Faith Based (2020) EN

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<i>Hey, jungle monster,
you ever been fucked by a girl?</i>

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<i>Cause Sally is horny.</i>

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<i>Good job, Sally.</i>

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When I grow up,
I want to be Butch Savage.

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I want to be Butch Savage.

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<i>Hey, little dudes and dudettes,
do you want to be the next Butch Savage?</i>

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<i>Then follow Butch's three rules
of living savage.</i>

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<i>Number one, never settle.</i>

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<i>You get too comfortable,
you lose your drive.</i>

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<i>Number two, work hard.</i>

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<i>There are no shortcuts.</i>

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<i>Number three, eat
sugary savage cereal every day.</i>

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<i>It'll give you strong muscles
and big brains like Butch.</i>

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<i>Get out of here, bananas,
I ain't no monkey.</i>

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<i>I'm a savage.</i>

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- Savage!
- Savage!

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My name is Luke. I'm from
Los Angeles, California.

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I live here in Reseda now
with my best friend Tanner.

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Dude, you're supposed to get
the missiles by the silo.

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And my favorite dog,
Mr. Perfect.

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Hey, uh, Luke,
you're being a little bitch or are you...

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My name's Tanner.
I live in Los Angeles.

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Look, here's the boob.

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I like to say that I am
electively a single.

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- All right, Henry.
- Henry. - Yeah.

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I like his new uniform.

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<i>Time to go to church.</i>

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Finish your beer.
We got Bingo at eight.

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- Oh, yes,
- <i>♪ Captain Wonder's ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Shit Show Bingo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He's a homeless David Bowie
With stale popcorn ♪</i>

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All right, ladies and
gentlemen, this is Shit Show Bingo.

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Fine, fine, fine, fine.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
we got N39.

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N39 cocaine time.

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That's right,
looking for a little white girl.

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- By white girl I mean cocaine.
- Bingo!

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- She told me, no.
- Oh, yeah.

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Tanner works at my
all-time favorite bar No Bar.

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That mustache looks like
a rat got stuck on a glue trap.

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You look like the bad guy
from every '80s movie.

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You mind if I plug this in?

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- Can't you just get a new one if it dies?
- Tanner, it's late.

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I can't risk this
bad boy dying on me.

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There's nothing more embarrassing
than a grown man pushing a scooter.

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I don't want to call it a dive because
it's nicer than a dive, it's a lounge,

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just the kind of place
you go to hang out.

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How about a free drink
for your old friend, Gerry.

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What are you even doing here,
Gerry?

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- I eighty-sixed you last week.
- He eighty-sixed you last week.

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That was last week though.
It's this week. Okay.

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All right, don't talk about me
when I'm gone, please.

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Yeah. Bye, Gerry.

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Aside from Tanner
and, of course, Mr. Perfect,

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my third favorite person
in Los Angeles is Brandy.

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She's an angel sent down
for the world but mainly me.

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Brandy, how's the film industry?

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Brandy is great.
Luke's got a really big crush on her.

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She's super nice.
She's also a porn star.

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It's fucking exhausting. I had two
jobs today. My back is killing me.

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Tanner is convinced
that Brandy's in porn.

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I don't know. And, honestly,
if she does do porn, it doesn't bother me.

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I respect her right to do
what she wants with her body.

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My buddy Luke, he's got a
pretty sweet gig. He cleans pools.

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Um, he does it part time.

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I'm an idea man.
I'm an entrepreneur.

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Okay, I take an idea and I say, "What do
we need to turn the idea into reality?"

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What I present to you today

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is not just an opportunity to change
your bank account or your body.

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It's an opportunity
to change your life.

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I don't get it.

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Uh, he likes to say
he's an idea guy

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but usually his ideas involve getting
other people to help him sell, uh, teas,

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like weight loss teas.

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That's right, I sell tea, herbal
weight loss tea. But it really works.

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I get two dollars and
fifty cents from every sale.

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And if I recruit someone else, I get
a dollar twenty-five from their sales.

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It's incredible, man.
The sky is endless.

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Is that the right analogy?

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Anyway, I am about 25 grand
in debt from the stuff

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but Nicky Steele says...

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It takes money to make other people
make money to make you money.

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My life is good.
I have a job sometimes.

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But I come from a family
of excellence.

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There's a part of me that feels like
I am destined for bigger things.

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Nicky Steele's herbal
weight loss tea

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starts generating revenue
the minute you sign...

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- Why aren't you cleaning the pool?
- Jimmy.

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What are all these people doing
here? What's going on?

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Did we hire them? They feel old.

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- Do they swim?
- I can't swim.

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- I thought we were getting a free lunch.
- Yeah.

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My clients' houses are not a
backdrop for your pyramid scheme.

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Jimmy, is it really a pyramid
scheme if everybody makes money?

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Yes.

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But, Luke,
let's put it this way,

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his heart's in the right place but
his head it's crammed way up his ass.

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I'm sorry I... I liked your dad, Luke, he's
a great guy, but this is it, you gotta go.

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You're fired.

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I guess everyone has their
own way of wooing a potential mate.

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Tanner has this thing.

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Unbelievable.

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Dinner and a movie.

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Well, dinner
and a very specific movie.

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A moving drama
about the Holocaust.

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I hate that this works,
but it works.

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Call me, Tanner.

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May the odds ever be
in your favor.

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Tanner's really great.

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He's, uh, got really great hair
and, um...

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Dude, it's time for us to do
something with our lives.

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Look, dude, I support
your entrepreneurial spirit.

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I really do, but the weight loss
tea, no, thanks.

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I'm not talking about the tea, okay,
I'm talking about a real power move, okay?

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I'm talking about something to put us
on the map, man, get us out of Reseda.

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Let's take... let's take Mr. Perfect
and get up to the hills.

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Of course, I want to take
Mr. Perfect to the hills.

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But, dude, I make money to drink
and hang out with my friends.

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My life is pretty great.

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I mean, here's the thing.
I like working at the bar.

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I do. It's easy. It's fun.
I'm flushed with cash.

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Hell, half the time I take care of Luke's share
of the rent and it doesn't even bother me.

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But, um, you know,
my liver's got its limitations

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and, uh, you know, it's...
it's a gig with an expiration date.

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What's up big guy? What... what's got
you talking like a career counselor?

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What are you even doing here right now?
Did... did Jimmy fire you again?

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The little guy caught me selling my tea to
some people I met outside the nursing home.

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I need a scream shower.

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What's a scream shower?

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He thinks I can't hear him.

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Screaming.

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So then he says to me, "Well,
if it's a 401(k) and not a 403(b),

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are you really diversified?

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Okay, okay, okay, settle down, settle down.
Come on. Come on.

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Let us pray.

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Blessed to be here.

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Lord, Father, God,
thank you for Ryan

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who is striving to create job
opportunities for those less fortunate.

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Thank you, Lord.
Thank you. Thank you.

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I'm adopted,
which I'm thankful for

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but I think my dad
always wanted my brother

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and he got me
and then he got my brother.

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And, Luke, he's working
in pool sanitation, Lord,

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it is really something else.

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Lord Father God, we give thanks and praise
for all these wondrous and bountiful gifts

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in your and Jesus' name.

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Amen.

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Amen. Mm-mm.

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Apparently, before Luke came along,
our family was pretty well off.

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But we're glad to have a brother
though, you know.

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You know I, uh, been having a little, uh, little
drama going on at work myself these days.

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What's up, Dad?

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Well, as you may
or may not be aware,

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the attendance of the church has been
slowly declining since the late 90's.

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Our revenue is based mainly
on tithing.

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So, when the people disappear,
so does the money.

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We need 75 grand just to make
the rest of the year's rent.

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And then, eventually, we're going
to need another 100 to fix that roof

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that's not getting any better.

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You know, what we really need is our
own version of <i>Love is Underground</i>.

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I believe that those are Wild Wood
Brothers over in Charleston made.

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Oh, I saw that.

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The one where the police officers are
stuck in the sewer during a hurricane.

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You know,
they thought they were gonna die

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and then they found Jesus
and then they didn't die.

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Oh, I love that they don't die.

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So,
this was a financial success?

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Oh, yes, the church funded
it, completely paid off their mortgage.

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No way.

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I'm serious.
Look it up.

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Love is Underground,
stars, um, oh,

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oh, and wonderfully devout
young man from Growing Pains.

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And what is his name, uh...

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Kirk Cameron.

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It's already made
three million dollars.

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Oh, it's completely
revolutionized the church.

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Y'all couldn't have gone
into the film business.

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Well, anyway, I...
I suppose it's my fault.

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Uh, your mother,
God rest her sweet soul.

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Well, she wanted to put you all
in commercials

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to make some extra money to make up for Luke's
adoption fee which was pretty exorbitant.

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But, well, anyway,
I just couldn't stomach

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the thought of my child
being the face of yogurt.

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Oh, baby girl, this is so good.
Thank you. Praise God.

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Praise God.

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<i>Well, Sally, some people
might call this a dead end.</i>

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<i>What do you say
we make it a cul-de-sac?</i>

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Can we cease the fucking
Butch Savage marathon, please?

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Butch Savage is a great
American hero.

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Can you name another wrestler slash actor
slash independent presidential candidate?

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- Whatever.
- Brandy, looking great like a brand-new pair of socks.

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- What?
- Never mind.

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Tanner, have you heard of a
movie called <i>Love Is Underground</i>?

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It's about some cops
in the sewer.

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I guess I must have missed it.

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What about <i>God's Not Dead</i>?

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It's a Christian movie
starring Kevin Sorbo.

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That movie starring Hercules
was shot for nothing

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and now, it's a
multi-million-dollar franchise.

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What are you saying?
You want to go see a Christian movie?

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I want to make
a Christian movie.

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I want to make the best Christian
movie Jesus has ever seen.

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Nobody buys movies anymore.

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I have over 150 credits
all online.

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That's where it's at.

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Wow, look at this.
<i>War Room</i>, 73 million.

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<i>Courageous</i>, 33 million.

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<i>Fireproof</i>, 35 million.

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Christians support
anything Christian.

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Churches, literally, buy out
entire theaters, rent buses,

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and take their congregation
to see movies.

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Faith-based,
the entire genre is a gold mine.

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Yeah.

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- Are you in?
- What, "Am I in"?

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Dude, this is, um, this is a good idea.
This is a really good idea.

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But I make margaritas
and you clean pools.

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Neither one of us know anything
about making movies.

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Exactly.

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She knows a lot
about making movies.

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Yeah, I do. Thank you.
I mean, kind of.

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Plus, dude,
it seems like a lot of work.

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Nicky Steele says...

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You work hard, you play hard.

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You work harder,
you play harder.

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You work hardest,
you play rock hard.

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If I see Nicky Steele,
I'm going to kick him in the dick.

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Uh, Herman, you want another?

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Does a tree shit in the woods
if you don't hear it fall?

230
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,330
That's a yes.

231
00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:52,401
I hear you, old timer. Just a five-pound
bag of flour make a big ass biscuit.

232
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:56,673
Holy fucking shit. Tanner!

233
00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,474
Hey, man, how you doing?

234
00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:00,409
- No, you still work here?
- Yeah, man, it's the best.

235
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:04,313
Whoa. This guy right here
is a fucking legend.

236
00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:06,114
What's it been, like,
10 years now?

237
00:15:06,148 --> 00:15:08,685
No, no, no,
like, uh, like seven.

238
00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:11,320
Yeah, give or take
daylight saving whatnots.

239
00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:13,021
I mean I remember you man.

240
00:15:13,055 --> 00:15:15,524
First time I met this guy,
pay attention future me,

241
00:15:15,557 --> 00:15:18,327
it was Halloween, you were
dressed as Napoleon Dynamite.

242
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,462
He had his fucking hair permed
and all that shit.

243
00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:21,530
It's flipping sweet.

244
00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:24,132
Man, you were going places.

245
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,705
It was 2007, is that right?

246
00:15:28,738 --> 00:15:30,572
2004.

247
00:15:31,674 --> 00:15:33,342
Who's playing pool,
motherfuckers?

248
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,177
Hey, come smell my finger.

249
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,785
I'm in.

250
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:50,158
Man, look at this one.

251
00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:53,630
This is a farming drama
called <i>Jesus Plows</i>.

252
00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:55,397
Oh, wow.

253
00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:57,366
Look, this is a religious
NASCAR movie.

254
00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:59,301
That's racing on the streets
of gold.

255
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,837
Religious NASCAR.

256
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:03,238
Or maybe we watch
the <i>Firefighter saga</i>,

257
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:07,142
<i>High Risk Higher Purpose</i>
one, two and three.

258
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:10,345
And if they're making three
of those, they're making money.

259
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:13,716
All of these are made by the same
company, it's called Christflix.

260
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,784
I'm gonna email them.

261
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:21,523
"Dear Sir or Madam,

262
00:16:21,557 --> 00:16:25,360
we are two young gentlemen
looking to make a Christian movie

263
00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:28,297
for our Lord and savior's body.

264
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:32,200
We'd love to meet with you
before he is risen.

265
00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:35,404
AKA,
at your earliest convenience.

266
00:16:35,437 --> 00:16:36,371
Truly...

267
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,743
Amen, Luke and Tanner."

268
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:55,557
So, we were thinking,
what about a family drama?

269
00:16:55,592 --> 00:16:58,293
You know what, I'm gonna stop you
right there. I don't give a shit.

270
00:16:58,327 --> 00:17:01,263
For these movies to make money,
it needs four things.

271
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,732
Four.

272
00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:05,467
One, two, three, four.

