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  1. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 12:31:23 2016
  2.  
  3. Mar 19 12:31:23 * Now talking on #RPGStuck_Redlotus
  4. Mar 19 12:31:23 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to yzabtech
  5. Mar 19 12:54:55 * You are now known as Twelve
  6. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 13:33:56 2016
  7.  
  8. Mar 19 13:33:56 * Now talking on #RPGStuck_Redlotus
  9. Mar 19 13:33:57 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to yzabtech
  10. Mar 19 13:52:42 * WHATIS (~WHATISLOS@c-73-160-123-91.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined
  11. Mar 19 13:52:48 <WHATIS> Wooooo
  12. Mar 19 13:52:56 * You are now known as Twelve
  13. Mar 19 13:54:28 <Twelve> You see a guy in his older teens wearing a white shirt and khaki pants using some sort of telekinesis to materialize furniture and put it in place.
  14. Mar 19 13:54:40 <Twelve> "Don't mind me, just setting up! Party's in five minutes!"
  15. Mar 19 14:00:25 <WHATIS> LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
  16. Mar 19 14:00:34 * WHATIS throws his hat at the ground.
  17. Mar 19 14:00:49 <Twelve> ((this was supposed to be in character))
  18. Mar 19 14:01:07 * WHATIS is now known as KaraDenlar
  19. Mar 19 14:01:18 <KaraDenlar> what character
  20. Mar 19 14:01:23 <KaraDenlar> this is me.
  21. Mar 19 14:01:23 <Twelve> ((any character))
  22. Mar 19 14:01:40 <Twelve> "Well, welcome to the party I guess."
  23. Mar 19 14:02:01 <KaraDenlar> ((Just give it 10 more minutes or so.))
  24. Mar 19 14:02:04 <Twelve> "Nobody came. I guess parties being hosted by people who are sociopathic maniacs half the time aren't very popular."
  25. Mar 19 14:04:32 * Strategist14 (uid117739@id-117739.richmond.irccloud.com) has joined
  26. Mar 19 14:04:44 <Twelve> "Welcome to the party, Lyra!"
  27. Mar 19 14:04:47 <KaraDenlar> oh shit it's lyra.
  28. Mar 19 14:05:02 <Twelve> "Remember me?"
  29. Mar 19 14:05:17 * Strategist14 is now known as Lyra_Bel
  30. Mar 19 14:05:23 * Twelve snaps his fingers, and the events of the previous non-canon event Twelve was in flash by Lyra's eyes.
  31. Mar 19 14:05:30 <Lyra_Bel> "Oh. Great. This again."
  32. Mar 19 14:05:37 <Lyra_Bel> "This won't suck at all"
  33. Mar 19 14:05:54 <Twelve> "I'm not here to harm you. I'm here to host the party!"
  34. Mar 19 14:06:00 <Twelve> "And you're invited!"
  35. Mar 19 14:06:05 <Lyra_Bel> "Are we still stuck in the room?"
  36. Mar 19 14:06:08 <Twelve> "And you showed up, unlike most people!"
  37. Mar 19 14:06:18 <KaraDenlar> "what is this party even for?"
  38. Mar 19 14:06:31 <KaraDenlar> "i just woke up on the couch."
  39. Mar 19 14:06:43 <Lyra_Bel> "I don't even wanna be here"
  40. Mar 19 14:06:45 <Twelve> The room is a place mostly empty. A robot is in the corner, it looks like it will serve tea or something. There's a dance floor in the middle, and tables are around the edge of the room.
  41. Mar 19 14:07:00 <Lyra_Bel> "Can I go back to tryna kill a frog?"
  42. Mar 19 14:07:12 <Twelve> "Not now, maybe later!"
  43. Mar 19 14:07:18 <KaraDenlar> "i gotta go murder a guy on a bed"
  44. Mar 19 14:07:23 <Twelve> "By later, I mean in like 4 hours maybe."
  45. Mar 19 14:07:39 <Lyra_Bel> "Bluhhhhhh"
  46. Mar 19 14:07:40 <Twelve> "I'm aware of your quest to kill a guy on a bed, Kara."
  47. Mar 19 14:07:47 <Twelve> "I'm the one who led you there in the first place!"
  48. Mar 19 14:07:51 <KaraDenlar> "soooo..."
  49. Mar 19 14:07:57 <KaraDenlar> "can i go do that?"
  50. Mar 19 14:08:05 <Twelve> "Four hours."
  51. Mar 19 14:08:12 <Twelve> "More poeple will show up soon!"
  52. Mar 19 14:08:14 <KaraDenlar> "cause i feel like i'll be missing the chance otherwise."
  53. Mar 19 14:08:15 <Twelve> people*
  54. Mar 19 14:08:19 <Lyra_Bel> "Is this another of those mandatory breaks?"
  55. Mar 19 14:08:20 <Twelve> "This party's gonna be awesome!"
  56. Mar 19 14:08:38 <KaraDenlar> "so four hours."
  57. Mar 19 14:08:45 * xX_ANT_LAD_Xx (xX_ANT_LAD@rrcs-70-63-155-226.midsouth.biz.rr.com) has joined
  58. Mar 19 14:08:50 <Lyra_Bel> "I keep telling you people. I'm *fine*. Stop with the sidequests"
  59. Mar 19 14:08:55 <KaraDenlar> "minali and jonah are going to be confused as shit."
  60. Mar 19 14:09:07 <KaraDenlar> "who's the dude in the armor?"
  61. Mar 19 14:09:18 <Lyra_Bel> "I know that name from somewhere. Minali"
  62. Mar 19 14:09:22 * xX_ANT_LAD_Xx is now known as Akolit_Ameiza
  63. Mar 19 14:09:24 <Twelve> "Lyra, I'm not part of Sburb. I operate outside of your world, and I'm part of the body that governs it!"
  64. Mar 19 14:09:32 <KaraDenlar> "she was my neighbor."
  65. Mar 19 14:09:50 <Lyra_Bel> "What's Sburb supposed to be?"
  66. Mar 19 14:09:53 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Excuse us?"
  67. Mar 19 14:10:00 <Twelve> "Akolit, welcome!"
  68. Mar 19 14:10:03 <Lyra_Bel> "Right, her! The person I messaged that time"
  69. Mar 19 14:10:09 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Where is the current location of this unit?"
  70. Mar 19 14:10:09 <Lyra_Bel> "She was nice"
  71. Mar 19 14:10:14 <KaraDenlar> "she is yeah."
  72. Mar 19 14:10:21 <KaraDenlar> "guess."
  73. Mar 19 14:10:24 <Twelve> "Lyra, it's a tool for our personal amusement--er, I mean, a way to complete your journey and mature you as a person!"
  74. Mar 19 14:10:31 <Twelve> "...both of those."
  75. Mar 19 14:10:46 * Akolit_Ameiza looks to the source of the voice
  76. Mar 19 14:10:48 <Lyra_Bel> "I am mature."
  77. Mar 19 14:11:05 <Twelve> "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-"
  78. Mar 19 14:11:13 <KaraDenlar> "okay you know what i'm just getting some fucking tea."
  79. Mar 19 14:11:23 * KaraDenlar walks over to the tearobot thing.
  80. Mar 19 14:11:27 <Twelve> ((bot's not ready for tea sorry, but i can handle it manually))
  81. Mar 19 14:11:32 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Shall I get that for you, miss...?"
  82. Mar 19 14:11:51 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Er,we... us..."
  83. Mar 19 14:12:05 <KaraDenlar> "it's kara, and i can get it myself."
  84. Mar 19 14:12:07 <Lyra_Bel> "Shut up, you"
  85. Mar 19 14:12:08 <Twelve> The bot dispenses a cup of a green liquid. It's not tea, it's slightly more opaque.
  86. Mar 19 14:12:15 <Lyra_Bel> "I will eviscerated you repeatedly"
  87. Mar 19 14:12:19 * Akolit_Ameiza glows under the helmet and winces for a moment
  88. Mar 19 14:12:26 <KaraDenlar> "mm, mm, mm."
  89. Mar 19 14:12:35 <KaraDenlar> "this tea looks fantastic."
  90. Mar 19 14:12:52 <Twelve> "Oh yeah, forgot to mention. That's Zillytea. Watch out for any unintended side-effects."
  91. Mar 19 14:12:53 * KaraDenlar takes a tentative sip, trying not to gag.
  92. Mar 19 14:12:57 <Akolit_Ameiza> "This unit's designation is Akolit Ameiza, High Templar of the Lost."
  93. Mar 19 14:12:59 <Twelve> Kara gets a party hat.
  94. Mar 19 14:13:11 <KaraDenlar> "oh fucking neat."
  95. Mar 19 14:13:16 <Twelve> It's green and white.
  96. Mar 19 14:13:27 <KaraDenlar> "i always wanted a hat."
  97. Mar 19 14:13:42 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Your tone suggests indifference or annoyance. Have you ever met a Patron?"
  98. Mar 19 14:14:01 <Twelve> Akolit: The source of Twelve's voice is in the front of the room, where Twelve is standing.
  99. Mar 19 14:14:16 <Akolit_Ameiza> (as one does)
  100. Mar 19 14:14:26 <Twelve> "Akolit, you're in a space between dimensions for four to six hours."
  101. Mar 19 14:14:34 <KaraDenlar> "i don't know what that is but the answer is probably fuck no."
  102. Mar 19 14:14:36 * Akolit_Ameiza looks dismayed
  103. Mar 19 14:14:40 <Twelve> ((wait why did i say four to six))
  104. Mar 19 14:14:42 <Twelve> ((four***)
  105. Mar 19 14:14:44 <Twelve> )
  106. Mar 19 14:14:51 <Twelve> ((i was thinking of 2-6 PM EST))
  107. Mar 19 14:15:03 <Akolit_Ameiza> "This unit should not leave the Legion unattended for that long."
  108. Mar 19 14:15:12 <Lyra_Bel> "This is stupid"
  109. Mar 19 14:15:20 <KaraDenlar> "well said."
  110. Mar 19 14:15:24 <Lyra_Bel> "If I kill myself some more can I leave?"
  111. Mar 19 14:15:59 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Self-termination is a poor strategy for alleviating one of their responsibilities."
  112. Mar 19 14:16:08 <Lyra_Bel> "Nah, I'll be fine"
  113. Mar 19 14:16:20 <Twelve> "You could kill yourself some more, but you'd probably just die here."
  114. Mar 19 14:16:28 <Twelve> "God-tier powers don't really work as well here."
  115. Mar 19 14:16:48 <Twelve> "Please don't kill yourself. We'll miss you. I'll miss you!"
  116. Mar 19 14:16:48 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Excuse Akolit but... dead? Has this unit been terminated?"
  117. Mar 19 14:16:56 <Lyra_Bel> "Sounds pretty good to me"
  118. Mar 19 14:17:06 <Twelve> "You're not dead, Akolit. You'll just be back in 4 hours."
  119. Mar 19 14:17:07 <Lyra_Bel> "I don't actually care about you, see"
  120. Mar 19 14:17:13 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Affirmative."
  121. Mar 19 14:17:28 <Twelve> "This is jsut a normal party, not Mr. Skeltal's spooky afterlife party."
  122. Mar 19 14:17:29 * Akolit_Ameiza looks over at Lyra
  123. Mar 19 14:17:39 <Akolit_Ameiza> "What is your name?"
  124. Mar 19 14:18:13 <Lyra_Bel> "... Lyra"
  125. Mar 19 14:18:28 * Akolit_Ameiza bows slightly
  126. Mar 19 14:18:39 <Akolit_Ameiza> "This unit's designation is Akolit Ameiza, High Templar of the Lost."
  127. Mar 19 14:18:59 * Akolit_Ameiza pauses for a moment and chuckles slightly
  128. Mar 19 14:19:07 <Lyra_Bel> "Neato"
  129. Mar 19 14:19:39 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We are not a machine, in case that is being considered by present company."
  130. Mar 19 14:19:39 <Twelve> "Akolit, are you like a robot or something?"
  131. Mar 19 14:19:49 <Twelve> "Oh. Gotcha."
  132. Mar 19 14:20:09 <Lyra_Bel> "So like Byron. Guess you're from a future, eh?"
  133. Mar 19 14:20:39 <Akolit_Ameiza> "This unit is comprised of roughly 70% organic material. The rest is augmentation to achieve ideal levels of effectiveness."
  134. Mar 19 14:20:58 <KaraDenlar> "ideal levels, huh."
  135. Mar 19 14:21:12 <KaraDenlar> "sounds like someone has an inferiority complex."
  136. Mar 19 14:21:16 <Akolit_Ameiza> "That is hard to say. You are a human, and the little this unit has on file about humans confirms you use different measures of time."
  137. Mar 19 14:22:18 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Akolit did not choose to improve its platform, it was a requirement. Certain things are expected of Templars."
  138. Mar 19 14:22:32 <Twelve> "Lyra, you and Akolit come from completely different universes. Time isn't even a thing."
  139. Mar 19 14:23:07 <Lyra_Bel> "So four hours means... what, exactly?"
  140. Mar 19 14:23:07 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Well... this unit is roughly 6 sweeps old. If we remember correctly......"
  141. Mar 19 14:23:29 <Lyra_Bel> "Could go full Twig and keep us here forever in our minds"
  142. Mar 19 14:23:30 <Akolit_Ameiza> "A short period of time. Roughly a 1/6 of a human day."
  143. Mar 19 14:23:32 <KaraDenlar> "what the fuck is a sweep?"
  144. Mar 19 14:23:45 <Akolit_Ameiza> "A sweep is roughly 2.5 human years."
  145. Mar 19 14:23:53 <Twelve> Twelve: "Four hours means four hours! Then you get sent back to your universe in the same instant you were taken and forget anything's ever happened."
  146. Mar 19 14:24:15 <Twelve> ((wait why did i put Twelve: in my message))
  147. Mar 19 14:24:15 <KaraDenlar> "well that's stupid."
  148. Mar 19 14:24:34 <Lyra_Bel> "So what you're saying is there are no consequences"
  149. Mar 19 14:24:34 <KaraDenlar> "what's the point of doing something if you won't remember it?"
  150. Mar 19 14:24:36 <Twelve> "It is, but it's regulations! Nobody wants inter-universal events screwing with the timelines."
  151. Mar 19 14:24:53 * Lyra_Bel begins to grin
  152. Mar 19 14:24:55 * Akolit_Ameiza sets a recording program in HUD
  153. Mar 19 14:24:56 <KaraDenlar> "wait but."
  154. Mar 19 14:24:59 <Twelve> "And the other Overlords like to do this anyway."
  155. Mar 19 14:25:23 <Akolit_Ameiza> "To what end?"
  156. Mar 19 14:25:32 <KaraDenlar> "let me try something."
  157. Mar 19 14:25:42 * KaraDenlar kicks Akolit in the nuts.
  158. Mar 19 14:25:44 <Twelve> "Akolit, your data will probably be erased. Think of this as a branch off a tree that represents the main timeline, and when the party finishes, the bransh just snaps off and you're sent back to the point on the main tree the branch grew out of."
  159. Mar 19 14:25:59 * Akolit_Ameiza winces slightly
  160. Mar 19 14:26:00 <Twelve> branch*
  161. Mar 19 14:26:04 <KaraDenlar> "ahh."
  162. Mar 19 14:26:06 <Twelve> "Please don't do that."
  163. Mar 19 14:26:09 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Refrain from doing that."
  164. Mar 19 14:26:12 <KaraDenlar> "okay, i'm done for that."
  165. Mar 19 14:26:21 <KaraDenlar> "just needed to relieve some stress."
  166. Mar 19 14:26:34 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Do you wish to engage in combat?"
  167. Mar 19 14:27:07 <Lyra_Bel> "Heck yes."
  168. Mar 19 14:27:14 <KaraDenlar> "i'll watch."
  169. Mar 19 14:27:22 <KaraDenlar> "kinda tired right now."
  170. Mar 19 14:27:25 * Akolit_Ameiza sighes and deploys back arms
  171. Mar 19 14:27:40 <KaraDenlar> "oh cool."
  172. Mar 19 14:28:02 <Twelve> #RPGStuck_noncanonstrife
  173. Mar 19 14:28:13 <Akolit_Ameiza> "This unit will not use lethal force. Any harm we inflict we will heal. Akolit hopes you will not take damage personally."
  174. Mar 19 14:28:31 <Lyra_Bel> "Dude, I'm indestructible. Go nuts"
  175. Mar 19 14:28:36 <Twelve> ((brb))
  176. Mar 19 14:29:00 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Likewise."
  177. Mar 19 14:29:01 * KaraDenlar sips some more tea.
  178. Mar 19 14:30:21 <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, no. Better idea"
  179. Mar 19 14:30:27 <Akolit_Ameiza> "This unit hopes you do not take our invitation to conflict as a gesture of ill will."
  180. Mar 19 14:30:39 <Lyra_Bel> "Three and a half hours outside of Sabath's influence, yeah?"
  181. Mar 19 14:30:59 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Sabath?"
  182. Mar 19 14:31:43 <Lyra_Bel> "The game"
  183. Mar 19 14:31:51 <Lyra_Bel> "Controls the universe?"
  184. Mar 19 14:31:52 <Twelve> ((back))
  185. Mar 19 14:31:53 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Affirmative."
  186. Mar 19 14:31:57 <Lyra_Bel> "That thing"
  187. Mar 19 14:32:18 <Twelve> "Yes, you have 3 1/2 hours!"
  188. Mar 19 14:32:18 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Do you have regrets, human?"
  189. Mar 19 14:32:20 <Lyra_Bel> "Screw wasting it on dying more"
  190. Mar 19 14:32:37 <Lyra_Bel> "No."
  191. Mar 19 14:32:39 <Twelve> "That technically don't matter, because this would screw up a lot of timelines."
  192. Mar 19 14:32:56 <Twelve> "We call these things non-canon."
  193. Mar 19 14:33:22 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We see....... This unit cannot say the same."
  194. Mar 19 14:33:50 <Lyra_Bel> "Wasn't your fault, guy"
  195. Mar 19 14:34:03 <Lyra_Bel> "That's not how timelines work"
  196. Mar 19 14:34:10 <Twelve> "Nope, not his fault! It's technically ours."
  197. Mar 19 14:34:12 <Akolit_Ameiza> "It is."
  198. Mar 19 14:34:28 <Akolit_Ameiza> "No one but this unit has made the choices we have."
  199. Mar 19 14:34:31 <Twelve> "Lyra, that's how timelines work here."
  200. Mar 19 14:34:40 <Twelve> "Akolit, my friend, you have a lot to learn!"
  201. Mar 19 14:34:57 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Would you teach us?"
  202. Mar 19 14:35:07 <Lyra_Bel> "And Sabath chose a timeline where you made each choice"
  203. Mar 19 14:35:13 <Twelve> "But I'll hold off on it. You'd have multiple existential crisises!"
  204. Mar 19 14:35:16 <Twelve> "Crises?"
  205. Mar 19 14:35:51 <Lyra_Bel> "Crises"
  206. Mar 19 14:35:53 <Akolit_Ameiza> "UNITED is controlled. We have settled our differences."
  207. Mar 19 14:36:11 <Lyra_Bel> "Look, dude. For every time you made the right choice, there's another timeline where you made the wrong one"
  208. Mar 19 14:36:28 <Lyra_Bel> "And Sabath can pick any timeline with any collection of choices"
  209. Mar 19 14:36:29 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Is it possible to see this in action?"
  210. Mar 19 14:36:30 <Twelve> "Not...exactly...."
  211. Mar 19 14:36:38 <KaraDenlar> "oh fucking christ."
  212. Mar 19 14:36:50 <KaraDenlar> "it's not fucking rocket science."
  213. Mar 19 14:36:57 <Twelve> "Technically there's only one timeline, and we just mess with it to give the illusion of multiple timelines...."
