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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2.  
  3. You both like trans.
  4.  
  5. You: hai~
  6.  
  7. Stranger: Hi
  8.  
  9. You: sooo, how are you ?
  10.  
  11. Stranger: Good! How about you?
  12.  
  13. You: ehh
  14.  
  15. You: been better
  16.  
  17. Stranger: Sorry to hear that
  18.  
  19. You: breakups suck lol, it's cool tho, I've got drugs and random people on the internet to distract myself with pfft
  20.  
  21. Stranger: I'm even more sorry. I know that feeling... though I'm usually doing the breaking up because they did something stupid
  22.  
  23. You: aw, okay, and yeah,, he just,, wanted to be friends ?? There wasn't really any good reason,, I didn't do anything.. he just,, changed his mind about loving me I guess..? I dunno.. it sucks..
  24.  
  25. You: also, like, cool, yay, an actual human to talk to, tbh, you're like the first person that wasn't a bot or horny, nice
  26.  
  27. Stranger: Not everyone on here has to dive headfirst into sexual talk. I mean if I'm lucky enough to find someone that is attracted to me, WOOHOO Muthafucka! Otherwise, I'm cool with conversation.
  28.  
  29. You: oh? cool, yeah, I guess that's understandable~
  30.  
  31. You: yeah, it's just annoying when it's either bots that just spam you with a link
  32.  
  33. You: or bots that pretend to be a human and waste your time
  34.  
  35. Stranger: Or M
  36.  
  37. You: or horny people that are just like "ftm?" and when I ask why, they just say they're horny, 'lol'
  38.  
  39. You: so it's like oof, omegle's way worse then I remember, I haven't been on here in yearss
  40.  
  41. Stranger: Yeah.... I just recently came back and it's more toxic than ever.
  42.  
  43. Stranger: I like meeting and talking to new people so I still come around from time to time.
  44.  
  45. You: oh? cool, yeah, I don't usually do that because I'm too shy to talk to someone I don't know but like, I just took lsd and i'm lonely and like, omegle is easy because it's just this random person you're texting online soo, yep, off I go onto omegle I guess? heh..
  46.  
  47. You: I'm like 300% more shy in person
  48.  
  49. You: and like 500% more shy when I'm not high
  50.  
  51. You: soo
  52.  
  53. You: yep
  54.  
  55. Stranger: You seem like the chill type who just wants to cuddle all the time
  56.  
  57. You: sksks, fuck, I tbh am
  58.  
  59. You: excepttt, I have like no irl friends to hang out with except for Devin who is my very recent exboyfriend and until like an hour or two ago, only had one person I could cuddle when I get time with them
  60.  
  61. Stranger: Well, internet cuddles being sent your way
  62.  
  63. You: except yanno, now that number's zero because Devin wants to just be friends and only wants to hug
  64.  
  65. You: awe, thanks~
  66.  
  67. Stranger: Welcome
  68.  
  69. You: soo
  70.  
  71. You: whatcha up to anyways?
  72.  
  73. You: or like, was up to I guess? Because I don't know why anyone would go onto omegle if they were actually busy with something pfft
  74.  
  75. Stranger: Laying in bed. I just woke up and don't feel like actually getting up yet
  76.  
  77. You: ohh, okay, cool
  78.  
  79. You: Yeah, that's a mood, oof
  80.  
  81. You: what time is it?
  82.  
  83. Stranger: Um.... 9am?
  84.  
  85. Stranger: I think
  86.  
  87. Stranger: Yeah
  88.  
  89. You: oh coolio~
  90.  
  91. You: yeah, it's uh
  92.  
  93. You: midnight for me
  94.  
  95. You: well, 12:01am
  96.  
  97. You: so ye
  98.  
  99. Stranger: Where are you?
  100.  
  101. You: what a fun time to take lsd and deal with losing your only source of physical affection and cuddles lol
  102.  
  103. You: uhh
  104.  
  105. You: Australia.
  106.  
  107. You: Western Australia
  108.  
  109. Stranger: The land of cuties
  110.  