273
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:10,172
One, you need an A, B, or C list
celebrity who's also a Christian,

274
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:12,174
at the very least a Republican.

275
00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:15,612
I mean Kirk Cameron,
Kevin Sorbo, the fat Superman.

276
00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,780
- Dean Cain. He's a real deal actor.
- Mm-Hmm.

277
00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:20,750
Two, you need some keywords
in the title.

278
00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:25,755
I'm talking purpose, faith,
prayer, heaven, Huckabee.

279
00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:29,726
Yeah, yeah, think like, you know,
<i>Thoughts & Prayers,</i> the movie <i>,</i> you know.

280
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:32,829
<i>Or like, uh,</i>
<i>Faith and Furious</i>, you know.

281
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:36,298
Uh, like, uh,
<i>Prayer and Prejudice</i>, you know.

282
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,467
<i>I Heart Huckabee.</i>

283
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,869
- I think that one's taken.
- Oh, that's actually... I think that is a movie.

284
00:17:39,902 --> 00:17:41,536
But anyway, you know,
you get the idea.

285
00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:44,272
Three, peril.

286
00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:48,543
Most people become Christians when they are
three years old or if they're faced with death.

287
00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:52,682
So, unless you're going to make
the Christian look who's talking,

288
00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:55,350
I need some dire straits.

289
00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:59,254
Yeah, I think hikers lost on Everest, you
know, a rodeo clown facing his last bull,

290
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,893
or a homeless woman who discovers that
her cat is really her guardian angel

291
00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:08,430
and then the homeless woman turns
out to be Kentucky clerk Kim Davis.

292
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,232
That'd be awesome.
I'm just spitballing.

293
00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:13,703
But, um, lastly,
you got to talk about God.

294
00:18:13,736 --> 00:18:15,938
It doesn't have to be God, God,

295
00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:21,443
you can talk about it like a higher
power or just straight up JC.

296
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,979
Bonus points
if God's actually in it.

297
00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:26,481
Yeah, but good luck.
His agent's a real asshole.

298
00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,554
Why do all these
Christian movies have to be bad?

299
00:18:33,555 --> 00:18:38,895
They don't have to be bad.
They just don't have to be good.

300
00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:42,330
Your dad's gonna buy anything
that has Jesus in it somewhere.

301
00:18:43,365 --> 00:18:45,735
Get me a movie
with those four things

302
00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:49,005
and I will write you a check for
two hundred thousand dollars.

303
00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:50,773
Boom.

304
00:18:50,807 --> 00:18:54,577
I mean why don't you
just help us finance our movie?

305
00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:03,418
No.

306
00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:06,622
What kind of sucker would invest
in an imaginary dream

307
00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:09,025
that might somehow benefit them
in the end?

308
00:19:09,058 --> 00:19:10,827
No.

309
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:15,031
But if you figure out
how to make it, I will buy it

310
00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:19,769
and if it costs less than 200k,
you can keep the profits.

311
00:19:19,802 --> 00:19:22,270
Would you mind
if I prayed over us real quick?

312
00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:23,606
- I mean, I just feel like...
- You know what, no. Fuck no.

313
00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:28,978
So, how do you know this woman?

314
00:19:29,011 --> 00:19:32,547
Um, me and Tiff dated
back in 2014.

315
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,350
- Damn.
- It ended well.

316
00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:37,319
- Did it?
- Pretty well.

317
00:19:37,352 --> 00:19:38,320
Hey, Tanner.

318
00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:39,421
- Hey.
- Hi.

319
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,489
How are you doing?

320
00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:42,357
Wow.

321
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,459
- You... you look... you look amazing.
- Uh... Hi.

322
00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:46,662
- Hi. Hello. Hi. How are you?
- Hi.

323
00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:48,030
I'm... Wow, I'm good.

324
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:52,367
You are good.

325
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,770
- You are good. Yeah.
- Ah... Thanks. Thanks.

326
00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:56,706
Hey, um, where am I?

327
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:58,306
This is the Encino Velodrome.

328
00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:05,447
It was built in 1962.

329
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,583
They did the Olympic
trials here.

330
00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:09,852
That's Henry,
he practices on Sundays.

331
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,658
That's great. Wow.

332
00:20:15,691 --> 00:20:18,393
So, uh, what's... what's going on?

333
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,695
Why'd you call?

334
00:20:19,729 --> 00:20:22,330
Um, we want to make a movie.

335
00:20:22,364 --> 00:20:23,866
We're going to make a movie.

336
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,401
We're...
we're going to make a movie

337
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:31,107
and, uh, we thought it would be smart to
enlist the help of a filmmaker friend.

338
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,610
Tanner told me all about your short
film at Sundance. Sounds awesome.

339
00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:40,850
I... wanted to preface just kind of by saying what
we're about to tell you is a great opportunity.

340
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,553
Who is this?

341
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:49,725
- Um, this, you might remember, is my friend Luke.
- I'm Luke.

342
00:20:52,028 --> 00:20:55,064
- Luke. Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

343
00:20:55,097 --> 00:20:57,133
Um, wow.

344
00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:00,036
- Yeah, so you and Luke want to make a movie.
- Mm-hmm.

345
00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:01,804
Do you have a director
who's directing?

346
00:21:01,838 --> 00:21:04,573
- Co...
- You're... you're directing with him?

347
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:05,708
Do you have a script?

348
00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:07,409
- Writing it.
- Working on it.

349
00:21:07,442 --> 00:21:08,978
- Okay, you're gonna write a script.
- Mm-hmm.

350
00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:09,946
Do you have a producer?

351
00:21:11,747 --> 00:21:14,382
You know you need
a producer, right?

352
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:17,587
Like, you have to have somebody who can connect
all the dots and make all the things happen.

353
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,522
You gotta get your shit
together, guys.

354
00:21:20,555 --> 00:21:22,658
What about post-production?
Have you thought about that?

355
00:21:22,692 --> 00:21:24,894
Have you thought about
who's gonna do your editing?

356
00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:27,029
You've got color correction to deal with.
You've got special effects.

357
00:21:27,063 --> 00:21:29,131
- Mm-hm. Tiffany.
- Yeah.

358
00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:32,134
You are so smart.

359
00:21:32,168 --> 00:21:34,904
Will you help us, please?

360
00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:37,139
Please, please, please,
will you help us? Come on.

361
00:21:37,173 --> 00:21:39,507
We want to make
a really good movie.

362
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:43,646
Only because you are still
clearly doing CrossFit,

363
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:48,117
- your abs are popping, I... I will help you a little bit.
- Okay.

364
00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:49,451
What are you doing later?

365
00:21:49,484 --> 00:21:50,786
You know what I'm doing later.

366
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,454
- Yeah. I don't feel great.
- Okay.

367
00:21:59,729 --> 00:22:03,866
Hey, you two tried, uh,
not sucking at this?

368
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,768
Okay.

369
00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:08,204
- These guys, every fucking Tuesday.
- Every fucking Tuesday.

370
00:22:08,237 --> 00:22:11,674
Anyway, I think we write
something original.

371
00:22:13,475 --> 00:22:16,012
You know it's like,
uh, Shawshank.

372
00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:19,982
It's a guy in prison, he doesn't want to
be there anymore and so, he breaks out.

373
00:22:20,016 --> 00:22:21,717
- It's cliché.
- Yeah.

374
00:22:21,751 --> 00:22:25,821
You two are getting schooled
by this rookie, I found.

375
00:22:25,855 --> 00:22:29,158
You seen this guy?
Call him Scottish Thor.

376
00:22:29,191 --> 00:22:32,460
Found him up at this, uh,
liquor store up Lankershim.

377
00:22:32,494 --> 00:22:34,597
Guy was already holding an ax
in his hand.

378
00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:35,865
Perfect.

379
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:38,701
Come on, go play dart.

380
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,938
- Every Tuesday, he's the worst.
- Every Tuesday, these guys.

381
00:22:41,971 --> 00:22:44,173
So, what do you want to do?
You just write something ourselves?

382
00:22:44,206 --> 00:22:46,676
No man, Nicky Steele says...

383
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,511
You really want the job done,
you've got to do it...

384
00:22:49,544 --> 00:22:50,980
All by yourself. Yeah, I know.

385
00:22:51,013 --> 00:22:53,883
Hey, Nicky Steele doesn't rely
on other people.

386
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,585
Nicky Steele should have relied
on a lawyer.

387
00:22:56,619 --> 00:23:00,555
The guy spent years in prison
before he came up with the tea scam.

388
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,524
Apples and oranges, Tanner.

389
00:23:02,557 --> 00:23:03,826
Apples and...

390
00:23:03,859 --> 00:23:05,061
oranges.

391
00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:08,731
Oh, shit.

392
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:09,799
Yeah.

393
00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:22,778
- <i>Huh?</i>
- Yo, where you at?

394
00:23:22,812 --> 00:23:24,647
The crew's going to be here
any minute?

395
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,249
<i>Shit! Dude,</i>
<i>I'm sorry I totally blanked.</i>

396
00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:28,985
Why are you out of breath?

397
00:23:29,018 --> 00:23:30,518
<i>What?</i>

398
00:23:30,552 --> 00:23:33,155
Wait, is that Gaga
in the background?

399
00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:36,959
Yeah, that's definitely a weight dropping.
Dude, are you doing CrossFit?

400
00:23:36,993 --> 00:23:38,694
What? No, no, no, that's crazy.

401
00:23:39,662 --> 00:23:41,664
It's too much, man.
You gotta stop.

402
00:23:41,697 --> 00:23:43,565
There is nothing weird about it.

403
00:23:43,599 --> 00:23:46,202
Great job, Tanner.
Awesome elbows.

404
00:23:46,235 --> 00:23:48,104
Dude.

405
00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:50,039
<i>Okay, listen up,</i>
<i>just gather up the troops</i>

406
00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:51,140
<i>and I'll be there in an hour
to pound out the script.</i>

407
00:23:58,948 --> 00:24:01,717
There they are,
the mighty ducks.

408
00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:04,620
Why do we need to do this
on Monday?

409
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,855
Jesus, Herman.

410
00:24:05,888 --> 00:24:07,590
It's Saturday, man.

411
00:24:07,623 --> 00:24:11,227
Yeah, I guess my eyes
are bigger than my liver.

412
00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:15,064
Uh, well, right now,
I'm, uh, working on this movie.

413
00:24:15,097 --> 00:24:16,799
Beer.

414
00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:19,135
- There he is.
- Oh.

415
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:26,008
Ah, Luke's offered to, uh, pay me with,
uh, free drinks and, uh, that's fine.

416
00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:29,245
Isn't it a little early?

417
00:24:29,278 --> 00:24:31,747
I don't need a clock
to tell me I'm thirsty.

418
00:24:31,781 --> 00:24:35,351
I think I have a lot to offer. Um, I'm...
I mean, I'm in the film industry,

419
00:24:35,384 --> 00:24:39,955
so, I have a lot of
hands-on experience, um, myself.

420
00:24:39,989 --> 00:24:42,124
But, like if this were
<i>Dumb and Dumber,</i>

421
00:24:42,158 --> 00:24:44,894
Tanner would be the dumb and Luke
would definitely be the dumber.

422
00:24:45,828 --> 00:24:47,897
So, it could be
a giant shit show.

423
00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:50,199
We're going to assign
some tasks.

424
00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:55,037
This is a little thing my filmmaking
for dummies book calls pre-production.

425
00:24:55,071 --> 00:24:56,972
I can tell you one thing.

426
00:24:57,006 --> 00:24:59,141
We're going to need
a green screen.

427
00:24:59,175 --> 00:25:04,346
Marlon, how hard would it be
to blow up something?

428
00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:08,384
I have an idea. For such an epic in shot
it could only be pulled off by someone...

429
00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:10,753
Somebody who specializes in
explosives in Iraq War Part 1.

430
00:25:10,786 --> 00:25:12,221
Exactly.

431
00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:14,757
Give me the date of the shoot,
motherfucker.

432
00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:17,993
I asked Luke what the fuck
is a faith-based movie.

433
00:25:18,027 --> 00:25:20,062
He said, no, you know,
essentially, it's about religion

434
00:25:20,096 --> 00:25:22,398
and keep those answers short
because if you start getting I...

435
00:25:22,431 --> 00:25:24,166
I lose my concentration.

436
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:29,071
Brandy, some problems
can only be solved over a meal.

437
00:25:29,105 --> 00:25:31,006
- PJ's Diner has a special...
- Not gonna happen.

438
00:25:32,174 --> 00:25:33,075
Okay.

439
00:25:34,276 --> 00:25:35,945
Let's talk cameras.

440
00:25:35,978 --> 00:25:37,980
Who here understands
how they work?

441
00:25:44,353 --> 00:25:45,921
Gotta get some det cord.

442
00:25:45,955 --> 00:25:50,726
Yeah, is, uh, Mel Harris
still alive?

443
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,194
Mel?

444
00:25:52,228 --> 00:25:53,696
Mel, this is Herman.

445
00:25:53,729 --> 00:25:56,198
I know it's been like 35 years,

446
00:25:56,232 --> 00:25:59,668
but I've got a picture that I'm producing
here I'd really like you to be a part of it.

447
00:25:59,702 --> 00:26:02,371
- Let's think prayer.
- Mm-hm.

448
00:26:02,404 --> 00:26:03,973
Where have we never seen
one done?

449
00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:05,274
Uh, prayer and war.

450
00:26:05,307 --> 00:26:06,942
They pray in like
every war movie.

451
00:26:06,976 --> 00:26:09,044
<i>Saving Private Ryan, Platoon.</i>

452
00:26:09,078 --> 00:26:12,281
Blow up a tank, a jeep.

