PowerfulStache - Writefags in Canterlot #3: DCFTEF

>Be Dangerous Creature.

"Alright, Creature. It's just you and me left. On the count of three?"

>I nod my head, holding the cider up to my mouth, ready to drink it all as fast as humanly possible.

"One, two, three, CHUG!"

>We both move our heads back, drinking up as much of the cider as we can as fast as we can.
>I finish the mug and slam it down on the table, wiping away the remnants on my mouth.
>Looking back over at Mac, he's passed the fuck out halfway through drinking, the rest of his cider falling to the floor.
>I love how quickly people pass out when they think they're drinking alcoholic cider.
>Oh, the placebo effect is a friend of mine.
>Replacing the alcoholic cider with normal cider can work some serious wonders, especially when you're the only one who knows.
>Getting up to stretch, I decide to check my phone to see just how long we were up.
>It's 4:02 in the morning.
>I should probably get home and get some rest if I want to be awake at all for meeting Twilight at the library.
>Walking out of the farmhouse, I approach my car.
>I whip my keys out of my pocket and hop in, driving off the property and towards my house.
>Getting tired of driving in silence, I turn on my radio, hearing Time Warp come on.
>Odd song for 4 in the morning, but it doesn't seem to mean anything.
>Sweet Apple Acres is only a couple of miles away from my apartment, so I should get back in time to get at least 5 hours of sleep.
>After around 8 minutes of driving slowly down the road, I see a car parked in the middle of the road, with 2 people standing near it.
>What the hell are they doing up so damn early?
>Looking closer, I see that among the two, there is a short and chubby man who looks to be in his late 20s, and a tall, skinny woman, with white skin that shined like the moon.
>Being the curious asshole that I am, I pull up on the side of the road and get out, approaching the car while the older man hands the other one a briefcase.
>Walking in relative darkness, I get within hearing range of them.

"Are you sure we should wait to use these, Rarity? It could be so much easier if we did it now."

>The woman, who I'm guessing is Rarity, starts to chuckle loudly.

"Patience, Chuck. You need to play cat and mouse, waiting for your prey."
>I take the hint that these two may be dangerous, and decide it is a genius idea to walk even closer.
>The guy takes a look back, seeing me attempt to move up closer.

"Boss, we got a problem here."

"Don't worry about him. He's not going to remember any of it."

>The pair laugh amongst themselves before the guy runs into the woods over the left of me and the woman got into the car and drove off.
>To say the least, that was fucking strange.
>I turn around and get back in my car, driving back down the road.
>After about 3 more minutes of driving, the radio begins to act strange.
>Instead of Scream and Shout being played, the radio is engulfed a strange static.
>I hear a voice through the garbled noise.

"Get out of here, Chuck. You can't make it here. Not again."

>It sounds like a younger girl, speaking in a very somber tone, as if the state of the universe depended on what she were to do.
>The static noise increases heavily, hurting my ears just the slightest bit.

"You don't need to do that, Pinkie. We can sort this out another way."

