Lazer Team 2 (2017) Eng

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[eerie music]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>[Woody] Space, vast,
cold, beautiful, oh god!</i>

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[dramatic music]

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<i>'Okay, rude..</i>

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<i>Where was I?</i>

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<i>'Space, the next step... '</i>

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<i>Bloody hell..</i>

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<i>It's gonna do it
again, isn't it?</i>

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<i>Or maybe not, space...</i>

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<i>All right, this is
gettin' bloody ridiculous.</i>

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<i>The fate of the galaxy,
perhaps even the universe,</i>

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<i>has been tied to fragile beings
of our small blue planet,</i>

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<i>the place we call home..</i>

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[dramatic music]
[electricity zaps]

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{gasps}

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Margaret, it's very important

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that the rest of the team
hears this transmission.

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I don't know how long I
can keep a clear signal.

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[alarms sounding]

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<i>[Female on intercom] All
personnel evacuate immediately.</i>

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<i>'This is an emergency..</i>

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<i>Structural integrity
reaching critical limits.</i>

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<i>All personnel
evacuate immediately.</i>

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Uh oh.

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Mr. Scientist.

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Okay, I know this looks bad.

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<i>[Vandenbloom] That's
'cause it is bad.</i>

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Alpha Team's still inside.

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If we keep the rift
open much longer,

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it'll tear this place apart.

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Just shut it down!

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I can't, she locked us
out of the controls.

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[beeping]

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[suspenseful music]

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Come on!

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Hey Maggie, how are ya?

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Could you turn off
the rift device thing?

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No.

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Um, it's causing a
bit of a problem.

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- No, shut up.
- Please.

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They're okay,
they're almost here.

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It's just a few more seconds.

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We can't maintain this.

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It's too dangerous, Maggie.

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No, it's not!

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[buzz, blast]

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Okay, it is a little dangerous,

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but they're almost here.

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[suspenseful music]

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Look!

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[dramatic music]

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What happened?

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Where is he?

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[beeping]

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No!

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<i>In the months following
the alleged alien attack,</i>

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<i>controversy has surrounded the'</i>

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<i>Defense Extraterrestrial
Intelligence Agency or DETIA.</i>

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With Lazer Team disbanded,
facilities in disrepair,

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and congressional
funding uncertain,

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the future of the agency appears
to be in serious jeopardy.

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We now go live to a press
conference at DETIA headquarters

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where, hopefully, new
information springs up.

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[press chattering]

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Oh.

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There's a lot of
you this morning.

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They are all naked.

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All of them, big, floppy,
naked parts everywhere.

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You can do this.

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As you know, after the Antarean
attack several years ago,

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we have been hard at
work trying to prevent

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future alien incursions.

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I'm very proud to present
to you the Space Wall.

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[press chattering]

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Designed by our top
military scientists,

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<i>this wall will completely
encircle the planet,</i>

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<i>thus keeping out
any unwanted aliens.</i>

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Nothing illegal will
get past this wall.

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Only legals allowed.

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I'm sorry, a space wall.

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How is that even gonna work?

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Can't the aliens
just go around it?

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There's a turret gun
on the space wall.

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<i>The wall will also
be extremely tall,</i>

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much too tall to climb.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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Objection.

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This isn't a courtroom.

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Overruled, habeas corpus.

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<i>Next question?</i>

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[press chattering]

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Yes, can you comment on the
widespread power outages

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originating from this facility?

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That was routine maintenance.

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We were doing some
regularly-scheduled work

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on our wormhole stabilizer.

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What, sorry,
wormhole stabilizer?

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Why do we have this
if it says classified?

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<i>Okay, close your
eyes, don't look.</i>

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Guys, seriously,
don't write that down.

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I see it in your book.

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<i>'Give me the page..</i>

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This is a disaster.

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<i>[Vandenbloom] No texting,
no Tweeting, nothing.</i>

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[dramatic music]

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See, a simple wall would've
prevented this intrusion.

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Name and rank, solider.

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Get lost.

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You got it.

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My name is Major
Evelyn Kilborne.

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Effective immediately, I will
be the new head of this agency.

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For the past four years,
this ridiculous Lazer Team

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has been a huge wart on the ass
of the United States government.

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Today, I burn that wart off.

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We are going to refocus our
energy on the three things

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that American does best:
guns, missiles, and guns.

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[reporters gasp]

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And you can rest assured

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that these hands are gonna
keep our planet safe.

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<i>No more questions?</i>

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Fantastic.

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Dismissed.

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She <i>seems</i> nice.

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I think we'll be okay.

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[dramatic music]

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<i>[Evelyn] Are these the remaining
files on the Champion Program?</i>

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<i>[Vandenbloom] Yes ma'am,
these are super classified.</i>

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<i>[Evelyn] Perfect, have
them brought to my office.</i>

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Hi there.

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I'm Dr. Maggie Whittington.

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I worked on the Champion
Project before this.

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- Who is this person?
- That's, uh...

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This is my lab that your
men are rearranging.

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They're not rearranging,
they're dismantling.

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Whittington, hmm, I've
heard a lot about you.

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I'm giving you a promotion,

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reassigned to
weapons development.

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It's actually a lateral move.

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Hey, soldier, this
looks expensive.

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We got a box for it?

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<i>[Vandenbloom] I'm sorry to
see you go, but congrats.</i>

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Please, take me with you.

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<i>[Maggie] I can't go anywhere.</i>

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The tools in this laboratory
are the only connection

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that we have to the
Einstein-Rosen bridge,

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and as of a week ago,
I'm the only person

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left on the planet who
knows how to operate it.

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Well, that's fine
because as of today,

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this project is canceled.

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We're not dumping
any more resources

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down some intergalactic
rabbit hole.

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[Maggie] It's a wormhole

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and there are people
still stuck inside.

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Dr. Woodrow is an
important part of the team.

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You <i>mean</i> helmet boy?

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Terrible loss.

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You can't just write him off.

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Since you and Dr. Woodrow
opened that rift,

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how many people have
come back alive.

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He's not just anyone.

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He's a champion of Earth.

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He helped save the planet.

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He was never a real champion.

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None of them were.

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And now it's my turn.

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It's nice to take turns.

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Shush.

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You've had your play time,

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and now we're
packing up your toys.

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I'm not helping you.

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Then I'll find
someone else who will.

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[laughing]

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Who the hell on this planet
is qualified to do that?

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Vandenbloom, heel.

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[tense somber music]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[cheerful music]

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<i>[Announcer] Nothing is as
special as a shared moment,</i>

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<i>and when a moment's perfect,</i>

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<i>you want that special
person by your side,</i>

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<i>but nothing can ruin a moment...</i>

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<i>like aggressive genital crabs.</i>

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[screaming]

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What's up?

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It's me, Herman Mendoza,
savior of the planet

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and star of the animated
series B<i>oot Group.

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Now, when I'm not fighting
aliens to s<i>ave </i>the planet,

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I'm fightin' off pubic
lice to save my junk.

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That's why I use Pube-ex.

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You want fast relief, trust
me, the Texas Tornado.

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[ding]

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Annnnnd cut.

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Good, fantastic.

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You made me want
crabs on that one.

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I'm in the wrong business.

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<i>[Director] Right.</i>

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So, we got one more
shot before we wrap.

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<i>We're gonna need you
to run super fast.</i>

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Okay, I can't do that.

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[sighs]

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What's up, buddy?

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What do you need to
get through this?

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You need a bump?

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- What?
- Need some coke?

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<i>'No, no, no..</i>

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I know some guys on
set, what do you need?

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Some jalapeño poppers?
- No, dude.

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Listen to me, if you get
through this last shot

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and you knock it outta the park,
I'm gonna take you out tonight

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and we're gonna
party our asses off.

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Hey man, look, first of all,

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The problem is the aliens
that I fought broke my boot

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while I was savin'
the frickin' planet.

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Okay, I am so thankful
that you saved the planet.

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Thank you for your
service to humanity.

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A little over the top.

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Everybody, are we all thankful
that Herman saved the planet?

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Not necessary.

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And we watched his
clips on YouTube.

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<i>'We love him for it, yes?</i>

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<i>We salute you, sir..</i>

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For the record,
nobody saluted, so.

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Here we go!

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Yep.

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Anthony Hagan, it's
been some time.

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It has, it's been a
long time since...

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I mean, what does someone do

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after they get to fight
aliens, am I right?

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Yeah, it was a
unique experience.

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Do you feel like
your life has peaked?

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<i>[Hagan] Peaked?</i>

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Well...

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I know, I'd probably just
fall into a deep depression,

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spiraling further
and further down

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<i>as the walls of
isolation and emptiness</i>

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<i>clawed at my door..</i>

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Okay.

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[beep]

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[messenger ringing]

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Hi, Daddy!

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Hey, Sweetie!

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How you doin'?

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It's Dad.

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I know, you don't have
to be so loud, gee!

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Oh, sorry, sorry.

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Happy birthday, by the way.

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Oh, thanks, Sweetie.

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I can't believe you remembered.

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Yeah, well, when
you're in college,

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you gotta keep ahead
of things, right?

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[chuckles]

254
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,779
How's the job search going, huh?

255
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:22,780
Goin' great, actually.

256
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,907
Yeah, I had an
interview this week,

257
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,820
but the waiting room was all
filled with 25-year-olds.

258
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:28,828
Probably a good
thing, though, right?

259
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,988
Make me more memorable.

260
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,202
That's awesome Dad.

261
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,583
Maybe you'll even make
some new friends too.

262
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,962
Well, I mean, yeah,
sure, but I mean,

263
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:40,124
I see the old team all the
time, even your boyfriend.

264
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:44,966
Hmm, right, my boyfriend.

265
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,472
Sorry, I just worry about
you, I guess I shouldn't.

266
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,382
[Hagan] Yeah.

267
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,892
<i>Seems</i> like you're
in a good space.

268
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,553
Yeah.

269
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,222
I'm in a really good place.

270
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,377
All right, well,
I gotta go, Dad.

271
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,266
I will talk to you later.

272
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,058
[Hagan] Okay.

273
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,111
Bye.

274
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,520
Bye, kiddo.

275
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:11,657
[sullen music]

276
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:22,758
Yup, I see you
guys all the time.

277
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,739
<i>[Max on phone] You have ought to
make this work, right, Herman?</i>

278
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,424
<i>Let that teach you
how money works.</i>

279
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:31,011
<i>No, what anyone says
is zero, zero, Herman!</i>

280
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,178
<i>Zero, like the hole in the
lining of my bleeding stomach.</i>

281
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,166
<i>I don't work for talent that
can't hold a gig, Herman.</i>

282
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,851
<i>First</i> it was Dancing
with the Stars

283
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,857
and now a walk-on <i>role</i>
in The Running Man.

284
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:40,983
<i>You dick!</i>

285
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,895
<i>Johnny's got alimony
to pay, Herman.</i>

286
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,133
<i>Why haven't you said anything?</i>

287
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:44,988
<i>Kl know that sound, Herman..</i>

288
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,195
<i>'Don't hang up..</i>

289
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,984
[groans]

290
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,281
Oh man, why did we have to
kill the one alien species

291
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,449
that knew how to take
these things off.

292
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,616
Agh!

293
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,919
Oh, whoa!

294
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,831
I'm sorry, I didn't <i>mean</i> to
scare you or disturb you.

295
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,965
You don't scare me.

296
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:04,795
I ain't scared.

297
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,675
[chuckles]

298
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,508
I'm just reading this book.

299
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,556
That's a menu.

300
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:13,012
It's a book about menus.

301
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,426
What do you want?

302
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,637
Okay, I guess I don't
really know where to start

303
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,273
or how to put this, but...

304
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:25,111
I need your help
with something huge.

305
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,156
Oh.

306
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,906
[chuckles]

307
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,361
You're a Boot Groupie.

308
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,617
Uh, I'm sorry, what?

309
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,323
I'm not sure I'm following.

310
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,832
Boot Groupie, you watched
my cartoon Boot Group.

311
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,596
<i>See this cute little
cartoon guy right there</i>

312
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,039
and you go, "You know what",

313
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,125
I wanna meet him in real
life and sit on his face."

