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Phatthrice: 	mup
tirkaroKujo: 	WE'LL MAKE A CAKE TODAY THAT LOOKS RICH
Phatthrice: 	Gonna get the largest glass of cola in recorded history, brb
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes
tirkaroKujo: 	I assume you head straight back to axsys games HQ after doing some shit
Phatthrice: 	Yes
Phatthrice: 	Yes I do
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	Hendrix: 	*doing shit that involves these buttons, apparently*
tirkaroKujo: 	*I assume we dropped the kids and the puuf lady off at the closest thing we can call the HQ Daycare*
Hendrix: (( indeed ))
	Banpai: 	*Rubs neck* Nother mission down at last. Now where did I put my damn congradulatory parfait....
Hendrix: (( mfw he made it before leaving and it is entirely melted now ))
	Ci: 	Parfait? You seem more like a strawberry sundae sorta guy..
	Banpai: 	Nah, strawberries tend to give me shivers.
	Sen: 	Wonderful to make it back! I hope you're sitll doing well Hendrix!
	Hendrix: 	Hm? Oh, hey. Yeah, so far everything is fine.
	Haze: 	Everything is BORING. I need to get, like, something installed back here.
	Banpai: 	*Leans back on usual leaning place* Yeeaaah, now that feels good.
	Ci: 	Mission com-freakin-plete El Capitan.
	Hendrix: 	Er...I take it not everything went well...?
	Hendrix: 	*come to think of it I should probably get some new fucking clothes since these are burnt up*
	Sen: 	I-it went well! A bit rough here and there, but we made it!
	Ci: 	Huh? I just said mission complete....
Hendrix: (( well you said freakin (D) ))
Hendrix: (( I assumed in a nasty tone (D) ))
Hendrix: (( or at least weighted ))
Ci: (( It was her being hyper and energetic. ))
	Hendrix: 	Well, alright then, good to know you're okay. I wish I could have gone...but I think I'm glad I didn't, with how things turned out.
	Sen: 	So...what did happen while we were gone?
	Haze: 	Sick kids, everywhere. Fire, trees, burnt down a forest. Chimera hit on us, I think. Was kinda weird.
	Hendrix: 	....right. We made an alliance with the dwarf village down there, and...I think we're going to get a doctor soon, too...
	Ci: 	Well we rescued the five kids...except well...one of them's a giant flying monster with blades for arms now. Bara would probably be able to explain exactly what happened a little better...
	Hendrix: 	...huh? What did you say?
	Hendrix: 	*actually looks at them, stops doing whatever the fuck he was doing*
	Haze: 	So wait, one of em's...me?
	Haze: 	Cept giant?
	Haze: 	I don't see how this is a problem.
	Ci: 	Not quite. And it's about time you actually looked up. *pout*
	Sen: 	D-don't think that makes her a monster or anything! She's really a sweet little girl on the inside....
	Hendrix: 	Ah...sorry.
	Hendrix: 	@Ci
	Hendrix: 	And I don't care what she looks like...I have no problem with letting her stay here..though we might have to build some more room on. We should go see Bara though...I'd like to know about this.
	Ci: 	But yeah...they got her INTO the building normally...as it wasn't, ya know? Torn to pieces...which makes me wonder how long exactly the transformation took place within...
Hendrix: (( I would be 100% fine for taht red monster-mouth one to transform. ))
	Hendrix: 	Hmm...well, let's go see Bara..who knows, she might be able to reverse it...
	Sen: 	Yes, we should do that. I hope they all feel comfortable returning back home.
	Hendrix: 	Hm...that would be nice...but considering what kind of a "home" this was until now...well, all we can do is make them happy from now on.
	Haze: 	Yeah, yeah, whatever, let's just get this over with. I don't wanna be around crazy scientist bitch any more than I have to.
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Phatthrice: 	new fap is up MT
Phatthrice: 	m
Phatthrice: (( where is the fucking door to that place anyhow ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Hold yo dicks for one sec aka brb
	Ci: 	*dives through wall*
Phatthrice: 	;
Phatthrice: 	hippo
	Bara: 	*Finishing typing something up* Oh why hello there again. Here to see me for something?
	Ci: 	Hey miss Bara. We had some questions about the kids.
	Hendrix: 	Yes, actually...apparently, one of the children transformed, when these two were, um, recovering them.
	Hendrix: 	Do you know..why this would happen?
	Ci: 	(I -CAN- speak for myself, Red...)
	Bara: 	O~hohoho. I see you're interested in comprehending my scientific prowess.
Hendrix: (( well you weren't doing it (HIPPO) ))
Ci: (( I said we had questions and you immediately interrupted me. ))
	Haze: 	No, nothing like that. We just wanna know why the kid transformed.
Haze: (( also I was typing that up at the same time wary ))
	Hendrix: 	And..if it's reversible.
	Bara: 	Why yes, these children are very much capable of transforming on their own. Well, specific types of course. The Green Comet model was particularly far ahead before it got smuggled off. Didn't surprise me that it ended up turning on it's own without our involvement.
	Bara: 	These are, after all, state-of-the-art examples of recent biotechological breakthroughs. And biotechnology, as we all should know, is a wild and unpredictable frontier.
	Bara: 	And yet, that's why it's just so -exciting- Ooooh.
	Bara: 	Anyway, is it reversable? Dear me, why would you want to do that?
	Haze: 	Yeah, I can tell you're fucking excited alright.
	Hendrix: 	Because...I don't wnat the base destroyed...
	Ci: 	Hmph, because she's a little girl!
	Hendrix: 	And I don't think a child would enjoy tat...
Hendrix: (( yes, poundland tat ))
Hendrix: (( no child enjoys that ))
	Ci: 	She should be playing with her sisters and stuff, not being some sort of monster like that...
	Bara: 	Well fine, fine, it should be perfectly possible. However, that would involve the same amount of effort and money that it took to make the evolution -happen- in the first place.
	Bara: 	And to be honest, we're running quite low on these funds.
	Bara: 	Heck, it's a miracle we're even running at all!
	Hendrix: 	Well, these funds aren't going to be used for anything else. We'll be working with, ah, robots from now on...and we should have enough money to duplucate that thing easily...
	Ci: 	We have robots now?
	Bara: 	Yes yes, I heard from that bald brute over there.
	Bara: 	I suppose, if you really want it, I could take the time out of my precious lifespan to undo all my hard work and get it done by about next week.
	Ci: 	I'm sure Red would be willing to help, you know about stuff like this, right Red?
	Hendrix: 	That would be appreciated, yes.
Hendrix: (( The fuck do I know about this? ))
	Hendrix: 	What...?
	Haze: 	He knows nothing about this. At all.
	Ci: 	Oh...
	Bara: 	Make it a done deal. Consider yourself astronomically lucky I'm willing to do anything for you Hendy boy, lest I'd lash out like hell unleashed if anyone else even brought up the thought.
Hendrix: (( You mean like the girls here? (CHEW) ))
	Bara: 	Aaaah, but the pain is still just as bad. At least I'll make you suffer a little bit by taking a good chunk of the budget to do all this crap.
	Hendrix: 	Er...right...
	Haze: 	Okay, we're leaving now, bye.
	Haze: 	You girls have fun.
	Bara: 	Ooh how you pain me so Hendrix. Yet it hurts so good. Back to work for the old hag now.
	Ci: 	*looks at Sen and shrugs*
	Sen: 	MMm...yeah...
	Hendrix: 	*apparently teleports back to here or something*
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Ci: 	Wellllllll....now what?
	Paco: 	Ah mierde, gonna need some new Cigars soon....
	Ci: 	*face*
	Paco: 	Speaking of things good for your health, I just remembered the medical services are awfully....absent.
	Dumai: 	Hey, hey. I think I make a perfectly good doctor, right?
	Hendrix: 	Er...well, we need a REAL doctor. And I know one is around here...
	Paco: 	Baha! You wouldn't know a stethescope from a stereo Dumai!
	Ci: 	Ooo? Think you could treat me Mr. Dumai?
	Ci: 	I'm sorta beat up from the mission...
	Dumai: 	Well, I did take a year or two in Med school. That's probably far more than anyone else here.
Hendrix: (( he just gives her a gynocological exam with a trident ))
	Dumai: 	Why certainly. Just come down to the med room, think those wounds should be easily treated with the equipment installed there.
	Hendrix: 	Anyways. I know there's a doctor in the forest, north from the dwarf village...
	Hendrix: 	But I can't go for...multiple reasons..
	Haze: 	Not the least of which being that he burned the fucking forest down and Doc probably hates him.
	Sen: 	So um, you want us to go get him?
	Ci: 	Oooo! What about Dr. Bananas?!
	Hendrix: 	He probably also would dislike me burning the forest down...
	Hendrix: 	Either way, this man is a Kobold, apparently, which is sort of a small dragon-man.
	Ci: 	...was he even real or did I hallucenate that....?
	Ci: 	*ponders to self*
	Hendrix: 	I wouldn'
	Hendrix: 	t know, it's entirely possible we both were out of our minds...seeing I was drunk then...
	Sen: 	Um....I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds interesting....
	Ci: 	You're....you're not makin yourself sound like a very good leader, Red....I'd keep the burning forests and drinking to a hush...
	Paco: 	Bahaha! You woulda flipped if you saw some of the crazy shit Jubei did then!
	Hendrix: 	I don't care. I can't lie to people about what I do...wouldn't make me a very good leader.
	Haze: 	That and you guys won't tell. WILL YOU?
	Paco: 	MMMMMMmmmaybe, esse. Maybe
	Banpai: 	*Yawn* ......Damn....think I just dropped my parfait....only get one of those a week....
	Ci: 	Well we can head out to find that doctor...but like I said, I'm still hurting from that last mission...
	Hendrix: 	...how much do those things cost, Banpai?
	Dumai: 	*Ahem*.....ah who am I kidding, has anyone even noticed me yet?
	Hendrix: 	And yes, of course you can get treated...we should wait until tomorrow anyways..
	Hendrix: 	Well, you're going to be treating her...
	Banpai: 	Mm? How much does what cost?
	Ci: 	I-...I've been talkin to you...! *frowns*
	Ci: 	You're ignoring -me- then. *sulk*
	Paco: 	Esse, I totally wish I couldn't notice your ugly mug!
	Hendrix: 	The..the parfait?
	Hendrix: 	Why do you get only one a week?
	Banpai: 	Blood pressure.
	Haze: 	Just go buy one just big enough to fill the amount you dropped.
	Haze: 	Problem solved.
	Banpai: 	Yes, allow me to go buy exactly half a Parfait. Eh whatever, they aren't that good anyway.
	Banpai: 	Why are we discussing this?
	Haze: 	Because it's better than everything else these people talk about.
	Banpai: 	Ah, I need some damn sleep instead.
	Banpai: 	*Difts off while still leaning*
	Haze: 	The fuck did he dift without the proper preparation?
	Haze: 	Guy's a genius.
	Dumai: 	*Ahem* Yeah, well, we should get going then. *Ahem*
	Ci: 	Banpai-kun's so interesting.
	Paco: 	Sure you don't have something stuck in your throat esse?
	Hendrix: 	Alright....
	Ci: 	And I thought you were gonna treat me...*frown*
	Sen: 	He is rather...odd.
	Hendrix: 	Now, Haze, I need you to do something for me....*whispers to her; sends her back to Death*
	Haze: 	You shitting me? Fine, whatever.
	Dumai: 	Yes, we are going to treat you. Think that would be easy to comprehend.
	Paco: 	Yup. Totally something stuck in your throat.
	Hendrix: 	That should help us out a little...
	Ci: 	Where'd Haze go, Red?
	Hendrix: 	She's, er, on a mission...I guess yo ucould say.
	Hendrix: 	Either way, you'll find out tomorrow.
	Ci: 	Oookay...?
	Ci: 	Well let's go Dumai before my wounds bleed out and I die and you're 100% responsible! *smile*
Hendrix: (( god dammit faptools is glitching, brb ))
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	Dumai: 	*Stares worryingly* Um, right....
	Ci: 	I'm only joking Dumai, I know you won't kill me.
	Hendrix: 	I...think I'm going to take a trip to that clothes shop again....these are all burnt.
	Hendrix: 	*does so* See you all in a litlte while.
	Dumai: 	Right, right, let's just get the day done with.
tirkaroKujo: 	And so with that, Dumai takes you to the Medical room. After tons of questionable fidgeting around with equipment the man was somewhat ill-prepared to use, you manage to heal up to full health via much clumsy trial-and-error.
tirkaroKujo: 	And I assume 1 night timeskip unless you really have something to do.
Phatthrice: 	So Dumai WAS a virgin.
	Ci: 	*timeskip*
tirkaroKujo: 	STOP TIMESKIP TIME
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Hendrix: (( do I heal any ))
Hendrix: (( not that it really matters ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You heal all the « 2d10+6 = 20 + 6 = 26 » health
tirkaroKujo: 	So now bring in your replacement scrappy.
tirkaroKujo: 	or some shit
	Ci: 	Haze come back yet, Red?
	Hendrix: 	Er...Sen, could you come here too? I...assume your'e going with her?
	Sen: 	Y-yes?
	Hendrix: 	Right...as you know, I cna't go with you...but I can't keep sending Banpai with you either, since I'm going to need his help around here...
	Banpai: 	*Yawn* Damn straight
	Hendrix: 	And because he's always tired....
	Ci: 	I thought you had fun last time..*frown*
Hendrix: (( I assume that's @Banpai ))
Ci: (( Me ))
Hendrix: (( er, what? You're just talking to yourself? (WARY) ))
Ci: (( My name. ))
Hendrix: (( oh (D) ))
Hendrix: (( You negro (D) ))
	Banpai: 	*Rubs neck* I had fun once. It was awful.
	Hendrix: 	Anyways...I sent Haze off to Death yesterday for a couple of reasons...the first one being to fix our staffing problem. I figured it would probably take all night...
	Hendrix: 	She should be back at some point....
Hendrix: (( Probably. You know, some years from now ))
Hendrix: (( alright she will appear now since nobody is going to speak in, say, ever ))
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	Haze: 	Hey there.
	Hendrix: 	Er....hi...did nobody come with you?
	Haze: 	Nope, nope, he's just taking a while. Kinda takin the whole "I'm going to send you to some weirdass world to do my bidding until you die" thing a little, er, badly. What a pansy, right?
Haze: (( also brb killing cat again ))
Haze: (( I wish it would stop reviving ))
tirkaroKujo: 	RESSURECTION
Ci: (( kneel before your catster ))
tirkaroKujo: 	THE MARK OF MY LITTERBOX SHALL CLAW THY DNA
Haze: (( DAMN RIGHT I'M IN CHARGE (D) ))
	Haze: 	Good, grief, is he really taking that long?
	Sen: 	M-maybe he's shy?
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	Finne: 	You son of a bitch, you could at least pay me fo----....well, that was just rude....
	Banpai: 	*Sleep bubble pops* Woah! Scared me there....
	Haze: 	FUCKING FINALLY. I thought you were gonna goddamned argue all fucking day. He finally get sick of your shit?
	Finne: 	Huh? Oh, it's the cat. Shut up, you were no better.
	Sen: 	H-hello! So what's your name?
	Hendrix: 	He coulnd't have...sent a stronger-looking guy?
