Kalos Preformance Copypasta v2

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Youngster? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class of Kalos Queen, and I’ve been involved in numerous Preformance Tournaments, and I have over 300 confirmed catches. I am trained in Kalosian warfare and I’m the top preformer in the entire Kalos University. You are nothing to me but just another Youngster. I will wipe you the fuck out with my Pamchan's Arm Thrust the likes of which has never been seen before on this PokeEarth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over my Holo Caster? Think again, Youngster. As I speak I am contacting Ash and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Youngster. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Youngster. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can battle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare mon's. Not only am I extensively trained in Kalosian combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pokemon Leuage and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Kalos, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Youngster. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Youngster.