314
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,504
<i>'Yeah, I get it..</i>

315
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,710
See you guys all the time.

316
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,251
You wanna take a ride
on the Texas Tornado.

317
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,384
Right?

318
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,466
Be a storm chaser,
all thrill, no bill.

319
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,658
<i>It's nothin' to be ashamed of..</i>

320
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,785
<i>There's a lotta
you guys out there.</i>

321
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,140
<i>But it's cool, I'll be gentle..</i>

322
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,205
What do you say, we just clear
out some of these beer cans

323
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,095
and we can do the
Kentucky boot grizzle.

324
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,228
<i>That's a move I invented, '</i>

325
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,667
<i>but we'll need some
clarified butter.</i>

326
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,127
We can go to the bathroom, if
you're into some freaky stuff.

327
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,712
<i>Hot today, how 'bout
we take off our clothes</i>

328
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,130
<i>and try to hold an
ice cube between us,</i>

329
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,110
and whatever you wanna do is...

330
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:10,069
Yeah, I um, it's funny

331
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,701
that you're talking about
all this sexual stuff

332
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,578
because there's actually
a little group of us.

333
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,034
Oh, there's more of you?

334
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,539
<i>'Yes, there's plenty of us..</i>

335
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,246
You know, we're just gonna
have a little boot...

336
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,205
scoot, and boogie.

337
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,340
Well, I like that, well,
okay, whoa, oh, oh!

338
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,592
So, anyways, that's
actually why I came,

339
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,093
was just to invite you.

340
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,004
Okay.

341
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,217
So, you're interested, right?

342
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,724
Hey, are there
mustaches in Mexico?

343
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,633
I think so.

344
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:37,642
Yeah, there are.

345
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,143
There's a lot of them.

346
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,145
Okay, yes, perfect.

347
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,022
I'll put the info in your phone.

348
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,023
I'm gonna give you the address.

349
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:47,026
Okay, yeah, 90, throw in there.

350
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:50,780
All right, all right,
well, see you, whoops...

351
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,031
Uh oh, hey hey.

352
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,441
- Little guy.
- How 'bout this?

353
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,763
I'll bring him, we
can have a threesome.

354
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,448
[chuckles]

355
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,497
Maybe.

356
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,725
I'll bring a fresh one though.

357
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,081
I think I already used that.

358
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,667
I will see you... tonight.

359
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:06,775
All right, I'll see you later.

360
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,914
[laughs]

361
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,298
<i>[Herman] Upsettingly sexy.</i>

362
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,549
Ow.

363
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,963
Still got it,
Herman, still got it.

364
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,141
[birds chirping]

365
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,676
<i>- Ah!
- Shut up.</i>

366
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,390
<i>- Ow!
- Shut up.</i>

367
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,225
- Ow!
- Shut up.

368
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,639
<i>[Receptionist] Zach. - Yo!</i>

369
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,044
<i>[Receptionist] There's
a lovely young woman</i>

370
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,354
<i>here at the front desk..</i>

371
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,235
<i>She says she knows you.</i>

372
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,770
<i>[Zach] Mindy, oh, send her in!</i>

373
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,563
Who's Mindy?

374
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,822
<i>'Shut up..</i>

375
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,484
[office music]

376
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,822
[door opens]

377
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,365
Oh, oh my god, um.

378
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,578
Who the hell are you?

379
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,790
You are Zach Spencer
from Lazer Team, right?

380
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,547
Nope, I'm Zach Spencer from
Team Laser Hair Removal.

381
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,957
What do you want?

382
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,468
I just never imagined
the Zeus cannon

383
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,675
being utilized for
this sort of thing.

384
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,783
<i>[Zach] Yeah, you
wouldn't think so,</i>

385
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,172
<i>but once I started
losing juice, '</i>

386
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,870
<i>this is really the only
job I can do anymore,</i>

387
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,009
<i>and believe it or not, '</i>

388
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,414
the NCAA wasn't lookin'
to scout quarterbacks

389
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,851
with no throwing arm, so
again, what do you want?

390
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:06,935
<i>[Customer] Ow!</i>

391
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:13,940
Well, I am here for a client,

392
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:17,234
someone who would like to get
some laser hair removal done.

393
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,388
Great, set up an appointment.

394
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,449
This person won't
come to the office.

395
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,954
You have to come to their home.

396
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,916
Because I don't do house calls.

397
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:25,792
Listen, Zach.

398
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,167
Sorry about that, sir.

399
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,044
It tickles.

400
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:28,999
<i>'Anyways, back to my point, '</i>

401
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,108
they're willing
to pay you double.

402
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:30,963
<i>[Zach] Double?</i>

403
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:31,918
[whispering] Ask for more money.

404
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:32,924
<i>[Maggie] Shut up.</i>

405
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,112
<i>[“Customer whispers] Triple it..</i>

406
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,251
How 'bout triple?

407
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,090
Yeah, fine, triple,
but it's an emergency,

408
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,425
and they need you tonight.

409
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,714
An emergency?

410
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,383
Laser hair removal?

411
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,017
Is it a werewolf?

412
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:47,807
Yes, just gonna write
the address down here.

413
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,098
Be there at 9:00 pm.

414
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,858
Please do not be late.

415
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,859
<i>[Customer] Have a nice evening.</i>

416
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,269
Thank you.

417
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,562
<i>[Customer] How's it lookin'?</i>

418
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,071
Oh, it's lookin' fantastic.

419
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:56,948
Ow!

420
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,154
<i>[Zach] Shut up!</i>

421
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,442
On tonight's broadcast,

422
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,578
could your home be a
ticking time bomb of death?

423
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,560
Crucial information you
need now [knocking at door]

424
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,995
To stay alive.

425
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,829
Right after sports and weather.

426
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,835
Hey!

427
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,291
- <i>Herman?</i>
- Hagan?

428
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,250
What are you doing here?

429
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,318
<i>[Hagan] What am I, I live here.</i>

430
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,298
<i>What are you doing here?</i>

431
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,674
Oh man, so how many people

432
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,552
we got comin' to
this sex dungeon?

433
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,837
Sex dungeon?

434
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,971
All right, who
ordered a smooth ass?

435
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,928
Hagan, Herman?

436
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,469
Wait, you did not pay for
a two-for-one laser razor.

437
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,013
Complimentary hair removal,
that is nice orgy host touch.

438
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,021
Orgy?

439
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,168
What are you goin'
to orgies for?

440
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,102
Don't you have crabs?

441
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,392
I'm just the mascot.

442
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,857
Does Michael Jordan
actually play basketball.

443
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,236
Yes.

444
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,944
Listen, I'll stay for the
sex, just no eye contact.

445
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,199
I know how it works.

446
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,326
What the hell is going on here?

447
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,953
I can explain.

448
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,330
My name is Dr. Maggie
Whittington

449
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,707
and months ago, I received
an encrypted alien signal

450
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,994
that led to the direct
brutal kidnapping

451
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,584
of your friend, Woodrow Johnson,

452
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,998
and I brought you
all here tonight

453
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,543
because I need your
help to get him back.

454
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,424
Okay, who the hell is this?

455
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,963
Oh, this is my Boot Groupie.

456
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:02,972
Ew, no.

457
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,507
What?

458
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,246
All right, everyone sit down
and let me show you something.

459
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,977
So, Woody's missin', huh?

460
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,207
<i>And he was never the brightest,</i>

461
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,723
unless you count the time
when became the brightest.

462
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,437
Can I ask, why did
you all disband

463
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,102
after Pegasus was defunded?

464
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,154
You serious?

465
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,562
<i>I haven't seen
these guys in years.</i>

466
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,301
They could barely keep us
together to save the planet,

467
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,532
much less keep us together
to not save planet.

468
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,318
Yeah, these guys are assholes.

469
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,577
Thanks.

470
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,141
Also, is no one gonna
comment on how Hagan's

471
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,372
doin' his laundry in
sink like a poor person?

472
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,999
[laughs]

473
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,688
Yeah man, that's some serious
divorced dad stuff right there.

474
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,231
You know, Herman, this is
actually pretty progressive.

475
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,691
This is the way they
do it in Europe.

476
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,501
Oh yeah, what part
of Europe, Syria?

477
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,236
<i>There's some refugees tryin'
to escape from your laundry.</i>

478
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,876
Why don't you just grow up.

479
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:46,596
[laughing]

480
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,476
Okay, just forget
I said anything.

481
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,137
Look, your friend,
he needs your help.

482
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,583
Oh, what happened,
did he get a corn dog

483
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,314
stuck in his air vent again?

484
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:58,820
No, he's stuck somewhere
across the galaxy.

485
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,945
The galaxy?

486
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,402
Oh boy, here comes
the exposition.

487
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,566
I used to work for the

488
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,826
Defense Extraterrestrial
Intelligence Agency.

489
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,737
I was head of
Intergalactic Cryptography.

490
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,656
Intergalactic Cryptogr...,

491
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,041
aren't you a little
bit young for that?

492
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,453
Isaac Newton discovered
gravity when he was 25, okay?

493
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,496
- Ooh, diss.
- Ooh, got him.

494
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,960
Like you guys even
know who that is.

495
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,420
Yeah, dude, he invented
Apple computers.

496
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,051
That was Bill Gates, dumb ass.

497
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,678
Look, after Pegasus
was shut down,

498
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,431
I was reassigned to
work with Woodrow.

499
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,682
Ahh, Woodrow.

500
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,643
I don't sound like that.

501
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,554
I don't sound like
that, I'm a nerd.

502
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,641
I'm not wearing glasses.

503
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,273
It's, you sound, she
sounds like she is.

504
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,317
You should be.

505
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,567
I don't know if
that's racist or...

506
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,273
It's nerd, you're a
nerd, he's a nerd.

507
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,812
Zach.

508
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,552
You remember what we learned
about lettin' smart people talk?

509
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,907
No.

510
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,952
We were trying to see what
benefits we could derive

511
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,807
from Antarean technology
when, out of no where,

512
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,572
we got a new kind of message.

513
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,240
It was completely
different and foreign.

514
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,579
<i>It wasn't Antarean..</i>

515
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,119
It was coordinates and
directions on how to

516
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,788
build a rift.

517
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,502
I think you mean a raft.

518
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,546
No, no, a rift.

519
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,506
Dr. Woodrow, when I
finished the translation,

520
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,216
I realized that this
might compensate

521
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,381
for the Heisenberg
uncertainty principle.

522
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,391
That's quite brilliant,
Dr. Whittington.

523
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,747
That calibration
may be all we need

524
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,183
to hold the particle flux.

525
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,096
<i>[“Maggie recording] Thank you..</i>

526
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,105
<i>I think that we
should celebrate.</i>

527
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,393
Would you, um, like
to go out some time

528
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,311
<i>or we could even
just grab a coffee.</i>

529
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,444
<i>[Woody] No thank you.</i>

530
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,231
<i>Coffee increases my
need to defecate.</i>

531
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,490
And I feel like we should
concentrate on science

532
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,697
and not evacuating our bowels.

533
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,032
Huh uh.

534
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,575
<i>[Maggie recording] I
already evacuated my bowels.</i>

535
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,314
<i>[Woody] I take caffeine as
a suppository sometimes.</i>

536
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,648
<i>[Maggie recording] Um,
I'll have to try that.</i>

537
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,457
[Maggie] Moving on.

538
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:43,341
[whirring]

539
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,001
I don't understand.

540
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,341
The magnetosphere
should've held.

541
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,472
I think it might be my fault.

542
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,162
[Woody] Are you wearing
the Antarean crystal?

543
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,663
<i>[Maggie recording] Oh,
the gift that you gave me.</i>

544
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,973
<i>'I left it on your desk'</i>

545
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,889
so you could study the
harmonic balancing properties.

546
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,023
Right.

547
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,524
Is something gonna
happen in this

548
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,881
or is this just a greatest hits
of Woody not havin' any game?

549
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,361
Yeah, is it possible to die

550
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,397
from watching someone
else's embarrassment?

551
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,691
Okay, all right,
fine, here's the rift.

552
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:13,409
[dramatic music]

553
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,322
[Woody] It's holding.

554
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,912
It's a stable rift.

555
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,827
Whoa!

