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- Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
- Canuhearmenow has connected.
- Hjortkayre has connected.
- Jekko has connected.
- Nirrti has connected.
- Nirrti is disconnected.
- Neogi:
- Please assume the Party Escort Submission Position
- Neogi:
- Or you will miss the party.
- Lemure 1:
- mrrhmmmrm
- Lemure 2:
- I have no mouth, yet I must scream
- Hjortkayre:
- No, they have mouths.
- Darth GW7:
- It's "And I must scream" anyway
- Hjortkayre:
- true
- Hjortkayre:
- Darth, is Nirrti still connected at all?
- Canuhearmenow:
- It looks like it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Doesn't say disconnected
- Darth GW7:
- Nope
- Hjortkayre:
- Yeah, he did dc, it seems. :\
- You have disconnected.
- Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
- Nirrti has connected.
- Hjortkayre has connected.
- Lampshade has connected.
- Jekko has connected.
- Canuhearmenow has connected.
- Lampshade:
- Shit working now for everyone?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Gonna get a bit laggy now, downloading a game
- Canuhearmenow:
- Working
- Lampshade:
- So...
- Lampshade:
- Roll for init?
- Hjortkayre:
- Grim can't make it, and said someone should control his character. Anyone want to miss everything?
- Lampshade:
- I could
- Lampshade:
- Since done it before
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or
- Canuhearmenow:
- We could sell Ehthos to the Naogti as a slave
- Canuhearmenow:
- And get safe passage
- Lampshade:
- I like that idea
- Lampshade:
- Ahwassa, however, does not
- Hjortkayre:
- It's a zombie. I don't think it has any real interest in what it used to.
- Darth GW7:
- hahaha oh wow
- Darth GW7:
- I love the names guys
- Lampshade:
- Haha
- Hjortkayre:
- D'aw
- Lampshade:
- Who named them?
- Darth GW7:
- I dunno
- Darth GW7:
- someone with good taste
- Nirrti:
- you missed Barnaby
- Canuhearmenow:
- Where's AM
- Lampshade:
- AM?
- Hjortkayre:
- Hello, Canu.
- Darth GW7:
- heh
- Darth GW7:
- That works, yeah
- Darth GW7:
- HJORT
- Canuhearmenow:
- AM is the main antagonist
- Canuhearmenow:
- AND HE SPOKE IN ALL CAPS LAMP
- Darth GW7:
- THAT THING YOU WERE TALKING TO ME ABOUT YESTERDAY
- Darth GW7:
- THE THING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
- Darth GW7:
- I THINK WE HAVE OUR CHARACTER NAMES
- Hjortkayre:
- Hang on a sec
- Hjortkayre is disconnected.
- DM has connected.
- Darth GW7:
- You spelled AM wrong
- DM:
- I know
- DM:
- Other things
- DM:
- Canu was complaining about the length of my name
- DM:
- Hypocrite.
- Darth GW7:
- shall I make a thread about that deus ex video
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Darth GW7:
- And where
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- Are we rolling for init?
- Lampshade:
- Are we in combat?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I believe so, negotiations broke down
- Lampshade:
- Are they hostile?
- Canuhearmenow:
- They want MONEY
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
- Lampshade:
- I'm not giving them any of my money >
- Nirrti:
- i am the INITMASTER
- * Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 8 - 2 = 6
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 10 + 2 = 12
- Lampshade:
- I am the init QUEEN!
- Canuhearmenow:
- I AM THE INIT EMPEROR
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
- Nirrti:
- you're the init peasant
- Lampshade:
- Grim got 9
- Lampshade:
- What is this
- * Jekko rolls: 1d20+3 => 16 + 3 = 19
- Lampshade:
- Oh yay, Jekko goes first
- Lampshade:
- We're saved
- Nirrti:
- the init worm
- DM:
- Darth?
- Nirrti:
- darth thinks rolling init is too mainstream
- Lampshade:
- He's making that thread me thinks
- DM:
- Bloody hell
- Nirrti:
- i can roll for him
- Darth GW7:
- hi
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 18 + 1 = 19
- Darth GW7:
- woo
- Lampshade:
- Darth is second then?
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 4 + 3 = 7
- Canuhearmenow:
- Darth is the Great Sandworm of Arrakis
- Nirrti:
- Darth is the initmaggot
- DM:
- Why all these old literature references?
- Lampshade:
- No idea
- Canuhearmenow:
- Because we're getting to a major plot event
- * DM rolls: d20 => 13
- Lampshade:
- Jekko, go stab them with your dagger
- Lampshade:
- That'll show 'em
- Jekko:
- undead
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 7 + 2 = 9
- Nirrti:
- you mean toothpick
- Lampshade:
- It's barely even that
- Jekko:
- nirrti is closer
- Lampshade:
- But you go first I think
- Jekko:
- banzai!!
- Darth GW7:
- why is hjort rolling all these numbers
- Nirrti:
- enemy init
- Nirrti:
- duh
- Lampshade:
- He wants to know how horribly we will die
- * DM rolls: d20 + 12 => 10 + 12 = 22
- Lampshade:
- Dat mod
- * DM rolls: d8 + 4 => 1 + 4 = 5
- Canuhearmenow:
- That's now it's AC
- Darth GW7:
- critical fail
- DM:
- Right, Jekko's turn.
- Darth GW7:
- how many of us got fucked up the ass
- Nirrti:
- you
- * DM rolls: 2d8 => 12
- Jekko:
- enemy is 5 feet too far
- Nirrti:
- charge
- DM:
- Yeah, up to 2 times your speed.
- Darth GW7:
- Why are you only 20ft speed?
- Jekko:
- will do
- DM:
- Small sie
- Jekko:
- banzai!!
- Darth GW7:
- ah
- Nirrti:
- because racecar
- Darth GW7:
- holy shit
- Darth GW7:
- jekko
- Jekko:
- charge gives?
- Darth GW7:
- how do you have 1k
- Darth GW7:
- ._.
- DM:
- NO REASON
- Nirrti:
- i have 1k too
- Darth GW7:
- what
- Lampshade:
- They didn't spend their money I guess
- Canuhearmenow:
- NO RAISIN
- Lampshade:
- or something
- Darth GW7:
- but we didn't spend much either
- Lampshade:
- Charge gives +2 to attack
- DM:
- NO RAISINS PLEASE.
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Canuhearmenow:
- I am the greetest
- Nirrti:
- no cement
- * Jekko rolls: d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18
- Jekko:
- stab
- Darth GW7:
- *le stab*
- Canuhearmenow:
- He is the spy
- DM:
- That is a hit.
- * Jekko rolls: 1d3 => 3
- Nirrti:
- look at that massive damage
- Lampshade:
- How can we top that?
- Canuhearmenow:
- We can't
- Nirrti:
- i'm going to charge and grapple one of them
- Canuhearmenow:
- Maybe if Nirrti sneezes, but even then
- Canuhearmenow:
- Not too sure
- Canuhearmenow:
- GRAPPLE?
- Canuhearmenow:
- NO
- Nirrti:
- CHARGPPLE
- Jekko:
- just laydown your weapons and walk a way
- DM:
- If Jekko's finished, its Darth's turn.
- Jekko:
- yea
- Lampshade:
- Go get 'em
- Lampshade:
- Oh wait, you can't
- Nirrti:
- man when i get my prestige class
- Darth GW7:
- well
- Nirrti:
- i will spontaneously combust all of the things
- Darth GW7:
- er
- Darth GW7:
- can I charge through people
- Lampshade:
- Including yourself
- DM:
- No, Darth
- DM:
- You have to have a direct path.
- Nirrti:
- chargekick Xannan
- Darth GW7:
- can I move then charge?
- Lampshade:
- no
- DM:
- No
- Darth GW7:
- sigh
- DM:
- Full Round Action
- Nirrti:
- which in turn pushes Ahwassa
- Nirrti:
- it's like that, what was it called
- Nirrti:
- peasant cannon?
- Nirrti:
- except with people
- DM:
- heh
- Darth GW7:
- welp
- Darth GW7:
- I can't do much can I
- Lampshade:
- Nope
- DM:
- Finished?
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Lampshade:
- You can yell at them
- Darth GW7:
- I'm thinking
- Nirrti:
- jump
- Lampshade:
- Throw your sword!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Say something menacing!
- DM:
- That's a surprise.
- Lampshade:
- Taunt!
- Lampshade:
- Demoralize!
- Nirrti:
- dance
- Canuhearmenow:
- Use intimidate!
- Darth GW7:
- Does anyone have fire?
- Nirrti:
- oh but you can't
- Nirrti:
- you can only dance in designated dance zones
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Darth GW7:
- I have fire
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Darth GW7:
- wtf is wrong with me
- Darth GW7:
- OKAY
- DM:
- Darth you BREATHE fire.
- Darth GW7:
- I HAVE IDEA GUYS
- Nirrti:
- throw your shoes at them
- Lampshade:
- Let's hear it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Do the dance outlined in the Steam chat
- Nirrti:
- like that guy in austin powers
- * Z'ar Kor gets out a container of oil
- Darth GW7:
- DO YOU LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
- Darth GW7:
- BECAUSE I SURE DO
- Canuhearmenow:
- Gettin' greased up eh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Kinky
- * Z'ar Kor throws the container at Gorrister
- Nirrti:
- http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhfngnii4t1qbjlqlo1_500.jpg
- Lampshade:
- You need to roll for that methinks
- Nirrti:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- Roll what
- Darth GW7:
- Ranged?
- Canuhearmenow:
- -4
- Nirrti:
- throw
- DM:
- Ranged improv attack
- Canuhearmenow:
- Since it's improvised
- DM:
- I guess.
- Darth GW7:
- +4
- DM:
- ...no.
- Darth GW7:
- no I mean
- Canuhearmenow:
- 0
- Darth GW7:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- in total
- DM:
- Right, right.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 15
- Lampshade:
- Totally gonna work
- Darth GW7:
- IS FIFTEEN ENOUGH?!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Then it's immune to fire
- Darth GW7:
- FIFTEEEEEEEEN
- Lampshade:
- Ye
- Darth GW7:
- what the fuck is it anyway
- Darth GW7:
- holy shit
- Darth GW7:
- I just zoomed in on it
- DM:
- Yes.
- DM:
- It's a Neogi.
- DM:
- :D
- DM:
- You should see how they reproduce. It's horrible.
- Lampshade:
- Neogi?
- DM:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- Are those in the 4e campaign too?
- Lampshade:
- ...what
- DM:
- Yes
- Lampshade:
- I shall knowledge roll on that
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+7 => 5 + 7 = 12
- DM:
- Dungeoneering
- Lampshade:
- aww
- Jekko:
- grim?
- DM:
- That's a hit, Darth.
- DM:
- Grim has it, yes.
- Lampshade:
- What happened to planar knowledge to everything
- Lampshade:
- ooh
- Canuhearmenow:
- WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, LAMP
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
- Lampshade:
- 25 good enough?
- Nirrti:
- no
- Lampshade:
- Dungeoneering by Xannan
- Nirrti:
- you need 25.5
- DM:
- Yup.
- Darth GW7:
- So
- Darth GW7:
- What happened
- Darth GW7:
- c:
- DM:
- You have oiled up the Neogi.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Gonna get that Neogi a gem, Neogi's love gems
- Lampshade:
- It's now oiled up
- Darth GW7:
- woo
- DM:
- Have fun
- Nirrti:
- that oil is fire retardant
- Gorrister:
- AAAH what the HELL man these were clean on this morning
- DM:
- Btw
- DM:
- I'll give you this for free
- DM:
- The Lemures are devils
- DM:
- And are immune
- DM:
- to fire
- Gorrister:
- god DAMN what is wrong with you aaaa
- DM:
- :D
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
- Darth GW7:
- good thing I didn't aim at them
- DM:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- c:
- Lampshade:
- yeah, my roll wouldn't have told that
- DM:
- ...Lamp.
- Lampshade:
- So...
- Lampshade:
- Who's next?
- DM:
- Hang on, knowledge stuff
- DM:
- Neogi's are a race of spiderlike creatures who originate in the Far Realm. They act as planar slavers - they have the ability to control the minds of creatures. As a society, they are cruel, and rutheless - Neogi owning other Neogi is common. However, despite this, they are highly lawful, and willing to engage in contracts with those who present agreeable offers. Some scholars claim that they used to be slaves to the Mind Flayers, in the Far Realm.
- Lampshade:
- So...
- Lampshade:
- We gonna get mind controlled
- Lampshade:
- ...yay
- Nirrti:
- combat music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VwPZjb9S8Q
- DM:
- Darth, for the oil?
- DM:
- Roll 1d3.
- Nirrti:
- darth is going in commando
- Nirrti:
- and grapple
- DM:
- The oily spider thing
- Canuhearmenow:
- So he can breath fire on it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yeah
- Jekko:
- we new that from last weak
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d3 => 2
- Darth GW7:
- well
- Darth GW7:
- that was a 1/3 chance
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh, oh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Speaking of Oil
- Canuhearmenow:
- Roll reflex or else fall prone?
- Darth GW7:
- also
- Jekko:
- so i can backstab these?
- Darth GW7:
- how would I grapple with it
- Jekko:
- yay
- Darth GW7:
- it's covered in OIL
- Nirrti:
- with your arms
- Darth GW7:
- oil is SLIPPERY
- Canuhearmenow:
- Kinky
- Darth GW7:
- or is it sticky
- Canuhearmenow:
- You gotta "anchor" yourself to it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Clearly
- Darth GW7:
- what kind of oil is this
- Nirrti:
- yes
- Darth GW7:
- sticky or slippery
- Nirrti:
- stickery
- DM:
- As one, the lemures surge forward.
- Darth GW7:
- well then I'm DEFINITELY not grappling with it
- Canuhearmenow:
- And then, in the next room
- Canuhearmenow:
- 400 Mind Flayers
- Nirrti:
- no worries
- Darth GW7:
- sup
- Nirrti:
- i'll use my retcon and become cthulhu
- Nirrti:
- i mean uh
- DM:
- :P
- Darth GW7:
- GUYS
- Darth GW7:
- SET THE MAIN GUY ON FIRE
- Darth GW7:
- KK?
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 17 + 2 = 19
- Nirrti:
- set yourself on fire
- Nirrti:
- then grapple it
- * DM rolls: d4 => 1
- Nirrti:
- it can't catch you
- DM:
- 1 DAMAGE
- Darth GW7:
- to who
- DM:
- you
- Nirrti:
- jekk
- Nirrti:
- oh
- Darth GW7:
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
- Nirrti:
- '
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 1 + 2 = 3
- Lampshade:
- How will you survive?
- Darth GW7:
- LOL
- Lampshade:
- Also, hahahaha
- DM:
- The lemure collapses in a pile of goop and love.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wouldn't that be it attacks it's friend?
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- DM:
- No, Canu
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 7 + 2 = 9
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 18 + 2 = 20
- * DM rolls: d4 => 1
- DM:
- Jekko, take 1 damage.
- Darth GW7:
- wow
- DM:
- Canu's turn.
- Darth GW7:
- I'm loving the damage rolls so far
- Canuhearmenow:
- Is it in doubt what I'll use? I gotta get more spells
- Canuhearmenow:
- After this, one more spell
- Canuhearmenow:
- I attack Noagi
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 2d4 + 2 => 5 + 2 = 7
- Darth GW7:
- GORRISTER*
- DM:
- Right.
- DM:
- Anything else?
- Halfred:
- some support would be nice?
- Lampshade:
- Then Xannan?
- DM:
- Mhm
- Elias:
- It's a shame we couldn't negotiate a deal
- Ahwassa:
- Working on it!