	Ci: 	Or a less whiny one...?
	Finne: 	Hey! I'm plenty strong.
	Ci: 	(Didn't deny the whiny part though...)
	Finne: 	Anyways, what's all this about working for Death or something?
	Finne: 	I can't really understand that guy, he just kept yelling at me.
	Hendrix: 	You were...with him all...okay, whatever. You're going to work for us, here....you know why, right?
	Finne: 	Yeah, the cat had to explain it. Something about, what'd she say? Killing some superdevil? Sounds dangerous, I guess. Does it pay well?
Hendrix: (( I expected every Tirk character to say no all at the same time ))
	Ci: 	(Somethin tells me this guy likes the sound of his own voice....)
	Banpai: 	*Yawn* Not at all. Welcome to hell dear boy. Ain't as bad as it looks.
	Hendrix: 	You...er..can keep anything you find, I guess...
	Finne: 	Anything, eh? Deal. That include the stuff in here? Sure I could find it pretty easily.
	Haze: 	No, this is all my stuff.
	Hendrix: 	Riiight..no, you can't have anything ni the base...unless someone gives it to you, I guess...anyways...
	Hendrix: 	*explains all the shit ever--
	Finne: 	Yeah, I know, cat told me. Something about you fucked up and destroyed a forest or something. I get it.
	Haze: 	I figured I could explain it better.
	Hendrix: 	...thanks, Haze...
	Banpai: 	*Stretches* So yeah. Think I'm starting to miss all the empty quietness already.
	Finne: 	So uh, when's this happening? I get, like, some kind of grace or something? Anyone going with me?
	Haze: 	Nope, right goddamned now. Or as soon as those two exist again.
	Ci: 	Yeah, I'm wondering what's going on too, Red.
	Sen: 	I-I think we're going to go to the forest to find someone. Should be really quick and easy!
	Hendrix: 	Er..yes, there's a Kobold doctor in the forest. And we kind of need a doctor, so I'd like you to find him. He's just a little ways north of the forest...
	Ci: 	Soooo...you're sending us with the new guy..?
	Finne: 	Kobold, huh? In a forest? You sure? Cause they don't seem to mind the desert that much.
	Hendrix: 	Ah...yes...to both of you. Hopefully, we can get more people this way, too...
	Sen: 	Well, I hope we can all get along!
	Finne: 	So I'm, what, cannon fodder? Cool.
	Haze: 	We're all cannon fodder, don't feel bad.
	Banpai: 	Well, 'least someone has the right idea for once.
	Finne: 	Anyways, where's this forest at, anyhow?
	Ci: 	*sigh*...
	Sen: 	Well, it's a forest...should be a ways off from this city, about to the west or...um...think we came from there.....
	Sen: 	*Ponders around* Well, uh, think we took a right turn from across that Train Station, and....
	Finne: 	...a what now?
	Sen: 	Well, uh, just follow us!
	Finne: 	Okay, you know what, you two lead the way.
	Haze: 	Ooooh boy, you guys are so screweed.
	Banpai: 	Yeah, think I'm gonna go head downstairs or something.
	Paco: 	Hmm? You feelin' alright Ban?
	Ci: 	Yeah, cheers for this el jefe.
	Ci: 	Dammit, now I'm talking like freakin Paco.
	Banpai: 	Well, I was previously. Think this kid just gave me cancer by standing around him.
	Finne: 	That could be pretty useful if it's true...
	Sen: 	Uaah, that sounds pretty bad.....
	Finne: 	Anyways, what the hell are we standing around here for? Let's go see some trees already. Been forever since I saw a tree.
	Hendrix: 	I agree, sooner the better, with the way things are going around here...
	Ci: 	*grumble grumble* Yeah, yeah..
	Haze: 	Yeah, you people get hurt all the time. Not exactly efficient.
	Sen: 	Well, what are we waiting for?
	Ci: 	Let's roll, Sen.
	Finne: 	Hope you guys know where you're goin.
	Finne: 	g
tirkaroKujo: 	*AND THUS, WE ROLL OFF INTO THE SUNSET, OR RATHER WALK AS NOBODY HERE CAN DRIVE APPARENTLY.*
Finne: (( no driving for desert boy ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*AND NOW WE ARE IN DA MUHFUKKIN FOREST. IT'S REALLY FUCKING BUSHY, GREEN, AND COLD AS PER USUAL.*
Phatthrice: 	No map then?
Phatthrice: 	Oh
Phatthrice: 	hippo
tirkaroKujo: 	AND THUS, SINCE YOUR ONLY PLAN OF ACTION WAS TO HEAD NORTH, YOU DO AS SUCH AS SO.
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	Finne: 	How do you people DEAL with all these thorns?
	Sen: 	Well, uh, just pull them out...they don't hurt that much...
	Finne: 	Seriously these plants are just a giant nuisance...
	Ci: 	*shrug* Not a big deal. Beats anything poisonous or itchy.
	Finne: 	There aren't any poisonous plants? Huh...different from what I've been told..
	Finne: 	Well, that's good news anyhow.
tirkaroKujo: 	And now roll a reflex save erryone.
Finne: (( I just had to choose Str Magus instead of the Dervish Dancing one huh ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 16 + 3 + 5 = 24 »
	Finne: 	[1d20+1+2[
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+2 = 9 + 1 + 2 = 12 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2+7 = 20 + 2 + 7 = 29 »
Finne: (( Well fuck you all too ))
tirkaroKujo: 	lolfinne
Finne: (( oh god Rabbit Haze. ))
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26 » @Finne, as apparently the arrows only hit him
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »
	Finne: 	AH! What the?! Is this your people's way of greeting?! I think I prefer handshakes!
	Sen: 	Ah! Wonton sniping like that is bad, okay!
	Ci: 	(Nice shot...)
	Wrabbit: 	Oh look, you spotted me.
	Wrabbit: 	*Chews on carrot* So eh, whassup docs.
	Finne: 	What the hell is that thing?
	Ci: 	Something that probably needs to die pretty badly.
	Finne: 	Looks like a wannabe jackalope...
	Wrabbit: 	Nyeah, you can try 'n kill me, but I'll just keep comin! « 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17 » *init*
	Finne: 	*realizes I don't have improved init*
	Finne: 	*dicksinabottle.avi*
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 » That's not nice at all in fact!
	Ci: 	*aims crossbow* Lock on! « 1d20+3+5 = 7 + 3 + 5 = 15 »
Ci: (( And miss. ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22 » I'll knock you right outta that tree!
Finne: (( mfw I realize I haven't added all his skills yes ))
Finne: (( yet* ))
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 » Yaatooo!
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 » Nyeh makin a dex check here
	Wrabbit: 	*WE'RE ALL FREE NOW*
	Finne: 	*you know what, I will just run as a full aciton*
	Viper: 	*OW FUCK WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR* « 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 »
	Sen: 	I-I'm sorry Mr. Snake!
Finne: (( yeah I'm not doing anything else, turn moop ))
Ci: (( His turn * ))
	Wrabbit: 	Nyeah, better go into hiding! *Invisibility*
tirkaroKujo: 	NOW MAKE THE OBLIGATORY PERCEPTION CHECKS (d)
	Finne: 	« 1d20+7+1 = 13 + 7 + 1 = 21 » all dem perception ranks
	Sen: 	« 1d20+12+4 = 12 + 12 + 4 = 28 » Uwaaa?
Finne: (( yeah well fuck you too lady ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+1+7 = 1 + 3 + 1 + 7 = 12 »
Ci: (( Herp. ))
Finne: (( I think the +4 from Wis is included in the +12 ))
Finne: (( wary ))
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+4+20 = 2 + 4 + 20 = 26 » YOU CAN'T SEE ME NYEH
Wrabbit: (( so yes, nobody sees him ))
Wrabbit: (( or her ))
Finne: (( Sen doesn't? ))
Finne: (( Yeah, little bitch does ))
Ci: (( Nat 20 ))
Finne: (( no MT ))
Finne: (( He rolled 2 ))
Finne: (( He is invisible hippo ))
Ci: (( Oh. ))
Finne: (( so he gets a huge bosot ))
Ci: (( Wasn't paying attention. ))
	Goblin 1: 	*Falls out from the trees*
	Goblin 1: 	Ow, well screw you too lady!
	Goblin 1: 	« 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 »
	Goblin: 	« 1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 »
	Finne: 	Holy! Shit, lady, did you knock everything BUT that thing out?!
	Goblin 1: 	« 1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13 » I'll cut you up pretty boy!
	Finne: 	Whoa, whoa, take it easy!
	Viper: 	« 1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8 » DAMN MONKS I HATE YOU NOM
	Sen: 	I-I'm sorry Mr. Snake!
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 2 + 3 + 5 = 10 »
Ci: (( OH MY GOD MAPNIGGER ))
	Goblin 1: 	Eeeh, gonna hafta hit better den that darlin'
Finne: (( er so who's tu---. ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »« 1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10 » I-I don't wanna hurt you too badly!
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 »
	Viper: 	Oh god that fuckin hurt
Finne: (( my turn then? ))
	Goblin: 	« 1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22 » I'll slice you into fine gouda!
Finne: (( And she's dead ))
	Goblin: 	« 1d4 = 2 »
Finne: (( or not at all ))
	Finne: 	Alright, let's get this show on the road, for real now...
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+4+3 = 2 + 1 + 4 + 3 = 10 »
	Finne: 	*uses Spell Combat (D)*
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+4+3-2 = 16 + 1 + 4 + 3 - 2 = 22 »
	Finne: 	*Arcane Marks him* Just so you'll never forget me, you know. « 1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
Finne: (( I assume now would be the turn of Little Mister Jackalope ))
Goblin 1: (( fuck was that first roll for now (lolwut) ))
Finne: (( a normal attack ))
Finne: (( that's what Spellstrike does ))
Finne: (( slash Spell Combat ))
Finne: (( it's basically Two Weapon Fighting with spells instead of an offhand weapon ))
Goblin 1: (( And Arcane Mark does damage now? (lolwut) ))
Finne: (( and Spellstrike lets me use Touch Attacks through my sword ))
Finne: (( doing both the damage of the spell and a regular melee attack ))
Finne: (( thus I can Arcane Mark him as a melee attack (HIPPO) ))
Goblin 1: (( how incredibly silly ))
Finne: (( just be glad I didn't use Shocking Grasp ))
	Goblin 1: 	Gaaah, this will never come off at the dry cleaners!
Finne: (( or he'd be dead ))
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+4+20 = 14 + 4 + 20 = 38 » OMG DO YOU STILL SEE ME
Sen: (( nope nobody can beat that ))
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27 » Crossbow@Sen
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d8 = 5 » not a crit though sad
	Sen: 	Gwah! Something hit me from up there! *Points at locations on trees behind goblin*
	Finne: 	Okay...so we know he's in the tree....think...what can one do to trees that makes people not want to be in them....okay you guys are the tree experts here, help me out.
	Ci: 	If you're suggesting lighting it on fire then you're more like Red than I thought..
	Finne: 	Light it on fire?! But it's so...wet...
tirkaroKujo: 	NIGGA DID I SAY THE TREES WERE WET
Finne: (( They're green ))
Finne: (( He's a desert boy ))
Finne: (( That's wet enough. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	z
Ci: (( My turn? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes
Finne: (( fo sho ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23 »
	Ci: 	*climb check*
tirkaroKujo: 	Damn nigga you climb like a muhfukka
Finne: (( climbing isn't a Class Skill for rogues? (LOLWUT) ))
Finne: (( the fuck is it for Magus? (HIPPO) ))
Ci: (( Oh. It is. I forgot to add that. ))
Ci: (( So that was another +3 ))
	Ci: 	*takes a swing* Let's see if I can't thin out these branches a bit....
Ci: (( Do I have to roll to hit branches? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure, do an attack roll if you're just whacking them
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 9 + 3 + 5 = 17 »
	Finne: 	Oh, hey!
	Finne: 	Leave that to me!
	Finne: 	That, now that I can do.
	Finne: 	Uh...you might want to get down though, unless you really trust your hanging skills.
tirkaroKujo: 	The branches begin to rustle a good deal. It seems there's a bit less leaves on the right side.
Finne: (( sen's turn and/or goblin ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22 »« 1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23 » I-I don't wanna hurt you too bad either! But that one cut really hurt!
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »« 1d8+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 »
	Goblin: 	OH LAWDY THAT STINGS
	Finne: 	Hooo, nice. Now, uh, you ready, climbing girl?
	Ci: 	*raises eyebrow* Go for it.
	Finne: 	*Gust of Wind*
	Finne: 	*Swaps rabbit with one of his benched Pokemon*
Finne: (( basically it creates a GUST OF WIND. ))
Finne: (( do you really need to look this up (D) ))
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 » welp better make an str check
	Wrabbit: 	nope.avi
	Ci: 	« 1d20 = 15 »
Finne: (( just make it hippo ))
Finne: (( @Ci ))
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+20+4-10 = 8 + 20 + 4 - 10 = 22 » WELP DO YOU STILL SEE ME EVEN IF I FALL
Phatthrice is disconnected.
Wrabbit: (( oh god did my internet die ))
Ci: (( I'm here ))
Ci: (( Just PC ))
Phatthrice has connected.
Wrabbit: (( k gud ror ))
Phatthrice: 	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GOOD ONE MAPTOOL REAL FUNNY (D)
Finne: (( where di he fall out ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Perception checks for all
	Ci: 	« 1d20+7+3+1 = 2 + 7 + 3 + 1 = 13 »
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+7 = 4 + 1 + 7 = 12 »
Finne: (( hoooooorp ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22 »
Ci: (( You stupid fucking cunt Maptools ))
Ci: (( YOU STUPID WHORE MAPTOOLS :@ ))
	Sen: 	Ah! She's right over here! Exactly 5 feet up and 10 feet right from me!
	Finne: 	....that's a GIRL?!
	Finne: 	Are all women in this world like that...this is gonna be worse than I thought.
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+9 = 12 + 9 = 21 »@Ci Nyeh, what else could I be? A robot?
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » nyeh
	Ci: 	kyah! Son of a...!
	Finne: 	No, just a bitch...
	Wrabbit: 	Oops, invisibilty ran out
	Ci: 	So did your luck! *unless I miss which I probably will* « 1d20+3+5 = 18 + 3 + 5 = 26 »
	Ci: 	*jumps down for Crit slash* « 1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »
Ci: (( You fucking whore. ))
Finne: (( I just realized your shortsword has the same stats as my freaking scimitar (CRS) ))
Finne: (( also technically ))
Ci: (( You stupid fucking whore. ))
Finne: (( you shouldn't be applying Dex as damage (HIPPO) ))
Finne: (( there's actually a whole nother feat for that ))
Finne: (( that just ONLY APPLIES TO SCIMITARS FOR SOME REASON ))
Ci: (( Don't make me start hating Pathfinder (NO) ))
Finne: (( but it's in some random ass advanced rulebook having to do with water or something ))
	Wrabbit: 	Nyeh that hurts
Finne: (( Well honestly you're a rogue ))
Finne: (( you really should not be in CC anyhow ))
Finne: (( but I don't really care either way ))
Finne: (( I got nothing to complain about, cause I didn't go the Dervish Dancing route ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11 » Scorpion Style Fist!