556
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,417
Day 343, Dr. Whittington
and I successfully

557
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,878
induced the
Einstein-Rosen bridge,

558
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:28,295
sometimes colloquially
known as a rift or wormhole.

559
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,466
We're using coordinates
from a distant place.

560
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,679
[screams]

561
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,889
[screaming]

562
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,520
What was that?

563
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,376
<i>[Maggie] The rift shut
before I could get to him.</i>

564
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,040
A few days later, I
was able to reopen it,

565
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,934
and we sent a team
to help save him,

566
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,695
but all they <i>came</i>
back with was this.

567
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,988
They cut off his head!

568
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:48,898
You killed him!

569
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,487
It's his helmet.

570
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,699
Your friend is lost
somewhere in outer space.

571
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,784
He's being stalked
by a horrific alien,

572
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,415
and you guys are the only people

573
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,075
who can help <i>save</i> him.

574
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:04,209
Woody got his helmet off.

575
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:06,374
He took it off.

576
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,839
Yeah, but more importantly,
he needs your help.

577
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,051
But more importantly,
Woody got his helmet off,

578
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,636
which means he can help us
get our busted shit off too.

579
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,037
That means I can
get these boots off,

580
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,622
<i>fix</i> 'em, <i>and go on
Dancing with the Stars.

581
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,307
I can be normal again.

582
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,894
But before that, we
could go into space

583
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:26,402
and fight aliens and
be Lazer Team again.

584
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:27,966
<i>Okay, you know what,
I really don't care</i>

585
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,607
what your reasons are, but we
need to get going, all right,

586
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,026
while I still have <i>access</i>
to the lab to open the rift.

587
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,364
Fine, but I'm not
sittin' next to

588
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,745
these two assholes for
the whole trip, deal?

589
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:39,407
Sure, deal.

590
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,791
Son of a bitch, move over.

591
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:41,667
I can't breathe.

592
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:42,873
What is that smell?

593
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,334
It's my cologne,
Ode de Boot by Herb.

594
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,089
Shut up back there.

595
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,670
We're approaching the base.

596
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:49,863
It's either there
or up Hagan's butt.

597
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:50,887
What do you want?

598
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,546
- In his butt.
- Face, no his face...

599
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,430
[on TV] is more of a
hero than anyone else.

600
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,762
You're hoggin' the
spotlight jackass.

601
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,300
Oh.

602
00:23:58,354 --> 00:23:59,515
I think we stopped.

603
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:00,749
<i>[on TV] Everyone here
is either laser...</i>

604
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,854
Hi, Ralph.

605
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:04,231
Can you open the gate?

606
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,938
Dr. Whittington, what are
you doing here so late?

607
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,381
Are you burning the
midnight oil tonight?

608
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,737
You know, I have some
work I need to finish.

609
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,302
<i>But I don't have you
on any of my registries</i>

610
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:13,612
for coming in this late.

611
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,948
<i>But Ralph, I just wanna
put in those extra hours.</i>

612
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:17,953
Come on.

613
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:21,536
[muffled yelling]

614
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:22,791
What you talkin' about?

615
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:23,836
You're like such...

616
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,041
What was that?

617
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,003
I think that... was your TV.

618
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:32,009
[dramatic music]

619
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,573
I got a little cutty that'll
remodel a gas station.

620
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,087
Woo woo!

621
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,050
[laughs]

622
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,932
<i>Boot Group</i>, classic.

623
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,537
<i>Boot Group</i>, you know
what I'm talkin' about?

624
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,517
Who was your favorite character?

625
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,848
That kooky landlord...

626
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,184
Gustafson, do you know
that I'm the dumbest?

627
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:44,973
<i>Boot Group</i>.

628
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,311
[laughing]

629
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,567
<i>Oh, doc, that doesn't
deserve another season?</i>

630
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,398
It's all these educated
types like yourself,

631
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,154
but not you, you're
a Boot Groupie,

632
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,802
it's the ones who get up
there on their ivory towers

633
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:54,782
and they're like, you know what,

634
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:55,988
Boot Group's not good enough

635
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,305
and I think it's 'cause
it stars a black guy,

636
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,194
but I'm not gonna start that.

637
00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,112
You go on through.

638
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,579
Thanks, Ralph, you're the best.

639
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:01,580
<i>[Zach] I hope you die.</i>

640
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,581
<i>'I'm gonna murder you myself..</i>

641
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,770
<i>I'm gonna cut you into pieces.</i>

642
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:04,980
<i>I'm gonna throw
you in the water.</i>

643
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,356
I'm gonna stomp your
faces in with my boot.

644
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,711
I hate both of you.

645
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,793
I miss this.

646
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,207
Here's your power problem.

647
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,501
[beeping]

648
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,841
Looks like the male end
fell out of the female end,

649
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,596
but you should be good now.

650
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,382
[Evelyn] So, am I turned on?

651
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:22,177
[tense music]

652
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,344
No?

653
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,512
[Evelyn] Wrong.

654
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,101
Stand up, soldier.

655
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:33,193
[slow funk music]

656
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,356
[deep sniff]

657
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,031
I know what you're thinking.

658
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:45,996
She's a powerful woman,
hell bent on pegging

659
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,413
every weasely-face
little man she sees.

660
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,080
Weasely?

661
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,249
I don't know if I would.

662
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:56,385
{giggles}

663
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,762
<i>(Whoops)!-</i>

664
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:02,391
<i>[Evelyn] Sure, I've cited every
type of combat known to man,</i>

665
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,222
but I still need care...

666
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,978
and tenderness and the
type of tantric lovemaking

667
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,065
that's only possible
with a man like you.

668
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,509
Thank you for saying
that, that's really...

669
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,568
[slaps]

670
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,983
Wait, tantric?

671
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,947
Oh oh, all right.

672
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:24,409
Yeah, back in the lab, okay.

673
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,665
Ooh, what is this?

674
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,371
Uh, it's a coffee maker.

675
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,876
[Herman] Okay, an
alien coffee maker.

676
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,380
<i>[Maggie] No, it's a
regular coffee maker.</i>

677
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,711
Uh, hey, somebody broke
somethin' over there.

678
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,467
Do not touch anything
in the lab, okay?

679
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:37,906
There's a lot of important
equipment in here.

680
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,657
Yeah, sure, but how do
you turn on the jet pack?

681
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,076
<i>[Herman] Oh, I think
it's that button up top.</i>

682
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,243
<i>[Zach] It's got a
button, where's that at?</i>

683
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,328
<i>[Maggie] Do no do that, stop it.</i>

684
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:43,966
There's gas in there.

685
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,134
Please do not do that.

686
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,302
I'm trying to take off.

687
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:47,140
<i>[Maggie] Stop that.</i>

688
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,054
Jump, just jump.

689
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,723
[Maggie] Just shut
up, all right?

690
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,062
Listen, Woodrow made you
guys new Lazer Team suits.

691
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,694
These are calibrated to
fit your body exactly.

692
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,445
[triumphant music]

693
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:57,490
Oh!

694
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:04,951
Um, we don't typically
shop at the Baby Gap.

695
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,238
No, you got a shrink ray.

696
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,406
No, they stretch.

697
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,949
So, does it stretch
over the jet pack?

698
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,313
It's not gonna stretch
over the jet pack.

699
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,623
You're taking that off.

700
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,108
Well, I'll take the jet
pack off and put the suit on

701
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,463
and then put the
jet pack back on.

702
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,194
No, you're not, you're
not gonna need a jet pack

703
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,237
when we go through the wormhole.

704
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,501
When do we get our jet packs?

705
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,591
No one, no one else is
getting a jet pack, okay?

706
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:28,639
[upbeat music]

707
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:37,400
<i>♪ ♪</i>

708
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,608
[glass shattering]

709
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,093
<i>[Hagan] Uh, another
thing broke itself.</i>

710
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,177
Hey, you lookin' good Hagan.

711
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:42,303
<i>[Hagan] I think it's the black.</i>

712
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,471
<i>- Yeah, yeah.
- They say it's slimming.</i>

713
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,077
Oh, yeah, black
don't crack, man.

714
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,704
Guys, you guys look fantastic.

715
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:50,286
Okay, so listen, this
is the translocator.

716
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,827
[eerie music]

717
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,837
That's it?

718
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,338
That little thing?

719
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,841
Why didn't you build something
cool, like a DeLorean?

720
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,127
We're not time traveling.

721
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,740
Don't let the size
of it fool you, okay?

722
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,675
It's gonna drain this
whole place of power.

723
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,327
It takes a lot of energy
to connect two points

724
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,139
across the galaxy, but
for a smaller distance...

725
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,724
I just have one
little question about

726
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:11,978
your space nugget there.

727
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,766
How exactly does
it create a rift?

728
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:24,280
[exciting music]

729
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:25,159
Ooh you.

730
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:28,367
Well, that's cool.

731
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,372
Oh, wow!

732
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,097
That's some Looney
Tunes stuff right there.

733
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,333
Eh, I've seen better.

734
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,369
Okay, well how 'bout this?

735
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:39,290
[beeping] [whirring]

736
00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:40,174
Ah!

737
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,584
[laughing]

738
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:42,377
That's not that funny.

739
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,260
Hold on a second.

740
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,171
Okay, two can play at that game.

741
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,840
[beeping]

742
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,223
Dude, it's an
intergalactic glory hole.

743
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,602
Jeez, I can't wait until the day

744
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,104
my daughter breaks up with you.

745
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,168
Oh yeah, well joke's on you

746
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:57,524
because she already
did three weeks ago.

747
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,354
Oh.

748
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,234
Aw.

749
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,644
That's sad.

750
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:02,108
Oh yeah, is it
sad that I'm gonna

751
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,649
spend the rest of my life alone?

752
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,530
[Hagan] Isn't it?

753
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:11,117
Kid, you wanna talk about it?

754
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,031
Ahhhh!

755
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,040
Come on!

756
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,996
[giggling]

757
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,410
Never gets old.

758
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:20,297
[groovy music]

759
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:22,800
This seems like a
lotta hard work.

760
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,427
<i>Tell ya a secret Vandenbloom, '</i>

761
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:28,009
ever since I joined DETIA,
I've been watching you.

762
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,548
Really?

763
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,137
That's, uh,

764
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,186
sweet.

765
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:39,104
I've been watching you with
more than just my eyes.

766
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:44,272
And, I'm promoting you...

767
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:47,282
to just beneath me.

768
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:50,741
Like, a real promotion?

769
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,451
<i>[Evelyn] Actually, yes it is.</i>

770
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,959
How does executive officer
second in command sound?

771
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:00,454
Okay.

772
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,374
<i>P When it's bright time'</i>

773
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,543
<i>p Bring the dream'</i>

774
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:06,926
[gasping]

775
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:10,260
[buzzing]

776
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,470
Damn it!

777
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:13,885
[suspenseful music]

778
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,895
[groaning] [screaming]

779
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,045
Okay everyone, the
rift is stable.

780
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,731
It's time to 90, single file.

781
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,049
That's the size
of the alien dong

782
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,734
comin' through that thing.

783
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,273
<i>[Herman] Ooh, I
gotta call my agent.</i>

784
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,159
Hey, Max, I'm not gonna
make it to Bitcon.

785
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:31,785
Where does he keep a phone?

786
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,243
[dramatic music]

787
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,660
Hand over the device,
Miss Whittington.

788
00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:39,622
Friend of yours?

789
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,502
No!

790
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:41,378
Vandenbloom?

791
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:42,379
Hey guys.

792
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,290
Why don't you have pants on?

793
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,458
It's cold in here.

794
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,171
That was an order.

795
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,381
I won't ask again.

796
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:52,298
It's Dr. Whittington, and no.

797
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,971
Back your shit up, G.I. Jane.

798
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,933
You want her, you
gotta come through us.

799
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,312
Charge your laser, kid.

800
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,418
<i>[Zach] It doesn't
charge, it just shoots.</i>

801
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,398
She doesn't know that.

802
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:03,275
Just look menacing.

803
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,941
What, you think I can't
take down Lazer Team?

804
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:13,327
Dad Bod, Baby Face,
Flat-footed Loser.

