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- Say hello to idiosa dartellum
- 7, or the ID-7 virus.
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- Nasty-looking
- little fucker?
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- 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:18,277
- For the uninitiated, the ID-7 strain
- makes stress hormone levels rise,
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- 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:21,080
- blocks neural paths,
- essentially attacking our ID
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- 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,148
- and throwing off
- a very important balance
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- 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,784
- in our brains...
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- 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,420
- The balance between
- emotions and reason
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- 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,689
- that keep us
- from doing stupid shit,
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- thinks like punching
- your boss in the face when angry
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- 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:36,228
- or fucking your date
- in public when horny.
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- 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,230
- That balance
- is temporarily severed,
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- causing inhibitions to drop
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- 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,101
- and basic instincts
- to rise to the surface
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- as the infected fall victim
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- 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,672
- to what experts call
- emotional hijacking.
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- 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,508
- Social media has tagged it
- the red-eye virus
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- 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,543
- for obvious reasons.
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- 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,520
- So in a nutshell,
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- 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,556
- basic human dignity
- takes a sick leave.
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- 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,558
- The first reported case
- of the red-eye virus
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- 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,161
- occurred 18 months ago
- in des moines, Iowa,
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- 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,829
- and quickly spread
- around the world.
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- 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,665
- Since then, there have been
- over 1,000 confirmed outbreaks
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- 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,534
- reported globally,
- over half of which
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- 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,402
- are in the United States alone.
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- 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:20,239
- The CDC is optimistic they can
- contain the virus immediately
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- through mandated quarantines,
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- and the nation
- will be virus-free
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- by the end of the year
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- 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,411
- as antibodies are being
- aggressively tested.
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- 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,413
- They also state the virus
- isn't lethal,
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- 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,549
- which is technically true.
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- 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:35,654
- But while the virus can't kill,
- the infected, or redders, can.
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- Introducing Mr. nevil Reed,
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- the first redder to be
- officially cleared for murder.
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- His legal defense alleged
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- 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,442
- that those infected
- with the ID-7 strain
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- can't control their emotions
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- and therefore are not liable
- for the resulting actions.
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- 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,849
- And thanks to a loophole,
- the case was dismissed.
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- 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:08,187
- So nevil lost his shit, stabbed a co-worker
- repeatedly in the face till dead
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- 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,589
- and walked
- thanks a doctor's note.
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- 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,491
- God bless the justice system.
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- 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,703
- Welcome to the home of
- towers & Smythe consulting,
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- 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,472
- the corporate scumbags hired
- by the bigger corporate scumbags
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- 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,474
- in the landmark nevil Reed case.
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- Tsc is a firm fueled by greed,
- duplicity, and moral decay,
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- 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,250
- a place that ironically screens
- their job applicants
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- for honesty, loyalty,
- and integrity.
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- 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,327
- Qualities I had in spades
- when I was fresh-faced
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- 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,862
- and ready to take on the world
- my first day here.
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- 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,365
- And here's me
- six months later...
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- 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,901
- Late nights,
- no respect, the bad coffee,
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- 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,237
- all the shit that comes
- with paying your dues.
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- 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,005
- But none of it
- could slow me down.
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- 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,808
- I was striving for the success
- my family never had,
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- 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:06,278
- a seat at the big kids' table
- with all the fixings,
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- 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,814
- all while paying back
- those goddamn student loans.
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- 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,020
- But the higher I rose,
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- the more I felt like I was
- losing myself in the process.
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- 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:20,792
- And after discovering that
- loophole that won the Reed case,
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- the requisite promotion
- quickly followed.
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- 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:26,531
- But by then, it didn't matter that
- I thought he was guilty as fuck.
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- 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,567
- I just wanted the corner office.
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- 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,969
- And for my sins,
- they gave me one.
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- What a dick.
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- Towers and Smythe.
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- I mean, how fucking stupid
- can you get?
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- 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,380
- - I'm sorry. I...
- - You're sorry?
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- I don't fucking pay you
- to be fucking sorry, Jenny.
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- 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,750
- - Morning, hey. Morning, hey.
- - Not now, Derek.
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- Dude, you got to see this.
- You got to see this.