	Sen: 	W-why do I always miss with that ;_;
	Finne: 	Outta the way, please...
	Finne: 	I got normal arms here....
	Finne: 	Fine then...
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+3+5 = 11 + 1 + 3 + 5 = 20 »
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+3+5-2 = 10 + 1 + 3 + 5 - 2 = 17 » *Spell Combat + Spellstrike + Arcane Mark* Hope this hits.. wouldn't be good to forget me now would it?
Finne: (( so neither hits then ))
Sen: (( 2nd hits ))
Finne: (( The....second one does? ))
Finne: (( The one that rolled LOWER? ))
Sen: (( yerp ))
Sen: (( derp, actually both hit ))
Sen: (( misread that dice roll ))
	Finne: 	« 1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 » « 1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »
	Finne: 	Take that you...I don't even know what to call you...
Finne: (( well clearly I have to make whatever that is on that thing's face my Arcane Mark ))
	Wrabbit: 	Oh you're so silly Mr. White hair. Why don't you all go to sleep now? *Deep slumber*
Wrabbit: (( now erryone gotta make a will save ))
Ci: (( What mod? ))
Finne: (( SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HALF-ELF ))
Finne: (( Wis ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+1+2 = 10 + 1 + 2 = 13 »
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+5 = 13 + 1 + 5 = 19 »
Finne: (( woo ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+9+4 = 17 + 9 + 4 = 30 »
tirkaroKujo: 	CI GOES DASLEEP (d)
Finne: (( Again, I think that +9 includes the +--wait, no, it might not... ))
Finne: (( +5 Save I think ))
Finne: (( +4 Wis mod... ))
Ci: (( Maptools is being an outright nigger to me tonight. ))
Finne: (( So yes it does wary ))
Finne: (( I think she has +4 Wis ))
Finne: (( I baleeted her old token, so IDK ))
	Finne: 	Hey, lady! Wake up! Come to think of it, maybe I should learn you girls' names...
	Sen: 	I-I suggested that before!
	Finne: 	Alright, let's save that for after this thingy is dead, though.
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25 » S-scorpion style? Will this hit now?
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » YES!
	Wrabbit: 	Oh god I'm crippled.
Finne: (( doesn't she still get her other attacks ))
Finne: (( oh wait right she moved hippo ))
	Wrabbit: 	« 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 » OR AM I
	Wrabbit: 	*In fact I am just barely not crippled*
Finne: (( oh wait right I don't get to use them both if I move ))
Finne: (( The fuck can you not use Two-Weapon fighting if you move ))
	Finne: 	« 1d20+4+5+1 = 15 + 4 + 5 + 1 = 25 »
Finne: (( I will never crit, ever ))
	Finne: 	« 1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »
	Wrabbit: 	Owww......aaah...don't violate me while I'm down silly boys.....
Finne: (( well I COULD have used my Arcane Pool to do more damage there I guess but whatevs ))
	Sen: 	B-but there's only one boy....
Finne: (( RIGHT I COULD HAVE MADE THAT 15 A CRIT. ))
	Wrabbit: 	1200 exp
Finne: (( BECAUSE I CAN GIVE MY WEAPON THE KEEN ABILITY FOR ONE MINUTE (CRS) ))
Finne: (( and/or the ability to explode into flames on a crit ))
Finne: (( those go well together actually (HMM) ))
Finne: (( either way not wasting it on a random mook ))
	Finne: 	Please...I might have felt a little guilty...if that thing even looked like a woman...
	Ci: 	*sprawled out* Nyaaaah....yeaaah...let's go to the hotsprings again.....take my towel off...? Okay....*mumble mumble snore*
	Finne: 	What the hell?
	Sen: 	A-ah! Don't say such....things!
	Sen: 	*Slaps awake*
	Finne: 	I think little missy here needs some, ah...dignity? I dunno...
	Sen: 	Hey! Don't make fun of Ci like that!
	Ci: 	Gah! I was having the weirdest dream...*sits up and rubs eyes*...
	Finne: 	What?! I'm not trying to make fun of her!
	Finne: 	I just, uh, can't help some of the things I say, I guess.
	Finne: 	It doesn't count if you just think it, right? Cause...cause you were thinking that too...
	Finne: 	Anyways, that redheaded geek said something about keeping whatever I find, right?
	Finne: 	So what the hell did I find...
	Wrabbit: 	Ranged mwk composite Longbow, Potion of Cure Light Wounds, uh, a snazzy jacket I guess
Finne: (( er ))
Finne: (( what is the Str bonus on the composite longbow ))
Wrabbit: (( merp says it right here ))
	Wrabbit: 	Treasure standard (masterwork half-plate, masterwork greatclub, masterwork composite longbow « +4 Str = 4 » with 20 arrows,
Finne: (( and you're sure that's not just her bonus hippo ))
	Ci: 	*stands up* Ugh...I've been feeling off since Dumai treated my wounds...that battle kinda proved it...*rubs back of neck* Sigh...
tirkaroKujo: 	Nigga treasure listing says it's +4 STR
tirkaroKujo: 	Don't know what the fuck it would mean otherwise
Finne: (( m ))
Finne: (( so how does that even work here anyways ))
Finne: (( okay, it allows me to add my Str bonus to it, up to +4 ))
Finne: (( But since I don't HAVE +4 Str ))
tirkaroKujo: 	That means it requires a +4 STR mod to use
tirkaroKujo: 	So you're FUCKED
Finne: (( I take a -2 penalty on it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	maybe
Finne: (( though I have prof. with all martial weapons so I'm good there I guess ))
Finne: (( next level I will have though I think ))
Finne: (( yep, cause ability point next level ))
	Finne: 	Well...I think I can sorta use this thing...
	Finne: 	Maybe.
	Finne: 	Better than the nothing I have now anyways.
	Sen: 	D-don't worry, I thought you did pretty good.
	Finne: 	You uh, hit it kinda hard once I guess. Good on ya.
	Finne: 	I'm still not comfortable with calling this thing a woman.
	Sen: 	Well uh, better forget about it then...
	Finne: 	*just realized my eyes are looking in the opposite direction of my head*
	Ci: 	Let's get going then, nothing more to do here really.
	Finne: 	*whatever, head direction is what he's looking at, fuck you people (D)*
	Finne: 	Yeah...dammit, forest fighting is complicated. Stupid trees.
	Ci: 	Hmm? Is this the other side of that big lake we passed earlier I wonder....?
	Finne: 	Whoa...what is that...?
tirkaroKujo: 	It is now starting to get a bit windy. Thunder claps can be heard in the background.
	Finne: 	Some kinda giant oasis?
	Finne: 	Uh...is something coming? *looks around*
	Ci: 	*raises eyebrow* You...ain't from this sorta area, are you?
	Finne: 	Uh, no. Aint that the same for all of us guinea pigs?
tirkaroKujo: 	Well since nothin is happening, better roll Wis
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+7 = 9 + 1 + 7 = 17 »
	Ci: 	That's a lake...*points over there* And that's a storm coming...« 1d20+3+1+7 = 18 + 3 + 1 + 7 = 29 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22 »
	Ci: 	*SEES FOREVER FINALLY*
	Finne: 	A storm? Like a sandstorm, right?
tirkaroKujo: 	You see a lion-sized beast slowly limping towards you, looking in quite bad shape.
	Finne: 	That, I can deal with.
	Keemera: 	Aaah...Doctah...need...doctah...
	Finne: 	Well at least you look more like a woman than that other thing, I guess.
	Ci: 	Whoa, what happened to you...?
	Keemera: 	Aaaah. Man came by. Made big fire. Not too bad, but it destroyed a lot of things. I got hurt tryin' to save animals.
	Keemera: 	Please....take me to tha doctah.....
	Finne: 	Oh, hey, that must've been the redhead.
	Finne: 	Ah, other redhead.
	Finne: 	...OTHER other redhead.
	Finne: 	What the fuck is with this planet?
	Ci: 	Oh no..! That's terrible...you're so kind to have been helping the others....we're going to see the doctor anyway, of course we can take you with us, right Sen?
	Sen: 	Y-yes! We have to help you out quick!
	Finne: 	Don't I get a say in this?
	Finne: 	Though I say yes, anyways.
	Finne: 	But still, seriously, making a guy feel unwanted here.
	Keemera: 	I...think can still move, but may need little push. Kinda hurts to walk. Still wanna see doctah...take me to him.....
	Ci: 	Right, right. Just stay strong...we'll be there in no time.
	Keemera: 	Thanks....you good people....also that other guy exists.
	Finne: 	Yeah, thanks. Guess I'll help you along, I'm pretty strong. For all the thanks I get...
	Finne: 	Now, uh...do I just, like, support your side or something? I'm not really good with, uh..people OR animals...
	Finne: 	*But somehow I have 3 ranks in Swim despite being from the desert*
	Finne: 	*and it's a Class Skill*
	Keemera: 	Well uh, yeah, do that.
	Ci: 	Take it slow, you don't want to put too much pressure on her and hurt her..
	Finne: 	SLow is good, yes.
	Finne: 	*uh, walks I guess*
tirkaroKujo: 	You then push the Keemera as she leads the way to the "doctah" so to speak. It takes a while, but then you end up here.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Weeping Forest'
	Finne: 	Oh, well now this looks a little more like what I'm used to. Just get rid of the rest of the green...
Finne: (( is Sen just riding on her ))
Finne: (( that insensitive whore ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I assume she's just pushing her side
Tokens dropped onto map 'Weeping Forest'
	Finne: 	*eh fine*
	Ci: 	*LEADS THE WAY*
Finne: (( Ci: *is far too weak to help* ))
Sen: (( ALL YO PERCEPTION YIP YIP YAP ))
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+7 = 16 + 1 + 7 = 24 »
Finne: (( suck my dick Tir ))
Finne: (( k ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+1+3+7 = 12 + 1 + 3 + 7 = 23 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+12+4 = 6 + 12 + 4 = 22 »
Sen: (( I guess I still gotta ))
	Ordus: 	*Snort* 'Ey! Waddya think you're doin', huh?
Finne: (( Wholy shit, look at that giant sentient question mark over there! ))
Ci: (( The christ is that? ))
Finne: (( crocman ))
Ordus: (( It's a troll (D) ))
Finne: (( AKA the next thing that's gonna try to fuck you ))
	Finne: 	Wholy shit, look at that giant sentient alligator over there!
	Blackrane: 	Eeey! What the hell do ya think ya doin' crossin' over here!
	Ci: 	*raises eyebrow* We're going through?
	Keemera: 	Please, stop....I need the doctah....haven't I seen you before....?
	Ordus: 	Bah! The Doctor!? Old man went mad!
	Blackrane: 	Yeah! We were just about to leave the quackjob!
	Ordus: 	Listen. quit encouraging that lunatic! You're best turning back!
	Ci: 	Goodie. Then you won't mind us going past.
	Keemera: 	Please....I gotta see doctah....I won't make it....
	Ordus: 	Hey wait! I know you!
	Ordus: 	You're that damn Chimera thing, aren't you?
	Finne: 	Aw, sweet, a nice reuinion...
	Finne: 	Oh.
	Finne: 	That sounds bad.
	Blackrane: 	Why yes! It is the wicked Chimera of the forest!
	Blackrane: 	Why on earth would the doctor even bother with a monster like you?
	Keemera: 	Please sirs...was bad forest fire....I really hurt myself....
	Ci: 	*scratches back of head* You just said he saw you guys...
	Finne: 	I'm starting to think that geeky redhead's a little crazier than I gave him credit for.
	Finne: 	I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
	Sen: 	P-please let us pass! Don't be so heartless!
	Ordus: 	Gah! Why don't you turn tail now you bozos, unless we gotta convince you ourselves!
	Blackrane: 	Even that Lunatic doctor has more dignity than you!
	Finne: 	Dignity? She hasn't really done anything undignified so far.
	Finne: 	Besides, like, need help I guess, but I wouldn't really count that.
	Ci: 	You goofballs aren't gonna let us past until we kick your asses, are ya?
	Ordus: 	*Takes out club* Well wassit to ya?
	Finne: 	Nothing. You are nothing to us. Please let us pass.
	Finne: 	Eh...that came out wrong didn't it?
	Ci: 	Real tough guys huh? Pulling a club on a defenseless little girl? *sniff* You're so strong mister!
	Ordus: 	......
	Blackrane: 	Yeah, kick thier asses!
	Ordus: 	Indeed!
	Ordus: 	« 1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24 »
Ci: (( And I'm dead. ))
	Finne: 	Well THAT was undignified, "little girl".
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15 »
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 »
	Blackrane: 	« 1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25 »
Finne: (( hooooly piss ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 » You'll pay for being so bad!
Ci: (( Smaller guy rolled higher. ))
	Blackrane: 	Better put you to sleep little gir-
tirkaroKujo: 	???: Stop
	Blackrane: 	Hmm? Oh, it couldn't be!
	Bunba: 	*Cough cough* You...you two....
Ci: (( Oh God a tonberry ))
	Bunba: 	Didn't I train you two better than this?
	Ordus: 	Yeah, ya did! And I wish I forgot every second of it!
	Finne: 	"Train," fella?
	Bunba: 	Now, just who on earth are you two holding up?
	Keemera: 	Doctah...there you are...wanted to see you....
	Ci: 	That's the doctor?
	Blackrane: 	Hurrumph. Fine. Have it your way, psycho!
	Finne: 	Eh, he's a bit different from any kobold I've ever seen, but then again he lives out in the trees.
	Bunba: 	Well, what are you waiting for? Bring the girl to me.
	Sen: 	Y-yes!
	Ordus: 	*Puts club away, crosses arm* Still doesn't make you any less of a jackass.
	Bunba: 	Hmm. This looks pretty bad. What happened here?
	Finne: 	Uh, hi there Bulk, Skull.
	Keemera: 	Fire. Was really big. Got hurt by big branches and burny burns.
	Finne: 	Burny burns, she says...
	Blackrane: 	Hey, hey! Name is Blackrane! Big guy up there is Ordus, don't forget it!
	Finne: 	Well, whatever. To all of you. Doctor, can you, uh, fix her up?
	Bunba: 	Ha...yes, I see. *Cough* Should be easy. Just need to take you up into the cave.
	Bunba: 	You two are coming with us.
Finne: (( >mfw I just realized this was Carl http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1333506104781.png ))
	Ordus: 	Hey! Says who!?
	Bunba: 	You just are.
	Ordus: 	.....
	Ordus: 	Fine.....
	Bunba: 	Good. Let's all get comfortable there and then we can talk.
	Ci: 	You sure are awfully obidient little boys. *grin*
	Blackrane: 	Sh-shut up!
tirkaroKujo: 	And with that, the Chimera is helped up into the Kobold's mountain cave, an awfully cozy little rocky place lined with all sorts of medical equipment. Quite out-of-place in the otherwise primitive-looking forest.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's Cliff Cave'
Phatthrice: 	where spawn
Phatthrice: (( she a ? ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's Cliff Cave'
	Finne: 	You okay now? Can you stand?
	Keemera: 	Ow, ow....think I can still make it...
	Ci: 	Ooo, wow...this is a really pretty cave...
	Finne: 	Pretty? Thing hurts my eyes.
	Bunba: 	Alright, let's just to a bit of patching up here and there....