- Halfred:
- tis but a scratch
- Lampshade:
- Xannan...
- Lampshade:
- Rapid shoots the neogi
- Darth GW7:
- with fire?
- OMG'ahr:
- Fuck. Negotiating.
- DM:
- Roll to attack then.
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 17 + 6 = 23
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
- Darth GW7:
- er
- * Lampshade rolls: d8 => 7
- DM:
- Right
- Darth GW7:
- I do believe that first one hit
- Lampshade:
- 7 damage
- Lampshade:
- No point blank bonus
- Darth GW7:
- Don't you get a DEX bonus or anything?
- DM:
- Not for damage
- Lampshade:
- Rapid shooting is -2 on attack
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Jekko:
- and the second hited ahwassas back
- Darth GW7:
- Melee attacks get a damage bonus
- Darth GW7:
- no it wasn't a crit fail
- Darth GW7:
- just a very bad miss
- Lampshade:
- Who's next?
- DM:
- Me
- DM:
- Hang on.
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 12 + 4 = 16
- DM:
- vs 11 Touch, I think.
- DM:
- Darth.
- Lampshade:
- ?
- Lampshade:
- What was that
- Darth GW7:
- hallo
- DM:
- MAGIC
- Darth GW7:
- what of it
- Lampshade:
- What happened?
- Canuhearmenow:
- We are NOW getting attacked by MAGIC!
- Darth GW7:
- also how can it be touching me
- Darth GW7:
- I'm not at touch distance
- Canuhearmenow:
- ranged
- Darth GW7:
- STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE
- Canuhearmenow:
- ranged touch
- DM:
- Darth, make a will save.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 10
- Lampshade:
- This gonna be good...
- Darth GW7:
- oh boy
- DM:
- Ahahaha
- Jekko:
- brb food
- DM:
- Ooh boy
- Lampshade:
- Your will save is 0?
- Darth GW7:
- MAKE GOOD USE OF THE OIL I GAVE YOU
- Lampshade:
- Haha
- Darth GW7:
- I have -1 wisdom
- Darth GW7:
- er
- Lampshade:
- You're not very smart
- Darth GW7:
- wisdom MOD
- DM whispers: And now you are Dominated. Congratulations!
- DM:
- Shanto runs in and hits things, I assume?
- Jekko:
- int is for smartnes
- Lampshade:
- Probably
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yes
- Lampshade:
- Fine, Darth doesn't know anything
- Lampshade:
- Z'ar*
- Darth GW7:
- I know things
- Canuhearmenow:
- IT'S PRONE
- Canuhearmenow:
- Coup it
- DM:
- Okay
- Darth GW7:
- I just lack... application?
- Lampshade:
- Why is it prone?
- DM:
- It's basically going to die anyway.
- Canuhearmenow:
- crit 1
- Lampshade:
- Oh right
- DM:
- Lamp's turn
- Lampshade:
- You didn't hit it?
- Lampshade:
- ah
- You whisper to DM: Tell me if you want me to do anything superficial
- DM whispers: Not now.
- You whisper to DM: That is, talking or whatever
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
- DM:
- Stop
- DM:
- Darth
- Lampshade:
- ?
- DM:
- Make an AoO.
- Darth GW7:
- uh, okay
- Lampshade:
- oh....
- Lampshade:
- shit
- Lampshade:
- You bastard!
- DM whispers: FIGHT.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh god
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+6 => 6 + 6 = 12
- Canuhearmenow:
- Ohhhhhhhhh god
- Lampshade:
- HAHA!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nice
- Lampshade:
- Is Ellen going to die now?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Why does Ahwassa only have 13 AC
- Lampshade:
- Shit dex
- DM:
- Shit Dex
- DM:
- heh
- DM:
- RIght, continue
- * Lampshade rolls: 2d6+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- Lamp rolled previously
- Canuhearmenow:
- oh nvm
- DM:
- Hm?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nvm
- Canuhearmenow:
- Thought that was a to hit roll
- Lampshade:
- Did Ellen now die?
- DM:
- Yeap
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 1 + 5 = 6
- Darth GW7:
- derp
- DM:
- Like to point out
- DM:
- Coup is a full round action
- Elias:
- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU DAMN LIZARD?
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 19 + 3 = 22
- Elias:
- We. Don't. Hit. Allies
- * DM rolls: d6 + 3 => 4 + 3 = 7
- DM:
- Jekko, take 7 damage.
- Darth GW7:
- what do you mean full round action :v
- DM:
- An action
- DM:
- That takes a full round.
- DM:
- Duh
- Lampshade:
- So you can't move and do it
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- Nirrti's turn
- Nirrti:
- finally
- Jekko:
- where did my turn go?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can only make on AoO per round
- Canuhearmenow:
- And yeah for Jekko
- DM:
- You... went first.
- DM:
- Yes, Canu.
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+9 => 12 + 9 = 21
- Canuhearmenow:
- Cleave time?
- DM:
- Not in range
- DM:
- Cough
- Nirrti:
- no position to cleave
- Canuhearmenow:
- 5 ft step
- Nirrti:
- nope
- Canuhearmenow:
- Is allowed under Cleave
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh
- Lampshade:
- Why didn't you hit the big dude?
- DM:
- Technically small sized.
- Nirrti:
- because racecar
- DM:
- That's a hit, obviously.
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+7+1 => 7 + 7 + 1 = 15
- Canuhearmenow:
- That can't be a kill
- DM:
- Jekko.
- Jekko:
- any way to flank whit out getting aoo
- Darth GW7:
- Five foot step
- Lampshade:
- There are no allies near it, so you can't flank it
- Darth GW7:
- I suggest that way
- Darth GW7:
- not.. right into gorrister
- Canuhearmenow:
- But you can hit Gorrister then!
- Lampshade:
- Yeah!
- Darth GW7:
- Someone set him on fire already
- Darth GW7:
- don't waste my oil
- Lampshade:
- With what?
- Darth GW7:
- ...flint and steel?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Torch
- Lampshade:
- We haven't lit any
- Darth GW7:
- yes you did
- * Jekko rolls: d20+2 => 19 + 2 = 21
- DM:
- What was that?
- Jekko:
- crit
- Canuhearmenow:
- niiiiice
- Lampshade:
- Is it a crit?
- Darth GW7:
- how else have you been walking around a dark cathedral
- Lampshade:
- confirm
- Jekko:
- crit
- * Jekko rolls: d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
- Lampshade:
- Hmm, true
- DM:
- Confirmed.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Crit confirmed
- Canuhearmenow:
- 2d3, oh no
- Lampshade:
- Now, witness the massive damage of 2d3!
- DM:
- Shanto was carrying torches.
- Lampshade:
- Are any lit?
- Darth GW7:
- no more throwing torches guys
- Canuhearmenow:
- Shanto goes Tibetan monk
- Darth GW7:
- goddman
- * Jekko rolls: 2d3 => 4
- Darth GW7:
- WOW
- Darth GW7:
- HOLY SHIT
- Canuhearmenow:
- Aka he lights himself on fire
- Darth GW7:
- FOUR DAMAGE
- DM:
- Sigh
- Darth GW7:
- THAT'S AMAZING
- DM:
- Jekko, are you done?
- Jekko:
- yea
- Jekko:
- sorry eating horse
- Darth GW7:
- That sounded contemptuous
- DM:
- When did that one die?
- Darth GW7:
- "...wow, you did four damage. are you done?"
- Canuhearmenow:
- It fell prone
- Lampshade:
- You said it died
- Canuhearmenow:
- Shanto hit it
- Lampshade:
- To shanto
- DM:
- Shanto didn't
- DM:
- He crit failed.
- Lampshade:
- Oh....
- DM:
- He couldn't coup.
- Nirrti:
- gj lamp
- Lampshade:
- ??
- Lampshade:
- Watdidido
- Nirrti:
- everything wrong
- Gorrister whispers: Now... fight. Kill the mageling for me.
- Lampshade:
- :
- Lampshade:
- * Z'ar Kor turns to Elias
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 3 + 8 = 11
- Lampshade:
- Nope
- Canuhearmenow:
- Narrowly missed
- Lampshade:
- Again
- DM:
- ffs Darth
- Lampshade:
- Haha
- DM:
- You make the worst Enslaved warrior.
- Darth GW7:
- For being bad at killing my allies?
- Darth GW7:
- Sorry!
- Lampshade:
- I should buff Darth with something to make it challenging
- Canuhearmenow:
- Darth
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 14 + 2 = 16
- Nirrti:
- should've enslaved me
- Canuhearmenow:
- You had a +8
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 4 + 2 = 6
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- Nirrti:
- everyone would be dead
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- Lampshade:
- Should I enlarge Darth?
- Nirrti:
- in the name of khorne
- Darth GW7:
- I get bad rolls WHEN IT COUNTS!
- * DM rolls: d4 => 2
- DM:
- Jekko, 2 more damage.
- Darth GW7:
- why four attack rolls?
- Jekko:
- 9 hp
- DM:
- Two attacks each
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- I guess they have two
- DM:
- Canu.
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 2d4 + 2 => 5 + 2 = 7
- Nirrti:
- they have two arms you know
- Canuhearmenow:
- Naogti
- Canuhearmenow:
- Now out of spells
- Darth GW7:
- so do I but I can't attack twice in a turn
- Lampshade:
- You have shield on the other
- Nirrti:
- yes but you're a silly dragonborn
- Darth GW7:
- you can't attack twice in a turn either
- Lampshade:
- If you used fists, you could attack twice
- Nirrti:
- i can if i get good rolls
- Nirrti:
- cleave
- Canuhearmenow:
- What if you cast fist?
- Nirrti:
- hah
- DM:
- Grim's turn.
- DM:
- ...Lamp?
- Lampshade:
- oh right
- Lampshade:
- sorry
- Lampshade:
- spaced out
- Jekko:
- heal?
- Lampshade:
- rapid shooting the mind controlling freak
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 16 + 6 = 22
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
- DM:
- Not moving first?
- Lampshade:
- Rapid shooting is a full round I think
- DM:
- True
- DM:
- One hit
- * Lampshade rolls: d8 => 7
- Lampshade:
- Dea vu
- Lampshade:
- Deja vu*
- Canuhearmenow:
- Every hit
- Canuhearmenow:
- We did on that Naogi
- Canuhearmenow:
- Was 7
- Lampshade:
- Haha
- Darth GW7:
- Btw are we going to look for someone to replace shanto?
- Lampshade:
- What is this shit
- Darth GW7:
- Or are we continuing normally
- Lampshade:
- Normally imo
- Canuhearmenow:
- We're cannibalizing him Darth
- DM:
- Probably not. 6 is as good number as any.
- Lampshade:
- We're pretty full
- Darth GW7:
- that's if you count grim
- Lampshade:
- we have 5.5 members
- Darth GW7:
- he doesn't show up enough to count
- Darth GW7:
- :|
- DM:
- Lamp
- Canuhearmenow:
- And when he does he forgets to post
- * DM rolls: d20 + 7 => 3 + 7 = 10
- DM:
- Aw
- Lampshade:
- Hah
- Darth GW7:
- wow it's running away scared
- Lampshade:
- lemme try a will save for the lulz
- Darth GW7:
- bless
- Jekko:
- hey
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Jekko:
- 5.5?
- Lampshade:
- or what was that attack
- DM:
- It wasn't magic
- DM:
- That was a crossbow bolt.
- Lampshade:
- What?
- Canuhearmenow:
- How is that thing still alive
- Lampshade:
- Who shot me?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Skullington
- Lampshade:
- That traitorous bastard....
- DM:
- Shanto attacks again, I guess.
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 15 + 1 = 16
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 7 + 1 = 8
- * DM rolls: d6 + 3 => 2 + 3 = 5
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- Lamp's turn.
- Lampshade:
- CHAAARGE!
- Lampshade:
- Can I?
- DM:
- Sure
- DM:
- Darth
- DM:
- Make an AoO
- Lampshade:
- oh shit
- Darth GW7:
- When do I get to save
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Lampshade:
- This better not hit, lizardboy!
- DM:
- Tomorrow.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 13 + 8 = 21
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- hue
- DM:
- That's a hit.
- Lampshade:
- You asshole
- DM:
- roll for damage.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
- DM:
- Right Lamp, roll to attack.
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
- Lampshade:
- wait, it's a 9
- Lampshade:
- still nothing I guess
- DM:
- Right.
- DM:
- Nirrti's turn.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Ahwassa gon die
- Nirrti:
- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
- Lampshade:
- Bullshit, I never die
- Nirrti:
- can i kill z'ar
- Darth GW7:
- Not from there you can't
- Nirrti:
- oh how i want to kill z'ar
- Nirrti:
- i'm going to 5ft step all over your ugly face
- Darth GW7:
- also someone set it on fire already god damn
- Lampshade:
- We can't!
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+9 => 2 + 9 = 11
- Nirrti:
- gj
- Darth GW7:
- YOU HAVE A TORCH LAMP
- Darth GW7:
- A TORCH
- DM:
- That's a miss.
- Nirrti:
- gotta love my rolls when they matter
- Darth GW7:
- AND A FLINT AND STEEL
- DM:
- Jekko's turn.
- Lampshade:
- Hey, can I light my torch and throw it as full round action?
- Darth GW7:
- throw it?
- Darth GW7:
- You're RIGHT NEXT TO IT
- Lampshade:
- Or hit with it
- Lampshade:
- Whateveer
- DM:
- Yeah
- Lampshade:
- I'll do that then
- DM:
- Except
- DM:
- Oil lasts for 2 rounds
- DM:
- :P
- Darth GW7:
- GOD GUYS YOU SUCK
- Lampshade:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- Shut up
- DM:
- Jekko's turn.
- Darth GW7:
- YOU TOOK SO LONG IT FAILED
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Darth GW7:
- it's only been one round so far?
- Lampshade:
- Mister "I got mind controlled"
- DM:
- By the time Lamp's next turn comes round.
- Darth GW7:
- THERE'S STILL TIME
- Darth GW7:
- SOMEONE
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Darth GW7:
- No there should be more time than that
- Darth GW7:
- I did it on my turn
- DM:
- Which is next.
- Darth GW7:
- Next time it's my turn that'll be one round
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah
- DM:
- Darth
- DM:
- No
- DM:
- It'll be two.
- Darth GW7:
- Why
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- I've only had one turn
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- DM:
- YOU ATTACKED CANU
- Darth GW7:
- I didn't get to save
- Darth GW7:
- wtf
- DM:
- :D
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait what
- Lampshade:
- That's a feat or talent or something
- Darth GW7:
- I should get to save
- Lampshade:
- You don't have it naturally
- DM whispers: A save every 24 hours. :D
- You whisper to DM: fffff
- DM:
- Anyway
- DM:
- Jekko.
- You whisper to DM: that's bullshit and OP and I hate this game and I'm leaving
- DM whispers: Bye bye.
- * Jekko rolls: d20+2 => 1 + 2 = 3
- Lampshade:
- lol
- DM:
- ...roll for damage.
- DM:
- and then roll a d100.
- Nirrti:
- i think that's gonna hit me
- * Jekko rolls: 1d3 => 2
- Nirrti:
- how will i live with such damage
- * Jekko rolls: d100 => 81
- Nirrti:
- maybe i'll pay it back
- DM:
- Right, yeah, Nirrti, take 2 damage.
- DM:
- Darth's turn
- Darth GW7:
- Okay I think I'll-
- Darth GW7:
- oh.
- DM whispers: Save me, you fool!
- Lampshade:
- Nope
- Darth GW7:
- Ooh.
- Darth GW7:
- This could be interesting
- DM whispers: Kill the priestess!
