaagustina: So why Vietnam?
  443. [06:38:34] sungiant_: your employer said to go to vietnam
  444. [06:38:43] sungiant_: and youre out 1500 because of it?
  445. [06:39:01] rickeon: tim's never been called "GREAT!"
  446. [06:39:05] rickeon: the announcer is biased towards wario
  447. [06:39:15] sungiant_: who isnt
  448. [06:39:24] sungiant_: reality is biased towards wario
  449. [06:39:25] rosaagustina: The announcer is being objective
  450. [06:39:37] amadeus484: I did Vietnam because China is crap, Cambodia is a big fat NO, Laos is not foreigner friendly, and Thailand? Ha ha ha NO.
  451. [06:39:56] amadeus484: And yes. I got a job from an English center.
  452. [06:39:59] tifakitteh: W
  453. [06:40:05] tw4tjockey: Anony54 you still awake?
  454. [06:40:11] sungiant_: i bet you can get the money back then, if they told you you dont need a visa
  455. [06:40:18] anony54: no
  456. [06:40:29] koolman9921: NICE SHOT X5
  457. [06:41:01] tw4tjockey: Good
  458. [06:41:06] tw4tjockey: What did you say your carry pistol was?
  459. [06:41:10] tw4tjockey: And where do you carry it on your person
  460. [06:41:34] anony54: glock 36, 4 o'clock IWb holster
  461. [06:41:36] amadeus484: I tried calling the people the other day, when I was stuck in the airport, and they said the ticket is non-refundable.
  462. [06:41:45] tw4tjockey: Oh it's not concealed?
  463. [06:41:51] rickeon: what does aiming on different parts of the ball even do
  464. [06:42:06] amadeus484: Also, I bet that if the polygon count was higher in this game, Wario would be having his middle fingers up in that pose.
  465. [06:42:07] anony54: IWB = inside waistband
  466. [06:42:31] koolman9921: Wario might feel bad if he holed in one
  467. [06:42:35] mhithrha: hey Tim
  468. [06:42:36] cimn: time to finally take off those weights, tim
  469. [06:43:18] raynor_ex: just be the jecht to his tidus
  470. [06:43:20] koolman9921: I think it's the dress but i could be wrong
  471. [06:43:23] raynor_ex: you can't do it kid
  472. [06:43:26] raynor_ex: i'm the best
  473. [06:43:37] diggleshut: tim is like asshole golf bob ross
  474. [06:43:42] rickeon: oh, power shots are only used up when they're not nice, that's why wario has so many power shots compared to TIm
  475. [06:43:52] koolman9921: Landslide victory by Wario?
  476. [06:43:52] blekacross: hi timMrBones
  477. [06:44:05] followthetraincj: cry cry cry
  478. [06:44:11] followthetraincj: thats all you ever do
  479. [06:44:11] sungiant_: really makes you think
  480. [06:44:16] tw4tjockey: Awkward
  481. [06:44:38] goat_attack: nationalize power shots
  482. [06:44:44] rickeon: ooh, bunker
  483. [06:44:48] tw4tjockey: How much did that end up being?
  484. [06:44:55] rickeon: wait no
  485. [06:44:58] rickeon: ooh into the rough
  486. [06:45:03] koolman9921: have you tried playing golf?
  487. [06:45:03] tifakitteh: We're just comfortable admitting our feelings, followthetraincj
  488. [06:45:12] followthetraincj: lol
  489. [06:45:14] kevin1760: Good luck!
  490. [06:45:18] followthetraincj: i was quoting jecht
  491. [06:45:20] bananaburger: noted
  492. [06:45:30] tifakitteh: Oh, gotcha
  493. [06:45:31] koolman9921: Good Luck you're going to need it
  494. [06:45:40] gashapon: You gotta earn your way out of the bunker
  495. [06:45:41] amadeus484: Pitching Wedge.
  496. [06:45:42] bananaburger: pitching
  497. [06:45:43] th3third: Pitching.
  498. [06:45:43] rickeon: POWER wedge
  499. [06:45:46] nixplicit: Pitching
  500. [06:45:53] bananaburger: timOh
  501. [06:45:58] boredcyborg: timOh
  502. [06:46:04] tifakitteh: Pfarting wedge
  503. [06:46:13] koolman9921: wario feels bad
  504. [06:46:31] followthetraincj: wario doesnt know how to feel bad
  505. [06:46:46] anony54: the glock was a blue label so it was $400ish
  506. [06:46:56] goat_attack: same
  507. [06:47:03] koolman9921: Wario just wants a real opponent
  508. [06:47:03] amadeus484: Wario knows no love. Wario knows no pain. Wario Wishes for the sweet release of death... Wah.
  509. [06:47:14] tifakitteh: Wario wallows his pain in greed
  510. [06:47:29] tw4tjockey: Isn't Blue Label their law enforcement program?
  511. [06:47:34] anony54: yes
  512. [06:48:05] tw4tjockey: That's a lot less than the prices I'm seeing
  513. [06:48:07] bananaburger: oh yeah
  514. [06:48:11] cimn: !!!
  515. [06:48:19] sungiant_: no but i am intrigued
  516. [06:48:23] amadeus484: That should be a slogan for Aliexpress. "Aliexpress: We sell the worst stuff".
  517. [06:48:25] rosaagustina: show it to us Tim
  518. [06:48:27] nanachan09: do it tim!
  519. [06:48:31] tifakitteh: Nooo, you have costumes to get
  520. [06:48:36] bananaburger: dont break into any zoos
  521. [06:48:46] cimn: time to go find it
  522. [06:48:55] anony54: deals, man
  523. [06:49:09] anony54: I can buy one blue label pistol a year
  524. [06:49:19] tw4tjockey: Wait that sells to the general public?
  525. [06:49:22] tw4tjockey: TIL
  526. [06:49:25] zomgqwert: oh
  527. [06:49:25] sungiant_: oh
  528. [06:49:29] sungiant_: thats great
  529. [06:49:29] tw4tjockey: I assumed you meant you bought it from a cop lol
  530. [06:49:29] tifakitteh: hah
  531. [06:49:30] koolman9921: oh
  532. [06:49:36] raynor_ex: ohhh i remember this
  533. [06:49:42] zomgqwert: that penguin is a weeb
  534. [06:49:47] anony54: no, I bought it new from a dealer
  535. [06:49:50] rintezuka1: D: picture on the right
  536. [06:49:53] sungiant_: gunter
  537. [06:50:04] koolman9921: damn fix your firefox
  538. [06:50:05] sungiant_: jeez
  539. [06:50:06] tifakitteh: Good
  540. [06:50:08] cimn: leggy outfits woooo
  541. [06:50:10] boredcyborg: nice
  542. [06:50:17] sorayarlarwin: Apparently the penguin likes the anime penguin girl so much he's been forgetting to eat
  543. [06:50:24] tw4tjockey: $630 from Bass Pro Shops, $550 from someone on Gun Broker right now lol
  544. [06:50:27] anony54: I get a coupon every year that I can use to buy one discounted
  545. [06:50:32] koolman9921: all my life i wanted to be a penguin
  546. [06:50:34] bananaburger: "You'll never know the touch of a penguin" WELL GUESS WHAT
  547. [06:50:39] gashapon: Now you just need to wear that at the zoo
  548. [06:50:42] superironbob: was it one query that got you there? or was it a series?
  549. [06:50:43] bananaburger: you're right
  550. [06:50:56] anony54: it's 6+1 capacity, so keep that in mind
  551. [06:50:57] nixplicit: @SorayArLarwin You just described every weeb out there with that sentence.
  552. [06:51:03] koolman9921: wah too bad
  553. [06:51:27] tw4tjockey: Wait I'm confused
  554. [06:51:28] tw4tjockey: https://us.glock.com/bluelabel
  555. [06:51:34] tw4tjockey: Are you one of the listed approved people?
  556. [06:51:46] rickeon: just use the cheat to unlock everything and beat wario with wario
  557. [06:51:49] anony54: yes
  558. [06:52:01] superironbob: I guess I'm asking what path you took to find that on ali
  559. [06:52:27] monotonetim: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Kemono-Friend-Penguin-Custom-Size-Uniforms-Cosplay-Costume-Free-Shipping/32809627106.html
  560. [06:52:31] bananaburger: not that bad
  561. [06:52:44] bananaburger: oh i guess the first one didnt go through
  562. [06:52:53] koolman9921: You were probably searching for penguin girl
  563. [06:53:16] cimn: o, i love the little safety pin for the tail
  564. [06:53:20] followthetraincj: thats cute
  565. [06:53:20] theeyesofsyn92: that is really cute
  566. [06:53:26] rosaagustina: Mario Golf is pretty hard
  567. [06:53:28] koolman9921: Is this the n64 one or gamecube?
