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CCG Freebuild Hiding Spots

Jan 4th, 2017
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  1. No. Coords. Joke
  2. #01 589 805 "How do you call a cow with no legs?" "Ground beef"
  3. #02 593 783 "How do you organize a space party?" "You planet"
  4. #03 617 734 "You just wasted your time reading this"
  5. #04 599 809 "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college" "Bison"
  6. #05 679 752 "What do you call an alligator in a vest?" "An investigator"
  7. #06 659 798 [builder credits]
  8. #07 686 790 "Don't drive and drink, because you might hit a speedbump and spill your drink"
  9. #08 650 764 "This is my hiding spot! Go away!" -SevereWarning
  10. #09 695 747 "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger" "Then it hit me"
  11. #10 575 749 "What did one bubble say to the other?" "POP"
  12. #11 571 644 "I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction"
  13. #12 598 655 "I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind"
  14. #13 618 655 I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes But I keep waffling.
  15. #14 639 706 Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness? He pastaway.
  16. #15 664 824 Ed has no girlfriend, because sheeran away.
  17. #16 660 685 Ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
  18. #17 654 684 Broken pencils are pointless.
  19. #18 575 689 Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got six months.
  20. #19 661 711 "Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy."
  21. #20 588 674 "A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired"
  22. #21 606 772 "I can't stand jokes about German sausages. They really are the wurst"
  23. #22 584 766 "Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!"
  24. #23 520 745 "Do you know how Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it!"
  25. #24 514 770 "I don't trust these stairs because they are always up to something."
  26. #25 629 750 "I know the freebuild maintenance really did drag-on."
  27. #26 526 715 "If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?"
  28. #27 525 699 "The person who invented the door knock won the No-Bell prize."
  29. #28 479 712 "I would tell you a leech joke but it would suck anyway."
  30. #29 480 751 "I saw a beaver move[sic] last night, it was the best dam movie I have ever seen."
  31. #30 690 775 "If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know."
  32. #31 654 713 Teleport to second Seflie Area!
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