>Wait a second, is that Cap?
>After a loud crashing noise, the static stops and Scream and Shout comes back on.
>Not that I enjoyed the song, but it's better than whatever that strange shit was.
>Eventually pulling up to my apartment building, I park and run inside.
>Trudging up the stairs, I reach my floor and pull my keys out of my pocket, opening up my door and pretty much falling inside.
>Looking over at my brand new clock on the wall, I stare at it in utter confusion.
>It's 9:14.
>This has to be a mistake.
>I just checked my phone 13 minutes ago and it was 4 in the fucking morning.
>Checking my phone again, the times line up with each other.
>How did this even... Fuck it.
>In that case, I have to get out of here.
>I'm meeting some new girl, Twilight Sparkle, at the library at 9:30.
>She seemed nice, and apparently wants to "sit down and talk".
>No idea what happened to those 5 hours of time, but I don't have any time to worry about the fabric of time when I have a date.
>Running into the bathroom, I quickly spray on some deodorant and overall make sure I don't look and smell like shit.
>Getting changed, I drop my flannel shirt for a T-shirt, and run out the door with my bag, not carrying anything else on me.
>A date with an intelligent and cute girl on 0 hours of sleep, while time unravels itself?
>Not a thing could go wrong.
>I head out the door, taking the stairs down to the lobby and walking out into the parking lot, key in hand.
>Hopping right back into my car, I see the sun now brightly shining down.
>There's no way I'll be able to drive with the sun shining like that.
>I get right back out and start running towards the library, pulling my phone out of my bag to check if time unraveled anymore.
>It's 9:21.
>Running across the street, I got though the park, seeing a shit ton of people up now.
>I see a couple people I recognize, but I don't have any time to talk.
>Spending at least a good 5 minutes cutting through the park, I see the library just across the street.
>Checking the time again, I can see that it's 9:28.
>Never had any doubt I could make it in time.
>I walk across the street and climb the steps to the library doors, noticing a large sign on the front.
>It reads "Daily reminder that DCFTEF will never come back".
>That's a waste of perfectly good paper, writing that and posting it on a library door.
>I open up the door the library, immediately remembering just how huge this place is in comparison to the one at Canterlot High.
>Taking a quick skim around the library, Twilight is nowhere to be found.
>I take a walk around to every table in the library and she isn't at any of them.
>Sitting down at a table, I wait for a good 5 minutes before pulling out my phone.
>Knowing this will take longer than I expected, I'll probably fucking miss seeing World War Z, which Cap really wanted to fucking watch but is too broke to pay for it with his spare cash.
>I should probably give him a call and tell him I won't be able to make it.
>Pulling my phone out of my bag yet again, I see that is is now 9:43.
>I punch in his number, waiting for him to pick up.

"Hey, Cap. This is going to run a little longer than expected, so I won't be able to make it to the theater later. I'll talk to you later."

>After leaving a message, I get up.
>Wasn't this supposed to be one of the most punctual girls at school?
>Either she's sitting at some table I missed or I wasn't the only one jumbled by time and space.
>I decide to get up and have a look around the library some more, hoping to find Twilight off in some remote area of the enormous establishment.
>After investigating each and every location I could find, I walk back to the large collection of tables in defeat.
>I sit back down and continue to wait.
>Wait a second... Aren't there two floors here?
>Standing back up, I walk back onwards the from entrance, examining my surroundings.
>I see the staircase leading up, and I find a few new areas, most notably world history in the far back.

>Right as I'm about to enter the area, I hear loud voices coming from the floors below.

"Did you bring me here just so you could tell me that?"

>I instantly recognize that voice from school.
>Fucking Trixie.
>Destruct is in for it now, if that's even who she is dating nowadays.
>I decide to have a look over the railing to see what's going on below.
>Peering over, I see Trixie angry as all hell with her hands planted on the table Destruct was sitting at.

"I was hoping that maybe you would react better and not scream out, but I guess I was wrong."

>Observing their surroundings, I see people at other tables looking up at the scene they are making, while the head librarian looks like he is about to slap a bitch.

"How did you expect me to react to you getting a bearded dragon?"

>You've got to be fucking kidding me...
>I walk away from the railing, shaking my head at the ridiculous argument which was barely in earshot anymore.
>What was I doing again?
>Looking for Twilight, I suppose.
>My brain feels all jumbled after the events of this morning.
>I stumble over to the world history section, seeing an odd assembly of books that look somewhat like a bed.
>On that bed, I see exactly who I was looking for.

"Hello? Are you even awake?"

>She immediately whips her body up, standing to attention like a soldier.

"What time is it? Where am I? What the hell did that pink maniac do?"

>As her energy increases, mine decreases, as I fall to the floor from pure exhaustion, on the verge of passing out.
>In my drowsiness, I hear loud footsteps, yelling, and what sounds like a shoe beings banged against a book.
>Just as I'm about to pass out, Twilight grabs me by the collar of my shirt and looks me straight in the eyes.