  111. You: skskks
  112.  
  113. Stranger: And stuff that will kill you
  114.  
  115. You: aslkdj, I guess?? If you say so??
  116.  
  117. You: pff, like me?
  118.  
  119. Stranger: and cuties that may kill you
  120.  
  121. You: yeP
  122.  
  123. Stranger: Turns out Koalas are dangerous and you should never go near one
  124.  
  125. You: aa?
  126.  
  127. You: I've never seen a Koala actually, I don't think I live in the area for that?
  128.  
  129. You: I see kangaroos a lot tho
  130.  
  131. You: or what I assume are kangaroos? Maybe they're kangaroo shapes creatures, who knows
  132.  
  133. Stranger: I want a kangaroo so bad
  134.  
  135. Stranger: It could be my bodyguard pet
  136.  
  137. You: aslkjd, I doubt that, they really don't seem like the best of pets pfft
  138.  
  139. You: I usually just see them hopping in the distance sometimes pfft
  140.  
  141. You: or rarely, sometimes while I'm in the backseat of a car and a kangaroo just randomly crosses the road in front of us
  142.  
  143. Stranger: So, what's your name sweetheart?
  144.  
  145. You: Marceline~
  146.  
  147. You: Yours?~
  148.  
  149. Stranger: That's pretty
  150.  
  151. Stranger: Josh
  152.  
  153. You: Thanks~
  154.  
  155. Stranger: What for? I am just saying the truth
  156.  
  157. You: aslkjd,
  158.  
  159. You: okay then
  160.  
  161. You: uhhh
  162.  
  163. You: hm
  164.  
  165. You: so why do you have 'trans' put down as an interest? Are you trans?
  166.  
  167. Stranger: I am not.
  168.  
  169. Stranger: I have it down because I have some friends that are trans, and I've dated a few trans women in my life.
  170.  
  171. Stranger: And as I don't mind finding someone to flirt with, I keep it as a tag just in case I find that someone special.
  172.  
  173. You: oh? huh, okay, coolio
  174.  
  175. Stranger: Sorry if that's strange
  176.  
  177. You: tbh, it probably isn't even that strange of a thing to expect on omegle considering 80% of it is just horny people usually for some annoying reason, but whatever
  178.  
  179. You: I don't think I care, I'm lonelyyy pffftt
  180.  
  181. Stranger: I think you're lovely
  182.  
  183. Stranger: Sorry, I make bad puns when I try to flirt
  184.  
  185. You: sksks, I'm not but alright, thanks then
  186.  
  187. Stranger: You seem like a kind and charming young woman
  188.  
  189. You: eh, debatable
  190.  
  191. Stranger: If I was there I'd ask you to debate it over dinner
  192.  
  193. You: ehh, you don't even know how old I am, soo, chances are I'm a bit young for you, sorry, pfft
  194.  
  195. Stranger: 24 here
  196.  
  197. You: hah, 16, definitely too young
  198.  
  199. Stranger: Too young to try and fuck, yes. But I can still treat you like a princess for an evening.
  200.  
  201. Stranger: Show you that any man would be lucky to have you and you should just keep looking for your someone special.
  202.  
  203. You: sksks, I mean, legally, no, but morally, definitelyyy too young to even consider romantic stuff
  204.  
  205. You: The age of consent in my state's 16. That's it. The only limitation is unless it's with someone with authority over me, like a teacher or whatever. Then it's 18.
  206.  
  207. Stranger: Ah, age of consent here is 18, so I wouldn't even try until you're that age.
  208.  
  209. You: Yeah, that and it'd still a bit iffy to have large age differences when anyone in the relationship is young
  210.  
  211. Stranger: I just meant that I could show you that you are special, and give you some confidence for when you find your someone
  212.  
  213. Stranger: Nothing more, haha
  214.  
  215. You: ehhh
  216.  
  217. You: I guess
  218.  
  219. You: anyways, that's if I live long enough pfft, fun fact, they did a study in my country, 48% of trans people attempt suicide, and I'm alreadyyyy in that 48% soooo
  220.  