  214. Mar 19 14:37:02 <KaraDenlar> "look, i'm a witch of time, i know these things."
  215. Mar 19 14:37:03 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Indeed. There are no rockets in play here."
  216. Mar 19 14:37:17 <KaraDenlar> "timelines, whatever."
  217. Mar 19 14:37:34 <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, only one conscious timeline"
  218. Mar 19 14:37:36 <Twelve> "Kara, you might control time, but us Overlords control the rules in which you can control time."
  219. Mar 19 14:37:42 <Lyra_Bel> "But Sabath's choice as to which"
  220. Mar 19 14:37:44 <Twelve> "Think of it as a box with a sky painted on it."
  221. Mar 19 14:37:52 <KaraDenlar> "yeah yeah yeah."
  222. Mar 19 14:38:00 <Twelve> "An inhabitant might think they see the sky, but it's only paint on the inside of a box!"
  223. Mar 19 14:38:42 <Lyra_Bel> "Exactly"
  224. Mar 19 14:38:49 <Lyra_Bel> "Rats in a box"
  225. Mar 19 14:38:59 <Akolit_Ameiza> "What is the issue with that?"
  226. Mar 19 14:39:19 <KaraDenlar> "there's no issue."
  227. Mar 19 14:39:26 <KaraDenlar> "that's just how it works."
  228. Mar 19 14:39:38 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Confirmed."
  229. Mar 19 14:39:51 <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah. So stop beating yourself up"
  230. Mar 19 14:40:10 * Akolit_Ameiza smiles slightly to himself and nods
  231. Mar 19 14:40:19 <Akolit_Ameiza> "You reminds this unit of a friend."
  232. Mar 19 14:40:26 <Twelve> "D'aww."
  233. Mar 19 14:40:36 <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, great. Can't even be evil right"
  234. Mar 19 14:40:54 <Lyra_Bel> "If I yell at you would that fix it?"
  235. Mar 19 14:40:59 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Nothing is evil. Nothing is good. We only make evil or good in our acts."
  236. Mar 19 14:41:18 <Lyra_Bel> "Yep, and I'm aiming for evil"
  237. Mar 19 14:41:23 <Lyra_Bel> "Gonna kill a world"
  238. Mar 19 14:42:05 <Twelve> "Please don't."
  239. Mar 19 14:42:13 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We will not allow you to kill our world, stranger. Be warned that if you attempt this on our plane of existence, we will not allow you to in any sense or form."
  240. Mar 19 14:42:17 <Twelve> "We wouldn't appreciate it if it did."
  241. Mar 19 14:42:24 <Lyra_Bel> "That's the plan"
  242. Mar 19 14:42:38 <Lyra_Bel> "That's my timeline"
  243. Mar 19 14:42:46 <KaraDenlar> "eh, they're probably from a different entire universe anyway."
  244. Mar 19 14:42:55 <KaraDenlar> "i wouldn't worry about it akolit."
  245. Mar 19 14:42:56 <Lyra_Bel> "Bingo"
  246. Mar 19 14:43:12 <Lyra_Bel> "Unless you're the kid, in which case you're gonna bite it"
  247. Mar 19 14:43:24 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Kid?"
  248. Mar 19 14:43:41 <Lyra_Bel> "I'm killing the universe's child"
  249. Mar 19 14:43:53 <Lyra_Bel> "Not the universe itself. The universe is big"
  250. Mar 19 14:44:15 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Akolit is not as significant to believe himself to be this child."
  251. Mar 19 14:44:30 <KaraDenlar> "that reminds me."
  252. Mar 19 14:44:41 <Twelve> "The kid who's your sister-in-law by your Icosahedral brother Mauiki."
  253. Mar 19 14:44:50 <KaraDenlar> "why exactly did you want to destroy the world lyra?"
  254. Mar 19 14:44:55 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We do not know a Mauiki."
  255. Mar 19 14:44:58 <KaraDenlar> "just sticking it to the man?"
  256. Mar 19 14:45:08 <Twelve> "That's a good sign, then."
  257. Mar 19 14:45:25 <Lyra_Bel> "S'the only way to fight back"
  258. Mar 19 14:45:36 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Samara by chance? We have some older files on a murderer known as Mauiki Samara."
  259. Mar 19 14:45:47 <Twelve> "If you did, then we'd have to start getting out the sentience tests, preparing a ZK-class wipe, and doing all sorts of other things covered in red tape I don't want to do."
  260. Mar 19 14:45:49 <KaraDenlar> "fight the universe?"
  261. Mar 19 14:45:57 <KaraDenlar> "sounds like a losing battle."
  262. Mar 19 14:46:03 <Twelve> "Samara...oh god."
  263. Mar 19 14:46:12 * Twelve gets out a walkie-talkie
  264. Mar 19 14:46:33 <Twelve> "Code Alpha-17!"
  265. Mar 19 14:46:41 * Twelve shuts off the walkie-talkie
  266. Mar 19 14:46:48 * KaraDenlar drinks some more tea.
  267. Mar 19 14:47:16 <Lyra_Bel> "That's the plan, yeah"
  268. Mar 19 14:47:19 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Data proved him to an interesting case. Ancestor was involved with the Patrons of Unity for a short time. The Jackal was not."
  269. Mar 19 14:47:22 <Lyra_Bel> "S'complicated"
  270. Mar 19 14:47:29 <Twelve> Kara: You end up drinking some grey liquid. You end up floating in the air by a few inches.
  271. Mar 19 14:47:37 <KaraDenlar> "you don't honestly expect to win, do you?"
  272. Mar 19 14:47:38 <Twelve> The acctual drink tasted like dirt, though.
  273. Mar 19 14:47:50 <KaraDenlar> "why am i still drinking this."
  274. Mar 19 14:48:15 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Logical conclusion would be thirst."
  275. Mar 19 14:48:27 * Mathmatt878 (Mathmatt87@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) has joined
  276. Mar 19 14:48:35 <Twelve> "Because the owner of the Mines decided to make you."
  277. Mar 19 14:48:39 <Twelve> "He's a cool guy."
  278. Mar 19 14:48:43 <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, I plan to lose alright"
  279. Mar 19 14:48:46 * Mathmatt878 is now known as Kazuma_Raigeki
  280. Mar 19 14:48:51 <Twelve> "Kazuma!"
  281. Mar 19 14:48:51 <KaraDenlar> "sounds like a chode."
  282. Mar 19 14:49:16 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hello!"
  283. Mar 19 14:49:21 * Akolit_Ameiza looks over the new comer
  284. Mar 19 14:49:28 * Twelve 's voice starts to resemble Bill Cipher more than usual
  285. Mar 19 14:49:37 <Lyra_Bel> "Welcome to purgatory"
  286. Mar 19 14:49:44 <Twelve> "Oh man I've been waiting MILLENIA to tell you this!"
  287. Mar 19 14:49:46 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, fun."
  288. Mar 19 14:49:49 <Twelve> "YOU'RE IN A VIDEO GAME!"
  289. Mar 19 14:49:58 <Twelve> "AND I'M THE DEVELOPER!"
  290. Mar 19 14:50:01 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Illogical."
  291. Mar 19 14:50:13 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "First of all, duh."
  292. Mar 19 14:50:21 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Second of all, what the heck, you suck at developing!"
  293. Mar 19 14:50:24 <Twelve> "Shh, Akolit. It's not a thing you would know about."
  294. Mar 19 14:50:28 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Do you know how many glitches I've encoutnered?"
  295. Mar 19 14:50:37 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Dude, it's not even funny."
  296. Mar 19 14:50:37 <Twelve> "Oh, those aren't bugs, those are features."
  297. Mar 19 14:50:47 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Negative, this unit has seen and documented enough."
  298. Mar 19 14:50:49 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's what I kept telling myself."
  299. Mar 19 14:50:52 <Twelve> "Oh, it's not just funny! It's hilarious!"
  300. Mar 19 14:51:05 * Twelve materializes a bowl of popcorn
  301. Mar 19 14:51:11 <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Wait, is the pre or post sburb?)
  302. Mar 19 14:51:13 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Such delusions to affirm are dangerous."
  303. Mar 19 14:51:43 <Twelve> ((you got picked up from whatever you were at, in that instant you got dropped off here, and everything back in the main canon world is "paused"))
  304. Mar 19 14:51:52 <Kazuma_Raigeki> (got it)
  305. Mar 19 14:51:57 <Lyra_Bel> "Worst. Game. Ever."
  306. Mar 19 14:52:11 <KaraDenlar> "yeah i'm taking some of that popcorn."
  307. Mar 19 14:52:13 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Dude, what's with the NPCs just blatantly shutting everything down?"
  308. Mar 19 14:52:14 <Lyra_Bel> "Like, I know it's cliche to tell people to kill themselves and all"
  309. Mar 19 14:52:25 * KaraDenlar stuffs her hand in the bowl.
  310. Mar 19 14:52:25 <Lyra_Bel> "I know, right!?"
  311. Mar 19 14:52:29 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Disagree. This universe has been enlightening for this unit."
  312. Mar 19 14:52:36 * Twelve hands Kara a bowl
  313. Mar 19 14:52:44 <Lyra_Bel> "They're *everywhere*!"
  314. Mar 19 14:52:53 * Th (Th@DSL-3-240.1scom.net) has joined
  315. Mar 19 14:52:55 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Like, seriously, the game shouldn't just have areas were certain stuff just DOESN'T work."
  316. Mar 19 14:53:08 <Twelve> "Who ever said the game was designed to be fair?"
  317. Mar 19 14:53:09 * Th is now known as Thalix_Colas
  318. Mar 19 14:53:14 <Lyra_Bel> "Or NPCs that have infinite damage attacks"
  319. Mar 19 14:53:26 <Twelve> "It was designed to be fun, but not for you necessarily."
  320. Mar 19 14:53:29 <KaraDenlar> "sounds like a pretty shitty game to be honest."
  321. Mar 19 14:53:37 * Thalix_Colas is now known as Thalix_Scolas
  322. Mar 19 14:53:40 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, you're one of THOSE developers."
  323. Mar 19 14:53:50 <Lyra_Bel> "Figured as much, yeah"
  324. Mar 19 14:53:50 <Twelve> "...yep."
  325. Mar 19 14:53:55 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Have you entertained the thought this is not a game at all?"
  326. Mar 19 14:54:06 <KaraDenlar> "being trapped inside a haunted art gallery isn't fun."
  327. Mar 19 14:54:08 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah, that's a good point!"
  328. Mar 19 14:54:09 <Twelve> "Akolit, it shouldn't be a game to you."
  329. Mar 19 14:54:13 <KaraDenlar> "it's not even scary."
  330. Mar 19 14:54:14 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "You're probably not even the developer!"
  331. Mar 19 14:54:14 <Twelve> "From my perspective, though, it is."
  332. Mar 19 14:54:22 <KaraDenlar> "it's just stupid."
  333. Mar 19 14:54:24 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Fair point."
  334. Mar 19 14:54:30 <Lyra_Bel> "So you're the world"
  335. Mar 19 14:54:34 <Lyra_Bel> "Twelve."
  336. Mar 19 14:54:40 <Twelve> "Yeah?"
  337. Mar 19 14:55:04 <Lyra_Bel> "What's it like watching your children die?"
  338. Mar 19 14:55:10 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "You can't just be the developer in your own game, that's dumb."
  339. Mar 19 14:55:19 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "No one would play it, you can just hack in everything you need."
  340. Mar 19 14:55:24 <Twelve> "My own children? They're idiots."
  341. Mar 19 14:55:28 * Akolit_Ameiza freezes as soon as Lyra speaks
  342. Mar 19 14:55:31 <KaraDenlar> "never heard of a cameo kaz?"
  343. Mar 19 14:55:33 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's a bad game, it won't sell well."
  344. Mar 19 14:55:37 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Who are you?"
  345. Mar 19 14:55:41 <Twelve> "One's named Mike. Based after me, except less perfect and amazign and spectacular."
  346. Mar 19 14:55:44 <Twelve> "What an edgelord."
  347. Mar 19 14:55:47 <KaraDenlar> "it's kara."
  348. Mar 19 14:55:49 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Request to move the topic from the death of children."
  349. Mar 19 14:55:51 <Twelve> "The other's named Feraku, who's sorta weird."
  350. Mar 19 14:55:54 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hi, Kara!"
  351. Mar 19 14:56:02 * KaraDenlar waves.
  352. Mar 19 14:56:07 <KaraDenlar> "yeah hi."
  353. Mar 19 14:56:07 <Lyra_Bel> "Can't, busy killing babies"
  354. Mar 19 14:56:17 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, well what the heck, guy?"
  355. Mar 19 14:56:19 <Twelve> "Kazuma, you're outside the game you were in right now."
  356. Mar 19 14:56:22 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Don't raise the age rating on us, here."
  357. Mar 19 14:56:27 <Lyra_Bel> "So you'd have absolutely no qualms about me murdering your child?"
  358. Mar 19 14:56:40 <Twelve> "There's not much of an age rating. The ESRB can't touch us here!"
  359. Mar 19 14:56:45 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, so I'm not in a new game, I'm just on a side mission expansion pack."
  360. Mar 19 14:56:50 <Twelve> "I don't have any real children, Lyra."
  361. Mar 19 14:56:50 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That explains SO MUCH."
  362. Mar 19 14:56:57 <Akolit_Ameiza> "You are a strange woman."
  363. Mar 19 14:57:04 <Twelve> "No, not a side mission. I mean, you're completely outside the game."
  364. Mar 19 14:57:09 <Twelve> "This is where the developers live."
  365. Mar 19 14:57:15 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, good. So the expansion won't sell well, but my game will still be popular."
  366. Mar 19 14:57:20 <Lyra_Bel> "Course not. You *love* kids, obviously"
  367. Mar 19 14:57:40 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Affirmative."
  368. Mar 19 14:57:40 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Dude, don't hurt my reputation by releasing bad expansions."
  369. Mar 19 14:57:43 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's not cool."
  370. Mar 19 14:57:51 <KaraDenlar> "you're a dad akolit?"
  371. Mar 19 14:58:05 <Akolit_Ameiza> "In a manner of speaking."
  372. Mar 19 14:58:13 <Twelve> "You're not in an expansion either."
  373. Mar 19 14:58:24 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I think generic emo character was talking to the quote unquote 'developer'"
  374. Mar 19 14:58:24 <KaraDenlar> "not judging, but 15 years sounds a bit young."
  375. Mar 19 14:58:29 <Twelve> "Think of it this way, Kazuma."
  376. Mar 19 14:58:36 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We are the sole caregiver of the Legion. They are my children. All 212 of them."
  377. Mar 19 14:58:42 <Lyra_Bel> "Ain't emo. Just tired."
  378. Mar 19 14:58:42 * Twelve draws a circle in the air, a circle made of light appears
  379. Mar 19 14:58:45 <KaraDenlar> "wow."
  380. Mar 19 14:58:53 <KaraDenlar> "sounds fucking annoying."
  381. Mar 19 14:58:54 <Twelve> "This circle is the game. You are not in this circle."
  382. Mar 19 14:58:56 <Lyra_Bel> "And very desperate"
  383. Mar 19 14:59:10 * Thalix_Scolas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  384. Mar 19 14:59:12 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Want some Doritos™?"
  385. Mar 19 14:59:12 <Akolit_Ameiza> "They are the Light of this unit's life. We would not be here without them."
  386. Mar 19 14:59:25 * Thalix_Scolas (Thalix_Sco@mdf5636d0.tmodns.net) has joined
  387. Mar 19 14:59:27 <KaraDenlar> "212 kids is enough for me to find a very high and windy bridge."
  388. Mar 19 14:59:40 <Lyra_Bel> "Windy bridges don't help, trust me"
  389. Mar 19 14:59:43 <KaraDenlar> "and have a nice sightseeing tour as i fall of it."
  390. Mar 19 14:59:50 <KaraDenlar> *off
  391. Mar 19 15:00:09 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Hm."
  392. Mar 19 15:00:15 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Very well."
  393. Mar 19 15:00:40 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Alright, so I guess if we're all just making cameos in a completely different game, the suicide talk can stay."
  394. Mar 19 15:00:51 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But I can't be affiliated with that by talking about it myself."
  395. Mar 19 15:00:55 <Twelve> "Kazuma, you're not in any game right now."
  396. Mar 19 15:00:55 <Lyra_Bel> "Nobody's talking about suicide"
  397. Mar 19 15:01:10 <Lyra_Bel> "Infanticide is completely different"
  398. Mar 19 15:01:31 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "The whole 'sightseeing as I fall off it' thing?"
  399. Mar 19 15:01:38 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Negative. Jumping off a bridge is a form of self termination."
  400. Mar 19 15:01:47 <Twelve> "Video games are self-contained electronic worlds. There have to be players, right?"
  401. Mar 19 15:01:55 <KaraDenlar> "no, you see, it's a sightseeing tour that will leave me very happy."
  402. Mar 19 15:01:55 <Twelve> "We're the players! Also the developers!"
  403. Mar 19 15:02:06 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "No we're not, don't be dumb."
  404. Mar 19 15:02:09 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "We're the characters."
  405. Mar 19 15:02:12 * Akolit_Ameiza puts a hand on his head, holding his tongue
  406. Mar 19 15:02:19 <Twelve> "You're the characters."
  407. Mar 19 15:02:25 <Akolit_Ameiza> "......"
  408. Mar 19 15:02:26 <Lyra_Bel> "We're the game pieces"
  409. Mar 19 15:02:30 <KaraDenlar> "wow how wonderful."
  410. Mar 19 15:02:32 <Thalix_Scolas> "Whos to say the bab1es mad3 a sturdy bridg3?"
  411. Mar 19 15:02:35 <Twelve> "We, as in us, the Overlords, are the players/developers!"
  412. Mar 19 15:02:48 <Lyra_Bel> "Well then screw you"
  413. Mar 19 15:02:54 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "The only time you're the player AND developer is if you're playtesting."
  414. Mar 19 15:02:55 <KaraDenlar> "that sounds stupid."
  415. Mar 19 15:03:06 <Twelve> "And speaking of jumping off a bridge, it's an activity that sounds like a really good idea while trying to explain stuff right now."
  416. Mar 19 15:03:14 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And if you're playtesting, I have a list of complaints and suggestions."
  417. Mar 19 15:03:16 <Twelve> "Kazuma, have you ever heard of Dungeons and Dragons?"
  418. Mar 19 15:03:18 <Lyra_Bel> "Yes. Do that."
  419. Mar 19 15:03:36 <Lyra_Bel> "Go find a bridge and pirouette off"
  420. Mar 19 15:03:38 <Twelve> "It's a little past your time, maybe, but you've probably heard of it in passing."
  421. Mar 19 15:03:40 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We are sensing a lot of ill will towards the Twelve. For what reason?"
  422. Mar 19 15:03:57 <Lyra_Bel> "He made the game"
  423. Mar 19 15:04:01 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Well, because he's playtesting a broken game. I'm gonna tell you how to fix it."
  424. Mar 19 15:04:14 <Lyra_Bel> "That makes you the murderer of a whole lotta people I happened to like"
  425. Mar 19 15:04:29 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "First of all, no anti-psionic areas. That's just dumb and completely shuts down specific classes."
  426. Mar 19 15:04:35 <Twelve> "Kazuma, I'm not taking your ideas! You're the character, you'd just make everything all easy for yourself!"
  427. Mar 19 15:04:41 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Lack of enjoyment from an experience may be due to the participants not the game its self."
  428. Mar 19 15:04:45 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "No no no, of course I wouldn't."
  429. Mar 19 15:04:52 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I don't WANT the game to be easy."
  430. Mar 19 15:04:57 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I WANT it to be a good game."
  431. Mar 19 15:05:00 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "For the players."
  432. Mar 19 15:05:06 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Make it as hard as you want, go ahead."
  433. Mar 19 15:05:12 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But make it a good game."
  434. Mar 19 15:05:46 <Twelve> "Akolit, it's understandable. I did sort of help in the creation of about two dozen worlds inhabited by some teens forced to play a game that has a high chance of death."