Finne: (( brb throwing cat into fifth level of hell ))
	Bunba: 	You two, get the equipment on shelf B3
	Ordus: 	Bah! You really are gonna help that random beast, aren't you!
	Bunba: 	If they come to see me, thier life is officially in my hands.
	Bunba: 	I will have no choice but to accept responsibility. Every soul counts. You can't save everyone, but you should try your best to conserve everything that falls into your hands.
	Blackrane: 	There you go again! Spouting that babble! But wharever, I'll get your equipment, quack!
	Blackrane: 	Alright, here you go!
	Bunba: 	Thanks. Now just gotta rub this and cut this....
	Keemera: 	Ooooww....that kinda hurts.....
	Finne: 	l
	Blackrane: 	Bah! So what the hell ARE you people doing out here anyway? You don't look like forest dwellers!
Finne: (( * ))
	Ci: 	I dunno if this guy even knows what a forest is...*points at Finne* But we were sent to get the doctor's help
	Finne: 	Trust me, I wouldn't be here if I had a choice.
	Sen: 	Y-yes...well, what Ci said...
	Blackrane: 	Haha! You serious? Well, I won't judge you too hard!
	Bunba: 	Alright, that wasn't too bad, was it? Now just get some rest over there for a while and you should be feeling just fine.
	Finne: 	You sure you're alright then?
	Keemera: 	Thanks doctah...and thanks you three.....wouldn't have made it wiffout you.
	Finne: 	Uh, no problem.
	Ordus: 	Hrrmph! Resting area is over there, ya little mosntrosity!
	Keemera: 	Thanks....mmMMMmmzzzzzzZZzzz
	Bunba: 	*Cough cough* So, couldn't help but overhear you wanted me for something.
Ci: (( brb ))
	Finne: 	I'm gonna let these two broads explain it. I know nothing except I don't get paid.
	Finne: 	Uh, broads?
	Ci: 	Basically...we were sent to ask you if you'd like to come back with us to kilad city. There's a bunch of people there that could really use your medical skills...
	Bunba: 	Aaah...I hear of that. I suppose you were informed by one of my subordinates?
	Bunba: 	If that's the case, you came at a good time.
	Finne: 	Man, I don't even know. Just some redheaded guy.
	Bunba: 	I've been up here in the mountains for over 20 years now.
	Bunba: 	Soley because I've been trying to find a cure...a cure for a specific disease.
	Finne: 	Munchkinism?
	Bunba: 	My life's philosophy has been that nothing, no matter how terrible, is without cure.
	Bunba: 	With that, I've managed to finally locate this specific cure right here in this forest.
	Bunba: 	Of course, I need your help to find it.
Ci: (( >mfw I could just give him mah thing that makes me immune to all diseases. ))
Finne: (( hippo ))
	Finne: 	AAAHHH. Listen, YOU gonna pay for this? Cause I don't see the geek doing so.
	Bunba: 	Pay? This is generally a non-profit service I run here. Of course, I could try and scrape something up if this goal is accomplished.
	Ci: 	We don't need pay sir, we only request your services back at kilad once we find the cure. If you're willing of course.
	Finne: 	What?! Dammit, I don't do free shit for guys...
	Bunba: 	Yes, I'll be more than willing. I'll have no more place up here once I find it.
	Ci: 	Red brought you here, Red made ya come today, Red can pay you. *irked*
	Bunba: 	So if we're ready...
	Bunba: 	You two. Stay here and make sure nothing happens to the Chimera.
	Finne: 	Ugh, I hate this world already. In my place you got paid for risking your life.
	Blackrane: 	Bu-fwuh? WE stay here? Aren't you a bit too old to be risking it out there?
	Bunba: 	It's nothing I can't handle. Besides, only I'll be able to identify, and apply, this particular cure.
	Ci: 	Things that are wounded attract predators. You guys should be strong enough to protect her, no?
	Ordus: 	Why I oughtta!
	Ordus: 	....grrh, fine. Let's just stay put.
	Finne: 	You uh...you realize they sort of ARE predators, right?
	Ci: 	That wasn't sarcasm for once, big boy...I may talk big but I'm well aware you probably would've taken my head off with that club.
	Blackrane: 	Gr, damn you old man! Just come back safe, you lunatic! And don't do anything too....lunaticky, alright!?
	Finne: 	Oh don't worry, I'm sure he'll save all the dangerous stuff for us.
	Bunba: 	Trust me, there's no way I'll die before I get the cure.
	Bunba: 	Let us go out. The location should be a good deal away, so we should also be patient.
	Sen: 	R...right...
	Ci: 	Alrighty. Let's go then!
	Finne: 	Great. Hah...more walking. Just what we all needed.
	Ci: 	At least Banpai's complaining is vaguely charming...*aside*
tirkaroKujo: 	With that, The Kobold leads you off across the mountains, towards a tree-filled location. It's quite cloudy out.
Phatthrice: 	Kobold's secret PS2 loading time
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's secret forest'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's secret forest'
	Finne: 	Fucking, trees. Trees goddamned everywhere.
	Bunba: 	Get used to the sight friend, you'll be seeing lots more of them.
	Finne: 	Fucking beautiful.
	Finne: 	I think I share the geek's opinion on these things.
	Ci: 	Stay on guard everyone.
	Bunba: 	It feels a bit unfair to bring you young souls out here for something relatively selfish, but understand that it's something that needs to be done.
	Finne: 	Well seeing as it's apparently a common procedure for crazy women to jump out and shoot you in the leg with a fucking bow, yeah, I'll be sure to do taht, thanks.
	Ci: 	Well if it's for the greater good then I guess that's all alright
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay now Perception cheks erryone
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+1+7 = 19 + 3 + 1 + 7 = 30 »
Ci: (( *LASER EYES* ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+12+4 = 17 + 12 + 4 = 33 »
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+7 = 3 + 1 + 7 = 11 »
Ci: (( Oh =( ))
Finne: (( Fuck you crazy wimmins ))
Finne: (( OH GOD SECRET OF MANA GOBLINS ))
	Goblin: 	'Ey! How'd you fine people find your way into this big, scary forest?
Finne: (( THEY'RE GONNA SPLIT INTO OTHER GOBLINS EVERY FCKING TURN ))
Finne: (( AND RAPE US TO ASS AND BACK ))
	Sen: 	Excuse me! But we have to go this way to find something really important! Now can you move?
	Goblin: 	W-wh, can we move? This is a MUGGING for chrissakes! Now give us your stuff!
	Finne: 	Chris?
	Finne: 	Who is Chris and why should we care?
	Goblin: 	« 1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 » okay, now you're just pissin' me off!
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 »
	Hobgoblin: 	« 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18 »
	Hobgoblin 1: 	« 1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14 »
Finne: (( I just get good init ))
Finne: (( When I do in fact NOT want it ))
Finne: (( but whatevs I'll take it ))
	Finne: 	Outta the way, ladies...
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 » No, we are in fact the people who are getting p...pp..pi...angry!
	Finne: 	Lessee if I can use this sucker...
	Finne: 	*gives bow enhancement bonus*
	Finne: 	« 1d20+5+3-2 = 11 + 5 + 3 - 2 = 17 » *aiming at Hobgoblin 1*
Finne: (( that hit? ))
	Finne: 	« 17+1 = 17 + 1 = 18 » derp
tirkaroKujo: 	yes
	Finne: 	« 1d8+3+1 = 6 + 3 + 1 = 10 »
	Finne: 	« 10+1 = 10 + 1 = 11 » right Dex too
	Hobgoblin: 	Kakako! Right in my stomach! You'll pay!
	Goblin: 	« 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 » Kah! How bout some arrows to go?
Goblin: (( @Finne ))
	Goblin: 	« 1d4 = 2 » nigga yo got shit ac
Finne: (( I BELIVE that htis ))
Finne: (( unless I calc'd my AC wrongly ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Think that AC should be correct, Cis turn
Finne: (( it is correct ))
Finne: (( as I have Studded ))
Finne: (( and not Chain ))
	Ci: 	*ducks into the trees, stealth*
Ci: (( I can do that, right? (CHEW) ))
Ci: (( or is Stealth only out of battle? ))
	Goblin: 	« 1d20-4 = 6 - 4 = 2 » nigga whered you go ninja
	Finne: 	*wait hold up a second that did 12 damage not 11*
	Finne: 	*forgot Enhancement Bonus goes up by 1 every 4 levels*
Goblin: (( goddammit man ))
Finne: (( >mfw that KO'd it ))
Goblin: (( nope ))
	Hobgoblin 1: 	« 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 » Kakaka! Eat metal, twerp!
	Hobgoblin 1: 	« 1d8+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
Finne: (( hold up one second ))
Finne: (( this makes no sense ))
Finne: (( At 1st level, a magus can expend 1 point from his arcane pool as a swift action to grant any weapon he is holding a +1 enhancement bonus for 1 minute. For every four levels beyond 1st, the weapon gains another +1 enhancement bonus, to a maximum of +5 at 17th level. These bonuses can be added to the weapon, stacking with existing weapon enhancement to a maximum of +5. Multiple uses of this ability do not stack with themselves. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*AUDIBLE MOAN*
Finne: (( every 4 levels after 1st, right? So...oh. Derp. Not FIVE ))
Finne: (( 5th, 9th, 13th, 17th ))
Finne: (( okay that makes sense hippo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	GOOD
Finne: (( It...would not hae taken long anyways (WARY) ))
	Finne: 	Ah! Aiming for me, every damn time!
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27 »« 1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23 »« 1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14 » Can't you see we're doing something here?
	Finne: 	Well wahtever, you're gonna be sorry you ever got up in my face like this..
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »« 1d8+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
Finne: (( so 13 altogether ))
Sen: (( obv the crit gets lowest roll ))
	Hobgoblin: 	« 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 » SHaka! I'll get you!
	Hobgoblin: 	« 1d8+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »
	Finne: 	Alright, away with you, you ugly sonuvabitch! « 1d20+5+3+1 = 5 + 5 + 3 + 1 = 14 »
Finne: (( miss I assume ))
Hobgoblin: (( obv ))
	Finne: 	« 1d20+5+3+1-2 = 1 + 5 + 3 + 1 - 2 = 8 »
Finne: (( supermiss ))
Hobgoblin: (( obv obv ))
	Hobgoblin 1: 	Kaka! You call that a hit? My grandma hits better than you!
	Finne: 	WHOLY SHIT! *trips, stabs shoe* Aw, come on I'm supposed to be good with this thing...
	Goblin: 	« 1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22 » If I could only find that damn ninja!
	Goblin: 	« 1d4 = 3 »
	Finne: 	Ohh, thanks buddy, fuck you too!
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 2 + 3 + 5 = 10 »
Ci: (( OH FOR FUCk SAkE ))
Finne: (( nooooooooooooooooooope ))
	Goblin: 	Yeah, uh, NO
Finne: (( least you didn't roll a 1 (FEDUP) ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 8 + 3 + 5 = 16 » *just for the fucking dicks of it*
Ci: (( Not like that was that much better. ))
Hobgoblin 1: (( would have actually hit though (HIPPO) ))
Ci: (( Fuckin niggertools being such a goddamn faggot all the time. ))
	Hobgoblin 1: 	« 1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24 » And one for Kung Fu!
	Hobgoblin 1: 	« 1d8+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »
	Sen: 	Aaah...dammit, this is starting to hurt....
Finne: (( dey be gettin crits out dah ass ))
Finne: (( oh he was last ))
	Finne: 	One more time then! « 1d20+5+3+1 = 13 + 5 + 3 + 1 = 22 »
	Finne: 	« 1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
Finne: (( that knock hobby out? ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 »« 1d20-4 = 18 - 4 = 14 » You'll pay for that!
Sen: (( also forgot sen you nigger ))
Finne: (( I kinda need to know so I can smack someone ))
Finne: (( oh she's slow hippo ))
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »
	Hobgoblin 1: 	OH GOD MY SPINE
Finne: (( okay so he was out BEFORE I attacked then ))
	Hobgoblin: 	Kaaa! You'll pay for that, Kung-Fu lady! « 1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18 »
Finne: (( so that attack is on gobby ))
Finne: (( WHAT IS THAT THING'S INIT?! ))
	Sen: 	*actually does not hit hips
Finne: (( YOU ARE CONFUSING THE FUCK OUT OF ME (CRS) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Finne, Goblin, Ci, Hobgoblin 1, Sen, Hobgoblin.
Finne: (( okay ))
Finne: (( so I hit the goblin for 7 damage ))
Finne: (( is it still alive ))
	Goblin: 	nope.avi
Finne: (( sweet ))
Ci: (( Now whose turn is it? ))
	Finne: 	*takes 5-foot step in-between attacking and using his spell*
	Finne: 	And now for you you little shit! « 1d20+5+3+1-2 = 4 + 5 + 3 + 1 - 2 = 11 »
	Finne: 	Or uh..or not, okay.
	Hobgoblin: 	Hmm, nope
Finne: (( should have used AC mark first ))
Finne: (( and hit that negro with True Strike (CRS) ))
Finne: (( er wait other way around wary ))
	Ci: 	SURPRISE! « 1d20+3+5 = 1 + 3 + 5 = 9 »
	Ci: 	...
Hobgoblin: (( NOBODY GETTIN HITS ))
	Ci: 	*gets caught on vine* Urk!
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 »« 1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21 »« 1d20-2 = 3 - 2 = 1 » Um. Hiyah?
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »« 1d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
	Ci: 	This so isn't fair...*struggle, struggle*....*whimper*...
	Hobgoblin: 	I honestly just feel sorry for you, so...
	Hobgoblin: 	450 exp total
Finne: (( errrrrrrrrrr wait a damn second ))
Finne: (( MT how much Exp do you have ))
	Ci: 	*gets free*...I'll just stand back here....*sigh*
Ci: (( 38830 ))
	Sen: 	I-it's okay Ci......
Finne: (( okay yeah, I copied his Exp from one of Hendrix's OLD tokens apparently hippo ))
	Ci: 	*kicks at ground* I dunno what's wrong with me today...blah...
	Finne: 	Probably the trees.
	Finne: 	Blame everything on these damn things.
	Bunba: 	You seem to be hurt a bit, girl. Drink some of this. « 1d8+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 »
	Ci: 	Huh? Oh, thank you!
	Bunba: 	« 1d8+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 » As well as you.
Finne: (( DID YOU EVEN GET HIT? ))
	Sen: 	Th-thanks! We probably needed that...
Ci: (( Got shot earlier by the rabbit ))
Finne: (( hippo ))
Finne: (( I have 46/67, but I suppose I'm fine ATM ))
Finne: (( Kind of sad that Hendrix has more HP than this guy (CRS) ))
Finne: (( Magus needs d10 or something ))
	Ci: 	Well let's keep going then.
	Ci: 	Er...which way now...?
	Bunba: 	Whatever leads directly up. Either way is fine.
	Ci: 	Uhh...that way then? *points behind Sen*
	Bunba: 	Fine. let's move.
tirkaroKujo: 	And now we all make da wis
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+1+7 = 2 + 3 + 1 + 7 = 13 »
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+7 = 2 + 1 + 7 = 10 »
	Finne: 	naw
Ci: (( Craptools ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+4+12 = 8 + 4 + 12 = 24 »
Ci: (( Seriously. This whore has been terrible all nght (CRS) ))
Finne: (( DO WHAT I DUN DID ))
Finne: (( AND SWAP IT OUT ))
	Sen: 	Wah! There's some strange guy up ahead....