- Lampshade:
- Attack Shanto!
- Lampshade:
- He is our most valuable member!
- Darth GW7:
- anything happen?
- DM whispers: Just a note, you don't actually have free will at this point
- DM:
- Yeah, Canu and Shanto can make an AoO
- Canuhearmenow:
- With what
- Darth GW7:
- If they choose
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- DM:
- FIST
- Nirrti:
- grapple
- Nirrti:
- GRAPPLE
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 - 1 => 6 - 1 = 5
- Darth GW7:
- would you guys attack me?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Hurr hurr
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 4 + 3 = 7
- Nirrti:
- GRAPPLEEEEEEEEE
- Darth GW7:
- well
- Darth GW7:
- that was successful
- Darth GW7:
- sup lamp
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 18 + 8 = 26
- DM:
- :D
- Darth GW7:
- SUP LAMP
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
- Darth GW7:
- SUP LAMP
- Lampshade:
- Well hello that
- Lampshade:
- Fuck you
- Jekko:
- lamp is dead
- DM:
- Dying
- DM:
- Gawd
- Canuhearmenow:
- Dying
- DM:
- There's a difference
- * Z'ar Kor thinks "Bahamut forgive me"
- DM:
- You can't
- Nirrti:
- i'll forgive you
- DM:
- :D
- Lampshade:
- Hey Darth
- Nirrti:
- with my AXEEeeeeeeeeeee
- * Z'ar Kor or maybe not
- Lampshade:
- Do you like getting healed?
- * Z'ar Kor sup bahamut
- Darth GW7:
- guys
- Darth GW7:
- gorrister must speak common
- Darth GW7:
- NEGOTIATE!
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 7 + 2 = 9
- Nirrti:
- fuck.
- Nirrti:
- negotiating.
- Canuhearmenow:
- I TRIED
- Lampshade:
- The time for words is over!
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- Darth GW7:
- The time for dying has come!
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 14 + 2 = 16
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 9 + 2 = 11
- * DM rolls: d4 => 3
- DM:
- Nirrti, take 3 damage.
- DM whispers: Make a will save, +2 bonus.
- DM whispers: ...
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+2 => 7 + 2 = 9
- Darth GW7:
- nope
- Lampshade:
- Who next?
- DM:
- Canu
- Halfred:
- the lizzard has gone mad!
- Elias:
- Gods damn you Z'ar!
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 19 + 3 = 22
- Lampshade:
- I'd like to answer "No shit" but I'm uncoscious
- DM:
- What... was that?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Crossbow
- DM:
- Right
- Canuhearmenow:
- Naogi
- Lampshade:
- confirm
- Lampshade:
- crit
- Darth GW7:
- that wasn't actually an attack roll
- Darth GW7:
- just so you know
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 20 + 3 = 23
- Lampshade:
- ahaha
- Darth GW7:
- oh my
- DM:
- Well
- DM:
- Roll for Crit
- Canuhearmenow:
- Is that another crit
- Canuhearmenow:
- ?
- DM:
- No
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 4 + 3 = 7
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait wait
- DM:
- What
- Lampshade:
- roll the damage
- Canuhearmenow:
- I got the 19 last time
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oooh
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 2d8 => 9
- DM:
- Right
- Canuhearmenow:
- ...
- * Elias reloads
- DM:
- Grim's turn.
- Darth GW7:
- Reload doctor freeman
- Darth GW7:
- GUYS
- Darth GW7:
- SET HIM ON FIRE
- Darth GW7:
- SET HIM ON FIREEEEE
- Lampshade:
- We fucking can't!
- Canuhearmenow:
- You're gonna coup Ahwassa aren't you
- Darth GW7:
- god you guys are shit at this game
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+8 => 1 + 8 = 9
- Darth GW7:
- you have torches use them
- Darth GW7:
- GOD
- DM:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- Fuck you Grim
- DM:
- Grim might.
- DM:
- Lamp, roll a d100.
- * Lampshade rolls: d100 => 60
- DM:
- Roll for damage.
- * Lampshade rolls: d8 => 4
- Lampshade:
- So what should I reroll as?
- DM:
- Something competent.
- Darth GW7:
- unlike grim?
- DM:
- Shanto takes 4 damage
- Lampshade:
- Phew
- Jekko:
- shanto is human shield
- Canuhearmenow:
- The front of Shanto's head erupts in brain matter and skull fragment as the arrow bursts forth
- * Gorrister Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards
- DM:
- Haha, what
- * DM rolls: d20 + 7 => 9 + 7 = 16
- Darth GW7:
- AoO from lamp!
- DM:
- vs Canu
- Darth GW7:
- oh wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- Dead
- Darth GW7:
- Dying*
- Canuhearmenow:
- nvm
- Canuhearmenow:
- It's a hit DM
- * DM rolls: d8 => 4
- Canuhearmenow:
- Done
- DM:
- Make a fortitude save.
- Canuhearmenow:
- 4 HP left
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 13 + 2 = 15
- DM:
- Shanto's turn
- Lampshade:
- Hey Canu
- Canuhearmenow:
- What
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 12 + 3 = 15
- Lampshade:
- Remember when I said we should erest and you opened that door?
- Lampshade:
- That was fun
- DM:
- Lamp's turn.
- * Lampshade rolls: d20 => 7
- Lampshade:
- I bleed
- Darth GW7:
- well bled
- DM:
- OH GOD THE BLOOD
- Nirrti:
- for your panini
- DM:
- :D
- Lampshade:
- Can I ask for a divine intervention from Kord?
- DM:
- Yes
- Canuhearmenow:
- How
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh
- Lampshade:
- Cool
- Nirrti:
- ask divine intervention from khorne
- Lampshade:
- He'd kill me
- more blod:
- Hey blood!
- Nirrti:
- not necessarily
- blod:
- Hey blood!
- Nirrti:
- if you offered enough blood
- Lampshade:
- Blod
- Lampshade:
- Anyways
- Lampshade:
- Continue onwards
- Lampshade:
- I hope someone has healing potions
- Jekko:
- nope
- DM:
- Nirrti's turn
- Nirrti:
- can i hit jekko
- Jekko:
- nope
- Canuhearmenow:
- Kill the Naogi
- Canuhearmenow:
- And the mind control ends
- Nirrti:
- kill both?
- Lampshade:
- Kill the Naogi
- Nirrti:
- aoo
- DM:
- Yea
- DM:
- 4 damage
- DM:
- OH GOD
- Darth GW7:
- SO MUCH BLOD
- Nirrti:
- no, but i'd lose the turn without doing anything
- Nirrti:
- well i guess i'll try
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti
- Nirrti:
- because you guys are failing
- Canuhearmenow:
- You have 31 HP
- DM:
- Beat it to death with Lamp's dying body.
- * DM rolls: d0 + 2 => Invalid expression: d0 + 2.
- Nirrti:
- can i?
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 10 + 2 = 12
- Darth GW7:
- DM failed
- Darth GW7:
- insta win
- DM:
- Continue
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+9 => 11 + 9 = 20
- DM:
- That's a hit
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+7+1 => 6 + 7 + 1 = 14
- Lampshade:
- It better be fucking dead now
- Nirrti:
- damn
- DM:
- Nope
- Nirrti:
- i could've hit z'ar
- Nirrti:
- and then he'd gone down aswell
- DM whispers: I will end your life if you keep this up
- Nirrti:
- you guys suck
- Canuhearmenow:
- How much HP does this thing have
- You whisper to DM: ^.^
- DM:
- Jekko's turn
- Canuhearmenow:
- We've done like....
- * Jekko rolls: d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
- Canuhearmenow:
- 37 + 14
- Dragon:
- rrerr
- Jekko:
- why!!
- DM:
- You've done 54 damage.
- DM:
- Darth
- Darth GW7:
- Yeeeessss?
- Nirrti:
- kill urself
- Darth GW7:
- okay
- DM whispers: Will save, then attack Nirrti.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+2 => 2 + 2 = 4
- Lampshade:
- Hah
- Darth GW7:
- wh... why do you hate me
- DM:
- Continue the killing
- Nirrti:
- because khorne
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22
- Darth GW7:
- sup nirrti
- Nirrti:
- sup
- DM:
- Roll for damage.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+5 => 16 + 5 = 21
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Nirrti:
- i'm going to cleave your ass into oblivion next round FYI
- Lampshade:
- Who made this blod?
- Darth GW7:
- never-
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
- DM:
- Nirrti, take 11 damage.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti
- Canuhearmenow:
- Doubtful
- Darth GW7:
- You did lamp
- Canuhearmenow:
- That assumes you kill the Naogi
- Darth GW7:
- you're bleding
- Nirrti:
- no
- Nirrti:
- i'm going to actually cleave the naogi
- DM:
- Neogi.
- Nirrti:
- whatever
- Darth GW7:
- prince abubu
- Darth GW7:
- BuBWAH
- Darth GW7:
- whatever
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 1 + 2 = 3
- DM:
- Jekko, make an AoO
- Nirrti:
- see, i'm going to put z'ar down
- * Jekko rolls: d20+2 => 19 + 2 = 21
- Jekko:
- crit
- Darth GW7:
- nice
- * Jekko rolls: d20+2 => 6 + 2 = 8
- DM:
- Roll for damage.
- Darth GW7:
- we keep doing this
- DM:
- No crit.
- Darth GW7:
- critting then getting shit crit rolls
- Nirrti:
- hey i haven't gotten even one crit so
- Nirrti:
- no wait i have
- Nirrti:
- one crit
- Nirrti:
- exactly one crit
- DM:
- How many crits are there?
- Lampshade:
- That's what you get for using a greataxe
- Nirrti:
- billions and billions
- Jekko:
- aoo count as sneak attack?
- DM:
- No
- Nirrti:
- yeah well make me a sandwich and bleed on it
- * Jekko rolls: 1d3 => 3
- Jekko:
- dead?
- Darth GW7:
- nice
- Darth GW7:
- full damage
- DM:
- The lemure explodes into a pile of giblets and lost memories.
- Nirrti:
- must've been one hell of a hit
- DM:
- Canu's turn./
- Nirrti:
- considering the weapon is like the size of a fucking toothpick
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 3 + 3 = 6
- * Elias reloads
- Canuhearmenow:
- NOPE
- DM:
- Grim's turn
- DM:
- Lamp
- Lampshade:
- Rapid shot!
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 13 + 6 = 19
- * Lampshade rolls: d8 => 3
- DM:
- 1 hit
- DM:
- ok
- Lampshade:
- Neogi
- * DM rolls: d20 + 7 => 3 + 7 = 10
- DM:
- Right
- * DM rolls: d20 +1 => 15 + 1 = 16
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 14 + 1 = 15
- Nirrti:
- i hope it doesn't die yet
- Nirrti:
- i really want to land a successful hit on z'ar
- Nirrti:
- might do it even if it dies
- * DM rolls: d6 + 3 => 2 + 3 = 5
- DM:
- Lamp's turn
- * Lampshade rolls: d20 => 15
- Lampshade:
- I bleed
- DM:
- :P
- Lampshade:
- Guys, four more round and I'm dead for realz
- Canuhearmenow:
- I think we'll still be going at this for 4 rounds
- Lampshade:
- Nirrti, you got any rage left?
- Nirrti:
- all of it
- DM:
- Roll a d100 lamp
- * Lampshade rolls: d100 => 16
- Lampshade:
- That can't be good
- DM:
- Roll another
- * Lampshade rolls: d100 => 55
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- Nirrti's turn.
- Nirrti:
- guys, i hope you won't hate me for this, but i'm seriously going to hit z'ar
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+9 => 1 + 9 = 10
- Nirrti:
- well
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Nirrti:
- apparently not
- Canuhearmenow:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- good one
- Lampshade:
- Nope
- Canuhearmenow:
- Accidentally hit Neogi
- DM:
- Roll for damage.
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+7+1 => 5 + 7 + 1 = 13
- Nirrti:
- figures the one thing i actually want to do fails
- DM:
- ...
- DM:
- Um.
- DM:
- This is...
- Darth GW7:
- he killed the neogi?
- DM:
- yeah.
- Darth GW7:
- OH WOW
- Lampshade:
- haha
- DM:
- Oh dear.
- Nirrti:
- damnit
- DM:
- Well done... I. I think?
- DM:
- Do... do you get xp for that?
- Nirrti:
- i get all of the XP
- DM whispers: You come back to reason.
- Nirrti:
- it was a clever ruse
- DM:
- AH OF COURSE
- Z'ar Kor:
- Er.
- Elias:
- You there Ahwassa? Say something!
- OMG'ahr:
- I uh... I meant to do that
- Z'ar Kor:
- What just happened?
- Ahwassa:
- ...
- Elias:
- You idiot just killed our Cleric!
- * Ahwassa bleeds.
- Z'ar Kor:
- I, uh, what?
- Lampshade:
- Do I roll?
- * blod goes everywhere.
- Lampshade:
- For bleeding?
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 13 + 1 = 14
- Canuhearmenow:
- Heal?
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 4
- Nirrti:
- can i roll to punch z'ar
- Jekko:
- fail
- DM:
- Urm
- * Z'ar Kor faints
- Jekko:
- need 15
- Nirrti:
- yes
- Nirrti:
- oh
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
- Nirrti:
- i can kick z'ar
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
- Lampshade:
- Shanto, save me
- Elias:
- Skin 'em alive, Omg, I'm sure we could use the leather for boots
- * Jekko rolls: d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
- OMG'ahr:
- What me? who do you think I am, a hunter?
- DM:
- Canu stops Ahwassa from dying of blood loss.
- Elias:
- So it'll be messy
- Lampshade:
- He does?
- * Elias finishes bandaging up Ahwassa
- DM:
- Heal check
- DM:
- Sure
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- She still isn't conscious.
- Nirrti:
- so how much xp
- Jekko:
- i thought you need 15
- Lampshade:
- shhh
- DM:
- Hm?
- DM:
- Oh, 14.
- DM:
- Right
- Lampshade:
- Gee thanks
- DM:
- Lamp is still dying.
- Nirrti:
- how about i roll to heal instead
- Canuhearmenow:
- Great job Jekko
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
- DM:
- You can roll to assist.
- Nirrti:
- see
- Nirrti:
- that's how a barbarian heals
- Nirrti:
- by hitting with an axe
- Lampshade:
- Shanto?
- Jekko:
- ill assis the sorere
- Jekko:
- *sorcerer
- Jekko:
- so it makes it 15
- Lampshade:
- Hey, DM
- Lampshade:
- Make shanto roll
- Jekko:
- 16
- DM:
- Make a heal check Jekko
- Jekko:
- it gives 2
- * Jekko rolls: d20+1 => 14 + 1 = 15
- Jekko:
- well that did it
- DM:
- That works.
- DM:
- No more blood everywhere oh god you can never wash it away oh god.
- Lampshade:
- Hey, this might sound crazy
- Lampshade:
- But I think we should rest
- Nirrti:
- fuck rest
- Nirrti:
- i'm going to go kick open the next door
- Halfred:
- i think she will make it elias
- Elias:
- You need to work on your damnable ability to resist mind control, Z'ar
- Elias:
- Next time this happens? I don't care how much pleading you do
- * Z'ar Kor is still blacked out
- * Z'ar Kor for dramatic effect
- OMG'ahr:
- Hey the lizard can't do anything about it, he's just such a weak mind
- DM:
- I would like to point out
- Elias:
- Let's just rest here
- DM:
- You don't go back up to full health after a rest.
- Lampshade:
- To what hp then?
- DM:
- You're level 3 right?