  435. Mar 19 15:06:05 <Lyra_Bel> "And killed four universes back home"
  436. Mar 19 15:06:13 <Twelve> "Blame this one guy named Andrew Hussie for the whole thing though. It was his idea!"
  437. Mar 19 15:06:19 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "So, no anti-psionic areas to shut down certain classes, no immune to reason NPCs, no just randomly spawning enemies that are way too hard for the current level in front of people and forcing them to run away."
  438. Mar 19 15:06:21 <KaraDenlar> "completely understandable."
  439. Mar 19 15:06:24 * Lyra_Bel clenches her teeth. "Including my parents."
  440. Mar 19 15:06:35 * Akolit_Ameiza shrugs
  441. Mar 19 15:06:36 <Twelve> "Oh yeah, your parents...."
  442. Mar 19 15:06:42 <KaraDenlar> "my brother..."
  443. Mar 19 15:06:43 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah, sorry man, but this is generic edgy character 101 stuff."
  444. Mar 19 15:06:49 <Twelve> "You'll...meet them in the end!"
  445. Mar 19 15:06:56 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And don't worry about your parents, it's backstory!"
  446. Mar 19 15:07:03 <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, I intend to."
  447. Mar 19 15:07:09 <Akolit_Ameiza> "You all seem rather... emotionally or mentally unstable."
  448. Mar 19 15:07:12 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "My mom's gone, but it's all just backstory."
  449. Mar 19 15:07:12 <KaraDenlar> "dude, everyone knows SOMEONE who's died in the thing that happened."
  450. Mar 19 15:07:15 <Lyra_Bel> "And I'm dragging your excuse for a world down with me"
  451. Mar 19 15:07:29 <KaraDenlar> "my friend's lusus thing died right before everything."
  452. Mar 19 15:07:32 <KaraDenlar> "it sucked."
  453. Mar 19 15:07:38 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Alright, found the dark mage."
  454. Mar 19 15:08:00 <Twelve> "And what Kazuma said. Your parents aren't sentient, they're manifestations of the Overlord guiding your journey technically."
  455. Mar 19 15:08:12 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Nonsense."
  456. Mar 19 15:08:15 <Twelve> "To put it simply, you're a tabletop game."
  457. Mar 19 15:08:15 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, dude, don't take credit for the real developer's work."
  458. Mar 19 15:08:18 * Thalix_Scolas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  459. Mar 19 15:08:20 <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, that makes it better"
  460. Mar 19 15:08:34 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "This is just a spinoff game."
  461. Mar 19 15:08:41 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "What you do here isn't canon."
  462. Mar 19 15:08:49 <Lyra_Bel> "Screw you, screw your game, and screw this legally-mandated break from perpetual dismemberment"
  463. Mar 19 15:08:56 * Lyra_Bel (uid117739@id-117739.richmond.irccloud.com) has left
  464. Mar 19 15:08:59 * Akolit_Ameiza eyes glow a bit
  465. Mar 19 15:09:08 <KaraDenlar> "oh hey, she just vanished."
  466. Mar 19 15:09:09 <Twelve> "Kazuma, I swear to Gygax-Hussie-Arneson the Almighty Icosahedron..."
  467. Mar 19 15:09:15 <KaraDenlar> "wonder how that works."
  468. Mar 19 15:09:18 <Twelve> "Well, bye."
  469. Mar 19 15:09:36 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I imagine it's yet ANOTHER bug."
  470. Mar 19 15:09:41 <Twelve> "But Kazuma's right on one part, this is a 'spinoff' in a sense."
  471. Mar 19 15:09:41 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Not cool, man."
  472. Mar 19 15:09:53 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "You don't release a spinoff game while you're playtesting it."
  473. Mar 19 15:09:57 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "This is not an open beta."
  474. Mar 19 15:10:03 <Twelve> "Nope! The Strategist jsut wanted to pull Lyra out. He said he was busy."
  475. Mar 19 15:10:04 <KaraDenlar> "maybe it is."
  476. Mar 19 15:10:15 <KaraDenlar> "maybe you know nothing."
  477. Mar 19 15:10:18 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Open betas are where you get players who abuse the bugs like that."
  478. Mar 19 15:10:36 <KaraDenlar> "maybe we're all actually magical horses."
  479. Mar 19 15:10:43 <Akolit_Ameiza> "What is a horse?"
  480. Mar 19 15:10:44 <Twelve> "It's not a bug, Lyra's player was busy!"
  481. Mar 19 15:10:56 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "First, get rid of all the bugs, THEN you release it to open beta to find any more that you might have missed."
  482. Mar 19 15:10:59 <KaraDenlar> "whaaaaaaateeeeeeeeeeeever."
  483. Mar 19 15:11:14 <Twelve> "There's yet another, higher dimension outside of here, and I could try to explain it but it would be really boring."
  484. Mar 19 15:11:15 <KaraDenlar> "i'm going to go find a drink that isn't fucking terrible."
  485. Mar 19 15:11:32 <Twelve> Kara finds some bleach.
  486. Mar 19 15:11:34 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, that's good, you actually have the option to quit."
  487. Mar 19 15:11:41 * Anastasia_Locke (webchat@xllWLAB-LW.kpu.ca) has joined
  488. Mar 19 15:11:41 <KaraDenlar> "this is not what i meant."
  489. Mar 19 15:11:53 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Which brings me to ANOTHER point I wanted to address."
  490. Mar 19 15:11:58 <Twelve> Kara finds some Windex.
  491. Mar 19 15:12:01 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "No taking away the option to save."
  492. Mar 19 15:12:11 <KaraDenlar> "this isn't what i meant either."
  493. Mar 19 15:12:11 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's just. No."
  494. Mar 19 15:12:17 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh hey Kaz. What's going on?"
  495. Mar 19 15:12:22 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hi, Ana!"
  496. Mar 19 15:12:24 <Akolit_Ameiza> "What is a horse?"
  497. Mar 19 15:12:28 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "We're in a spinoff game!"
  498. Mar 19 15:12:33 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "It sucks!"
  499. Mar 19 15:12:38 <Anastasia_Locke> "That makes absolutely no sense, but sure!"
  500. Mar 19 15:12:46 <Twelve> Kara finds some arsenic.
  501. Mar 19 15:12:46 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "He's playtesting it WHILE releasing it to the public."
  502. Mar 19 15:12:57 <KaraDenlar> "you got any cleaner?"
  503. Mar 19 15:13:00 <KaraDenlar> "like..."
  504. Mar 19 15:13:07 <Anastasia_Locke> "What needs to be cleaned?"
  505. Mar 19 15:13:10 <KaraDenlar> "ammonia?"
  506. Mar 19 15:13:22 <Twelve> Kara finds some ammonia.
  507. Mar 19 15:13:31 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Our armor is nominal. No need for cleaning."
  508. Mar 19 15:13:36 <KaraDenlar> "oh sweet."
  509. Mar 19 15:13:50 * KaraDenlar mixes the bleach, the windex, and the ammonia.
  510. Mar 19 15:13:57 <Twelve> "WHAT ARE YOU"
  511. Mar 19 15:14:05 <KaraDenlar> "having fun."
  512. Mar 19 15:14:12 <Twelve> "no no no n ono nonononononONONONONONONONONO--"
  513. Mar 19 15:14:32 <Akolit_Ameiza> (mind control to stop or.... nah this unit doesnt care)
  514. Mar 19 15:14:36 <Twelve> All the windows shatter.
  515. Mar 19 15:14:44 <KaraDenlar> "ahhhhh"
  516. Mar 19 15:14:47 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Oh dear."
  517. Mar 19 15:14:50 <KaraDenlar> "i love fresh air."
  518. Mar 19 15:14:57 * KaraDenlar inhales deeply.
  519. Mar 19 15:15:05 <KaraDenlar> "heh."
  520. Mar 19 15:15:08 <Twelve> Kara faces some burns in her lungs.
  521. Mar 19 15:15:13 <KaraDenlar> "i feel a bit funny."
  522. Mar 19 15:15:15 <Twelve> She doesn't die, though.
  523. Mar 19 15:15:25 * KaraDenlar faints.
  524. Mar 19 15:15:33 <Twelve> She's conscious the whole time.
  525. Mar 19 15:15:38 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, can we stop with the attempted suicides?"
  526. Mar 19 15:15:44 * Anastasia_Locke begins breathing through a scarf
  527. Mar 19 15:15:54 <KaraDenlar> "feeeelllllss gooooooooooood."
  528. Mar 19 15:15:57 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I don't wanna part of an M rated spinoff game."
  529. Mar 19 15:16:02 <Anastasia_Locke> "So... how is everyone ELSE doing today?"
  530. Mar 19 15:16:07 * KaraDenlar snorks from the mixture.
  531. Mar 19 15:16:16 * KaraDenlar has passed.
  532. Mar 19 15:16:22 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Twelve...... is self termination possible in this realm?"
  533. Mar 19 15:16:33 * KaraDenlar (~WHATISLOS@c-73-160-123-91.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has left (Leaving)
  534. Mar 19 15:16:35 <Twelve> "No, you'll probably be brought right back!"
  535. Mar 19 15:16:44 * KaraDenlar (~WHATISLOS@c-73-160-123-91.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined
  536. Mar 19 15:16:46 <Akolit_Ameiza> "May we try something?"
  537. Mar 19 15:16:53 <KaraDenlar> oh uh
  538. Mar 19 15:17:01 * KaraDenlar (~WHATISLOS@c-73-160-123-91.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has left (Leaving)
  539. Mar 19 15:17:02 <Twelve> "No, you may not kill yourself. It's not very fun to watch. It's sort of sad."
  540. Mar 19 15:17:13 * RevarkFritan (~WHATISLOS@c-73-160-123-91.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined
  541. Mar 19 15:17:18 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Well if you are correct, we wish to test this."
  542. Mar 19 15:17:22 <Anastasia_Locke> "Why are we killing ourselves again?"
  543. Mar 19 15:17:23 <RevarkFritan> ((forgot to change my name, silly.))
  544. Mar 19 15:17:27 <RevarkFritan> uh
  545. Mar 19 15:17:31 <RevarkFritan> whats going on?
  546. Mar 19 15:17:35 <Anastasia_Locke> "Come on you guys!"
  547. Mar 19 15:17:42 <RevarkFritan> where
  548. Mar 19 15:17:46 <RevarkFritan> where am i?
  549. Mar 19 15:17:54 <Twelve> "People don't like this place, apparently."
  550. Mar 19 15:17:57 <Anastasia_Locke> "NO IDEA!"
  551. Mar 19 15:17:58 <Twelve> "It's understandable."
  552. Mar 19 15:18:07 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Your spinoff title sucks."
  553. Mar 19 15:18:07 <Twelve> "A space in-between dimensions!"
  554. Mar 19 15:18:15 <RevarkFritan> why is
  555. Mar 19 15:18:18 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Finish the alpha before putting it into beta."
  556. Mar 19 15:18:21 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Awaiting clearance."
  557. Mar 19 15:18:21 <Anastasia_Locke> "Ooh, cool! So like hyperspace!"
  558. Mar 19 15:18:27 <Twelve> "Welcome to the Icosahedral Plane, specifically the ballroom of the Red Lotus Hotel and Casino!"
  559. Mar 19 15:18:36 <RevarkFritan> why is there a girl lying facedown in the cleaners?
  560. Mar 19 15:18:46 <Twelve> "Oh, that? Uh..."
  561. Mar 19 15:18:47 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh cool, Thal and I were just in a hotel and casino. Is this a part of the contest?"
  562. Mar 19 15:19:06 * Twelve fires a beam of light out of his left hand at the girl and the cleaners. They are now gone.
  563. Mar 19 15:19:13 <RevarkFritan> *um*
  564. Mar 19 15:19:15 <Anastasia_Locke> "Ooh, fancy."
  565. Mar 19 15:19:17 <RevarkFritan> *okay*
  566. Mar 19 15:19:18 <Twelve> "Nope, no contest here."
  567. Mar 19 15:19:19 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh."
  568. Mar 19 15:19:24 <RevarkFritan> *ill just*
  569. Mar 19 15:19:31 <RevarkFritan> *sit over here*
  570. Mar 19 15:19:33 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Twelve. Can you confirm that acts of self-termination are not permanent?"
  571. Mar 19 15:19:33 <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww. Then what's going on?"
  572. Mar 19 15:19:35 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I was just doing alchemy, nowhere near a casino."
  573. Mar 19 15:20:05 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh man, you should TOTALLY come hang out with us. It's so cool! The pigs are just ADORABLE with their little pirate hats."
  574. Mar 19 15:20:05 <Twelve> "Akolit, trust me, after talking to Lyra for a prolonged period of time I'm seriously thinking of it, but sadly, it's impossible."
  575. Mar 19 15:20:09 <Twelve> "I'm immortal here."
  576. Mar 19 15:20:14 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Sure, I'll do that some time."
  577. Mar 19 15:20:20 <Akolit_Ameiza> "But are we."
  578. Mar 19 15:20:27 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Apparently not."
  579. Mar 19 15:20:32 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Kara just killed herself."
  580. Mar 19 15:20:39 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Lyra just quit the game."
  581. Mar 19 15:20:40 <RevarkFritan> *was that*
  582. Mar 19 15:20:40 <Twelve> "You can die, but you can come back if your respective overlord wills you to."
  583. Mar 19 15:20:47 <RevarkFritan> *was that the girl?*
  584. Mar 19 15:20:52 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yep."
  585. Mar 19 15:20:53 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Would you bring us back?"
  586. Mar 19 15:20:53 <RevarkFritan> *in the cleaner?*
  587. Mar 19 15:20:58 <Twelve> "Overlord Logan has a strange sense of humor, I'm not sure what he'll do."
  588. Mar 19 15:21:00 <RevarkFritan> *what overlord?*
  589. Mar 19 15:21:03 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And of course the player can choose to keep playing."
  590. Mar 19 15:21:12 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "What kind of game doesn't let you quit and start again?"
  591. Mar 19 15:21:16 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's just. Dumb."
  592. Mar 19 15:21:23 <Twelve> "I can bring you back. Will I? Maybe."
  593. Mar 19 15:21:26 <Anastasia_Locke> "A lot of games work that way, Kaz."
  594. Mar 19 15:21:32 <Anastasia_Locke> "Roguelikes."
  595. Mar 19 15:21:43 <Anastasia_Locke> "Arcade games, too."
  596. Mar 19 15:21:45 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Not ones that have a save feature for that specific reason."
  597. Mar 19 15:21:55 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I have my save data here, I can save."
  598. Mar 19 15:22:04 <Akolit_Ameiza> "All those in present company, you may wish to....... save?"
  599. Mar 19 15:22:11 <Twelve> "Revark, I'm talking about whoever's controlling you. You're pretty much a tabletop game character. Many of us are both players of the game and developers of it."
  600. Mar 19 15:22:13 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "If I save, and I don't show up back here when I reload, there's gonna be problems."
  601. Mar 19 15:22:23 * Akolit_Ameiza adjust a few things on the suit, oddly excited
  602. Mar 19 15:22:34 <RevarkFritan> *who*
  603. Mar 19 15:22:41 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We hope you are right Twelve."
  604. Mar 19 15:22:42 <RevarkFritan> *whos controlling me?*
  605. Mar 19 15:22:52 <Twelve> "I hope I'm right too!"
  606. Mar 19 15:23:01 * Akolit_Ameiza 's armor starts to flash and tick
  607. Mar 19 15:23:26 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We have never tried this, so this is a good opportunity, no?"
  608. Mar 19 15:23:33 * Twelve mutters something that sort of sounds like "aloha snackbar"
  609. Mar 19 15:23:43 <Akolit_Ameiza> "FOR HER GLORY!"
  610. Mar 19 15:23:54 * Akolit_Ameiza detonates armor
  611. Mar 19 15:24:02 <RevarkFritan> *uH OH GOD*
  612. Mar 19 15:24:23 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Again with the suiciding!"
  613. Mar 19 15:24:31 <Anastasia_Locke> "It's apparently a serious problem."
  614. Mar 19 15:24:41 * Twelve makes some hand motions, forming a bubble of light around Akolit's body.
  615. Mar 19 15:24:48 <Anastasia_Locke> "I can fix that, if anybody else is feeling... down."
  616. Mar 19 15:25:04 <Twelve> He appears to be detonating in reverse now, glowing at the same time.
  617. Mar 19 15:25:21 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Please stop, this game is already edgy enough with generic emo character."
  618. Mar 19 15:25:31 * Akolit_Ameiza reforms and emerges from the sphere
  619. Mar 19 15:25:34 * Twelve snaps his fingers, and the bubble of light pops, leaving Akolit standing where he was.
  620. Mar 19 15:25:39 <RevarkFritan> *...*
  621. Mar 19 15:25:43 <RevarkFritan> *this is weird*
  622. Mar 19 15:25:48 <Anastasia_Locke> "Yup!"
  623. Mar 19 15:25:48 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Excellent results. Was there a powerful explosion?"
  624. Mar 19 15:25:50 <Twelve> "Please don't do that again. It's disturbing."
  625. Mar 19 15:25:51 <Anastasia_Locke> "Isn't it great?"
  626. Mar 19 15:25:59 <Twelve> "Do you want to see a video?"
  627. Mar 19 15:26:30 <RevarkFritan> *um*
  628. Mar 19 15:26:35 <RevarkFritan> *sure?*
  629. Mar 19 15:26:44 <Akolit_Ameiza> "If you have a recording that would be nice for data."
  630. Mar 19 15:26:46 <Twelve> "I was talking to Akolit, about his death just now."
  631. Mar 19 15:27:00 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We apologize for property damage."
  632. Mar 19 15:27:07 <Anastasia_Locke> "How's it work?"
  633. Mar 19 15:27:28 <Akolit_Ameiza> "What work?"
  634. Mar 19 15:27:35 * Twelve puts his hands up and makes L-shapes with his fingers like he's making a rectangle in the air with them, and slowly spreads them apart. When he puts his hands to his side, a screen appears floating in the air with those dimensions.
  635. Mar 19 15:27:39 <Anastasia_Locke> "The armour has a bomb of course, but is it a thing you can choose to turn on or does it work automatically?"
  636. Mar 19 15:27:50 <Twelve> Akolit's death begins playing on screen.
  637. Mar 19 15:28:04 * RevarkFritan turns away.
  638. Mar 19 15:28:13 * Akolit_Ameiza watches patiently
  639. Mar 19 15:28:15 <Anastasia_Locke> "Like, can you make it tied to your pulse or something else so that if you get hurt badly enough, you at least take the other guy down with you?"
  640. Mar 19 15:28:21 <Twelve> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0 plays in the background of the video.
  641. Mar 19 15:28:27 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Hm. We could do better."
  642. Mar 19 15:28:37 <Twelve> ((i'm sorry i had to))
  643. Mar 19 15:28:49 <Akolit_Ameiza> ((10/10 mike toplel))
  644. Mar 19 15:29:10 <RevarkFritan> *ugh*
  645. Mar 19 15:29:17 <RevarkFritan> *i dont feel good*
  646. Mar 19 15:29:34 <RevarkFritan> *like i can only be here for a bit longer*
  647. Mar 19 15:29:45 <RevarkFritan> *and that i have to le-*
  648. Mar 19 15:29:52 * RevarkFritan 's head explodes.
  649. Mar 19 15:29:56 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Not exactly. We can have it explode when this unit dies but it is activated by Akolit. The trigger for its detonation is also dependent on our choosing."