Ci: (( I meant maptools ))
Finne: (( oh hippo ))
	Ci: 	Strange guy...?
	Finne: 	So, how about that other direction?
	Finne: 	It seemed dandy.
tirkaroKujo: 	???: HEY! Strange guy? Who are you calling strange?
	Ci: 	A-...am I really that loud...?
	Ferdinand : 	I'll have YOU know that I am in fact the world's most handsome, glorious magician-slash-psychic-slash-general-man-of-many-talents in the world!
	Finne: 	Think he was talking to Monky.
	Finne: 	Hey wait, that's my gig! I'm the versatile guy! Fuck off!
	Ferdinand : 	You missy! Would you like to demonstate just WHY I'm the world's greatest superlative I just described above!?
	Ci: 	Well...magicians can be kinda cool I s'pose...
	Ferdinand : 	Very much so! Now for my first trick.....
	Ferdinand : 	I shall turn this bat into a bouquet of beautiful flowers!
	Ferdinand : 	Just for you, mada~m!
	Finne: 	Where...where did he get the bat...
	Bat: 	SWEEK NIGGA SKWEEK
	Ci: 	Maybe he's a summoner like Hendrix?
	Ferdinand : 	Now, rub your hands together and count to three....
	Ferdinand : 	1....
	Ferdinand : 	2.....
	Ferdinand : 	3............
	Finne: 	Like who?
	Ferdinand : 	ALIKADOODA, ALIKEYI!
	Finne: 	That this girl's name?
	Ci: 	....w-...what?!
	Ferdinand : 	Whoops! This was quite unexpected!
	Hippo: 	MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
	Ferdinand : 	Uuh, well......see ya!
	Finne: 	Well isn't that charming.
	Hippo: 	« 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 » MAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »
	Finne: 	okay.jpg
	Ci: 	It's so cuuuuuuuuuuu-oh...oh my....« 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 » That was....something....
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11 » I'm sorry, can you calm down just a bit?
	Hippo: 	MOOOOOOOOUGH
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 3 + 3 + 5 = 11 »
Finne: (( right its turn ))
	Ci: 	*GETS CAUGHT IN VINES AGAIN* C-...CRAP! SCREW THIS DAY! DAMMITDAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT!
	Hippo: 	« 1d20+8 = 16 + 8 = 24 » MAAAUUUUUUUUGH
	Hippo: 	« 2d8+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 » MOOOOOOOOOOUGH
	Ci: 	GAH!
Finne: (( holy fuck okay I'm going to murder this thing ))
	Finne: 	Let's do this shit! *Keens his weapon; Spell Strikes with Shocking Grasp*
	Finne: 	*also gives+2 bonus*
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+5+3+2 = 20 + 1 + 5 + 3 + 2 = 31 »
Finne: (( HOLY SHIT. ))
	Hippo: 	(Well, that's the end of that I guess)
	Finne: 	« 1d6+3+2 = 6 + 3 + 2 = 11 »
Finne: (( and then ))
	Finne: 	« 5d6 = 14 »
Finne: (( *2 because it crits as well ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Don't you add them both before doubling
Finne: (( I...don't know? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Pretty sure ti works that way
	Finne: 	but the spell effect only deals ×2 damage on a successful critical hit, while the weapon damage uses its own critical modifier.
Finne: (( apparently not ))
Finne: (( and how much of my Arcane Pool did that suck out ))
Finne: (( er, 3 apparently ))
	Hippo: 	*I AM STILL ALIVE*
Finne: (( FFFFFFFUUUUUUCK ))
Finne: (( Just 50 damage in one turn ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15 »« 1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22 »« 1d20-2 = 1 - 2 = -1 » Um, bye bye?
Finne: (( Does not KO it ))
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 »
	Hippo: 	Now I'm ded
	Finne: 	Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
	Hippo: 	900 exp because fuck you guys
	Ci: 	This day sucks.....
	Bunba: 	Good show there everyone. But we must hurry if we are to find the cure.
Finne: (( damn my AC is half gone already? Shit. ))
Finne: (( er ))
Finne: (( AP ))
Finne: (( YES THAT JUST USES UP MY ARMOR CLASS. ))
	Ci: 	*sneak sneak pout sneak*
	Finne: 	Yeah, you go on ahead.
	Finne: 	You are some kinda sneaky ninja thing right?
	Finne: 	This is right up your alley.
tirkaroKujo: 	And now wis
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+7 = 8 + 1 + 7 = 16 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+4+12 = 10 + 4 + 12 = 26 »
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+1+7 = 9 + 3 + 1 + 7 = 20 »
Finne: (( least my weapon is still Keen ))
Ci: (( YOU ARE SUCH A MASSIVE CUNT TODAY MAPTOOLS ))
Finne: (( as that lasts for a minute ))
	Lucky 1: 	OH SNAP! WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT, YO!
	Lucky: 	AW SHAKE NAW L-DAWG, THESE GUYS KNOWS WHASSAP
	Lucky 1: 	HEY, YO!
	Lucky 1: 	YOOOOOOOO!
	Lucky 1: 	HEY MAAAAAAAAAN!
	Lucky 1: 	WHACHU DOIN' ALL THE WAY OUT HERE HUH?
	Finne: 	Shut UP! You're literally giving me ear cancer!
	Finne: 	Er, I mean...tone it down a bit please?
	Lucky: 	NIGGA, YA'LLS NEVA SAW THIS, YAHEAR?
	Finne: 	Are you flipping me off?
	Lucky 1: 	NAW MAN, THEY KNOW ALREADY. WE GOTTA TELL 'EM WATS UP.
	Ci: 	I just want this day to be over....*sigh*
	Lucky 1: 	GIMME A BEAT, L-SHAKES!
	Lucky: 	*Beatboxes*
	Finne: 	Cheer up, sulky girl.
	Lucky 1: 	YO HEY, HOOOOOO!
	Finne: 	I mean, we're apparently helping a lot of people, so I guess that makes up for not getting paid, right?
	Lucky 1: 	YA'LL VENTURIN OUT HERE, YA'LLS DA OTHER REINDEER, WE'LL TESTIFY WHEN WE FIGHT YOU GUYS.
	Ci: 	Oh God, please stop. That's...that's absolutely terrible...
	Finne: 	Okay these bastards are pissing me off a lot more now.
	Lucky 1: 	WE GOT POWER, SO WHUCHU THINKIN? YOUR ONLY ABILITY IS STINKIN'
	Finne: 	Wait, you want to fight?
	Finne: 	GLADLY! Let's do this!
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16 » No more, ugh...
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15 »
	Lucky 1: 	« 1d20 = 14 » A RESTORER OF HORROR, WE EXPLORERS OF THE RETORIC MIND
	Lucky: 	« 1d20 = 2 » BUT WE'RE BLINDED BY COMBINED EFFORTS OF THESE RHYMES.
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 » .......
Sen: (( so yeah ci first yo ))
Finne: (( so er, your turn Cigirlo ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 10 + 3 + 5 = 18 »
Sen: (( yes that hits ))
	Ci: 	« 1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »
Ci: (( Bout fuckin time Maptools ))
	Finne: 	« 1d20+5+3+2+1 = 9 + 5 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 20 »
Finne: (( damn, no crit (SAD) ))
	Finne: 	« 1d6+3+2 = 1 + 3 + 2 = 6 »
Finne: (( fedup ))
	Lucky 1: 	« 1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21 » BLINDED BY YOUR OPTIMISM, BEATIN' OFF THE DOGMATISM. NIGGA YOU ONLY STAND FOR CHINESE COMMUNISM
	Lucky 1: 	« 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »@Finne
	Finne: 	Son of a bitch!
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 » Um....you sing strange, cat....
	Finne: 	Why do you guys always go after me?!
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
	Lucky 1: 	I REVELED IN THE DEVILRY OF MY BEAT CHEMISTRY.
	Lucky: 	« 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 » BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE POETRY
	Lucky: 	« 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »
	Ci: 	Shut UP! « 1d20+3+5 = 8 + 3 + 5 = 16 »
Lucky: (( hits ))
	Ci: 	« 1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »
	Finne: 	Alright, you're going down!
	Finne: 	« 1d20+5+3+2+1 = 2 + 5 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 13 »
	Finne: 	« 1d20+5+2+3+1-2 = 13 + 5 + 2 + 3 + 1 - 2 = 22 »
	Finne: 	« 1d6+3+2 = 4 + 3 + 2 = 9 »
Finne: (( nobody gettin crits ))
Finne: (( even WITH my goddamned 15-20 crit range (CRS) ))
	Lucky: 	« 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 » GO SHOW A TREE YOUR PROBLEMS, SEE IF THAT BASTARD CARES.
Ci: (( I am just so blatantly outclassed by everyone else it's not even funny =( ))
	Finne: 	Fuck trees!
Finne: (( you could have used a sneak attack hippo ))
	Lucky: 	« 1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE ALL YOU WANT, GO STRUT SOME AIRS
Finne: (( Also obv it's normally 18-20 ))
Finne: (( I just can use some shit to increase it ))
Ci: (( I never get the chance to. And when I do I miss miserably like before. ))
Finne: (( speaking of which my weapon was actually already enhanced there ))
Finne: (( so I have 5 points left, not 4 ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27 » « 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »« 1d20-2 = 1 - 2 = -1 » That's....no, I got nothing....
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »
	Lucky: 	WE SELL RHYMES LIKE DIMES, TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT, WHEN I WAKE UP I BETTER SEE BETTER TIMES.
	Lucky: 	600 EXP DOT E CKS E
	Finne: 	*takes whatever bling they had*
	Lucky: 	potion of feather fall, potion of jump, tanglefoot bag; Other Gear leather armor, dagger, sap, masterwork composite shortbow (+1 Str) with 20 arrows, universal solvent, climber's kit, 50-ft. silk rope with grappling hook, masterwork thieves' tools, Bike, Watermelon, Fried Chicken.
Finne: (( hoooooooly shit ))
Finne: (( MT you take the tools ))
Finne: (( I ain't need em ))
	Ci: 	W-...what?!
	Finne: 	Hey, take these things, I odn't want em.
	Finne: 	@the tools
	Finne: 	And uh, the bow too...hell, the dagger and the sap. And the armor. I'll just take the, uh, other shit.
	Finne: 	Why can't I carry all these assorted items?
	Ci: 	These tools...I've never seen thieves tools of this quality...*swaps them out*
	Ci: 	Maybe today isn't so terrible after all
	Ci: 	And just mostly terrible.
	Ci: 	Well then...ready?
	Sen: 	Well should all go, we don't wanna go slow!
	Sen: 	Hmm, not that good....
	Bunba: 	Should be a short ways up at this point.
	Bunba: 	I believe up there should be the way to a specific cave...be on the lookout.
	Finne: 	*OLOLOLOLOLOL OVERENCUMBERED*
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU ARE OVERENCUMBERED
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU NOW MAY ONLY MOVE 1 SPACE AT A TIME
tirkaroKujo: 	WITH A MINUTE-LONG BREAK IN BETWEEN
Finne: (( good old Fallout ))
Finne: (( but yes my speed is reduced to 4 from 6 y fippo fuck everything ))
	Sen: 	Hmm, nothing here....
	Bunba: 	Good, now let's move forward. Cave should just be up ahead.
	Ci: 	*brushes off leaves* Hmph...
tirkaroKujo: 	You then move across a river, into a dark cave eroded into a mountain. The place seems untouched for a good while.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Upper Forest Cave'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Upper Forest Cave'
	Bunba: 	« 1d8+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » Here, drink this before going further. You don't look too good. @Finne&Jake
Finne: 	Heh? Oh, thanks, doc.
	Finne: 	Shit, this world steals faces too!
Finne: (( brb letting the dogs out so they can kill my cat, tell the baja men ))
	Bunba: 	So, the target I'm looking for should only be just ahead...
	Finne: 	So uh, doc, just what are you trying to cure, anyhow?
Finne: (( Bunta: Treerot. ))
Finne: (( Bunha* apparently ))
Finne: (( Bunba* ))
Ci: (( Bunba: Life. ))
Finne: (( What the fuck ))
	Bunba: 	Aaah. See, it's a rather grave illness.
	Bunba: 	I don't really tell many people this, but I'm not really doing this just for the sake of research.
	Bunba: 	No, it's a far, far more personal reason.
	Bunba: 	My wife....she came down with the disease a while ago.
	Bunba: 	She long since lost hope....but of course, I didn't.
	Bunba: 	To this day, I never let my soul rest until I could find the accursed cure. They say it has no cure. But I've just proved them wrong.
	Finne: 	Hmm...well....I guess yo ucan consider this job free, since it's technically for a lady and all....
	Bunba: 	So it seems here will be where my motivation in life ends. Those two...the Troll and the Skeleton. They may seem a bit rough, but they're the next generation.
	Bunba: 	I've taught them my skills. They'll come to appreciate them in due time.
	Finne: 	Whoa, wait a second, man. You talking about dyin here?
	Bunba: 	But for now, all I need to do is finish my job. Just a few steps further....
	Bunba: 	Dying...does that really matter? Everything goes in due time. It's what we pass down that's important.
	Finne: 	Well your wife would be pretty goddamned sad, I'd think, if you cured her, then just up and died.
	Bunba: 	Don't worry....she'd understand.
	Bunba: 	Ah, look! It's just right up there!
	Finne: 	Man...this world is too sad for my tastes.
	Sabnak: 	Hold it, you.
	Bunba: 	Hmm. Seems this place isn't as empty as I thought....
	Finne: 	Uh, hey there, Bonesy, how's it going?
	Sabnak: 	500 years.
	Sabnak: 	500 years I've rotted in this cave.
	Sabnak: 	500 years I'll rot some more.
	Finne: 	So....bad?
	Sabnak: 	For 500 years, all I've wanted was a challenge.
	Sabnak: 	For 500 years, I've got nil.
Finne: (( Ci is just so depressed that she has lost the ability to speak ))
	Sabnak: 	This year marks the 501th
Ci: (( She's been rolling terribly all day. Can you blame her? ))
Finne: (( hippo ))
	Sabnak: 	Will my pain be over? 500 years in the making?
	Sabnak: 	Draw your swords, draw your fists. Draw the painting of life.
	Ci: 	Don't you paint paintings?
	Finne: 	Hey, whoa, wait a second! We ain't here for no fight!
	Sabnak: 	Whatever you draw, may it be drawn.
	Ci: 	Riiiiight...probably should be a smart ass with my luck today....
	Sabnak: 	It's been too long. 500 years.
	Sabnak: 	500 years since a mortal stepped in this cave
	Sabnak: 	for 500 years, I've rotted at the bottom of the sea
	Finne: 	Well if this place is so boring, why don't you just...leave?
	Finne: 	The hell is a sea?
	Sabnak: 	For 250 more years, I've eroded my way into this cozy home.
	Sabnak: 	Now, may you deliver me a fight to last 1000 years!
	Ci: 	He's getting closer...
	Sabnak: 	« 1d20+1 = 15 + 1 = 16 »
Sabnak: (( init ))
	Finne: 	God dammit.
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14 »
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 »
Ci: (( Finally. ))
Ci: (( *misses every hit* ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 » I-I'm sorry, but we don't exactly have time for this....