  568. [06:53:28] tiredtwins: golfing isn't your thing
  569. [06:53:29] superironbob: haha no worries :D just fun seeing how different things connect
  570. [06:54:07] anony54: I did some sport shooting with a friend so I have a GSSF membership
  571. [06:54:21] rickeon: getting a lightning power shot in the rain should kill your character
  572. [06:55:09] rickeon: none of the bad characters get special effects
  573. [06:55:09] koolman9921: Sick hit bro
  574. [06:55:15] bananaburger: now thats an angle
  575. [06:55:20] shimmerfairy: Because wario cheats
  576. [06:55:23] demonsquirrel36: whats that one 3d "weeb golf" game as Robbaz callls it? Tim should play that
  577. [06:55:24] tw4tjockey: Oh nice
  578. [06:56:06] abortion_shark: hole in one on the fifth shot
  579. [06:56:08] cimn: you had me fooled for a second lol
  580. [06:56:20] anony54: I've had like 3 coupons at one point but I only ever used one of them
  581. [06:56:25] koolman9921: The newest golf game on ps4?
  582. [06:56:51] abortion_shark: nice approach
  583. [06:56:55] sjctheos: oh.
  584. [06:57:02] rosaagustina: Sonny doesn't have these issues
  585. [06:57:07] zomgqwert: god, some of the stuff on AliExpress is great https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Fashion-Space-Galaxy-men-brand-t-shirt-funny-print-super-power-cat-Jetting-water-3D/32562527065.html
  586. [06:57:12] raynor_ex: are we going on an adventure?
  587. [06:57:21] rickeon: wasn't even a nice shot
  588. [06:57:26] koolman9921: But you were so close in winning
  589. [06:57:46] shimmerfairy: duff, not stuff
  590. [06:58:07] abortion_shark: no shirt will beat the Steve Buscemi face shirt on Amazon
  591. [06:58:13] zomgqwert: they put up new vaporwave shirts of the same style, but they aren't as good
  592. [06:58:13] anony54: and no, I can't give you the coupon
  593. [06:58:19] skygtr350: LuL
  594. [06:58:20] rickeon: find a black market tshirt printer
  595. [06:58:23] koolman9921: Print it yourself
  596. [06:58:44] tw4tjockey: I wasn't going to ask lol
  597. [06:58:46] koolman9921: cant be that expensive
  598. [06:58:50] superironbob: aliexpress makes me sad because I barely exist in US sizes, let alone china sizes
  599. [06:59:00] theaxel11: do you have like a good picture of it? i own a heatpress/screenprinter myself
  600. [06:59:04] gashapon: Can you message the seller to sell it again?
  601. [06:59:05] shuddertrix: visit the darknet just for a t-shirt
  602. [06:59:09] zomgqwert: he had a highres pic
  603. [06:59:15] anony54: it has my name on it
  604. [06:59:25] skygtr350: https://www.amazon.com/Wallmonkeys-Inhaler-Wall-Decals-WM335116/dp/B0150BAR5Q/
  605. [06:59:31] abortion_shark: why do you own a screenprinter and heat press
  606. [06:59:31] koolman9921: hate ordering mediums shirts and all the sizes are different lengths
  607. [06:59:31] zomgqwert: like used a vectorizer
  608. [06:59:41] tw4tjockey: Obviously you'd buy it and then sell it to me Keepo
  609. [07:00:05] nanachan09: i need that decal
  610. [07:00:16] theaxel11: yea really
  611. [07:00:32] sigglory: I got a waistcoat on Amazon medium men's.. I swear it was men's waistcoat medium that could only fit a kid from china
  612. [07:00:33] theaxel11: ya screenprint wont work with that but a simple heatpresser will work
  613. [07:00:33] anony54: that would be a straw purchase but shipping and transfer fees
  614. [07:00:34] cimn: did you get all your costumes from ali, tim?
  615. [07:00:36] weallwerenoobs83: oh boy
  616. [07:00:46] weallwerenoobs83: a 3am tim stream
  617. [07:00:48] anony54: and the check when you pick it up
  618. [07:00:59] koolman9921: ordered a medium and the shirt went to my knees...
  619. [07:01:00] sigglory: Got 2 last week.. never knew it come from china
  620. [07:01:18] cimn: ye, you really need to check measurements for online shopping. tedious sometimes, but it helps
  621. [07:01:23] sungiant_: tim if food used streamed on twitch would you sub
  622. [07:01:27] sungiant_: fooduse
  623. [07:01:32] tw4tjockey: I mean, the names would be on the paperwork and I'm allowed to own a gun lol
  624. [07:01:42] tw4tjockey: By that I don't think it's a straw purchase
  625. [07:01:50] tw4tjockey: Oh hey Tim's perusing his crossdressing gallery yay
  626. [07:01:50] cimn: i'll have to check amazon more then o/ ty tim
  627. [07:01:52] bananaburger: i forgot about the dress picture
  628. [07:01:55] koolman9921: yeah I need to do that next time. Apparently there's no regulations on shirt sizes
  629. [07:01:55] rosaagustina: This is expensive https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Halloween-New-Guilty-Gear-Xrd-SIGN-elphelt-Cosplay-Costume-Party-Dress-Adult-High-Quality-Deluxe-High/2943137_32816170358.html
  630. [07:01:57] nixplicit: Hows the quality of most of them?
  631. [07:02:00] bananaburger: that one might actually be my favorite
  632. [07:02:00] abortion_shark: Steven Weber
  633. [07:02:29] followthetraincj: i liked the bride one a lot
  634. [07:02:29] johnkilo3: in otherwords Amazon got flooded with a bunch of Chinese junk
  635. [07:02:54] cimn: it's not lame ;o;
  636. [07:02:55] zomgqwert: post it
  637. [07:03:00] koolman9921: flamin hot Cheetos the best Cheetos DarkMode
  638. [07:03:12] theaxel11: that should be big enough(?) i would have too see what it looks like in the program
  639. [07:03:14] bananaburger: lines?
  640. [07:03:25] anony54: why are they so expensive up there
  641. [07:03:33] gashapon: You can put the image through waifu2x
  642. [07:04:07] tw4tjockey: I mean I've only checked Bass Pro and Gun Broker
  643. [07:04:38] theaxel11: shirts are cheep tim. the most expensive part would prob be shipping lol
  644. [07:04:51] monotonetim: https://i.imgur.com/kSAZqRm.png
  645. [07:04:52] rosaagustina: Hello is this the secret t-shirt channel?