453
00:26:12,314 --> 00:26:14,283
What about a prayer at sea?

454
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:17,119
<i>Titanic. Sharknado.</i>

455
00:26:17,153 --> 00:26:19,155
I blew up a whale one time.

456
00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:21,056
You know what movie
they never pray in?

457
00:26:23,225 --> 00:26:24,126
<i>Alien.</i>

458
00:26:27,363 --> 00:26:28,831
A prayer in space.

459
00:26:28,864 --> 00:26:30,366
Blow up alien.

460
00:26:30,399 --> 00:26:33,402
The first prayer ever
to be prayed in space.

461
00:26:33,435 --> 00:26:36,338
An astronaut stuck on Mars

462
00:26:36,372 --> 00:26:41,076
being chased by aliens and crazy
creatures shouts out to her creator...

463
00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:44,713
"Lord, save me
from these space monsters."

464
00:26:44,747 --> 00:26:48,784
And whose face burst
through the clouds to save her?

465
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:49,985
God!

466
00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,022
- God.
- God.

467
00:26:55,257 --> 00:26:58,727
We've got the crew.
We're working on the cast.

468
00:26:58,761 --> 00:27:01,330
Now we just need to find
the golden goose.

469
00:27:03,032 --> 00:27:05,467
That means money.
We're looking for money.

470
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,336
All right. So then, it's like...

471
00:27:11,307 --> 00:27:13,909
...the spaceship lands perfectly
on Mars.

472
00:27:15,911 --> 00:27:17,313
Boom.

473
00:27:17,346 --> 00:27:20,282
This has been a Luke
and Tanner production.

474
00:27:21,951 --> 00:27:23,385
Uh, it's beautiful.

475
00:27:23,419 --> 00:27:25,221
Hey, how are you thinking
we finance this thing?

476
00:27:25,254 --> 00:27:26,889
We, like, try to get a loan
or talk to a rich friend?

477
00:27:26,922 --> 00:27:29,258
Dude, you remember
what Jane said?

478
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:32,294
She said what kind of suckers would give
money to some sort of imaginary dream

479
00:27:32,328 --> 00:27:35,231
in hopes that in the end
it would benefit them?

480
00:27:35,264 --> 00:27:37,233
Yeah, but Nicky Steele says...

481
00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:40,336
Don't bother finding the people
who believe in you.

482
00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:45,908
Find the people who believe in the
idea of you and the idea of your ideas.

483
00:27:52,014 --> 00:27:55,050
Hey dad, I'm with Tanner.

484
00:27:55,084 --> 00:27:56,418
What's your weekend look like?

485
00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:05,561
<i>♪ I hung a cross
To remember you by ♪</i>

486
00:28:05,595 --> 00:28:10,065
<i>♪ It's eight feet tall
And six feet wide ♪</i>

487
00:28:11,267 --> 00:28:14,970
<i>♪ To remember
The things you said ♪</i>

488
00:28:16,472 --> 00:28:20,075
<i>♪ I hung it over my bed ♪</i>

489
00:28:21,377 --> 00:28:25,414
<i>♪ That monstrosity
That was your tomb ♪</i>

490
00:28:26,849 --> 00:28:31,353
<i>♪ Oh, it takes up
Most of the room ♪</i>

491
00:28:31,387 --> 00:28:34,556
<i>♪ I hung a huge cross ♪</i>

492
00:28:36,392 --> 00:28:39,428
<i>♪ Because your love's so pure ♪</i>

493
00:28:41,530 --> 00:28:44,433
<i>♪ And if it fell
When I was sleeping ♪</i>

494
00:28:44,466 --> 00:28:46,802
<i>♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪</i>

495
00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,111
<i>♪ Because they hung... ♪</i>

496
00:28:57,846 --> 00:29:01,183
This one pours a hazy golden yellow color
with a white head that clings to the glass,

497
00:29:01,216 --> 00:29:05,387
aroma of rye and spice
and even some grassy notes.

498
00:29:05,421 --> 00:29:07,089
It's coffee?

499
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:08,424
Oh, yes.

500
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,059
Grown in Chile
in the southernmost...

501
00:29:10,092 --> 00:29:11,126
I just want a coffee.

502
00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:18,567
But why Guatemala?

503
00:29:18,601 --> 00:29:23,339
Because, basically, it's sunny
in Guatemala 270 days a year.

504
00:29:23,372 --> 00:29:24,641
Seriously, that many.

505
00:29:24,674 --> 00:29:26,609
- Two hundred and seventy?
- Yeah.

506
00:29:26,643 --> 00:29:30,245
Um, have you ever seen a little
movie called <i>Schindler's List</i>?

507
00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:31,180
It's church.

508
00:29:31,213 --> 00:29:33,048
Come to see if my dad...

509
00:29:33,082 --> 00:29:35,484
All right,
put your hands up, Elevates.

510
00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:37,486
How big is your love?

511
00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:40,356
- My love is big.
- Yeah, my love is big, too.

512
00:29:40,389 --> 00:29:42,191
You know whose love
is the biggest?

513
00:29:42,224 --> 00:29:43,292
- Christ's.
- Wow.

514
00:29:44,393 --> 00:29:46,462
So, how big is your love?

515
00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:49,298
And how big is your cross?

516
00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:52,034
- There's a symbol of that love.
- I'll just sit in the back.

517
00:29:52,067 --> 00:29:56,004
I've a very, very small
room but my cross is still enormous.

518
00:29:56,038 --> 00:29:57,139
It's big.

519
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:59,508
- It's enormous.
- Oh, Jesus.

520
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:00,909
Here we go.

521
00:30:00,943 --> 00:30:04,413
<i>♪ If I had a life-size cross ♪</i>

522
00:30:04,446 --> 00:30:08,150
<i>♪ It could hold
A real human being ♪</i>

523
00:30:09,218 --> 00:30:12,154
<i>♪ And in my living room
I built a huge ♪</i>

524
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:16,191
<i>♪ Nativity scene
I hung a monster cross ♪</i>

525
00:30:17,594 --> 00:30:20,529
<i>♪ Because your love's so pure ♪</i>

526
00:30:20,562 --> 00:30:24,533
<i>♪ It's so pure If it
fell when I was sleeping ♪</i>

527
00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:26,335
<i>♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪</i>

528
00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:28,137
<i>♪ Crushed for sure
Crushed for sure ♪</i>

529
00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:30,072
<i>♪ Crushed for sure
Crushed for sure ♪</i>

530
00:30:30,105 --> 00:30:32,040
<i>♪ Crushed for sure
Crushed for sure ♪</i>

531
00:30:32,074 --> 00:30:34,410
<i>♪ Crushed for sure ♪</i>

532
00:30:34,443 --> 00:30:36,011
Thank you.

533
00:30:37,446 --> 00:30:39,114
All right, you can have a seat,
Elevate Church.

534
00:30:41,584 --> 00:30:44,019
Hello, Elevate.

535
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:47,089
Let's give it up one more time
for the Incredible Band.

536
00:30:50,092 --> 00:30:51,293
Right.

537
00:30:51,326 --> 00:30:52,762
Well, before you all leave,

538
00:30:52,796 --> 00:30:55,364
I do want to let you know what our
mission's team members were up to.

539
00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:06,475
Did you guys...
Did you guys see that?

540
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,988
She was looking like
right at me.

541
00:31:20,022 --> 00:31:23,325
So, that's it for today, you guys.
Have a wonderful Sunday.

542
00:31:23,358 --> 00:31:25,561
And remember, stay woke.

543
00:31:37,306 --> 00:31:39,441
I want to get out of here
as soon as possible.

544
00:31:39,475 --> 00:31:42,344
Hey. Aloha, amigos,
welcome to Elevate.

545
00:31:42,377 --> 00:31:43,445
I'm Hoyt.

546
00:31:43,479 --> 00:31:45,314
Is this your first time here?

547
00:31:47,382 --> 00:31:50,152
Elevate is a community of people
just looking to do life together.

548
00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:52,387
Anyway, we're just here
to meet my dad.

549
00:31:52,421 --> 00:31:55,023
He's actually the pastor here.

550
00:31:55,057 --> 00:31:57,092
Oh, you're Pastor Michael's son?

551
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,261
- Yeah, I'm Pastor Michael's son.
- Wow.

552
00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:00,496
But he's...

553
00:32:02,397 --> 00:32:04,734
You know and you're not...

554
00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,401
I'm adopted.

555
00:32:06,435 --> 00:32:07,569
Oh.

556
00:32:07,604 --> 00:32:10,072
- Jesus.
- Oh, easy, bud.

557
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,741
Listening.

558
00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:15,344
We're good guy.

559
00:32:16,545 --> 00:32:18,080
Let's go find my dad.

560
00:32:20,717 --> 00:32:22,585
You're not gonna believe this.

561
00:32:22,619 --> 00:32:25,454
Christflix said they'll give us
two hundred thousand dollars.

562
00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:27,624
We split it, 50/50.

563
00:32:27,657 --> 00:32:29,726
Elevate pays off their mortgage.

564
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:33,763
Tanner and I get a film career and
you would be the executive producer.

565
00:32:34,731 --> 00:32:37,667
We do an offering,
like you do for the mission's trips.

566
00:32:38,601 --> 00:32:41,336
What's the budget
of this so-called movie?

567
00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:46,074
Um, we're gonna need food,
cameras, um, sound design.

568
00:32:46,108 --> 00:32:48,143
Sound design.
Sound design has to be epic.

569
00:32:48,176 --> 00:32:50,178
- It's gotta be right up there with <i>Sharknado</i>.
- Yeah.

570
00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:51,213
You know, that's the....

571
00:33:04,126 --> 00:33:06,161
- Yeah, so probably at least a thousand there, maybe.
- Yeah.

572
00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,664
Also, the actor's
probably gonna be pricey.

573
00:33:07,697 --> 00:33:09,799
We're planning to get
some real star power.

574
00:33:09,832 --> 00:33:12,267
Nobody wants to watch a movie
starring somebody they don't know.

575
00:33:14,436 --> 00:33:16,706
You boys clearly
haven't thought this through.

576
00:33:16,739 --> 00:33:19,141
Actually, Sir, we have.

577
00:33:22,244 --> 00:33:23,512
What do you two even know
about making a movie?

578
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:26,248
We... we know everything
about movies.

579
00:33:26,281 --> 00:33:28,685
I've been watching movies in
your basement since I was seven.

580
00:33:30,419 --> 00:33:33,890
You do realize that watching
a movie and making movie...

581
00:33:33,923 --> 00:33:36,659
Never mind, Lord.

582
00:33:36,693 --> 00:33:39,596
Tanner, did you know that I had
to get Luke that pool cleaning job

583
00:33:39,629 --> 00:33:41,330
from the man who cleans
our baptismal?

584
00:33:42,632 --> 00:33:45,267
And I told Jimmy
my son was reliable.

585
00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,202
Guess what Jimmy told me
last week?

586
00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:51,340
That good help is hard
to come by, impossible even.

587
00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:56,445
Tanner, look, now, I'm not
worried about you, but Luke...

588
00:33:56,478 --> 00:33:58,915
Well, come on, son,
let's face it,

589
00:33:58,948 --> 00:34:02,619
we all know that you love finding
a deal that's too good to be true.

590
00:34:02,652 --> 00:34:09,626
I mean, you should see the stack of tea I have in
my closet down and, oh, floor to ceiling, son.

591
00:34:12,862 --> 00:34:14,429
Floor to ceiling.

592
00:34:15,865 --> 00:34:17,767
Dad, we can do this.

593
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,134
We just need a little help.

594
00:34:20,202 --> 00:34:22,537
This could be like that church
in South Carolina.

595
00:34:22,571 --> 00:34:23,940
Okay?

596
00:34:23,973 --> 00:34:25,808
Your version
of <i>Love is Undergroun</i>.

597
00:34:25,842 --> 00:34:27,275
We could save the church.

598
00:34:27,309 --> 00:34:29,378
We could be
your Wild Wood Brothers.

599
00:34:34,216 --> 00:34:35,718
I... suppose you could.

600
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:42,190
But let's be honest, boys...

601
00:34:43,926 --> 00:34:45,360
you'll not.

602
00:34:47,529 --> 00:34:50,867
You know how a lot of people say
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

603
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:53,502
when it comes to kids
and their parents?

604
00:34:53,535 --> 00:34:56,839
Well, with Luke and his dad, it's like Luke,
the apple, was falling out of the tree

605
00:34:56,873 --> 00:34:58,875
but before it hit the ground,
somebody grabbed it

606
00:34:58,908 --> 00:35:01,276
and then chunked it
into the neighbor's yard

607
00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:02,477
because they're not alike
at all.

608
00:35:04,847 --> 00:35:07,215
- He never saw potential in me.
- That's not true.

609
00:35:07,249 --> 00:35:11,453
No, it is true. My dad's the nicest
guy in the world to everybody but me.

610
00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:12,822
When we were
in the fourth grade.

611
00:35:12,855 --> 00:35:14,691
Ryan wanted to do
a lemonade stand, okay.

612
00:35:14,724 --> 00:35:17,627
Bought the lemons, set up a
table, made a colorful sign.

613
00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:19,929
I went to do it
and my dad stopped me.

614
00:35:19,962 --> 00:35:23,265
He said, "We can't risk what happened
with the boy scouts happening again."

615
00:35:23,298 --> 00:35:24,734
What happened
with the boy scouts?

616
00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:26,636
There's a reason
they don't sell cookies anymore.

617
00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:32,709
It's time to show my dad
what we can do.

618
00:35:32,742 --> 00:35:34,342
What?