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 10 + 3 + 5 = 18 » Slash1
Ci: (( Crit ))
Ci: (( Except not ))
Ci: (( Because not actually 18 Does that even hit? ))
Sen: (( it hits anyway ))
	Ci: 	« 1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »
Ci: (( And my luck runs dry already. ))
	Sabnak: 	« 1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21 »« 1d20+6 = 19 + 6 = 25 » May god have mercy on me.
	Finne: 	You...should notta gone up there...
	Sabnak: 	« 1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »« 1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »
Ci: (( Was that second a crit? ))
Sabnak: (( nope ))
Ci: (( I am just grossly underpowered without the ability to sneak attack. =( ))
	Finne: 	Whokay, lady, back up! He ain't gonna hit me no matter waht!
Finne: (( the fuck are you doing reddy ))
Sen: (( holy fuck why was Sen listed like that in my notes ))
	Finne: 	*MIRROR FUCKING IMAGE*
	Finne: 	« 1d4+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 »
Finne: (( this spell is so damn broken ))
Finne: (( Mirror Image School illusion (figment); Level bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 2 Casting Time 1 standard action Components V, S Range personal Target you Duration 1 min./level This spell creates a number of illusory doubles of you that inhabit your square. These doubles make it difficult for enemies to precisely locate and attack you. When mirror image is cast, 1d4 images plus one image per three caster levels (maximum eight images total) are created. These images remain in your space and move with you, mimicking your movements, sounds, and actions exactly. Whenever you are attacked or are the target of a spell that requires an attack roll, there is a possibility that the attack targets one of your images instead. If the attack is a hit, roll randomly to see whether the selected target is real or a figment. If it is a figment, the figment is destroyed. If the attack misses by 5 or less, one of your figments is destroyed by the near miss. Area spells affect you normally and do not destroy any of your figments. Spells and effects that do not require an attack roll affect you normally and do not destroy any of your figments. Spells that require a touch attack are harmlessly discharged if used to destroy a figment. An attacker must be able to see the figments to be fooled. If you are invisible or the attacker is blind, the spell has no effect (although the normal miss chances still apply). ))
Sabnak: (( dammit I can read the wiki man ))
Finne: (( you cannot ))
Sabnak: (( quit cloggin up the chat ))
Finne: (( that barely even takes up a whole scroll thing for me ))
Finne: (( just make your chat bigger, nigger (D) ))
	Sabnak: 	As yet, it seems my mercy has run out.
	Finne: 	Yeah, well, good luck getting lucky here.
	Finne: 	....
	Finne: 	Wait, what?
	Sabnak: 	*Crumbles into a pile of bones*
	Ci: 	I'm...confused...
	Sen: 	Is....is it over yet?
	Sen: 	I mean...is it over already?
	Shade Creep: 	*no of course not you nigger*
	Shade Creep: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNMPVFxUv3g
	Shade Creep: 	Hmm....seems to have been a lot longer than 500 years....
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9 » Well um, I'll just have to punish you for getting my hopes up!
Finne: (( Init again? ))
Sen: (( nop, SC shares init with Sabnak ))
Finne: (( th--oh that was her attack ))
Finne: (( So yeah MT's turn ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 11 + 3 + 5 = 19 »
	Ci: 	« 1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »
	Shade Creep: 	Owch. How eerie
	Shade Creep: 	« 1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15 » I'll just have to punish you then.
	Shade Creep: 	or not
	Ci: 	Yeah, let's go with not.
	Finne: 	*try this again then*
	Finne: 	*keen + Enhancement + Icy Burst + Frigid Touch*
	Finne: 	[do I even have enough for that
Finne: (( I do ))
Shade Creep: (( you bastard ))
	Finne: 	« 1d20+5+3+2+1 = 4 + 5 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 15 »
Finne: (( and misses anyways. ))
Finne: (( luckily those effects last for a minute ))
Finne: (( though Frigid Touch is wasted ))
	Finne: 	Son of a bitch...
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11 »« 1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14 »« 1d20-2 = 18 - 2 = 16 » Just please go!
	Sen: 	*nobodys gettin hits*
	Finne: 	Get the hell away from here broads!
	Finne: 	I can't stop you from getting frozen if I ever get a damn hit in...
tirkaroKujo: 	CIS TURN YIFF YIFF YIFF
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 3 + 3 + 5 = 11 »
Ci: (( Nope ))
Ci: (( Also didn't see what he said so lol ))
	Shade Creep: 	« 1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13 » Okay I'll just have to try you, mage.
tirkaroKujo: 	NO HITS ALLOWED
	Finne: 	I ain't no mage...technically...
	Finne: 	« 1d20+5+3+1+2 = 3 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 2 = 14 »
Finne: (( GOD DAMMIT ))
	Finne: 	GOD DAMMIT.
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 »« 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 »« 1d20-2 = 17 - 2 = 15 » W-will these hit?
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 » Well at least this did....
	Ci: 	*deep breath* Focus....focus...« 1d20+3+5 = 12 + 3 + 5 = 20 »
	Ci: 	« 1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » and...strike!
	Shade Creep: 	Ow. Looks like I better return.
	Finne: 	...
Finne: (( Well fuck you too (CRS) ))
	Sabnak: 	« 1d20+6 = 19 + 6 = 25 »« 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 » Now look sharp!
	Finne: 	« 1d6 = 6 » « 1d6 = 1 » 1 is Finn
Finne: (( 2nd hits (sad) ))
	Sabnak: 	« 1d6+4 = 1 + 4 = 5 »
Finne: (( and one of my doubles is destroyed too ))
Sabnak: (( check 'em ))
Finne: (( mips ))
	Finne: 	OKAY THAT IS FUCKING IT!
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+2+3+5 = 8 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 5 = 19 »
Finne: (( FINE I WILL TAKE IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT A CRIT (CRS) ))
	Finne: 	« 1d20+1+2+3+5-2 = 2 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 5 - 2 = 11 »
Finne: (( and that one misses sad ))
	Finne: 	« 1d6+3+2 = 3 + 3 + 2 = 8 » « 1d6 = 4 » *shocking Grasp too right* « 5d6 = 22 »
	Finne: 	Well, uh...coulda been better...
	Sabnak: 	Off. It seems I am slightly out.
	Finne: 	Coulda been worse though.
Ci: (( Did that just do 22 damage? ))
Finne: (( it did 34 ))
Ci: (( Okay fuck. You're just as broken as fucking Hendrix and Co. ))
Sabnak: (( Congrats on slowly but surely making me regret making Ultimate Magic legal ))
Finne: (( I can't use it anymore obv ))
Finne: (( And also I can't improve my weapons again today at all ))
Finne: (( Since I'm all out of Arcane Points ))
Sabnak: (( until next level ))
Sabnak: (( where you'll just get 400 of them per second ))
Finne: (( basically I'm a powerhouse until I'm out of AP ))
Sabnak: (( I assume ))
Finne: (( then I'm just a worse fighter with some spells ))
Ci: (( *And then you're still better than Ci ))
Finne: (( Move behind the nigger. ))
Finne: (( And do massive damage with Sneak Attack. ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27 »« 1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15 »« 1d20-2 = 20 - 2 = 18 » Die! Again! Tommorow!
	Sen: 	« 1d8+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 » aw shit crit « 1d8+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »
Ci: (( You see, I don't see that as a sneak attack. As they can see me going directly behind them. Which is why I haven't been doing that. ))
Finne: (( Shit crit indeed ))
Finne: (( Yeah, it doesn't make sense ))
Finne: (( But it's there mainly to balance rogues ))
Ci: (( Unless it still counts as a sneak attack by game standards (lolwut) ))
Finne: (( It says you can use it if you flank your opponent ))
Finne: (( So I assume it counts ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nigga you've played MGS
tirkaroKujo: 	it's like that
tirkaroKujo: 	where everyone is just a retard with tunnel vision
Finne: (( is that in front of or behind it ))
Ci: (( I don't even know. ))
Ci: (( I can't get directly behind it anyway ))
Ci: (( Because movement. ))
Finne: (( weren't you one step behind me? ))
Finne: (( Ah. Tirk, is behind it where Sen is or where Ci is ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Where Sen is
Finne: (( either way you can get to either spot ))
Finne: (( so just teleport Ci over there ))
	Sen: 	*Can actually move out of the way due to gdlk movement
Ci: (( and now to miss. ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 14 + 3 + 5 = 22 »
Ci: (( Or not, eh ))
	Shade Creep: 	Oh noes
Finne: (( also I'm all out of directly offensive spells for today ))
Finne: (( except for Vampiric Touch ))
	Ci: 	Sneak attack! « 1d6+3+4d6 = 1 + 3 + 13 = 17 »
Finne: (( well shit roll on initial 1d6, but average one on 4d6 ))
	Shade Creep: 	Ooow...
Finne: (( Slim Shady's turn indeed ))
	Shade Creep: 	« 1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10 » Looks like I'll have to do this to you.
	Shade Creep: 	Maybe I am just not worth challenging
	Finne: 	« 1d20+5+3+1+2 = 20 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 2 = 31 »
	Ci: 	*...*......do what?
Finne: (( shiiiit yeah nigger ))
	Finne: 	« 1d6+2+3 = 5 + 2 + 3 = 10 » « 1d10 = 4 » « 1d6 = 2 »
Finne: (( the other two rolls are set ))
Finne: (( I'm pretty sure ))
Finne: (( they don't increase ))
Finne: (( 1d10 is what happens if Icy Burst'd weapon gets a crit ))
	Shade Creep: 	Well, it was fun, but I couldn't do anything of worth. I'll just sulk away now.
Finne: (( not yet nigger (CRS) ))
Finne: (( or is he actually KO'd ))
Shade Creep: (( he is ))
Finne: (( and not about to come back ))
	Ci: 	I know how ya feel...*rubs back of head*
	Shade Creep: 	1000 exp because fuck yall niggers
Finne: (( oh and the 1d6 is from an icy burst'd weapon in the first place wary ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Upper Forest Cave'
Ci: (( It's the me from two levels ago :D ))
Finne: (( but now I'm all out of tricks except for ihppoing enemies with debuffs (HIPPO) ))
Finne: (( indeed (D) ))
	Sen: 	AW LAWDY TWO CIS, IS I IN HEAVEN
Ci: (( Put your mouse over the tokens, they're eerily similar aside from hair colour. ))
	Finne: 	Er...sorry about that...
	Finne: 	*notices Ci is just half-frozen hippo*
	Shade Creep: 	It's....okay
Finne: (( doesn't hurt you though ))
	Bunba: 	Well, here it is at last. Thought I would never see it again.
	Finne: 	Again?
	Bunba: 	*Picks up large, black box*
	Finne: 	How have you even been here before?!
	Bunba: 	I have never.
	Bunba: 	Trust me, it's complex. I'll tell you once we get home.
	Ci: 	I'm gonna kick Red's ass for this when we get home...*grumble*
	Finne: 	*so what was I standing on anyways*
	Finne: 	*IE what shit does this guy have*
	Finne: 	Who the hell is Red?
	Finne: 	That redhead, the lunky redhead, or the goddamned geeky redhead?
	Finne: 	Or is it just not a redhead at all, and you're fucking with me?
	Ci: 	(This day needs to end...NOW...)..*sighs*
	Bunba: 	No matter who's head is red, I should tend your wounds for a bit.
tirkaroKujo: 	The doctor spends the next 30 minutes or so making careful procedures that nurse you entirely back to full health.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Upper Forest Cave'
	vFinne: 	the fuck did this happen?
	Ci: 	You really are an amazing doctor..
	Finne: 	Yeah, uh, thanks...but shouldn't we be getting back to your cave?
	Bunba: 	Such compliments are slight at this point. You need the energy to easily make it back. Consider it my thanks.
	Bunba: 	Now, let us head back. I'm sure the path must be cleared by now.
Phatthrice: 	I assume we teleport back to cavey wavey
tirkaroKujo: 	You do in fact go over the river and through the woods to Bunba's house you go.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's Cliff Cave'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's Cliff Cave'
Phatthrice: 	I like how I've played all of 1.1 Pathfinder games
Phatthrice: 	And already have 5 PCs
Phatthrice: 	6 counting Haze
	Bunba: 	Ah, good to see you're still here.
	Ordus: 	Actually, we are facing a bit of a problem.
	Keemera: 	Mah friends, y'see......
	Blackrane: 	*I DID NOT EXIST BEFORE NOW*
Ci: (( SHE'S PREGNANT WITH HENDRIX'S CHILD* ))
	Blackrane: 	Ah, there we go! Dragged them straight up!
	Scarlet Taurus: 	Guurruuuh...my leegssss..can't feel theeeem....
	Ci: 	What's going o-monkey!
	Keemera: 	Ya gotta heal mah friends....they hurt....
	Finne: 	Oh...shit....heeeey there, guys...
	Shiver Gaze: 	YOU'RE- OW! DAMN RIGHT!
	Wolf: 	WARF WARF
Finne: (( that wolf isn't nearly as derpy as the lions ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's Cliff Cave'
Ci: (( Ci: ))
Ci: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te5BLSRgzFM ))
	Bunba: 	Hmm. Set them on the resting place. Can you make it?
	Shiver Gaze: 	Ugh...yeah, kinda stings, but I think we can wait a bit.
	Ci: 	Was this all from the fires...?
	Blackrane: 	So doc! Ya gonna try treatin' all these people?!
	Shiver Gaze: 	Ah, gawd, yeah!
	Shiver Gaze: 	Huge fire! Trees fallin everywhere!
	Finne: 	Man, that geek really fucked up.
	Scarlet Taurus: 	Trees fall on Taurus' legs...
Finne: (( Blackrane: THROW EM IN THE PIT (D) ))
Finne: (( MFW this is just a Robot Wars arena ))
	Bunba: 	But right now...I have some business to attend to. You two stay here, you know what I must attend to.
	Blackrane: 	Shaa, so I see you finally have it.
	Blackrane: 	Well fine. I won't be stopping you, hurry up.
	Blackrane: 	....she probably needs you.
	Sen: 	R-right! We should hurry up and give your wife the cure, fast!
	Finne: 	Yeah, hop to it already.
	Bunba: 	She should be right up here.
	Ci: 	*follows Sen*
	Bunba: 	Haaa, so this is finally it.
	Bunba: 	With this, the aching load off my back will finally be off.
	Bunba: 	I just hope she can forgive me for taking this long.....
tirkaroKujo: 	With that, the Kobold leads you all the way up, beyond the caved-in rooms. He leads you to the area where his wife resides, reserving her strength until Bunba's last promise.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Balas Resting Place'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Balas Resting Place'
Finne: 	Greenery...everywhere....
	Bunba: 	Well, here it is at last Bala.
	Finne: 	*
Ci: (( *gets smacked with a 2x4* ))
	Bunba: 	*Sets down Black box*
Ci: (( GODDAMMIT FLINT (D) ))
	Bunba: 	I'd promised you...I'd promised you, but I never came through....I'm truly a failure of a husband.
	Bunba: 	The first day you knew you were dying, I promised I would find the cure. Someday, I would find your cure.
	Bunba: 	It took me the longest time. I could never see what it was. I was such a fool.