  650. Mar 19 15:29:58 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O :O :O
  651. Mar 19 15:30:02 * Akolit_Ameiza blinks
  652. Mar 19 15:30:08 <Twelve> "JESUS FUCK"
  653. Mar 19 15:30:13 <Akolit_Ameiza> "That we can't explain."
  654. Mar 19 15:30:26 <Anastasia_Locke> "IMPLANTS!"
  655. Mar 19 15:30:40 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Well what the heck?"
  656. Mar 19 15:30:45 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh wow troll technology is SO COOL! We're YEARS away from stuff like that being publically accessible!"
  657. Mar 19 15:30:51 <Twelve> "Darn it, Foreman of the Mines! At least warn me, or make a civilized exit!"
  658. Mar 19 15:30:52 * RevarkFritan is now known as MerkerGeieer
  659. Mar 19 15:31:02 <Twelve> "Oh, you're just ocming back as another person."
  660. Mar 19 15:31:07 <MerkerGeieer> WOAH what the heck?
  661. Mar 19 15:31:09 <Twelve> "Let me clean this up...."
  662. Mar 19 15:31:15 <Anastasia_Locke> "Wait wait wait!"
  663. Mar 19 15:31:18 <MerkerGeieer> THIS is very strange!
  664. Mar 19 15:31:22 <Anastasia_Locke> "I wanna see if I can find the detonator!"
  665. Mar 19 15:31:30 <MerkerGeieer> ((don't mind me, testing my C4 character.))
  666. Mar 19 15:31:36 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We have implants as well. Do you wish to see them in use?"
  667. Mar 19 15:31:38 <Anastasia_Locke> "Bombs would be SO useful back in Sburb!"
  668. Mar 19 15:31:43 <MerkerGeieer> WHO are you people?
  669. Mar 19 15:31:51 <MerkerGeieer> WHAT is this Sburb?
  670. Mar 19 15:31:53 * Twelve shoots a beam out of his left hand at Revark's exploded head and rest of his body, leaving behind nothing.
  671. Mar 19 15:31:57 <Anastasia_Locke> "I'm Ana, and this is Kaz!"
  672. Mar 19 15:31:59 <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww..."
  673. Mar 19 15:32:01 <Anastasia_Locke> :( :( :(
  674. Mar 19 15:32:03 <Twelve> "There is no detonator, Mines just felt like being random."
  675. Mar 19 15:32:09 <Akolit_Ameiza> "We are known as Akolit Ameiza, High Templar of the Lost."
  676. Mar 19 15:32:16 <Anastasia_Locke> "So, microwave rays?"
  677. Mar 19 15:32:18 <MerkerGeieer> WELL, it's nice to meet you!
  678. Mar 19 15:32:22 <Anastasia_Locke> "That's cool too!"
  679. Mar 19 15:32:26 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "If we're giving titles, I'm the main character."
  680. Mar 19 15:32:30 <MerkerGeieer> WOULD you like to make a purchase?
  681. Mar 19 15:32:38 <Anastasia_Locke> "A purchase of what?"
  682. Mar 19 15:32:40 * MerkerGeieer opens his jacket.
  683. Mar 19 15:32:44 <Anastasia_Locke> "Also, can my title be 'human'?"
  684. Mar 19 15:32:45 <Twelve> "You're not THE main character, Kazuma. You're only one main character."
  685. Mar 19 15:32:51 <MerkerGeieer> Rings and watches line the pockets.
  686. Mar 19 15:32:54 <Anastasia_Locke> "I think that's the best title I could EVER want."
  687. Mar 19 15:32:56 <MerkerGeieer> TAKE your pick!
  688. Mar 19 15:33:00 <Twelve> "Everybody in here except me is a main character."
  689. Mar 19 15:33:00 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Well yeah, there are the other party members."
  690. Mar 19 15:33:09 * Akolit_Ameiza blinks
  691. Mar 19 15:33:13 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But I'm the playable character."
  692. Mar 19 15:33:29 <Twelve> "Everybody here is a playable character, played by different people. This is a co-op game!"
  693. Mar 19 15:34:00 <MerkerGeieer> I don't know what you're talking about. HOW about you buy something? IT is a wise decision!
  694. Mar 19 15:34:07 * Anastasia_Locke_ (webchat@xllWLAB-LW.kpu.ca) has joined
  695. Mar 19 15:34:16 <Anastasia_Locke_> "Ooh! How much for a ring?"
  696. Mar 19 15:34:17 <Twelve> "You're the one played by Overlord Mathmatt, who runs a math class somewhere around here."
  697. Mar 19 15:34:26 <MerkerGeieer> LOOK at theses watches! THEY look so real! BECAUSE they are!
  698. Mar 19 15:34:30 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That sounds like the stupidest username ever."
  699. Mar 19 15:34:33 <MerkerGeieer> 1000 boonbucks!
  700. Mar 19 15:34:45 <Anastasia_Locke_> "Hmm..."
  701. Mar 19 15:34:52 <MerkerGeieer> IT'S A BARGAIN!
  702. Mar 19 15:35:08 <Anastasia_Locke_> "I actually have to split my money with Thal, sorry. Don't think I can spend his share. Do you have anything cheaper?"
  703. Mar 19 15:35:17 <MerkerGeieer> WELL!
  704. Mar 19 15:35:18 <Twelve> "Is this a beta character, Mines? I like him already!"
  705. Mar 19 15:35:29 <MerkerGeieer> IT sounds like you're a CHEAPO!
  706. Mar 19 15:35:43 <MerkerGeieer> IS that what you are cheaps? CHEAP?
  707. Mar 19 15:35:47 <Anastasia_Locke_> "I'm SORRY! I don't want to spend his money while he's not here."
  708. Mar 19 15:35:54 <MerkerGeieer> CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP
  709. Mar 19 15:36:04 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hey man, back off."
  710. Mar 19 15:36:15 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Don't be THAT shopkeeper that no one likes."
  711. Mar 19 15:36:19 <MerkerGeieer> OH I'm sorry miss!
  712. Mar 19 15:36:21 <Twelve> "Merker, have some tea."
  713. Mar 19 15:36:28 * Anastasia_Locke has quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
  714. Mar 19 15:36:34 * Anastasia_Locke_ is now known as Anastasia_Locke
  715. Mar 19 15:36:37 <MerkerGeieer> I just wanted to supply some lovely GOODS!
  716. Mar 19 15:36:47 <MerkerGeieer> THANK you good SIR!
  717. Mar 19 15:37:06 * MerkerGeieer takes some tea, and pours it into a thermos in his pocket.
  718. Mar 19 15:37:18 * MerkerGeieer does it discreetly of course.
  719. Mar 19 15:37:20 <Twelve> "I mean, actually drink it."
  720. Mar 19 15:37:27 <Anastasia_Locke> "Have you considered supplying less expensive goods? I don't think very many people at all could afford something like that."
  721. Mar 19 15:37:53 <MerkerGeieer> WHY, I do have some CHEAPER things!
  722. Mar 19 15:37:59 <Anastasia_Locke> "And also carrying that many valuables is very unsafe."
  723. Mar 19 15:38:05 <MerkerGeieer> FOR a CHEAPO like you!
  724. Mar 19 15:38:05 <Anastasia_Locke> "OH! Can I see?"
  725. Mar 19 15:38:20 <MerkerGeieer> THIS lovely artifact is only 250 BOONBUCKS!
  726. Mar 19 15:38:31 * MerkerGeieer gets a rock out of his coat.
  727. Mar 19 15:38:39 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O
  728. Mar 19 15:38:43 <Anastasia_Locke> "Another gravity rock?"
  729. Mar 19 15:38:46 <MerkerGeieer> GAZE into it's GLORY!
  730. Mar 19 15:38:54 <MerkerGeieer> uh SURE!
  731. Mar 19 15:39:01 <Anastasia_Locke> "That's SO AWESOME!!!!!"
  732. Mar 19 15:39:06 <Anastasia_Locke> "I'll take it!"
  733. Mar 19 15:39:11 <MerkerGeieer> IT is DEFINITELY a GRAVITY ROCK!
  734. Mar 19 15:39:30 <MerkerGeieer> YOU have the cash?
  735. Mar 19 15:39:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "I do!"
  736. Mar 19 15:40:16 <Anastasia_Locke> "Here!"
  737. Mar 19 15:40:22 <Twelve> "Merker, if you actually drank that tea I gave you, some of your problems would be solved."
  738. Mar 19 15:40:26 <MerkerGeieer> THANK you, good MADAM!
  739. Mar 19 15:40:35 * MerkerGeieer gives her the rock.
  740. Mar 19 15:40:39 <Anastasia_Locke> "A pleasure doing business with you!"
  741. Mar 19 15:40:45 * Anastasia_Locke gives Merker 250 boonbucks
  742. Mar 19 15:40:48 <MerkerGeieer> SPEAKING of TEA!
  743. Mar 19 15:41:03 <MerkerGeieer> WOULD ANYONE like a LOVELY DRINK?
  744. Mar 19 15:41:15 * MerkerGeieer holds his thermos aloft.
  745. Mar 19 15:41:23 <MerkerGeieer> ONLY 100 BOONBUCKS!
  746. Mar 19 15:41:57 * Twelve snickers
  747. Mar 19 15:42:14 <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, you're QUITE the salesman."
  748. Mar 19 15:42:26 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Impressive."
  749. Mar 19 15:42:26 <Anastasia_Locke> "But there's also free tea right over there, if I'm not mistaken."
  750. Mar 19 15:42:31 <MerkerGeieer> WELL!
  751. Mar 19 15:42:36 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Maybe his tea is better."
  752. Mar 19 15:42:38 <MerkerGeieer> THIS is SUPERIOUR TEA!
  753. Mar 19 15:42:43 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Called it!"
  754. Mar 19 15:42:47 <MerkerGeieer> MUCH SUPERIOR!
  755. Mar 19 15:42:51 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, AWESOME! How is it superior?"
  756. Mar 19 15:42:55 <MerkerGeieer> VERY, VERY SUPERIOR!
  757. Mar 19 15:42:58 <MerkerGeieer> Uh.
  758. Mar 19 15:43:01 <Twelve> "It is!"
  759. Mar 19 15:43:02 <MerkerGeieer> It uh.
  760. Mar 19 15:43:09 <MerkerGeieer> TASTES REALLY, REALLY GOOD!
  761. Mar 19 15:43:14 <Twelve> "What Merker said!"
  762. Mar 19 15:43:19 <MerkerGeieer> YOU should buy it!
  763. Mar 19 15:43:21 <MerkerGeieer> NOW!
  764. Mar 19 15:43:40 <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, I'm a bit strapped for cash after buying your DELIGHTFUL gravity rock."
  765. Mar 19 15:43:51 <Anastasia_Locke> "But oh, why not one more? I'll take it!"
  766. Mar 19 15:44:01 <MerkerGeieer> FANTASTIC!
  767. Mar 19 15:44:04 <MerkerGeieer> BUT!
  768. Mar 19 15:44:12 * AnionCation (AnionCatio@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has joined
  769. Mar 19 15:44:13 <Anastasia_Locke> "But?"
  770. Mar 19 15:44:14 <MerkerGeieer> IT seems you need a CUP!
  771. Mar 19 15:44:24 <Twelve> "Here's a cup, Ana."
  772. Mar 19 15:44:27 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Twelve"
  773. Mar 19 15:44:31 <Twelve> "Yes?"
  774. Mar 19 15:44:32 <MerkerGeieer> I can't very well pour this TEA into your hand, can I?
  775. Mar 19 15:44:37 <Akolit_Ameiza> "You said something of Operators, no?"
  776. Mar 19 15:44:38 <Anastasia_Locke> "Thank you. I'm sorry, but what was your name again?"
  777. Mar 19 15:44:41 <MerkerGeieer> NO no NO!
  778. Mar 19 15:44:43 <Twelve> "Yes, Overlords."
  779. Mar 19 15:44:45 <Anastasia_Locke> "I actually DO have a thermos in my sylladex."
  780. Mar 19 15:44:53 <Anastasia_Locke> "A few, really."
  781. Mar 19 15:44:53 <MerkerGeieer> YOU need an EXCELLENT CUP!
  782. Mar 19 15:44:56 <MerkerGeieer> LIKE THIS!
  783. Mar 19 15:44:58 <Anastasia_Locke> "I always like to be prepared!"
  784. Mar 19 15:45:00 * AnionCation has quit (Client Quit)
  785. Mar 19 15:45:12 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Are there others that share the same Overlord as this unit?"
  786. Mar 19 15:45:12 * MerkerGeieer pulls out a paper cup from his endless jacket.
  787. Mar 19 15:45:19 <MerkerGeieer> 50 BOONBUCKS!
  788. Mar 19 15:45:25 <Twelve> "Yes! There's Kai...and...some other people!"
  789. Mar 19 15:45:45 <Anastasia_Locke> "I think this cup will be enough for now."
  790. Mar 19 15:45:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "But thank you for the offer" :) :) :)
  791. Mar 19 15:45:59 <MerkerGeieer> HOW disappointing.
  792. Mar 19 15:46:00 <Kazuma_Raigeki> (I assume by "this unit" he meant himself, and kai's my character)
  793. Mar 19 15:46:08 <Akolit_Ameiza> (^)
  794. Mar 19 15:46:13 <Kazuma_Raigeki> (don't lie to your players, man)
  795. Mar 19 15:46:15 <Twelve> ((wait fuck))
  796. Mar 19 15:46:18 <Kazuma_Raigeki> (that's how you make a bad spinoff game)
  797. Mar 19 15:46:21 <Twelve> ((retcon what i said))
  798. Mar 19 15:46:23 * MerkerGeieer grudgingly pours the tea into the cup.
  799. Mar 19 15:46:27 <Akolit_Ameiza> (im trying to shift into Shutai lol)
  800. Mar 19 15:46:32 <Anastasia_Locke> "Thank you!" :D :D :D :D :D
  801. Mar 19 15:46:35 <Kazuma_Raigeki> (I wanna try Vizaro)
  802. Mar 19 15:46:49 <Twelve> "Yes! There's Mauiki, and some squid guy. Hentai, I think?"
  803. Mar 19 15:46:53 <Twelve> "No, it was Shutai."
  804. Mar 19 15:47:02 * Anastasia_Locke hands Merker 100 boonbucks and then drinks the superior tea
  805. Mar 19 15:47:08 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Wait, players can make multiple characters?"
  806. Mar 19 15:47:16 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Huh, cool."
  807. Mar 19 15:47:26 <MerkerGeieer> MULTIPLE characters?
  808. Mar 19 15:47:27 <Twelve> "Yep! Your player also made Kai...and...some other guys I guess."
  809. Mar 19 15:47:28 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Seems a bit excessive for just a spinoff game."
  810. Mar 19 15:47:34 <MerkerGeieer> CAN you please explain this?
  811. Mar 19 15:47:38 <Akolit_Ameiza> "May we see the form of the latter, Shutai?"
  812. Mar 19 15:47:44 <MerkerGeieer> I find myself somewhat confused.
  813. Mar 19 15:47:46 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Alright, lemme just save and I'll make a new guy."
  814. Mar 19 15:47:51 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
  815. Mar 19 15:47:55 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hey, Ana, wanna make a new character with me?"
  816. Mar 19 15:47:59 <Twelve> "He's a kid. Or a squid."
  817. Mar 19 15:48:11 <MerkerGeieer> WHY is the girl panicking slightly?
  818. Mar 19 15:48:14 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "We could get the chance to be a troll!"
  819. Mar 19 15:48:14 <Anastasia_Locke> "No thank you!"
  820. Mar 19 15:48:15 <Akolit_Ameiza> "Data is void for such a troll."
  821. Mar 19 15:48:16 * Jonah_Grey (~N00bFlesh@ptr-2hj4tbj0whnw4d9brtnb5hmz6.ip6.access.telenet.be) has joined
  822. Mar 19 15:48:20 <MerkerGeieer> AND what saving?
  823. Mar 19 15:48:21 <Anastasia_Locke> "Humans are better anyway."
  824. Mar 19 15:48:22 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Wouldn't that be so cool?!"
  825. Mar 19 15:48:25 <MerkerGeieer> OH!
  826. Mar 19 15:48:27 <Twelve> "This video should be sufficient enough to explain it."
  827. Mar 19 15:48:28 <Twelve> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZjS6YMb7C4
  828. Mar 19 15:48:33 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Well yeah, but it'd give the player some free info on their backstory."
  829. Mar 19 15:48:35 <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay YEAH it would be pretty awesome to be a troll."
  830. Mar 19 15:48:38 <MerkerGeieer> A new guest!
  831. Mar 19 15:48:45 <MerkerGeieer> GREETINGS SIR!
  832. Mar 19 15:48:48 * Jonah_Grey crashes through the window
  833. Mar 19 15:48:49 <Anastasia_Locke> "But I like being human too much!"
  834. Mar 19 15:48:53 <Jonah_Grey> "sup"
  835. Mar 19 15:48:54 <Twelve> "Welcome, Jonah!"
  836. Mar 19 15:48:56 <MerkerGeieer> HOW do you do WOAH
  837. Mar 19 15:48:56 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's true, humans are pretty great."
  838. Mar 19 15:49:02 * Akolit_Ameiza body glows and starts to shift
  839. Mar 19 15:49:05 <MerkerGeieer> THAT was certainly an entrance!
  840. Mar 19 15:49:08 <Twelve> "Jonah, meet me, your GOD!"
  841. Mar 19 15:49:15 <Jonah_Grey> "Sup god"
  842. Mar 19 15:49:16 <MerkerGeieer> WHAT is that fellow doing over there?
  843. Mar 19 15:49:16 <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Alright, I'm gonna make a new character, I'll be right back!"
  844. Mar 19 15:49:17 * Akolit_Ameiza is now known as Shutai_Urdock
  845. Mar 19 15:49:22 * Kazuma_Raigeki leaves
  846. Mar 19 15:49:29 * Kazuma_Raigeki is now known as Vizaro_Rineku
  847. Mar 19 15:49:32 <MerkerGeieer> OH.
  848. Mar 19 15:49:35 <Twelve> "Hey look, Hentai-I mean, Shutai is here!"
  849. Mar 19 15:49:37 <Vizaro_Rineku> "Hello, Everyone."
  850. Mar 19 15:49:39 <Anastasia_Locke> "Ooh, LOTS of new people!"
  851. Mar 19 15:49:53 <MerkerGeieer> HOW exactly did they shift like that?
  852. Mar 19 15:50:06 <Jonah_Grey> "Magic, probably"
  853. Mar 19 15:50:10 <Vizaro_Rineku> "I don't think I understand what You mean."
  854. Mar 19 15:50:14 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O
  855. Mar 19 15:50:14 <MerkerGeieer> HMM!
  856. Mar 19 15:50:21 <Twelve> "Overlords like their randomness."
  857. Mar 19 15:50:22 <MerkerGeieer> VERY strange!
  858. Mar 19 15:50:22 <Anastasia_Locke> "Is magic REAL!?" :O :O :O
  859. Mar 19 15:50:31 <Anastasia_Locke> "That's SO COOL!"
  860. Mar 19 15:50:32 <Twelve> "Nope! Magic is as fake as shit."
  861. Mar 19 15:50:33 <Vizaro_Rineku> "I can assure You that magic is not real."
  862. Mar 19 15:50:34 <MerkerGeieer> NOW, what is your name good troll?
  863. Mar 19 15:50:35 <Jonah_Grey> "It might be"
  864. Mar 19 15:50:36 <Vizaro_Rineku> "Sorry."
  865. Mar 19 15:50:37 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh."
  866. Mar 19 15:50:37 <Shutai_Urdock> A tall, half naked troll with a bandanna around his face and a massive, thick ponytail stands where Akolit last was. He is smiling with a mouth far to large for his face with black, crooked teeth.