805
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:16,239
[groans]

806
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:21,502
[grunting, crash, zap]

807
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,878
Shit, I blew my laser load.

808
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:27,212
[high energy music]

809
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,671
Huh?

810
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,678
[grunting]

811
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,714
Sorry, kid.

812
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:34,928
<i>[Herman] Look out, Hagan.</i>

813
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,681
Oh, we've never had that before.

814
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,140
Boot Group!

815
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:48,229
[yelling]

816
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,281
Oh oh.

817
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:55,195
[tense music]

818
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,578
I'm gonna really enjoy this.

819
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,489
[beeping]

820
00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,828
[mumbles]

821
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:04,753
[peaceful music]

822
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:05,663
[groaning]

823
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,859
<i>[Maggie] Here, let me help you.</i>

824
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:08,544
Get off me, I don't
need your help.

825
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,255
Okay everyone, the rift
is growing unstable.

826
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,199
<i>If we don't leave now, we
may not be able to reopen it.</i>

827
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,713
[beeping]

828
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:18,100
[dramatic music]

829
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,306
[Zach] Crap.

830
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:20,594
[Maggie] You too Hagan.

831
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:21,603
Go.

832
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,683
OK.

833
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:30,732
[suspenseful music]

834
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,196
[yelling]

835
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,249
[groans]

836
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,584
[yelling]

837
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:52,629
[groaning]

838
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,345
Where's Maggie?

839
00:32:55,390 --> 00:33:00,351
[dramatic music]

840
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,604
You're not going anywhere.

841
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,934
[grunting]

842
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:15,073
I hope I don't have to do a
press conference about this.

843
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,200
[yelling]

844
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,610
[splat]

845
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,042
I found Maggie.

846
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,958
[dramatic music]

847
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,338
Oh my god.

848
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:38,383
[epic music]

849
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:48,560
<i>♪ ♪</i>

850
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,435
I can't believe we're in space.

851
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:53,525
I never thought we'd get here.

852
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,189
Dude, no one did.

853
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,380
I can't believe Lazer
Team went to space

854
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,167
in their second adventure.

855
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,837
I wish Mindy could see this.

856
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,766
<i>[Herman] I wish my
fans could see this.</i>

857
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:23,846
<i>[Zach] Fans.</i>

858
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,122
<i>[Herman] Man,
I got tons of fans.</i>

859
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,978
<i>[Zach] Ceiling fans.</i>

860
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,889
I hate to bring
down the mood here,

861
00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:31,855
but there's a chance that
this might be a one-way trip.

862
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:32,768
Say what?

863
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:33,777
One way, what does that mean?

864
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:35,153
You can't get us back?

865
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:38,441
You know, I never used this
to transport five people,

866
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,985
so I didn't realize that
it would sap all the power.

867
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,653
And you didn't bring
any extra plutonium.

868
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,413
It's not a DeLorean.

869
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,492
But it could've been.

870
00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:47,032
We just have to
find Woodrow, okay?

871
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,951
Because clearly, he's
the only one smart enough

872
00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,836
out of you bozos to
be able to figure out

873
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,042
how to make this
thing work again.

874
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,341
What do we do about her?

875
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,672
<i>[Herman] Ah, she's dead.</i>

876
00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:58,739
<i>[Zach] Yeah, let's
just leave her.</i>

877
00:34:58,763 --> 00:34:59,763
Yeah, I agree.

878
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:00,511
<i>[Maggie] Okay, I don't like her.</i>

879
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:01,718
Guys!

880
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:04,098
We're Lazer Team, we're heroes,

881
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:08,308
and we are not going to
abandon a fellow human being.

882
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:12,270
[growling]

883
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:16,108
[suspenseful music]

884
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,272
That's that monster
that molested Woody.

885
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,110
The Hentai thing?

886
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,490
Yeah.

887
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:21,741
Shit, I'm still out of juice.

888
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:22,617
Here's the plan.

889
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,948
We ditch this chick.

890
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,850
When the monster eats her,
we just make a run for it.

891
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:27,310
Okay, but where do we
make a run for, man?

892
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:28,369
There's no where to go.

893
00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,329
Ooh, ooh, the vents,
we can hide in them.

894
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:31,378
I can't fit in that.

895
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:33,836
I'll suck it in, NI suck it in.

896
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:39,173
[dramatic music]

897
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,555
<i>[Zach] Oh, what is that smell?</i>

898
00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:46,638
<i>Oh my god, is that Herman?</i>

899
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,393
<i>I thought you smelled
bad on the outside.</i>

900
00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:49,553
<i>[Herman] It's not me.</i>

901
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:50,346
<i>It must be comin'
from somewhere else.</i>

902
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:51,229
<i>[Hagan] It's your upper lip.</i>

903
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,856
Hey lady, how we
gonna find Woody

904
00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:54,983
crawlin' through these
vents, John McClane style?

905
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:57,235
Yeah, and how do we know this
isn't some kind of a trap?

906
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,443
Look, I-I don't know if
it's not a trap, okay?

907
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,074
I don't know why Woody
was brought here,

908
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:04,155
and I definitely don't
know what that smell is.

909
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,239
At least 60% Herman.

910
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,323
Come on.

911
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:07,516
You guys are not
helping, all right,

912
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,768
and this is our only
option right now,

913
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,874
so unless any of you...

914
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,876
[screaming]

915
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,411
- Oh shit!
- What's goin' on?

916
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:17,673
The Hentai monster,
it clocked her.

917
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:18,627
Holy shit.

918
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,758
Grab the helmet.

919
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:20,905
Shit, go back, go
back, it's comin' back.

920
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,215
Go, shoot it with your laser.

921
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:23,048
[Zach] Move back!

922
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,759
I can't move back.

923
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:25,808
[Zach] Go back, 90 back!

924
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,057
Oh, hell no!

925
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,223
Get your ass out of my face.

926
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,805
Oh, good god.

927
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:33,857
Hey!

928
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,481
<i>[Herman] Oh man.</i>

929
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,091
<i>That was the worst
experience of my life.</i>

930
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,526
<i>[Hagan] I can breathe again.</i>

931
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,927
<i>[Herman] Hagan, you ain't
a half ass, you a full ass.</i>

932
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:45,864
[groaning]

933
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,744
I never thought
I'd miss the trunk.

934
00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:48,808
What, are you stuck in there?

935
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:49,572
<i>[Zach] No, it's Woody's helmet.</i>

936
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,285
<i>His head's too fat..</i>

937
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,871
Um, guys.

938
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,785
Ooh.

939
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:56,294
[suspenseful music]

940
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,750
Hello.

941
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,590
Oh, I thought you guys were.

942
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:08,803
Oh, hey, are you lost?

943
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,641
Because I used to
be a police officer.

944
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,555
Look, we're pest control.

945
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:17,190
You guys have a octopus problem
or somethin' in your vents

946
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,604
and we uh, you know
what, we come in peace.

947
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,772
Come on, give it to 'em.

948
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:24,825
What is that?

949
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,199
I can't do the other one.

950
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,279
What the?

951
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,864
I can't do it either.

952
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,141
<i>[Herman] Neither one
of y'all can do this?</i>

953
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,165
I can roll my tongue...

954
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,117
Yeah, we're not
stickin' our tongue out

955
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:32,907
at these guys, right?

956
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,449
Whoa!

957
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,272
Lollipop Guild here doesn't
know who they're dealin' with.

958
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:38,879
Prepare to eat some
laser, bitches.

959
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,413
[beeping]

960
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,043
Okay, unfortunate there.

961
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:47,884
Uh, you guys are about
to get your asses kicked.

962
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:51,800
A'ight, let's just go easy 'em.

963
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:56,563
[groaning]

964
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,724
Maybe we took it a
little too easy on 'em.

965
00:37:58,777 --> 00:37:59,938
Yeah, you think?

966
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:05,902
[tense music]

967
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,408
[clanking]

968
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,911
<i>[Arklosh] Greetings,
oh champions of Earth.</i>

969
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,196
No way.

970
00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:17,584
What a pleasure to be joined
by the famous Lazer Team.

971
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,915
Antareans.

972
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,874
I knew I smelled sore losers.

973
00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:22,255
Did you hear him call us famous?

974
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,165
Yeah.

975
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,300
I am Admiral Arklosh,

976
00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:27,803
High Commander of
the Antarean fleet.

977
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,929
Hey, look, I'm gonna
be real with ya,

978
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,385
these old guys
here, they forced me

979
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,578
to blow up your ship last time.

980
00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:33,763
I'm on your side.

981
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,052
Guys, I'm gaining his trust.

982
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:37,141
Yeah, but you're losing ours.

983
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:40,273
Your interference of
my ship is disturbing

984
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,401
but will soon be rectified.

985
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,813
But first, a little
housekeeping.

986
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,651
Housekeeping?

987
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,987
<i>[Arklosh] It's only
going to sting a little.</i>

988
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,222
<i>[Zach] Herman what's
he doing, tell me.</i>

989
00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:52,987
I think they might
be castrating us.

990
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,039
Castrating!

991
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,368
<i>[Herman] Yeah, I hope not!</i>

992
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,894
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm
good, don't touch my dick!

993
00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:57,658
Don't touch my dick!

994
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,121
[screams]

995
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,537
[laughing]

996
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:09,589
[dramatic music]

997
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:14,640
Are you guys okay?

998
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,222
Am I okay?

999
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:17,807
Hell yeah, I'm okay!

1000
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,314
I finally got this cannon off!

1001
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,358
{gags}

1002
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:22,607
What is that smell?

1003
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,360
Yeah, my feet might
be a wee stinky.

1004
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,942
Smells like somebody just
threw up five pounds of cheese.

1005
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:30,052
Hey man, you think Michael
Jackson's hand smelled good

1006
00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,908
after he took off
the sequined glove?

1007
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,284
And he was the King of Pop.

1008
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:34,694
Huh?

1009
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:43,538
Aw, <i>see,</i> they're gonna
try to be Lazer Team now.

1010
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:44,876
Don't worry, guys.

1011
00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,040
It's gonna be okay.

1012
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,130
[All] Whoa!

1013
00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,670
Sweet dreams, Lazer Team.

1014
00:39:54,142 --> 00:40:01,560
[dreamy music]

1015
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:12,485
[grunting]

1016
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,739
What the hell is this place?

1017
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,994
A La Quinta, what you think?

1018
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,453
We're in some kinda
crazy alien space jail.

1019
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,289
It's so weird to
have my hand back.

1020
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,625
It's so weird to be in a
David Lynch music video.

1021
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,129
I don't think it's so bad.

1022
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,631
I can hold shit again.

1023
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:29,632
[laughs]

1024
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:30,633
<i>[Herman] Where'd
you get a chair?</i>

1025
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:31,918
It was already in here,

1026
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,962
along with a tire swing
and these awesome leaves.

1027
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:34,880
<i>[Herman] Leaves?</i>

1028
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,549
Yeah, they're mine, so back off.

1029
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:37,511
Yeah, whatever.

1030
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,847
Y'all stupid, I'm outta here.

1031
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:41,891
Aw, shoot.

1032
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,139
Later.

1033
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,398
[groans]

1034
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,683
[laughing]

1035
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:54,736
[suspenseful music]

1036
00:40:56,704 --> 00:41:04,704
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1037
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,794
Whoa.

1038
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,629
Look at all of 'em.

1039
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,881
[buzzing]

1040
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:25,934
[low dramatic music]

1041
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,859
[leaves crunching]

1042
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:33,772
Uh, hey guys.

1043
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,032
I don't think we're in a prison.

1044
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:41,617
We're in a zoo.

1045
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,041
What?

1046
00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:46,397
If this is a zoo and
they got us on display,

1047
00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,877
they need pay me.

1048
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,024
I guess they're just collecting

1049
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:53,007
a bunch of different
species for some reason.

1050
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,634
Hagan?

1051
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,295
Yeah, kid.

1052
00:41:56,347 --> 00:42:00,181
Do you, do you think
we're the monkeys?

1053
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,684
[grumbling]

1054
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,470
I'm afraid so, Zach.

1055
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,264
Nooooo!

1056
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:10,274
Wait, come on, calm down.