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- 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:21,453
- - Come over here.
- - What's up?
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- I just got this today.
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- 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:27,326
- Man, last year's
- Christmas party.
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- That looks like you.
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- 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:34,066
- Yeah. That's you.
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- 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,767
- Where'd you get that?
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- I googled
- "a small-dick douche
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- makes assistant work hard
- for fake promise of a raise,"
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- 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:43,775
- and it was just, like, top
- search result, like, number one.
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- Listen, leave her alone
- or I'll sell this to your wife
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- for half of the half she'll get
- from your divorce.
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- It's a good talk, bro.
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- Thank you.
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- May not be much...
- Morning, miles.
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- But I'll take whatever goodwill I can
- pillage to sleep better at night.
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- 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:08,600
- Thank god for coffee, right?
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- Your 9:00 A.M. is
- in meeting room three.
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- 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,871
- - Where is my coffee cup?
- - Don't know. Also, I...
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- Do you know who took it?
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- 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,675
- No.
- But I can get you another one.
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- 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,711
- I don't want another mug.
- I want my mug.
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- 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,681
- Yep, David from vanda corp.
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- Derek. Derek.
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- - What?
- - David, line one.
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- 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,588
- Okay. Put him on.
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- 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,058
- David, I was just
- about to call you.
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- David?
- Who the hell's David?
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- It's Lucy.
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- Miles, this is my sister.
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- I'm sorry.
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- 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,800
- It is so hard
- to get you on the phone.
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- I just wanted to see if you were
- coming up for my birthday next month.
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- Yeah.
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- 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:48,507
- No, actually.
- I'm so sorry.
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- 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,175
- I will not be able
- to make it to your birthday.
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- But I will totally
- make it up to you.
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- 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:56,148
- Well, if you're not gonna show up,
- at least paint me something cool.
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- How do you know
- i started painting?
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- 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,050
- Miles said you're pretty good.
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- - Did he?
- - Yeah.
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- You should sign up
- for art classes or something.
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- 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,891
- I don't have time
- for art classes.
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- 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,427
- Yeah. You don't have
- time for anything.
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- Yes. You are correct.
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- 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,666
- I do not have time for anything.
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- I don't have time
- for this conversation.
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- - But I love you very much.
- - Wait, Derek. I just...
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- - I wanted to talk to you more.
- - Thank you so much for calling.
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- 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,006
- I got to go.
- I love you. Bye.
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- What's my 9:00?
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- 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,588
- Good morning.
- Pat Sorenson's office.
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- - Right this way, sir.
- - Great. Thanks.
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- 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,864
- How can I help you?
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- 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,732
- My client wants to pay
- this overdue debt
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- 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,200
- to reverse the foreclosure.
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- 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,003
- We just need tsc to tell
- the bank to allow more time.
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- 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:28,974
- I'm sorry to inform you, but our client
- has a strong no-refinance policy.
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- 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,909
- Then what do I tell mine?
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- Would you be open to discussing the
- possibility of a deed in lieu?
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- 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:40,952
- You don't know what
- I'm talking about, do you?
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- - You should see a lawyer.
- - I am a lawyer.
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- If you were a lawyer, you would
- know what a deed in lieu is.
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- You're one of the borrowers,
- aren't you?
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- 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,662
- So what's a deed in lieu?
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- It doesn't matter.
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- 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,231
- Bank wouldn't agree
- to it anyway.
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- 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,170
- Look, you're not
- the first borrower
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- 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:02,073
- to try to pull
- this kind of scam.
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- 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:05,877
- Miss, this is
- a non-smoking room.
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- 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,746
- So come stop me, suit.
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- 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,321
- Wait.
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- 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,326
- We just need two more months.
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- 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,828
- Families are involved here,
- but nobody listens,
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- 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:27,098
- not the banks, not the lawyers.
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- 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,734
- I can't get past
- their damn secretaries.
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- 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,704
- Look, I am very sorry
- this is happening to you.
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- 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,873
- - Then don't kick me out.
- - The bank is kicking you out.
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- 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,576
- - The bank is your client.
- - It's the firm's client.
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- 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,277
- The firm's partners
- call the shots.
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- No one raindrop thinks
- it caused the flood.