- Lampshade:
- Ye
- * Halfred shuts the door
- Nirrti:
- i will eat all of my rations
- Nirrti:
- eating food always restores HP
- Darth GW7:
- ALL OF THE RATIONS
- DM:
- You get 3 health.
- Darth GW7:
- what
- Lampshade:
- O yay...
- Lampshade:
- Right, so we double rest
- DM:
- I'd be willing to homerule it if you guys want.
- Nirrti:
- maybe i should eat the other axe too
- Lampshade:
- With me healing everyone in between
- DM:
- Because that
- DM:
- seems kinda
- DM:
- y'know.
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Lampshade:
- All that would do
- DM:
- Will we have a vote?
- Lampshade:
- Is making us double rest
- Lampshade:
- And I heal everyone to full
- more blod:
- Nooooo! my brothers!
- Lampshade:
- I say full hp from rest
- * Darth GW7 snif
- Darth GW7:
- they will be missed
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 20 + 4 = 24
- Nirrti:
- we just rest a really long time
- Nirrti:
- like
- Nirrti:
- a week
- Canuhearmenow:
- That was search
- Nirrti:
- without waking up
- Canuhearmenow:
- Neogi and the others
- Canuhearmenow:
- And around generally
- Canuhearmenow:
- Also shouldn't have been a +4
- Canuhearmenow:
- Just a +1
- DM:
- Well, the huge orbs on the wall are humming along quite nicely.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait no, +3
- Darth GW7:
- wait what
- Lampshade:
- Take them!
- Darth GW7:
- also
- Darth GW7:
- canu
- Halfred:
- greedy sorcerer
- Darth GW7:
- it was a critical success
- Darth GW7:
- you nub
- Canuhearmenow:
- I know
- Canuhearmenow:
- Waiting for results
- Lampshade:
- Not for skills
- Darth GW7:
- also
- Darth GW7:
- what orbs
- DM:
- The huge orbs in the wall
- Darth GW7:
- orbs?
- Darth GW7:
- GUYS
- DM:
- I mentioned them when you first entered the room.
- Darth GW7:
- THEY MIGHT BE IMPORTANT
- Darth GW7:
- LET'S SMASH THEM
- DM:
- Shall we just have full heal after a rest, then?
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Lampshade:
- Yes
- Lampshade:
- Please
- Darth GW7:
- After a long rest I suppose
- Jekko:
- half heal?
- Darth GW7:
- or a decent rest
- Canuhearmenow:
- Also how much XP?
- Lampshade:
- Ye
- DM:
- 500 xp
- Elias:
- Hey guys
- Nirrti:
- do i get any extra for my clever ruse
- Elias:
- This Neogi has some gold on him
- Halfred:
- gold music to my ears
- Elias:
- 2k gold!
- Lampshade:
- ooh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Split between five people
- DM:
- You see Canu put the orb he took from the previous room into one of the empty sockets.
- DM:
- The Cathedral begins to shake.
- Canuhearmenow:
- GRiM, Nirrti, Lamp, Jekko
- Canuhearmenow:
- And me
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Darth GW7:
- Hey, uh
- Darth GW7:
- I think you missed someone
- Nirrti:
- excellent idea
- Canuhearmenow:
- You were a detriment to the team
- Jekko:
- yes it is
- Darth GW7:
- I threw oil!
- Darth GW7:
- You just didn't utilise it
- Lampshade:
- lol
- Canuhearmenow:
- And almost killed our Cleric
- Canuhearmenow:
- And me
- Darth GW7:
- not my fault
- Canuhearmenow:
- And Nirrti
- Nirrti:
- me?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Elias is a cold bastard
- Nirrti:
- that wasn't even close
- Nirrti:
- i was closer to killing him than he was me
- Canuhearmenow:
- 400 gp for errbody
- Lampshade:
- Not Z'ar tho
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yeah
- Canuhearmenow:
- not Z'ar
- Canuhearmenow:
- Luckily he's unconscious
- Darth GW7:
- fuck this I'm leaving
- Jekko:
- dont make the host angry
- Nirrti:
- not our fault he's got a weak mind
- Canuhearmenow:
- If anyone wants to give up some of their gold
- Canuhearmenow:
- Then be my guest then
- Nirrti:
- nope
- Lampshade:
- Over my dead body
- Nirrti:
- well you're close enough for that
- Nirrti:
- i'll take your gold too
- Lampshade:
- Nirrti:
- DM:
- So, what's going on?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Sorry Darth, just sorta a throwback to when you guys almost beat me up for that Draconic tablet
- Darth GW7:
- Uh
- Lampshade:
- We divided up the gold in a fair way
- Darth GW7:
- Wasn't I the one who negotiated with you then?
- Darth GW7:
- And actually helped you figure out what it was?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yup!
- Nirrti:
- wasn't it me who didn't give fucks about it
- Darth GW7:
- By, y'know, reading draconic?
- Darth GW7:
- Wasn't that the tablet that got us more loot?
- Darth GW7:
- Wasn't that the tablet that got you scrolls and a potion?
- Nirrti:
- wasn't it you who put the cleric in critical condition
- Darth GW7:
- I have a bad memory for these things clearly
- Halfred:
- hey elias give me the orb
- Elias:
- Too late, already inserted it
- Halfred:
- you did?
- * Elias looks at Z'ar, and grumply walks over to him
- Halfred:
- that was fast
- * Elias gives Z'ar 200 gp
- Z'ar Kor:
- What is this for?
- Darth GW7:
- hue
- Elias:
- Part of your share, even though you were trying to kill us
- Elias:
- Just remember if this happens again, we're going to try and kill you
- Z'ar Kor:
- Er... What actually happened?
- Darth GW7:
- Do I actually remember it at all
- Jekko:
- so are we rested?
- Elias:
- Your simple mind couldn't take the Neogi's mind control, and proceeded to assault your own friends
- Elias:
- You almost killed Ahwassa
- Z'ar Kor:
- Ah. Oh dear. Is she alright?
- Elias:
- No thanks to you, but yes
- DM whispers: It's hazy, but you remember surges of anger and hate towards someone who looks familiar.
- DM:
- I assume so, Jekko.
- Z'ar Kor:
- You can't honestly blame me for that, can you? I had no choice in the matter.
- Lampshade:
- New spells!
- Elias:
- You lacked the will to resist, which is enough blame
- Darth GW7:
- magic
- Darth GW7:
- *snort snort*
- Z'ar Kor:
- Hrm. If you say so.
- Halfred:
- lets move on guys ill cheack the door
- Elias:
- Wait!
- DM:
- As you walk up to the door, it opens before you. There is a corridor lined with statues of armoured figures. The pair closest to you begin to emit light from their helmets.
- * Elias moves to the orbs
- * Elias unscrews a few of them and gently places them next to their pedestals
- Halfred:
- sorcere come here
- DM:
- The humming noise quietens.
- Darth GW7:
- Can we make it play a tune?
- * Elias keeps one of the orbs in his pack
- Nirrti:
- SONG OF STORMS
- Darth GW7:
- Just take out orbs and put them back in a random order
- Darth GW7:
- X A Y X A Y
- Canuhearmenow:
- I CAST MAGE ARMOR
- Canuhearmenow:
- It lasts for 3 hours
- Darth GW7:
- You played zelda's lullaby!
- DM:
- Only the volume changes. Not the actual noise.
- DM:
- Sure, sure.
- * Halfred cheaks fo traps
- Nirrti:
- song of time
- Darth GW7:
- NO YOU FOOOOOL
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +6 => 6 + 6 = 12
- DM:
- You find no traps.
- Darth GW7:
- oh boy
- * Elias looks at the armored figures, then holds out the orb
- DM:
- Bugger all happens
- * DM rolls: d20 => 8
- Ahwassa:
- Hey, Z'ar
- Ahwassa:
- Fuck you
- Z'ar Kor:
- Er. Yes. I guess I deserve that.
- OMG'ahr:
- Cat's got a tongue
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Darth GW7:
- let me-
- Darth GW7:
- let me rephrase that
- Darth GW7:
- nice formation
- Lampshade:
- Ye
- Halfred:
- well ho gose first?
- Darth GW7:
- except the wizard is at the front
- Canuhearmenow:
- There we go
- Darth GW7:
- beautiful
- DM:
- Hang on a sec
- DM:
- I'll be back in a minute
- Darth GW7:
- er
- Darth GW7:
- no nirrti
- Darth GW7:
- ranger in the middle
- Darth GW7:
- Lamp is a combat cleric
- Nirrti:
- notice the word
- Nirrti:
- "cleric"
- Darth GW7:
- notice the word
- Darth GW7:
- "combat"
- Canuhearmenow:
- GRiM needs clear line of sight to shoot
- Nirrti:
- cleric cancels it out
- Nirrti:
- and does more
- Canuhearmenow:
- That's why GRiM is there
- Darth GW7:
- halfred needs to check for traps
- DM:
- You see no traps, remember?
- Jekko:
- no re rolls
- Darth GW7:
- he needs to check further along the corridor
- Nirrti:
- so z'ar goes first
- Nirrti:
- incase there are traps
- Darth GW7:
- No, you go first
- Darth GW7:
- You're expendable
- Darth GW7:
- I actually hit things
- Jekko:
- fine i go
- Nirrti:
- you're expendable
- Nirrti:
- i'm not
- Darth GW7:
- when I'm aiming for them
- Nirrti:
- i can rage
- Nirrti:
- and i have killed much more than you
- Darth GW7:
- I can hit things
- DM:
- As you walk along the corridor, the statues light up in a similar way to the original pair.
- Darth GW7:
- I've done much more damage than you have
- DM:
- Btw
- * Elias runs off to pick up the rest of the orbs on the ground
- Darth GW7:
- Due to the fact that you miss 99% of the time
- Nirrti:
- actually you haven't
- DM:
- There are a lot more pipes going into this room.
- Darth GW7:
- And I've only missed like once or twice
- DM:
- Continuing on?
- Jekko:
- that can't be good
- Darth GW7:
- tap on the pipes
- Darth GW7:
- what could possible go wrong
- Canuhearmenow:
- SINGING PIPES
- Canuhearmenow:
- ARTYOM
- Canuhearmenow:
- WHERE CABBAGE
- DM:
- Do you, Darth?
- Darth GW7:
- Of course
- Darth GW7:
- not
- DM:
- Aw, ok.
- Ahwassa:
- Well this looks interesting...
- DM:
- Do you open the door, Jekko?
- Darth GW7:
- Of course
- Darth GW7:
- not
- Jekko:
- hide and peek
- Darth GW7:
- DON'T DO IT JEKKO
- Darth GW7:
- HE'S LEADING YOU ON
- Nirrti:
- let me kick it open
- Nirrti:
- KICK
- Nirrti:
- THE DOOR IN
- Jekko:
- peek!!
- Darth GW7:
- Kick!
- Nirrti:
- kick halfred THROUGH THE DOOR
- Darth GW7:
- Punch!
- Darth GW7:
- Chop!
- Darth GW7:
- Block!
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +10 => 5 + 10 = 15
- Darth GW7:
- Again!
- Jekko:
- hide
- DM:
- As you reach out to touch the door, it swings open.
- Jekko:
- ah
- Nirrti:
- CHAAAAAAARGE
- Halfred:
- well intresting
- DM:
- You enter a huge room. Skeletal soldiers line the walls at the sides, leading up to a large throne towards the back of the room. There are two creatures here, standing out from the army of skeletons. The first is a tall, frail, mage of some sort – while humanoid, it is distinctly inhuman. Below the waist, it wears black robes, above the waist, where parts of its body are visible, it almost wholly lacks skin – its muscles and organs are on display for all to see, with only slight scraps of flesh binding it together. The other creature is even less pleasant to look upon – a mass of flesh and eyes, crafted into a vaguely humanoid form. Eyes cover its form, disappearing and re-emerging, seemingly travelling with wills of their own. It sits atop its shattered throne, and seems to smile when it sees you. Only, it lacks a proper mouth – a couple of toothless scars rapture the flesh around its “head,” the teeth having migrated to embed themselves elsewhere in the beast. Some horrid amalgamation of flesh and metal, it appears to be physically bonded with the throne on which it sits, as well as the huge machines and tubes stuck into its body. Words echo in your head – “We meet face to face at last. It took you long enough. Too long, yes, much too long. Far too long, even for something that even time cannot kill. But. But. But, my, my, my, my, mmmy, where ARE my manners? Come, travelers, regale me with the tale of why you have come to invade my home! Tell me your reasons for killing my servants! And, and and, and, and most importantly, YES, most importantly, MOST IMPERATIVELY, tell me how you will PAY FOR THESE TRANSGRESSIONS.” Silence falls.
- Lampshade:
- whoa
- Darth GW7:
- tl;dr
- Darth GW7:
- brb dinner
- Darth GW7:
- feesh and cheeps
- DM:
- heh
- Halfred:
- well... elias your turn
- Lampshade:
- Planar check!
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+7 => 6 + 7 = 13
- Lampshade:
- also religion
- Elias:
- I...
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+7 => 16 + 7 = 23
- Elias:
- I... Uhh
- Nirrti:
- that is not dead which can eternal lie
- Nirrti:
- and with strange aeons even death may die
- Lampshade:
- What are you quoting?
- Elias:
- You must be the lord of this cathedral, are you not?
- Nirrti:
- necronomicon
- Lampshade:
- Dungeoneerign check by Grim!
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 14 + 6 = 20
- Canuhearmenow:
- First gotta roll Diplomacy to see how eloquent I should be
- Ahwassa:
- Hey Elias
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 13 + 8 = 21
- Ahwassa:
- That thing is a Secret of Vecna
- Ahwassa:
- Just by the way
- Skullington:
- hi frends!
- DM:
- The skeletons stare into the air in silence.
- Elias:
- Honored servant of the Keeper of Secrets! We were taken to this Cathedral blind and ignorant. We thought it was abandoned, it was not. We thought this would be easy! It was not. These untruths are but many we've endured in our ignorant march to our objective
- ???:
- Ignorance of... the law, my law, yes. No excuse.
- Elias:
- We stand before you now, because it is the last place we thought to look for a way out of here
- Elias:
- Ignorance does not breed contempt, Secret of Secrets!
- Elias:
- We did not understand your laws!
- DM:
- What
- Canuhearmenow:
- You said ignorance of our laws
- Canuhearmenow:
- And I'm saying we didn't know the laws and didn't maliciously break them
- DM:
- You uh
- DM:
- murdered everyone you met
- Ahwassa:
- They attacked first!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Technicalities
- Lampshade:
- not in character
- Canuhearmenow:
- Self defense
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Secret of Vecna:
- What barbaric lands one must come from, to think slaughter is innocence.
- * Secret of Vecna whispers to the thing on the throne.
- Elias:
- It is not like we had a decision in the matter, Keeper!
- Elias:
- In fact I spoke to those within the first chambers for peace, they did not listen
- OMG'ahr:
- Slaughter is not innocence, it is to satisfy the thirst of my GOD!
- DM:
- Oh well
- Elias:
- When we were attacked by one of our four legged pets, I even then tried to find a peaceful way out
- Lampshade:
- We should go closer to Elias
- Elias:
- Every encounter we tried peace!
- Ahwassa:
- It's true!
- ???:
- Silence.
- * DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 14 + 8 = 22
- Jekko:
- well combat time
- DM:
- Not yet
- Lampshade:
- I have a plan
- Lampshade:
- For combat
- Jekko:
- if that happens
- * Elias looks at the thing upon it's throne, then back at the party, almost mournfully
- Nirrti is disconnected.
- Lampshade is disconnected.
- Jekko is disconnected.
- DM is disconnected.
- Canuhearmenow is disconnected.