1057
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:13,482
<i>Just keep your heads and we'll
figure out a way out of this.</i>

1058
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,646
[screaming]

1059
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,361
Aw man, we're never
gettin' outta here.

1060
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,526
I deserve this.

1061
00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:20,535
<i>[Hagan] You don't deserve this.</i>

1062
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,695
Yeah, I do.

1063
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,392
It's from all those
times I went to the zoo

1064
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,202
and threw peppermints
at the animals.

1065
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:26,286
Peppermints?

1066
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:27,871
Why didn't you throw
something heavier?

1067
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:33,006
Because... peppermints
make animals poop.

1068
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:36,339
Like, you go to the zoo,
tiger's just laying there,

1069
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:40,176
throw him some peppermints,
tiger gonna poop.

1070
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:44,684
Mister fox bein' lazy,
throw him some peppermints,

1071
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:48,563
fox'll get up then,
and then he'll poop.

1072
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:54,520
But one time, I threw
peppermints at a chinchilla.

1073
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,314
Little guy tried to eat
the peppermint whole.

1074
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,322
I can still remember his eyes.

1075
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:03,782
I killed the chinchilla.

1076
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,913
I killed the chinchilla!

1077
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:09,451
Okay, Jesus, where
did that come from?

1078
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,120
It was so funny though.

1079
00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,483
Can we forget about
him for a second

1080
00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,498
and focus on escaping?

1081
00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:17,167
[male voice] I reckon
I can help with that.

1082
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:24,593
[suspense music building]

1083
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:25,850
Howdy, y'all!

1084
00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:27,351
- Woody!
- All right, all right.

1085
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:28,749
- What's up?
- Good to see you, man.

1086
00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:30,229
[laughing]

1087
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:31,480
Bust us outta here, water boy.

1088
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:33,437
Yeah, get us out of here,
so we can rescue you.

1089
00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:38,071
[Woody] Glad you're here,
Sheriff, Drunk, Football.

1090
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:40,153
Oh, right.

1091
00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:41,532
So, you're dumb Woody now.

1092
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:42,908
<i>[Zach] Yeah, lost his helmet.</i>

1093
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:44,139
Yeah, we thought you were dead.

1094
00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,390
We thought you got
turned into space 900.

1095
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:46,324
What you been up to?

1096
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:47,864
Not a lot, been thinkin' about

1097
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:50,329
gettin' back into
racin' dune buggies.

1098
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:51,493
Might get a pet snake.

1099
00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:52,832
- But Woody.
- Yup.

1100
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,167
Escape now, talk later.

1101
00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:57,962
Knew I <i>came</i> to do somethin'.

1102
00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,375
<i>Came up with a plan
and everything.</i>

1103
00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:00,634
Oh great, you made a plan?

1104
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,761
It's not my plan.

1105
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,797
It's his.

1106
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,306
God's?

1107
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,013
Nope, smart me wrote a bunch
of notes for good-lookin' me

1108
00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:11,726
to follow from time to
time, like this one.

1109
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:15,768
Do this if Lazer
Team gets captured.

1110
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,403
Let, library them.

1111
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:20,154
Here, let me see it,
what does it say?

1112
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:21,906
Liberate, that
says liberate them.

1113
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:22,736
That's a hard word.

1114
00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:23,525
It's a tough word.

1115
00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:24,443
What's that?

1116
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,781
Just read the next note, 90.

1117
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:29,289
Approach controls and press
the button for their cell.

1118
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,667
[beeping]

1119
00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,329
[dramatic music]

1120
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,792
Aw, turds.

1121
00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,250
He's a real killer too.

1122
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,260
Aw, we're gonna die in here.

1123
00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:46,139
Not that button, the other one.

1124
00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:47,844
- Aw man.
- There we go.

1125
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,476
Woody, you did it!

1126
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,932
I say, man, ain't nobody
tryin' to hug you.

1127
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:55,940
Nice work, Woody, don't
forget escaping was my plan.

1128
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,022
Woody, thank you,

1129
00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:01,062
and I really hope you know
where we're goin' now.

1130
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,196
Sure do.

1131
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,653
Catch up, idiot, they left.

1132
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:17,997
[suspenseful music]

1133
00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:44,277
<i>[Reporter] We now go live
to a DETIA press conference</i>

1134
00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:46,428
<i>where Lieutenant Vandenbloom
has just taken the podium</i>

1135
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,908
for a major announcement.

1136
00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:50,821
So, turns out when you
get made second in command

1137
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,830
and your boss vanishes
through a wormhole,

1138
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,412
suddenly, you become
first in command.

1139
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:56,622
Who knew?

1140
00:45:56,671 --> 00:45:57,814
Okay, are you suggesting
that Major Kilborne

1141
00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,454
was sucked through a wormhole?

1142
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,248
<i>I'm not suggesting anything..</i>

1143
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,300
I'm telling you.

1144
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,050
Do you know why?

1145
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:07,633
Because I'm in charge
now, little whiny baby.

1146
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:08,922
Okay.

1147
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:12,934
What's, he a writer
for B<i>aby </i>Boy M<i>onthly?

1148
00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:15,266
You know, a week ago,
I wouldn't be allowed to say,

1149
00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:18,306
Dr. Woodrow has been transported
to an alien spacecraft

1150
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:20,851
and all of the members of
Lazer Team are with him,

1151
00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:23,019
but now, I get to wear
flip flops to work,

1152
00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:24,733
so you tell me.

1153
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,739
How do you like me
now, Closed-toe Carl?

1154
00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:27,945
Dad!

1155
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:31,157
[footsteps]

1156
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,449
Hey Woody, can you do this?

1157
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:36,912
Yeah, I love Star War.

1158
00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:39,328
<i>See,</i> I told ya.

1159
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,714
Hey, Woody, we're real sorry
we lost your helmet, bud.

1160
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:44,965
Oh, that's okay,
I lost it first.

1161
00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,968
How do you like the
new super britches?

1162
00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:48,013
Britches?

1163
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,366
You wear these
under your clothes?

1164
00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,427
Oh, I never take mine off.

1165
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,591
Makes bath time
take longer though.

1166
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,555
Can't wait for you to
meet my new friend.

1167
00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:57,140
<i>[Zach] Since when
do you have friends?</i>

1168
00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:58,554
Oh!

1169
00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:01,725
Ew, what is that smell?

1170
00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:03,897
Nasty.

1171
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,186
Maggie!

1172
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,525
Maggie?

1173
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:07,939
Thank god, are you okay?

1174
00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:10,404
<i>[Herman] We thought
that octopus ate you.</i>

1175
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:11,318
Okay.

1176
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,986
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1177
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,746
Did you find Woodrow?

1178
00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:18,624
Nope, I found y'all.

1179
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:22,037
Ah, Woodrow!

1180
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,170
[chuckles]

1181
00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:27,254
You... have a mullet.

1182
00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,543
Aw, it'll grow on you.

1183
00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:30,303
It grew on me.

1184
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,299
Well, your theory was correct.

1185
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,620
We were able to bring
multiple subjects

1186
00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:39,182
through the rift using
the translocator.

1187
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,893
You're real pretty.

1188
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:45,025
Um, why do you sound so...

1189
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:45,856
Stupid?

1190
00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:46,690
Redneck?

1191
00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:47,570
Country?

1192
00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:49,606
Handsome?

1193
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:51,569
Oh, okay.

1194
00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:53,030
Oh, Woody never mentioned

1195
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:55,537
what he was like
before the helmet.

1196
00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:56,867
[Hagan] Oh.

1197
00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:58,077
Your armor, it's all gone.

1198
00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,125
What happened to it?

1199
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:02,160
Yeah, we lost it.

1200
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,295
The Antareans got it
and they destroyed it.

1201
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:06,251
But not without a fight.

1202
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,882
Aw yeah, they were huge.

1203
00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,463
I pulled this bone
outta one of 'em.

1204
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:10,718
That's a finger bone.

1205
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:12,563
Okay, well, we just need
to get the armor back

1206
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,509
because we need
the smart Woodrow.

1207
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,141
He's the only one who
can fix the translocator.

1208
00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:18,768
Oh, that thing.

1209
00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:21,430
I bet my friend can
get that gizmo a jump.

1210
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,564
Wait, you have another friend?

1211
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:26,192
[growling]

1212
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:28,945
[yelling]

1213
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:30,775
Hey, don't be rude.

1214
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:33,283
Everybody, this is Duolos.

1215
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,864
<i>Duolos, these are my pads..</i>

1216
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,244
[growls]

1217
00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:38,074
Gah.

1218
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,285
Ah!

1219
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,449
Radio's a little outta
tune there, Duolos.

1220
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:45,040
[grumbling]

1221
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:46,420
Apologies.

1222
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:48,957
I didn't mean to frighten
the great Lazer Team.

1223
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,374
What the hell, Woody?

1224
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:51,964
Now you're friends
with evil Zoidberg?

1225
00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:53,218
<i>[Duolos] Forgive me.</i>

1226
00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:56,848
My only intention was
to reunite Lazer Team.

1227
00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,179
<i>You see, Dudes needs us..</i>

1228
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:01,560
It's the reason we're all here.

1229
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,892
Duolos needs alight
batter, a quick fry,

1230
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,898
and some lemon pepper sauce.

1231
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:12,861
[tense music]

1232
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:17,573
I am Duolos, keeper
of the Galactic Games.

1233
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,612
You should have a nicer office.

1234
00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:23,124
I was enslaved by the
Antareans eons ago

1235
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:26,127
<i>for my superior
calculation skills.</i>

1236
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,458
Do you understand?

1237
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,506
Yeah, you're a nerd.

1238
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:29,334
We get it.

1239
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:30,248
Zach, come on.

1240
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:34,215
I am a Ludon, the
last of my race.

1241
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:37,346
<i>I've watched the games wipe
out entire civilizations</i>

1242
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:40,884
and many lives, many champions

1243
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:44,224
<i>until the Antareans
came to Earth</i>

1244
00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:47,186
<i>and were bested by you..</i>

1245
00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:50,898
<i>After you replaced the
fallen champion Adam,</i>

1246
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,857
you didn't just
beat you opponents,

1247
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:55,114
you beat the Antareans.

1248
00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:56,573
<i>'This has never
happened before..</i>

1249
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:58,155
You're welcome, spaghetti face.

1250
00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:00,320
No thanks necessary.

1251
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,828
Thanks?

1252
00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:03,956
You ruined the galaxy!

1253
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,584
Yeah, we sorta screwed
the space pooch.

1254
00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,916
How would saving our planet

1255
00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:11,501
ruin the galaxy
for everyone else?

1256
00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:17,717
After your victory, the
Antareans were merciless.

1257
00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:20,928
They were afraid more
planets would rise up,

1258
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,809
so they destroyed
one after the other.

1259
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:28,348
[dramatic music]

1260
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,232
Including my own.

1261
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,904
What about the champions?

1262
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,782
You already met them.

1263
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,035
Oh, the snail!

1264
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:42,912
[laughs]

1265
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:43,913
We let him out.

1266
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,073
What?

1267
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,331
We let him out of the cage.

1268
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,914
It's one of the deadliest
creatures in the galaxy.

1269
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:52,547
Oh my god, so wait a minute,
the best day of my life

1270
00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:56,380
was the worst day for
the rest of the universe?

1271
00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:57,509
What the hell, man?

1272
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,074
You brought us all the
way across the galaxy

1273
00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:00,964
just to piss on our parade?

1274
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:03,599
You need to finish
what you started.

1275
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:07,512
Here on the Antarean mothership.

1276
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:08,851
Look, we didn't start this.

1277
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,481
We just trying to survive.

1278
00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:12,893
Perhaps, but no other
champion in history

1279
00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:14,936
used the suit as you did.

1280
00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:18,698
<i>Champion armor is only as
strong as the person inside it.</i>

1281
00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:22,235
<i>By each taking a piece,
you became something more.</i>

1282
00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:25,326
Well, newsflash Squidward,
we don't have the armor.

1283
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:27,035
The Antareans took it from us.

1284
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,562
<i>[Maggie] I can't believe
you lost the helmet.</i>

1285
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,452
Are you sure you don't
know where it is?

1286
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:31,619
<i>[Herman] Are we sure?</i>

1287
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,663
It got incinerated, lady.