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- 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,787
- My mother used to say that.
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- Now I understand what it means.
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- 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,894
- Is there anything else
- i can do to help?
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- 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,262
- You can start by telling me
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- 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,297
- the partner calling
- the shots on the case.
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- 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:02,000
- Sure. That would be...
- 159
- 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,942
- Shit.
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- 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,344
- Irene Smythe.
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- 00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:16,081
- Well, I want a word with this Irene
- Smythe or whoever right now.
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- 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:19,217
- Sure. Let me get her
- on the phone.
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- 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,358
- - This way, ma'am.
- - Get off me!
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- 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,661
- We're not done here!
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- 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,230
- I'm gonna sue you!
- I'm gonna sue all of you!
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- 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,766
- Fuckers!
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- 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:42,741
- You're in deep shit, too!
- 168
- 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:46,177
- You're in deep shit.
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- 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,379
- Brenda wasn't feeling well,
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- 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,347
- so I had to go out
- to the penthouse
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- 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,949
- to cover for her for a bit.
- 172
- 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,220
- Turns out the boss
- is meeting with Kara,
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- 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,789
- and I'm pretty sure
- they were talking about
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- 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,659
- you fucking up a vanda corp case
- or something.
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- 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,428
- Wait, what?
- Are you...
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- 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:06,698
- I don't work vanda corp.
- That's Kara's client.
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- 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,766
- I know, right?
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- 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,702
- No.
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- 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,325
- How can I help you?
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- 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,428
- Derek Cho. Need an access code
- to the eighth floor.
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- 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,329
- To see whom?
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- 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:43,134
- Kara Powell, director of operations,
- not effective for client matters,
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- 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,705
- but with all things related to
- navigating internal company politics,
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- 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,973
- she's fuckin' Mussolini.
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- 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,242
- We call her the siren.
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- 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,978
- She's got the boss's ear.
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- 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,281
- And her songs are sweet poison.
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- 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:02,120
- Mr. Cho.
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- 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,254
- Mr. Cho.
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- 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,828
- To see... Kara Powell.
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- 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:13,398
- One moment, please.
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- 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,770
- Your pass code
- is 7-8-5-star-9-5.
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- 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,113
- You expected me to create
- a dedicated office mobile app
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- 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,280
- with servers that run
- on hamster wheels.
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- 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,416
- Ray, stop talking.
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- 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,185
- If I hear another
- whining excuse from you,
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- 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,422
- I'll make sure you're back to building
- porn-site banner ads by lunch.
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- 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,157
- Do you understand me?
- 199
- 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,959
- Yes, fine.
- 200
- 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,194
- So stop playing
- video games in your troll cave
- 201
- 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,965
- and get the interoffice apps
- updated asap, okay, sweetie?
- 202
- 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,900
- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Bye-bye.
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- 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,069
- Asshole.
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- 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,438
- - What I can do for you?
- - That's a nice mug.
- 205
- 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,906
- Where'd you get it?
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- 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,142
- I told my assistant
- to get me one.
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- 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,376
- And where did she get it?
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- 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,145
- Meg!
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- 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,815
- Derek here wants to know
- where you got the mug.
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- 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,817
- From a kitchen downstairs.
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- 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,787
- Okay. And why did you
- choose that one?
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- 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,255
- Because the other ones
- were filthy.
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- 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,956
- And why do you think
- this one wasn't?
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- 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,825
- Because the maid cleaned it.
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- 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,462
- Incorrect. I cleaned this
- mug because this mug is mine.
- 216
- 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,230
- And what's mine is mine.
- 217
- 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,232
- And what's yours is yours.
- 218
- 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,867
- You're getting to a point.
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- 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,469
- Vanda corp is your client.
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- 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,371
- That blood's on your hands.
- 221
- 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,506
- So now
- you want to share.
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- 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,109
- I can't share what isn't mine.
- 223
- 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,511
- Vanda corp has filed
- more than 100 account cases
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- 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,180
- through us
- in the last two years.
- 225
- 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,115
- Well, then I hope they have
- a good case manager.
- 226
- 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,150
- You mean<i> managers.</i>
- 227
- 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,120
- No one can work a client
- that big without delegating.