  646. [07:05:10] johnkilo3: haha
  647. [07:05:18] abortion_shark: take a picture of the shirt, print that on a shirt. id buy that
  648. [07:05:20] tw4tjockey: The straw purchase thing is tighter than I expected, but you could just sell me the used one and it'd be copacetic
  649. [07:05:20] johnkilo3: it's a secret vaporwave channel
  650. [07:05:25] fajosu: oh god
  651. [07:05:31] tw4tjockey: It'll almost certainly never happen either way though, but it's fine
  652. [07:05:32] theaxel11: ill see what i can do with it
  653. [07:05:34] redicebergz: such a quality shirt
  654. [07:05:55] anony54: you would have to go through a background check either way to take it
  655. [07:06:00] abortion_shark: it is a major thing don't listen to tim
  656. [07:06:04] anony54: ole atf form 4473
  657. [07:06:05] theaxel11: what size shirt are you in case it is possible
  658. [07:06:06] skygtr350: everywhere
  659. [07:06:07] robbyfox: everywhere
  660. [07:06:09] weallwerenoobs83: the lab
  661. [07:06:13] rosaagustina: in your home
  662. [07:06:17] johnkilo3: this is the shirt equivalent of the tea you created
  663. [07:06:30] aunty_ino: timOh
  664. [07:06:33] koolman9921: Wear it for a Job Interview Tim
  665. [07:06:33] followthetraincj: haha
  666. [07:06:40] followthetraincj: wear it to bed
  667. [07:06:40] tw4tjockey: Yeah I don't really understand the logic
  668. [07:06:42] sorayarlarwin: I'M SORRY FOR BEING BAD WITH SIZING
  669. [07:06:45] koolman9921: hired on the spot
  670. [07:06:45] tw4tjockey: Everything looks above board to me
  671. [07:06:46] followthetraincj: bug shirts are great pajamas
  672. [07:07:00] sorayarlarwin: Yes it was me
  673. [07:07:06] tw4tjockey: Glock gets a sale, the spirit of the law is intact, idk
  674. [07:07:07] abortion_shark: soray btfo
  675. [07:07:12] sorayarlarwin: I know, I'm kidding
  676. [07:07:13] rosaagustina: Would be a great shirt for sleeping
  677. [07:07:15] zomgqwert: wow, aliexpress even has nahtzee legos
  678. [07:07:32] tw4tjockey: Re: straw purchases
  679. [07:07:44] anony54: buying a firearm for someone else violates one of the terms on the 4473
  680. [07:07:46] johnkilo3: if you think it, it's on aliexpress, like rule 34 but with junk
  681. [07:07:46] koolman9921: never wash it
  682. [07:07:50] anony54: also, it says this
  683. [07:07:54] followthetraincj: just dont sweat or shed skin
  684. [07:08:06] aunty_ino: i see. it's another stream where tim beats women
  685. [07:08:08] legalizegaypotatoes: We don't have diet Snapple in Sweden FeelsBadMan
  686. [07:08:12] nanachan09: just steam clean it
  687. [07:08:20] zomgqwert: I just like going through http://chinkshit.xyz/random/ a lot. so many little things
  688. [07:08:26] anony54: marijuana disqualifies you from buying
  689. [07:08:32] koolman9921: Why would you drink diet?
  690. [07:08:38] abortion_shark: bad word didn't click
  691. [07:08:41] aunty_ino: oh. well now i'm sad
  692. [07:08:48] aunty_ino: dont let the bad men beat you tim
  693. [07:08:50] followthetraincj: https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32797737040.html?spm=a2g0n.search-cache.0.0.3a166fe88QWx6r ali how is this sailor moon???
  694. [07:09:21] tw4tjockey: Yeah I know, I checked
  695. [07:09:22] skygtr350: how isn't it
  696. [07:09:24] cimn: ^)
  697. [07:09:25] sorayarlarwin: Because Sailor Moon has cats
  698. [07:09:27] sorayarlarwin: Obviously
  699. [07:09:29] tw4tjockey: Anony54 pls I haven't touched the devil's lettuce for years
  700. [07:09:33] tw4tjockey: I'm no Diggleshut
  701. [07:09:41] willster132: heyas tim
  702. [07:10:07] followthetraincj: oh actually human lunas outfit is cute af
  703. [07:10:12] willster132: im a little better than normal. how yourself
  704. [07:10:32] legalizegaypotatoes: This is the tv they found together with the mosquito in Jurassic park right?
  705. [07:10:41] rintezuka1: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Oreimo-Gokou-Ruri-Kuroneko-Cosplay-Costome/1729949039.html
  706. [07:10:55] followthetraincj: i like that the girls had to wear more underwear under the underwear
  707. [07:11:28] cimn: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Anime-ONE-PUNCH-MAN-Saitama-Cosplay-Shaven-Head-Cap-Hat-Cosplay-Tricky-Prop-Mask/32767061127.html i wanted to get this for chilly ny winters
  708. [07:11:37] willster132: why is the wind in meters but the other distances in feet
  709. [07:11:47] anony54: just go to a store and handle them, its fun
  710. [07:12:04] willster132: wah
  711. [07:12:09] tw4tjockey: I'm semi-terrified of guns lol
  712. [07:12:13] tw4tjockey: I've shot them before, obv
  713. [07:12:24] johnkilo3: LuL
  714. [07:12:24] tw4tjockey: But I have an irrational fear of accidental discharge
  715. [07:12:34] followthetraincj: nice
  716. [07:13:13] cimn: 5 bags at most per customer feelsbad
  717. [07:13:26] kansokusha10: I just picture someone robbing a bank in that
  718. [07:13:44] willster132: wah
  719. [07:14:07] willster132: on the gween bone
  720. [07:14:19] willster132: WAH
  721. [07:14:21] koolman9921: Oh
  722. [07:14:22] rosaagustina: HE IS SO GOOD
  723. [07:14:22] zomgqwert: oh god the saiyan wig https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-Anime-DRAGONBALL-Z-Cosplay-Costume-Wig-Goku-Saiyan-Wig-Hair-Gold-Party-Halloween-Cosplay-Prop/32611333953.html
  724. [07:14:23] cimn: go away, wario
  725. [07:14:34] koolman9921: Hack Fraud Wario
  726. [07:14:40] anony54: it's not accidental, it's a negligent discharge
  727. [07:14:52] churchyassasin: Mario steals another hole
  728. [07:15:00] sombosteel: He seems to be a lot better than you, Tim
  729. [07:15:00] miracleflare: made of bananas
  730. [07:15:11] rileyjo7: Anyone know if that golf game coming out today on switch is supposed to be good
  731. [07:15:15] followthetraincj: https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32666175848.html?spm=a2g0n.search-cache.0.0.49e6e388H2GqI4
  732. [07:15:16] nixplicit: The foam ones arent bad
  733. [07:15:30] willster132: WAH
  734. [07:15:33] superironbob: the unflattering light in the last shot of the dbz wig...
  735. [07:15:40] tw4tjockey: I don't mean poor trigger discipline
  736. [07:15:43] followthetraincj: i have no idea
  737. [07:15:45] tw4tjockey: I mean stuff like drops
  738. [07:15:54] tw4tjockey: Even though I know for a lot of stuff it's unlikely
  739. [07:15:55] rosaagustina: It makes you good at golf, that's why
  740. [07:16:03] followthetraincj: wah
  741. [07:16:18] johnkilo3: it has the W in the other pictures
  742. [07:16:26] willster132: tim no
  743. [07:16:28] willster132: you are in the rough
  744. [07:16:32] willster132: the putt will not work
  745. [07:16:53] nanachan09: PUTTTONE TIM
  746. [07:17:13] anony54: man, filling out the 4473 is like child's play compared to filling out a form 4
  747. [07:17:14] miracleflare: i love nice birds
  748. [07:17:23] tw4tjockey: No idea what the 4 is
  749. [07:17:29] sorayarlarwin: The wait is seriously terrible
  750. [07:17:46] nixplicit: I barely use Amazon anymore FeelsBadMan
  751. [07:17:48] fizzow: what ya gotta do is buy extra then flip it on ebay for a profit to keep your habit going
  752. [07:17:48] tw4tjockey: One thing I do know though
  753. [07:17:50] tw4tjockey: Fuck paperwork
  754. [07:17:58] followthetraincj: https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32663829629.html?spm=a2g0n.search-cache.0.0.6c0ddcecZ1Fq3h get some madoka in your life
  755. [07:18:12] tw4tjockey: On that note, I'm going to bed
  756. [07:18:17] tw4tjockey: Good luck with the pay raise
  757. [07:18:34] fizzow: there's a market for everything
  758. [07:18:38] nixplicit: LMFAO
  759. [07:18:48] tifakitteh: A MONKEY!
  760. [07:18:54] willster132: thats pretty cute train
  761. [07:19:01] koolman9921: Oh you can buy anything on AliExpress
  762. [07:19:02] anony54: form 4 is tax paid transfer of NFA firearm
  763. [07:19:14] followthetraincj: yup
  764. [07:19:22] followthetraincj: madoka has some cute af clothes
  765. [07:19:30] sorayarlarwin: ^ Truth
  766. [07:19:33] anony54: has to be filled out in triplicate with passport photos and fingerprints
  767. [07:19:35] willster132: Gender : Women
  768. [07:19:36] willster132: Oh
  769. [07:19:52] tifakitteh: Cute, but I preferred Homura
  770. [07:19:53] koolman9921: nagitonetim https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32705899948.html?spm=a2g0n.search-cache.0.0.6806374bbjs0Bk#autostay
  771. [07:19:56] zomgqwert: there
  772. [07:20:00] followthetraincj: homura is cute too
  773. [07:20:04] cimn: homura is my favorite too ;o;
  774. [07:20:20] miracleflare: now i want a foam komaeda wig
  775. [07:20:25] followthetraincj: i want more of the series after major spoilers in the movies
  776. [07:20:25] zomgqwert: I want to see the Nagito wig
  777. [07:20:27] fizzow: what you do is get one of these then you can open your own rolled fried ice cream and buy all the costumes you want https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-Pan-fryer-Ice-Cream-Roller-Snack-Fried-Ice-Cream-fryer-Machine-rolling-Rolled-Flat-double/32799495739.html
  778. [07:21:55] followthetraincj: like the deep fryer from arrested development
  779. [07:21:56] koolman9921: Beating Wario is the challenge mode
  780. [07:22:14] tifakitteh: ／人◕‿‿◕人＼ How much are you willing to give to be able to beat Wario?