"Notice anything wrong with the clocks this morning?"

>Before I can respond, I succumb to my lack of energy and become unconscious.

"Wake up, Creature. We don't have any time to spare"

>I groggily open my eyes, while unable to move anything but my head.
>Once I regain my vision, I immediately notice a serious change in scenery.
>I'm no longer in a library, and I'm in what looks to be a dressing room of some sorts, with what looks to be a purple creature with me.

"Where the hell did you take me?"

>I focus my attention on the being in front of me, which isn't even close to human.
>Is that a fucking purple horse?
>That IS a fucking purple horse.
>Moving my tongue around in my mouth, I feel a completely new set of teeth that doesn't feel human at all.

"More importantly, what the hell are you?"

>The horse chuckles, with a very human sounding tone that resembles that of Twilight's.

"I'm no more ridiculous looking than you."

>Did that horse just talk?
>That horse just fucking talked.

"What the hell do you mean by that? It's not like I'm a horse."

>Am I a horse?
>Looking at where my hands should be, I see a pair of hooves.
>Did Twilight drug me while I was out?
>No, this is too real to be drugs.
>Now regaining control of my body, I try to stand up, but am incapable because of the fact that I'm apparently now a fucking horse.

"Having some trouble? Let me help you out there."

>I look back up at her, realizing that she isn't just a horse.
>She's a fucking unicorn with wings and shit.
>I feel an odd energy envelop my head, seemingly entering my thoughts.
>Don't think about porn, don't think about porn, don't think about porn.
>Dammit, I thought about porn.
>The energy release my head, and my new body snaps to attention and stands up.

"I need some explanation of what the hell is going on here. Care to help me out?"
>The horse that I'm assuming is Twilight breaks a slight smile, laughing at my frustration with this new form.

"In short, I climbed out a window carrying you, brought you to this dimension through the statue outside of the high school, and laid you on the ground right outside the portal here, which is this mirror right here."

>She beckons her hoof over at the mirror to the left of her, sticking it right through the glass as if it were water.
>How much weirder can shit get today?
>First the radio, then the time, now this shit?

"Why did you bring me here? What purpose am I going to serve in the horse dimension?"

>Twilight looks mildly offended, and jumps through the portal, leaving me alone on the room.
>I figure I should probably follow her, so I wobble over to the portal and awkwardly fall through.
>Awakening in what I hope is my dimension, I feel a hand wrap around my neck and pull me up on my feet.
>Regaining consciousness, I feel the same hand slap hard across my face.
>Did she seriously just bring me across dimensions to slap me?
>And not only do I now have a slap mark on my cheek, but it's raining.

"As an answer to your question, there was no specific need for you to be there. I need your help, and I don't think you would have believed me otherwise."

>Time and space has unraveled, and I've gone to the horse dimension.
>At this point I'll believe anything.

"In that case, what do you need help with?"

>If this is a girl who has knowledge of other dimensions, it scares me to think what kind of bat shit crazy things she needs done.

"You passed out from lack of sleep. I'm just going to take a wild guess and say I wasn't the only one who noticed the time change this morning."

"Time skipped about 5 hours, but that isn't the only strange thing that happened this morning."

>Twilight raises an eyebrow, focusing all her attention on me.
>I lean up against the statue, being careful to not fall through the portal.

"When I was driving home, I noticed two people exchange a briefcase outside a shiny black car. After they parted ways, I heard garbled static on my radio, along with a couple of voices that didn't sound like stuff you would normally hear on the radio."

"What did the two people look like? Was it a short and chubby guy along with a tall and pale woman?"

"Actually, yes. Why? Do you know them?"

>Her purple face becomes pale, filling up with fear.

"Then we are in more trouble than I thought."

>Twilight begins to droop down, getting soaked by the rain, before hopping right back up, as if she got the greatest idea ever.

"Quickly, check the time."