  867. Mar 19 15:50:40 <Anastasia_Locke> :(
  868. Mar 19 15:50:43 <Shutai_Urdock> "Hello..."
  869. Mar 19 15:50:44 <Jonah_Grey> I'm Jonah
  870. Mar 19 15:50:49 <MerkerGeieer> WELL!
  871. Mar 19 15:50:54 <Shutai_Urdock> "I am Shutai."
  872. Mar 19 15:50:58 <Vizaro_Rineku> "My name is Vizaro Rineku."
  873. Mar 19 15:50:58 <Jonah_Grey> Oh wait, were you talking to me?
  874. Mar 19 15:50:59 <MerkerGeieer> IT is WONDERFUL to meet you!
  875. Mar 19 15:51:07 <MerkerGeieer> JONAH!
  876. Mar 19 15:51:11 <Jonah_Grey> Lots of trolls here
  877. Mar 19 15:51:13 * Shutai_Urdock opens mouth and releases tentacle, waving it slowly around him
  878. Mar 19 15:51:22 <MerkerGeieer> WOULD you like to buy some excellent GOODS?
  879. Mar 19 15:51:24 <Anastasia_Locke> "Yup! A whole bunch of them."
  880. Mar 19 15:51:24 <Jonah_Grey> Oh jeez
  881. Mar 19 15:51:25 <Shutai_Urdock> "Your tastes... there are not usual.
  882. Mar 19 15:51:38 <MerkerGeieer> UH.
  883. Mar 19 15:51:41 <Jonah_Grey> I've seen enough Shutai to know where this is going
  884. Mar 19 15:51:42 <Twelve> Ana, have your tea.
  885. Mar 19 15:51:44 <Shutai_Urdock> "You. That one."
  886. Mar 19 15:51:49 <Jonah_Grey> I mean hentai
  887. Mar 19 15:51:50 <Anastasia_Locke> "Thanks!"
  888. Mar 19 15:51:51 * Shutai_Urdock points to Twelve
  889. Mar 19 15:51:54 * Anastasia_Locke drinks tea
  890. Mar 19 15:51:58 <MerkerGeieer> ANYWAY!
  891. Mar 19 15:52:09 <Shutai_Urdock> "You taste powerful."
  892. Mar 19 15:52:09 <MerkerGeieer> JONAH, do you find your life LACKING?
  893. Mar 19 15:52:14 <MerkerGeieer> Such as...
  894. Mar 19 15:52:16 <Shutai_Urdock> "but not of this world."
  895. Mar 19 15:52:19 <Twelve> 10*1d8 boonbucks fall out of the sky onto Ana.
  896. Mar 19 15:52:26 <MerkerGeieer> YOU need to get some WOAH.
  897. Mar 19 15:52:31 <MerkerGeieer> OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY.
  898. Mar 19 15:52:32 <Twelve> !roll 1d8
  899. Mar 19 15:52:33 <Shutai_Urdock> "Are you another one as I?"
  900. Mar 19 15:52:33 <Jonah_Grey> Oh god, are you one of those telemarketers?
  901. Mar 19 15:52:36 <MerkerGeieer> THAT IS MINE.
  902. Mar 19 15:52:46 * MerkerGeieer jumps onto the boonbucks.
  903. Mar 19 15:52:49 <Vizaro_Rineku> "I am Very confused right now."
  904. Mar 19 15:53:00 <Twelve> "Shutai, I'm pretty much god."
  905. Mar 19 15:53:02 * Shutai_Urdock snatches some bucks with tentacle
  906. Mar 19 15:53:05 * Anastasia_Locke , fighting back giggles, offers them to Merker
  907. Mar 19 15:53:08 <Vizaro_Rineku> "But, nevertheless, I shall make this work."
  908. Mar 19 15:53:10 * Shutai_Urdock chuckles
  909. Mar 19 15:53:11 <Anastasia_Locke> "Can I have the cup now?"
  910. Mar 19 15:53:19 * MerkerGeieer rolls around in the dough.
  911. Mar 19 15:53:28 <Shutai_Urdock> "A god? Well, I am a freak. Same difference."
  912. Mar 19 15:53:31 * MerkerGeieer grabs as much as he can carry.
  913. Mar 19 15:53:36 <MerkerGeieer> THIS IS THE LIFE!
  914. Mar 19 15:53:37 <Jonah_Grey> He's a greedy bastard isn't he
  915. Mar 19 15:53:37 <Twelve> "Everyone's a freak."
  916. Mar 19 15:53:42 <Twelve> "Yep."
  917. Mar 19 15:53:43 <Anastasia_Locke> "You said it!"
  918. Mar 19 15:53:47 <MerkerGeieer> ANYWAY!
  919. Mar 19 15:53:50 * Shutai_Urdock slowly retracts tentacle and places the money in his hand
  920. Mar 19 15:54:06 <Twelve> "Bunch of crazies."
  921. Mar 19 15:54:09 <MerkerGeieer> JONAH my friend! WHAT do you require?
  922. Mar 19 15:54:14 <Anastasia_Locke> "Darn right we are!"
  923. Mar 19 15:54:16 <Jonah_Grey> In my universe there are, like, at least 6 gods
  924. Mar 19 15:54:18 <Vizaro_Rineku> "Correct."
  925. Mar 19 15:54:20 <Shutai_Urdock> "A merchant?"
  926. Mar 19 15:54:20 <MerkerGeieer> I CAN help you with ANYTHING!
  927. Mar 19 15:54:23 <Jonah_Grey> So, yeah
  928. Mar 19 15:54:25 <MerkerGeieer> YES!
  929. Mar 19 15:54:26 <Shutai_Urdock> "I smell wares."
  930. Mar 19 15:54:28 <MerkerGeieer> THAT IS ME!
  931. Mar 19 15:54:33 <MerkerGeieer> A MERCHANT!
  932. Mar 19 15:54:36 <Shutai_Urdock> "Care to give a sample to a blind man?"
  933. Mar 19 15:54:39 <MerkerGeieer> AND NOT ANYTHING ELSE!
  934. Mar 19 15:54:42 <MerkerGeieer> NO SAMPLES!
  935. Mar 19 15:54:57 <Shutai_Urdock> "Have you no heart?"
  936. Mar 19 15:54:59 <Jonah_Grey> I think he's lying about the just being a merchant thing
  937. Mar 19 15:55:03 * Shutai_Urdock is starting to laugh
  938. Mar 19 15:55:06 <Anastasia_Locke> "That's just good business."
  939. Mar 19 15:55:07 <MerkerGeieer> SHHHHHHHH.
  940. Mar 19 15:55:22 <MerkerGeieer> THIS IS BESIDE THE POINT!
  941. Mar 19 15:55:29 * Shutai_Urdock turns slightly to Merker
  942. Mar 19 15:55:32 <Shutai_Urdock> "Is it?"
  943. Mar 19 15:55:37 <MerkerGeieer> DOES anyone want to promote FREE TRADE!
  944. Mar 19 15:55:46 <Jonah_Grey> YES
  945. Mar 19 15:55:48 <Jonah_Grey> I DO
  946. Mar 19 15:55:52 <Anastasia_Locke> "Free trade is pretty important, yes!"
  947. Mar 19 15:55:53 <Twelve> "Free trade is fun!"
  948. Mar 19 15:55:55 <MerkerGeieer> THEN JONAH!
  949. Mar 19 15:55:57 <Jonah_Grey> I've seen capitalism
  950. Mar 19 15:56:00 <Vizaro_Rineku> "Agreed."
  951. Mar 19 15:56:01 <MerkerGeieer> TAKE your PICK!
  952. Mar 19 15:56:04 <Jonah_Grey> It's pretty shite
  953. Mar 19 15:56:05 <Shutai_Urdock> "I've never seen anything"
  954. Mar 19 15:56:19 * Jonah_Grey takes pickaxe out of syllaheap
  955. Mar 19 15:56:20 <Anastasia_Locke> "There are ways to fix that, you know!"
  956. Mar 19 15:56:21 <Twelve> "Nice one."
  957. Mar 19 15:56:22 * MerkerGeieer opens his endless jacket once again, with rocks, rings, jewlery, watches lining it.
  958. Mar 19 15:56:34 * Jonah_Grey starts mining Merker
  959. Mar 19 15:56:46 <MerkerGeieer> TELL ME what you LIKE OW FUCK.
  960. Mar 19 15:56:48 <Jonah_Grey> This is a lot more tiring than in minecraft
  961. Mar 19 15:56:49 * Shutai_Urdock walks over
  962. Mar 19 15:56:51 <MerkerGeieer> YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
  963. Mar 19 15:56:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "Science sure is incredible! They make all SORTS of medical implants to let blind people see."
  964. Mar 19 15:57:00 * MerkerGeieer punches Jonah in the face.
  965. Mar 19 15:57:01 <Shutai_Urdock> "beg your pardon?"
  966. Mar 19 15:57:14 <Twelve> "Jonah, as your god, I command you to stop hitting the dude with a pickaxe."
  967. Mar 19 15:57:18 <Shutai_Urdock> "Ah... I do need to see. Nor will I ever."
  968. Mar 19 15:57:20 <Jonah_Grey> Ok
  969. Mar 19 15:57:25 <MerkerGeieer> I WILL NOT SUFFER THIS.
  970. Mar 19 15:57:26 <Shutai_Urdock> "Your name is Ana, right?"
  971. Mar 19 15:57:35 <Anastasia_Locke> "Right! I see my reputation precedes me!"
  972. Mar 19 15:57:42 <Twelve> "And also win over Ezra's heart. Good luck, buddy."
  973. Mar 19 15:57:44 <MerkerGeieer> YOU'LL have a MARKUP from now ON!
  974. Mar 19 15:57:49 * Shutai_Urdock chuckles
  975. Mar 19 15:58:01 <Jonah_Grey> Wait what?
  976. Mar 19 15:58:13 <Shutai_Urdock> "You are correct there are ways for the blind to see yes, but there is one issue...."
  977. Mar 19 15:58:16 <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww, that's so sweet!"
  978. Mar 19 15:58:23 <Twelve> "You heard me Jonah."
  979. Mar 19 15:58:29 <Anastasia_Locke> "Come on Jonah! You can do it!"
  980. Mar 19 15:58:30 <MerkerGeieer> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK IS a MARKUP!
  981. Mar 19 15:58:33 * Jonah_Grey blushes
  982. Mar 19 15:58:33 * Shutai_Urdock reaches up to untie bandanna
  983. Mar 19 15:58:44 <Anastasia_Locke> :D :D :D
  984. Mar 19 15:58:49 * Shutai_Urdock pauses and waits
  985. Mar 19 15:58:53 <MerkerGeieer> HMM.
  986. Mar 19 15:58:55 <Twelve> "When you get back to your universe, you better make Ezra want to devour your face. In a sexy way."
  987. Mar 19 15:59:05 <MerkerGeieer> YOU say you are blind Shutai?
  988. Mar 19 15:59:05 <Shutai_Urdock> "Excuse me?"
  989. Mar 19 15:59:13 <MerkerGeieer> WELL!
  990. Mar 19 15:59:14 <Shutai_Urdock> "As a bat."
  991. Mar 19 15:59:17 * Jonah_Grey is entirely red
  992. Mar 19 15:59:25 * Jonah_Grey wait no purple
  993. Mar 19 15:59:26 <MerkerGeieer> I HAVE just the TREATMENT for that!
  994. Mar 19 15:59:28 <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay, now I don't actually know who Ezra is."
  995. Mar 19 15:59:30 * Jonah_Grey derp
  996. Mar 19 15:59:36 <Jonah_Grey> She's err
  997. Mar 19 15:59:37 <Shutai_Urdock> "Do you really?"
  998. Mar 19 15:59:38 * MerkerGeieer pulls out a bottle of what seems to be water.
  999. Mar 19 15:59:50 <Anastasia_Locke> "But I'm sure she already likes you a whole lot and is just waiting for you to make a move!"
  1000. Mar 19 16:00:00 <MerkerGeieer> THIS MIRACULOUS substance will HELP you greatly!
  1001. Mar 19 16:00:09 <MerkerGeieer> YOU can SEE again with this!
  1002. Mar 19 16:00:17 <Jonah_Grey> That's water
  1003. Mar 19 16:00:19 <Jonah_Grey> probably
  1004. Mar 19 16:00:19 <Shutai_Urdock> "Very well."
  1005. Mar 19 16:00:24 <Jonah_Grey> maybe?
  1006. Mar 19 16:00:30 <MerkerGeieer> THAT IS INCORRECT YOU BUFFOON!
  1007. Mar 19 16:00:45 <MerkerGeieer> THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF MEDICAL SCIENCE!
  1008. Mar 19 16:00:53 <Jonah_Grey> A merchant like you would sell water as science stuff
  1009. Mar 19 16:00:55 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O :O :O
  1010. Mar 19 16:01:00 * Shutai_Urdock removes bandanna to reveal he has no eyes at all. Not even missing sockets, just skin where they should have been
  1011. Mar 19 16:01:04 <MerkerGeieer> YOU JUST DRINK THIS, AND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SAVED.
  1012. Mar 19 16:01:08 <MerkerGeieer> Uh.
  1013. Mar 19 16:01:12 <MerkerGeieer> Even...
  1014. Mar 19 16:01:13 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh. Huh."
  1015. Mar 19 16:01:13 <Shutai_Urdock> "Still so sure?"
  1016. Mar 19 16:01:14 <Jonah_Grey> In fact, a merchant like you would sell water as premium water
  1017. Mar 19 16:01:19 <MerkerGeieer> EVEN FOR THAT!
  1018. Mar 19 16:01:20 <Anastasia_Locke> "YUP! Science marches on!"
  1019. Mar 19 16:01:26 <MerkerGeieer> DEFINITELY!
  1020. Mar 19 16:01:34 <MerkerGeieer> AND I WILL NOT HEAR YOUR SLANDER!
  1021. Mar 19 16:01:44 * MerkerGeieer punches Jonah in the stomach.
  1022. Mar 19 16:01:45 * Shutai_Urdock cracks jaw and tongue snakes out, "looking" at Merker directly
  1023. Mar 19 16:01:50 <Jonah_Grey> Don't worry Shutai, I have my eyes on OOF
  1024. Mar 19 16:01:52 <MerkerGeieer> REGARDLESS!
  1025. Mar 19 16:01:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "I don't know what kind of Alternian science makes water helpful, but I'm sure humanity has the tech to make it work!"
  1026. Mar 19 16:01:59 * Twelve snaps his fingers, and inkling-style eyes appear on Shutai's head.
  1027. Mar 19 16:02:02 * Jonah_Grey equips BOOMSHAKALAKAS
  1028. Mar 19 16:02:06 <Shutai_Urdock> "You sure about this, merchant?"
  1029. Mar 19 16:02:06 <MerkerGeieer> THIS TREATMENT can be yours for only 1000 BOONBUCKS!
  1030. Mar 19 16:02:12 <MerkerGeieer> I AM SURE!
  1031. Mar 19 16:02:15 <Jonah_Grey> You want a fight mate?
  1032. Mar 19 16:02:16 <MerkerGeieer> YOU WILL BE CURED!
  1033. Mar 19 16:02:23 * Twelve starts muttering somehting about "you're a kid you're a squid"
  1034. Mar 19 16:02:26 <MerkerGeieer> In 5 days anyway.
  1035. Mar 19 16:02:31 <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay, no fighting!"
  1036. Mar 19 16:02:32 <MerkerGeieer> BUT YOU WILL BE CURED!
  1037. Mar 19 16:02:46 <Shutai_Urdock> "Hm... well then, you better stick with me. I'll pay when I'm fixed."
  1038. Mar 19 16:02:59 <MerkerGeieer> OH NO, NO NO!
  1039. Mar 19 16:03:11 <MerkerGeieer> I ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT UP FRONT I'M AFRAID!
  1040. Mar 19 16:03:12 <Anastasia_Locke> "I bet we could get you to the front of the lines if you agreed to let them run some tests on you."
  1041. Mar 19 16:03:23 <MerkerGeieer> YOU don't pay, YOU don't get cured!
  1042. Mar 19 16:03:24 <Jonah_Grey> Yeah, nah that seems like shady shit
  1043. Mar 19 16:03:29 <MerkerGeieer> SHUT UP.
  1044. Mar 19 16:03:35 * Shutai_Urdock retracts tongue in a flash
  1045. Mar 19 16:03:54 <Shutai_Urdock> "No deal then, boss. So sorry."
  1046. Mar 19 16:03:59 * Shutai_Urdock smiles widely
  1047. Mar 19 16:04:07 <MerkerGeieer> Filthy seadweller.
  1048. Mar 19 16:04:17 <MerkerGeieer> Hmp.
  1049. Mar 19 16:04:22 <MerkerGeieer> YOUR lose.
  1050. Mar 19 16:04:25 <MerkerGeieer> *loss.
  1051. Mar 19 16:04:37 <Twelve> "Shutai, you have eyes now!"
  1052. Mar 19 16:04:40 <Shutai_Urdock> "Doubtlessly. hehehe"
  1053. Mar 19 16:04:58 <Shutai_Urdock> "I cannot see from them. They appear to be attached."
  1054. Mar 19 16:05:11 <Shutai_Urdock> "I would imagine they look spledid."
  1055. Mar 19 16:05:13 <MerkerGeieer> WELL!
  1056. Mar 19 16:05:18 <MerkerGeieer> GOOD for you.
  1057. Mar 19 16:05:21 <Anastasia_Locke> "OOH! OOH OOH OOH! Does anybody here know how to raise baby basilisks!?"
  1058. Mar 19 16:05:36 <Shutai_Urdock> "?"
  1059. Mar 19 16:05:37 <Jonah_Grey> No, but I can google it for you
  1060. Mar 19 16:05:55 * Jonah_Grey googles how to raise baby basilisks
  1061. Mar 19 16:05:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "I mean the ones in Sburb, not actual mythological basilisks."
  1062. Mar 19 16:06:15 <Jonah_Grey> Oh
  1063. Mar 19 16:06:24 <Anastasia_Locke> "Also how to hatch their eggs. I found a clutch and they're just SO adorable!"
  1064. Mar 19 16:06:26 <MerkerGeieer> NOW, excuse me for asking?
  1065. Mar 19 16:06:27 * Jonah_Grey is flustered, because the safe search is off
  1066. Mar 19 16:06:34 <Twelve> "Why the hell are you raising monsters that want to kill you probably?"
  1067. Mar 19 16:06:35 <MerkerGeieer> BUT what is this sburb?
  1068. Mar 19 16:06:43 <Anastasia_Locke> "Because they're ADORABLE!"
  1069. Mar 19 16:06:50 <Twelve> "Sburb is a game designed to create new universes!"
  1070. Mar 19 16:06:57 <MerkerGeieer> WOW!
  1071. Mar 19 16:07:01 <Twelve> "It's dangerous and bloody and FUN!"
  1072. Mar 19 16:07:03 <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal caught a grown-up one and I'm SURE that if I raise mine from birth they'll be even nicer!"