  781. [07:22:19] zomgqwert: there's actually a legit good things on Aliexpress that you can get for cheap
  782. [07:22:25] followthetraincj: no dont do it tim
  783. [07:22:37] cimn: lolol tifa
  784. [07:22:44] shimmerfairy: There is a minigolf mode in this game.
  785. [07:22:45] followthetraincj: wait youll be a magical girl nevermind do it
  786. [07:22:56] unlistedninja: wah
  787. [07:23:02] miracleflare: wa
  788. [07:23:06] rosaagustina: How about you pick a good character, like Plum?
  789. [07:23:17] sorayarlarwin: Tim doesn't watch animes, just dresses as them
  790. [07:23:24] koolman9921: i searched dick and i don't no why i was expecting something different
  791. [07:23:29] followthetraincj: its from series that had the cute outfit i linked
  792. [07:23:33] theeyesofsyn92: I watched InuYasha in junior high with my Grandpa
  793. [07:23:35] rosaagustina: But she is cuter
  794. [07:23:37] followthetraincj: its depressing shit
  795. [07:23:41] rosaagustina: Peach is bland
  796. [07:23:43] willster132: oh man
  797. [07:23:43] theeyesofsyn92: He really enjoyed it for some reason
  798. [07:23:45] willster132: grandpa anime
  799. [07:23:48] unlistedninja: God, I watched inuyasha when I was like 16
  800. [07:23:51] cimn: the twitch marathon for anime was pretty fun actually
  801. [07:23:52] willster132: that had to have been great
  802. [07:23:54] followthetraincj: can you watch it with stream
  803. [07:23:56] koolman9921: How could you watch through all the fillers of Inuyasha
  804. [07:24:16] tifakitteh: I've never watched Inuyasha <_> I was really turned off of most mainstream animu
  805. [07:24:25] afakefern: lets watch together
  806. [07:24:26] followthetraincj: inuyasha was fun
  807. [07:24:36] followthetraincj: its by the woman who made ranma 1/2
  808. [07:24:50] tifakitteh: Ohhh nooo I didn't like Ranma
  809. [07:25:03] koolman9921: Hearing Inuyasha's name yelled every 2 seconds was really annoying
  810. [07:25:09] followthetraincj: no? i guess its harem anime which is kinda meh
  811. [07:25:11] cimn: ooo i've always wanted to collect those
  812. [07:25:13] followthetraincj: but it was fun idk
  813. [07:25:26] theeyesofsyn92: I watched the first season of InuYasha, and some oa Yu Yu Hakusho for a similar reason
  814. [07:25:47] rosaagustina: Ranma is great
  815. [07:25:47] cimn: ye, i think i'd want a good place to safely display them before i go for it (or keep them)
  816. [07:25:51] aifread: A bunch of cells from the same scene or episode in order would be really cool
  817. [07:25:53] koolman9921: Yu Yu Hakusho is actually good compared to Inuyasha
  818. [07:25:53] tifakitteh: The first episodes of Ranma 1/2 were bearable, then it was always the same plot every episode
  819. [07:26:17] followthetraincj: ye sango
  820. [07:26:36] zomgqwert: the only anime related thing I own is a dead Yamcha figurine
  821. [07:26:37] killerkrill: would $50-100 bucks be a better birthday gift?
  822. [07:26:42] theeyesofsyn92: Oh I loved Yu Yu Hakusho, it had a neat late 80s vibe to it
  823. [07:27:00] theeyesofsyn92: I just remember my grandfather watching anime with me as a kid to try and be relatable
  824. [07:27:02] koolman9921: Tim you're Sango from the quiz you took a long time ago...
  825. [07:27:06] theprimerib: All I remember of Inuyasha was the one kid in who did nothing but draw fan art of it in class
  826. [07:27:09] aifread: Tifakitteh that's how most anime targeted at junior high/high school students are
  827. [07:27:17] theeyesofsyn92: What does Soylent taste like?
  828. [07:27:23] followthetraincj: i drew dbz fanart in class
  829. [07:27:26] followthetraincj: the shame is real
  830. [07:27:42] tifakitteh: Did you make your own DBZ OC
  831. [07:28:03] aifread: The milk is my favorite part of Cheerios, so that sound okay to me rgtNice
  832. [07:28:06] followthetraincj: i dont remember but probably yes
  833. [07:28:09] goat_attack: I drank soylent for a while and I went insane craving solid food
  834. [07:28:14] zomgitsbacon: Game is rigged
  835. [07:28:35] rosaagustina: My birthday is coming soon
  836. [07:28:40] 7locrian7: salt is just too good
  837. [07:28:42] sungiant_: birthdays suck
  838. [07:28:49] aifread: The only thing I crave is closeness rgtSad
  839. [07:29:09] 7locrian7: FeelsBadMan same
  840. [07:29:09] thesilentjester: i crave sweet stuff
  841. [07:29:11] willster132: I just want a hug
  842. [07:29:16] makeneighlikehorse: i dont want to go to work tomorrow can i have your permission to stay home
  843. [07:29:18] tifakitteh: The only thing I crave is being a magical girl
  844. [07:29:35] followthetraincj: move the monitor closer
  845. [07:29:42] goat_attack: yeah I craved the hell out of salt on soylent but I started cooking again but without salt and I was fine
  846. [07:29:44] theeyesofsyn92: Someone I work for is apparently sponsored by or affiliated with (?) soylent, or something of that sort, they have some sort of code to get it slightly cheaper off of Amazon, I might give it a go.
  847. [07:29:46] cimn: you lean back, i wanna see this golfing action
  848. [07:29:47] willtjipta: your message wasn't posted due to conflicts with channel moderation settings
  849. [07:29:52] miracleflare: i crave the ability to feel motivation again. and also ice cream
  850. [07:29:54] koolman9921: Oh just realized the tv overlay
  851. [07:29:57] thesilentjester: apparently sugar is more addictive than cocaine
  852. [07:29:58] koolman9921: ...
  853. [07:30:03] bananaburger: motivation sounds nice
  854. [07:30:11] lolpako: Hi
  855. [07:30:16] followthetraincj: whats motivation
  856. [07:30:26] sungiant_: what is it like to be loved
  857. [07:30:28] willtjipta: Food use should drink soylent
  858. [07:30:31] koolman9921: Fighting words
  859. [07:30:45] tifakitteh: Motivation is when you're good at pretending you enjoy doing things
  860. [07:30:47] bananaburger: motivation is when you want to do something other than lay in bed all day
  861. [07:30:48] afakefern: It's a Woody day!
  862. [07:30:56] followthetraincj: oh i dont have that
  863. [07:31:00] followthetraincj: where do i get it
  864. [07:31:12] bananaburger: beats me
  865. [07:31:13] koolman9921: You don't
  866. [07:31:15] tifakitteh: You have to sacrifice a baby animal to Lolth
  867. [07:31:30] followthetraincj: that requires leaving bed
  868. [07:31:32] 7locrian7: motivation doesn't last that long though
  869. [07:31:33] sungiant_: where do i get a baby animal
  870. [07:31:36] miracleflare: you find it in the same section you find security and happiness for the future
  871. [07:31:37] followthetraincj: the system is righed
  872. [07:31:42] followthetraincj: rigged*
  873. [07:31:46] koolman9921: Wario could only use a putter and he'll still beat you Tim
  874. [07:31:50] thesilentjester: @Tifakitteh so youre saying everyone is just pretending?
  875. [07:31:51] tifakitteh: I dunno, there's none in my room, so I gave up on looking for them
  876. [07:32:08] aifread: Is it bad if I said "I'm sorry for your loss" to a friend who just got married?