>I unzip and reach into my backpack, pulling out my phone, turning it on to see the time.
>Twilight moves over to my side, peering over my shoulder to see my screen.
>It's 11:52, and I have a missed call from Newblood.
>Wonder what he could have wanted, considering he has a game this morning.

"We should probably get out of this rain and go inside to talk."

"Good damn suggestion, Twily."

>Can't believe I just used a nickname that cheesy.
>We dash to the door to the school, our feet squishing in the mud beneath us.
>I pull the door open as quickly as I can and run inside, slipping on my own wet shoes and falling into an awkward pile of water with Twilight.
>Unscrambling myself, I stand back up, now completely and utterly soaked in every aspect.
>Looking over at Twilight, she's in a worse scenario than me, with her clothes covered in a light layer of mud, violently crouching from some of the water until she is able to make an audible response.

"We need to evacuate the town by tomorrow morning."

>Wait, what?

"Why and how are we going to do that?"

>She stands back up, brushing herself off and beckoning me to follow her through the hallway.

>I follow behind, watching her bounce through the hallways.

"This town has become a ticking time bomb that could go off any time tomorrow. The fabric of time and space has become the play toy of those who shouldn't be given that kind of power."

"How are we going to get everybody out by tomorrow with time skipping around?"

>We reach the entrance to the indoor athletic pool, where Twilight knocks at the door, sending an echo through the hall behind us.
>The door is opened by whoever is on the other side and we both enter the area directed by a tall guy with hair that seems to curl up near his forehead.
>Having a look around, I see that the area is empty except a blue police box.
>Twilight turns back at the individual who let us in.

"Got the situation under control here, Turner?"

>He chuckles, raising his hands in the air as if to brag at an accomplishment.

"I got the team secured, Twilight Sparkle. Rainbow Dash and Newblood just snuck out to the field."

>I guess the game did get rained out.

"Thanks for the help. We'll go after them and make sure they don't cause too much trouble."

>So now I'm going to go stalk one of my best friends while he goes off with some rainbow girl.
>The two exchange a quick hug, before Twilight runs for the other door in the area and motions for me to follow her.
>She pushes open the door, running down the hallway until we reach the door that leads out to the field.
>Looking through the window, I see Newblood chasing after Dash, as the same car I saw this morning drives off onto the road.
>I reach my hand out to push open the door, but I'm stopped by Twilight, who pushes my hand away.

"We can't go after them in the open. It's too risky."

"Why are we even after them in the first place?"

>Twilight quickly takes hold of me, pushing me into the classroom to my right.
>She dives at my face, trying to kiss me almost violently.
>Reaching her left hand down, she starts pulling at my jeans.

>What the hell is she doing?
>Just as I'm about to accept her kiss, Twilight leans up and slaps me hard in the face.
>Damn, she slaps hard, especially considering I'm completely awake now.
>Twilight stands up, offering me a hand to help me up.
>I graciously accept it, and she pushes me right back down.

"That's a short representation of the kind of danger Newblood is in."

"What the hell do you mean by that?"

"Knowing Dash, she will likely seduce your friend, getting him into a state of comfort with her. After that, Dash will hurt him terribly, for no reason other than her own pleasure. And to finish it off, she will being him right back in just to finish the job."

>Twilight didn't catch me as the kind for metaphors, but that was pretty damn interesting.
>I stand back up, brushing myself off.

"In that case, why are we letting him be whisked off by her?"

>She walks up to the window in what I believe to be a history classroom, and looks out, motioning for me to join her at the window.
>I do so, seeing Newblood walk off with Dash down the sidewalk.

"She'll be back, Creature. There's not the slightest chance she'd do it anywhere else but here."

>I'm putting a hell of a lot of trust into this girl, but with today's events, this is nothing.

"So, do we just camp out here until they get back from their walk?"

"I'm afraid that's all we can do for now. When the return, we will pick back up the chase. Check the time."

>I reach into my bag and pull out my phone, seeing that it is now 5:24 in the afternoon.
>Not even slightly phased at the fact that there was another ripple in time.
>I hand her my phone so she can see the time.