619
00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:35,978
Let's sell these people
on funding our dream.

620
00:35:36,012 --> 00:35:37,714
You want to take advantage
of these people?

621
00:35:37,747 --> 00:35:39,481
- I want to help them.
- We're gonna...

622
00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:40,583
I got an idea.

623
00:35:46,823 --> 00:35:51,761
Matthew, Mark, Luke and...

624
00:35:52,962 --> 00:35:54,463
Uh, Tanner.

625
00:35:54,496 --> 00:35:56,766
Tanner, this is Troy.

626
00:35:56,799 --> 00:36:00,469
He's done the videos of my dad's
church for like 20 years.

627
00:36:00,502 --> 00:36:01,871
He went to film school.

628
00:36:01,904 --> 00:36:04,907
The Oxnard School
for the Cinematic Arts.

629
00:36:04,941 --> 00:36:07,009
The Oxnard School.

630
00:36:07,043 --> 00:36:11,346
Troy, Tanner and I want to make an
incredible Christian feature film.

631
00:36:11,379 --> 00:36:12,915
We were thinking
you could help us,

632
00:36:12,949 --> 00:36:15,585
show the church people
our potential.

633
00:36:17,519 --> 00:36:20,388
The Prodigal Son Returns.

634
00:36:20,422 --> 00:36:23,793
But to reach the flock,
he needs a master.

635
00:36:24,961 --> 00:36:26,528
Okay.

636
00:36:26,561 --> 00:36:29,564
Oh, um, Luke and I know
a lot about movies,

637
00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:32,367
we just don't know a lot
about making a Christian movie.

638
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,505
I think you've come to the
right Christian, filmmaker.

639
00:36:36,538 --> 00:36:40,810
Now, if there's one thing I learned at
Oxnard School for the Cinematic Arts,

640
00:36:40,843 --> 00:36:45,982
it's that if you want to make a feature
film, you've got to start with a short...

641
00:36:47,016 --> 00:36:49,018
A short what?

642
00:36:50,452 --> 00:36:51,888
A short film.

643
00:37:00,062 --> 00:37:02,098
All right, next.

644
00:37:02,131 --> 00:37:05,635
Hi. My name is Rheagann
and I really like space.

645
00:37:05,668 --> 00:37:08,570
- I love kids, man. Kids are honest.
- Yeah.

646
00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:13,308
Hey, big nose,
you got a big nose.

647
00:37:14,811 --> 00:37:17,445
- You set up these auditions?
- Look, you said kids were honest.

648
00:37:17,479 --> 00:37:20,549
You look like if you took off your
glasses, your nose would come with it.

649
00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:23,686
Thank you very much.
You did great.

650
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,790
You look like if Draco Malfoy drank
Monster and listened to Nickelback.

651
00:37:27,824 --> 00:37:30,026
- Hear me.
- We gotta find somebody to play God.

652
00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:33,495
What do you think
about Hulk Hogan?

653
00:37:33,528 --> 00:37:35,564
Oh, Christermania, brother.

654
00:37:35,598 --> 00:37:37,399
Next.

655
00:37:37,432 --> 00:37:43,039
How dost thou leave thine craft
mindfully towards the heavens.

656
00:37:43,072 --> 00:37:48,744
Thou art not one with Earth
and yet art.

657
00:37:49,912 --> 00:37:53,649
I didn't understand a whole lot
of it but it sounded like music.

658
00:37:53,683 --> 00:37:55,685
- I'm classically trained, so.
- Oh.

659
00:37:56,586 --> 00:37:58,921
Midpoint montage.

660
00:37:58,955 --> 00:38:00,590
See what I'm doing?

661
00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:02,390
- When it's separate?
- Yes, exactly.

662
00:38:02,424 --> 00:38:04,627
And then together,
they learn and they go.

663
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,028
Act three.

664
00:38:06,062 --> 00:38:07,763
Okay, do we have to do that now?

665
00:38:07,797 --> 00:38:09,832
Next.

666
00:38:09,866 --> 00:38:14,837
I believe the best way to
experience space is through dance.

667
00:38:14,871 --> 00:38:17,173
Five, six, seven, eight.

668
00:38:23,846 --> 00:38:26,182
What are you doing later?
Are you busy?

669
00:38:26,215 --> 00:38:28,450
Oh, man, you think...

670
00:38:28,483 --> 00:38:30,653
you think there's any chance
Butch Savage would do this movie?

671
00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:33,656
Butch Savage would be
the all-time win.

672
00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:39,862
Wide shot, medium, close-up,
extreme close-up.

673
00:38:39,896 --> 00:38:43,498
When you look back and you see
only one set of footprints,

674
00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:47,435
my astronaut,
that is when I carried you.

675
00:38:49,504 --> 00:38:50,206
It's good.

676
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:51,607
It's really good.

677
00:38:51,641 --> 00:38:52,909
Yeah.

678
00:38:52,942 --> 00:38:54,143
Do you think it's epic enough?

679
00:38:54,176 --> 00:38:55,543
I mean, it's pretty epic.

680
00:38:56,846 --> 00:38:58,147
What else?
What else could go in there?

681
00:39:12,094 --> 00:39:15,197
I asked for a fucking God wig.
This is like Gandalf.

682
00:39:17,633 --> 00:39:19,735
I think we got to get an actor,
man.

683
00:39:19,769 --> 00:39:21,737
You think we try Stallone,
Chuck Norris?

684
00:39:21,771 --> 00:39:25,074
We could get...
we could get Butch Savage.

685
00:39:25,107 --> 00:39:26,642
Butch Savage.

686
00:39:26,676 --> 00:39:28,510
Motherfucker won't last a day
in Iraq.

687
00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:32,682
Well, you know, I actually heard
that Butch Savage is Born Again.

688
00:39:32,715 --> 00:39:34,150
- Oh, no way.
- Mm-hm.

689
00:39:34,183 --> 00:39:37,086
Look... look what just came up
on the Google!

690
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:41,157
It's a Butch Savage commercial
about the church.

691
00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:42,959
- Did he just say the Google?
- He did, yeah.

692
00:39:46,896 --> 00:39:49,665
I'm Butch Savage
and I like to pray.

693
00:39:49,699 --> 00:39:54,136
Where? Costa Mesa,
Grace Bible Church of the Most High,

694
00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:57,173
where we are getting jacked
for Jesus,

695
00:39:57,206 --> 00:40:02,745
shredded for Solomon,
absolutely abdominal for Abraham.

696
00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:05,681
Chicken for Christ.

697
00:40:05,715 --> 00:40:07,817
Mm. Both powerful.

698
00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:10,953
I choose this.

699
00:40:14,023 --> 00:40:15,157
Holy shit.

700
00:40:16,058 --> 00:40:17,893
I'm gonna call. We gotta call.

701
00:40:21,664 --> 00:40:24,300
<i>Grace Bible Church of the Most
High reflecting God's love since 1964.</i>

702
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:28,570
Yeah, hi.
Uh, is Butch Savage there?

703
00:40:28,604 --> 00:40:31,640
<i>Butch Savage?</i>
<i>Why would he be here right now?</i>

704
00:40:31,674 --> 00:40:33,909
We're doing
a Christian movie, uh,

705
00:40:33,943 --> 00:40:37,613
and we'd love to cast Butch
in the role of God.

706
00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:41,083
<i>Well, this is his
church, not his agent.</i>

707
00:40:41,117 --> 00:40:43,886
I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't clear.
This is a...

708
00:40:43,919 --> 00:40:47,189
It's an independent film, we're funding
it mainly out of pocket but we were...

709
00:40:50,893 --> 00:40:52,161
She hung up.

710
00:40:52,194 --> 00:40:53,996
Dude,
we got to get Butch Savage.

711
00:41:00,302 --> 00:41:03,239
Hey, I'm calling because I saw
that you worked with Butch Savage.

712
00:41:03,272 --> 00:41:05,573
I'm trying to get
his phone number.

713
00:41:05,608 --> 00:41:07,943
I'm just no good at
asking people for money, you know.

714
00:41:07,977 --> 00:41:09,945
I know, but I run the announcements so
we can do an offering there to fund it.

715
00:41:09,979 --> 00:41:12,081
I'm telling you,
everyone would be really excited about it.

716
00:41:12,114 --> 00:41:14,150
- Do you mean like in the main service?
- Yeah.

717
00:41:15,251 --> 00:41:16,252
Stick with me.

718
00:41:16,285 --> 00:41:18,120
- That's crazy.
- I know.

719
00:41:18,154 --> 00:41:19,822
So, when I'm doing
yogurt, I like to put as many...

720
00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:21,757
Son of a bitch.

721
00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:22,858
No, not you.

722
00:41:23,926 --> 00:41:25,928
Mr. Perfect. Mr. Perfect.

723
00:41:29,231 --> 00:41:33,202
Evidently, preachers and bartenders
have a lot more in common than you may think.

724
00:41:33,235 --> 00:41:38,808
Why? Because if they both do their job
right, they're making at least 10 percent.

725
00:41:38,841 --> 00:41:40,242
- Hello, Elevate.
- So, what we're gonna do

726
00:41:40,276 --> 00:41:41,811
is take a little bit of that
preacher tip,

727
00:41:41,844 --> 00:41:44,046
put it in the prayer
and space pocket.

728
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,716
Before you guys leave today, I want
to share a very special video with you

729
00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:51,921
from two of our newest members,
Luke and Tanner.

730
00:41:51,954 --> 00:41:53,089
Enjoy.

731
00:41:56,659 --> 00:42:02,231
<i>This is Houston Contact
with a test One, two, three, four...</i>

732
00:42:05,101 --> 00:42:10,239
<i>...four, three, two, one.</i>

733
00:42:14,810 --> 00:42:17,913
Troy, what the itchy double hockey
sticks is this? Turn that off.

734
00:42:31,127 --> 00:42:33,863
<i>When you see</i>
<i>only one set of footprints,</i>

735
00:42:33,896 --> 00:42:37,766
<i>it was then my astronaut
I carried.</i>

736
00:42:46,108 --> 00:42:50,880
Christian movies are a great way
to impact the world

737
00:42:50,913 --> 00:42:53,315
and they're also very lucrative.

738
00:42:53,349 --> 00:42:58,888
Now, obviously,
all of us have eternal security

739
00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:02,858
but financial security
is also very important.

740
00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:08,397
We've been working really hard on a
story about an astronaut who finds God

741
00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:12,902
only after being pushed
to her limits by desperation.

742
00:43:12,935 --> 00:43:13,936
And space monsters.

743
00:43:15,337 --> 00:43:18,474
Um, we've started the casting
process, which is a little tricky,

744
00:43:18,507 --> 00:43:20,743
we want to get the right actors
for the right roles.

745
00:43:20,776 --> 00:43:24,413
Ladies and gentlemen,
in the role of God,

746
00:43:24,446 --> 00:43:29,852
I present to you Butch Savage.

747
00:43:35,824 --> 00:43:39,862
I have to be honest right now
with myself.

748
00:43:41,063 --> 00:43:45,801
We don't exactly 100 percent
have Butch Savage.

749
00:43:46,835 --> 00:43:50,439
So... so to make this movie,
which could impact the lives of millions,

750
00:43:50,472 --> 00:43:53,475
we're going to take up
an offering today.

751
00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:55,744
So, let's make it a reality.

752
00:43:55,778 --> 00:43:58,080
There's two offering buckets
upfront, if you're feeling generous.

753
00:43:58,113 --> 00:43:59,215
We really appreciate it.

754
00:43:59,248 --> 00:44:00,950
Have a wonderful Sunday.

755
00:44:04,019 --> 00:44:05,721
Dude, you got Butch Savage?

756
00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:10,426
Luke got Butch Savage.
Oh, my gosh. I am so excited.

757
00:44:10,459 --> 00:44:13,062
Butch Savage has been my
favorite actor since I was a kid.

758
00:44:15,497 --> 00:44:16,799
Luke's my best friend.

759
00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:43,525
Do you know
how you're actually gonna...

760
00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,894
Yeah, I'm thinking like Jessica
Chastain, Matt Damon in the Martian

761
00:44:45,928 --> 00:44:48,097
but not Jessica Chastain and Matt
Damon in <i>Interstellar</i>. You know?

762
00:44:48,130 --> 00:44:49,565
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

763
00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:51,900
- Yeah. I like it.
- Yeah.

764
00:44:51,934 --> 00:44:52,401
- You want to... you want to run it?
- Let's do it.

765
00:44:52,434 --> 00:44:53,769
Okay.

766
00:45:00,576 --> 00:45:03,345
I think we overdid it
with the green screen suits.

767
00:45:03,379 --> 00:45:05,214
What?

768
00:45:05,247 --> 00:45:06,815
No way. All these people walking
around, you got to be safe.

769
00:45:07,549 --> 00:45:12,221
A Prayer in Space,
day one could not be going better.

770
00:45:12,254 --> 00:45:14,857
We're talking
green screen suits.

771
00:45:14,890 --> 00:45:17,526
These things fit
like a fucking glove.

772
00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:19,094
I look like an Avenger.

773
00:45:19,128 --> 00:45:21,563
Let's try one. Let's... let's get one
of these going. Astronaut, you ready?

774
00:45:21,598 --> 00:45:22,531
Yeah.

775
00:45:22,564 --> 00:45:24,199
Get in there.

776
00:45:24,233 --> 00:45:27,536
Uh, camera's spinning.
Sound, how we feeling?

777
00:45:27,569 --> 00:45:29,405
Sound is feeding.

778
00:45:29,438 --> 00:45:32,374
The movie's great,
the script's great, Tanner's great

779
00:45:32,408 --> 00:45:36,579
and, you know, it's hard to make something
bad that's about God and praising Him.