  221. Stranger: I think most people do nowadays...
  222.  
  223. Stranger: Trans have it harder because they aren't socially accepted yet. But hell, I'm a white man and my first try was when I was eight.
  224.  
  225. You: Yep and oh dang, that's earlyy
  226.  
  227. Stranger: Yep. The rope snapped
  228.  
  229. You: ahh shit, okay
  230.  
  231. Stranger: I tried a few more times before I was 17, thats about when I learned to stop giving a fuck about the shit around me and focused on bettering myself
  232.  
  233. You: yeah, my mental health's been slipping down for years and it got super bad early this year after uh my boyfriend broke up with me, tried to kill himself, I was expelled from school, was cut off from any actual friends that i had, which was already a small number, etc, sooo I tried to kill myself, and failed and tried again, etc, and now I've decided not to try again unless I'm 100% sure it's gonna work, etc because that was so not fun being in the emergency department and having to talk to psychs, etc
  234.  
  235. You: and sksks, yeah, that end bit's me on my good days pretty much, I stop bothering with caring about it all and just focus on doing what I can that makes me happy
  236.  
  237. Stranger: At least it's free there
  238.  
  239. You: but on my bad days, I just spend hours crying and start planning my suicide again pfft
  240.  
  241. You: and they just happen randomly sometimes tbh so that sucks
  242.  
  243. You: and oh? Oh yeah, that's bit's nice I guess, yeah
  244.  
  245. Stranger: My last er visit cost my family about 35 thousand
  246.  
  247. You: shittt
  248.  
  249. You: dang, at least mine probably wouldn't have cost much I'm guessing? They didn't end up having to do anything, they checked my blood levels and it turned out I didn't swallow enough paracetamol to require treatment anyways so fuck me I guess aslkjd
  250.  
  251. You: yeah, here, they tell you to go to the emergency department even if you're just feeling super super suicidal and haven't done anything yet because they apparently will try to keep you safe? Yanno, as in, safe from yourself?
  252.  
  253. Stranger: I'm I don't like a term you used
  254.  
  255. Stranger: Fuck me
  256.  
  257. Stranger: Don't say that or else half the people here will take you literally
  258.  
  259. You: hh
  260.  
  261. Stranger: haha
  262.  
  263. You: shit you're right
  264.  
  265. You: I forgot I was on omegle pfft
  266.  
  267. Stranger: Next thing you know you're the next piper perry meme
  268.  
  269. You: pfft
  270.  
  271. Stranger: You're not denying it. Hey guys! She's down
  272.  
  273. You: skks
  274.  
  275. You: heY
  276.  
  277. You: i'm 16
  278.  
  279. You: aslkdj
  280.  
  281. You: I forgot about all of that
  282.  
  283. You: I'm just a innocent gal alright?
  284.  
  285. Stranger: Haha, okay.
  286.  
  287. Stranger: I'm just teasing you a bit to lighten the mood
  288.  
  289. You: I mean, I'm not, but let's pretend I am because it's easier pfft
  290.  
  291. Stranger: What's the worst thing you've done? Imagine someone naked?
  292.  
  293. You: I dunno
  294.  
  295. You: worst ?
  296.  
  297. You: Worst how?
  298.  
  299. You: Do you just mean like, sexual?
  300.  
  301. You: I dunno, getting choked was fun
  302.  
  303. You: bad dragon dildos are cool
  304.  
  305. You: etc
  306.  
  307. Stranger: kinky
  308.  
  309. You: yepp
  310.  
  311. You: getting pinned against walls after class during lunch break and choked and given lots of hickies, etc was fun
  312.  
  313. You: but haha, guess that's not gonna happen anymore
  314.  
  315. Stranger: Hmm? Oh sorry, I was just imagining something naughty. Back to innocent reality
  316.  
  317. You: pfft, alright
  318.  
  319. You: anyways, ye, I'm def a sub, and def not innocent anymore
  320.  
  321. Stranger: Well, since it's getting late there I'll let you get some sleep. Sweet dreams sweetheart
  322.  