	Bunba: 	*Opens box*
	Bunba: 	*The box contains a Violin, along with a paper of sheet music*
	Bunba: 	I remember...when you were always down and out....
Finne: (( MFW she's alive down there and this IS the cure for life and we all die ))
Finne: (( also brb ))
	Bunba: 	I would play this song to cheer you up.
	Bunba: 	It was your favorite song. No matter how often I played, it would bring a smile to your face every moment the first few notes started up.
	Bunba: 	Back when we were teenagers....even to the end of your life....
	Bunba: 	I felt ashamed. When you finally passed away, I threw the Violin in the river in sheer anger.
	Bunba: 	I thought I could cure anything! Anything!
	Bunba: 	And yet I couldn't save my own wife!
	Bunba: 	But alas, I was but a fool.
	Bunba: 	It seems....I forgot all about the greatest medicine of all in the process of my madness.
	Bunba: 	*Sets Violin on neck, begins readying it.*
	Bunba: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgmdeuawNiE
	Bunba: 	Sorry for being rusty.....
tirkaroKujo: 	*For about 6 minutes, the Kobold continues to play his violin, messing up some parts, being unable to come up with whatever lyrics were there.*
	Bunba: 	And your favorite part....I'm sorry, but I forgot the lyrics to these too...
	Ci: 	*wipes eyes* ...
	Bala: 	~May the angelic souls play~
	Bala: 	~Washing woes, laugh all day.~
	Bala: 	~In the spring, we hear the sound.~
	Bala: 	~In the fall, we gather round.~
	Bala: 	~Yesterday they let it ring.~
	Bala: 	~Tomorrow may the heavens sing.~
	Bunba: 	*Sniff* Yeah....yeah, it went like that....
	Bunba: 	*The Kobold finally finishes off the song, having been cleansed of any illness ever lingering on in his soul*
	Bunba: 	I'm glad....I've never been happier in my life. That I can finally go on, throughout these long years, a satisfied man.
	Bunba: 	And I'm glad I finally cured it....the illness both you and I shared....
	Bunba: 	And with this.....I will now have to leave. Others need me right now.
	Bunba: 	*Sets violin in box, closes it, picks it back up*
	Bunba: 	I'm done. Let's go.
	Ci: 	*nod*....
	Sen: 	*Sniff* R....right....
Ci: (( Finne: That song sucked balls (CRS) ))
	Finne: 	....man, this world is way too sad for me....
tirkaroKujo: 	And so with that, the Kobold heads you back off into the Cave, where the pained yelps of many monsters litter the air.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's Cliff Cave'
	Blackrane: 	Ah! There you are!
	Blackrane: 	We seriously need your help!
Finne: (( mfw I just realized I can use Medium Armor ))
Finne: (( dicks in a bottle ))
	Bunba: 	Ah right.
	Bunba: 	*Picks up medical box*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Kobold's Cliff Cave'
	Bunba: 	Sometimes, it seems I shouldn't really bother.
	Bunba: 	But do you know what kept me ticking far beyond my time?
	Bunba: 	Effort. Tried, true effort.
	Blackrane: 	So you're gonna heal all these guys, right?
	Bunba: 	*Yawn* They should be alright for a while.
	Bunba: 	But you see....I'm tired. I really am.
	Bunba: 	I put effort into many things. And I can tell you're ready to put in just as much. I admire that.
	Blackrane: 	Hmm. So I assume something happened on the way to get the cure?
	Bunba: 	No, no. Nothing happened.
	Bunba: 	*Sits down* It's always been leading into this. But I'm just too tired to work today.
	Blackrane: 	Hmm. But....hmm....
	Bunba: 	*Yaaaawn* I'll just....get some rest....go to sleep.....
	Bunba: 	*The kobold then closes his weary eyes, head to the side, as he finally recieves the greatest rest he could ever afford his soul to take.*
	Blackrane: 	...Bunba?
	Blackrane: 	Hey, Bunba?
	Ordus: 	Ghrr? D-don't tell me....
	Blackrane: 	.......
	Ci: 	...he found the cure...he made peace and was finally able to move on....
	Blackrane: 	*Grabs medical box*
	Blackrane: 	Alright. Let's do this.
	Ordus: 	Uh....okay.....
	Ci: 	He loved her so much that he lived just for her....
Finne: (( The hell does a skeleton know anatomy ))
	Blackrane: 	In line everyone! Don't twitch too hard! This'll all be over fast!
Finne: (( our docs are a skeleton and a troll ))
Finne: (( we're dicked aren't we ))
	Ordus: 	We're in this together! Now, just stay silent! You'll all be perfectly fine!
tirkaroKujo: 	For 1 straight hour, the two use the best medical knowledge to their abilites to heal and patch up every Monster left resting in the room. They didn't stop to take a break for one second.
	Ci: 	Maybe they knew this would happen...maybe this was why they didn't want us here...? They were afraid their master would leave them...?
	Finne: 	I...don't know, honestly. I'm just gonna watch...maybe I'll learn somethin...
	Sen: 	.....y-yes...*sniff*
	Ci: 	...Maybe I can die happy too....
	Ci: 	*gets up and follows Sen*
	Finne: 	Hey, wait what?!
tirkaroKujo: 	As the newly crowned medics masterfully twirl thier healing tools around, all of the monsters are now left looking in the best shape of thier lives.
	Sen: 	D-don't say that Ci!
	Finne: 	Don't be talking about dying right now, chick...not the time for that...
	Sen: 	Well...maybe in 100 years or so.....
	Sen: 	But a 100 years...is 100 years!
	Ci: 	*tilts head* I'm a goddess remember? Totally immortal, hehe..(Didn't realize I said that outloud....)
	Sen: 	Y-you sure are!
	Blackrane: 	Phew. Alright, that should do it!
	Finne: 	A goddess? I hope you're being sarcastic...otherwise I'm in deeper shit here than I would like...
	Scarlet Taurus: 	Oooh man, now I perfectly fine.
	Blackrane: 	You should rest for a short while though.
	Ordus: 	Hmm, we sure got that done quick.
	Blackrane: 	Quite. It seems just one of us is a medical force to be reckoned with.
	Ci: 	That was great work boys, you should be proud of yourselves!
	Ci: 	...again, not sarcasm.
	Ordus: 	Phew, thanks! And uh....sorry for back there, okay?
	Keemera: 	Thankyah doctahs. And thank ya Mr. Doctah in the sky. And thank yah you three Caballeros.
	Keemera: 	I can't thankyahawl enough.
	Blackrane: 	Yeah, yeah....
	Ci: 	I should be apologizing too...sometimes I run my mouth too much heh...
	Ordus: 	So, what should we do now, eh?
	Blackrane: 	Seems like a bit of a waste to keep our medical talents confined to one space. Maybe we should spread out a bit.
	Ci: 	Well...we DID come here for the best doctors around if you'll recall...and we still need said doctors...
	Ordus: 	Surely! ...wait. so one of us is going?
	Ci: 	Why only one? You guys are quite the team *nod*
	Blackrane: 	Yeah. it seems you have everything under control here. Fact, I think I actually got in your way at times.
	Ordus: 	Naw man, girl's right. We should totally keep tag-teaming this.
	Blackrane: 	Hmm? But what about the monsters over here?
	Keemera: 	Nooo, no, you can go. I don't be mindin'
	Keemera: 	Aftah all, if I wanted you again, could always just confront like....uh, where you going again?
	Blackrane: 	.....where ARE we going anyway?
	Ordus: 	Uuuuh, right. So where are you guys from again?
	Finne: 	That, uh, metal town.
	Finne: 	I dunno what the hell it's called.
	Ci: 	Speakin of teams...*hugs Sen* We make a pretty awesome one Sen! That's what? Two missions now we've totally rocked? We'll be bossin Red around before he knows it!
	Finne: 	(Shit I don't even know how I speak this language)
	Sen: 	*Blushes hardcore* Y-yeah! W-w-ww-we totally are!
	Finne: 	(I'm like, goddamned Arabian or something)
	Finne: 	What the hell is goin on over there?
	Ordus: 	So...metal city...
	Ci: 	The city's called kilad, it's not too far from here.
	Blackrane: 	Think the guy means Kil- yes.
	Blackrane: 	Hmm. I once lived in Kilad.
	Blackrane: 	Of course, back then, it was just a simply little trading village filled with Green.
	Finne: 	That's what that place is called?
	Ci: 	Basically we kicked out the bad guys there and Red took over as the leader of a new group. We're looking to get rid of the other bad guys and finally bring peace back there!
	Ordus: 	Sounds kinda confusing, but it's a deal!
	Blackrane: 	So uh...what are you gonna do if you need us now?
	Keemera: 	Oooh! Kilad! Dass easy!
	Keemera: 	I hear nice Dwarfs now have connection to Kilad. Or something. Dwarfs had good doctah too, but they farther away, and was currently busy wiff someone when I went. If she still busy, Kilad is also a good walk away. Plus, da leader dere is so handsome~. Totally worf it.
	Blackrane: 	Ooor, you could just send one of your bird friends or something to notify us, and we'll be here. Don't sweat it too hard.
	Keemera: 	Oooh...dat works too.....
Finne: (( which leader is she talkign about? I assume Jubei since she doesnt know Hendrix was the leader hippo ))
	Ci: 	Did she just say Red's handsome? *puzzled look*...
tirkaroKujo: 	She knows Hendrix is the leader
tirkaroKujo: 	Because I assume connections with Dwarf Village
	Ci: 	(Odd taste in men....) *scratches back of head*
Finne: (( ah ))
	Sen: 	*Shrugs*
	Finne: 	I still wanna know who the fuck Red is.
	Ci: 	Geeky Red.
	Finne: 	Shit I still don't even know you guys' names...
	Finne: 	Wait, this the same guy who torched the whole place...
	Finne: 	?
	Finne: 	That's right, right?
	Ci: 	Easier to say than Hendrix. Plus it's more fun cuz it bugs him..
	Ci: 	And yeah, he's a major flake sometimes so he probably did do it on accident...he's a good guy mostly but he doesn't really think stuff through. And that's saying something coming from me.
	Ordus: 	Well, we should get going to see this "Red" guy...
	Finne: 	Burnin a whole forest down on accident....well...certainly some leader...
	Blackrane: 	Nah. First let's just leave the Doctor to rest. Next to his wife. He'd like that.
	Ordus: 	Oh yes! Let's get that done first! Guy seemed to have went with a smile too...
	Ci: 	*shrugs* I didn't vote for him. He just kinda said "I'm gonna be leader now guys, kay?" *mimics Hendrix's voice and makes a derpy face*
	Finne: 	Well...gotta give him props for that working, I guess...
	Finne: 	Wish it were so easy for me.
	Ci: 	I'm not the type to lead. Which is sorta funny I s'pose since I'm not a fan of following either...eh, nobody else wanted to be leader at any rate...or at least they figured he'd sic the hyenas on 'em...
	Sen: 	Well....he's a good person at least. That should be good enough for all of us.
	Blackrane: 	Alright. We're done here.
	Ci: 	But yer pretty much spot on about the geeky part; never heard anyone that interested in numbers before...
	Finne: 	Eh, I'm with it. I ain't the type to lead anyhow, been following people all I like. Keeps the blame off me.
	Finne: 	all my life* derp
	Finne: 	Anyways...I agree with Skull there.
	Finne: 	Thing it's about time to go.
	Finne: 	think*
	Ordus: 	Yep, got the supplies packed in.
	Ci: 	RIght. Mission complete! Let's move out.
	Keemera: 	Don't worry. I shall lead da friends back aftah a good nite of sleep.
	Sen: 	Alright! Let's..GO!
tirkaroKujo: 	AND WITH THAT, YALL NIGGAS WALK ALL DA WAY TO THE SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATIO- I MEAN, AXIS BOLD
	Finne: 	Why go back? This place is basically yours.
	Finne: 	Mean, it's safer here, right? You could just stay.
	Keemera: 	Hmm. maybeh. This is a ratha cozy place to stay now dat I think of it.
	Scarlet Taurus: 	Yeah, sure beats piles of leaves any day
	Shiver Gaze: 	Heck, I think we can install a theatre system in this place!
	Scarlet Taurus: 	Urrr....right...whatever that is.
	Keemera: 	Diss our new home now, in memory of dah doctah! Maybe I become good doctah like him one day!
	Blackrane: 	Eeeeh, keep workin' on it, that's my only advice.
	Keemera: 	Danks! I'll take it to hart!
	Finne: 	Well, alright then. NOW we can go.
	Finne: 	*goes*
	Finne: 	Seeya.
	Ci: 	Returning to base! *beams up*
tirkaroKujo: 	AND NOW BLAH BLAH SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION
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tirkaroKujo: 	LOLNOPE PC
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tirkaroKujo: 	YOU BET YOUR DICKS WE ARE ENDING THIS SESSION HERE
tirkaroKujo: 	BECAUSE I HAVE SHIT TO DO TOMMORROW
tirkaroKujo: 	Unless there is something incredibly important you have to get off your chest
Phatthrice: 	No not really
tirkaroKujo: 	k then
tirkaroKujo: 	realfolkblues.avi
Ci: 	Since when were there ten A-children?
tirkaroKujo: 	Since..all the time?
Phatthrice: 	11*
Phatthrice: 	Green Comet too
Phatthrice: 	Nallie's not one
Phatthrice: 	BTW
Phatthrice: 	Againm the worst one is that fuckign bonemouth abomination
Phatthrice: 	Also I assume you both hate Finne (CHEW)
Ci: 	Which?
Phatthrice: 	The red one
Phatthrice: 	That is inexplicably wearing a schoolgirl outfit
Ci: 	The one there twice?
tirkaroKujo: 	All the more reason to get him gooshed eventually
tirkaroKujo: 	...why the fuck was she there twice
tirkaroKujo: 	NEVER HAPPENED
Ci: 	(WARY)
Phatthrice: 	hippo
Phatthrice: 	Good luck gooshing Finne (D)
Phatthrice: 	As I will be saving those spells for when I actually need them (D)
Ci: 	He's even more broken than Hendrix (CHEW)
Phatthrice: 	Well
Phatthrice: 	Actually any sorcerer/Wizard of his level could do that
Phatthrice: 	And much much more
Phatthrice: 	(HIPPO)
Phatthrice: 	It's just we have not had any sort of chance ever
Phatthrice: 	To buy magical weapons
Phatthrice: 	Or itemsi n general
Ci: 	Now that I know everyone has MGS memory and vision I can actually use sneak attack.
Ci: 	And not be 100% useless
tirkaroKujo: 	indeed
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes
Ci: 	Also
tirkaroKujo: 	Hopefully the next mega-arc will prove a bit better than this
Ci: 	Maptools was just being a royal douche today.
Ci: 	The next arc :O
Phatthrice: 	Next Arc IIIIIS
Phatthrice: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSXciBh8KoY&feature=player_embedded#!
Ci: 	Also, creepy chimera wants to bone you now
tirkaroKujo: 	SHIVER MY TIMBERS
tirkaroKujo: 	SHIVER MY SOUL
Ci: 	which is funny because she's a full token size bigger.
tirkaroKujo: 	YOO HOODEE HO
Phatthrice: 	It's...
Phatthrice: 	Heave ho
Phatthrice: 	(WARY)
Ci: 	And an animal.
Ci: 	On four legs.
