Kaz and Meru (P7) (NSFW)

"Idiot."

"Basket-case."

"Weirdo."

"Loser."

"Halfbreed."

"Childish."

Barnaby's head snapped back and forth as if he was watching a tennis game. Next to him, Rowan ate a sandwich and attempted to ignore the two rivals turned lovebirds as they traded insults. Over the last few days, their interactions had become full of this, and it had almost become a game to see how long they would keep it up before one of them would drag the other off to the nearest broom closet. It had become rather tiresome, Rowan thought, and he wished they would just accept how much they liked each other and settle into a normal relationship.

"You're such an idiot, you can't even tell me what aconite is."

"Are you forgetting the time you asked me who our Potions professor was?

"That's not-"

"Or the time you asked me what colour Madame Hooch's eyes were?"

"I had to-"

"I distinctly remember you saying 'Hah! I bet you can't answer this!'."

"Right, that's it!"

'Here it comes...' Rowan thought, taking another bite out of his massive sandwich. He looked over at Barnaby, who seemed like he was about to intervene. He tapped him on the shoulder and shook his head, mouthing "Just watch."

the two sat and watched as Merula dragged Kaz out of his seat and pulled him out of the Great Hall with her. Rowan locked eyes with him for a moment and waved merrily, ignoring Kaz's pleading expression as Merula dragged him out of the door.

"What just happened?" Barnaby sounded confused. Or perhaps he was deep in thought. The two expressions seemed similar on him. "Shouldn't we stop her?"

"Hmm...nah. I think they'll be fine." Rowan finished off his sandwich and adjusted his glasses.

"Shouldn't you be more concerned?" Barnaby sounded even more confused now.

"About what? They've done this three times this week."

"But they could get expelled if they're caught!" Barnaby gestured wildly, still looking like he was about to get up and chase after them.

"Expelled? For what?" Rowan furrowed his brow.

"Duelling on school grounds!" Barnaby said it like it was obvious, and Rowan's eyes widened in realization.

"Ohhhhhh... Trust me, if they get caught, it's not going to be because they're duelling." Rowan scratched his head and wondered how Barnaby hadn't picked up on what Kaz and Merula had been doing. It had to be one of the worst kept secrets around, and everyone who shared a lesson with the two must have figured it out by now. The way they looked at each other and the constant injuries that they either refused to explain or gave terrible explanations for had given it away immediately.

Rowan could swear he had heard Snape cheering after their most recent Potions lesson. Kaz and Merula had ended up inches away from each other's faces during one of their insult matches, and the expressions on their faces implied that they'd been about to go at it right there and then if Snape hadn't interrupted them.

Mcgonagall had seemed a lot more annoyed with everything Kaz did during their Transfiguration lesson. Even when he had perfectly turned a cat into a cauldron, she had given him the most insincere praise possible. Rowan wasn't sure what had happened, but evidently something Kaz had done had annoyed her.

Barnaby was looking more and more lost. "Huh? What are they doing then?"

Rowan paused for a moment before deciding that it wasn't worth the time. "I'm sure if you think about it, you'll figure it out."

Barnaby frowned, but rubbed his chin and stared at the table, deep in thought. "Are they studying?"

Rowan laughed. "Not exactly..."


Merula dragged the idiot toward the nearest broom closet and pushed him inside.

Kaz stumbled, catching himself against the nearest wall as he heard the door slam shut behind him. He spun around to speak but found himself unable as Merula threw herself at him. She wrapped her arms around him and dragged him to the ground, forcing all her weight upon his chest. He started to feel lightheaded, as he couldn't breathe thanks to Merula's tongue, which was currently forcing its way into his mouth.

Before he could pass out, he swung his hand, forcing Merula back as her head jerked to the side. Taking advantage of the momentary respite, he pushed up, throwing Merula off balance and rolling so that he was now above her, and she was face-up on the ground. The two paused for a second, staring into each other's eyes.

They were both breathing heavily, and in her eyes, he could see a combination of lust and desire. Giving into his own feelings, he ripped her shirt open and kissed her again. Her eyes glazed over as he held the kiss longer and longer, but eventually she began to grab his face, scratching him with her polished fingernails, and he was forced to pull back.

Wasting no time, the two lust-fuelled lovers ripped the rest of the clothes off. Giving Merula no time to recover, Kaz immediately pushed inside her, and she rewarded him with a scream of pain and pleasure that only set him off further. He began to thrust as hard as he could, and Merula rewarded him with inarticulate gasps and moans. She wrapped her arms and legs around him, and he vaguely noted that her fingers were scratching into his back again, but he didn't care. He grabbed her arms and forced them up, slamming them into the ground with force.

Kaz pulled her body up, so that he was sitting on the floor with her wrapped around him. Her head flopped back, and he could see that her eyes were glazed and unfocused, so he pulled her closer to him and sank his teeth into her shoulder. He could feel the slightly coppery, metallic taste of blood flowing through his mouth, and he let out an almost animalistic snarl. She screamed, and he felt her entire body shake as an orgasm ran through her. Before she could recover, he began his assault again, this time focusing on the rest of her body. He ran his fingers over her breasts, lightly tracing her hard nipples, and she shivered, letting out another moan of pleasure. He ran his fingers down her back and pulled her right against him in a hug. He ran his fingers through her hair, before grasping the back of her neck and pulling her back in for a passionate kiss.

There was blood running down his face. Some of it was his, dripping from Merula's fingernails after she scratched his back up, and some of it was hers, dripping from his mouth after he bit her. There was also blood running freely from her shoulder, and he could see clear bite marks forming. The sight ignited something inside him, and the pace of his thrusting increased roughly, eliciting a sharp scream from Merula that he silenced with another kiss.

Eventually, the pleasure got to be too much. His breath quickening, he panted out. "M...Merula...I'm gonna-" Only for Merula to cut him off.

"I...inside." He looked up in surprise, and he was surprised to see something new in her eyes. More than just lust and desire, he could see something deeper, more intimate, inside her eyes, and he knew it was reflected in his own.

"What? Are you seri-" Kaz started to blurt out, only for Merula to silence him with a sharp slap to the face.

"I said cum inside me, you fucking halfbreed!" She screamed, before opening her mouth and repeating what he had done to her earlier. He felt a sharp burst of pain as she bit into his neck, and it pushed him over the edge. With a grunt, he erupted inside her. She clamped down harder on his neck, melting in his arms as she went through another orgasm. He held her even tighter as they rode out the intense waves of pleasure coursing through their bodies.

Finally, they collapsed against each other. The two began to fall unconscious in exhaustion, and a thought passed through Kaz's mind. As he watched Merula's eyes flutter and slide shut as she lay on his chest, the only thing he could think was that he would do anything to fall asleep next to her every night, for the rest of his life.

He held her close, unwilling to let his grip loosen, as he started to fall asleep too, but he managed to whisper into her ear with the last of his strength.

"I love you..."