  877. [07:32:14] tifakitteh: Yes, or are good at convincing themselves
  878. [07:32:14] bananaburger: nah
  879. [07:32:17] willster132: depends
  880. [07:32:19] 7locrian7: depends on the context
  881. [07:32:19] sungiant_: depends
  882. [07:32:20] followthetraincj: yeah
  883. [07:32:26] rosaagustina: motivation is trash, discipline is where is at
  884. [07:32:36] sungiant_: discipline is for squares
  885. [07:32:37] willster132: ^
  886. [07:32:41] tifakitteh: It's better if you just made up the joke, most people who marry think it means something I guess
  887. [07:32:42] willster132: Wait no I like dicipline
  888. [07:32:46] willster132: you sniped my ^
  889. [07:32:47] sungiant_: haha nerd
  890. [07:32:47] cimn: i wish i was a square then
  891. [07:32:57] sungiant_: dorks out
  892. [07:33:01] aifread: I also persistently asked how he convinced her to marry him
  893. [07:33:15] theeyesofsyn92: Forever seems like a very long time to have sex with the same person
  894. [07:33:19] 7locrian7: still lacking context
  895. [07:33:19] theeyesofsyn92: as crass as that sounds
  896. [07:33:40] tifakitteh: Forever? I mean, they'll die within 40 years most likely, that's a lot shorter than forever
  897. [07:33:41] 7locrian7: i'd have to watch a video of it happening
  898. [07:33:46] willster132: ^
  899. [07:33:53] followthetraincj: idk man
  900. [07:33:54] 7locrian7: and slow it down
  901. [07:33:56] thesilentjester: @TheEyesofSyn92 youre into polygamy then?
  902. [07:33:58] sungiant_: post it here first
  903. [07:34:05] followthetraincj: some people like that stuff and some dont
  904. [07:34:07] aifread: He said they're in love and will be together for a really long time. So I was like, "Oh so like 5 years?"
  905. [07:34:16] sungiant_: jeez man
  906. [07:34:21] 7locrian7: ok this is getting worse based on the context
  907. [07:34:25] bananaburger: hahaha
  908. [07:34:26] rosaagustina: You sound very friendly
  909. [07:34:26] 7locrian7: but still i'd have to watch it
  910. [07:34:29] followthetraincj: its important to be open and honest with your partner about your expectatjons with each other
  911. [07:34:33] bananaburger: no its amusing
  912. [07:34:37] sungiant_: i hope you are the shit talking kind of friends lol\
  913. [07:34:40] followthetraincj: thats about all it boils down to
  914. [07:34:51] 7locrian7: did you also kill his mother or something
  915. [07:34:59] theeyesofsyn92: Yes and No, in order to be polyamorous I'd have to have some level of competence when it comes to attracting a sexual partner
  916. [07:35:05] followthetraincj: sorry @aifread but mostly you sound kinda rude
  917. [07:35:08] amadeus484: Remember, Tim... Wario is a cheating cheater who cheats.
  918. [07:35:11] aifread: I think he got the sarcasm
  919. [07:35:23] rosaagustina: Don't be mean to friends
  920. [07:35:29] theeyesofsyn92: mostly I just flirt with girls and they wind up being straight, or flirt with men who wind up being taken
  921. [07:35:33] koolman9921: nice
  922. [07:35:34] 7locrian7: still would need more context, like delivery and what type of person you are
  923. [07:35:35] thesilentjester: I mean if you dont want to commit just dont marry i guess
  924. [07:35:35] cimn: what a birdie tho
  925. [07:35:40] bananaburger: being mean to friends is part of the friendship experience
  926. [07:35:47] willster132: Know how mean you acn be
  927. [07:35:48] koolman9921: 1st round won
  928. [07:36:06] bananaburger: i say that as someone who was whipped as a puppy
  929. [07:36:08] sungiant_: i believe in being mean to friends
  930. [07:36:17] sungiant_: but i dunno about saying your marriage is doomed
  931. [07:36:25] sungiant_: no matter if best bud
  932. [07:36:26] theeyesofsyn92: Tim, you're someone that is difficult to be mean to, you're already mean enough to yourself, you don't leave any good material for anyone else to use.
  933. [07:36:35] amadeus484: That WAS pretty close.
  934. [07:36:37] willster132: I strive to be like that syn
  935. [07:36:44] sungiant_: no one can bully you if you bully yourself
  936. [07:36:46] willster132: ^
  937. [07:36:46] aifread: I can only be so sarcastic in Japan, so I have to unload it all on the few people who will understand it
  938. [07:37:01] tifakitteh: Man iunno, I believe in being honest and forward with friends, but I guess there's a way to do it that doesn't come down as rude
  939. [07:37:08] 7locrian7: wait you're in japan? that's even more missing context
  940. [07:37:10] followthetraincj: yeah
  941. [07:37:14] 7locrian7: just hand us the video replay
  942. [07:37:15] willster132: Also hes 60
  943. [07:37:20] followthetraincj: theres being honest and then theres being a dick
  944. [07:37:22] willster132: this is his 5th marrige
  945. [07:37:28] willster132: and he already has a wife
  946. [07:37:29] sungiant_: i dont know about rude, but even shit talking friends has a limit
  947. [07:37:33] 7locrian7: give me a biography of all 3 of you
  948. [07:37:33] willster132: this is just another on top;
  949. [07:37:45] willster132: Oh oh pic kme
  950. [07:37:45] bananaburger: me
  951. [07:37:49] followthetraincj: i just think we have a lack of context
  952. [07:37:50] 7locrian7: Bananaburger sucks 😡
  953. [07:37:50] koolman9921: oh
  954. [07:37:51] aifread: Nah, he took it well. I think my tone was clear
  955. [07:37:55] shimmerfairy: @MonotoneTim is a jerk
  956. [07:37:57] communismfordummies: roasting tim viewers? nice
  957. [07:37:57] thesilentjester: im good
  958. [07:37:58] sungiant_: fuck that paranoidroid guy
  959. [07:38:04] sungiant_: heard he was a jerk
  960. [07:38:17] bananaburger: @7Locrian7 thanks, i've met my quota today now
  961. [07:38:20] koolman9921: Take off you hoiser
  962. [07:38:26] sungiant_: top 10 pranks gone too far
  963. [07:38:34] aifread: I can't crash his wedding cause he got married without telling me
  964. [07:38:37] bananaburger: wait waht
  965. [07:38:40] willster132: wait what
  966. [07:38:43] followthetraincj: but then like you stay married for twenty years and have a loving relationship
  967. [07:38:46] followthetraincj: thatll get them
  968. [07:38:48] tifakitteh: wait wath
  969. [07:38:56] aifread: He's like a work buddy though. We're not super close
  970. [07:38:58] sungiant_: you say no homo as you slide the ring onto his finger
  971. [07:39:00] willster132: oh ok
  972. [07:39:01] communismfordummies: it's all about the long con
  973. [07:39:02] miracleflare: just play out the entire ctrl-alt-del wedding arc
  974. [07:39:03] juniperbelmont: Dang, Tim, your TV needs degaussing.
  975. [07:39:08] koolman9921: bunker
  976. [07:39:16] sungiant_: just as a bro though, as you say your I Do's
  977. [07:39:18] bananaburger: w o w
  978. [07:39:24] cimn: LOL this game
  979. [07:39:26] followthetraincj: that monkey tho
  980. [07:39:33] koolman9921: Just a bit too hard
  981. [07:39:54] tifakitteh: I assume it's not possible to savescum in this
  982. [07:40:06] bananaburger: its an emulator so there probably is
  983. [07:40:07] theeyesofsyn92: No, you can't savescum a marriage
  984. [07:40:11] theeyesofsyn92: Oh..the game
  985. [07:40:13] willster132: lol
  986. [07:40:25] koolman9921: only takes like 1 second
  987. [07:40:25] rosaagustina: Tim's training for the nationals
  988. [07:40:39] willster132: I dunno if I wanna drink a soda like a slob or water like a health
  989. [07:40:51] koolman9921: go for a soda
  990. [07:40:55] bananaburger: oh no i dont want another water conversation
  991. [07:40:56] shimmerfairy: pEPsi > water > other soda
  992. [07:41:04] rosaagustina: water is great!
  993. [07:41:04] miracleflare: watered down soda so that neither side of you will be happy
  994. [07:41:05] willster132: I only like dr pepper
  995. [07:41:07] communismfordummies: 🅱 epis
  996. [07:41:09] arhowe: drink some carbonated water
  997. [07:41:10] willster132: as far as soda goes
  998. [07:41:11] amadeus484: I am drinking tap water. "yum".