- Lampshade has connected.
- DM has connected.
- Nirrti has connected.
- DM:
- Aaaand, we're back?
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Lampshade:
- Roll init?
- Lampshade:
- Or....
- Canuhearmenow has connected.
- Jekko has connected.
- ???:
- Then it shall be war.
- DM:
- Roll init.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Why can't I click Elias for impersonation
- Darth GW7:
- Did I miss something?
- * Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 1 - 2 = -1
- Darth GW7:
- LOL
- DM:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- hah
- Lampshade:
- a
- Jekko:
- right click
- Jekko:
- on him
- Darth GW7:
- Is that the first negative roll we've had
- Lampshade:
- Yes
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 14 + 2 = 16
- Darth GW7:
- Good job.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 17 + 1 = 18
- Lampshade:
- Now for Grim
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
- Darth GW7:
- less bad
- Darth GW7:
- but only a little
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +3 => 20 + 3 = 23
- Elias:
- No! Not now, not here with them watching!
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 11 + 2 = 13
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 7 + 3 = 10
- Canuhearmenow:
- (in response to something I say out loud during the private convo)
- Ahwassa:
- Elias! What kind of trouble did you get us into?
- Jekko:
- monster elias monster elias
- DM:
- My init now.
- Elias:
- More like what trouble I KEPT you out of Ahwassa
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 19 + 2 = 21
- * Elias looks troubled
- Darth GW7:
- oh my
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 15 + 2 = 17
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 6 + 2 = 8
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Darth GW7:
- FOUR init rolls?
- Darth GW7:
- something isn't right here
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 19 + 2 = 21
- Canuhearmenow:
- For each column of Skellies
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- * DM rolls: d20 + 11 => 4 + 11 = 15
- Darth GW7:
- I...
- Darth GW7:
- oh my
- Darth GW7:
- +11 init
- Darth GW7:
- that can't be good
- Darth GW7:
- I dread to think what sort of AC it has
- Nirrti:
- i think it's time to rage
- Nirrti:
- rage, charge, fuck shit up, die
- Lampshade:
- Ya think?
- Lampshade:
- Wait
- Nirrti:
- such is the way of khorne
- Lampshade:
- I need to buff you into shape first
- Lampshade:
- So can you do your turn after me?
- Nirrti:
- dunno
- Nirrti:
- can i
- Lampshade:
- Rules say you can
- Nirrti:
- init says i can't
- Nirrti:
- khorne waits for no cleric
- DM:
- Prepare an action
- Darth GW7:
- according to DA RULEZ
- Lampshade:
- Cmon, I have a enlarge person with your name on it
- Darth GW7:
- eew
- Darth GW7:
- TMI
- Lampshade:
- Shut up
- Nirrti:
- darth wishes it was aimed at him
- Lampshade:
- Or I could do a turn undead the first turn
- Lampshade:
- and kill loads of skellies
- Darth GW7:
- My dragon dong is big enough
- Canuhearmenow:
- But you're asexual
- Darth GW7:
- That's what made me faint earlier
- Nirrti:
- how long range does enlarge person have
- Darth GW7:
- I got an erection
- Nirrti:
- it was because you remembered you're a dragonborn
- Jekko:
- 10ft
- Darth GW7:
- Wasn't enough blood
- Nirrti:
- a silly and stupid race
- Lampshade:
- 30ft
- Nirrti:
- well BETTER KEEP UP TO MY CHARGE THEN LAMP
- Lampshade:
- I can move 20ft
- Darth GW7:
- Half orc is a silly and stupid race
- Darth GW7:
- it implies a human had sex with an orc
- Lampshade:
- Well fuck that then
- Nirrti:
- atleast half-orc is a proper race
- Darth GW7:
- that's just... eew
- Lampshade:
- I kill skellies
- Darth GW7:
- dragonborn is most proper race
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +10 => 6 + 10 = 16
- Nirrti:
- dragonborn is most peon race
- Darth GW7:
- dragonborn is the most "I WILL FUCK YOU UP WITH FIRE BREATH" race
- * DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 18 + 9 = 27
- DM:
- Surprise round for Nat 20 on init.
- DM:
- Go Jekko
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 3 + 2 = 5
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 10 + 2 = 12
- DM:
- Miss
- DM:
- Wait
- DM:
- second hits
- Lampshade:
- Two attacks?
- DM:
- Surprise round, from nat 20 init.
- Lampshade:
- oh right
- * Jekko rolls: 1d3 => 3
- DM:
- Right
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 10 + 4 = 14
- DM:
- Yes
- DM:
- Right, Canu, you survive the Mind Rape.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Mind Rape?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh dear god
- DM:
- Darth's turn.
- Halfred:
- oh hi skeliis
- Darth GW7:
- what does charging do, other than being awesome and doubling movement?
- DM whispers: nothing else
- Jekko:
- + 2 hit
- Lampshade:
- and -2 to ac for one round
- * Z'ar Kor readies his longsword and charges, roaring as he goes, small flames flickering briefly in his mouth
- Z'ar Kor:
- FOR BAHAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 16 + 8 = 24
- Nirrti:
- can you charge and breath weapon?
- DM:
- It's a hit.
- Darth GW7:
- I wasn't
- Darth GW7:
- I was just charging
- Nirrti:
- yeah but can you actually do that
- Nirrti:
- would it benefit on the breath weapon
- DM:
- I don't think so.
- Nirrti:
- just curious
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 8 + 5 = 13
- Darth GW7:
- Full damage fuck yeha
- DM:
- It has to be a simple attack, I think.
- DM:
- The skeleton shatters.
- Nirrti:
- well yeah, it wouldn't make much sense
- Darth GW7:
- one down.
- Darth GW7:
- 15 more to go
- Nirrti:
- since you know, flames or such don't have much of physical force
- DM:
- mhm
- Darth GW7:
- yeah so doing it would essentially result in me running into my own fire
- Darth GW7:
- which is a bad idea
- Lampshade:
- Hey Darth, remember the first skeletons here?
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 17 + 1 = 18
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 12 + 1 = 13
- Nirrti:
- you're fireproof, aren't you
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 16 + 1 = 17
- Darth GW7:
- Er.
- Darth GW7:
- I don't think so
- * DM rolls: d6 => 4
- * DM rolls: d6 => 3
- DM:
- Jekko, 4 damage
- Darth GW7:
- I don't recall anything like that
- DM:
- Canu, 3 damage.
- DM:
- Canu's turn.
- Elias:
- Face us one on one, you coward!
- Canuhearmenow:
- I attack uh
- Lampshade:
- I meant the whole dungeon
- Canuhearmenow:
- Skeleton 8 with, you guessed it
- Darth GW7:
- no, not immune to fire at all
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 2d4 + 2 => 4 + 2 = 6
- ???:
- Very well. Step forward, if you must.
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 5 + 1 = 6
- DM:
- Alright
- DM:
- THe missiles strike the skeleton, and it shatters. Bones go flying around the room.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Elias! What are you doing?!
- Lampshade:
- Do the other skeletons get hit and take damage?
- Elias:
- I'm saving your damn hides!
- Nirrti:
- if that smaller thing would move next to elias i could charge it
- Ahwassa:
- I really hope you know what you're doing
- Halfred:
- some thing stupid!
- Nirrti:
- well, close to elias
- Nirrti:
- damnit
- * DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 14 + 6 = 20
- Canuhearmenow:
- On who?
- DM:
- You
- * DM rolls: 2d4 => 6
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh yay
- DM:
- 6 force damage.
- DM:
- Nirrti's turn
- Lampshade:
- What spell was it?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I think it's not magic
- Lampshade:
- Do spellcraft?
- Nirrti:
- hmm
- Nirrti:
- charge two skeletons, hope to hit one, cleave second
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 11 => 8 + 11 = 19
- Nirrti:
- or kill elias
- DM:
- It wasn't a spell.
- Darth GW7:
- "Force damage"
- Darth GW7:
- Fus ro da?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Which leaves divine or psionics
- DM:
- ...no.
- Darth GW7:
- Jedi powers?
- Lampshade:
- Are there psionics in this campaign?
- Jekko:
- sith?
- DM:
- Yes
- Lampshade:
- okay
- DM:
- That big guy
- DM:
- He has psionics.
- Lampshade:
- Oh
- Darth GW7:
- oh my
- Darth GW7:
- but it's okay guys
- DM:
- Continue, Nirrti.
- Darth GW7:
- I HAVE THE POWER OF HEART
- Darth GW7:
- THE POOOOWER OF LOVE
- Darth GW7:
- DON'T TAKE MONEY
- Darth GW7:
- DON'T TAKE FAME
- Nirrti:
- i guess i'll charge those skeletons next to jekko
- Darth GW7:
- DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAAAAIN
- OMG'ahr:
- SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
- Lampshade:
- But you have 40 move right?
- Darth GW7:
- THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
- Nirrti:
- lamp
- Darth GW7:
- Shut up lamp
- Nirrti:
- charge
- Darth GW7:
- people are being awesome here
- Nirrti:
- more attack roll
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+11 => 5 + 11 = 16
- DM:
- That's a hit
- Lampshade:
- I mean, the secret of vecna is at 75 distance
- Nirrti:
- thank god for that +2 on charge
- Nirrti:
- i have 30 move
- Nirrti:
- not 40
- Nirrti:
- medium armor
- Nirrti:
- remember
- Lampshade:
- ah
- Lampshade:
- Right
- Lampshade:
- Nevermind then
- Nirrti:
- would be 40 in light
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+7+1 => 5 + 7 + 1 = 13
- Nirrti:
- is that enough for kill
- Nirrti:
- i can never remember the amount of HP for the skeletons
- Canuhearmenow:
- A 6 killed one
- DM:
- The skeleton is cleaved in twain.
- Lampshade:
- There are so many that it better be
- Nirrti:
- CLEAVE
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+11 => 19 + 11 = 30
- Darth GW7:
- nice
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh my god
- Darth GW7:
- nice round number
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+7+1 => 2 + 7 + 1 = 10
- Jekko:
- crit
- Nirrti:
- nope
- Darth GW7:
- this is when he keeps cleaving and kills me and jekko
- Jekko:
- oh yea
- DM:
- Cleave only works once
- Nirrti:
- i would if i had great cleave
- Nirrti:
- i mean uh
- DM:
- Great Cleave, however...
- DM:
- :D
- Lampshade:
- Who next?
- Nirrti:
- well lamp, there's your chance to cast spells
- DM:
- Grim
- Lampshade:
- He shoots at Secret of Vecna
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+8 => 9 + 8 = 17
- * Lampshade rolls: d8 => 5
- Lampshade:
- if hit
- DM:
- How far away is he?
- Canuhearmenow:
- 90
- Lampshade:
- 90
- DM:
- Right
- Canuhearmenow:
- longbow has 120
- DM:
- Hit
- Lampshade:
- Says 100 in his sheet
- Canuhearmenow:
- He lies
- Lampshade:
- it did 5 damage
- DM:
- The arrow strikes the creature in the shoulder.
- * DM rolls: d20 + 7 => 15 + 7 = 22
- * DM rolls: d6 + 3 => 6 + 3 = 9
- Darth GW7:
- we are killing quite a few skeletons
- Darth GW7:
- by the way
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Darth GW7:
- what has skullington been doing this whole time
- Canuhearmenow:
- Skellies are the least of our worries
- Nirrti:
- if i only had greatcleave
- Darth GW7:
- and his friends
- Lampshade:
- Skulking
- DM:
- Lamp
- Lampshade:
- My turn?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Hey, skull! Would you mind giving us a hand?
- DM:
- His friends died, Darth
- DM:
- Yeah, Lamo
- DM:
- Lamp
- DM:
- :(
- Darth GW7:
- oh...
- Darth GW7:
- oh dear
- Lampshade:
- I cast
- Lampshade:
- Turn undead!
- Darth GW7:
- "all of our friends are dead 8("
- Skullington:
- ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
- Z'ar Kor:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- I forgot what to roll
- Z'ar Kor:
- Never mind.
- DM:
- ...for?
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+4 => 2 + 4 = 6
- Lampshade:
- I reroll
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20
- Lampshade:
- Better
- Lampshade:
- Used my luck now
- DM:
- 6 hd
- * Lampshade rolls: 2d6+3+2 => 11 + 3 + 2 = 16
- DM:
- ...well.
- Lampshade:
- so
- Lampshade:
- I kill them all?
- Lampshade:
- Bye Skull
- Lampshade:
- The range is 60 feet
- Lampshade:
- So some survive
- Darth GW7:
- http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20111019-schooloffish.png
- Lampshade:
- Jekko
- Darth GW7:
- this is skull
- Darth GW7:
- what the hell just-
- Lampshade:
- Use the range thing
- Darth GW7:
- you... you MONSTER
- Lampshade:
- One skeleton more
- Darth GW7:
- LAMP
- Darth GW7:
- YOU KILLED SKULLINGTON
- DM:
- The room fills with bright light. When your eyes re-adjust, half the skeletons lie in piles of rubble.
- Lampshade:
- You forgot one
- Elias:
- That was very impressive
- Skullington:
- WHYYYYY OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY
- DM:
- Jekko's turn
- Ahwassa:
- How about we even the odds a bit
- Skullington:
- I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LOVED MEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Skullington:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- * Skullington disintegrates into a pile of ash
- Jekko:
- done
- DM:
- Nirrti, make a will save.
- DM:
- Lamp, make a will save.
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 6 + 6 = 12
- DM:
- Oh ho.
- DM:
- Who wants to go first?
- Lampshade:
- This sounds fun
- * DM rolls: 2d10 => 6
- * DM rolls: 2d10 => 12
- ???:
- I CAST FIST!
- DM:
- Lamp, 6 damage, Nirrti, 12.
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 13 + 1 = 14
- Jekko:
- miss
- DM:
- Darth's turn
- Elias:
- Missss
- Darth GW7:
- MY TURN
- Darth GW7:
- might as well kill this last skelly
- Nirrti:
- lamp, where's my enlarge person
- Skeleton 13:
- You forgot me
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 6 + 8 = 14
- Darth GW7:
- shut up you don't count
- Lampshade:
- I thought killing all the skeletons was more important
- DM:
- That's a hit
- Skully Skellinski:
- Skellinksi at your service!
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
- DM:
- You stab the skeleton.
- DM:
- Somehow, this manages to kill it.
- Darth GW7:
- no i don't
- Nirrti:
- canu, FYI, if you move away from there, i'll be able to charge the fucker
- Darth GW7:
- longswords are slashing weapons
- DM:
- Point still stands.
- Canuhearmenow:
- 60 feet?
- Nirrti:
- 55
- Darth GW7:
- If I slash at bones
- Darth GW7:
- they break
- Darth GW7:
- I sweep them aside with my blows
- DM:
- Uh... Well, the skeletons are dead, so Canu's turn.
- Nirrti:
- well, not the best choice of action
- Canuhearmenow:
- I cast MM on the Secret
- Nirrti:
- because it's targeting you
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 2d4 + 2 => 5 + 2 = 7
- DM:
- Right
- Lampshade:
- Nirrti
- Lampshade:
- This tie
- Lampshade:
- time
- Lampshade:
- Wait
- Nirrti:
- i cannot
- Lampshade:
- Yes you can
- Nirrti:
- I ACHE FOR THE THIRST OF BLOOD
- Canuhearmenow:
- OH GOD
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 4 + 4 = 8
- Canuhearmenow:
- GUYS GUYS
- Nirrti:
- told you canu
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 6 + 4 = 10
- Nirrti:
- i fucking told you
- Lampshade:
- Oh, nevermind
- DM:
- Welp
- Canuhearmenow:
- I'm now
- DM:
- Nirrti.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh missed
- Lampshade:
- Go into his corner
- Lampshade:
- Otherwise no bigger Nirrti
- Nirrti:
- i will run closer
- Lampshade:
- Wait, damnit halfred
- Nirrti:
- yep
- Lampshade:
- Can you jump over him?
