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- No. Coords. Joke
- #01 589 805 "How do you call a cow with no legs?" "Ground beef"
- #02 593 783 "How do you organize a space party?" "You planet"
- #03 617 734 "You just wasted your time reading this"
- #04 599 809 "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college" "Bison"
- #05 679 752 "What do you call an alligator in a vest?" "An investigator"
- #06 659 798 [builder credits]
- #07 686 790 "Don't drive and drink, because you might hit a speedbump and spill your drink"
- #08 650 764 "This is my hiding spot! Go away!" -SevereWarning
- #09 695 747 "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger" "Then it hit me"
- #10 575 749 "What did one bubble say to the other?" "POP"
- #11 571 644 "I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction"
- #12 598 655 "I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind"
- #13 618 655 I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes But I keep waffling.
- #14 639 706 Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness? He pastaway.
- #15 664 824 Ed has no girlfriend, because sheeran away.
- #16 660 685 Ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
- #17 654 684 Broken pencils are pointless.
- #18 575 689 Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got six months.
- #19 661 711 "Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy."
- #20 588 674 "A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired"
- #21 606 772 "I can't stand jokes about German sausages. They really are the wurst"
- #22 584 766 "Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!"
- #23 520 745 "Do you know how Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it!"
- #24 514 770 "I don't trust these stairs because they are always up to something."
- #25 629 750 "I know the freebuild maintenance really did drag-on."
- #26 526 715 "If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?"
- #27 525 699 "The person who invented the door knock won the No-Bell prize."
- #28 479 712 "I would tell you a leech joke but it would suck anyway."
- #29 480 751 "I saw a beaver move[sic] last night, it was the best dam movie I have ever seen."
- #30 690 775 "If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know."
- #31 654 713 Teleport to second Seflie Area!
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