  999. [07:41:17] koolman9921: dr pepper...
  1000. [07:41:19] gashapon: Ask yourself what would Bob from Food Use do?
  1001. [07:41:19] azusa19: who can win in a fight tim or goku
  1002. [07:41:20] willster132: yeah judge me
  1003. [07:41:22] willster132: do it
  1004. [07:41:23] ethernetseeds: how many catgirl cosplays have you bought so far Tim?
  1005. [07:41:39] tifakitteh: Don't drink water, it contains hydrogen, which is known to be a dangerous gas and explosive
  1006. [07:41:52] miracleflare: can confirm, i smoked carbonation once and now i'm sad
  1007. [07:41:54] shimmerfairy: I can disprove that assertion: cars wouldn't work if they didn't have carbonators. timBBQQT
  1008. [07:42:07] zomgqwert: what are you looking for specifically? a Chairman Mao statue? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/S01915-22-china-bronze-Revolutionary-Great-leader-President-Chairman-Mao-Zedong-statue/32619361385.html
  1009. [07:42:23] followthetraincj: when will wario be satisfied
  1010. [07:42:24] cimn: do you have any those onesies/kigurumis?
  1011. [07:42:46] bananaburger: oh wow its $800
  1012. [07:42:53] bananaburger: i was going to say
  1013. [07:42:54] arhowe: item no longer available :(
  1014. [07:43:04] cimn: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-Boys-Girls-Adult-Winter-Flannel-Cartoon-Tomato-Pajamas-Onesie-Cosplay-Costume-Homewear-For-Halloween/32497598314.html i want this one, but i haven't pulled the trigger
  1015. [07:43:07] bananaburger: if i had the money i'd totally put that in my lawn
  1016. [07:43:12] bananaburger: just to make people question it
  1017. [07:43:21] followthetraincj: a tomato
  1018. [07:43:44] followthetraincj: its a cute tomato
  1019. [07:44:18] azusa19: i wanna be a butternut squash
  1020. [07:44:23] communismfordummies: I managed to get pinkeye and now it hurts to have my eyes open at all
  1021. [07:44:42] farbzilla: stop farting on your pillow
  1022. [07:44:43] miracleflare: i can't believe wario is dead
  1023. [07:44:46] rosaagustina: how did you managed to do that?
  1024. [07:44:48] followthetraincj: i searched for kigurumi and got a girl with no top like thats the opposite
  1025. [07:45:06] tifakitteh: It's because she NEEDS a kigurumi
  1026. [07:45:13] ethernetseeds: what if it's invisible?
  1027. [07:45:13] communismfordummies: I can't help but fart on my pillow though
  1028. [07:45:30] sungiant_: pinkeye is for 6 year olds
  1029. [07:45:31] followthetraincj: https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32463876365.html?spm=a2g0n.search-cache.0.0.43528ff9c2Nu1x
  1030. [07:45:33] zomgqwert: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Blue-and-Silver-Shiny-Metallic-Pepsi-Man-Cosplay-Costume-Zentai-Halloween-Suit/32535367488.html
  1031. [07:45:59] followthetraincj: didnt a dude wear that at the pepsiman playthrough
  1032. [07:46:01] followthetraincj: yeah sorry
  1033. [07:46:11] walk_brass: Why do you have so many accounts, Tim?
  1034. [07:46:25] willster132: he only has like 3
  1035. [07:46:36] walk_brass: Yeah, you get it.
  1036. [07:46:41] abortion_shark: stereotonetim is the tip of the iceberg with tim alts
  1037. [07:46:48] followthetraincj: i think so yeah
  1038. [07:47:06] tifakitteh: So that aliexpress website is good for costumes, huh? Hmm
  1039. [07:47:51] tifakitteh: Gotcha, I'll keep it in mind, it's nice to compare I guess
  1040. [07:47:51] rosaagustina: Here Tim https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Halloween-Glitter-Force-Kise-Yayoi-Dress-Cosplay-Costume-Adult-Deluxe-High-Quality-Custom-Made-Anime-Movie/32820382187.html
  1041. [07:48:14] tifakitteh: There's a geek store here with a bunch of costumes, but they're just generic dum creatures, not actual characters
  1042. [07:48:18] koolman9921: https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32695895066.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32695895066&productSubject=32695895066&shortkey=3yQvEbEj&addresstype=600#autostay
  1043. [07:49:08] followthetraincj: oh precure
  1044. [07:49:14] amadeus484: That last one... Uhhhhh.
  1045. [07:49:26] rosaagustina: Truly a mystery
  1046. [07:49:32] followthetraincj: alcoholic woman or child
  1047. [07:49:35] tifakitteh: MY two favourite colours, how will I pick
  1048. [07:51:11] ethernetseeds: I dislike that I can't view some of these without an account
  1049. [07:51:25] rosaagustina: I don't have one and i can see everything
  1050. [07:51:38] ethernetseeds: really? I get forwarded to a login page
  1051. [07:51:47] followthetraincj: https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32811501999.html?spm=a2g0n.search-cache.0.0.5b6f0b506FurOq omg i need this dress
  1052. [07:52:05] zomgqwert: it's like I'm actually going down the bootleg stores in NYC https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-2016-Summer-style-Super-Mario-3D-t-shirt-funny-drugs-t-shirt-cartoon-printing/32717817867.html
  1053. [07:52:21] followthetraincj: the butt is the best part
  1054. [07:52:35] followthetraincj: i think i have to
  1055. [07:52:53] followthetraincj: haha right
  1056. [07:53:04] followthetraincj: that shirt is good
  1057. [07:53:13] sungiant_: why wouldnt it be
  1058. [07:53:24] bananaburger: who makes these designs
  1059. [07:53:26] tifakitteh: That's pretty good
  1060. [07:53:40] amadeus484: Not enough alcohol in the world would make me wear that.
  1061. [07:53:40] followthetraincj: i wish i had the talent these people had
  1062. [07:53:49] rosaagustina: Wear that shirt for lab
  1063. [07:53:55] bananaburger: i feel like its just weird chinese AI
  1064. [07:54:12] bananaburger: oh man
  1065. [07:54:13] koolman9921: https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32793365195.html?spm=a2g0n.search-cache.0.0.7586bf81siFNgp#autostay
  1066. [07:54:16] rosaagustina: Hahahaha
  1067. [07:54:18] cimn: lovely
  1068. [07:54:28] bananaburger: that carlton shirt
  1069. [07:54:31] followthetraincj: carlton no
  1070. [07:54:34] followthetraincj: hahaha
  1071. [07:54:36] willster132: ?
  1072. [07:54:45] shimmerfairy: it's not unusual...
  1073. [07:55:04] johnkilo3: you need an Aliexpress sellout bot too
  1074. [07:55:18] willster132: I gotta dip for a bit tim
  1075. [07:55:26] willster132: have a good one if I dont come back
  1076. [07:55:30] willster132: if I do come back I hope your day sucks
  1077. [07:56:20] followthetraincj: i feel like im in a rabbit hole
  1078. [07:56:32] tifakitteh: That must be a very big rabbit's
  1079. [07:57:00] koolman9921: how long does shipping usually take?
  1080. [07:57:01] theeyesofsyn92: I need to get a coffee maker
  1081. [07:57:14] killerkrill: why not stream full time
  1082. [07:57:20] koolman9921: oh god
  1083. [07:57:26] killerkrill: drop out of high school and become a full time streamerino
  1084. [07:57:29] bananaburger: thats what happens when something has to travel across an ocean
  1085. [07:57:42] koolman9921: after a month you'll forget you even ordered it
  1086. [07:57:52] amadeus484: Since I lost my library job, I am trying to get a job with the state.