- Jekko:
- what
- Lampshade:
- You're in the way!
- Jekko:
- just jump
- Nirrti:
- that's the closest i can get
- Nirrti:
- can't jump in charge
- Lampshade:
- Hmm, true
- Nirrti:
- it's charge, not run
- Darth GW7:
- you can only jump your speed anyway
- DM:
- Done?
- Nirrti:
- well, i can't do anything else, unless you guys want me to charge the skeleton
- Darth GW7:
- er
- Darth GW7:
- if you like
- Lampshade:
- Do it
- Lampshade:
- You can attack Vecna dude anyways next turn
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+11 => 7 + 11 = 18
- DM:
- Hit
- Jekko:
- hit
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+7+1 => 3 + 7 + 1 = 11
- Lampshade:
- And ded
- Darth GW7:
- pow
- DM:
- The skeleton breaks.
- Z'ar Kor:
- No more skeletons.
- DM:
- Grim
- Z'ar Kor:
- I still miss skullington though -sniff-
- Lampshade:
- and shoot
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+8 => 12 + 8 = 20
- DM:
- Hit
- Z'ar Kor:
- He lost his friends and his life.. all in just a few short hours.
- Lampshade:
- at vecna thing
- * Lampshade rolls: d8 => 6
- * Z'ar Kor wipes a tear from his eye
- Canuhearmenow:
- $20 monopoly dollars says this thing has triple digit HP
- DM:
- heh
- Lampshade:
- Deal
- DM:
- Lamp's turn
- Lampshade:
- You shall mail it to me
- Canuhearmenow:
- Speaking of which Lamp
- Lampshade:
- Because it will have 99 hp
- Nirrti:
- well hey, maybe i can actually score a crit and see what the fuck this thing does
- Darth GW7:
- monopoly money is more valuable than zimbabwe dollars
- Darth GW7:
- true story
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Lampshade:
- hmm
- Lampshade:
- Can I charge with touch attack?
- Darth GW7:
- if he crits and instakills it
- Darth GW7:
- that would be
- Darth GW7:
- amazing
- Lampshade:
- nevermind
- Darth GW7:
- stop touching things that don't belong to you
- Lampshade:
- I cast
- Lampshade:
- Spiritual Weapon
- Nirrti:
- ENLARGE
- Nirrti:
- PERSON
- Nirrti:
- bitch
- Darth GW7:
- spiritual weapon?
- Lampshade:
- No range
- Nirrti:
- fu
- Darth GW7:
- Wouldn't that pass through people?
- Darth GW7:
- also enlarge me
- Darth GW7:
- I could be BIGGER
- Nirrti:
- you'd be smaller
- Lampshade:
- 284 players handbook Hjort
- Nirrti:
- remember, you're a shorty
- Darth GW7:
- ENLARGE MEEEEE
- Nirrti:
- TINY LIL' OL' MAN
- Darth GW7:
- ENLARGEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE
- Nirrti:
- MORE BLOOD FOR KHORNE
- Lampshade:
- So
- Lampshade:
- DM, got the spell?
- Nirrti:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0lYv-UsPRw
- DM:
- mhm
- Nirrti:
- this is how OMG'ahr sounds like
- Lampshade:
- The weapon attacks Vecna thing
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 7 + 2 = 9
- Lampshade:
- and misses
- Darth GW7:
- so badass and edgey
- Nirrti:
- aka Darth is jealous
- Darth GW7:
- never played warhammer so not really
- Lampshade:
- I guess it's Jekko
- Darth GW7:
- ;v
- Nirrti:
- so even more so then, hah
- Canuhearmenow:
- Who is enlarged?
- Lampshade:
- No one
- Darth GW7:
- can't be jealous of something if I don't even know what the fuck it is
- DM:
- Jekko
- Canuhearmenow:
- aww
- Lampshade:
- I cast spiritual weapon
- Canuhearmenow:
- NO
- Canuhearmenow:
- NO
- Canuhearmenow:
- DON'T
- Canuhearmenow:
- NOT THERE
- Canuhearmenow:
- Z'ar can't charge now
- Nirrti:
- jekko
- Nirrti:
- chargeblocker 2012
- DM:
- Up one.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Jekko, just don't attack it
- DM:
- You flank and Nirrt can still charge
- Darth GW7:
- You can go one more square up without being AoO#d
- Nirrti:
- i'm going to charge the big fuck on the throne
- Nirrti:
- and rage
- Nirrti:
- i mean
- Nirrti:
- rage
- Nirrti:
- charge
- Nirrti:
- fuck shit up
- Jekko:
- flank
- DM:
- Right
- Jekko:
- so what flank gives?
- Canuhearmenow:
- +2
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +4 => 15 + 4 = 19
- Nirrti:
- can you chargeflank?
- Darth GW7:
- nice
- Nirrti:
- POWERFLANKING
- DM:
- That's a hit
- Canuhearmenow:
- BACKSTAB?
- Darth GW7:
- nirrti
- Darth GW7:
- that's called
- Darth GW7:
- anal sex
- DM:
- Not on undead.
- * Jekko rolls: 1d3 => 2
- Nirrti:
- it's called powerflanking
- Darth GW7:
- TWO DAMAGE
- Darth GW7:
- OH YEAH
- Nirrti:
- because i named it so
- Lampshade:
- That thing is undead?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Better then 0 Darth
- Darth GW7:
- It was already called anal sex
- Lampshade:
- Awesome!
- Nirrti:
- hold on
- Nirrti:
- backstab + flanking + charge
- DM:
- ...oh.
- Darth GW7:
- How do you backstab?
- DM:
- ...oh my.
- DM:
- heh
- Darth GW7:
- As in
- Nirrti:
- i don't
- Darth GW7:
- what are the conditions
- Nirrti:
- you stab
- Nirrti:
- at someone's back
- Darth GW7:
- helpful
- Nirrti:
- obvious
- Darth GW7:
- and what are the effects
- Nirrti:
- you stab
- Lampshade:
- it's more damage
- Darth GW7:
- ah
- Lampshade:
- 1d6 at that level
- Darth GW7:
- that's neat.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Did ??? just move
- * Jekko rolls: 2d6 => 10
- DM:
- Yes
- Darth GW7:
- yes
- Darth GW7:
- yes it did
- Canuhearmenow:
- But isn't it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Isn't it attached to a throne
- Darth GW7:
- clearly the throne moved too
- Nirrti:
- throne moves on rails
- Lampshade:
- The throne has tiny wheels under it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh god
- DM:
- It can teleport
- Darth GW7:
- another skeleton?
- Lampshade:
- Oh come on
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti, the Bloodletter quoted Sega
- Nirrti:
- it's got tiny little barleys under it
- Lampshade:
- And it shits skeletons?
- Canuhearmenow:
- "Terrible, terrible damage"
- Lampshade:
- Who's turn?
- DM:
- That was a spell, Canu
- Jekko:
- done
- Lampshade:
- Canu
- Lampshade:
- Hint hint
- Darth GW7:
- Canu
- Canuhearmenow:
- What
- Darth GW7:
- spellcraft
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh
- Darth GW7:
- hint
- Canuhearmenow:
- Lemme do so
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 11 => 16 + 11 = 27
- DM:
- Darth, make a will save.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 17
- Darth GW7:
- WOO
- DM:
- Right
- Darth GW7:
- NO DOMINATING TODAY
- Darth GW7:
- NO SIR!
- Nirrti:
- rage's a free action, right
- Lampshade:
- It somehow succeeded
- Lampshade:
- Yes
- Canuhearmenow:
- Ok I'm dead
- Darth GW7:
- owlbear skeleton?
- Darth GW7:
- It looks like a human skeleton to me
- * DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 11 + 6 = 17
- DM:
- Hit?
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- * DM rolls: d6 + 5 => 4 + 5 = 9
- DM:
- 9 damage.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Dying
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow
- Lampshade:
- How do you have so little hp??
- Darth GW7:
- wizard
- Nirrti:
- i think elias should try to
- Canuhearmenow:
- Had 17 initially
- DM:
- hd 4
- Nirrti:
- put himself back together
- Lampshade:
- What happened to the rest of your hp?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I have been kinda attacked a lot by the Secret
- Darth GW7:
- he lost it
- Canuhearmenow:
- And the ??
- Darth GW7:
- clearly
- Nirrti:
- they scurried off
- Canuhearmenow:
- ???&
- Lampshade:
- Oh right
- Lampshade:
- forgot
- Lampshade:
- sorry
- DM:
- The newly summoned skeleton tears open your skin, trying to defend it's master.
- DM:
- Darth's turn.
- Elias:
- I... It hurts....
- Z'ar Kor:
- ELIAS!
- * Z'ar Kor charge
- Nirrti:
- THE CHOSEN ONE
- Darth GW7:
- kind of
- DM:
- ...
- DM:
- no
- Darth GW7:
- no not really
- DM:
- That's not a charge
- Darth GW7:
- whatever
- Darth GW7:
- It's 30 movement anyway
- * DM rolls: 5d12 => 39
- Darth GW7:
- so I walked quick-
- Darth GW7:
- wait what
- DM:
- Nothin
- DM:
- continue
- Darth GW7:
- THAT BETTER NOT BE A DAMAGE ROLL
- DM:
- God no
- Canuhearmenow:
- Health probs
- Canuhearmenow:
- It regained health
- * Z'ar Kor attacks the owlbear skeleton
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
- DM:
- ...hit.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
- Lampshade:
- Owlbears are like moonkins right?
- Darth GW7:
- ...what
- DM:
- oops, forgot that
- DM:
- Sorry
- Lampshade:
- You hit it and it grew
- DM:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- oh god what have I DONE
- Darth GW7:
- I KILLED US ALL
- DM:
- Roll for damage
- Darth GW7:
- I did
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Darth GW7:
- do you want me to roll again
- DM:
- no
- Darth GW7:
- then why would you ask
- Darth GW7:
- nub
- Canuhearmenow:
- This is probably what Elias sounds like, without the etherealeness
- Canuhearmenow:
- (in Steam chat)
- DM:
- Canu
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yes?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I'm rolling concentration to stabilize
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 7 => 12 + 7 = 19
- DM:
- what
- Canuhearmenow:
- How do I stabilize
- Lampshade:
- You roll d20
- DM:
- Roll a d100
- Lampshade:
- and hope for a 20
- Lampshade:
- oh
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d100 => 36
- DM:
- Aw well
- Lampshade:
- I thought it was somehow else
- Canuhearmenow:
- -2
- DM:
- Jekko, make an AoO.
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 9 + 2 = 11
- * Secret of Vecna reaches down towards Elias.
- Canuhearmenow:
- What
- Canuhearmenow:
- What what what
- * Secret of Vecna snatches the book from his pockets.
- Z'ar Kor:
- No!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Is there anything Elias can do?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Even if it's not effective?
- Lampshade:
- He can bleed
- Secret of Vecna:
- ...this is not the end, child.
- Lampshade:
- Bleed on him, that'll show him
- Canuhearmenow:
- Child?
- DM:
- And, with a flash of light, it disappears.
- Lampshade:
- The book?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Gone
- DM:
- Goes with it.
- Lampshade:
- oh, the whole thing
- Darth GW7:
- wonderful
- DM:
- Nirrti
- Jekko:
- there go the evidence
- Nirrti:
- RAGE
- Nirrti:
- RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT
- Lampshade:
- Position yourself on right under him on the map
- Lampshade:
- That way I can enlarge
- Nirrti:
- also charge
- DM:
- Roll to hit
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+13 => 19 + 13 = 32
- Lampshade:
- Ouch
- Lampshade:
- I really wish you had a greatsword now
- DM:
- Still not a crit?
- Lampshade:
- Nope
- Nirrti:
- nope
- Nirrti:
- since no 20
- DM:
- Damn
- Nirrti:
- :|
- DM:
- Roll to damage.
- Nirrti:
- i wish i had used power attack
- Nirrti:
- would've done way more damage
- Lampshade:
- Same
- DM:
- Roll to murder.
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+10+1 => 2 + 10 + 1 = 13
- Nirrti:
- or not
- Lampshade:
- 2
- Nirrti:
- maybe next turn
- Nirrti:
- when large
- Lampshade:
- Maybe
- Nirrti:
- what did enlarge person give
- Lampshade:
- 2 str -2 dex
- Lampshade:
- against large enemies like this
- Lampshade:
- and better weapon damage
- Nirrti:
- so then my STR is +8
- DM:
- You slice at the wires and tubes connecting it to the cathedral. Some are chopped in half. The whole place begins to shake, and parts of the ceiling begin to crumble.
- Lampshade:
- The weapon damage is the big thing
- DM:
- Grim's turn.
- Lampshade:
- Oh
- Nirrti:
- so enlarge + rage + power attack = ?
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+8 => 5 + 8 = 13
- Lampshade:
- I shoot the skellie
- DM:
- Hit
- * Lampshade rolls: d8 => 6
- Lampshade:
- +2
- Lampshade:
- +1
- Lampshade:
- *
- Lampshade:
- for point blank
- Canuhearmenow:
- +1
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 10 + 3 = 13
- * DM rolls: d6 + 3 => 3 + 3 = 6
- DM:
- Lamp's turn
- Nirrti:
- so if you do enlarge me, i can roll d20+9 and then i can add +6 to dmg
- Lampshade:
- I cast enlarge person
- Lampshade:
- on Nirrti
- Nirrti:
- and then we just better fucking hope i hit
- Lampshade:
- and my spiritual wapon hits the skeleton
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 11 + 2 = 13
- * Lampshade rolls: d8+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
- Lampshade:
- for 5 damage
- DM:
- Alright.
- Nirrti:
- EXTRA LARGE
- DM:
- Jekko's turn.
- Lampshade:
- You get hit if you do that
- Lampshade:
- Twice
- DM:
- indeed
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 19 + 2 = 21
- DM:
- Hit
- Lampshade:
- crit
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 15 + 2 = 17
- Lampshade:
- I think
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- Crit.
- Canuhearmenow:
- 2d3 oh boy
- * Jekko rolls: 2d3 => 5
- Lampshade:
- I like how it's JEKKO who crits
- Lampshade:
- and deals 5 damage
- DM:
- Nirrti, make an AoO
- Lampshade:
- Why?
- DM:
- Because
- DM:
- Reasons
- Nirrti:
- so wait what
- Lampshade:
- No idea
- Nirrti:
- hold on
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+12 => 17 + 12 = 29
- DM:
- Roll for damage.
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+12+1 => 1 + 12 + 1 = 14
- Nirrti:
- really
- Nirrti:
- 1
- Nirrti:
- really
- Nirrti:
- fucking
- Nirrti:
- really
- Lampshade:
- wait
- Lampshade:
- You're large now
- Lampshade:
- you do 3d6 damage
- Nirrti:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- instead of d12
- Nirrti:
- well i forgot that already
- Canuhearmenow:
- Just roll a 1d6
- Canuhearmenow:
- And add that
- Lampshade:
- woudln't be the same
- DM:
- and add 1
- DM:
- because
- Lampshade:
- But it still is different
- DM:
- you couldn't get a 1
- Nirrti:
- how about i roll 2d3?