1288
00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:35,127
I didn't realize that.

1289
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,086
You are the dumbest
smart person I ever met.

1290
00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:38,467
I have this bone.

1291
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:39,512
No, Maggie, it's okay.

1292
00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:41,262
Smart me left all
these notes for...

1293
00:51:41,307 --> 00:51:42,263
No, it's all right.

1294
00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,308
It's not gonna help.

1295
00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,717
However, the Antareans have been

1296
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:48,010
working on an
experimental suit of armor

1297
00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:50,475
for the upcoming
Bi-millennial Games.

1298
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:53,232
Ooh ooh, look at those boots!

1299
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:57,236
It's powered by the same
crystal your translocator uses.

1300
00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:58,817
<i>[Woody] Oh, I've
seen that before.</i>

1301
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:00,482
Smart me gave one to Maggie.

1302
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:01,649
Yeah, your necklace.

1303
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:02,702
We saw it in the videos.

1304
00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:04,827
This thing can power
the translocator.

1305
00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:05,987
Well, yes, but...

1306
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,997
Sweet, pop that bad
boy in the rift maker

1307
00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:09,328
and let's go home.

1308
00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:12,414
Well, wait, don't you
wanna put on the new armor?

1309
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,704
Forget the armor, if there's
a way to get back home,

1310
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,714
to get back to
Mindy, I'm takin' it.

1311
00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:18,375
<i>Maggie, crystal.</i>

1312
00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:22,341
Well, I, I mean, I lost it, I...

1313
00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:24,008
You lost it?

1314
00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:24,889
Calm down, okay.

1315
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,298
You guys lost your armor.

1316
00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:27,217
Don't get mad at me.

1317
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,304
We didn't lose it,

1318
00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:29,664
it got taken away
from us and burned up.

1319
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,416
So basically, there's no
way for us to get home.

1320
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,807
Well, if you put
on the new armor

1321
00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,725
and help me defeat
the Antareans,

1322
00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:38,896
I can help get you home.

1323
00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:41,314
[buzzing]

1324
00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:42,402
They're coming!

1325
00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:43,782
Quickly, this way.

1326
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:47,070
[dramatic music]

1327
00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:50,119
We either must go down here or
down the ventilation system.

1328
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,532
The vents?

1329
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,271
No, no, you're not going
through the vents again, no way.

1330
00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:54,535
I don't recommend this.

1331
00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:55,703
Oh, you don't recommend it?

1332
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:56,917
I bet you don't.

1333
00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:58,645
Have fun in the air
vents, human centipede.

1334
00:52:58,676 --> 00:52:59,711
[yelling]

1335
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,841
That's not the playground.

1336
00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:01,842
<i>[Herman] Me next!</i>

1337
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:04,629
<i>[Zach] Here, guard this.</i>

1338
00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:08,803
You must help me convince
them to defeat the Antareans.

1339
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:13,688
They must unite as one
to save the galaxy.

1340
00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:15,018
Uh, yeah.

1341
00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,808
[dramatic music]

1342
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:22,938
<i>[Hagan] What is this place?</i>

1343
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:26,325
<i>[Woody] Ew, you all
think it's nuclear?</i>

1344
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:27,472
<i>[Zach] Aw, the
radiation's probably gonna</i>

1345
00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:29,783
<i>melt our balls off..</i>

1346
00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:31,414
I don't think it's radioactive.

1347
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,665
If it was, our insides
would be boiling right now.

1348
00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:36,043
Just try not to get it in
your eyes or your mouth.

1349
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:38,546
Ugh, gross dude.

1350
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:41,332
[groans]

1351
00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:42,875
[laughing]

1352
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:45,420
<i>[Maggie] Herman, just try to
get it off very carefully.</i>

1353
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:49,049
[groaning]

1354
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:49,932
Hey, it's good.

1355
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,934
What the hell, Herman?

1356
00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:54,095
Oh, oh yeah.

1357
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,309
<i>[Zach] What are you doing?</i>

1358
00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:56,267
Taste it.

1359
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,477
Let's check the flavor savor.

1360
00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:58,766
No, Woodrow, don't.

1361
00:53:58,819 --> 00:54:00,150
Oh, Woody, come on.

1362
00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:02,687
[Zach] Whoa, <i>mama.</i>

1363
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,401
Uh huh, what do you think it is?

1364
00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:06,612
[hatch opens]

1365
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:09,402
Did you hear that?

1366
00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:10,786
Shh.

1367
00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,243
[alien groans]

1368
00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:18,912
Oh, shit.

1369
00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:21,126
[groaning]

1370
00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:28,218
[coughing and gagging]

1371
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,222
I hate space.

1372
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,874
Herman, what the
hell are you doing?

1373
00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:37,434
Did you see where
that just c<i>ame </i>from?

1374
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,565
Hey look, guys, Michael
Phelps eats chicken nuggets,

1375
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:41,192
and he knows what's in those,

1376
00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:43,352
and he's one like
80 gold medals, so.

1377
00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:45,487
There's not shit
in chicken nuggets.

1378
00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,135
Well, there's shit in
this and it's delicious.

1379
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:48,900
[gagging]

1380
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:55,790
[playful music]

1381
00:54:55,834 --> 00:54:57,416
Okay, I think this is it.

1382
00:54:57,461 --> 00:54:59,748
Please let there be a
shower in this room.

1383
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:00,628
Watch out!

1384
00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:03,209
[dramatic music]

1385
00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:07,627
Oh good, you made it.

1386
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:08,794
I started to worry.

1387
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:09,882
Started to worry?

1388
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:11,409
You sent us through
the ship's toilet.

1389
00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:14,300
A delicious toilet, might I add.

1390
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:15,353
Look at that.

1391
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:23,395
[inspirational music]

1392
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:31,075
<i>[Duolos] I wanted you
to see the new armor.</i>

1393
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:36,034
<i>With this, we can fight together
and destroy the Antareans.</i>

1394
00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:39,166
When they are defeated,
I will help you go home.

1395
00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:42,044
But if we crack this open,
we get the crystal out of it,

1396
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:43,420
we can use that to go home?

1397
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:46,878
Well yes, but then the Antareans
will never see justice.

1398
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:48,417
Okay, there you have it.

1399
00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:52,839
I mean, you guys are Lazer
Team and we should help Duolos.

1400
00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:55,007
<i>[Herman] Well, of course
we're puttin' 'em on.</i>

1401
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:57,768
I mean, I got the second
season of Boot Group.

1402
00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:59,349
I gotta sell that
pubic lice spray.

1403
00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:01,184
<i>'Come on, guys..</i>

1404
00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:03,349
Zach, come on, man.

1405
00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:05,188
Put it on, shoot a laser.

1406
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:08,771
- No.
- What?

1407
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:10,009
The last piece of power armor's

1408
00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:12,149
the whole reason I lost
Mindy to begin with.

1409
00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:16,153
Let's go home.

1410
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,455
Okay, but Woodrow can
keep the helmet on, right?

1411
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,164
Like the original armor,

1412
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:27,457
<i>all pieces must be worn
for it to activate.</i>

1413
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:30,752
You're tryin' real hard to
get me in that brain bucket.

1414
00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:33,421
I just wanna <i>save</i> you.

1415
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:36,841
<i>Save</i> me or <i>save</i> him?

1416
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:38,805
<i>[Duolos] No, no, this is bad.</i>

1417
00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:40,344
Woody.

1418
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:44,607
Woodrow, this is not
what we had discussed.

1419
00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:47,143
You know, I used to think that
finding this suit of power

1420
00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:48,560
was the most important thing

1421
00:56:48,614 --> 00:56:51,732
that ever happened to any
of us, but I gotta admit,

1422
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:55,993
it's brought us nothing
but trouble and misery.

1423
00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:59,702
We <i>came</i> to get
Woody, we got Woody.

1424
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:01,286
We're goin' home.

1425
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,437
Well, you've made your choice.

1426
00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:03,897
Obviously, you're just
a waste of my time.

1427
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,207
They chose that,
I have a meeting

1428
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,496
at the Cartoon Network next
week and it would just...

1429
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:09,165
[growls]

1430
00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:10,924
You are all cowards.

1431
00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:13,427
I expected more from
the brave Lazer Team.

1432
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:15,679
I wish you would have
never taken the armor

1433
00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:16,930
from the true champion.

1434
00:57:16,975 --> 00:57:19,307
Your cowardice has
now sealed your fate.

1435
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,843
[zap]

1436
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,975
[gasping]

1437
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,104
Duolos!

1438
00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:30,361
[suspenseful music]

1439
00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:34,740
So, I got the squid
thingy for ya.

1440
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,492
You're welcome.

1441
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:39,244
He wasn't the bad guy.

1442
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:41,576
Oh no, really?

1443
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,411
I'm just kidding, I don't care.

1444
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,326
Kilborne, what the
hell are you doing?

1445
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,586
I'm under new management.

1446
00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:48,746
Thank you.

1447
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:51,791
Angry Earthwoman, please
escort these pests

1448
00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:55,632
to a better view of the
destruction of their world.

1449
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:56,466
[laughing]

1450
00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:57,346
What?

1451
00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,927
Destruction of our...?

1452
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,637
Earth chose the wrong champion.

1453
00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:02,973
Now, it's gonna pay
the ultimate price.

1454
00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:08,937
[dramatic music]

1455
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:16,986
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1456
00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:18,529
This makes no sense.

1457
00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:20,410
You're head of DETIA.

1458
00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:24,039
It's your job to save the planet
and help the champions of Earth.

1459
00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,950
I am helping the champion,

1460
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,165
well, the one who was supposed
to be champion anyway.

1461
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,204
Okay, what?

1462
00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,248
[sighs]

1463
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:34,382
Of course you idiots don't know.

1464
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:40,973
DETIA trained two
children from birth...

1465
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:44,056
Adam and Eve.

1466
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,812
I knew that beating
felt familiar.

1467
00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:50,225
My brother Adam died
in the Antarean arena.

1468
00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:52,359
Okay, is that what
this is about?

1469
00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:53,894
That your brother died?

1470
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:55,904
We were working with Adam.

1471
00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,986
He was our friend.

1472
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,117
I can't believe he
didn't die sooner.

1473
00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:03,655
He was so sentimental and weak.

1474
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,870
And I got to spend the rest
of my life as a plan B.

1475
00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:10,502
I would've been perfectly
happy just dismantling DETIA,

1476
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:11,912
and now with the Antareans,

1477
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:14,332
I get to take my rightful
place as champion,

1478
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,070
but I'm playing for the
team that's gonna win.

1479
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:21,510
[dramatic music]

1480
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,095
Okay, I read that
situation entirely wrong.

1481
00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:26,055
<i>[Herman] Bit off on that one.</i>

1482
00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:32,851
[rhythmic drum music]

1483
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:34,255
Please, Kilborne, you
don't have to do this.

1484
00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:35,861
It's not too late.

1485
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,146
You're right.

1486
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:46,492
[suspenseful music]

1487
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,577
Now, it's too late.

1488
00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:52,415
Why do you want that?

1489
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:53,374
It's useless to you.

1490
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,630
Because I know you want it.

1491
00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,461
Now, we've almost reached Earth,

1492
00:59:57,511 --> 01:00:00,503
so why don't you just grab
a snack, enjoy the show,

1493
01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:03,092
and then it's back
to your cages...

1494
01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:06,259
for the rest of your life.

1495
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,097
Later loser team.

1496
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:10,683
[chuckles]

1497
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:11,834
She said something
about a snack.

1498
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:14,441
You guys know
anything about that?

1499
01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:15,601
[doors slam]

1500
01:00:15,654 --> 01:00:17,691
Dark days for DETIA
as they're funding

1501
01:00:17,739 --> 01:00:19,946
has been all but
completely eliminated.

1502
01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:22,608
Sources say, a reclusive
Lieutenant Vandenbloom

1503
01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:25,779
had sequestered himself in an
abandoned government facility.

1504
01:00:25,831 --> 01:00:26,992
Vandenbloom!

1505
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:27,871
Mindy?

1506
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:28,916
Where's my dad?

1507
01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:30,575
Where's Zach and what
is this wormhole?