780
00:45:36,613 --> 00:45:39,214
And I'm excited
for everyone to see it.

781
00:45:39,248 --> 00:45:43,118
- Ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-row your boat.
- Action!

782
00:45:43,152 --> 00:45:44,253
Do I sound like a director?

783
00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,356
Cut!

784
00:45:47,389 --> 00:45:49,992
Moving on. Action!

785
00:45:50,025 --> 00:45:52,961
Action!

786
00:45:52,995 --> 00:45:54,363
All right.

787
00:45:55,297 --> 00:45:56,932
Action, astronaut!

788
00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:02,004
Hey, Mom, we're finally here.

789
00:46:02,037 --> 00:46:03,072
On Mars?

790
00:46:03,105 --> 00:46:05,507
Yeah, Mom, on Mars.

791
00:46:05,541 --> 00:46:08,010
It's pretty scary.

792
00:46:08,043 --> 00:46:15,084
Always remember, if you're ever
feeling alone or end up actually alone on Mars,

793
00:46:15,117 --> 00:46:17,219
God is always with you.

794
00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:19,555
Come on, Mom,
I am a scientist now.

795
00:46:19,589 --> 00:46:21,557
I'm not allowed
to believe in God anymore.

796
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:23,992
And cut!

797
00:46:24,026 --> 00:46:25,060
Fucking perfect.

798
00:46:27,563 --> 00:46:29,098
Stinking perfect.

799
00:46:30,999 --> 00:46:32,401
- That was really good.
- Felt good.

800
00:46:32,434 --> 00:46:33,502
- Yeah, yeah.
- That one felt good.

801
00:46:33,535 --> 00:46:35,170
Yes.

802
00:46:35,204 --> 00:46:37,005
We're saving Butch Savage
to the end, right?

803
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:39,541
Oh, yeah, last day.

804
00:46:39,575 --> 00:46:41,510
Gives us time to really
grease the wheels.

805
00:46:43,946 --> 00:46:47,449
I, honestly, have no idea
if he's gonna show up at all.

806
00:46:47,483 --> 00:46:50,587
I... I've left close
to a hundred messages.

807
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:52,321
Nicky Steele says...

808
00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:56,392
The only thing standing
between you and your dreams

809
00:46:56,425 --> 00:47:00,462
is you and your dreams.

810
00:47:02,398 --> 00:47:04,333
Action, astronaut!

811
00:47:06,168 --> 00:47:09,271
Mom, the crew is gone.

812
00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:10,572
All of them.

813
00:47:10,607 --> 00:47:11,940
You're alone?

814
00:47:11,974 --> 00:47:15,144
I'm alone, Mom, on Mars.

815
00:47:25,287 --> 00:47:28,725
Oh, don't be scared,
it's just me Herman.

816
00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,559
And I'm having a great time.

817
00:47:33,529 --> 00:47:35,164
Did you see that space monster?

818
00:47:36,131 --> 00:47:39,001
Uh...

819
00:47:39,034 --> 00:47:40,703
- Uh, back to one.
- Okay.

820
00:47:40,737 --> 00:47:45,107
Ah, the only reason
that I'm here, it's Tanner.

821
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:49,178
I don't know, I guess I...
I felt bad for them.

822
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:55,585
Okay, I'm gonna go back
in there, pretend like I care.

823
00:48:02,592 --> 00:48:05,461
So, that was her crying out.

824
00:48:05,494 --> 00:48:09,364
Now we've just got God
coming through the heavens.

825
00:48:09,398 --> 00:48:12,201
- And the explosion.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

826
00:48:12,234 --> 00:48:14,102
What do you think
he likes to be called?

827
00:48:15,170 --> 00:48:18,173
BS, the Savage.

828
00:48:18,207 --> 00:48:21,611
I think, it's probably
just Butch, you know.

829
00:48:21,644 --> 00:48:25,113
Anyway, stop worrying, okay.

830
00:48:25,147 --> 00:48:28,283
Butch is gonna show up
and he's going to crush it.

831
00:48:28,317 --> 00:48:30,152
Okay,
this guy's a pro, you know.

832
00:48:30,185 --> 00:48:32,421
It's what pros do. I'm positive.

833
00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:37,459
I got a missed call
from the old lady.

834
00:48:37,493 --> 00:48:40,028
I was hoping
it was about Butch Savage.

835
00:48:40,062 --> 00:48:43,700
But the voicemail just said,
"Is my prescription ready?"

836
00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:47,236
I don't know what that means.

837
00:48:47,269 --> 00:48:49,538
That's a wrap
on week one, everybody.

838
00:48:49,571 --> 00:48:51,608
Let's go to bingo.

839
00:48:51,641 --> 00:48:55,544
Hey, jungle monster, I don't
think you have a balanced diet.

840
00:48:59,314 --> 00:49:01,517
<i>You needed more lead.</i>

841
00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:05,053
All right, first pull
out of the soup shoot, pay attention.

842
00:49:05,087 --> 00:49:09,626
We got B-6, 6, 6.

843
00:49:12,729 --> 00:49:14,697
Hail Satan.

844
00:49:14,731 --> 00:49:16,498
Dude, where's Tanner?

845
00:49:17,466 --> 00:49:19,201
I'm sure he's on his way.

846
00:49:22,337 --> 00:49:25,708
Yeah, so it's just G, C, D,
you're throwing some lyrics

847
00:49:25,742 --> 00:49:28,778
about God equals nature
type stuff, everybody cries.

848
00:49:28,811 --> 00:49:30,813
- Yeah. Cool.
- Yeah.

849
00:49:30,847 --> 00:49:32,414
All right,
you want to play some tunes?

850
00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:33,683
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- All right.

851
00:49:34,617 --> 00:49:35,818
Maybe let's pray first.

852
00:49:35,852 --> 00:49:36,753
Okay.

853
00:49:49,398 --> 00:49:50,299
All right.

854
00:49:52,434 --> 00:49:53,770
Cool.

855
00:49:53,803 --> 00:49:56,171
So, the entire crew
goes into the cave

856
00:49:56,204 --> 00:49:58,808
- but only the astronaut comes out.
- Okay.

857
00:49:58,841 --> 00:50:00,576
And then we...

858
00:50:00,610 --> 00:50:03,111
Hey, man, uh, I was talking
with some of the crew

859
00:50:03,145 --> 00:50:06,415
and, uh, we've got some, uh,
some notes for the script.

860
00:50:06,448 --> 00:50:08,585
You asked for notes?

861
00:50:08,618 --> 00:50:11,253
Well, I mean Hoyt was talking about
the astronaut's arc and how...

862
00:50:11,286 --> 00:50:14,222
Yes, the astronaut's arc is one
of the best aspects of the film.

863
00:50:14,256 --> 00:50:16,793
But what if she reconnects with her
mom right before the space mons...

864
00:50:16,826 --> 00:50:18,427
We're good on notes, guy.

865
00:50:20,228 --> 00:50:22,130
Actually, dude,
Hoyt writes on a FOX show.

866
00:50:22,164 --> 00:50:24,499
He's got some really great ideas
to make this thing pop.

867
00:50:24,533 --> 00:50:28,605
I think <i>A Prayer in Space</i> is
just the beginning for Tanner.

868
00:50:28,638 --> 00:50:30,707
I think this is really
just gonna be a...

869
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:33,876
a launching pad for him,
you know, into space.

870
00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:38,881
Dude, we have to stick
to the original vision

871
00:50:38,915 --> 00:50:41,249
or this whole thing
could go off the rails.

872
00:50:41,283 --> 00:50:44,286
And between you and I,
Hoyt is weirding me out.

873
00:50:45,788 --> 00:50:48,156
Hoyt is trying to help us.

874
00:50:48,190 --> 00:50:49,324
That's what we have Herman for.

875
00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,295
That's what we have Tiffany for.

876
00:50:53,328 --> 00:50:55,665
Um-um, don't bring me into this.

877
00:50:55,698 --> 00:50:58,567
Actually, Tanner, I've been meaning to
bring up the whole bar crew situation.

878
00:50:59,636 --> 00:51:02,404
Look, I only have
two goals in life,

879
00:51:02,437 --> 00:51:06,809
that's to make the best Christian movie
that's ever been made and to marry Brandy.

880
00:51:07,944 --> 00:51:10,145
Dude, Brandy is never going to.

881
00:51:13,248 --> 00:51:14,149
Never mind.

882
00:51:19,554 --> 00:51:20,923
Can you believe that shit?

883
00:51:20,957 --> 00:51:22,424
I've never said Luke is right
about anything

884
00:51:22,457 --> 00:51:24,694
but I gotta tell ya,
Luke is right.

885
00:51:24,727 --> 00:51:26,963
Hoyt, mm-hmm, not to be trusted.

886
00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:29,564
They don't blink,
none of them, they just...

887
00:51:46,716 --> 00:51:51,788
No, no, no, nobody goes inside
without wearing one of these.

888
00:51:51,821 --> 00:51:53,388
Excuse me?

889
00:51:53,422 --> 00:51:55,625
It doesn't make any sense
to me either.

890
00:51:55,658 --> 00:51:59,394
No, no, no, no, young
lady, I am not putting that on.

891
00:52:08,838 --> 00:52:14,977
Okay, so, uh, why don't you just wait
right here and, um, I'll go and get them.

892
00:52:15,011 --> 00:52:16,913
Luke, Tanner.

893
00:52:21,984 --> 00:52:24,654
- Pastor Mike.
- Hey, boys, happy last day.

894
00:52:24,687 --> 00:52:26,388
Hey.

895
00:52:26,421 --> 00:52:28,457
Yeah. Where's Butch Savage?
Can't wait to meet him.

896
00:52:28,490 --> 00:52:31,493
Uh, the Savage
is in his dressing room. Right?

897
00:52:32,595 --> 00:52:34,731
- Yeah, of course.
- Okay, okay.

898
00:52:34,764 --> 00:52:39,234
Oh, FYI, I saw one of your crew members
pouring alcohol into his coffee.

899
00:52:41,470 --> 00:52:43,538
Herman.

900
00:52:43,572 --> 00:52:45,440
Well, anyway, look, I...
I only have an hour and I wanted me Butch.

901
00:52:45,474 --> 00:52:46,876
And come on, it's time.

902
00:52:46,909 --> 00:52:47,910
- Before we do that...
- Let's go meet him.

903
00:52:47,944 --> 00:52:49,411
I've been waiting all day.

904
00:52:49,444 --> 00:52:50,980
- Okay, let's go.
- Come on.

905
00:53:01,356 --> 00:53:04,060
Hey, Butch Savage,
are you sleeping?

906
00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:07,395
My father is here.
He wants to meet you.

907
00:53:08,765 --> 00:53:10,800
Sorry, come back another time.

908
00:53:12,935 --> 00:53:14,837
What the fuck?

909
00:53:14,871 --> 00:53:19,809
Uh, Butch or...
or, uh, Mr. Savage, this is Pastor Mike.

910
00:53:19,842 --> 00:53:21,744
Our church funded
this little mission

911
00:53:21,778 --> 00:53:24,379
and, uh,
I'm such a big fan and all

912
00:53:24,412 --> 00:53:28,618
and well, I was just wondering, I would love
to come in and just say a little quick hello.

913
00:53:28,651 --> 00:53:29,919
Just a minute.

914
00:53:29,952 --> 00:53:31,621
I'm doing Savage sit-ups.

915
00:53:31,654 --> 00:53:33,555
Something's off.

916
00:53:33,589 --> 00:53:35,925
Something's off my butt.

917
00:53:41,898 --> 00:53:43,032
Busted.

918
00:53:43,065 --> 00:53:45,400
Oh, I knew it.

919
00:53:45,433 --> 00:53:46,869
It's not that, Dad.

920
00:53:46,903 --> 00:53:48,537
It's just not clear
from the agent.

921
00:53:48,570 --> 00:53:50,372
Uh, he's got the whole day
to show up.

922
00:53:50,405 --> 00:53:52,975
Oh, Luke, I am ashamed.
How could you, son.

923
00:53:53,009 --> 00:53:54,911
You know we can't afford
to be just donating money.

924
00:53:54,944 --> 00:53:56,846
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have
to shut this down.

925
00:54:00,049 --> 00:54:04,020
Dad, it's the last day.
We can still finish.

926
00:54:04,053 --> 00:54:10,793
Look, I can play God or Jesus,

927
00:54:10,827 --> 00:54:15,497
the prodigal son that's come down
from heaven to fix all the problems.

928
00:54:21,536 --> 00:54:25,407
Ladies and gentlemen, my son...

929
00:54:27,043 --> 00:54:32,380
Well, I'm guessing he convinced you
all to be part of this little movie

930
00:54:32,414 --> 00:54:35,985
by promising something
he clearly could not deliver.

931
00:54:36,018 --> 00:54:38,588
I'm sorry you've all wasted
your time.

932
00:54:40,488 --> 00:54:43,425
But the movie is cancelled.

933
00:54:55,838 --> 00:55:01,077
Tanner, thank you
for being so nice to my son.

934
00:55:01,110 --> 00:55:07,683
But you might want to consider getting
yourself some more trustworthy friends.

935
00:55:19,461 --> 00:55:22,497
Some people
just never seem to change.

936
00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:35,144
Fuck.

937
00:55:37,079 --> 00:55:39,749
I need a drink. No Bar?

938
00:55:41,784 --> 00:55:43,185
We were so close to finishing.

939
00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:46,454
We can still finish, man.

940
00:55:46,488 --> 00:55:48,523
Your dad just canceled us.