  1087. [07:57:59] bananaburger: nah
  1088. [07:58:09] bananaburger: i ordered jaffa cakes one time and it took about that long
  1089. [07:58:13] koolman9921: Its not worth the extra stress going full time
  1090. [07:58:39] ipangrazio: But I like streams like this
  1091. [07:59:02] rosaagustina: These streams are the best
  1092. [07:59:30] sungiant_: i like these too
  1093. [07:59:37] tifakitteh: 8 hours? Man, the few big sturmers I watch stream like 4 hours 3 times a week
  1094. [07:59:41] sungiant_: not trying is great
  1095. [08:00:12] communismfordummies: just do a 24/7 hold on screen showcase on the main channel
  1096. [08:00:14] followthetraincj: idk some streamers seem to be up all the time
  1097. [08:00:17] tifakitteh: I just wanna see cute anime girls
  1098. [08:00:23] miracleflare: this hole seems weird
  1099. [08:00:26] followthetraincj: like aimbitcalvin or whatever hes always on
  1100. [08:00:33] tifakitteh: Your hole seems weird
  1101. [08:00:41] miracleflare: that's fair
  1102. [08:01:10] koolman9921: Wario calm down
  1103. [08:01:29] miracleflare: why is the sun suddenly blood red
  1104. [08:01:36] lolpako: Wario is getting OUT of control
  1105. [08:01:40] shuddertrix: i'm starting to like this shader with this game
  1106. [08:01:43] followthetraincj: warios power is fully charged
  1107. [08:01:50] bananaburger: what was that club choice
  1108. [08:01:57] johnnymaq: why cant you take a break and go fishing in those ponds
  1109. [08:01:59] bananaburger: i thought it was you for a second trying to throw
  1110. [08:01:59] tifakitteh: The sun is requiring a sacrifice
  1111. [08:02:50] shuddertrix: intense
  1112. [08:02:53] koolman9921: oh
  1113. [08:02:55] followthetraincj: i remember first seeing ff7 at someone elses house on a tv like this. my brain couldnt handle it
  1114. [08:03:01] sungiant_: i dont know
  1115. [08:03:46] followthetraincj: yeah i didnt get a playstation until ps2. i went to their house to play twisted metal
  1116. [08:03:52] koolman9921: Ps1 only played crash and spyro and didnt own any other games for it
  1117. [08:04:11] cimn: same, crash spyro and free demo disks
  1118. [08:04:11] koolman9921: twisted metal also forgot about that game
  1119. [08:04:25] followthetraincj: twisted metal was fun
  1120. [08:04:30] aifread: I never had PS1 or PS2 growing up so all I have for them are really odd games that I really wanted to play
  1121. [08:04:39] bananaburger: my first real console was a ps2
  1122. [08:04:50] bananaburger: i mean i had a genesis too i guess
  1123. [08:04:56] aifread: So the only PS1 games I own are Klonoa and Tales of Destiny
  1124. [08:05:30] followthetraincj: this is some happy music
  1125. [08:05:32] bananaburger: my friend had a gamecube and i'd go over to his house all the time to play melee and kirby air ride
  1126. [08:05:38] koolman9921: Chewed those joysticks rubber right off because idk
  1127. [08:05:49] tifakitteh: What an animal
  1128. [08:05:51] arhowe: city trial was so fun with friends in kirby air ride
  1129. [08:05:53] glitchheart: FeelsBadMan
  1130. [08:05:54] aifread: I'm really enjoying the music in this. It's way chiller than Sakuraba's usual stuff
  1131. [08:06:02] followthetraincj: i loved my gamecube. so much windwaker
  1132. [08:06:08] amadeus484: Hey Tim? Thank you. You are helping me get my mind off things, and I appreciate it.
  1133. [08:06:11] followthetraincj: and animal crossing
  1134. [08:06:37] sungiant_: donate to tim's patreon
  1135. [08:06:47] aifread: I was way into Animal Crossing when it came out here. I think that was my first GC game. I bought it to play on my brother's
  1136. [08:07:00] aifread: That and Tales of Symphonia
  1137. [08:07:00] miracleflare: that's unsportsmanlike
  1138. [08:07:02] amadeus484: I rate it 11 out of 10. My comment? Thanks. I will subscribe to your main channel once my prime sub wears out in a few days.
  1139. [08:07:17] koolman9921: exclusive content for those who spend $15+
  1140. [08:07:18] tifakitteh: I never got the appeal of Animal Crossing, it's like the NPCs just ignore your existence
  1141. [08:07:24] followthetraincj: animal crossing is something i cant stop playing i check my stupid town every day
  1142. [08:07:25] sungiant_: ironic subscriptions ONLY
  1143. [08:07:33] sungiant_: unironic subscribers get banned
  1144. [08:07:35] followthetraincj: since i got new leaf on release day
  1145. [08:07:41] followthetraincj: im pathetic
  1146. [08:07:43] tifakitteh: Like you write to them, and it could be hate mail or a steamy love letter and they'll react the same
  1147. [08:07:47] koolman9921: timDavis
  1148. [08:08:16] newbierino: when tim starts doing cosplay photo shoots for his patreon subscribers only TehePelo TehePelo
  1149. [08:08:19] amadeus484: I thought that read "Normie" at first.
  1150. [08:08:22] cimn: ok, i'm going to send you an anime postcard
  1151. [08:08:22] aifread: Tifakitteh language recognition isn't that sophisticated
  1152. [08:08:40] bananaburger: my handwriting isnt very good otherwise i'd think about it
  1153. [08:08:50] bananaburger: excuse me
  1154. [08:08:52] sungiant_: hm...
  1155. [08:08:56] miracleflare: oh
  1156. [08:08:56] communismfordummies: oh
  1157. [08:09:01] koolman9921: What's the weirdest/grossest thing you got from the po box?
  1158. [08:09:02] followthetraincj: timMinus
  1159. [08:09:03] ninjapikmin: web md lightning from balls
  1160. [08:09:14] bananaburger: @koolman9921 my guess is the boob mousepad
  1161. [08:09:23] sungiant_: we can change that
  1162. [08:09:30] arhowe: sending vegemite now
  1163. [08:09:45] amadeus484: Wow.
  1164. [08:09:48] killerkrill: kinky
  1165. [08:09:50] miracleflare: jesus
  1166. [08:09:50] koolman9921: oh
  1167. [08:09:53] amadeus484: The rope...
  1168. [08:09:54] killerkrill: sounds like a good night
  1169. [08:09:55] lolpako: Dude fckin wario
  1170. [08:09:55] sungiant_: big package of hot cheetos
  1171. [08:09:58] bananaburger: send me vegemite
  1172. [08:10:02] sungiant_: you can lick the cheetle forever
  1173. [08:10:08] bananaburger: ive always wanted to try it but i dont want to get a big jar
  1174. [08:10:08] glitchheart: LUL
  1175. [08:10:09] tifakitteh: We going on a D&D adventure? Never forget your rope
  1176. [08:10:14] koolman9921: Did you use those tampons?
  1177. [08:10:30] arhowe: i was raised on vegemite and now i have a need for salty yeast extract
  1178. [08:10:43] koolman9921: for nosebleeds
  1179. [08:10:44] bananaburger: you always phrase it like that and i have no idea if you're doing it intentionally
  1180. [08:10:52] shimmerfairy: elevator tampons
  1181. [08:11:01] aliceliddeil: How about Asia Old Man
  1182. [08:11:10] bananaburger: "I had to throw out the boob mouse pad because it smelled"
  1183. [08:12:07] koolman9921: how else are you going to rest your arm
  1184. [08:12:10] arhowe: we know where you dispose of your unneeded possessions tim
  1185. [08:12:17] amadeus484: If your boobs smell, you should throw them out.
  1186. [08:12:17] bananaburger: it just reminds me of a story my friend told me one time
  1187. [08:12:23] bananaburger: that i probably shouldnt tell here
  1188. [08:12:33] tifakitteh: My ex taught me that boobsweat was awful
  1189. [08:12:41] followthetraincj: uh
  1190. [08:12:44] glitchheart: tim what was the name of that hello kitty video the other day?
  1191. [08:12:45] unlistedninja: uh
  1192. [08:12:52] bananaburger: it was about a brother of one of our mutual friends
  1193. [08:13:29] amadeus484: You got close, at least.
  1194. [08:13:41] sungiant_: im trying
  1195. [08:14:08] ndlsjk: living with hello kitty or maybe life with hello kitty
  1196. [08:14:13] tifakitteh: "Run" yeah that's what I want to do atm
  1197. [08:14:19] shimmerfairy: try out kirby 64
  1198. [08:14:47] ndlsjk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFVzYpvNxbY
  1199. [08:14:50] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: kirby air ride >>
  1200. [08:15:03] theeyesofsyn92: Oooh Puyo
  1201. [08:15:07] bananaburger: WOW
  1202. [08:15:08] sungiant_: tim stop
  1203. [08:15:10] sungiant_: being wrong
  1204. [08:15:14] sungiant_: all the god damn time
  1205. [08:15:16] bananaburger: i played it with my friend though
  1206. [08:15:16] flamin_b: Damn
  1207. [08:15:19] rosaagustina: Ride on the golf wave and play Kirby Dream Course
  1208. [08:15:19] gashapon: lol
  1209. [08:15:21] bananaburger: it was a good time
  1210. [08:15:22] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: tim youve said some controversial stuff but that...
