I want you on the floor. Nips to the ground. Pushups- one, two, three. Lie back down. Now slap your thighs, down the bottom and back up. Have you had enough yet? Do you need more lashes? Do three more push-ups. Slap your face, because you're a filthy animal. You can feel the weight of my heel on your back. You want it... But you cannot have it until you are allowed.

Your supervisors praise you, but I think you're just a big bug to be smushed. Why don't you find a spatula and smack one side of your body? Start from your thigh, then up to your waist, then up to your chest. Go back down the opposite side, then back up. Whack your nips ten times, then suck on the end of the handle for 10 seconds. Do you like that? Do you like having red marks of love being squished upon your soft, pale skin?

Stand back up. Remove your clothes except for boxers. Bend over and touch your toes, then drag your hands up your legs. Bend back over and stick your head as close to your rocket man as possible. Is he big? Is he strong, just like you after doing those push-ups? Make him stand out from the rest.

Find your bed. Climb on your knees, then spank yourself with the spatula. Remove the remaining boxers with the spatula too. Smack your sugarplumbs 10 times each with the end. Then, go ahead and feel him with your hands  feel how much you want to be released.

Turn onto your back and get comfortable. Edge 3 times however you want, resting for 30 seconds between each. Then thrust your hips into the air and "take off" with your ass in the air.