(4:39:39 PM) You feel a disturbance in the force...
(4:39:40 PM) Strawshort Koo: hello
(4:39:49 PM) me: hi there :)
(4:40:01 PM) Strawshort Koo: sup
(4:40:02 PM) Strawshort Koo: how are u doing
(4:40:28 PM) me: very good. and you?
(4:41:06 PM) Strawshort Koo: am fine chillin
(4:41:24 PM) Strawshort Koo: happy hallowen
(4:42:26 PM) -100001804843462@chat.facebook.com is now known as Strawshort Koo.

(4:42:47 PM) me: you too. are you going to dress up?
(4:43:09 PM) Strawshort Koo: are u going to hallowen paerty
(4:44:48 PM) me: nope
(4:45:12 PM) Strawshort Koo: okay what your plan for tonite
(4:46:10 PM) me: gotta study
(4:49:01 PM) Strawshort Koo: oh okay
(4:49:19 PM) Strawshort Koo: hey did i tell u that i got money from officer larry?
(4:50:09 PM) me: no you didn't
(4:50:41 PM) Strawshort Koo: oh sorry did u heard abt officer Larry?
(4:50:48 PM) me: no
(4:51:05 PM) Strawshort Koo: oh really u mean u didnt heard abt him also
(4:52:45 PM) me: im not sure who it is
(4:53:04 PM) Strawshort Koo: Officer larry ,He work for Federal agency.I'd talk to him on his aim sn ,yahoo im and he let me know about my money $90,000 ...
(4:53:54 PM) Strawshort Koo: He help all deaf ppl,hearing,hard hearing to settle down with their life..
(4:54:59 PM) me: oh well that's nice of him
(4:55:32 PM) Strawshort Koo: hey am happy with my life now
(5:01:11 PM) me: glad to hear it
(5:02:59 PM) Strawshort Koo:  I got real money $90,000,00 USD from Officer Larry,Money arrive to my house by UPS today and deliver to me $90,000,00.
(5:05:07 PM) Strawshort Koo: But but I saw your facebook profile name on the list when Ups deliever the money to me and let me know everyone on the list will get there money.
(5:05:17 PM) me: he delivered the cash to you over UPS?
(5:05:47 PM) Strawshort Koo: Yes the cash was deliver to me via UPS
(5:06:09 PM) me: how heavy was the package?
(5:06:23 PM) Strawshort Koo: UPS man knock my door and deliver the money box to me and i jump off and down cos i was so happy
(5:06:36 PM) Strawshort Koo: Big box
(5:08:56 PM) me: I bet it was
(5:09:12 PM) Strawshort Koo: Yes
(5:09:50 PM) Strawshort Koo: you need to talk to officer larry by yourself and claim your money from him but u must promise me that u will made it secret
(5:11:03 PM) me: why secret?
(5:11:24 PM) Strawshort Koo: u must
(5:11:44 PM) Strawshort Koo: if u dont want thief to thied your money
(5:12:05 PM) Strawshort Koo: that is why they say we must make it secret until u get your money from them
(5:12:06 PM) Strawshort Koo: u undy
(5:12:08 PM) Strawshort Koo: ?/
(5:12:32 PM) me: oh ok, I see. that makes sense
(5:12:50 PM) Strawshort Koo: yes good sense
(5:13:33 PM) Strawshort Koo: Hey this is officer larry email address i give it to you now....larrymartin6365@yahoo.com OR larrymartin71@aol.com
(5:13:57 PM) me: that's a funky email address. can't you just ask him for me?
(5:14:27 PM) Strawshort Koo: what u mean funky email?
(5:14:46 PM) me: its a long email address
(5:15:34 PM) Strawshort Koo: u know that its 2
(5:15:47 PM) Strawshort Koo: one for yahoo and the second one for aol
(5:16:13 PM) Strawshort Koo: larrymartin6365@yahoo.com
(5:16:14 PM) me: yea
(5:16:25 PM) me: but couldn't you just ask him for me? he already knows you
(5:16:42 PM) Strawshort Koo: did u have both yahoo and aol
(5:17:00 PM) Strawshort Koo: yes its true he have know me but u must talk to him by yourself
(5:17:59 PM) me: what if he doesn't like me?
(5:18:30 PM) Strawshort Koo: what u mean
(5:18:43 PM) Strawshort Koo: he is an honest man that help ppl
(5:19:18 PM) Strawshort Koo: But i must tell u this before u email him now
(5:20:09 PM) Strawshort Koo: he will give u a form to fill before u can won money and u will pay him $1000 for the UPS shipping fees before they can bring your money box to your dooy
(5:20:46 PM) Strawshort Koo: I also pay him $1000 for the UPS shipping fees before they can bring my money box to my house did u undy?
(5:20:47 PM) me: $1000?