941
00:55:48,556 --> 00:55:51,127
I can't believe you didn't get Butch.
You told me you got Butch.

942
00:55:52,228 --> 00:55:56,032
I just know how much you love
him, okay, all the marathons.

943
00:55:57,166 --> 00:55:58,601
I didn't want to disappoint you.

944
00:55:59,669 --> 00:56:03,205
Luke, we're supposed
to be teammates.

945
00:56:04,173 --> 00:56:07,643
Teammates have to communicate in order
to work. There's no lying in team.

946
00:56:09,111 --> 00:56:11,781
Besides, I could use a break.

947
00:56:15,851 --> 00:56:17,954
What does Nicky Steele
have to say about this one?

948
00:56:25,728 --> 00:56:30,532
Hey, at least there's one
good thing left in the world.

949
00:56:30,565 --> 00:56:31,634
You want to go get a drink?

950
00:56:33,035 --> 00:56:35,537
Thanks, Luke.

951
00:56:35,570 --> 00:56:37,773
Now that the shoot is canceled, I guess
I have to go back to my other projects.

952
00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,549
We don't wake up this early.

953
00:57:21,584 --> 00:57:22,885
Mr. Perfect heard you.

954
00:57:24,153 --> 00:57:27,223
I told you, this is the only
time I could help you move.

955
00:57:27,256 --> 00:57:31,293
You're helping a buddy move or you're leading
a meeting of the Dead Poets Society.

956
00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:39,602
Why are you being so weird?

957
00:57:46,075 --> 00:57:47,843
Come on, Mr. Perfect.

958
00:57:47,877 --> 00:57:49,812
Let's see what daddy number two
is really doing.

959
00:57:55,951 --> 00:57:57,853
What the fuck?

960
00:58:01,390 --> 00:58:05,928
This is the address
but I don't see a moving truck.

961
00:58:05,961 --> 00:58:06,862
Do you?

962
00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:22,978
Okay, so then he says,

963
00:58:23,012 --> 00:58:26,215
"Hey, silly boy, I think
your fish put on a few pounds."

964
00:58:30,119 --> 00:58:31,020
I get it.

965
00:58:40,729 --> 00:58:42,598
What the hell is going on?

966
00:58:43,866 --> 00:58:46,268
Sorry, friend, I think
you're in the wrong abode.

967
00:58:46,302 --> 00:58:48,404
I'm at the right abode all right
,funny guy.

968
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:52,808
Tanner,
what the fuck is this shit, man?

969
00:58:52,842 --> 00:58:56,846
Uh, guys, I... I am very sorry.

970
00:58:56,879 --> 00:58:58,214
Can we talk about this outside?

971
00:58:59,148 --> 00:59:01,684
Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry.

972
00:59:05,054 --> 00:59:08,824
Luke, I joined a small group that some of
the younger people from the church hosts.

973
00:59:08,858 --> 00:59:11,227
What the fuck is a small group, man?
They didn't look small.

974
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:12,895
They looked fucking
normal size to me.

975
00:59:12,928 --> 00:59:15,064
No, it's...

976
00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:17,967
Look, it's just a smaller gathering
than the Sunday service, okay?

977
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,937
We get together, we talk about life, uh,
we help each other out, it's awesome.

978
00:59:23,839 --> 00:59:25,274
This is officially the only
thing worse than CrossFit, man.

979
00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:28,911
All right, look, man,
I wanted to invite you

980
00:59:30,346 --> 00:59:33,782
but I don't know with your dad and
stuff, you clearly hate this.

981
00:59:34,984 --> 00:59:36,018
My dad.

982
00:59:38,721 --> 00:59:39,755
Fuck you, man.

983
00:59:47,296 --> 00:59:49,298
Come on, Jolene, not now.

984
00:59:49,331 --> 00:59:51,100
Not now.

985
00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:53,435
The battery life
on these things is just...

986
00:59:58,908 --> 01:00:00,743
Are you okay?

987
01:00:00,776 --> 01:00:02,411
I'm fucking fine.

988
01:00:02,444 --> 01:00:04,713
Mr. Perfect and I
have never been better.

989
01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:20,462
Uh, I'm sorry, guys.

990
01:00:20,496 --> 01:00:22,865
Yeah, I thought we were getting
robbed or something.

991
01:00:22,898 --> 01:00:24,800
It's kind of weird.
I've never seen him like that.

992
01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:26,135
Let's lighten the mood.

993
01:00:26,168 --> 01:00:28,037
All right,
let's get back to Romans.

994
01:00:30,172 --> 01:00:33,075
"The result was that their foolish
minds became dark and confused.

995
01:00:33,108 --> 01:00:34,977
Claiming themselves
to be wise without God,

996
01:00:35,010 --> 01:00:37,012
they became utter fools,
instead.

997
01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:40,816
And then, instead of worshiping
the glorious, ever-living God,

998
01:00:40,849 --> 01:00:44,053
they took wood and stone and
made idols for themselves."

999
01:01:13,816 --> 01:01:15,117
No way!

1000
01:01:31,867 --> 01:01:34,470
So really,
I just wanted you two to meet.

1001
01:01:34,503 --> 01:01:37,273
Tanner here is one
of the funniest guys I know.

1002
01:01:37,306 --> 01:01:40,509
He's an actor,
a writer, director.

1003
01:01:40,542 --> 01:01:42,144
He's a creator.

1004
01:01:42,177 --> 01:01:44,346
Well, you guys know
it's a tough business

1005
01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:47,283
but I got the feeling
that you guys are even tougher.

1006
01:02:17,913 --> 01:02:21,116
So, what are you thinking
like comedy, drama?

1007
01:02:21,150 --> 01:02:25,554
Oh, um, is it too soon
to reboot <i>Two and a Half Men</i>?

1008
01:02:25,588 --> 01:02:29,358
Yeah, like a... like a really
intelligent poignant comedy.

1009
01:02:45,908 --> 01:02:50,179
All right,
and next fall we got Dirty 30.

1010
01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:53,650
Dirty 30, I-30.

1011
01:02:53,683 --> 01:02:56,985
Bingo!

1012
01:02:59,054 --> 01:03:00,356
Proud of you, buddy.

1013
01:04:17,299 --> 01:04:21,103
Make sure you get at the micro fungus.
It hides in the cracks.

1014
01:04:21,136 --> 01:04:23,505
It's sneaky.
But that's the good stuff.

1015
01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:35,083
I tied up the hose
the way you like.

1016
01:04:35,117 --> 01:04:36,686
You still going over
to Riverside?

1017
01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:38,420
No.

1018
01:04:38,454 --> 01:04:39,354
Come here.

1019
01:04:40,255 --> 01:04:41,156
Come here.

1020
01:04:42,625 --> 01:04:46,228
Where I'm about to send you
is a gift.

1021
01:04:46,261 --> 01:04:50,098
A gift given to you by me,
Jimmy.

1022
01:04:51,066 --> 01:04:53,435
And it's one
that will change your life.

1023
01:04:53,469 --> 01:04:57,339
This, my young friend,
is my best customer.

1024
01:04:57,372 --> 01:04:59,676
Traditionally,
I'd handle it myself

1025
01:04:59,709 --> 01:05:03,580
but my daughter is up for <i>American
Ninja Warrior</i> teen edition

1026
01:05:03,613 --> 01:05:06,315
and I want to be able
to give her my good juju.

1027
01:05:06,348 --> 01:05:09,351
Yeah, okay, cool.
It's no problem.

1028
01:05:09,384 --> 01:05:12,755
"Yeah. Okay, cool. No problem."

1029
01:05:13,690 --> 01:05:16,458
No, that's not gonna cut it.

1030
01:05:16,492 --> 01:05:18,327
I need this man's pool
to sparkle.

1031
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,263
I need it to look like a bee
has never died in it.

1032
01:05:21,296 --> 01:05:25,635
I need it to look like not one
kid has ever taken the tugboat

1033
01:05:25,668 --> 01:05:28,437
to brown town
in the shallow end.

1034
01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:30,640
I need it to look like
the Olympics.

1035
01:05:30,673 --> 01:05:33,141
And I'm not talking about the shitty
ones that took place in Russia

1036
01:05:33,175 --> 01:05:35,143
where they killed all the dogs.
No.

1037
01:05:36,746 --> 01:05:41,818
I am talking about
motherfucking Sydney.

1038
01:05:41,851 --> 01:05:44,587
Okay, I'm on it.

1039
01:05:44,621 --> 01:05:45,521
My man.

1040
01:05:53,663 --> 01:05:56,565
That last meeting, you killed it in there.
You know that.

1041
01:05:56,599 --> 01:05:59,101
I...
I feel like it went really well.

1042
01:05:59,134 --> 01:06:03,171
And these new head shots,
they look great. You look great.

1043
01:06:04,841 --> 01:06:07,476
You're gonna be on a show
in no time. I know it.

1044
01:06:07,509 --> 01:06:10,412
Dude, thank you so much,
um, honestly, I...

1045
01:06:10,445 --> 01:06:13,215
I... I've never felt so good
about the way things are moving.

1046
01:06:13,248 --> 01:06:14,784
You don't have to thank me.

1047
01:06:14,817 --> 01:06:18,287
If anything, I...
I appreciate what we have here.

1048
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,690
It's been really great spending
so much time with you.

1049
01:06:20,723 --> 01:06:22,558
Yeah.

1050
01:06:22,592 --> 01:06:24,661
Um, well you know, fingers
crossed, it all works out.

1051
01:06:26,161 --> 01:06:28,463
I truly think God
put you in my life for a reason.

1052
01:06:29,799 --> 01:06:30,700
God is good.

1053
01:06:39,709 --> 01:06:41,844
Oh, okay, I'm... I'm sorry.

1054
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,481
Hoyt,
you know about me and Lisa.

1055
01:06:48,918 --> 01:06:51,654
I, uh, I guess I...
I misread something.

1056
01:06:52,655 --> 01:06:54,156
You know, it's fine.

1057
01:06:54,189 --> 01:06:56,458
Let's just forget
it ever happened.

1058
01:06:56,491 --> 01:06:58,293
Let's go grab a bite.

1059
01:06:59,328 --> 01:07:00,228
Hoyt, I'm...

1060
01:07:01,731 --> 01:07:02,632
I'm gonna go.

1061
01:07:08,938 --> 01:07:10,773
You know, you look like, um,

1062
01:07:14,209 --> 01:07:17,346
You look like a really handsome
version of Owen Wilson.

1063
01:08:08,998 --> 01:08:10,265
Welcome, friend.

1064
01:08:27,850 --> 01:08:30,285
I'm so glad you decided
to join us.

1065
01:08:30,318 --> 01:08:33,288
You know, when you hold
these kinds of parties...

1066
01:08:34,724 --> 01:08:37,727
...sometimes,
only the weirdos show up.

1067
01:08:39,294 --> 01:08:40,930
I'm actually here
to clean the pool.

1068
01:08:42,965 --> 01:08:44,667
My God

1069
01:08:46,535 --> 01:08:52,274
So wrong of me to assume
you were part of the lifestyle.

1070
01:08:54,911 --> 01:08:56,879
Well, welcome.

1071
01:08:56,913 --> 01:08:59,682
Ah, the Roman bath
could really use some scrubbing.

1072
01:09:04,352 --> 01:09:05,353
Hey, I gotta ask.

1073
01:09:06,923 --> 01:09:09,257
You're Nicky Steele, aren't you?

1074
01:09:11,661 --> 01:09:12,995
Why are you following me?

1075
01:09:13,029 --> 01:09:14,764
Who do you work for, fucker?

1076
01:09:14,797 --> 01:09:17,532
CIA? IRS? Yelp?

1077
01:09:17,566 --> 01:09:20,302
Oh, I actually work for you.

1078
01:09:21,536 --> 01:09:22,739
Sales.

1079
01:09:24,006 --> 01:09:28,845
Oh. Shit.
Hey, guy, you got to speak up.

1080
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,948
What do you know
about the yo-yo?

1081
01:09:31,981 --> 01:09:34,751
Not much, I guess.

1082
01:09:34,784 --> 01:09:38,453
Then I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.

1083
01:09:38,487 --> 01:09:43,793
The key to success is the yo-yo.

1084
01:09:43,826 --> 01:09:46,696
Check it.
It goes down, it goes up.

1085
01:09:46,729 --> 01:09:52,702
It can walk the dog.
It can go around the world.

1086
01:09:52,735 --> 01:09:58,975
But at the end of the day, it always
rises back up to its little blue home.

1087
01:09:59,008 --> 01:10:01,844
Now,
you being a fine tea salesman,

1088
01:10:01,878 --> 01:10:04,847
you spend your days talking about
tea, talking about weight loss,

1089
01:10:04,881 --> 01:10:08,584
but you do it,
so that at the end of the day,

1090
01:10:08,618 --> 01:10:11,386
you can go
to your little blue home.

1091
01:10:12,588 --> 01:10:18,326
Now you keep at it and one day,
that home is going to look just like this.

1092
01:10:23,065 --> 01:10:26,368
What a relief.

1093
01:10:28,137 --> 01:10:29,772
Man, I didn't know
what to expect.

1094
01:10:29,806 --> 01:10:31,707
I walk in, I get kicked
in the balls, you know,

1095
01:10:31,741 --> 01:10:36,879
but is there anything you could
give me to increase my sales?

1096
01:10:39,381 --> 01:10:42,384
Well, yes.

1097
01:10:45,154 --> 01:10:47,824
It's all about recruitment.

1098
01:10:47,857 --> 01:10:51,627
Selling the tea is for suckers.
You got to sell the sellers. Check it.