- DM:
- sure
- Lampshade:
- Like with 2d6 the most likely result is 7
- Nirrti:
- well fuck if i know
- Nirrti:
- what do i roll
- Lampshade:
- 3d6
- Canuhearmenow:
- 2d3 + 1
- DM:
- no
- DM:
- just 2d3
- * Nirrti rolls: 2d3 => 5
- DM:
- Now, make a reflex save.
- Nirrti:
- do i get minus for being large
- Nirrti:
- on reflex
- DM:
- Um
- Lampshade:
- it's the dex
- Lampshade:
- I think
- Jekko:
- -1
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
- DM:
- Good save. You only take half damage from this.
- * DM rolls: 5d8 => 21
- Lampshade:
- ........what
- Nirrti:
- so 10?
- Lampshade:
- the
- Canuhearmenow:
- Was that
- Canuhearmenow:
- Uhh
- Canuhearmenow:
- What
- Nirrti:
- dunno
- Nirrti:
- but i sure as hell hope i'm going to crit
- Nirrti:
- because i want to know what the weapon does
- Nirrti:
- plus
- DM:
- Fire explodes around the creature. Your skin is now charred.
- Nirrti:
- DAMAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- DM:
- Plus
- DM:
- Lamp
- Lampshade:
- ?
- DM:
- Will save
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24
- Lampshade:
- Nope
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- Darth's turn
- Nirrti:
- hold on
- Nirrti:
- since my damage is now 3d6
- Nirrti:
- do i roll 3d6x3 if i crit
- Canuhearmenow:
- 9d6
- Darth GW7:
- Okay
- Darth GW7:
- I attack the skeleton some more
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 19 + 8 = 27
- Darth GW7:
- CRIT
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 19 + 8 = 27
- Darth GW7:
- ...CRIT
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
- Darth GW7:
- not crit
- DM:
- Darth
- DM:
- you only roll for threats
- DM:
- not crits on threats
- Canuhearmenow:
- I wish we had exploding dice
- Darth GW7:
- What do you mean
- Nirrti:
- i wish i had good dice
- DM:
- Roll for damage.
- DM:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- Waht do you mean hjort
- Darth GW7:
- About critting on thread
- Darth GW7:
- *threat
- Lampshade:
- You can't do infinite damage
- Darth GW7:
- Only if you keep rolling crits?
- Lampshade:
- So you can't keep critting on one hit
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Darth GW7:
- that sucks
- DM:
- The fact that the second it a crit, is not relevant.
- Darth GW7:
- fine
- DM:
- Roll for damage.
- Darth GW7:
- Is it just twice the weapon damage
- Darth GW7:
- Or twice the weapon damage plus mods
- Canuhearmenow:
- 2d8 + mod
- * Darth GW7 rolls: 2d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- The skeleton collapses in a pile of bones and ash, before disappearing into thin air.
- Darth GW7:
- Sorry, am trying to make a new deus ex thread D:
- DM:
- Canu
- DM:
- Roll to not die.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Stabilize or just not die
- DM:
- the former
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d100 => 52
- DM:
- Nope
- Nirrti:
- so canu not not dies
- DM:
- Nirrti's turn.
- Nirrti:
- well
- Nirrti:
- power attack is go
- Nirrti:
- taking 3 from attack roll, so i'll be adding 6 to damage if i hit
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+9 => 13 + 9 = 22
- DM:
- It's a hit
- Nirrti:
- where are my crits
- Nirrti:
- seriously
- * Nirrti rolls: 3d6+12+1+6 => 11 + 12 + 1 + 6 = 30
- Lampshade:
- ouch
- Nirrti:
- that will be adequate
- Nirrti:
- RUSTY METAL SKULLGUN
- DM:
- In a frenzy, you hack through the throne itself. The creature is now free to fly through the cathedral. Parts of its flesh slough off as the wiring falls from its body. As it rises into the air, the cathedral begins to collapse. The part you are in is now falling.
- DM:
- Grim's turn.
- Ahwassa:
- This is working just GREAT!
- OMG'ahr:
- BLOOD AGAINST BLOOD
- Lampshade:
- He rapid shoots
- * Elias groans
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 20 + 6 = 26
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 12 + 6 = 18
- DM:
- ...
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 9 + 6 = 15
- DM:
- Well
- Lampshade:
- How many hit?
- DM:
- All of them
- * Lampshade rolls: 3d8 => 8
- Lampshade:
- I am mad
- DM:
- ...oh well.
- Canuhearmenow:
- GRiM wins the day again
- DM:
- The arrows pierce the fleshy strips hanging from the creature's body. It moans in agony from a thousand hellish mouths.
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 11 + 5 = 16
- Lampshade:
- Was that shooting three arrows?
- Jekko:
- so its ac is smaler then 15
- * DM rolls: d6 + 3 => 3 + 3 = 6
- DM:
- Lamp's turn.
- Lampshade:
- first
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 4 + 2 = 6
- DM:
- wait
- Lampshade:
- the spiritual weapon misses and vanishes
- DM:
- was that the weapon?
- Lampshade:
- Yes
- DM:
- Hang on
- DM:
- What page, again?
- Lampshade:
- 284
- Lampshade:
- Hey Nirrti
- Nirrti:
- canu
- Nirrti:
- the skeletons dance to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
- DM:
- Make a caster check
- Lampshade:
- Wanna get +4 to strength?
- DM:
- d20 + 3
- Nirrti:
- sure
- Nirrti:
- why not
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 20 + 3 = 23
- Lampshade:
- huehue
- Nirrti:
- it's fucking through the roof already
- DM:
- :D
- Lampshade:
- so
- Nirrti:
- +4 str?
- DM:
- It disappears
- Lampshade:
- I cast Bull's Strength on Nirrti
- DM:
- continue
- DM:
- Right
- Lampshade:
- Get 4 str
- Nirrti:
- what disappears?
- DM:
- Jekko's turn
- Lampshade:
- My spiritual weapon
- Nirrti:
- oh
- DM:
- The spiritual weapon Lamp summoned
- Nirrti:
- str is meagre 30
- Lampshade:
- haha
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 20 + 2 = 22
- Jekko:
- crit
- Lampshade:
- OH COME ON!
- Nirrti:
- jekko
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 10 + 2 = 12
- Nirrti:
- why you steal my crit rolls
- DM:
- Not a crit
- Lampshade:
- How copme he gets all the fucking crits
- Nirrti:
- because halfling
- Lampshade:
- I want to see Nirrti crit now
- Lampshade:
- It'll be awesome
- * Jekko rolls: 1d3 => 2
- Nirrti:
- indeed
- Canuhearmenow:
- Uhh
- Canuhearmenow:
- The place is collapsing all around us guys
- DM:
- Shuddup
- DM:
- You're dying
- Canuhearmenow:
- Sorry, I mean
- Lampshade:
- We're taking this thing down!
- Nirrti:
- fuck that i have huge guts and muscles to break through dimensions
- Canuhearmenow:
- Mhhhmrrmrmhmhhhmmmrmrrr
- Lampshade:
- Yes?
- DM:
- heh
- DM:
- Uh
- Nirrti:
- whose turn
- DM:
- Nirrti, Lamp, Will saves please
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 5 + 6 = 11
- Lampshade:
- ohshit
- DM:
- Nirrti
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+4 => 1 + 4 = 5
- Nirrti:
- gj
- Lampshade:
- OH SHIT
- * DM rolls: 2d10 => 13
- Nirrti:
- sure feels good to have GOOD FUCKING ROLLS
- Lampshade:
- The steroid giant is loose!
- * DM rolls: 2d10 => 8
- DM:
- Lamp, 13 damage, Nirrti, 8.
- DM:
- Ethereal tendrils of madness touch your minds. It is becoming painful to think.
- Nirrti:
- i need not to think
- Nirrti:
- KHORNE WILL GUIDE MY BLADE
- Darth GW7:
- I've seen enough hentai to-
- DM:
- Darth's turn.
- Darth GW7:
- We've done this joke already
- DM:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE ONCE MORE
- Nirrti:
- i bet he crits too
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+8 => 18 + 8 = 26
- Darth GW7:
- not quite
- Nirrti:
- and then i roll 1 again
- Lampshade:
- Almost
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
- Darth GW7:
- almost full damage
- Nirrti:
- well then i'll roll 2
- Darth GW7:
- 1 off in each case
- DM:
- Canu
- DM:
- Roll to stop dying
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d100 => 3
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wow
- DM:
- ...nope.
- Canuhearmenow:
- -1 again?
- DM:
- Yup
- Lampshade:
- Sorry, I need to keep Nirrti alive for now
- * Elias leaks precious bodily fluids
- DM:
- Nirrti's turn.
- Nirrti:
- i still have 8hp
- Lampshade:
- I have 2d8 heal up my sleeve
- Nirrti:
- i shall do the same i did before, power attack with -3 on attack and +6 on dmg if hit
- Lampshade:
- ok
- Lampshade:
- Crit!
- Lampshade:
- CRIT!
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+11 => 1 + 11 = 12
- Nirrti:
- told you
- Lampshade:
- .............
- Nirrti:
- that i'd roll 1
- DM:
- ...
- Nirrti:
- that's just my luck isn't it
- Nirrti:
- it's going to hit ahwassa
- Nirrti:
- and she'll splatter like a bug
- DM:
- Roll a d100
- * Nirrti rolls: d100 => 45
- DM:
- Roll for damage.
- Lampshade:
- Well
- Lampshade:
- Nice knowing you guys
- * Nirrti rolls: 3d6+15+1+6 => 14 + 15 + 1 + 6 = 36
- DM:
- Darth, take 36 damage.
- Darth GW7:
- I...
- Darth GW7:
- what
- DM:
- Yeah
- Nirrti:
- must be divine retribution
- Canuhearmenow:
- 2 HP left
- DM:
- Grim's turn
- Z'ar Kor:
- Ye gods... ouch...
- Lampshade:
- Buffing Nirrti was a great idea!
- Nirrti:
- sure was
- * DM rolls: d20 => 3
- Z'ar Kor:
- Does this... make us even?
- Lampshade:
- You know
- Lampshade:
- He ran out of arrows
- Canuhearmenow:
- He's like a big steroid ape!
- DM:
- ...
- Canuhearmenow:
- he's firing air
- Lampshade:
- Charge!
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
- Lampshade:
- And miss
- DM:
- Ayup
- Nirrti:
- you should've healed z'ar
- Canuhearmenow:
- Heal someone Lamp
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 10 + 5 = 15
- Lampshade:
- Dude, it was Grim
- * DM rolls: d6 + 3 => 6 + 3 = 9
- Nirrti:
- oh
- DM:
- Lamp's turn
- Nirrti:
- how long does enlarge person last
- Nirrti:
- 3 rounds?
- Lampshade:
- Long enough
- Lampshade:
- 3 min I think
- * Lampshade rolls: 2d8+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
- Lampshade:
- Nirrti, get 15 hp
- Lampshade:
- And I move there
- Nirrti:
- my rage's still got what, 3 or 4 rounds left
- Jekko:
- whos turn?
- DM:
- Eh
- DM:
- Yours
- DM:
- Everyone
- DM:
- Make balance checks
- * Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 12 - 2 = 10
- Canuhearmenow:
- What about me
- DM:
- ...not you.
- Canuhearmenow:
- I just roll around like a log then
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 16 + 5 = 21
- Nirrti:
- did enlarge person give minus to dex
- Nirrti:
- i already forgot
- Lampshade:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- -2
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- Nirrti:
- so -1 mod
- Lampshade:
- Yes
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+1 => 11 + 1 = 12
- * Elias collides with the wall and explodes in a shower of gore
- Lampshade:
- Wait, does balance get minus from armor?
- DM:
- probably
- Lampshade:
- shit
- Lampshade:
- I got 6 then
- DM:
- Yeah, Armour Check penalty
- Nirrti:
- well i got 9
- DM:
- Darth?
- Lampshade:
- Yeah, I get a 6
- Nirrti:
- TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRR
- DM:
- Lamp and Nirrti are now prone
- Darth GW7:
- er
- DM:
- roll for grim
- Darth GW7:
- Yes?
- DM:
- Balance check
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 17 + 2 = 19
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 11 + 1 = 12
- Lampshade:
- He stays up!
- Darth GW7:
- I possibly don't
- ???:
- I shall tear you down, and the skies along with you.
- DM:
- Apply Armour penalty, Darth
- Darth GW7:
- What penalty
- Lampshade:
- -4
- Darth GW7:
- k
- Lampshade:
- for you
- DM:
- Darth is prone
- Lampshade:
- wait, -2
- Lampshade:
- sorry
- DM:
- -2?
- Lampshade:
- Thought you had breast plate
- Darth GW7:
- Wait
- DM:
- Darth is not prone
- Lampshade:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- Why do I have a penalty
- Darth GW7:
- I'm wearing light armour
- Lampshade:
- Armor check penalty
- Darth GW7:
- Oh
- Darth GW7:
- shield
- Lampshade:
- It still has it
- Lampshade:
- oh right, I forgot tha
- Lampshade:
- that
- * DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 8 + 6 = 14
- Lampshade:
- yeah, it's -4
- DM:
- Darth is prone, then.
- DM:
- DC to beat is 10
- DM:
- Jekko's turn
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- DM:
- You're flanking
- Darth GW7:
- I dropped my shield
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 3 + 2 = 5
- Darth GW7:
- AAAGES ago
- Darth GW7:
- weren't you listening?
- Jekko:
- why now
- Lampshade:
- wat
- DM:
- Is this your retcon Darth?
- Darth GW7:
- ...no
- DM:
- Then, no, you didn't.
- DM:
- Grim makes a will save.
- DM:
- Jekko, make one too.
- Nirrti:
- how long does it take to get up
- * Lampshade rolls: d20 => 13
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +3 => 5 + 3 = 8
- DM:
- Oh, so so so close, Lamp.
- * DM rolls: 2d10 => 8
- * DM rolls: 2d10 => 13
- Jekko:
- au
- Lampshade:
- was it 14?
- DM:
- Yeah
- DM:
- Jekko takes 13 damage, Grim takes 8
- Jekko:
- we are going to die
- DM:
- It takes a move action to get up
- DM:
- Which provokes an AoO
- Lampshade:
- oh phew
- Lampshade:
- oh damn
- Lampshade:
- Who wants to take one for the team
- Lampshade:
- Nirrti?
- DM:
- But you can still attack while prone
- DM:
- Darth's turn
- Nirrti:
- doesn't it give minus though
- Nirrti:
- if attacking when prone
- DM:
- -4
- Nirrti:
- so yes, fuck that
- Nirrti:
- i'm getting up yo
- DM:
- Darth...?
- Darth GW7:
- er
- Jekko:
- kill
- Darth GW7:
- What's its attack mod again?
- DM:
- Is this a good point to bring up the fact that, uh, it doesn't have a melee attack?
- Darth GW7:
- I may risk standing up
- Darth GW7:
- so...
- Darth GW7:
- How can it have an AoO?
- Canuhearmenow:
- No AoO
- DM:
- It's basic attack is psionic. The 2d10 thing.
- DM:
- It doesn't.
- DM:
- :D
- Darth GW7:
- I stand up
- Lampshade:
- Ah
- DM:
- Balance check
- * Z'ar Kor is the real slim shady
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-3 => 12 - 3 = 9
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- DM:
- You fall back down again
- DM:
- Canu
- Darth GW7:
- wait what
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d100 => 83
- DM:
- Well
- Darth GW7:
- Did that use up a turn?
- DM:
- Nah
- DM:
- You can attack
- DM:
- Good point
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah bitch
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+4 => 13 + 4 = 17
- DM:
- -4, yes?