(5:20:58 PM) me: that's a lot of money
(5:21:21 PM) me: oh hey! you just got 90,000! let me borrow 1,000 and ill pay you back when I get mine
(5:21:45 PM) Strawshort Koo: Yes $1000 for UPS fees
(5:21:56 PM) Strawshort Koo: Yes i got $90,000 from him
(5:22:12 PM) Strawshort Koo: i have pay off all my old and new bills
(5:22:35 PM) Strawshort Koo: and i invest the remaining in fixed deposit account at the bank
(5:22:45 PM) Strawshort Koo: i will get alot of interest after 3months
(5:23:05 PM) Strawshort Koo: so that i can use it to buy Higher lander jeep 2009
(5:23:09 PM) Strawshort Koo: did u undy me now
(5:23:26 PM) me: I want $1,000
(5:23:30 PM) me: you owe me
(5:23:37 PM) Strawshort Koo: haha
(5:25:10 PM) me: no, really
(5:26:15 PM) Strawshort Koo: how are u going to get 1000 now
(5:26:27 PM) me: you're going to give it to me
(5:27:05 PM) Strawshort Koo: no
(5:27:12 PM) Strawshort Koo: i dont have 1000
(5:27:17 PM) me: ...
(5:27:21 PM) me: you just got $90,000
(5:28:56 PM) me: how do you not have 1,000
(5:31:02 PM) Strawshort Koo: why cant u undy simple word now
(5:31:16 PM) Strawshort Koo: i just tell u that i have invest allmy money in bank
(5:31:19 PM) Strawshort Koo: u undy
(5:31:54 PM) me: you're spelling 'understand' 'undy' and I can't understand simple words?
(5:32:05 PM) Strawshort Koo: yes
(5:32:15 PM) Strawshort Koo: undy mean understand
(5:32:16 PM) Strawshort Koo: smile
(5:32:46 PM) Strawshort Koo: I mean u supposed to understand what am telling u that i have invest all my money in bank
(5:33:03 PM) Strawshort Koo: did u understand clearly now
(5:33:30 PM) me: take some out for me
(5:33:43 PM) Strawshort Koo: How much can u raised out of 1000 so i can help u with some money?
(5:33:44 PM) me: ill tell you what, if you give me the 1000, ill give you 5,000 back ok?
(5:34:01 PM) Strawshort Koo: i cant tourch the money unless after 3month
(5:34:14 PM) Strawshort Koo: that is why am telling u that i dont have much money with me
(5:34:50 PM) Strawshort Koo: i wish i can tourch the money but that is the bank rules i cant tourch it
(5:35:50 PM) me: crappy bank. which one, I don't want to use that one
(5:37:06 PM) Strawshort Koo: am sorry that i cant help u with 1000
(5:37:13 PM) Strawshort Koo: how much u have with u now tell me
(5:39:34 PM) me: um, I have $14 on me now
(5:39:52 PM) Strawshort Koo: haha what of in bank
(5:40:40 PM) me: bank? I don't have enough money to open an account
(5:41:04 PM) Strawshort Koo: oh okay what of your ssi then
(5:41:13 PM) me: ssi?
(5:41:40 PM) Strawshort Koo: yes
(5:42:16 PM) me: what is that
(5:42:33 PM) Strawshort Koo: SSI CHECK
(5:42:43 PM) Strawshort Koo: OR u didnt get SSI
(5:42:55 PM) me: I don't think I get it
(5:43:24 PM) Strawshort Koo: oh reallyy
(5:43:30 PM) Strawshort Koo: how did u get money then
(5:43:41 PM) me: um, sex mostly
(5:44:01 PM) Strawshort Koo: lol
(5:44:03 PM) Strawshort Koo: common
(5:44:09 PM) Strawshort Koo: what do u want to do now
(5:44:24 PM) Strawshort Koo: it seems u are not interested to get your money from officer larry?
(5:44:30 PM) me: ok ok wait
(5:44:39 PM) Strawshort Koo: ok
(5:44:42 PM) me: let me think. I can get more im sure of it
(5:45:01 PM) Strawshort Koo: okay u better think wel
(5:45:04 PM) Strawshort Koo: well
(5:48:29 PM) me: do you have anything I can sell?
(5:49:05 PM) Strawshort Koo: no no no
(5:49:23 PM) me: no, like can I sell something for you? like do some work, and you can help me out
(5:50:13 PM) Strawshort Koo: did u want me to stop talking to u
(5:50:32 PM) Strawshort Koo: how many times do u want to tell u that i have invesst all my money in bank
(5:50:47 PM) Strawshort Koo: i dont want to say this again ok
(5:51:32 PM) me: fuck ok. if I get the money who do I talk to? larry?