- 228
- 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,556
- And according to the annual
- work distribution sheet...
- 229
- 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,192
- That hasn't been
- updated in years.
- 230
- 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:51,095
- One of vanda corp's complaint
- cases was assigned...
- 231
- 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,200
- to you.
- 232
- 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,035
- File 45a.
- 233
- 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,840
- I'm being set up.
- 234
- 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,514
- Heads will roll.
- 235
- 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,449
- This will cost vanda...
- 236
- 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,984
- Give me this.
- 237
- 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,523
- - This was planted.
- - I'll cut you a deal.
- 238
- 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,425
- - Plead guilty.
- - Not guilty.
- 239
- 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,493
- The corpse was found
- inside your office.
- 240
- 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,996
- You knew exactly
- where to find it.
- 241
- 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,431
- Do you want to
- take this upstairs?
- 242
- 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,500
- Great idea.
- Take your file.
- 243
- 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:35,273
- Want to swipe<i> your</i> key card,
- or should I swipe mine?
- 244
- 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,543
- I'm sorry.
- I forgot.
- 245
- 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,378
- You don't have clearance.
- 246
- 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,117
- My bad.
- 247
- 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,119
- Don't you worry, little one.
- 248
- 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:52,957
- Daddy will pay for abandoning you and leaving
- you to die in that cold, dirty dumpster.
- 249
- 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,461
- No, no. You died when you drowned
- because mommy left you in the bathtub
- 250
- 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,463
- while she went shopping
- for shoes.
- 251
- 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,466
- But don't worry.
- Daddy will make her pay.
- 252
- 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,668
- Too bad mommy outranks daddy.
- 253
- 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,403
- Mommy's a backstabbing bitch.
- 254
- 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,372
- That's why mommy outranks daddy.
- 255
- 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,076
- - Brenda, what's his mood?
- - He's drawing.
- 256
- 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,379
- Shit.
- 257
- 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:18,583
- John towers, capital "t" in tsc,
- king of the castle,
- 258
- 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,653
- top of the food chain,
- and total fucking maniac...
- 259
- 00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:25,023
- You know, your typical
- American success story.
- 260
- 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,692
- Did I mention that he also
- dabbles in the fine arts?
- 261
- 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,198
- Tell me what you see here.
- 262
- 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,702
- I see that those soldiers'
- lives are in danger, sir.
- 263
- 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,203
- Do you think they'll make it?
- 264
- 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,672
- No, sir.
- The fuse is too short.
- 265
- 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,407
- It's too late to run.
- 266
- 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,208
- And what do you think
- they should be doing instead?
- 267
- 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,443
- May I, sir?
- 268
- 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,423
- So simple and yet so effective.
- 269
- 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,958
- Can you see it, Derek?
- 270
- 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,493
- Can you see the solution
- to our problem here?
- 271
- 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,096
- I think you mean<i> her</i> problem
- because she was the one that...
- 272
- 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,465
- Give me the file.
- 273
- 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,701
- This is our bomb.
- 274
- 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:12,203
- The fuse is already burning.
- 275
- 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,373
- So should we run
- like cowards and die?
- 276
- 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,275
- We are brave, sir.
- 277
- 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,979
- I'm so glad you said that,
- because any second now,
- 278
- 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:26,184
- vanda corp is gonna find out about this
- mess, and I'm gonna need some scalps.
- 279
- 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,253
- So, who dropped the ball?
- 280
- 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,622
- I hate pointing fingers,
- but may I suggest
- 281
- 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,592
- you check the annual
- work distribution sheet?
- 282
- 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:38,262
- Someone cooked
- the fucking worksheet.
- 283
- 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,231
- Sir.
- 284
- 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,433
- Go on.
- 285
- 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,536
- Have you noticed that whenever
- there's a problem like this,
- 286
- 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:50,375
- it's almost always
- the same soldier involved?
- 287
- 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:54,545
- Because down in the trenches,
- we have all noticed.
- 288
- 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,249
- And we wonder if discharging
- this problem soldier
- 289
- 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,019
- might be the solution
- to preventing this kind of mess
- 290
- 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,788
- from ever happening again.
- 291
- 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,423
- And who would that be?