  1073. Mar 19 16:07:03 <Jonah_Grey> Oh, so that's what it's for
  1074. Mar 19 16:07:05 <Twelve> "You should try it!"
  1075. Mar 19 16:07:06 <MerkerGeieer> THAT sounds like hoofbeastshit.
  1076. Mar 19 16:07:24 * Shutai_Urdock sniffs around the room
  1077. Mar 19 16:07:24 <Anastasia_Locke> "It's actually true!"
  1078. Mar 19 16:07:27 <Jonah_Grey> Like your wares Merker?
  1079. Mar 19 16:07:30 <Shutai_Urdock> "Hotel isnt it?"
  1080. Mar 19 16:07:38 <MerkerGeieer> SHUT it, seadweller.
  1081. Mar 19 16:07:44 <Anastasia_Locke> "You go to a new dimension and then have to make it inhabitable!"
  1082. Mar 19 16:07:46 <MerkerGeieer> DON'T test my pacience.
  1083. Mar 19 16:07:48 <Shutai_Urdock> "Make me, cutie."
  1084. Mar 19 16:07:49 <Anastasia_Locke> "It's so much fun!"
  1085. Mar 19 16:07:55 <MerkerGeieer> *patience
  1086. Mar 19 16:08:02 <MerkerGeieer> HMM.
  1087. Mar 19 16:08:23 <MerkerGeieer> WELL, I guess if I ever hear of it, I shall find out.
  1088. Mar 19 16:09:03 <Anastasia_Locke> :D :D :D
  1089. Mar 19 16:09:16 <MerkerGeieer> WHY, you look happy!
  1090. Mar 19 16:09:26 <MerkerGeieer> WOULD you like to make another PURCHASE?
  1091. Mar 19 16:09:41 <Anastasia_Locke> "I'm actually all out of boonbucks. Sorry!"
  1092. Mar 19 16:09:47 <MerkerGeieer> HMM/
  1093. Mar 19 16:09:53 <MerkerGeieer> FINE then.
  1094. Mar 19 16:09:54 <Jonah_Grey> Oh no
  1095. Mar 19 16:09:57 <Jonah_Grey> Oh ok
  1096. Mar 19 16:10:08 <Anastasia_Locke> "Maybe later on?"
  1097. Mar 19 16:10:13 * MerkerGeieer glares at Jonah.
  1098. Mar 19 16:10:19 <MerkerGeieer> THAT sounds EXCELLENT!
  1099. Mar 19 16:10:22 <Shutai_Urdock> "i have an idea."
  1100. Mar 19 16:10:38 <Anastasia_Locke> "Great! Can I get your chumhandle so I know how to contact you?"
  1101. Mar 19 16:10:46 <MerkerGeieer> WELL!
  1102. Mar 19 16:10:47 * Shutai_Urdock shoots out tentacle and wraps it around Merker's ankle
  1103. Mar 19 16:11:04 <Shutai_Urdock> "Lets see how much is in this coat anyways."
  1104. Mar 19 16:11:06 <MerkerGeieer> I CHANGE MY trollian handle quite often HEY QUIT IT!
  1105. Mar 19 16:11:21 * MerkerGeieer begins throwing watches at Shutai!
  1106. Mar 19 16:11:22 <Shutai_Urdock> "Up you go~"
  1107. Mar 19 16:11:25 <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay, there's NO need to get physical!"
  1108. Mar 19 16:11:28 <MerkerGeieer> I HAVE NO BEEF WITH YOU!
  1109. Mar 19 16:11:42 * Shutai_Urdock dangles Merker and shakes him playfully like pinata
  1110. Mar 19 16:11:43 <MerkerGeieer> WELL some beef, BUT NOT ALL OF IT!
  1111. Mar 19 16:11:44 <Anastasia_Locke> "Down you stay!"
  1112. Mar 19 16:11:45 * Anastasia_Locke telekinetically holds Merker down
  1113. Mar 19 16:11:54 <Jonah_Grey> He actually has no beef. He's a chicken.
  1114. Mar 19 16:11:54 <MerkerGeieer> YOU'LL REGRET THIS!
  1115. Mar 19 16:11:56 <Anastasia_Locke> Lift 9
  1116. Mar 19 16:12:04 * MerkerGeieer closes his eyes.
  1117. Mar 19 16:12:04 <Shutai_Urdock> "Always do."
  1118. Mar 19 16:12:06 * Jonah_Grey fingerguns at Shutai
  1119. Mar 19 16:12:09 <Vizaro_Rineku> "Well, this turned Ugly fast."
  1120. Mar 19 16:12:14 <Shutai_Urdock> "Rude."
  1121. Mar 19 16:12:18 <Shutai_Urdock> "Hmph."
  1122. Mar 19 16:12:30 * MerkerGeieer attempts to use mind control on Shutai.
  1123. Mar 19 16:12:31 * Shutai_Urdock retracts tentacle and giggles
  1124. Mar 19 16:12:39 <MerkerGeieer> MMM HMMM.
  1125. Mar 19 16:12:46 <Anastasia_Locke> "That is NOT okay."
  1126. Mar 19 16:12:48 <MerkerGeieer> WHY Shutai?
  1127. Mar 19 16:12:58 <MerkerGeieer> WOULD you like to make reparations?
  1128. Mar 19 16:13:05 <MerkerGeieer> I'd say...
  1129. Mar 19 16:13:14 <MerkerGeieer> 1000 BOONBUCKS should be fine.
  1130. Mar 19 16:13:15 <Twelve> "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."
  1131. Mar 19 16:13:24 * Twelve grins
  1132. Mar 19 16:13:27 <Anastasia_Locke> "Why do you keep saying that?"
  1133. Mar 19 16:13:27 <Shutai_Urdock> "Eh. Sorry I guess. I was just curious. I can smell your wares."
  1134. Mar 19 16:13:36 <Twelve> "No reason!"
  1135. Mar 19 16:13:39 * MerkerGeieer tests his telekinesis further.
  1136. Mar 19 16:13:46 * MerkerGeieer tries to take his mind.
  1137. Mar 19 16:13:49 <Jonah_Grey> Because tentacles fuck people
  1138. Mar 19 16:13:52 <Jonah_Grey> u
  1139. Mar 19 16:13:53 <MerkerGeieer> I INSIST!
  1140. Mar 19 16:13:56 <Jonah_Grey> up
  1141. Mar 19 16:14:00 <Jonah_Grey> yes
  1142. Mar 19 16:14:04 <Twelve> "Nope, they just fuck people."
  1143. Mar 19 16:14:10 <Shutai_Urdock> "Sometimes."
  1144. Mar 19 16:14:10 <Jonah_Grey> That too
  1145. Mar 19 16:14:10 * Anastasia_Locke turns bright red. "Oh."
  1146. Mar 19 16:14:20 <MerkerGeieer> WHAT say you SHUTAI?
  1147. Mar 19 16:14:25 <MerkerGeieer> WILL YOU PAY?
  1148. Mar 19 16:14:28 <Twelve> "Watch as the ESRB busts down my door."
  1149. Mar 19 16:14:28 <Shutai_Urdock> "I can hear you in my mind, merchant."
  1150. Mar 19 16:14:33 <MerkerGeieer> HMM.
  1151. Mar 19 16:14:33 <Jonah_Grey> I'd say go for him Anastasia
  1152. Mar 19 16:14:38 <Vizaro_Rineku> "And now this turned into a different kind of Ugly."
  1153. Mar 19 16:14:39 <Shutai_Urdock> "You think you can control me?"
  1154. Mar 19 16:14:43 <MerkerGeieer> GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER,
  1155. Mar 19 16:14:47 <Jonah_Grey> What do you have to lose?
  1156. Mar 19 16:14:57 * Shutai_Urdock pulls out a syringe
  1157. Mar 19 16:14:57 <MerkerGeieer> I CAN CONTROL EVERYONE YOU FOOL.
  1158. Mar 19 16:15:03 * MerkerGeieer tries his best.
  1159. Mar 19 16:15:05 <Anastasia_Locke> "Everybody STOP!"
  1160. Mar 19 16:15:07 <Shutai_Urdock> "Maybe any troll..."
  1161. Mar 19 16:15:19 <Jonah_Grey> I punch Merker with my explosive brass knuckles
  1162. Mar 19 16:15:25 <Jonah_Grey> I mean
  1163. Mar 19 16:15:29 <MerkerGeieer> THEY don't call me the CONTROLL FOR NOTHING.
  1164. Mar 19 16:15:31 <Shutai_Urdock> "But I'm not a troll."
  1165. Mar 19 16:15:35 <MerkerGeieer> AH
  1166. Mar 19 16:15:37 * Jonah_Grey punches Merker with his explosive knuckles
  1167. Mar 19 16:15:42 <MerkerGeieer> YOU FUCKER!
  1168. Mar 19 16:15:49 <MerkerGeieer> GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
  1169. Mar 19 16:15:49 * Shutai_Urdock giggles
  1170. Mar 19 16:15:50 <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah, I'm no troll neither. Stop."
  1171. Mar 19 16:15:59 * MerkerGeieer uses his powers on Jonah.
  1172. Mar 19 16:16:01 <Anastasia_Locke> "EVERYBODY STOP TRYING TO FIGHT ONE ANOTHER!!!"
  1173. Mar 19 16:16:14 * Jonah_Grey is taken over by the Horrorterrors inside his head
  1174. Mar 19 16:16:46 * Disconnected (No such device or address)
  1175. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 16:16:46 2016
  1176.  
  1177. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 16:17:08 2016
  1178.  
  1179. Mar 19 16:17:08 * Now talking on #RPGStuck_Redlotus
  1180. Mar 19 16:17:08 <[REDACTED]> AND WHERE I FUCK UP WITH DIGNITY
  1181. Mar 19 16:17:23 <[REDACTED]> YOU FUCK UP WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
  1182. Mar 19 16:17:30 <[REDACTED]> THE FIGURATIVE ONE
  1183. Mar 19 16:17:32 <MerkerGeieer> What?
  1184. Mar 19 16:17:33 <Twelve> ((what happened))
  1185. Mar 19 16:17:40 * Anastasia_Locke sighs. "Are ALL trolls like this?"
  1186. Mar 19 16:17:44 <MerkerGeieer> I think you need to calm down Jonah.
  1187. Mar 19 16:17:47 <[REDACTED]> ((I went pseudo-grimdark))
  1188. Mar 19 16:17:51 <Vizaro_Rineku> "No, no They are not."
  1189. Mar 19 16:17:54 <MerkerGeieer> Just relax, we're all with friends..
  1190. Mar 19 16:17:58 <Shutai_Urdock> "He tastes different now."
  1191. Mar 19 16:18:02 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, thank heavens."
  1192. Mar 19 16:18:03 * [REDACTED] punches with horrorterror explosive brass knuckles
  1193. Mar 19 16:18:05 <MerkerGeieer> (I tried to mC Shutai and Jonah.)
  1194. Mar 19 16:18:10 <[REDACTED]> ((Horror terrors))
  1195. Mar 19 16:18:15 <MerkerGeieer> Seriously can we just AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  1196. Mar 19 16:18:30 <MerkerGeieer> JEGUS FUCK THAT HURTS.
  1197. Mar 19 16:18:30 * yzabtech (~yzabtech@pool-96-246-198-135.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  1198. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 16:18:30 2016
  1199.  
  1200. Mar 19 16:18:30 * Now talking on #RPGStuck_Redlotus
  1201. Mar 19 16:18:30 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to yzabtech
  1202. Mar 19 16:18:30 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to yzabtech
  1203. Mar 19 16:18:33 * Jonah_Grey (~N00bFlesh@ptr-2hj4tbj0whnw2qgiy9zxn3gxg.ip6.access.telenet.be) has joined
  1204. Mar 19 16:18:33 * Jonah_Grey (~N00bFlesh@ptr-2hj4tbj0whnw2qgiy9zxn3gxg.ip6.access.telenet.be) has joined
  1205. Mar 19 16:18:39 * You are now known as Acodex_Libros
  1206. Mar 19 16:18:39 * yzabtech is now known as Acodex_Libros
  1207. Mar 19 16:18:39 <MerkerGeieer> IT'S TIME TO PAY!
  1208. Mar 19 16:18:39 <MerkerGeieer> IT'S TIME TO PAY!
  1209. Mar 19 16:18:44 * Jonah_Grey is now known as [SUPERREDACTED]
  1210. Mar 19 16:18:44 * Jonah_Grey is now known as [SUPERREDACTED]
  1211. Mar 19 16:18:52 * MerkerGeieer begins throwing watches at [SUPERREDACTED]
  1212. Mar 19 16:18:52 * MerkerGeieer begins throwing watches at [SUPERREDACTED]
  1213. Mar 19 16:18:57 <MerkerGeieer> HAHAHA
  1214. Mar 19 16:18:57 <MerkerGeieer> HAHAHA
  1215. Mar 19 16:19:02 * Shutai_Urdock sits in the corner and curls up, grinning
  1216. Mar 19 16:19:02 * Shutai_Urdock sits in the corner and curls up, grinning
  1217. Mar 19 16:19:04 <MerkerGeieer> NOT SO FUN NOW, IS IT?
  1218. Mar 19 16:19:04 <MerkerGeieer> NOT SO FUN NOW, IS IT?
  1219. Mar 19 16:19:06 <[SUPERREDACTED]> I FAZED OUT OF EXISTENCE FOR A WHILE THERE
  1220. Mar 19 16:19:06 <[SUPERREDACTED]> I FAZED OUT OF EXISTENCE FOR A WHILE THERE
  1221. Mar 19 16:19:11 <MerkerGeieer> I AM THE KING!
  1222. Mar 19 16:19:11 <MerkerGeieer> I AM THE KING!
  1223. Mar 19 16:19:19 * MerkerGeieer throws more watches.
  1224. Mar 19 16:19:19 * MerkerGeieer throws more watches.
  1225. Mar 19 16:19:26 <Twelve> "oh god what the hell have I done"
  1226. Mar 19 16:19:26 <Twelve> "oh god what the hell have I done"
  1227. Mar 19 16:19:29 <Anastasia_Locke> "This is just getting silly."
  1228. Mar 19 16:19:29 <Anastasia_Locke> "This is just getting silly."
  1229. Mar 19 16:19:30 * [SUPERREDACTED] catches one of the watches
  1230. Mar 19 16:19:30 * [SUPERREDACTED] catches one of the watches
  1231. Mar 19 16:19:30 <Vizaro_Rineku> (Alright, yeah, I think now's a good time to just, kinda.)
  1232. Mar 19 16:19:30 <Vizaro_Rineku> (Alright, yeah, I think now's a good time to just, kinda.)
  1233. Mar 19 16:19:33 * Vizaro_Rineku has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1234. * Vizaro_Rineku has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1235. Mar 19 16:19:43 <MerkerGeieer> NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
  1236. Mar 19 16:19:43 <MerkerGeieer> NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
  1237. Mar 19 16:19:43 * [SUPERREDACTED] cracks it with brute force
  1238. Mar 19 16:19:43 * [SUPERREDACTED] cracks it with brute force
  1239. Mar 19 16:19:44 * Twelve makes some hand motions, one of the windows starts glowing
  1240. Mar 19 16:19:44 * Twelve makes some hand motions, one of the windows starts glowing
  1241. Mar 19 16:19:49 <MerkerGeieer> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
  1242. Mar 19 16:19:49 <MerkerGeieer> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
  1243. Mar 19 16:19:54 <MerkerGeieer> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  1244. Mar 19 16:19:54 <MerkerGeieer> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  1245. Mar 19 16:19:57 <MerkerGeieer> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1246. Mar 19 16:19:57 <MerkerGeieer> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1247. Mar 19 16:19:59 * Acodex_Libros jumps through the glowing window
  1248. Mar 19 16:19:59 * Acodex_Libros jumps through the glowing window
  1249. Mar 19 16:20:00 <MerkerGeieer> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1250. Mar 19 16:20:00 <MerkerGeieer> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1251. Mar 19 16:20:03 <Shutai_Urdock> "God-taste?"