- Darth GW7:
- +8-4
- DM:
- right, right
- DM:
- roll for damage.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
- DM:
- Right
- DM:
- Nirrti
- Nirrti:
- get the fuck up
- Nirrti:
- what do i roll
- Nirrti:
- TO FUCK SHIT UP
- Jekko:
- balance
- Lampshade:
- Balance
- Lampshade:
- then attack
- Canuhearmenow:
- Try not to fall on your face again
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+1 => 6 + 1 = 7
- Nirrti:
- yeah no
- Lampshade:
- Attack with -4
- DM:
- Roll to hit it
- Nirrti:
- i guess i'll just take a swing at the ankles there
- Canuhearmenow:
- It doens't have ankles
- DM:
- Hush
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+10 => 14 + 10 = 24
- DM:
- Hack at the dregs of skin
- DM:
- That's a hit.
- Lampshade:
- Incoming MASSIVE DAMAGE
- * Nirrti rolls: 3d6+15+1 => 8 + 15 + 1 = 24
- DM:
- You reach up, grab hold of one of the ropier strands of flesh. With one hand, you yank the beast down. With your axe in the other, you split it open, causing blood and ichor to spill out into the falling room.
- Lampshade:
- Is it ded?
- OMG'ahr:
- THE GLORIOUS BLOODSHED
- DM:
- Yeah
- Ahwassa:
- I think we should get out of here...
- Lampshade:
- Is combat over?
- Halfred:
- when this is over ahwassa get elias ill cheack the corpse then we nee to get out of here
- DM:
- The room, btw, has been hitting off of other pieces of the cathedral. It isn't going as fast as it would on a full, clear descent.
- DM:
- Combat's over.
- Lampshade:
- Right
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +6 => 2 + 6 = 8
- * Lampshade rolls: d20-6 => 16 - 6 = 10
- Lampshade:
- Balance check
- Lampshade:
- Do I pass?
- Jekko:
- serch
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+1 => 14 + 1 = 15
- Nirrti:
- balance aswell
- ???:
- You... bastards... It was all so perfect, so, so, so, so glorious. And now it's...
- Nirrti:
- still -1 mod due to fatigue
- DM:
- Lamp and Nirrti pass
- Lampshade:
- I cast
- Canuhearmenow:
- DEATH
- * Lampshade rolls: 2d8+3 => 14 + 3 = 17
- Nirrti:
- FIST
- Lampshade:
- 17 heal
- Ahwassa:
- Get up Elias, we need to move
- Canuhearmenow:
- 5 HP away from full health!
- DM:
- Canu, balance check
- * OMG'ahr sits down, tired and weary
- Elias:
- Bwah, what happened
- Lampshade:
- We killed the thing
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 20 + 2 = 22
- Ahwassa:
- We killed that... thing
- Canuhearmenow:
- I am completely unfazed by the falling room
- Lampshade:
- I cast Lesser Vigor on Z'ar
- DM:
- Canu attains flight.
- OMG'ahr:
- Yeah, sorry about that Z'ar, kinda missed that one swing. Badly.
- Ahwassa:
- This should ease the pain Z'ar
- * Elias flutters away like a butterfly
- * Z'ar Kor coughs
- Z'ar Kor:
- yeah... you could say that.
- Lampshade:
- You get 1 hp per 6 seconds up to 15
- Darth GW7:
- So, basically I have 17hp?
- Ahwassa:
- I'd like to say you deserved it...
- Ahwassa:
- But I forgive you over that mind control incident
- Z'ar Kor:
- Thanks.
- * Z'ar Kor gets up slowly
- Darth GW7:
- Do I have to do a balance check?
- DM:
- Yeah
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-3 => 15 - 3 = 12
- Darth GW7:
- phew
- DM:
- mhm
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 8 + 3 = 11
- Lampshade:
- So is this part of the cathedral going to crash or something?
- DM:
- Yeah
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 19 + 9 = 28
- DM:
- everything up to the fog back there
- Canuhearmenow:
- Arcana Check
- DM:
- On...?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Creature
- Halfred:
- there is nothing in here time to leave
- Lampshade:
- What fog?
- Lampshade:
- Ah, the in the hallway after the next hall?
- DM:
- mhm
- Ahwassa:
- Come on, we need to get out of here NOW
- DM:
- Hang on
- DM:
- Arcana check to sort out
- Lampshade:
- ok
- OMG'ahr:
- Not exactly in best shape right now...
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +9 => 5 + 9 = 14
- Ahwassa:
- Do you want to end up among the rubble when this thing collapses?
- Z'ar Kor:
- You'd better get in the best shape for running, or you won't be in shape for anything.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Now come ON, let's MOVE!
- OMG'ahr:
- Do I look like I want to?
- OMG'ahr:
- But the rage, it drains me so
- Z'ar Kor:
- I will carry you myself so help me I will
- Darth GW7:
- How much do you weigh
- Darth GW7:
- just.,.. for reference
- Nirrti:
- too much for you
- Canuhearmenow:
- He's a lard ass
- Darth GW7:
- fat bastard
- Jekko:
- some one spot cheack for secret door
- Nirrti:
- 330lbs
- Ahwassa:
- And equipment
- Lampshade:
- that was ooc
- Lampshade:
- So about 370 or something
- Nirrti:
- yeah, around
- Nirrti:
- actually more
- Nirrti:
- 400 closer
- Nirrti:
- armor is 25lbs, both weapons 12lbs
- Lampshade:
- Oh right, you had two
- Darth GW7:
- okay
- Darth GW7:
- so
- Lampshade:
- We're running out
- Darth GW7:
- carrying not an option at least
- Nirrti:
- draw me like one of your french girls
- Nirrti:
- i mean
- Nirrti:
- drag me
- Z'ar Kor:
- What are we falling into, anyway?
- DM:
- Wasteland
- Lampshade:
- Just what kind of French girls do you know?
- Nirrti:
- ugly ones
- Jekko:
- 100feet down
- Ahwassa:
- Does it really matter?
- Lampshade:
- So what's the black part?
- DM:
- Where it cut off
- DM:
- There is nothing beyond that, essentially.
- Lampshade:
- We need to jump?
- Lampshade:
- oh
- * Elias begins removing the orbs as quickly as he can
- Darth GW7:
- Well guys
- Darth GW7:
- Sucks to be you
- Darth GW7:
- but this is where we part ways
- Lampshade:
- ...
- Nirrti:
- my jump IS 9
- * Darth GW7 FLYYYYYY
- Ahwassa:
- Coward!
- Halfred:
- there must be secret door out of here
- Z'ar Kor:
- Anyone know how to fly?
- Halfred:
- no
- DM:
- Jekko
- Ahwassa:
- Tha secret door better have seven featherfall potions in it
- DM:
- Wouldn't the area beyond the door ALSO be falling?
- Ahwassa:
- Otherwise it's going to be somewhat useless
- * Elias begins unscrewing the three large Spelljammer cores
- Nirrti:
- bob dylans i see
- Jekko:
- yea
- Ahwassa:
- Elias, I hope to the gods that you know what you're doing
- Z'ar Kor:
- As far as I can see I can only see me and halfred getting out of here.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Am I missing something?
- DM:
- Yes
- Halfred:
- any ideas?
- Lampshade:
- So does fiddling with the cores do anything?
- DM:
- Hush for a second
- * OMG'ahr sits down again
- DM:
- Arcana and religion checks.
- * Elias begins frantically looking around the room
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+7 => 12 + 7 = 19
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 11 => 8 + 11 = 19
- DM:
- right
- Lampshade:
- Happy?
- DM:
- Sure, sure.
- DM:
- Hang on
- * Elias begins screwing in orbs rapidly
- Darth GW7:
- personally I want to just jump out with halfred
- Darth GW7:
- I can carry him
- Nirrti:
- do it and i'll jump on you
- Lampshade:
- Go ahead
- Nirrti:
- and WE'LL ALL DIE
- Elias:
- Guys
- Lampshade:
- We'll meet you at the bottom
- Ahwassa:
- Please tell me you got something
- Nirrti:
- it's not the fall that gets you
- Nirrti:
- it's the sudden stop at the bottom
- Elias:
- I'm gonna have to.... Do something
- DM:
- It's the half-orc coming after you
- Nirrti:
- that too
- Lampshade:
- Hey, can I go take a look at the armors in the hallway?
- Elias:
- Just... Tell my master Elias died in the line of duty, ok?
- Halfred:
- litless conversation litle more action please
- Z'ar Kor:
- Elias...
- DM:
- Sure, Lamp.
- Ahwassa:
- What?
- * Elias looks at the throne
- * Elias he begins to touch it
- Lampshade:
- Are they valuable in any way?
- Jekko:
- nope
- * Z'ar Kor looks at the floor, sighing
- Nirrti:
- elias is getting consensual with some furniture
- Z'ar Kor:
- I... I really hope he can do this.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Because... I'm the one who will have to leave if he can't.
- Z'ar Kor:
- And I don't want to have to do that.
- * Darth GW7 awkward silence
- DM:
- hang on a sec
- * Nirrti crickets
- Nirrti:
- A BAT
- * Elias shoves the wires of the throne into his arms
- OMG'ahr:
- You sure that's a good idea Elias?
- Lampshade:
- Seeing as I had a 19 for religion, do I know what's going on?
- Darth GW7:
- canu I don't think booting up the hyron project is a good idea
- OMG'ahr:
- I mean, you did see the thing that previously inhabited the throne, didn't you
- * Elias falls unconscious as a large series of tubes plug into his head and back
- Darth GW7:
- Yup, he's booting the hyron project
- Ahwassa:
- That....
- OMG'ahr:
- Right, so, I guess we'll have to kill him now, too
- DM:
- The cathedral begins to slow.
- * DM rolls: 20d6 => 69
- Ahwassa:
- He's just controlling the cathedral
- DM:
- Everyone take 69 non lethal damage.
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Darth GW7:
- er
- Lampshade:
- So fall uncoscious
- Lampshade:
- right?
- Darth GW7:
- oh my
- DM:
- yes
- Darth GW7:
- I should have jumped already
- Jekko:
- and that ends the game to be continued
- DM:
- And now, there is blackness.
- Nirrti:
- DARKVISIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
- DM:
- Not while you're unconscious.
- * Z'ar Kor thinks "Well so much for that life insurance"
- Elias:
- I have control
- Nirrti:
- maybe i'm sleepwalking eh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Hue
- Nirrti:
- with my eyes open eh
- Darth GW7:
- maybe we're canadian eh
- Nirrti:
- maybe give me some money eh
- * Z'ar Kor thinks "How long is this darkness going to last"
- DM whispers: How long can you stay on for?
- * Z'ar Kor thinks "Damn I could really go for a cheeseburger right now. Oh, wait, unconcious. Never mind."
- You whisper to DM: Bit longer tonight I think
- DM:
- Right
- * Lampshade dreams of sheep
- * Z'ar Kor thinks lamp is welsh
- Jekko:
- so how much xp?
- Darth GW7:
- none
- Lampshade:
- True
- Darth GW7:
- we're dead
- Lampshade:
- That is very important
- Canuhearmenow:
- Well you guys are unconscious
- Darth GW7:
- "You guys"
- Darth GW7:
- wait..
- Lampshade:
- Elias is special
- Canuhearmenow:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- is he coming back as a risen martyr
- DM:
- Don't you need to be divine for that?
- Darth GW7:
- I hope that canu knew that
- * Nirrti rolls: d100 => 89
- Darth GW7:
- Wait what
- Darth GW7:
- Ooh me too me too
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d100 => 71
- Darth GW7:
- aw
- Nirrti:
- no
- DM:
- no
- Nirrti:
- that was FOR QUEST
- Nirrti:
- secret stuff
- Darth GW7:
- I feel left out
- Nirrti:
- ssshh
- Darth GW7:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIBIuLBCbo
- Canuhearmenow:
- Is that for whatever happens next?
- Darth GW7:
- I guess so
- Nirrti:
- yes
- Nirrti:
- it decided your fate
- Darth GW7:
- oh, the roll?
- Nirrti:
- yes
- Darth GW7:
- I thought you were talking about the music
- * Nirrti rolls: d100 => 57
- Canuhearmenow:
- I was talking about the music
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+1 => 15 + 1 = 16
- Jekko:
- ds
- Lampshade:
- Can we see the map?
- Jekko:
- nope
- DM:
- Not yet, I guess.
- OMG'ahr:
- So do those tubeholes heal up normally then?
- Elias:
- Err
- Elias:
- I guess a lick of magic couldn't hurt
- Lampshade:
- I cast cure minor wounds on you
- Lampshade:
- You heal one hp
- DM:
- WOW
- Canuhearmenow:
- Why are we still blindddd
- DM:
- Because shut up, gawd
- Darth GW7:
- Well
- Darth GW7:
- I need to go soon
- DM:
- let's end here then, I guess. I can get a decent map done for next week.
- Darth GW7:
- okay
- Lampshade:
- All right
- Lampshade:
- Works for me
- Darth GW7:
- hey
- Jekko:
- xp?
- Darth GW7:
- hey hjort
- Lampshade:
- XP!
- Darth GW7:
- you still have saturday
- Darth GW7:
- c:
- DM:
- Yeah, Darth
- DM:
- 1000 xp
- Canuhearmenow:
- Didn't Hjort say something about us going to level 4 upon finishing the Cathedral?
- Lampshade:
- 300 xp to level
- Lampshade:
- Yes he did
- Darth GW7:
- Did we finish the cathedral though???
- Darth GW7:
- That is the question
- Lampshade:
- Although, technically we aren't out yet
- DM:
- :D
- Darth GW7:
- don't jump to con-
- Darth GW7:
- oh shit he smiled
- Darth GW7:
- shit shit shit
- Lampshade:
- I guess we could do the same with the levels as last time
- Darth GW7:
- reach for the lazers
- DM:
- Yeah, sure.
- Lampshade:
- Since leveling up between sessions goes easier
- DM:
- You guys level up
- Lampshade:
- Yay
- DM:
- Ooh, yeah, level 4, right?
- Nirrti:
- well fuckinghell
- Darth GW7:
- ooh
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Darth GW7:
- extra abilities
- Nirrti:
- now i got to look up the rolls and shit
- Darth GW7:
- scores
- Nirrti:
- whatnot
- Nirrti:
- *whatnow
- DM:
- I'll help Nirrti, if you need it.
- Darth GW7:
- anyway
- Darth GW7:
- I must leave
- Nirrti:
- none of my characters before have reached level 4
- Nirrti:
- the highest one was 3
- DM:
- Just, uh, ask if you need help
- Nirrti:
- and it died
- DM:
- Oh?
- DM:
- Oh.
- DM:
- :(
- Nirrti:
- barbarians
- DM whispers: Bye
- Lampshade:
- Can I roll for my hp?
- Darth GW7:
- guys
- Darth GW7:
- I...
- DM:
- Not right now
- Darth GW7:
- I still haven't used my wings
- Nirrti:
- life expectancy in my hands not so great
- Darth GW7:
- ;-;
- Lampshade:
- heh
- DM:
- Aaaw
- Nirrti:
- what was the barbarian HP roll again
- Darth GW7:
- are you guys trolling me
- DM:
- d12
- Lampshade:
- 12
- Darth GW7:
- I could have used my wings
- Nirrti:
- plus what
- Darth GW7:
- but
- DM:
- + con mod
- Nirrti:
- yeah, thought so
- Darth GW7:
- I would have left you behind
- Darth GW7:
- so I couldn't do it
- DM:
- We'll sort this out later, I guess.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Aww yea
- Canuhearmenow:
- Scorching Ray
- DM:
- We can use online rollers for the HP.
- Darth GW7:
- anyhow
- Darth GW7:
- toodle-oo
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