1099
01:10:51,661 --> 01:10:54,597
You sell bucks worth of tea,
what do you get?

1100
01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:56,431
- Five bucks?
- 250.

1101
01:10:56,464 --> 01:10:57,800
Jesus Christ.

1102
01:11:00,069 --> 01:11:06,142
Okay, 250. Now, let's say, you recruit
your buddy and he sells 50 bucks,

1103
01:11:06,175 --> 01:11:11,147
you get a buck and a quarter
for doing nothing, all right?

1104
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:15,017
Plus, you make money on the
inventory you have to sell him.

1105
01:11:15,051 --> 01:11:19,021
You get money from him twice.

1106
01:11:19,055 --> 01:11:21,356
So it really is
a pyramid scheme?

1107
01:11:24,459 --> 01:11:28,831
Pyramids are great, guy,
if you're on top.

1108
01:11:32,467 --> 01:11:38,107
You want to take a real little peek
into the Nicky Steele crystal ball?

1109
01:11:39,675 --> 01:11:47,149
You want to see what the future of
entrepreneurial sales is really like?

1110
01:11:47,183 --> 01:11:48,550
Do you?

1111
01:11:48,584 --> 01:11:49,919
- Do you?
- Yeah.

1112
01:11:49,952 --> 01:11:50,953
Yeah.

1113
01:11:55,925 --> 01:12:00,830
Shazam, the Amish.

1114
01:12:00,863 --> 01:12:02,798
Any questions?

1115
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:05,868
Yes.

1116
01:12:06,869 --> 01:12:09,705
So, the... the future
of entrepreneurial sales

1117
01:12:09,739 --> 01:12:13,009
is the one group of people that
doesn't believe in technology?

1118
01:12:15,945 --> 01:12:21,651
These guys can't do shit,
they can't smoke, they can't get high,

1119
01:12:21,684 --> 01:12:24,654
they can't get drunk,
they can't see tits,

1120
01:12:24,687 --> 01:12:31,060
except for one year when they
turn and they go on Rumspringa.

1121
01:12:31,093 --> 01:12:34,830
And these bad boys
are ready to burst.

1122
01:12:34,864 --> 01:12:39,702
Now who do you think the first
person they see is going to be?

1123
01:12:41,503 --> 01:12:43,039
You?

1124
01:12:43,072 --> 01:12:43,973
No.

1125
01:12:45,207 --> 01:12:47,143
You.

1126
01:12:47,176 --> 01:12:50,146
The minute they step off
the compound,

1127
01:12:50,179 --> 01:12:57,552
the first person they're gonna
see is you and you have got a kit.

1128
01:12:57,586 --> 01:13:02,557
Five hundred bucks buys them
a bottle of Nicky Steele vodka,

1129
01:13:02,591 --> 01:13:04,559
a carton
of Nicky Steele cigarettes,

1130
01:13:04,593 --> 01:13:08,664
a genuine certified
Nicky Steele vape pen.

1131
01:13:08,698 --> 01:13:11,000
Oh, Chihuahua.

1132
01:13:11,033 --> 01:13:14,937
And a coupon for 30 minutes
with Destiny.

1133
01:13:15,871 --> 01:13:18,274
Not that these bad boys
are gonna need 30 minutes.

1134
01:13:18,307 --> 01:13:20,910
It's gonna be the quickest
25 dollars she ever made.

1135
01:13:24,847 --> 01:13:30,920
So, the future is swindling the
Amish, making readymade Rumspringa's?

1136
01:13:32,822 --> 01:13:34,857
Readymade Rumspringa.

1137
01:13:37,126 --> 01:13:41,030
Readymade Rumspringa.

1138
01:13:42,031 --> 01:13:44,633
Fuck me.

1139
01:13:46,268 --> 01:13:48,871
Would you just sign that?

1140
01:13:48,904 --> 01:13:52,742
Don't worry, I will photocopy your signature
onto a legal document at another time

1141
01:13:52,775 --> 01:13:59,281
because you, my friend, have just
made yourself a fast one-y honey.

1142
01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:12,828
Yeah.

1143
01:14:12,862 --> 01:14:15,131
I'm going to need
the yo-yo back, too.

1144
01:14:17,066 --> 01:14:18,701
Thank you.

1145
01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:47,029
Hey, man, can... can we talk?

1146
01:14:47,063 --> 01:14:48,230
It's been a weird
couple of weeks.

1147
01:14:51,867 --> 01:14:54,036
Honestly,
aspects of it are great.

1148
01:14:54,070 --> 01:14:58,841
You know, the, uh, community sense
of something bigger than yourself,

1149
01:14:58,874 --> 01:15:03,045
it's like a, uh, healthier
less drunk version of the bar.

1150
01:15:03,079 --> 01:15:05,948
Dude, I get it, man,
I grew up there.

1151
01:15:05,981 --> 01:15:08,751
I think I'm less jaded
by the people than the religion.

1152
01:15:08,784 --> 01:15:09,685
Hmm.

1153
01:15:09,718 --> 01:15:11,153
Half of them babysat me.

1154
01:15:12,188 --> 01:15:14,023
I do like how the people
at your dad's church don't

1155
01:15:14,056 --> 01:15:16,025
try to pretend
like they know everything

1156
01:15:16,058 --> 01:15:17,760
or try to shove it all down
my throat.

1157
01:15:19,395 --> 01:15:24,967
Just the rules, you know, this idea of
being afraid to be who you really are.

1158
01:15:29,805 --> 01:15:31,107
Hey, man, are we cool?

1159
01:15:33,275 --> 01:15:34,210
We're cool.

1160
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:41,217
You look like the Lannister
that works at Urban Outfitters.

1161
01:15:44,353 --> 01:15:47,790
You look like Sean Penn if you couldn't
change a tire and he had a nut allergy.

1162
01:15:50,426 --> 01:15:51,994
Shit.

1163
01:15:52,027 --> 01:15:53,162
Check it out.

1164
01:15:53,195 --> 01:15:54,096
Yeah.

1165
01:15:56,332 --> 01:15:58,367
Oh, yeah, okay.

1166
01:16:07,109 --> 01:16:09,812
This might be our best one yet.

1167
01:16:12,915 --> 01:16:14,884
Why did I have to be Khaleesi?

1168
01:16:19,755 --> 01:16:20,723
Hello.

1169
01:16:23,325 --> 01:16:24,260
Yeah.

1170
01:16:25,494 --> 01:16:26,695
Are you serious?

1171
01:16:28,230 --> 01:16:31,901
Well, no, no, exactly. What...
what role is bigger than God?

1172
01:16:34,203 --> 01:16:35,871
Wow.

1173
01:16:35,905 --> 01:16:37,773
Thank you so much.

1174
01:16:37,806 --> 01:16:38,941
Yeah, thank you.

1175
01:16:41,844 --> 01:16:42,745
We're back on.

1176
01:16:45,381 --> 01:16:47,416
Thank you all so much

1177
01:16:47,449 --> 01:16:53,422
for coming out to the last day
of filming <i>A Prayer in Space</i>.

1178
01:16:53,455 --> 01:16:56,258
Now, you may
or may not believe in God,

1179
01:16:56,292 --> 01:17:00,095
but it's clear
that you believe in us.

1180
01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:06,335
Now, we all have our differences,
especially you and I, Hoyt,

1181
01:17:08,270 --> 01:17:11,373
but there's one thing
that the church

1182
01:17:11,407 --> 01:17:17,079
and the bars have in common,
that's community.

1183
01:17:17,112 --> 01:17:20,783
So, let's come together
and crush this.

1184
01:17:20,816 --> 01:17:23,152
Marlon, how are we looking
with the explosives?

1185
01:17:23,185 --> 01:17:24,753
TNT, baby.

1186
01:17:26,355 --> 01:17:28,457
The bad boys are straight out of 1991
and they're packing motherfucking heat.

1187
01:17:28,490 --> 01:17:32,228
Great. We're gonna need to get
this shot off before he gets here.

1188
01:17:32,261 --> 01:17:33,295
We've got an hour.

1189
01:17:36,465 --> 01:17:37,866
- Hey.
- Hmm?

1190
01:17:53,148 --> 01:17:55,217
Bring it in. Bring it in.
Space shot.

1191
01:18:08,163 --> 01:18:11,267
- What's the frame for this per shot like kind of...
- Shh.

1192
01:18:16,105 --> 01:18:20,109
I made a hot sexy mistake
with my best friend

1193
01:18:20,142 --> 01:18:23,178
but this movie
is bigger than me.

1194
01:18:23,212 --> 01:18:25,214
It's bigger than any of us.

1195
01:18:25,247 --> 01:18:29,518
I mean it's, you know, so...

1196
01:18:30,552 --> 01:18:32,955
He...
he called it a sexy mistake?

1197
01:18:36,058 --> 01:18:37,493
I mean, that's a compliment.

1198
01:18:37,526 --> 01:18:42,431
Okay, we're gonna need
all hands on deck.

1199
01:18:42,464 --> 01:18:44,300
- You, too, Tiff.
- Hmm?

1200
01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,401
Get in there.

1201
01:18:45,434 --> 01:18:46,935
- Oh,
- Need you in.

1202
01:18:46,969 --> 01:18:47,870
Come on.

1203
01:18:50,906 --> 01:18:52,574
Everybody in position.

1204
01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:55,878
All right, here we go.

1205
01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:06,255
Action, space monsters!

1206
01:19:09,358 --> 01:19:12,261
And action, explosives!

1207
01:19:24,273 --> 01:19:26,975
And action, explosives!

1208
01:19:36,952 --> 01:19:39,088
I don't know what you want
from me, motherfuckers.

1209
01:19:39,121 --> 01:19:41,156
This shit is like 30 years old.

1210
01:19:48,097 --> 01:19:51,033
Okay, guys, it's fine,
just crop out the explosives

1211
01:19:51,066 --> 01:19:52,401
and I'll add that in VFX.

1212
01:19:52,434 --> 01:19:55,037
I can fix this whole thing
in the edit.

1213
01:19:55,070 --> 01:19:56,205
You know how to edit?

1214
01:19:56,238 --> 01:19:57,973
Uh, yeah, I'm an editor.

1215
01:19:58,006 --> 01:20:00,442
Worked for Nat Geo,
Disney, Marvel.

1216
01:20:00,476 --> 01:20:03,011
I mean,
I do all their digital content.

1217
01:20:03,045 --> 01:20:04,513
What...
what did you guys think I did?

1218
01:20:04,546 --> 01:20:08,283
- Oh.
- But I talk about it all the time.

1219
01:20:08,317 --> 01:20:10,219
I'm so sorry.

1220
01:20:13,989 --> 01:20:14,890
He's here.

1221
01:20:25,534 --> 01:20:28,605
Oh, my gosh. Dude, that is so much fun.
You're totally right.

1222
01:20:28,638 --> 01:20:30,539
- In the future, cars won't even exist.
- Yeah, yeah.

1223
01:20:30,572 --> 01:20:33,208
wait, wait, wait, wait,
I've got another piece of big news.

1224
01:20:33,242 --> 01:20:35,043
- To PR your backspot?
- Yes.

1225
01:20:35,077 --> 01:20:38,180
Um, actually I...

1226
01:20:38,213 --> 01:20:40,315
I think I'm gonna ask Lisa
to marry me.

1227
01:20:40,349 --> 01:20:42,585
- No shit.
- Yeah.

1228
01:20:42,619 --> 01:20:44,052
I'm happy for you, man.

1229
01:20:44,086 --> 01:20:45,421
- Thanks. Thanks.
- Genuinely.

1230
01:20:45,454 --> 01:20:48,056
Thank you.
Um, will you be my best man?

1231
01:20:48,991 --> 01:20:51,226
Who else are you gonna ask?
Herman?

1232
01:20:55,164 --> 01:20:56,365
Fair point.

1233
01:20:56,398 --> 01:20:58,701
Hey, reps for Jesus, right?

1234
01:20:58,735 --> 01:21:00,569
- Yeah?
- The shirts are perfect.

1235
01:21:00,603 --> 01:21:01,604
Let's get in there.

1236
01:21:07,509 --> 01:21:09,411
Are you ready for this?

1237
01:21:09,445 --> 01:21:11,046
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1238
01:21:13,081 --> 01:21:14,316
We made a movie.

1239
01:21:14,349 --> 01:21:15,384
We made a movie.

1240
01:21:18,387 --> 01:21:20,690
Uh, Elevate Church,
thank you so much for coming.

1241
01:21:20,723 --> 01:21:24,460
Uh, before we get started, Luke and I
just wanted to say a real quick thank you.

1242
01:21:24,493 --> 01:21:28,130
Um, we put a lot of blood, sweat and
tears into this over the last few months

1243
01:21:28,163 --> 01:21:30,432
and none of it would be possible
without you.

1244
01:21:30,466 --> 01:21:31,634
So, thank you.
Thank you very much.

1245
01:21:37,473 --> 01:21:40,342
And now, without further ado,

1246
01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:45,080
the world premiere screening
of <i>A Prayer in Space</i>,

1247
01:21:46,215 --> 01:21:52,020
the story of the first prayer
ever to be prayed in space.

1248
01:21:52,054 --> 01:21:53,590
Enjoy the movie, everybody.