1508
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,083
I'm sorry, okay,
I'm not giving away

1509
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,836
any more top secret
information today.

1510
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,666
Come back next week.

1511
01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:37,171
I'll buy you a froyo.

1512
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:40,175
Do I really look like somebody
who can be bribed so easily?

1513
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:41,781
That over there is where
Woody made the wormhole

1514
01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:42,907
and then he was abducted, okay?

1515
01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:44,242
And then Lazer Team
went to rescue him

1516
01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:45,660
and we lost all
communication with them,

1517
01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:48,346
and I think there's definitely
no way they're coming back.

1518
01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:49,510
Oh my god.

1519
01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:50,303
They comin' back!

1520
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:51,140
I knew it!

1521
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,975
What?

1522
01:00:53,024 --> 01:00:55,857
The translocator operates at
a unique harmonic frequency.

1523
01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:57,017
Right now, it looks like

1524
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,673
they're just beyond
the orbit of the moon.

1525
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:01,359
[dramatic music]

1526
01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:06,944
Congratulations, Lazer Team.

1527
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,204
We're gonna go down in history

1528
01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:12,992
as the destroyers
of the universe.

1529
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:16,162
I can't believe I finally
got the stupid cannon off

1530
01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:19,377
and I can't even get
back to show Mindy.

1531
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:20,632
I can't even say goodbye.

1532
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,840
<i>[Hagan] You know what
the worst part is?</i>

1533
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:26,221
She doesn't even
know what's comin'.

1534
01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:27,882
<i>None of them do..</i>

1535
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:30,016
<i>God, I spent so much time
trying to go to space,</i>

1536
01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:34,521
but all I ever care about
is what's back home.

1537
01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:37,809
Everything I care
about is right here.

1538
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:41,354
[footsteps]

1539
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,194
You guys, I'm sorry.

1540
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:49,866
What the hell is that?

1541
01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:51,121
Come on, now, what are you,

1542
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,873
you could've beamed
us back at any time.

1543
01:01:52,918 --> 01:01:55,785
No, I couldn't.

1544
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:59,455
Well, yeah, I could've, but
if we left without the helmet,

1545
01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:03,125
Woodrow would never
be the same again.

1546
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:06,762
I just wanted him
to be his old self.

1547
01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:08,342
But I am my old self.

1548
01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,348
No, she means your,
"Oh, Mary Poppins,

1549
01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:13,055
"spot of tea," aluminum self.

1550
01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:16,972
[tense music]

1551
01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:19,187
There's gotta be a
solution in here.

1552
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,024
Without my helmet, my head brain

1553
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:26,316
never comes up with
the right thing to say.

1554
01:02:26,368 --> 01:02:29,110
Now, I can talk
from my chest brain.

1555
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,287
Margaret, I don't
need my helmet on

1556
01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:33,914
to know what you mean to me.

1557
01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:38,874
[peaceful music]

1558
01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:46,922
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1559
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:48,883
Oh, Woody!

1560
01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:54,009
Woody's not gay?

1561
01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:56,975
It's a nice moment,
let him have it.

1562
01:02:57,023 --> 01:03:01,733
[peaceful music]

1563
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:06,693
[dramatic music]

1564
01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:38,728
I ruined everything.

1565
01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:40,355
It's all my fault.

1566
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,641
No, it's not.

1567
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,776
It's all our fault.

1568
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,359
You win as a team and
you lose as a team.

1569
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:51,992
Well, <i>Herman,</i> we <i>sure</i> do <i>seem</i>
to be doin' a lot of losing.

1570
01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:54,825
Like, Duolos said, when it
comes to screwin' up big time,

1571
01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:55,829
we crush that shit.

1572
01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:57,035
But you know what?

1573
01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,791
It may not be a plate of
ribs, but win or lose,

1574
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,077
we go out to eat after the game.

1575
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:04,337
<i>Bony ah .</i>

1576
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:05,668
A peppermint?

1577
01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:08,049
Just wonder how we're
gonna split this five ways.

1578
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,676
Oh, come on now.

1579
01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:11,712
Dude, that was the last
mint in the galaxy.

1580
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:18,387
Not quite, A-B-A-M,
always bring another mint.

1581
01:04:18,438 --> 01:04:20,429
You kiddin' me with this guy.

1582
01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:23,520
Don't worry, party's
not over yet.

1583
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:24,729
<i>'Aw, come on'.'!</i>

1584
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,109
[gagging]

1585
01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:27,315
Just me?

1586
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,105
Guys, guys, huddle,
huddle, come here.

1587
01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:30,238
Look, they're distracted.

1588
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,819
<i>'We got one shot at this, okay?</i>

1589
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,030
Maggie, Herman, you
guys go for their legs.

1590
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:36,787
Woody, Zach, get your hands
on one of those blasters.

1591
01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:38,538
Kid, you got one
shot at this, okay?

1592
01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:39,744
I got this.

1593
01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:41,579
[groaning]

1594
01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:43,414
Or that could happen.

1595
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,080
Damn!

1596
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,668
Dude, you chinchilla'd them!

1597
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:48,957
[laughing]

1598
01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:51,251
<i>[Maggie] Guys, I have an idea.</i>

1599
01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:59,304
[dramatic music]

1600
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,937
[Arklosh] For your help
in capturing Lazer Team,

1601
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:10,070
the champion armor is now yours.

1602
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:24,414
Finally, the real
champion gets her armor.

1603
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:27,830
This helmet...

1604
01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,715
doesn't belong to you.

1605
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,921
Now!

1606
01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:32,710
[exciting music]

1607
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:37,802
[groaning]

1608
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:45,851
[blasters firing]

1609
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:51,353
[grunting]

1610
01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:53,147
Zach, come <i>on, same</i> team!

1611
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:54,109
My bad.

1612
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:56,070
Lazer Team, suit up!

1613
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,656
It won't activate fill
all the pieces are on.

1614
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:04,203
Quick, they're sending
reinforcements!

1615
01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:06,243
Ya think?

1616
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:11,752
Woody!

1617
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:13,587
Helmet!

1618
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,138
[groaning]

1619
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,347
[tense music]

1620
01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:20,473
Woody!

1621
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,148
That armor is mine.

1622
01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:30,810
Takes more than armor
to be a champion.

1623
01:06:30,862 --> 01:06:33,854
That's right, the champion
does what it takes to win.

1624
01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:34,988
[grunts]

1625
01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:36,148
[yells]

1626
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,535
That was an upgrade.

1627
01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:45,582
[triumphant music]

1628
01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:46,583
You're welcome.

1629
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:47,868
A light sword, huh kid?

1630
01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:49,537
I call it a laser saber.

1631
01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:51,296
[whirring] [Zach
mimicking whirring]

1632
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,027
Yeah, you know, you don't
need to make the noises.

1633
01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:54,132
It does that on its own.

1634
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,133
<i>[Zach] Yeah, but
it's more fun though.</i>

1635
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:56,668
[laughs]

1636
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:57,961
[Hagan] Thanks.

1637
01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:01,889
Maggie.

1638
01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:04,518
Welcome back, Woodrow!

1639
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:06,473
Ooh ooh, yeah!

1640
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:08,890
Okay, this new armor is
definitely different.

1641
01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:11,354
Maybe we take a second,
figure out how it works.

1642
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:12,892
Or just wing it.

1643
01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:14,528
Or we just go with
the usual plan.

1644
01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:16,779
Let's just get the
translocator off of Kilborne

1645
01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:18,314
and get outta here.

1646
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:22,157
That Kilborne?

1647
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,115
Come on!

1648
01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:25,030
I knew I shoulda
stabbed her more.

1649
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,074
Yeah, who needs a plan?

1650
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:28,457
<i>'Plans are boring..</i>

1651
01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:30,244
<i>I'm just leader, what do I know?</i>

1652
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:32,207
<i>Guys, the one with the
shield goes in front!</i>

1653
01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:40,257
[upbeat rock music]

1654
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:42,555
Wait, you guys, stop.

1655
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,886
Where are we going?

1656
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:44,845
Enemies incoming.

1657
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:45,725
Where?

1658
01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:46,555
Everywhere.

1659
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:47,844
Lazer Team, form up.

1660
01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:58,357
[blasters firing]

1661
01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:03,244
Targeting on.

1662
01:08:03,288 --> 01:08:05,746
Dude, this is bad ass.

1663
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,121
I can hit everything!

1664
01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:13,620
Boot Group!

1665
01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:21,673
[upbeat rock music]

1666
01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:23,807
A little help here.

1667
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,511
I don't have a weapon.

1668
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,052
Hagan, try your
secondary function.

1669
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,104
What?

1670
01:08:29,147 --> 01:08:30,808
[beeping]

1671
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:36,605
[laughs]

1672
01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:38,691
Look at that, kid,
boomerang shield.

1673
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,481
That's way better than a sword.

1674
01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,614
Bad ass, Hagan.

1675
01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:43,491
Check this out.

1676
01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:47,325
[laser firing]

1677
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,207
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

1678
01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:58,716
[suspenseful music]

1679
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,591
<i>They just launched
an entire fleet</i>

1680
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,047
of alien ships to
destroy us, sir.

1681
01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:02,406
Good luck gettin'
past that space wall.

1682
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:03,616
That's no where near complete.

1683
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,550
What about the turret gun?

1684
01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:06,010
<i>Oh, that actually works,</i>

1685
01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:08,676
<i>but we haven't tested
the controls yet.</i>

1686
01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:11,220
Oh, we're doin' this.

1687
01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:12,374
It's on that one over there.

1688
01:09:12,398 --> 01:09:13,138
That computer?

1689
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:14,477
Okay.

1690
01:09:14,525 --> 01:09:16,061
[tense music]

1691
01:09:16,110 --> 01:09:17,646
The password's pewpew123.

1692
01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:19,106
<i>[Vandenbloom] Thank
you very much.</i>

1693
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:21,025
Kilborne's getting away.

1694
01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:22,439
Keep track of her.

1695
01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,303
We gotta find her before she
destroys the translocator.

1696
01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:25,783
<i>[Hagan] Okay, everyone split up.</i>

1697
01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:27,114
<i>'Go, go, go'.'!</i>

1698
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:29,370
[yelling]

1699
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:37,415
[dramatic music]

1700
01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:39,915
Damn, I'm stuck.

1701
01:09:39,967 --> 01:09:41,549
[grunts]

1702
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:43,961
Damn. Gravity. Boots.

1703
01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:48,056
Okay, that should do it.

1704
01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:50,763
[electronic music]

1705
01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:52,177
Here they come.

1706
01:09:52,230 --> 01:10:00,230
[dramatic music]

1707
01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,819
How do you think Zach's doin'?

1708
01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:06,528
[Zach screaming]

1709
01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:14,075
[laser cannon whirring]

1710
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:16,664
Die, die, die!

1711
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:17,713
[laughing]

1712
01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:19,666
Zach, there's four
people on the team.

1713
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,076
You don't have to
kill all of them.

1714
01:10:28,015 --> 01:10:36,015
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1715
01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:40,229
[beeping]

1716
01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:41,063
<i>[Vandenbloom] Uh!</i>

1717
01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:42,112
Get 'em, Vandenbloom.

1718
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:43,780
Yip!

1719
01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:46,485
Yeah!

1720
01:10:46,534 --> 01:10:47,534
Woo!

1721
01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:51,319
Get back here, you
little bastard!

1722
01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:52,954
I think he's got
that hallway covered.

1723
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,251
Ooh!

1724
01:10:56,294 --> 01:11:03,382
[laser blasting]

1725
01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:07,752
Maggie!

1726
01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:08,761
Use your science.

1727
01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:09,716
Get her!

1728
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:12,007
Oh, I am gonna enjoy this.

1729
01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:14,054
[bam]

1730
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:15,389
Oh!

1731
01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:16,540
Thanks, Woody, we
were just about to...

1732
01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:18,100
[Hagan] Yeah. [Herman]
Get in to help.

1733
01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,856
New feature.

1734
01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:21,858
I got it, let's go.

1735
01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:24,654
Oh my god.

1736
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:28,736
He's really doing it!