(5:52:19 PM) Strawshort Koo: u will talk to officer larry by yourself
(5:52:35 PM) Strawshort Koo: i think i have already give u his yahoo sn and aol sn
(5:52:40 PM) Strawshort Koo: did u still have it with u
(5:53:13 PM) me: no, I can't see it anymore
(5:53:51 PM) Strawshort Koo: why
(5:54:03 PM) Strawshort Koo: why u are not serious about this
(5:54:22 PM) Strawshort Koo: am trying to help u so u can get money from officer but u dont serious with this
(5:54:28 PM) Strawshort Koo: do u think am joking here
(5:55:17 PM) me: I am serious. do you think it's easy to get 1000? im not the one with 90,000 who won't share any with their friend!
(5:56:09 PM) Strawshort Koo: i undy u but why are u reversing back to me
(5:56:36 PM) me: your dog is ugly
(5:56:42 PM) Strawshort Koo: i told u that i have invest all my money in bank so what do u want me to do then
(5:56:58 PM) Strawshort Koo: ok
(5:58:28 PM) me: borrow 1000 from larry
(5:58:34 PM) me: he'll never know!
(5:59:16 PM) Strawshort Koo: how what are u talking about
(5:59:59 PM) me: look, larry knows you. he knows you have money. just borrow some from him, give it to me, then I'll pay you back $5,000
(6:00:55 PM) Strawshort Koo: it cant work
(6:01:10 PM) Strawshort Koo: larry didnt borrow ppl money
(6:01:21 PM) Strawshort Koo: i have got my money from him already
(6:01:32 PM) Strawshort Koo: so that idea cant work at all
(6:01:39 PM) Strawshort Koo: u undy
(6:02:08 PM) me: I don't think you're ambitious enough
(6:03:45 PM) Strawshort Koo: say anything u like to me then
(6:03:56 PM) me: you got 90,000 and you're willing to settle? we can make SO much more!
(6:26:33 PM) Strawshort Koo: what else do u want me to do for u now
(6:26:33 PM) Strawshort Koo: what else do u want me to do for u now
(6:26:34 PM) Strawshort Koo: i ask u how much can u get u said 14
(6:26:36 PM) Strawshort Koo: what do u want to do with 14
(6:26:38 PM) Strawshort Koo: that is damn
(6:26:39 PM) Strawshort Koo: tell me how much u get now and i will try to help u with some funds
(6:26:40 PM) Strawshort Koo: hey u there
(6:27:19 PM) me: oh hey
(6:28:19 PM) Strawshort Koo: why u stop talking to me
(6:30:00 PM) me: you went offline
(6:30:19 PM) Strawshort Koo: ok am here now
(6:30:50 PM) Strawshort Koo: how much can u get out of 1000
(6:30:51 PM) Strawshort Koo: ?/
(6:34:03 PM) me: how about I take you out, and you help me with the money
(6:34:32 PM) Strawshort Koo: sorry
(6:34:46 PM) Strawshort Koo: i can only help u with 400
(6:34:56 PM) Strawshort Koo: can u get 600 now
(6:37:17 PM) me: 600?
(6:37:25 PM) Strawshort Koo: yes
(6:37:31 PM) Strawshort Koo: can u get 600
(6:37:37 PM) me: hmm, maybe. it'll take me a couple months though
(6:37:39 PM) Strawshort Koo: i will help u with 400
(6:37:52 PM) Strawshort Koo: couple month to get 600
(6:37:53 PM) Strawshort Koo: huh
(6:38:29 PM) me: well no like the end of next month. rent is due soon
(6:39:20 PM) Strawshort Koo: are u talking of november
(6:41:08 PM) me: yea. so like I might have it in dec
(6:41:19 PM) Strawshort Koo: hahha
(6:41:20 PM) me: but wait how long till the package comes?
(6:41:24 PM) Strawshort Koo: very long
(6:41:27 PM) me: I have to buy xmas presents
(6:41:50 PM) Strawshort Koo: if u can get the 600 by tmw
(6:42:12 PM) Strawshort Koo: u will get your money deliver to u in the next 6hrs
(6:42:20 PM) me: TOMORROW?! are you insane? do you know how many dicks I would have to suck in 24 hours to get that kind of cash?!
(6:42:38 PM) Strawshort Koo: i dont know
(6:42:44 PM) Strawshort Koo: that is up to you
(6:43:26 PM) Strawshort Koo: u better go and sucks your dick and get money raised up to get big money fro  officer okay
(6:43:54 PM) me: fuck
(6:44:14 PM) Strawshort Koo: whi?
(6:44:17 PM) Strawshort Koo: who?
(6:44:37 PM) me: not you that's for sure. you don't have any money
(6:45:20 PM) Strawshort Koo: i can help u with 400 when u are ready
(6:46:59 PM) Strawshort Koo: ok