1249
01:21:59,194 --> 01:22:02,297
<i>Hey, Mom, we're finally here.</i>

1250
01:22:02,331 --> 01:22:03,733
<i>On Mars?</i>

1251
01:22:03,766 --> 01:22:06,401
<i>Yeah, Mom, on Mars.</i>

1252
01:22:07,503 --> 01:22:09,438
<i>It's pretty scary.</i>

1253
01:22:09,471 --> 01:22:12,007
<i>Always remember,</i>
<i>if you're ever feeling alone</i>

1254
01:22:12,842 --> 01:22:19,081
<i>or end up actually alone on
Mars, God is always with you.</i>

1255
01:22:19,114 --> 01:22:22,217
<i>Come on, Mom,
you know I'm a scientist.</i>

1256
01:22:22,251 --> 01:22:24,052
<i>I'm not allowed
to believe in God anymore.</i>

1257
01:22:29,792 --> 01:22:33,228
<i>Mom, the crew is gone.</i>

1258
01:22:34,263 --> 01:22:35,430
<i>All of them.</i>

1259
01:22:36,733 --> 01:22:40,168
<i>I'm alone on Mars.</i>

1260
01:22:44,273 --> 01:22:49,646
<i>Lord, save me
from these space monsters.</i>

1261
01:23:06,261 --> 01:23:13,502
<i>Astronaut, you have come closer
to touching the hand of God</i>

1262
01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:16,305
<i>than any other astronaut
before you.</i>

1263
01:23:17,272 --> 01:23:24,179
<i>Leap up and use the lower gravitational
pull to fly yourself toward me.</i>

1264
01:23:24,212 --> 01:23:27,850
<i>You are the first astronaut
to give a prayer in space</i>

1265
01:23:27,884 --> 01:23:30,720
<i>and I have heard you
loud and clear.</i>

1266
01:23:31,621 --> 01:23:36,726
<i>Heaven, the final,
final frontier.</i>

1267
01:23:39,194 --> 01:23:40,429
<i>Boom.</i>

1268
01:23:46,736 --> 01:23:53,141
<i>Mom, my body is coming back home
and my soul is coming back to Jesus.</i>

1269
01:24:27,509 --> 01:24:31,914
With this check for one hundred
thousand dollars,

1270
01:24:31,948 --> 01:24:35,652
you two have saved our mortgage
and our church.

1271
01:24:35,685 --> 01:24:37,820
Now, I'll admit I had my doubts.

1272
01:24:37,854 --> 01:24:43,593
But at the end of the day,
I will always invest in family.

1273
01:24:43,626 --> 01:24:46,461
My dad, eventually, came around.

1274
01:24:46,495 --> 01:24:49,231
In fact, he saved the movie.

1275
01:24:49,264 --> 01:24:53,268
And even though we didn't get Butch
Savage, Christflix still bought it.

1276
01:24:54,236 --> 01:24:56,438
I love you, Son.

1277
01:24:56,471 --> 01:25:02,679
Now, I know we've had our differences,
but I am truly, truly proud of you.

1278
01:25:03,713 --> 01:25:04,947
Love you.

1279
01:25:08,483 --> 01:25:09,351
Thank you, Son.

1280
01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:13,589
And to you,
our wonderful congregation,

1281
01:25:13,623 --> 01:25:16,759
I am so glad
that you all felt the same way.

1282
01:25:17,827 --> 01:25:21,430
Thank you for investing
in our church family.

1283
01:25:21,463 --> 01:25:24,266
Now, we still desperately need
to fix that roof.

1284
01:25:24,299 --> 01:25:27,637
So please, please pray
that we find the funds.

1285
01:25:28,905 --> 01:25:33,542
But for now, what did you
all think of the film?

1286
01:25:37,947 --> 01:25:40,482
<i>♪ There is a world up above us ♪</i>

1287
01:25:40,515 --> 01:25:42,250
<i>♪ And man, it's pretty great ♪</i>

1288
01:25:42,284 --> 01:25:44,386
<i>♪ Yeah, clouds and
golden walkways ♪</i>

1289
01:25:44,419 --> 01:25:46,022
<i>♪ And around it
there's a gate ♪</i>

1290
01:25:46,055 --> 01:25:48,323
<i>♪ But you got to ignore
The doorman ♪</i>

1291
01:25:48,356 --> 01:25:50,026
<i>♪ If you wanna get inside ♪</i>

1292
01:25:50,059 --> 01:25:53,228
<i>♪ 'Cause we got boots
On the ground in the sky ♪</i>

1293
01:25:54,797 --> 01:25:57,299
Could I have used the 50 grand?

1294
01:25:57,332 --> 01:25:58,601
Sure.

1295
01:25:58,634 --> 01:26:00,803
But Jimmy gave me back
my pool gig.

1296
01:26:00,837 --> 01:26:05,407
And my dad,
well, it's the least I could do.

1297
01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:06,876
Something else will come along.

1298
01:26:10,813 --> 01:26:15,017
Oh, uh, you and your dad are hanging
out a lot together now which is cool.

1299
01:26:15,051 --> 01:26:16,619
You've got a weekly activity.

1300
01:26:16,652 --> 01:26:18,855
Guy throws some mean axe.

1301
01:26:18,888 --> 01:26:22,324
Deep breath, follow through it.
It's in the follow through. Come on, son.

1302
01:26:22,357 --> 01:26:23,960
Ah... Yes.

1303
01:26:23,993 --> 01:26:25,628
Oh. That's all right,
that's all right.

1304
01:26:25,661 --> 01:26:27,395
You'll get it next time.
You'll get it next time.

1305
01:26:27,429 --> 01:26:28,798
He probably won't get it
next time.

1306
01:26:28,831 --> 01:26:31,768
Actually,
he hasn't gotten it ever.

1307
01:26:33,069 --> 01:26:35,872
Hey, where's your little
blond bitch?

1308
01:26:35,905 --> 01:26:39,307
Excuse me, Sir, now, this young
man that you're talking to,

1309
01:26:39,341 --> 01:26:42,912
well, he happens to be my son.

1310
01:26:44,113 --> 01:26:49,351
So, if you're looking
for his little blond bitch,

1311
01:26:49,384 --> 01:26:53,355
all you need to know is that
I am the little blond bitch now.

1312
01:26:54,389 --> 01:26:56,859
So, why don't you go
throw your hatchet?

1313
01:26:56,893 --> 01:27:00,930
<i>♪ 'Cause we got boots
On the ground up here ♪</i>

1314
01:27:00,963 --> 01:27:03,766
<i>♪ Oh we got boots on the ground
In the sky ♪</i>

1315
01:27:05,802 --> 01:27:06,836
<i>♪ There's an army
Keepin' a watch for you and I ♪</i>

1316
01:27:06,869 --> 01:27:10,673
Hey, pause, I got a missed call.

1317
01:27:10,706 --> 01:27:14,543
<i>Hi, Luke. My name is Sarah
Watkins and I work for the Syfy Channel.</i>

1318
01:27:14,576 --> 01:27:17,079
A Prayer in Space,
<i>it blew us away.</i>

1319
01:27:17,113 --> 01:27:21,550
<i>I was really sad they replaced
your dad with Kevin Sorbo though.</i>

1320
01:27:21,584 --> 01:27:24,887
<i>We'd like to talk to you</i>
<i>and Tanner about</i> Sharknado 12 <i>.</i>

1321
01:27:24,921 --> 01:27:27,924
<i>We want you two to write and direct.
Call me back when you get this.</i>

1322
01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:34,096
<i>♪ Boots on the ground
in the sky ♪</i>

1323
01:27:52,148 --> 01:27:55,818
Yeah, so, uh, after making
the movie, Herman got sober.

1324
01:27:55,852 --> 01:27:57,687
- For... for a while.
- For a little bit.

1325
01:28:02,859 --> 01:28:05,560
And that first communion
came around and hit him hard.

1326
01:28:05,595 --> 01:28:06,528
Lot of wine.

1327
01:28:12,702 --> 01:28:17,640
And Brandy, she saved our movie.

1328
01:28:17,673 --> 01:28:18,573
She really did.

1329
01:28:28,751 --> 01:28:33,122
Turns out she's an editor
for a lot of very reputable companies.

1330
01:28:34,156 --> 01:28:37,026
And we brought Marlon
on to <i>Sharknado 12.</i>

1331
01:28:37,059 --> 01:28:37,960
So...

1332
01:28:41,063 --> 01:28:44,000
...the guy finally got
his explosion.

1333
01:28:45,768 --> 01:28:46,669
Yeah!

1334
01:28:52,540 --> 01:28:57,647
<i>♪ I hung a cross
To remember you by ♪</i>

1335
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:01,918
<i>♪ It's eight feet tall
And six feet wide ♪</i>

1336
01:29:03,185 --> 01:29:06,989
<i>♪ To remember
The things you said ♪</i>

1337
01:29:08,490 --> 01:29:11,928
<i>♪ I hung it over my bed ♪</i>

1338
01:29:13,229 --> 01:29:17,199
<i>♪ That monstrosity
That was your tomb ♪</i>

1339
01:29:18,768 --> 01:29:23,039
<i>♪ Oh, it takes up
Most of the room ♪</i>

1340
01:29:23,072 --> 01:29:26,609
<i>♪ I hung a huge cross ♪</i>

1341
01:29:28,510 --> 01:29:31,747
<i>♪ Because your love's so pure ♪</i>

1342
01:29:33,548 --> 01:29:36,152
<i>♪ And if it fell
When I was sleeping ♪</i>

1343
01:29:36,185 --> 01:29:38,888
<i>♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪</i>

1344
01:29:46,996 --> 01:29:51,067
<i>♪ Because they hung you
For your gospel of love ♪</i>

1345
01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:54,770
<i>♪ I added paint
To simulate blood ♪</i>

1346
01:29:55,705 --> 01:29:58,941
<i>♪ And nails
And remnants of hair ♪</i>

1347
01:30:00,042 --> 01:30:03,879
<i>♪ And pieces of the shroud
You did wear ♪</i>

1348
01:30:03,913 --> 01:30:07,616
<i>♪ And because some still
Do not believe ♪</i>

1349
01:30:08,550 --> 01:30:11,954
<i>♪ My roommates
They asked me to leave ♪</i>

1350
01:30:11,988 --> 01:30:14,991
<i>♪ I hung a huge cross ♪</i>

1351
01:30:16,225 --> 01:30:18,861
<i>♪ Because your love's so deep ♪</i>

1352
01:30:20,596 --> 01:30:24,800
<i>♪ And now I dream about you
Dying every time I sleep ♪</i>

1353
01:30:24,834 --> 01:30:27,535
<i>♪ I hung a life-size cross ♪</i>

1354
01:30:28,904 --> 01:30:31,539
<i>♪ Because your love's so pure ♪</i>

1355
01:30:32,942 --> 01:30:35,543
<i>♪ And if it fell
When I was sleeping ♪</i>

1356
01:30:35,577 --> 01:30:37,947
<i>♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪</i>

1357
01:30:37,980 --> 01:30:38,948
<i>Come on.</i>

1358
01:30:40,116 --> 01:30:41,617
<i>Everybody now.</i>

1359
01:30:42,885 --> 01:30:44,687
<i>How big is your love?</i>

1360
01:30:46,822 --> 01:30:48,724
<i>Jesus' love was big.</i>

1361
01:30:49,859 --> 01:30:51,761
<i>It was big enough for all of us.</i>

1362
01:30:54,263 --> 01:30:56,298
<i>So, how big is your love?</i>

1363
01:30:58,134 --> 01:31:00,269
<i>And how big is your cross?</i>

1364
01:31:00,302 --> 01:31:02,638
<i>It's a symbol of that love.</i>

1365
01:31:02,671 --> 01:31:06,675
<i>And don't tell me you just have
a small house, a small room.</i>

1366
01:31:07,676 --> 01:31:13,548
<i>My room is very small
but my cross is still enormous.</i>

1367
01:31:14,283 --> 01:31:16,285
<i>Enormous.</i>

1368
01:31:16,318 --> 01:31:17,787
<i>Everyone...</i>

1369
01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:20,623
<i>♪ I hung a huge cross ♪</i>

1370
01:31:20,656 --> 01:31:21,991
<i>♪ 'Cause your love's so deep ♪</i>

1371
01:31:22,024 --> 01:31:24,260
<i>♪ Because your love is so deep ♪</i>

1372
01:31:24,293 --> 01:31:26,328
<i>♪ And now I dream ♪</i>

1373
01:31:26,362 --> 01:31:30,699
<i>♪ And now I dream about you
Dying every time I sleep ♪</i>

1374
01:31:30,733 --> 01:31:33,869
<i>♪ I hung a life-size cross ♪</i>

1375
01:31:33,903 --> 01:31:37,273
<i>♪ It could hold
A real human being ♪</i>

1376
01:31:38,674 --> 01:31:43,145
<i>♪ And in my living room
I built a huge nativity scene ♪</i>

1377
01:31:43,179 --> 01:31:45,781
<i>♪ I hung a monster cross ♪</i>

1378
01:31:47,049 --> 01:31:49,785
<i>♪ Because your love's so pure ♪</i>

1379
01:31:49,819 --> 01:31:51,387
<i>♪ It's so pure ♪</i>

1380
01:31:51,420 --> 01:31:53,622
<i>♪ And if it fell
When I was sleeping ♪</i>

1381
01:31:53,656 --> 01:31:55,357
<i>♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪</i>

1382
01:31:55,391 --> 01:31:57,293
<i>♪ Crushed for sure
Crushed for sure ♪</i>

1383
01:31:57,326 --> 01:31:59,662
<i>♪ Crushed for sure
Crushed for sure ♪</i>

1384
01:31:59,695 --> 01:32:01,797
<i>♪ Crushed for sure
Crushed for sure ♪</i>

1385
01:32:01,831 --> 01:32:03,165
<i>♪ Crushed for sure ♪</i>

1386
01:32:03,278 --> 01:32:08,278
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