- 292
- 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,591
- May I?
- 293
- 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,711
- Thank you, Derek.
- You can leave.
- 294
- 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,279
- Let's discuss.
- 295
- 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,380
- Yes, sir.
- 296
- 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,115
- - I...
- - Leave.
- 297
- 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,333
- You got a sec?
- 298
- 00:17:54,808 --> 00:18:02,480
- Ummmm.
- 299
- 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,219
- Nothing like a little
- power meditation.
- 300
- 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:12,156
- This one's new.
- Declan's walking already?
- 301
- 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:17,095
- Wobbling, actually, like you
- were last Friday night.
- 302
- 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,496
- Thanks for the ride, by the way.
- 303
- 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,431
- Thanks for puking in my car.
- 304
- 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,433
- That's what friends are for.
- 305
- 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,636
- So debrief me.
- What happened?
- 306
- 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,539
- Just found someone else's shit
- swept under my carpet.
- 307
- 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,408
- What kind of shit?
- 308
- 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,610
- Vanda corp shit.
- 309
- 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,846
- It's a seven-figure mistake.
- I didn't even touch the file.
- 310
- 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,248
- Don't sweat it.
- 311
- 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:41,552
- Those clowns working vanda corp are
- a bunch of a serial screw-ups.
- 312
- 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,122
- Look, I realize you might
- not want to divulge...
- 313
- 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,458
- The siren.
- 314
- 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,729
- All right. Let's take
- a beat to strategize.
- 315
- 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,831
- Since the promotion,
- you could possibly
- 316
- 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,666
- be in charge of a case that big
- 317
- 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,536
- but not big enough
- to be untouchable.
- 318
- 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,539
- That's why she chose you.
- You're the perfect fall guy.
- 319
- 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,510
- So before even taking
- this upstairs...
- 320
- 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:09,647
- You already took this upstairs
- and made a mess of things.
- 321
- 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,817
- Fuck.
- 322
- 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,686
- Say I punch a rhino in the face.
- 323
- 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,623
- Would you call that
- brave or stupid?
- 324
- 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,424
- Brave...
- 325
- 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,460
- And stupid.
- 326
- 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,429
- See how bravery and stupidity
- can overlap?
- 327
- 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,832
- Now that you understand that,
- let me give her a call
- 328
- 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,434
- and see if I can't find a way
- to cut you a deal.
- 329
- 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,336
- She already offered me a deal.
- 330
- 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,274
- I told her to suck it
- and that this is war.
- 331
- 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,542
- War is over, moron.
- 332
- 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,311
- - Come on in, Kara.
- - How so?
- 333
- 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,347
- Natural selection happened.
- Pack your shit.
- 334
- 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,584
- - Boxes are on the second floor.
- - You're fucking kidding me.
- 335
- 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,786
- Derek, calm down.
- 336
- 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,721
- You blew him, didn't you?
- 337
- 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,624
- Like I need to stoop
- to that level.
- 338
- 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:58,863
- Now... Get the fuck
- out of my face.
- 339
- 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,798
- I'm taking this to the nine.
- 340
- 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,402
- Sure.
- Good luck with that.
- 341
- 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,404
- And I want my mug back.
- 342
- 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,809
- The nine, the company's
- board of directors.
- 343
- 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,513
- Good morning, everybody.
- This is the vanda corp file.
- 344
- 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,848
- No one here goes up
- or down without their vote.
- 345
- 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,284
- Rumor has it that they're
- actually cybernetic organisms,
- 346
- 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,620
- but that hasn't been
- officially confirmed yet.
- 347
- 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,355
- Now, there's
- a common misconception
- 348
- 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,557
- about the death gesture
- during gladiatorial combat.
- 349
- 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,492
- The actual phrase
- used in Roman texts
- 350
- 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,628
- doesn't translate
- as thumbs down,
- 351
- 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,230
- but rather thumbs turned.
- 352
- 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,800
- Personally, I think we should hang,
- draw and quarter the little fucker.
- 353
- 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:39,937
- But, you know, that's just me.
- So let's vote.
- 354
- 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,372
- That's because the Victors
- 355
- 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,673
- finished off their opponents
- 356
- 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,508
- with a sword thrust
- across the throat.