"It's just another ripple. Nothing to be worried about for now."

>I walk over to one of the desks in the room and take a seat.

"There's no use in just standing there and peering out the window, Twilight. Come take a seat. We'll hear it when they come in."

>She sighs and walks over to the desk in front of mine, turning it towards me and taking a seat.

"So, after all of what's happened so far today, I'm left with one gaping question. Who are you, Twilight Sparkle?

>She sits up in her seat, seeming a bit surprised by the sudden nature of what I was asking, but seemed to understand my confusion.

"I'm not from this dimension. I'm from a place called Equestria. The place I brought you earlier today."

"So to put it bluntly, you're a flying magical horse from another dimension?"

"Quite simply put, that is."

>I lean forward a bit from my seat.

"So, in that case, what are you doing here?"

>She smiles awkwardly, just about to open her mouth to respond when she looks it the window to see that night has fallen.
>Getting out of the tiny desk, Twilight runs up to the window, making an easily audible gasp.

"That was fast. Quick, get down where you can't be seen in case they come in here."

>I realize that there is an excruciatingly slim chance that the pair would actually come into this room, but I get down anyways.
>She seemed awful ready to avoid my question.
>Crawling over to the wall, I hear Dash and Newblood enter, with no restraint to quiet themselves down as they march down the hallway.

"Obviously this isn't the classroom they plan on shacking up in. Let's go."

>I stand back up, slowly opening the door to the hallway when I see the pair outside enter into a classroom a little ways down the hall.
>Motioning for Twilight to follow, I silently sneak out, being careful not to make too much footstep noise.
>I walk along the left side of the hallway, looking into every room to see if it is the one that they entered.
>I pull my phone out of my bag, noticing a text from Stache.
>It read: How do you clean up an accident?
>Way to be specific, Stache.
>I ignore the text, knowing that I didn't have any time to deal with his problems right now.

>Looking around for a second, I see Twilight lagging behind pretty far, staying a good 10 feet away from me at all times.
>Not even close to understanding her reasoning behind doing so, but considering of the need for silence, I don't question it.
>Continuing to walk down the hallway, I begin to actually try to take in the events of today.
>So much has changed about how I perceive the world in the past 5 hours alone.
>My life has been flipped, turned upside down.
>I would take a minute to just sit right down, but I have to solve this shit.
>Reaching Room 121, when I look in I see Newblood and Dash going at it.
>Is he shoving a beaker up her...
>Newblood, what the hell?
>I turn around to tell Twilight I found the room, but she is nowhere to be found.
>Looking at the rooms near where I last saw her, there is nothing but a library and a couple of regular classrooms.
>Sorry, Newblood, but you're on your own for this one.
>That's under the assumption that what Twilight said about Dash is true.
>I don't even know what to believe anymore.
>Assuming that Twilight ran into the library, I dash in after her, hearing some bumping around on the overhang.
>If you think girls are confusing, let me sit you right down and tell you a little story called right fucking now.

"Twilight! You in here?"

>Of course she is in here, I'm just not sure where.
>This week on Creature Says the Darndest Things.
>I move my ass towards the curved staircase leading up to the second floor, making slow advances up.
>Is that sobbing coming from up here?
>Arriving at the top, I see Twilight sprawled out on the floor, seemingly having a mental breakdown involving tears and short grumbles.
>What the hell have I gotten myself into here?

"T-twilight? A-are you okay?"

>By the end of the day, people will be able to make Season 4 of Creature Says the Darndest Things.
>She stops sobbing for a moment, and pokes her head up to have a look at me.

"Creature? I want you to hear this before the following events occur."

>Her entire body is slowly becoming a bit less human looming in the way it moves, seeming as if she is losing control.

"Don't fight back. Whatever I want you to do, do. It's for your best interest."
"What the hell do you mean by that? What's going on, Twilight?"