1737
01:11:33,706 --> 01:11:34,616
[beeping]

1738
01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:38,909
[turret gun firing]

1739
01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:39,961
Here we go!

1740
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:43,580
Aw, awesome!

1741
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:47,501
[blasting]

1742
01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:53,970
[screaming]

1743
01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:59,354
[tense music]

1744
01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:03,016
[Antareans over speaker]

1745
01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:04,559
Oh shit.

1746
01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:06,273
We have to move now!

1747
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:13,536
[dramatic music]

1748
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,365
Now, we only have enough
power for one rift.

1749
01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:16,414
We don't know how long

1750
01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:18,118
until the dark
matter ray is online.

1751
01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:21,993
[Hagan] Oh, ship.

1752
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,083
If there's another
laser in there, dibs.

1753
01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:25,087
Why would you want
another laser?

1754
01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:26,252
'Cause I'll have two lasers.

1755
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,486
<i>[Hagan] Yeah, but
then you got no hands.</i>

1756
01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,238
Yeah, but then I have a
laser sword and a gun.

1757
01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:30,047
You're an idiot.

1758
01:12:30,096 --> 01:12:31,302
Take the helmet.

1759
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:33,267
Aw, guys, I'm pickin' up
an enormous power surge.

1760
01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:34,763
We don't have much time.

1761
01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:38,052
Oh man, I'll you
what, we are screwed.

1762
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,769
Wet willy.

1763
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,934
We could wet willy them.

1764
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:47,148
I think she's going crazy.

1765
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,277
Everybody, get in the ship.

1766
01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:49,922
Oh no, I'm not gettin'
crammed into a box

1767
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:51,189
with these two again.

1768
01:12:51,242 --> 01:12:52,928
Well, it's either that
or we're all gonna die.

1769
01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:54,847
Woody, do you think you know
how to fly one of these?

1770
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,657
Well, I did successfully
open a wormhole

1771
01:12:56,706 --> 01:12:58,492
on the hyper surface
of space time,

1772
01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:02,159
and also, it has
autopilot, so yeah.

1773
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:04,623
Where the hell do you
think you're going?

1774
01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:07,915
Just slow down for a second.

1775
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:11,460
Lady, you got issues, one
of which is not dying.

1776
01:13:11,512 --> 01:13:13,799
Failures like you can't kill me

1777
01:13:13,848 --> 01:13:15,555
'cause I was born to win,

1778
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,388
and I always get my-

1779
01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:19,436
[squishing]

1780
01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:25,227
Hey, look!

1781
01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:26,276
Ooh, snail!

1782
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:27,901
I'm glad we let that guy out.

1783
01:13:27,945 --> 01:13:29,151
He's lookin' at us, quick...

1784
01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:30,778
Hurry, shut the door!

1785
01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:32,279
[doors slam]

1786
01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:35,943
[beeping]

1787
01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:37,485
[dramatic music]

1788
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,154
I actually just realized

1789
01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:41,197
that I hooked the
turret up wrong.

1790
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,457
It's been on autopilot
this whole time.

1791
01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:45,163
[Mindy] So then,
what's he doing?

1792
01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:46,327
He's playing a video game.

1793
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:47,482
Do you think we should tell him?

1794
01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:50,339
Nah, let him have it.

1795
01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:58,384
[triumphant music]

1796
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,762
Yeah!

1797
01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:04,814
Woo!

1798
01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,520
I feel I could call my dad.

1799
01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:15,552
[Woody] Everyone,
hold onto something.

1800
01:14:15,576 --> 01:14:16,737
Hold onto what?

1801
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:17,742
Now, that we're actually
going out into space,

1802
01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:19,243
I admit it, I'm
terrified of space.

1803
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:20,557
Well, you don't have
anything to worry about

1804
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:22,288
'cause there's no
space in this ship.

1805
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:24,950
[suspenseful music]

1806
01:14:25,002 --> 01:14:28,120
[yelling]

1807
01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:29,691
I may have had to
take out the autopilot

1808
01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:30,955
to make room for us.

1809
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:31,793
What?

1810
01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:33,003
It was huge!

1811
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:41,052
[dramatic music]

1812
01:14:43,688 --> 01:14:45,332
We should really be wearing
seat belts in this thing.

1813
01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,188
Yeah, I had to get
rid of those too.

1814
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,215
Okay, get ready, it's
just a few more seconds

1815
01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:55,105
until Operation Wet Willy.

1816
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,635
I'm still very
perplexed by this plan.

1817
01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:57,945
Just keep going straight, okay?

1818
01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,576
We wanna get in the
path of the beam.

1819
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:00,781
Did she say get in the path

1820
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:02,787
of the beam of
the deadly weapon?

1821
01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:07,200
Activating translocator.

1822
01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:09,164
Got a bad feeling about this.

1823
01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:10,499
<i>[Maggie] And now!</i>

1824
01:15:10,548 --> 01:15:13,961
[blast]

1825
01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:26,470
[explosions]

1826
01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:32,358
[birds chirping]

1827
01:15:32,403 --> 01:15:33,518
[laughing]

1828
01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:34,527
I did it, I did it!

1829
01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:35,528
That was me!

1830
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:36,608
I'm a hero!

1831
01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:37,818
Yeah, it was all you, buddy.

1832
01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:44,571
That was bad ass!

1833
01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:46,159
That plan was amazing.

1834
01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:48,248
All right, well, now all
we have to do is figure out

1835
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:50,581
how to reenter the Earth's
atmosphere without burning up.

1836
01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:51,539
Oh, son of a bitch!

1837
01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:55,753
[yelling]

1838
01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:57,884
<i>[Hagan] Aw man, buildings!</i>

1839
01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:05,557
[groans]

1840
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,059
[laughing]

1841
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:10,347
Lazer Team two,
Antareans nothin'.

1842
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:11,710
It's just nice to
be back on Earth

1843
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:13,691
where at least we
have a little respect.

1844
01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:20,740
Hey, give us our
ball back, dickheads.

1845
01:16:20,785 --> 01:16:22,867
Herman, pull.

1846
01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:25,538
[blast]

1847
01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:28,081
[laughs]

1848
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,707
Now, who's the dickhead?

1849
01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:32,710
All of you, all
of you are dicks.

1850
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:36,043
Well, you guys should be
playing football anyway.

1851
01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:37,048
Well, technically, on
most of the planet,

1852
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:38,333
they are playing football.

1853
01:16:38,385 --> 01:16:39,295
- Oh, Woody.
- Shut up.

1854
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:40,447
Why do you gotta
ruin everything?

1855
01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:41,711
Stick with the team.

1856
01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:42,949
[Woody] Basic geography, really.

1857
01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:44,509
<i>[Zach] Worst member.</i>

1858
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:45,389
Hey, what's up?

1859
01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:46,640
It's your boy, Herman Mendoza.

1860
01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:48,972
Running at super speed
makes me super thirsty.

1861
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,637
That's why I drink Boot Goop,

1862
01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,305
made from a space age recipe,

1863
01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:55,646
it's packed with
chucks of flavor.

1864
01:16:55,694 --> 01:17:00,154
Boot Goop, go from
number two to number one.

1865
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:02,219
You won't believe what
you're puttin' in your mouth.

1866
01:17:02,243 --> 01:17:05,406
This product is not
approved by the FDA.

1867
01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:07,445
[laughing]

1868
01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:09,660
Wow, Herman, that's great.

1869
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,324
Thank you, gotta sell that Goop.

1870
01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:13,084
So, what's with all the logos?

1871
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,211
Oh, no man, these
are my sponsorships.

1872
01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:16,587
<i>I make a little
cash on the side.</i>

1873
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:19,044
Um, does Woody know you
did this to the suit.

1874
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:20,208
Say what?

1875
01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:22,423
I don't need to run
things by Woodrow.

1876
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:23,511
What do you think this is?

1877
01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:24,296
<i>[Maggie] Okay, well,
I'm just saying...</i>

1878
01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:25,713
Oh, hey Mindy.

1879
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:27,177
Hey Zach.

1880
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,682
Long time, huh?

1881
01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:32,311
Don't know if you heard,
but I saved the world again.

1882
01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:34,313
Believe it or not,
I actually got this off

1883
01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:35,439
while we were up there.

1884
01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:38,476
I was back to my old
self for a few minutes.

1885
01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:40,736
That thing isn't
what makes you, Zach.

1886
01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:44,775
Yeah, but it's what makes it
impossible to be with me, right?

1887
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:48,570
No, but one day
you'll figure it out.

1888
01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:49,683
<i>[Hagan] Hey hey hey, everybody.</i>

1889
01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:51,664
Dad!

1890
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:52,709
Daddy, hi!

1891
01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:53,832
Hi sweetie.

1892
01:17:53,878 --> 01:17:55,084
So good to see you.

1893
01:17:55,129 --> 01:17:56,836
<i>Why does he look like NASCAR?</i>

1894
01:17:56,881 --> 01:17:59,714
<i>[Herman] Hey man, I make
$30.00 a week wearin' this.</i>

1895
01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:00,623
30 a week?

1896
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,087
Did you do that deal yourself?

1897
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:06,513
[peaceful music]

1898
01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:09,219
I didn't actually think
that we'd make it back.

1899
01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:13,511
I should've told you
about the other Woody.

1900
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:20,019
No, there's only
one Woody to me.

1901
01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:28,070
[triumphant music]

1902
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,321
What does this thing do anyways?

1903
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:34,574
{gasps}

1904
01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:35,867
Oh my god!

1905
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,627
Was it just a button there?

1906
01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:39,127
I can eat corn dogs again!

1907
01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:40,629
I can blow out birthday candles.

1908
01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:41,584
I can play the recorder.

1909
01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,465
Shut up.

1910
01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:49,006
[triumphant music]

1911
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:49,968
[Zach] Woody, what the hell?

1912
01:18:50,017 --> 01:18:51,257
How'd you get the helmet off?

1913
01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:52,787
[Woody] It's just like
a button on the side.

1914
01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:55,098
[Zach] Hey, where's my button?

1915
01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:34,343
[adventurous music]

1916
01:20:12,224 --> 01:20:15,933
Breaking news, we go to yet
another press conference

1917
01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:18,015
with Lieutenant Vandenbloom.

1918
01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:18,848
Yeah, yeah, blam!

1919
01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:19,978
Seriously?

1920
01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:21,480
This guy again?

1921
01:20:21,525 --> 01:20:23,015
So can you indeed confirm

1922
01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:25,651
that it was the Antareans that,
once again, had attacked us?

1923
01:20:25,696 --> 01:20:27,937
Attempted attack, but
I can also confirm

1924
01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:30,027
that you're looking
at the one man

1925
01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:32,487
responsible for
saving the planet.

1926
01:20:32,536 --> 01:20:34,447
Uh, yeah, there actually
have been many reports

1927
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:37,238
that it was actually
Lazer Team and not you.

1928
01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:38,247
Actually went out in...

1929
01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:39,657
You don't need Lazer Team.

1930
01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:41,075
You need Vandenbloom.

1931
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:42,897
<i>Let me hear y'all, give me
a little bit of that love.</i>

1932
01:20:42,921 --> 01:20:44,662
When I say Vanden,
you say bloom.

1933
01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:47,707
Vanden, Vanden, when I
say Vanden, you say Bloom.

1934
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,501
Vanden, Bloom.

1935
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:51,031
[Vandenbloom and
Reporter] Vanden-Bloom.

1936
01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:51,965
Vanden...

1937
01:20:52,014 --> 01:20:52,924
Bloom!

1938
01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:55,806
Vandenbloom, Vandenbloom rules!

1939
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:56,953
Now that Lazer Team
has battled aliens

1940
01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:58,638
here on Earth and in space...

1941
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,290
I can neither confirm nor
deny they were in space.

1942
01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:01,770
Where else can Lazer Team 90?

1943
01:21:01,815 --> 01:21:03,101
[sighs]

1944
01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,252
What other adventures
could Lazer Team

1945
01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:05,892
possibly go on at this time?

1946
01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:08,402
[suspenseful music]

1947
01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:10,563
Travel.

1948
01:21:10,616 --> 01:21:12,198
Time travel.

1949
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:13,566
<i>What the fun'</i>

1950
01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:19,080
[upbeat music]