Phatthrice: 	Indeed.
Phatthrice: 	Dat 18 Chr is a curse.
tirkaroKujo: 	Dammit why did I just hear that now
Ci: 	I'd pick Bara over that if I were you.
Phatthrice: 	Though apparently it does not work on Ci
tirkaroKujo: 	Can't be worse than Haze
Ci: 	Srsly
Ci: 	>mfw you still reject Bara after seeing the full image.\
Phatthrice: 	Haze is just an asshole, at least she's not a chimera (HIPPO)
Phatthrice: 	Finne might not (HMM)
Phatthrice: 	Then again she IS crazy
Phatthrice: 	And Finne now believes every woman in this world is a crazy bitch
Phatthrice: 	Who shoots you out of the blue
Phatthrice: 	And those scars do not help her case
Ci: 	Bara: Ooh how you pain me so Hendrix. Yet it hurts so good. Back to work for the old hag now.
tirkaroKujo: 	I would imagine Bara is somewhat sexually frustrated
tirkaroKujo: 	Due to spending a good deal of her life pumping out children, but never having them herself
Phatthrice: 	Indeed, just like Ci
Phatthrice: 	Except for the children part (WARY)
Phatthrice: 	Ci spends all her time MURDERING children.
Ci: 	Ci's sexually furious.
Ci: 	Plus she did totally see Banpai's wang hanging out.
Phatthrice: 	hippo
Phatthrice: 	Then again
Phatthrice: 	Finne is even worse off than Hendrix
Phatthrice: 	As he has to travel with two lesbians
Phatthrice: 	And has no Chr anyhow
Phatthrice: 	Well he has 10 I guess but that's no 18
Ci: 	Ci's pissed at Hendrix for making her travel with Finne the Human instead of Banpai.
Phatthrice: 	Banpai's gay.
Phatthrice: 	And also, he clearly doesn't want to do anything
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	Finne: 	*is indeed a human*
	Finne: 	clearly I should have come up with some Arabian-world specific race
Ci: 	Banpai seemed somewhat interested in Ci :(
	Jake: 	*is a dog*
	Finne: 	(D)
	Finne: 	Man there's an e at the end of my name (D)
Ci: 	We'll just call you Finny then.
	Finne: 	Never
	Jake: 	Tom of Finneland
	Finne: 	also
	Finne: 	>mfw Arabian Nights is going to be a PIRATE somehow
	Jake: 	>Implying there weren't pirates in 1001 Nights
	Finne: 	hippo
Ci: 	ALF-LAYLA-WA-LAYLA
	Jake: 	EVERY SINGLE DROP OF ALL YOU GOT
	Jake: 	EVERY SINGLE BIT OF ALL YOU HAVE
	Jake: 	EVERY SINGLE BIT OF ALL YOU HAVE
	Finne: 	Never.
	Finne: 	But yes
	Finne: 	I like playing Finne more than Hendrix
	Finne: 	As Finne is not oddly socially awkward
	Jake: 	>PC Enjoys playing a PC character
	Jake: 	Whoda guessed
Ci: 	Welp, Hendrix is gonna get killed off immediately.
	Finne: 	Which Hendrix really should not have been with his 18 Chr and ability to influence anyone
	Finne: 	I'm just ditching him (WARY)
	Finne: 	I'll let Tirk play him if he wants
	Jake: 	I will probably have to
Finne: (( Or he can just tell me whatever we're supposed to do hippo ))
	Finne: 	And finne isn't TOO much of a PC character (D)
	Jake: 	Nigga no
	Finne: 	He's rude like Julian I guess, but Julian was a right asshole
	Jake: 	Finne is more PC than PC himself
	Jake: 	Finne is so PC, he makes Jack look like a Mac
	Finne: 	Is this...a bad thing? (WARY)
	Finne: 	Like game-endingly bad? (WARY)
	Jake: 	IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NIGGA
	Jake: 	Actually, believe it or not
	Jake: 	I really, really couldn't care less -how- you play your characters
	Finne: 	MT: I REALLY HATE FINNE (D)
	Jake: 	It gives me more elements to adapt and provide situations for them to bounce off of
	Finne: 	MT: I FELL ASLEEP AT MY DESK
Ci: 	Still awake.
Ci: 	(Chew)
	Finne: 	So you do hate him (SAD)
	Finne: 	Well whatever get used to him (D)
	Finne: 	At least he's not as assholish as Haze
	Jake: 	He is already on my shit list due to Advanced Magic Niggertry
	Jake: 	*Ultimate Magic
	Finne: 	Eh, again, he becomes a mundane char the instant he runs out of AP
	Finne: 	IE
	Jake: 	Meaning I have to look something on the wiki every time he moves 1 space
	Finne: 	You're just going to have us get 7 hours of sleep every night
	Finne: 	Instead of 8
	Finne: 	Wait what
	Finne: 	Those spells are mostly Core/Advanced
	Finne: 	(WARY)
	Finne: 	I've only got like one from AM
	Finne: 	UM*
	Jake: 	Nigga good to know
	Finne: 	And the rest of my shit
	Finne: 	Is all on his token
	Finne: 	(WARY)
	Finne: 	I took spells off because they took up a ton of room hippo
	Jake: 	So yes
	Jake: 	This session was terrible in terms of Battles
	Jake: 	I swear I have better ones cooked up next arc
Ci: 	All missing all day erryday.
	Finne: 	...waaaiiit a second
	Finne: 	Goddammit
Ci: 	Also, more things need to have Swallow Whole (CRS)
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	Finne: 	I di not save this token
	Finne: 	After I added all that gear
	Finne: 	(CRS)
	Finne: 	well
	Finne: 	After I added it to his inventory
	Finne: 	But before I actually put the weight/cost on there
	Finne: 	I must have saved that one
	Finne: 	As vFinne
	Finne: 	(HIPPO)
	Finne: 	there
	Jake: 	Jawsus
	Finne: 	?
	Jake: 	We have almost been playing 2 and a half weeks straigth
	Jake: 	feels like so much longer
	Finne: 	hips
	Finne: 	Also yes, MT does hate Finne (SAD)
	Finne: 	As his tactic for when he hates shit, as seen whenever PTA discussion comes up, is to AFK ala Warlrod
	Finne: 	That, or he's fapping
	Jake: 	Fapping whilst napping, secret ninja art
	Finne: 	Ci can just grow a dick and fap
	Finne: 	Sen will love this
	Finne: 	As will Banpai
	Wrabbit: 	NIGGA HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE VISIBLE BREASTS
	Finne: 	I guess I kinda can now
	Finne: 	But they're square
	Finne: 	hippo
	Finne: 	Also I am glad I was not Hendrix at the time
	Finne: 	Or that hting too would be trying to bone him
	Wrabbit: 	maybe
	Jake: 	This is tirk pta, where everything wants to bone you
	Finne: 	indeed
	Jake: 	>pta
	Finne: 	Unless you're Finne
	Jake: 	sure why not
	Finne: 	Who only have 10 Chr
	Finne: 	Has*
	Jake: 	He'll find some way
	Finne: 	I still don't see how Finne is all THAT PCian (D)
	Finne: 	None of my characters have ever demanded money for a job (SAD)
	Finne: 	Well I guess there was Chris, but he just stole everything anyways
	Ferdinand : 	I WILL NOT BE AN ANNOYING REOCCURING GAG WHATSOEVER NOPE NOT AT ALL
	Finne: 	Weston 3.0 indeed
	President Wallord: 	I AM COMING TO RAPE YOU ALL
	Finne: 	You don't even KNOW me
	Finne: 	Then again
	Finne: 	I'm a foreigner
	Finne: 	So I'm fucked
	President Wallord: 	ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE WITH THAT DAMN NINJA GIRL AND MS. CHING CHONG CHO
	President Wallord: 	NOW GET IN THE TRUNK MR. MOHAMMED MCTERROIST
	Finne: 	Wallord: AND YOU'RE A DAMN TERRORIST (D)
	Finne: 	...
	Finne: 	Now that Hendrix is gone
	Finne: 	We all are different foreigners
	Finne: 	Ci's fapanese, Sen is chinese, and I'm desertese
	Finne: 	We're just Team Ethnic
	Finne: 	>mfw tirk and MT see each other typing
	Jake: 	Now you just need to find some way to summon Captain Planet
	Finne: 	>both immediately cease typing
	Finne: 	That or MT is just sleeptaking
	Finne: 	Typing*
Ci: 	nssssssssssssssssh\\\
	Finne: 	SLEEPTAKING
Ci: 	naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
	Finne: 	YES
Ci: 	Sleeptoking
	Finne: 	Pretty much
	Lucky: 	G AS FUCK
	Finne: 	Clearly Tirk
	Finne: 	Finne is not a PC character
	Finne: 	Finne is a Warlord character
	Finne: 	As he is from Orre
	Lucky: 	EVERY SINGLE DAY STRESS COMES IN EVERY WAY, I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR NOBODY, MY STYLE IS RICH, DOPE PHAT IN WHICH, WE'LL MAKE A CAKE TODAY THAT LOOKS RICH.
	Finne: 	I assume the main reason MT hates Finne is dat damage potential
	Lucky: 	BAKING A CAKE YES MEANS YOU GOTTA TRY I'M DOIN THIS FOR YEARS BUT DON'T ASK ME WHY
	Finne: 	Never (D)
	Lucky: 	I am shocked and appalled you didn't try and take the Bike
	Lucky: 	I mean, it's a fucking Bike
	Lucky: 	Maybe that's just my nigger DNA speaking
	Finne: 	I'm at 100/86 pounds already
	Finne: 	I'm good (HIPPO)
	Keemera: 	THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IF YOU DON'T BECOME A LESBIAN
	Finne: 	She's at least nicer than half the girls in this campaign.
	Finne: 	She's also the only one without a sobby backstory, or that isn't a bitch
	Keemera: 	Essentially
	Finne: 	Finne also has no sobby backstory
	Keemera: 	However, she still does totally want to rape Hendrix
	Finne: 	True
	Finne: 	But I am not Hendrix anymore
	Sabnak: 	DISAPPOINTING BOSS, OR DISAPPOINTINGEST BOSS?
	Finne: 	I'm 100% convinced that Hippo was much tougher
	Sabnak: 	Sabnak would be stronger
	Finne: 	And we would have died to it if I had not Crit Force Choked it to death
	Sabnak: 	If he could actually fucking land his one attack
	Sabnak: 	Which involved, spoilers for shit that will never happen again
	Sabnak: 	Essentailly a beefed up Dominate Person
	Finne: 	>mfw he just possesses Finne
	Finne: 	>And I immediately have to roll a new character
	Finne: 	Also
	Finne: 	I'm assuming that Wrabbit is indeed just rabbit Haze
	Sabnak: 	Good thing about the next megaarc
	Sabnak: 	is that I'm well enough in a position to completely Oda everything
	Sabnak: 	And bring back a bunch of random-ass characters
	Finne: 	Doctor Bannana just shows up again
	Finne: 	no wait
	Finne: 	That one dude...
	Finne: 	The pig snouffer...
	Finne: 	Snousser, whatever, I do not rmeember
	Finne: 	I am assuming he will show up
	Rulke: 	Sup
	Finne: 	Right
	Finne: 	Is that a FF character
	Finne: 	Or what?
	Rulke: 	Castlevania
	Rulke: 	(D)
	Finne: 	Ah (D)
	Finne: 	Well they both use that kinda weird artstyle
	Finne: 	Or at least FF used to
	Rulke: 	You mean Watercolors
	Finne: 	Well yes (CRS)
	Finne: 	But a specific kind of style
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	Finne: 	I like how the most out there hair color I've ever used
	Finne: 	Is just red
	Finne: 	As this guy is dirty blonde, not white-haired (CRS)
	Finne: 	MT THOUGH (D)
	Finne: 	MT has had blue hair 8 times now
	Finne: 	Somehow
	Jackie G.: 	*Steals your bike*
	Finne: 	You can't steal a bike from a black guy
	Finne: 	Even if you are a black guy (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, all the black people in this game so far either work for the Fallen Skulls or are Cats
tirkaroKujo: 	I guess Haze is kinda black
	Finne: 	>mfw I just noticed 4chan has a KS Shizune banner
	Finne: 	well that's odd
	Finne: 	Haze isn't really black, she's just a bitch
tirkaroKujo: 	>implying theres a difference
	Finne: 	Mayhaps
	Finne: 	...
	Finne: 	>MFW all these cahracters except Lionel have huge-ass collars
	Finne: 	The hell is it with me an collars (HMM)
tirkaroKujo: 	>Mfw I kinda-sorta got the idea for today's session's story from a movie who's name I could not possibly remember for the life of me.
tirkaroKujo: 	>mfw I now just figure out it's name after the session is done
	Finne: 	What
tirkaroKujo: 	Fuck me life
	Finne: 	Is the name of it just Keemera
tirkaroKujo: 	nope, this
tirkaroKujo: 	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_with_Guns
tirkaroKujo: 	Though there' s nothing really in common besides the fact that there's a doctor that dies at the end.
tirkaroKujo: 	Which in turn was because this session was sort of a carry-over from Tirk PTA
	Finne: 	I wonder what will happen when Ci eventually gets fucked sideways by a pirate captain
tirkaroKujo: 	Hence why it made more sense, given the Mexican connection
	Finne: 	Or something of that sort
tirkaroKujo: 	Though I'd say it worked out well
tirkaroKujo: 	YARR HARR FIDDLE TEEHEE
	Finne: 	Basically
	Arte: 	I would have played this dude if I had actually had his token statted to level 7
	Arte: 	But you people probably would have hated him anyhow, as he was far more money-grubbing than Finne
tirkaroKujo: 	At least he's not a sand-nigger
	Arte: 	sad
	Lionel: 	And this nigger was just violent
	Lionel: 	But really carefree and happy.
tirkaroKujo: 	Also yes
tirkaroKujo: 	I am now just completely forced
tirkaroKujo: 	To DMPC Sen throughout the rest of the campaign
	Finne: 	Whereas Finne is sort of a mix betweeen them all
	Finne: 	Unless Sen gets murdered (TIPSY)
tirkaroKujo: 	mayhapsbe
tirkaroKujo: 	THIS ALL WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU ALL JUST WENT SOUTH
	Finne: 	hippo
	Finne: 	Hey I like playing Finne (D)
	Finne: 	At least he doesn't have a bitchy tagalong
	Finne: 	Though
	Finne: 	That bitchy tagalong is now my boss
	Finne: 	Shit
	Finne: 	I assume you were about to say that Finne IS the bitchy tagalong (D)
	Finne: 	Which I suppose he is since Ci and Sen are indeed in a relationship
tirkaroKujo: 	I'd say the whole Kilad city megarc went far better than I planned it. (Read: Hastily cobbled together)
	Finne: 	I had to sacrifice a character to end it (D)
	Finne: 	Though honestly Hendrix isn't really my style anyhow
	Finne: 	Haze sort of is but she's even more of a giant dillhole than my other characters
	Finne: 	I did like the arc though, I was just being sarcastic there (WARY)
tirkaroKujo: 	Gotta admit, I'll kinda miss Haze
	Finne: 	Hippo
	Finne: 	well
	Finne: 	I could still play Haze whenever she appears (HIPPO)
	Finne: 	As I don't really need to know anything to be an asshat