  1252. Mar 19 16:20:03 <Shutai_Urdock> "God-taste?"
  1253. Mar 19 16:20:07 <[SUPERREDACTED]> ORA
  1254. Mar 19 16:20:07 <[SUPERREDACTED]> ORA
  1255. Mar 19 16:20:07 <MerkerGeieer> Ha.
  1256. Mar 19 16:20:07 <MerkerGeieer> Ha.
  1257. Mar 19 16:20:10 <Acodex_Libros> "what"
  1258. Mar 19 16:20:10 <Acodex_Libros> "what"
  1259. Mar 19 16:20:10 * [SUPERREDACTED] punches
  1260. Mar 19 16:20:10 * [SUPERREDACTED] punches
  1261. Mar 19 16:20:10 <MerkerGeieer> ah.
  1262. Mar 19 16:20:10 <MerkerGeieer> ah.
  1263. Mar 19 16:20:12 <Shutai_Urdock> "Shall I silence him?"
  1264. Mar 19 16:20:12 <Shutai_Urdock> "Shall I silence him?"
  1265. Mar 19 16:20:14 <Acodex_Libros> "what is this"
  1266. Mar 19 16:20:14 <Acodex_Libros> "what is this"
  1267. Mar 19 16:20:18 <MerkerGeieer> Wow, that was something.
  1268. Mar 19 16:20:18 <MerkerGeieer> Wow, that was something.
  1269. Mar 19 16:20:19 <Acodex_Libros> "WHAT THE HELL"
  1270. Mar 19 16:20:19 <Acodex_Libros> "WHAT THE HELL"
  1271. Mar 19 16:20:24 <Acodex_Libros> "is going on OVERH ERE"
  1272. Mar 19 16:20:24 <Acodex_Libros> "is going on OVERH ERE"
  1273. Mar 19 16:20:30 <MerkerGeieer> I feel much better now.
  1274. Mar 19 16:20:30 <MerkerGeieer> I feel much better now.
  1275. Mar 19 16:20:32 <Acodex_Libros> "this is MADNESS"
  1276. Mar 19 16:20:32 <Acodex_Libros> "this is MADNESS"
  1277. Mar 19 16:20:33 <[SUPERREDACTED]> STUFF
  1278. Mar 19 16:20:33 <[SUPERREDACTED]> STUFF
  1279. Mar 19 16:20:34 * MerkerGeieer gets punched.
  1280. Mar 19 16:20:34 * MerkerGeieer gets punched.
  1281. Mar 19 16:20:38 <MerkerGeieer> NEVERMIND.
  1282. Mar 19 16:20:38 <MerkerGeieer> NEVERMIND.
  1283. Mar 19 16:20:39 <Acodex_Libros> "ABSOLUTE! madness."
  1284. Mar 19 16:20:39 <Acodex_Libros> "ABSOLUTE! madness."
  1285. Mar 19 16:20:40 <Anastasia_Locke> "Madness?"
  1286. Mar 19 16:20:40 <Anastasia_Locke> "Madness?"
  1287. Mar 19 16:20:43 <Anastasia_Locke> "THIS!"
  1288. Mar 19 16:20:43 <Anastasia_Locke> "THIS!"
  1289. Mar 19 16:20:45 <Anastasia_Locke> "IS!"
  1290. Mar 19 16:20:45 <Anastasia_Locke> "IS!"
  1291. Mar 19 16:20:49 <Acodex_Libros> "FUCK SPARTA"
  1292. Mar 19 16:20:49 <Acodex_Libros> "FUCK SPARTA"
  1293. Mar 19 16:20:59 <Anastasia_Locke> "Well I was gonna say Alternia."
  1294. Mar 19 16:20:59 <Anastasia_Locke> "Well I was gonna say Alternia."
  1295. Mar 19 16:21:09 <MerkerGeieer> OKAY! YOU know what?
  1296. Mar 19 16:21:09 <MerkerGeieer> OKAY! YOU know what?
  1297. Mar 19 16:21:15 <Anastasia_Locke> "And hey! Sparta was pretty cool!"
  1298. Mar 19 16:21:15 <Anastasia_Locke> "And hey! Sparta was pretty cool!"
  1299. Mar 19 16:21:19 <MerkerGeieer> I'M JUST LEAVING!
  1300. Mar 19 16:21:19 <MerkerGeieer> I'M JUST LEAVING!
  1301. Mar 19 16:21:23 <MerkerGeieer> SAYANORA!
  1302. Mar 19 16:21:23 <MerkerGeieer> SAYANORA!
  1303. Mar 19 16:21:26 <MerkerGeieer> GOODBYE!
  1304. Mar 19 16:21:26 <MerkerGeieer> GOODBYE!
  1305. Mar 19 16:21:29 <MerkerGeieer> FAREWELL!
  1306. Mar 19 16:21:29 <MerkerGeieer> FAREWELL!
  1307. Mar 19 16:21:30 <Anastasia_Locke> "Wait no don't leave!"
  1308. Mar 19 16:21:30 <Anastasia_Locke> "Wait no don't leave!"
  1309. Mar 19 16:21:32 <MerkerGeieer> SEE YOU LATER!
  1310. Mar 19 16:21:32 <MerkerGeieer> SEE YOU LATER!
  1311. Mar 19 16:21:37 <MerkerGeieer> HASTA LA VISTA!
  1312. Mar 19 16:21:37 <MerkerGeieer> HASTA LA VISTA!
  1313. Mar 19 16:21:39 <MerkerGeieer> ...
  1314. Mar 19 16:21:39 <MerkerGeieer> ...
  1315. Mar 19 16:21:40 <MerkerGeieer> BYE!
  1316. Mar 19 16:21:40 <MerkerGeieer> BYE!
  1317. Mar 19 16:21:42 <Anastasia_Locke> "You never gave me your chumhandle!"
  1318. Mar 19 16:21:42 <Anastasia_Locke> "You never gave me your chumhandle!"
  1319. Mar 19 16:21:43 Mar 19 16:21:43 quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
  1320. * [REDACTED] has quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
  1321. Mar 19 16:21:44 <[SUPERREDACTED]> OK BYE
  1322. Mar 19 16:21:44 <[SUPERREDACTED]> OK BYE
  1323. Mar 19 16:21:46 * MerkerGeieer is now known as WHATIS
  1324. Mar 19 16:21:46 * MerkerGeieer is now known as WHATIS
  1325. Mar 19 16:21:48 <Twelve> "Ok, bye."
  1326. Mar 19 16:21:49 <Twelve> "Ok, bye."
  1327. Mar 19 16:21:51 <Anastasia_Locke> "How do I contact you again!?"
  1328. Mar 19 16:21:51 <Anastasia_Locke> "How do I contact you again!?"
  1329. Mar 19 16:21:56 <Twelve> "Mines! Is that you!"
  1330. Mar 19 16:21:56 <Twelve> "Mines! Is that you!"
  1331. Mar 19 16:21:59 <WHATIS> Oh hey uh.
  1332. Mar 19 16:21:59 <WHATIS> Oh hey uh.
  1333. Mar 19 16:22:00 * [SUPERREDACTED] is now known as Jonah_Grey
  1334. Mar 19 16:22:00 * [SUPERREDACTED] is now known as Jonah_Grey
  1335. Mar 19 16:22:00 <Twelve> you?*
  1336. Mar 19 16:22:00 <Twelve> you?*
  1337. Mar 19 16:22:01 <Anastasia_Locke> "I NEED THE WATCHES!"
  1338. Mar 19 16:22:01 <Anastasia_Locke> "I NEED THE WATCHES!"
  1339. Mar 19 16:22:08 <Jonah_Grey> Ugghh
  1340. Mar 19 16:22:08 <Jonah_Grey> Ugghh
  1341. Mar 19 16:22:13 <Anastasia_Locke> :( :( :( :( :(
  1342. Mar 19 16:22:13 <Anastasia_Locke> :( :( :( :( :(
  1343. Mar 19 16:22:14 <WHATIS> Yeah he doesn't have a pesterchum yet.
  1344. Mar 19 16:22:14 <WHATIS> Yeah he doesn't have a pesterchum yet.
  1345. Mar 19 16:22:20 <WHATIS> Don't worry about it.
  1346. Mar 19 16:22:20 <WHATIS> Don't worry about it.
  1347. Mar 19 16:22:27 <Jonah_Grey> What happened?
  1348. Mar 19 16:22:27 <Jonah_Grey> What happened?
  1349. Mar 19 16:22:30 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, alright. Could he maybe contact me then?"
  1350. Mar 19 16:22:30 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, alright. Could he maybe contact me then?"
  1351. Mar 19 16:22:31 <WHATIS> Those aren't actually watches.
  1352. Mar 19 16:22:31 <WHATIS> Those aren't actually watches.
  1353. Mar 19 16:22:35 <Twelve> "You went insane!"
  1354. Mar 19 16:22:35 <Twelve> "You went insane!"
  1355. Mar 19 16:22:38 <Twelve> ((brb zeppole))
  1356. Mar 19 16:22:39 <Twelve> ((brb zeppole))
  1357. Mar 19 16:22:39 <WHATIS> They're just rocks.
  1358. Mar 19 16:22:39 <WHATIS> They're just rocks.
  1359. Mar 19 16:22:46 <Jonah_Grey> Really?
  1360. Mar 19 16:22:46 <Jonah_Grey> Really?
  1361. Mar 19 16:22:48 <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah but they're NICE rocks."
  1362. Mar 19 16:22:48 <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah but they're NICE rocks."
  1363. Mar 19 16:22:59 <Jonah_Grey> I guess that happened
  1364. Mar 19 16:22:59 <Jonah_Grey> I guess that happened
  1365. Mar 19 16:23:04 <WHATIS> He found them in his backyard.
  1366. Mar 19 16:23:04 <WHATIS> He found them in his backyard.
  1367. Mar 19 16:23:15 <Anastasia_Locke> "Still nice!"
  1368. Mar 19 16:23:15 <Anastasia_Locke> "Still nice!"
  1369. Mar 19 16:23:25 <WHATIS> And soaked it in toliet water.
  1370. Mar 19 16:23:25 <WHATIS> And soaked it in toliet water.
  1371. Mar 19 16:23:33 <Anastasia_Locke> "Besides, look at how happy it made him."
  1372. Mar 19 16:23:33 <Anastasia_Locke> "Besides, look at how happy it made him."
  1373. Mar 19 16:23:41 <WHATIS> Okay, I made that up but still.
  1374. Mar 19 16:23:41 <WHATIS> Okay, I made that up but still.
  1375. Mar 19 16:23:53 <WHATIS> Anyway, I gotta go anyway.
  1376. Mar 19 16:23:53 <WHATIS> Anyway, I gotta go anyway.
  1377. Mar 19 16:24:03 <Anastasia_Locke> "He was like a little puppy!"
  1378. Mar 19 16:24:03 <Anastasia_Locke> "He was like a little puppy!"
  1379. Mar 19 16:24:04 <Jonah_Grey> Where did that vendor guy go?
  1380. Mar 19 16:24:04 <Jonah_Grey> Where did that vendor guy go?
  1381. Mar 19 16:24:06 <WHATIS> Have fun with your party Twelve!
  1382. Mar 19 16:24:06 <WHATIS> Have fun with your party Twelve!
  1383. Mar 19 16:24:18 <WHATIS> To his hive, duh,
  1384. Mar 19 16:24:18 <WHATIS> To his hive, duh,
  1385. Mar 19 16:24:25 <WHATIS> Anyway, see ya.
  1386. Mar 19 16:24:25 <WHATIS> Anyway, see ya.
  1387. Mar 19 16:24:27 * WHATIS (~WHATISLOS@c-73-160-123-91.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has left (Leaving)
  1388. Mar 19 16:24:27 * WHATIS (~WHATISLOS@c-73-160-123-91.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has left (Leaving)
  1389. Mar 19 16:24:36 * Shutai_Urdock snuggles up in the hair
  1390. Mar 19 16:24:36 * Shutai_Urdock snuggles up in the hair
  1391. Mar 19 16:25:12 <Shutai_Urdock> <3
  1392. Mar 19 16:25:12 <Shutai_Urdock> <3
  1393. Mar 19 16:25:12 <Anastasia_Locke> "So... Twelve, is there a reason there are so few humans here?"
  1394. Mar 19 16:25:12 <Anastasia_Locke> "So... Twelve, is there a reason there are so few humans here?"
  1395. Mar 19 16:27:29 <Anastasia_Locke> "It's just been me and, for a little bit, Kaz."
  1396. Mar 19 16:27:29 <Anastasia_Locke> "It's just been me and, for a little bit, Kaz."
  1397. Mar 19 16:27:36 <Anastasia_Locke> "And the one dead girl."
  1398. Mar 19 16:27:36 <Anastasia_Locke> "And the one dead girl."
  1399. Mar 19 16:27:51 * Shutai_Urdock murrs happily and starts to drift off
  1400. Mar 19 16:27:51 * Shutai_Urdock murrs happily and starts to drift off
  1401. Mar 19 16:28:08 <Shutai_Urdock> "why is that bad?"
  1402. Mar 19 16:28:08 <Shutai_Urdock> "why is that bad?"
  1403. Mar 19 16:28:18 <Anastasia_Locke> "Because humans are AWESOME!"
  1404. Mar 19 16:28:18 <Anastasia_Locke> "Because humans are AWESOME!"
  1405. Mar 19 16:28:32 <Anastasia_Locke> "I'm just curious."
  1406. Mar 19 16:28:32 <Anastasia_Locke> "I'm just curious."
  1407. Mar 19 16:28:41 <Shutai_Urdock> "Your taste is delicious but I prefer troll."
  1408. Mar 19 16:28:41 <Shutai_Urdock> "Your taste is delicious but I prefer troll."
  1409. Mar 19 16:28:50 <Anastasia_Locke> "Excuse me?"
  1410. Mar 19 16:28:50 <Anastasia_Locke> "Excuse me?"
  1411. Mar 19 16:28:57 <Shutai_Urdock> "Hm?"
  1412. Mar 19 16:28:57 <Shutai_Urdock> "Hm?"
  1413. Mar 19 16:29:09 <Jonah_Grey> I take that as a compliment
  1414. Mar 19 16:29:09 <Jonah_Grey> I take that as a compliment
  1415. Mar 19 16:29:26 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O "Is that a thing trolls can do!?"
  1416. Mar 19 16:29:26 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O "Is that a thing trolls can do!?"
  1417. Mar 19 16:29:28 <Shutai_Urdock> "It is."
  1418. Mar 19 16:29:28 <Shutai_Urdock> "It is."
  1419. Mar 19 16:29:38 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O: O :O
  1420. Mar 19 16:29:38 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O: O :O
  1421. Mar 19 16:29:43 <Anastasia_Locke> "THAT'S SO COOL!"
  1422. Mar 19 16:29:44 <Anastasia_Locke> "THAT'S SO COOL!"
  1423. Mar 19 16:29:50 <Shutai_Urdock> "No. I am the only one I know that can taste without touch and taste with touch."
  1424. Mar 19 16:29:50 <Shutai_Urdock> "No. I am the only one I know that can taste without touch and taste with touch."
  1425. Mar 19 16:30:01 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh. Aww..."
  1426. Mar 19 16:30:01 <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh. Aww..."
  1427. Mar 19 16:30:03 <Jonah_Grey> I wasn't really raised as a troll either, so...
  1428. Mar 19 16:30:03 <Jonah_Grey> I wasn't really raised as a troll either, so...
  1429. Mar 19 16:30:04 <Shutai_Urdock> "Freak of nature and all."
  1430. Mar 19 16:30:04 <Shutai_Urdock> "Freak of nature and all."
  1431. Mar 19 16:30:31 <Jonah_Grey> Oh wait, you were talking about the licking thing
  1432. Mar 19 16:30:31 <Jonah_Grey> Oh wait, you were talking about the licking thing
  1433. Mar 19 16:30:54 <Shutai_Urdock> "Sort of."
  1434. Mar 19 16:30:54 <Shutai_Urdock> "Sort of."
  1435. Mar 19 16:30:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "Sorry."
  1436. Mar 19 16:30:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "Sorry."
  1437. Mar 19 16:31:10 <Shutai_Urdock> "For?"
  1438. Mar 19 16:31:10 <Shutai_Urdock> "For?"
  1439. Mar 19 16:31:22 <Anastasia_Locke> "I had no idea trolls could be so... VARIED."
  1440. Mar 19 16:31:22 <Anastasia_Locke> "I had no idea trolls could be so... VARIED."
  1441. Mar 19 16:31:37 <Shutai_Urdock> "Im more of a mutant really. Its okay."
  1442. Mar 19 16:31:37 <Shutai_Urdock> "Im more of a mutant really. Its okay."
  1443. Mar 19 16:31:47 <Jonah_Grey> I don't know that much about trolls
  1444. Mar 19 16:31:47 <Jonah_Grey> I don't know that much about trolls
  1445. Mar 19 16:32:04 <Jonah_Grey> I apparently got royal blood or something?
  1446. Mar 19 16:32:04 <Jonah_Grey> I apparently got royal blood or something?
  1447. Mar 19 16:32:12 <Anastasia_Locke> "Cool!"
  1448. Mar 19 16:32:12 <Anastasia_Locke> "Cool!"
  1449. Mar 19 16:32:24 <Shutai_Urdock> "same..."
  1450. Mar 19 16:32:24 <Shutai_Urdock> "same..."
  1451. Mar 19 16:32:34 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O
  1452. Mar 19 16:32:34 <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O
  1453. Mar 19 16:32:37 <Jonah_Grey> Oh
  1454. Mar 19 16:32:37 <Jonah_Grey> Oh
  1455. Mar 19 16:32:39 <Anastasia_Locke> "So you guys are like cousins!?"
  1456. Mar 19 16:32:39 <Anastasia_Locke> "So you guys are like cousins!?"
  1457. Mar 19 16:32:39 <Jonah_Grey> nice
  1458. Mar 19 16:32:39 <Jonah_Grey> nice
  1459. Mar 19 16:32:42 <Jonah_Grey> Nah
  1460. Mar 19 16:32:42 <Jonah_Grey> Nah
  1461. Mar 19 16:32:49 <Jonah_Grey> We're just from parallel universes
  1462. Mar 19 16:32:49 <Jonah_Grey> We're just from parallel universes
  1463. Mar 19 16:32:54 <Shutai_Urdock> "I am a bit of a disgrace, I've been told."
  1464. Mar 19 16:32:54 <Shutai_Urdock> "I am a bit of a disgrace, I've been told."
  1465. Mar 19 16:32:57 <Anastasia_Locke> "That's even COOLER!"
  1466. Mar 19 16:32:57 <Anastasia_Locke> "That's even COOLER!"
  1467. Mar 19 16:33:10 <Anastasia_Locke> "I didn't even know those were possible until like a week ago!"
  1468. Mar 19 16:33:10 <Anastasia_Locke> "I didn't even know those were possible until like a week ago!"
  1469. Mar 19 16:33:32 <Jonah_Grey> I lived in the troll ghettos in the human world
  1470. Mar 19 16:33:32 <Jonah_Grey> I lived in the troll ghettos in the human world
  1471. Mar 19 16:33:40 <Anastasia_Locke> "Your world had those?"
  1472. Mar 19 16:33:40 <Anastasia_Locke> "Your world had those?"
  1473. Mar 19 16:33:43 <Jonah_Grey> yup
  1474. Mar 19 16:33:43 <Jonah_Grey> yup
  1475. Mar 19 16:33:52 <Anastasia_Locke> "Wow. In mine, trolls had their own planet."
  1476. Mar 19 16:33:52 <Anastasia_Locke> "Wow. In mine, trolls had their own planet."
  1477. Mar 19 16:33:56 <Jonah_Grey> Also 2048 Terabit internet
  1478. Mar 19 16:33:56 <Jonah_Grey> Also 2048 Terabit internet
  1479. Mar 19 16:34:14 <Jonah_Grey> Which was the slow one by the way
  1480. Mar 19 16:34:14 <Jonah_Grey> Which was the slow one by the way
  1481. Mar 19 16:34:18 <Anastasia_Locke> "But it was weird, because they still had our Internet. Thal and I were able to message each other from our respective worlds."
  1482. Mar 19 16:34:18 <Anastasia_Locke> "But it was weird, because they still had our Internet. Thal and I were able to message each other from our respective worlds."
  1483. Mar 19 16:34:30 * Shutai_Urdock is very confused
  1484. Mar 19 16:34:30 * Shutai_Urdock is very confused
  1485. Mar 19 16:34:44 <Anastasia_Locke> "Speaking of, I should probably go back."
  1486. Mar 19 16:34:44 <Anastasia_Locke> "Speaking of, I should probably go back."
  1487. Mar 19 16:34:49 <Twelve> ((i'm back))
  1488. Mar 19 16:34:49 <Twelve> ((i'm back))
  1489. Mar 19 16:34:52 <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal and I have a tournament to win."
  1490. Mar 19 16:34:52 <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal and I have a tournament to win."
  1491. Mar 19 16:35:00 <Twelve> ((sorry for the wait my brother was a dick along the way))
  1492. Mar 19 16:35:00 <Twelve> ((sorry for the wait my brother was a dick along the way))
  1493. Mar 19 16:35:13 <Jonah_Grey> You look confused
  1494. Mar 19 16:35:13 <Jonah_Grey> You look confused
  1495. Mar 19 16:35:22 <Anastasia_Locke> "Shutai, no grabbing people like that anymore."
  1496. Mar 19 16:35:22 <Anastasia_Locke> "Shutai, no grabbing people like that anymore."
  1497. Mar 19 16:35:27 <Anastasia_Locke> "Jonah, talk to Ezra."
  1498. Mar 19 16:35:27 <Anastasia_Locke> "Jonah, talk to Ezra."
  1499. Mar 19 16:35:35 * Jonah_Grey has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  1500. Mar 19 16:35:35 * Jonah_Grey has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  1501. Mar 19 16:35:35 <Shutai_Urdock> "No promises."
  1502. Mar 19 16:35:35 <Shutai_Urdock> "No promises."
  1503. Mar 19 16:35:55 * Jonah_Grey (~N00bFlesh@ptr-2hj4tbj0whnw2qgiy9zxn3gxg.ip6.access.telenet.be) has joined
  1504. Mar 19 16:35:55 * Jonah_Grey (~N00bFlesh@ptr-2hj4tbj0whnw2qgiy9zxn3gxg.ip6.access.telenet.be) has joined
  1505. Mar 19 16:36:01 <Jonah_Grey> Woah
  1506. Mar 19 16:36:01 <Jonah_Grey> Woah
  1507. Mar 19 16:36:12 <Anastasia_Locke> "It's rude, Shutai."
  1508. Mar 19 16:36:12 <Anastasia_Locke> "It's rude, Shutai."
  1509. Mar 19 16:36:12 <Jonah_Grey> Fazed out of existence there for a sec
  1510. Mar 19 16:36:12 <Jonah_Grey> Fazed out of existence there for a sec
  1511. Mar 19 16:36:15 <Twelve> "Did Jonah go to talk to Ezra?"
  1512. Mar 19 16:36:15 <Twelve> "Did Jonah go to talk to Ezra?"
  1513. Mar 19 16:36:19 <Jonah_Grey> nah
  1514. Mar 19 16:36:19 <Jonah_Grey> nah
  1515. Mar 19 16:36:23 <Twelve> "Nope, he's abck. Welcome back!"
  1516. Mar 19 16:36:23 <Twelve> "Nope, he's abck. Welcome back!"
  1517. Mar 19 16:36:26 <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, you should."
  1518. Mar 19 16:36:26 <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, you should."
  1519. Mar 19 16:36:29 <Acodex_Libros> "wait"
  1520. Mar 19 16:36:29 <Acodex_Libros> "wait"
  1521. Mar 19 16:36:33 <Jonah_Grey> Err...
  1522. Mar 19 16:36:33 <Jonah_Grey> Err...
  1523. Mar 19 16:36:33 <Acodex_Libros> "wait a second"
  1524. Mar 19 16:36:33 <Acodex_Libros> "wait a second"
  1525. Mar 19 16:36:43 <Jonah_Grey> Yes, what is it?
  1526. Mar 19 16:36:43 <Jonah_Grey> Yes, what is it?
  1527. Mar 19 16:36:47 <Acodex_Libros> "it's YOU isn't it Twelve"
  1528. Mar 19 16:36:47 <Acodex_Libros> "it's YOU isn't it Twelve"
  1529. Mar 19 16:36:49 <Anastasia_Locke> "Trust me. Girls ALWAYS dig trolls, and she's probably waiting for you to make a move."