  323. You: lol
  324.  
  325. You: I'm high
  326.  
  327. You: I'm not sleeping for the next 10 hours
  328.  
  329. Stranger: And more kinky thoughts
  330.  
  331. Stranger: Hush!
  332.  
  333. Stranger: I'll let you go so I don't let that side loose on you.
  334.  
  335. You: askld
  336.  
  337. You: but then who will I talk to then??
  338.  
  339. You: Raven's disappeared
  340.  
  341. You: Erin seems busy
  342.  
  343. You: Aerick is only reply every now and then so having convos is slow and sucky
  344.  
  345. You: etc
  346.  
  347. Stranger: That's up to you. If you want to keep the convo innocent, I'll need to go.
  348.  
  349. You: sksks
  350.  
  351. You: well what's not innocent??
  352.  
  353. Stranger: You with a tight collar around your neck, a set of puppy ears as you're on your hands and knees. You're waiting for more as all the attention you've gotten in the last hour has come from toys but you're wanting more.
  354.  
  355. You: huh, I mean, tbh that does sound p fun rn, altho I'm a kitten? but uhh, huh, yeah, I'd be cool with that if that could actually happen tbh?
  356.  
  357. You: altho I'm just,, not really one for like,, horny texting sorry,,
  358.  
  359. You: I suckk at that lol
  360.  
  361. You: especially when I'm high
  362.  
  363. You: because rn all I'm gonna instinctively say is cool, that's be fun, if you wanna I guess sksksks
  364.  
  365. Stranger: All good.
  366.  
  367. Stranger: If it was something I just want to do, I'd have you wear a skirt so that I can have my hand on your ass at all hours, fingering you at all times when and where I want.
  368.  
  369. You: oof, okay, yeah that'd be cool, altho uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  370.  
  371. You: *uhmmmm*
  372.  
  373. You: I'm trans? <gestures to the trans tag>
  374.  
  375. Stranger: And?
  376.  
  377. Stranger: You still have something that can take my middle finger down to the knuckle
  378.  
  379. You: askdj
  380.  
  381. You: I mean
  382.  
  383. You: yeah, you're not wrong, oof
  384.  
  385. Stranger: Haha, but hey, you're not into it
  386.  
  387. Stranger: It's all good
  388.  
  389. You: aslkdj
  390.  
  391. You: I don't even know what I'm into a lot of the times
  392.  
  393. You: sometimes i feel like I'm just pretending to be into something because it's fun and I'm bored and I've gotta be someone right? So I might as well be this person with a pet play kink
  394.  
  395. Stranger: Haha, isn't that all a kink is? Something fun?
  396.  
  397. Stranger: Might as well get a tail plug if you're going all in
  398.  
  399. You: pfft, yeah I guess so
  400.  
  401. You: and mm, yeah, a tail plug could be cool, yeah
  402.  
  403. You: can't wear jeans tho aw, guess I'd just have to wear a skirt if I had a tail plug
  404.  
  405. Stranger: Hot
  406.  
  407. You: mhm
  408.  
  409. Stranger: Now imagine fucking, then using a plug to keep all their cum in you all day
  410.  
  411. Stranger: Until you're ready for your next dose
  412.  
  413. You: ehh, in my experience cum in my butt is just annoying, I can't feel it and it eventually comes out by itself at the most annoying times
  414.  
  415. Stranger: That's a shame. I'm usually good for three rounds in a row, minimum, so when I'm done there's a decent amount in there
  416.  
  417. You: huh, dang, I guess that could be semi-interesting I guess?
  418.  
  419. Stranger: Yeah. But I'm too old for you, so you'll find some guy to try it with
  420.  
  421. You: yeahh
  422.  
  423. You: welp
  424.  
  425. Stranger: Good night
  426.  
  427. You: dang
  428.  
  429. You: but
  430.  
  431. You: I'm not
  432.  
  433. You: sleeping
  434.  
  435. You: sksks
  436.  
  437. You: fine
  438.  
  439. You: I guess?
  440.  
  441. Stranger has disconnected.
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