>Her body continues to convulse more and more, not looking as if it's going to stop soon.
>I reach out to her, grabbing her by the hand in hopes of calming her down.
>With the slightest touch, everything stops.
>Everything seems to have come to a complete halt.
>Silence has fallen, and it is truly terrifying.
>I cannot hear the sound of my breath, my heart, not even the blood moving through my ears.
>I'm still capable of movement, but with my sense of touch gone along with my sense of hearing, it simply adds to the horror.
>Looking for the source of this nightmare, I let go of Twilight's hand, immediately bringing me back to reality.

"Cold, isn't it?"

>I look up at her face, being sucked in by her fear and sadness.

"Who are you, Twilight Sparkle?"

>I reach out for her hand again, hoping to help bring her out of this horrifying state.
>Interrupted by her arm, I'm pushed back roughly, falling back against the stairs, tumbling down while time seems to inch slower and slower.
>After what seems like an hour of falling, I hit the ground, but feel no pain.
>Drifting out of consciousness, the last thing I see is Twilight, who for the first time since I'd met her looks genuinely happy about something.

"Wake up, Dangerous Creature. Wake up, and smell the ashes."

>Hearing the Half-Life reference, I start to open my eyes, and am greeted by the library where I found Twilight this morning.
>The day has been short, but that event feels like a lifetime ago.
>I sit up off of the book bed in which Twilight laid this morning, and notice that the room is being illuminated by candles.
>Fire is quite the interesting choice considering we are in a library.
>Having a look at Twilight herself, I can see that she is wearing a seemingly see-through yellow nightgown, laced in a shiny material only a fashionista could identify.

"I think the candles fit nicely with what I'm wearing. Don't you think, Creature?"

>With all the commotion of today, I had actually forgotten that she was a girl that I was going on a date with.
>I'll play along with her.

"It's simply /ravishing/, Twilight. It goes great with the candles."
>Her sexy smile becomes one of cold, hard business.

"Enough with the small talk. You're going to be my assistant for the night. Understand?"

>I nod, confused at her sudden change of personality.

"In that case, FUFILL YOUR ROLE, SLAVE!"

>Any remnants of what was Twilight's voice have died out, and have been replaced by whatever this is talking to me right now.
>She pounces on me, almost like a tiger pouncing on it's prey.
>Grasping my shirt, she rips it off whole, leaving nothing left but a few sticky pieces of fabric.
>I would say that she doesn't seem human, but it's obvious enough considering she's a horse from another dimension.
>Twilight grips my head with both hands, pulling me in for a kiss.
>Reaching my hands around her back, I slowly slide my hands down towards her ass, feeling her firm rear in my hands.
>I slide my fingers into her loose panties, getting a feel for her cunt that is heating up intensely with every stroke of my hand.
>Her right hand moves from my head to my other head, as she roughly squeezes my dick from the outside of my pants.
>The feeling is a bit painful, but the pleasure outweighs the pain as Twilight continues the squeeze away.
>Still reaching around to her ass, I begin to tickle her clit, eliciting a mildly loud moan from her.

>Realizing I'm borderline torturing her by not going inside, I jump the gun and shove my index finger straight into her vag, causing the being controlling Twilight to jump out of her body for a second, letting the real Twilight takes back over.
>I continue to finger her, even after she lets go of my cock, causing a minor case of the blue balls.
>That's not as if to say she isn't enjoying every moment of it, as I add my middle finger in, while quickening my motions relentlessly.
>Twilight motions her mouth as if she wants to say something, but is incapable of making any coherent words due to my actions down under.
>After continuing my actions for another 15 seconds, I realize what Twilight was trying to say when my fingers are covered in her ridiculously hot fluids that sap out of her pussy with seemingly no end.
>After the orgasm continues on for another minute, I attempt to remove my fingers to quell her influx of pleasure, but I am stopped by her pulsing genitalia that refuses to let go.
>After the comical occurrence subsides, I slide my fingers out of her vag now with ease, with Twilight still sitting on top of me.
>She looks deep into my eyes, with a look of appreciation and glee.

"Fingerbanging saves lives."