  1530. Mar 19 16:36:49 <Anastasia_Locke> "Trust me. Girls ALWAYS dig trolls, and she's probably waiting for you to make a move."
  1531. Mar 19 16:36:56 <Acodex_Libros> "not you, citizen"
  1532. Mar 19 16:36:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "Just go for it. What's the worst that could happen?"
  1533. Mar 19 16:36:56 <Anastasia_Locke> "Just go for it. What's the worst that could happen?"
  1534. Mar 19 16:36:56 <Acodex_Libros> "not you, citizen"
  1535. Mar 19 16:37:04 <Acodex_Libros> "i'm talking ABOUT HIM"
  1536. Mar 19 16:37:04 <Acodex_Libros> "i'm talking ABOUT HIM"
  1537. Mar 19 16:37:21 <Acodex_Libros> "THE WHITE-SHIRTED KHAKI-WEARING MANIAC"
  1538. Mar 19 16:37:21 <Acodex_Libros> "THE WHITE-SHIRTED KHAKI-WEARING MANIAC"
  1539. Mar 19 16:37:24 <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, I'm going to go back to the Pirate Bay. Good luck to you all!"
  1540. Mar 19 16:37:24 <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, I'm going to go back to the Pirate Bay. Good luck to you all!"
  1541. Mar 19 16:37:42 * Anastasia_Locke has left the building
  1542. Mar 19 16:37:42 * Anastasia_Locke has left the building
  1543. Mar 19 16:37:48 * Anastasia_Locke has quit (Quit: Web client closed)
  1544. Mar 19 16:37:48 * Anastasia_Locke has quit (Quit: Web client closed)
  1545. Mar 19 16:37:53 <Twelve> "Jonah, listen to Ana. Make a move. Make like 5 moves. You can do this."
  1546. Mar 19 16:37:54 <Twelve> "Jonah, listen to Ana. Make a move. Make like 5 moves. You can do this."
  1547. Mar 19 16:37:55 <Shutai_Urdock> "So human females like trolls... noted."
  1548. Mar 19 16:37:55 <Shutai_Urdock> "So human females like trolls... noted."
  1549. Mar 19 16:38:18 <Twelve> "Shutai, don't get any strange ideas with your tentacles and all."
  1550. Mar 19 16:38:37 * Disconnected (No such device or address)
  1551. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 16:38:37 2016
  1552.  
  1553. Mar 19 16:38:43 * Disconnected (No such device or address)
  1554. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 16:38:43 2016
  1555.  
  1556. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 16:38:58 2016
  1557.  
  1558. Mar 19 16:38:58 * Now talking on #RPGStuck_Redlotus
  1559. Mar 19 16:39:00 <Jonah_Grey> so it's gonna be a lot harder
  1560. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sat Mar 19 16:39:05 2016
  1561.  
  1562. Mar 19 16:39:05 * Now talking on #RPGStuck_Redlotus
  1563. Mar 19 16:39:05 * yzabtech__ (~yzabtech@pool-96-246-198-135.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  1564. Mar 19 16:39:07 <Jonah_Grey> also she has a boyfriend
  1565. Mar 19 16:39:07 <Jonah_Grey> also she has a boyfriend
  1566. Mar 19 16:39:34 <Jonah_Grey> ((yzab, is your internet ok?))
  1567. Mar 19 16:39:34 <Jonah_Grey> ((yzab, is your internet ok?))
  1568. Mar 19 16:39:41 <Shutai_Urdock> "Same. But I dont think he likes me."
  1569. Mar 19 16:39:41 <Shutai_Urdock> "Same. But I dont think he likes me."
  1570. Mar 19 16:40:24 <yzabtech__> ((not really))
  1571. Mar 19 16:40:24 <yzabtech__> ((not really))
  1572. Mar 19 16:40:32 <yzabtech__> ((it's fast but unstable))
  1573. Mar 19 16:40:32 <yzabtech__> ((it's fast but unstable))
  1574. Mar 19 16:41:19 <yzabtech_> Twelve: "Shutai, don't get any idea with your tentacles and all."
  1575. Mar 19 16:41:19 <yzabtech_> Twelve: "Shutai, don't get any idea with your tentacles and all."
  1576. Mar 19 16:41:29 <yzabtech__> Acodex: "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME"
  1577. Mar 19 16:41:29 <yzabtech__> Acodex: "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME"
  1578. Mar 19 16:41:41 <Shutai_Urdock> "Well he likes it."
  1579. Mar 19 16:41:41 <Shutai_Urdock> "Well he likes it."
  1580. Mar 19 16:41:57 * Acodex_Libros has quit (Ping timeout: 207 seconds)
  1581. Mar 19 16:41:57 * Acodex_Libros has quit (Ping timeout: 207 seconds)
  1582. Mar 19 16:41:57 * Twelve has quit (Ping timeout: 207 seconds)
  1583. Mar 19 16:41:57 * Twelve has quit (Ping timeout: 207 seconds)
  1584. Mar 19 16:42:03 * yzabtech_ is now known as Twelve
  1585. Mar 19 16:42:03 * You are now known as Twelve
  1586. Mar 19 16:42:09 * You are now known as Acodex_Libros
  1587. Mar 19 16:42:09 * yzabtech__ is now known as Acodex_Libros
  1588. Mar 19 16:42:47 <Twelve> "Well I sort of glitched out of existence there, so I'm unsure what happened in those few seconds."
  1589. Mar 19 16:42:49 <Twelve> "Well I sort of glitched out of existence there, so I'm unsure what happened in those few seconds."
  1590. Mar 19 16:43:31 <Shutai_Urdock> "Nothing heh."
  1591. Mar 19 16:43:31 <Shutai_Urdock> "Nothing heh."
  1592. Mar 19 16:43:49 * Procyon (~Procyon@2601:647:4c80:5e0:b400:ffd1:1a38:7a9c) has joined
  1593. Mar 19 16:43:49 * Procyon (~Procyon@2601:647:4c80:5e0:b400:ffd1:1a38:7a9c) has joined
  1594. Mar 19 16:43:52 <Acodex_Libros> "STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF AND ANSWER ME YOU MADMAN"
  1595. Mar 19 16:43:52 <Acodex_Libros> "STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF AND ANSWER ME YOU MADMAN"
  1596. Mar 19 16:43:53 * Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c80:5e0:9197:337d:56c6:7a45) has joined
  1597. Mar 19 16:43:53 * Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c80:5e0:9197:337d:56c6:7a45) has joined
  1598. Mar 19 16:44:07 * Twelve rotates his head 180 degrees to Acodex.
  1599. Mar 19 16:44:07 * Twelve rotates his head 180 degrees to Acodex.
  1600. Mar 19 16:44:17 <Twelve> "Well aren't. You. PERSISTENT!"
  1601. Mar 19 16:44:17 <Jonah_Grey> ZACH
  1602. Mar 19 16:44:17 <Jonah_Grey> ZACH
  1603. Mar 19 16:44:17 <Twelve> "Well aren't. You. PERSISTENT!"
  1604. Mar 19 16:44:38 * Jonah_Grey twitches
  1605. Mar 19 16:44:38 * Jonah_Grey twitches
  1606. Mar 19 16:44:38 <Jaczac> ((what up?__
  1607. Mar 19 16:44:38 <Jaczac> ((what up?__
  1608. Mar 19 16:44:45 * Twelve rotates the rest of his body to match with the orientation of his head.
  1609. Mar 19 16:44:45 * Twelve rotates the rest of his body to match with the orientation of his head.
  1610. Mar 19 16:44:52 <Jonah_Grey> How are you?
  1611. Mar 19 16:44:52 <Jonah_Grey> How are you?
  1612. Mar 19 16:45:22 * Jaczac is now known as Zach_
  1613. Mar 19 16:45:22 * Jaczac is now known as Zach_
  1614. Mar 19 16:45:24 <Zach_> ((whats goin on here?))
  1615. Mar 19 16:45:24 <Zach_> ((whats goin on here?))
  1616. Mar 19 16:45:39 <Jonah_Grey> ((madness))
  1617. Mar 19 16:45:39 <Jonah_Grey> ((madness))
  1618. Mar 19 16:45:45 <Acodex_Libros> "you're the ONE who CAUSES all the MISFORTUNE in the UNIVERSE YOU MADMAN"
  1619. Mar 19 16:45:45 <Acodex_Libros> "you're the ONE who CAUSES all the MISFORTUNE in the UNIVERSE YOU MADMAN"
  1620. Mar 19 16:45:53 <Jonah_Grey> ((Yzab is talking to himself again))
  1621. Mar 19 16:45:53 <Jonah_Grey> ((Yzab is talking to himself again))
  1622. Mar 19 16:45:53 <Twelve> "You can say that, my friend!"
  1623. Mar 19 16:45:53 <Twelve> "You can say that, my friend!"
  1624. Mar 19 16:46:05 <Acodex_Libros> "you are NO FRIEND OF MINE"
  1625. Mar 19 16:46:05 <Acodex_Libros> "you are NO FRIEND OF MINE"
  1626. Mar 19 16:46:15 <Twelve> "That's because you have no friends! Ooh! Burn!"
  1627. Mar 19 16:46:15 <Twelve> "That's because you have no friends! Ooh! Burn!"
  1628. Mar 19 16:46:30 <Zach_> "Uh, did I slip into grimdarkness again?"
  1629. Mar 19 16:46:30 <Zach_> "Uh, did I slip into grimdarkness again?"
  1630. Mar 19 16:46:34 <Zach_> "And I'm pretty good."
  1631. Mar 19 16:46:34 <Zach_> "And I'm pretty good."
  1632. Mar 19 16:46:58 <Jonah_Grey> No, not that I recall
  1633. Mar 19 16:46:58 <Jonah_Grey> No, not that I recall
  1634. Mar 19 16:47:24 <Zach_> "Huh. I'm just gonna watch this then."
  1635. Mar 19 16:47:24 <Zach_> "Huh. I'm just gonna watch this then."
  1636. Mar 19 16:47:32 <Zach_> "And not participate for now."
  1637. Mar 19 16:47:32 <Zach_> "And not participate for now."
  1638. Mar 19 16:48:25 Python interface unloaded
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  1641. Mar 19 16:48:25 * Acodex_Libros has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1642. Mar 19 16:49:22 <Twelve> "Well then."
  1643. Mar 19 16:49:36 <Twelve> "You can do that, I guess."
  1644. Mar 19 16:49:41 <Twelve> "It would be boring."
  1645. Mar 19 16:50:00 <Twelve> "For me, of course. For you it would just be a safe choice, probably."
  1646. Mar 19 16:50:55 <Twelve> "Where did everybody go?"
  1647. Mar 19 16:53:04 * Procyon has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1648. Mar 19 16:53:18 <Twelve> "Come on, it's only one more hour!"
  1649. Mar 19 16:53:28 <Twelve> "I'm not that boring!"
  1650. Mar 19 16:53:59 * Shutai_Urdock snores peacefully
  1651. Mar 19 16:55:12 * Jonah_Grey wakes up
  1652. Mar 19 16:55:19 <Jonah_Grey> wait did somethnig happen
  1653. Mar 19 16:55:29 <Jonah_Grey> whats life
  1654. Mar 19 16:56:16 <Twelve> "Nothing happened."
  1655. Mar 19 16:56:21 <Jonah_Grey> oh
  1656. Mar 19 16:56:40 <Twelve> "Some people left, others stopped talking."
  1657. Mar 19 17:00:32 <Jonah_Grey> Well, I'm still here
  1658. Mar 19 17:02:25 <Twelve> "I still have an hour to kill."
  1659. Mar 19 17:02:39 <Jonah_Grey> I'm quite good at killing time
  1660. Mar 19 17:03:53 * Jaczach (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c80:5e0:9197:337d:56c6:7a45) has joined
  1661. Mar 19 17:04:11 <Jonah_Grey> Two Zachs>
  1662. Mar 19 17:04:12 <Jonah_Grey> ?
  1663. Mar 19 17:04:13 <Jonah_Grey> ?
  1664. Mar 19 17:04:21 * Jonah_Grey twitches heavily
  1665. Mar 19 17:05:53 <Twelve> "Probably just an error in the fabric of spacetime. Should be straightened out soon."
  1666. Mar 19 17:06:04 <Jonah_Grey> Damn it spacetime
  1667. Mar 19 17:06:11 * Zach_ has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
  1668. Mar 19 17:06:23 <Jonah_Grey> I don't need 2 Boyfriend rival
  1669. Mar 19 17:06:27 <Jonah_Grey> *rivals
  1670. Mar 19 17:06:41 <Jaczach> "Hehe."
  1671. Mar 19 17:08:38 <Jaczach> ((wait, how'd i get renamed))
  1672. Mar 19 17:08:45 * Jaczach is now known as Zach_
  1673. Mar 19 17:08:56 <Jonah_Grey> ((It sometimes does it automatically on irc clients))
  1674. Mar 19 17:09:15 <Jonah_Grey> ((Mostly on shitty internet connections))
  1675. Mar 19 17:09:44 <Zach_> ((that is in fact my connection))
  1676. Mar 19 17:11:01 <Twelve> ((not enough people here anymore, I'm probably going to go soon idk))
  1677. Mar 19 17:11:14 <Jonah_Grey> ((Yeah, it's pretty dead here))
  1678. Mar 19 17:11:53 <Jonah_Grey> Anyways, I wish everyone a happy 1 year paradox space anniversary thing?
  1679. Mar 19 17:12:02 <Zach_> yaaay same
  1680. Mar 19 17:12:08 <Twelve> same here
  1681. Mar 19 17:12:46 <Twelve> "Well, uh, I never got to make my speech."
  1682. Mar 19 17:12:51 <Twelve> "It was going to be amazing."
  1683. Mar 19 17:12:54 <Jonah_Grey> I didnn't have a speech
  1684. Mar 19 17:13:04 <Zach_> I thought the official party started later
  1685. Mar 19 17:13:11 <Twelve> "But then only a 6th of the amount of people I thought would show up here."
  1686. Mar 19 17:13:18 <Twelve> "This was kind of sad."
  1687. Mar 19 17:13:24 <Jonah_Grey> Yeah
  1688. Mar 19 17:13:27 <Zach_> such are rpgstuck parties
  1689. Mar 19 17:13:30 <Jonah_Grey> Pity party!
  1690. Mar 19 17:13:43 <Twelve> "But thanks to those who came for coming, and I guess I'll see you all next time. Whenever that is!"
  1691. Mar 19 17:13:44 * Jonah_Grey opens the vodka
  1692. Mar 19 17:13:51 <Zach_> woo!
  1693. Mar 19 17:13:57 * Jonah_Grey drinks the bottle of vodka
  1694. Mar 19 17:13:58 <Zach_> hey, we haven't made any booze yet in rpgstuck
  1695. Mar 19 17:14:01 <Jonah_Grey> WOOOOOO!
  1696. Mar 19 17:14:16 <Zach_> we need an obligatory filler party episode where everyone gets shitfaced
  1697. Mar 19 17:14:16 <Jonah_Grey> I just found it behind this black hole
  1698. Mar 19 17:14:40 <Jonah_Grey> ((RPGDRUNK))
  1699. Mar 19 17:15:24 <Zach_> lol we could make it
  1700. Mar 19 17:15:27 * Jonah_Grey gets shitfaced
  1701. Mar 19 17:15:30 <Zach_> im sure we could accelerate time with it
  1702. Mar 19 17:15:35 * Twelve puts his face in a bowl of whiskey and sort of just stays there.
  1703. Mar 19 17:15:45 <Jonah_Grey> ZACH
  1704. Mar 19 17:16:01 <Jonah_Grey> IT'S TIME TO SETTLE WHO THE BEST BOYFRIEND FOR EZRA IS
  1705. Mar 19 17:16:03 <Zach_> "LETS FUCKIN PARTY ASTEROID 64D
  1706. Mar 19 17:16:07 <Zach_> "Ok.
  1707. Mar 19 17:16:14 * Twelve pours some popcorn on himself.
  1708. Mar 19 17:16:17 <Zach_> "Lets take stock of who currently is Ezra's boyfriend:
  1709. Mar 19 17:16:20 <Zach_> "Me.
  1710. Mar 19 17:16:25 <Jonah_Grey> IT'SSSCCHH TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGGE
  1711. Mar 19 17:16:29 <Twelve> "Save it for canon, guys."
  1712. Mar 19 17:16:34 * Shutai_Urdock "zzz"
  1713. Mar 19 17:16:34 * Jonah_Grey walks up to zach
  1714. Mar 19 17:16:45 * Jonah_Grey KISSES ZACH DRUNKENLY
  1715. Mar 19 17:16:52 <Twelve> "guys come on just save it for canon"
  1716. Mar 19 17:16:54 <Zach_> ((lel i was gonna do that))
  1717. Mar 19 17:16:58 * Zach_ makeouts
  1718. Mar 19 17:17:02 <Zach_> curtain.
  1719. Mar 19 17:17:06 <Jonah_Grey> ((We are so in sync))
  1720. Mar 19 17:17:08 * Twelve takes out a video camera
  1721. Mar 19 17:17:18 * Jonah_Grey keeps the smooch goin
  1722. Mar 19 17:18:18 * Jonah_Grey stops smooching
  1723. Mar 19 17:18:28 <Jonah_Grey> Ssssoooo
  1724. Mar 19 17:18:36 <Jonah_Grey> SSssssSSSsssooooOOooo
  1725. Mar 19 17:18:36 <Zach_> "me, still me
  1726. Mar 19 17:18:48 <Jonah_Grey> ffffFFFuuuuck you
  1727. Mar 19 17:18:59 <Jonah_Grey> Peacce
  1728. Mar 19 17:19:10 * Jonah_Grey (~N00bFlesh@ptr-2hj4tbj0whnw2qgiy9zxn3gxg.ip6.access.telenet.be) has left (Leaving)
  1729. Mar 19 17:19:23 * Jonah_Grey (~N00bFlesh@ptr-2hj4tbj0whnw2qgiy9zxn3gxg.ip6.access.telenet.be) has joined
  1730. Mar 19 17:19:29 <Jonah_Grey> Forgot my keys
  1731. Mar 19 17:19:34 <Jonah_Grey> and my phone
  1732. Mar 19 17:19:36 <Jonah_Grey> and wallet
  1733. Mar 19 17:19:55 * Jonah_Grey gets stuff and leaves
  1734. Mar 19 17:20:05 * Jonah_Grey (~N00bFlesh@ptr-2hj4tbj0whnw2qgiy9zxn3gxg.ip6.access.telenet.be) has left (Leaving)
  1735. Mar 19 17:20:13 <Zach_> "How fun."
  1736. Mar 19 17:20:28 * Zach_ is now known as Jaczac_Dotaing
  1737. Mar 19 17:21:30 <Twelve> "Well..."
  1738. Mar 19 17:21:39 <Twelve> "what now?"
  1739. Mar 19 17:21:46 <Twelve> "Nothing."
  1740. Mar 19 17:21:50 <Twelve> "That's what's now."
  1741. Mar 19 17:21:58 <Twelve> "I'm pretty much talking to myself."
  1742. Mar 19 17:22:05 * You are now known as yzabtech
  1743. Mar 19 17:22:05 -NickServ- This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
  1744. Mar 19 17:22:09 -NickServ- You are now identified for yzabtech.
  1745. Mar 19 17:22:09 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to yzabtech
  1746. Mar 19 18:08:12 * Shutai_Urdock is now known as Mauiki
  1747. Mar 19 18:33:07 * Mauiki has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
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