  1211. [08:15:23] tifakitteh: That opinion is fire
  1212. [08:15:24] koolman9921: Tim you like Sonic
  1213. [08:15:28] sungiant_: can you be right for ONCE
  1214. [08:15:33] arhowe: city trial was a masterpiece 😡
  1215. [08:15:40] aifread: Air Ride was bad, but City Trial was amazing
  1216. [08:15:42] miracleflare: says the guy who paid for boyz 2 dadz
  1217. [08:15:48] johnnymaq: i feel like i'm sitting too close to the TV
  1218. [08:15:51] bananaburger: boyz 2 dads was a quality game
  1219. [08:15:59] bananaburger: i still look at the picture of that one friend and laugh
  1220. [08:16:55] bananaburger: how could you not feel joy when you see this young man https://i.imgur.com/Bxzirs1.png
  1221. [08:17:11] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: is that trump jr
  1222. [08:17:13] miracleflare: you make a solid point
  1223. [08:17:22] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: sorry, the other one
  1224. [08:17:42] bananaburger: the proportions are so janky
  1225. [08:17:46] bananaburger: its great
  1226. [08:17:52] koolman9921: 6.80 that not bad
  1227. [08:17:54] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: he looks like eric trump
  1228. [08:17:57] perciacalos: The movie Baby Hand should have won an oscar
  1229. [08:17:58] sungiant_: military
  1230. [08:18:12] bananaburger: this game was made in like 2013 or something so maybe it is
  1231. [08:18:20] amadeus484: You said it, sheep dude.
  1232. [08:18:28] koolman9921: How much is shipping on AliExpress?
  1233. [08:18:32] amadeus484: Meeh.
  1234. [08:18:38] bananaburger: the strangest thing about that mickey picture is that they got real people to model it
  1235. [08:20:29] ralfyralfy: tim do you have any suggestions for cute leggings on aliexpress
  1236. [08:20:55] travador: Whew, gotta say Deep Space Waifu is a work out
  1237. [08:21:28] ralfyralfy: leggings are quintessential to any wardrobe
  1238. [08:21:50] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: dark steam show me the actually decent f2p mmos
  1239. [08:22:07] sungiant_: opinions are lame
  1240. [08:22:36] ralfyralfy: I thought you were the cute clothes expert
  1241. [08:22:44] bananaburger: the best f2p mmo is winning putt
  1242. [08:23:10] tifakitteh: Decent f2p mmo? Those exist? Which D:
  1243. [08:23:15] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: the only golf game for me is mario golf
  1244. [08:23:18] aifread: online entertainers using business terms to sound more legitimate at the cost of sounding like those corporate jerks they were trying to avoid by freelancing
  1245. [08:24:14] cimn: thanks for being cool, tim
  1246. [08:24:18] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: is there a thing past the crown tim
  1247. [08:24:24] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: crescent moon?
  1248. [08:24:50] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: yeah i couldnt remember which verjin its in
  1249. [08:25:15] sungiant_: outplayed
  1250. [08:25:20] glitchheart: FeelsBadMan
  1251. [08:25:26] followthetraincj: screw you fish
  1252. [08:25:40] shimmerfairy: That's an achievement.
  1253. [08:25:55] aifread: I like how there's an anti-AIDS message at the startup of a children's game
  1254. [08:26:04] tifakitteh: I feel vey much like that red haired sylph on the left
  1255. [08:26:13] followthetraincj: kids get aids
  1256. [08:26:31] bananaburger: kids should really stop sharing needles
  1257. [08:26:37] aifread: 8 year olds should practice safe sex
  1258. [08:27:06] followthetraincj: gotta be careful
  1259. [08:27:22] amadeus484: Yeah. That episode was an eye roller in its entirety.
  1260. [08:27:27] followthetraincj: hitler caused global warming read a book
  1261. [08:27:50] amadeus484: Why would Hitler have a fu manchu?
  1262. [08:28:25] bananaburger: man 90s kids shows were lazy
  1263. [08:28:36] shimmerfairy: Captain tenalP
  1264. [08:28:48] glitchheart: Littering! My only weakness
  1265. [08:28:49] followthetraincj: i never separate the green glass from the brown glass mwahahaha
  1266. [08:28:53] aifread: lol the fucking Magic Bullet
  1267. [08:28:59] miracleflare: watch me keep all my appliances plugged in even when i'm not using them
  1268. [08:29:00] bananaburger: i remember watching jem like a year ago at 4 in the morning
  1269. [08:29:12] aifread: I like how that's the one infomercial everyone remembers
  1270. [08:29:21] rosaagustina: HE IS YELLOW RAD
  1271. [08:29:28] miracleflare: i can't remember most of my childhood shows
  1272. [08:29:30] rosaagustina: There is also Looten Plunder
  1273. [08:29:32] bananaburger: and they were trying to rescue a princess or something who got grounded in order to take her to a concert
  1274. [08:29:34] shimmerfairy: the hell's magic bullet?
  1275. [08:29:36] bananaburger: it was really strange
  1276. [08:30:01] bananaburger: the magic bullet infomercials was one of my favorites
  1277. [08:30:04] followthetraincj: im going to crawl in bed and stare at the ceiling for a while
  1278. [08:30:07] shimmerfairy: oh right, I recall that, but I think as the ninja bullet or whatever.
  1279. [08:30:10] followthetraincj: good night stream and tim
  1280. [08:30:11] bananaburger: i thought i was the only one who watched bad infomercials like crazy
  1281. [08:30:19] rosaagustina: Yeah, he is yellow
  1282. [08:30:23] bananaburger: there were like 2 or 3 of them
  1283. [08:30:36] rickeon: I left for a while, did Tim beat wario
  1284. [08:30:43] bananaburger: and then there was the grandma who was all cranky
  1285. [08:30:48] rosaagustina: https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/captainplanet/images/9/9e/Nukem1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100912234704
  1286. [08:30:48] bananaburger: and the balding guy
  1287. [08:30:51] sungiant_: tim lost horribly
  1288. [08:30:56] aifread: "In one, two, three, four, five, six seconds... you've got a powerful laxative!"
  1289. [08:31:03] tifakitteh: Wario won 9-7, because he's a disgusting cheater
  1290. [08:31:11] deepfreeze2k: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_(video_game)#Legal_concerns_with_the_game_name
  1291. [08:31:29] tifakitteh: Nice flower pattern hawaiian shirt
  1292. [08:32:30] tifakitteh: I'll make my Captain Planet villain and call him Badguy Evildude
  1293. [08:32:30] shimmerfairy: Dr. Blight
  1294. [08:32:58] glitchheart: Eco friendly motorcycles
  1295. [08:33:00] aliceliddeil: oh that was his name? I just knew him as the yellow guy that looked like Thing from fantastic four
  1296. [08:33:36] bananaburger: that reminds me
  1297. [08:34:05] bananaburger: in star wars episode 2 theres a character that tries to sell obi wan cigarettes and his name in the credits is elan sleazebaggano
  1298. [08:34:31] sungiant_: im glad death sticks guy has a name
  1299. [08:34:36] bananaburger: he does
  1300. [08:34:45] bananaburger: and i didnt even realize it until very recently
  1301. [08:34:51] sungiant_: i thought that movie couldnt get any better
  1302. [08:35:23] sungiant_: why tho
  1303. [08:35:27] theeyesofsyn92: I tried to oven roast baby carrots in an attempt to make them taste nicer
  1304. [08:35:36] tifakitteh: Don't blame me!
  1305. [08:35:36] bananaburger: because george lucas is a madman
  1306. [08:35:38] theeyesofsyn92: they taste nice, but the shriveled up
  1307. [08:36:19] coachruin: good evening tim
  1308. [08:36:28] nixplicit: Goodnight Tim
  1309. [08:36:28] monotonetim: NOPE
  1310. [08:36:30] sungiant_: wow u ruined the stream coach ruin
  1311. [08:36:31] miracleflare: thanks for the stream!
  1312. [08:36:32] skygtr350: night Tim
  1313. [08:36:36] cimn: goodnight o/
  1314. [08:36:36] coachruin: im sorry omg
  1315. [08:36:36] bananaburger: night tim
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