- 357
- 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:48,613
- So it's unanimous.
- Call Lester.
- 358
- 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:52,016
- Enter Lester mcgill,
- head of human resources.
- 359
- 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,819
- No, not her.
- That guy.
- 360
- 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,658
- He takes care
- of the firm's layoffs.
- 361
- 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:05,930
- He's as cold as his methods are
- efficient, a perfect fit here.
- 362
- 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:10,868
- Naturally, we call him the
- reaper, and he's the last person
- 363
- 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,404
- you want to see standing
- at your doorway.
- 364
- 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,909
- Mind if I come in... Derek?
- 365
- 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,778
- If I said no?
- 366
- 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,880
- Thank you.
- 367
- 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,955
- D-do you even know
- what happened?
- 368
- 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,690
- I don't care what happened.
- 369
- 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,359
- You must be good friends
- with Kara, then.
- 370
- 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:39,430
- I hope she dies promptly.
- 371
- 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,898
- Glad we're on the same page.
- 372
- 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,869
- The nine listen to you,
- and I have proof that...
- 373
- 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,437
- - Sign here...
- - This was not my mist...
- 374
- 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,805
- and here.
- 375
- 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,441
- What the hell are you doing?
- 376
- 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,376
- My job.
- 377
- 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,045
- So you are on her side.
- 378
- 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:57,748
- I'm on the right side.
- Always am.
- 379
- 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,917
- That's why it's<i> me</i> firing<i> you.</i>
- 380
- 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,853
- Fuck you.
- 381
- 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,058
- Sign these documents
- from upstairs
- 382
- 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,927
- so I can clear accounting
- to transfer your severance pay
- 383
- 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,796
- into your account.
- 384
- 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,770
- Do you know what this is?
- 385
- 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:24,041
- This is a statement saying that I take full
- responsibility over the vanda corp mess.
- 386
- 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,611
- I'll have to file that
- under "n" for "not my problem."
- 387
- 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,814
- I could be disbarred.
- 388
- 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,016
- I could face legal action
- from the client.
- 389
- 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,884
- I'm just the messenger, Derek.
- 390
- 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:37,121
- Yelling at me is like yelling at
- your watch because you're late.
- 391
- 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,090
- Why would I sign this crap?
- 392
- 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,594
- To get rich.
- 393
- 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,836
- Glad to see we're now
- on the same page.
- 394
- 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:58,376
- Glad to see I'm not.
- 395
- 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,544
- You want to do this
- the hard way?
- 396
- 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,447
- I want to do this the<i> right</i> way.
- 397
- 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,850
- I want to speak with him
- and the nine.
- 398
- 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,386
- Executive decisions are
- not subject to appeal.
- 399
- 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:13,524
- This one fucking better be because I'm not
- leaving this building until I plead my case.
- 400
- 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:14,558
- Understood.
- 401
- 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,002
- This building
- is under quarantine.
- 402
- 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,503
- Get back inside.
- 403
- 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:39,944
- What's going on here?
- 404
- 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,479
- You can't tell me...
- 405
- 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,814
- - What the...
- - Hell is going on?
- 406
- 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,049
- One of our pathogen sniffers
- 407
- 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,750
- in the building's
- ventilation system
- 408
- 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:48,886
- picked up traces
- of the ID-7 virus.
- 409
- 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:52,223
- And who authorized you to install
- a sniffer in my building anyway?
- 410
- 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:53,891
- Since the outbreak
- in des moines,
- 411
- 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:57,561
- detection devices are now legally
- required in public places.
- 412
- 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,530
- Des moines. Fuck.
- 413
- 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:02,633
- According to our projections,
- those infected in the building
- 414
- 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:07,204
- will begin to display
- symptoms soon, if not already.
- 415
- 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,740
- Our experts have already
- released a neutralizer
- 416
- 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,509
- into your ventilation system.
- 417
- 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:15,646
- All traces of the virus should be
- eliminated in approximately eight hours.
- 418
- 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,549
- Until then, this building
- is officially under quarantine.
- 419
- 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,784
- So what are we supposed to do
- for the next eight hours?
- 420
- 00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:23,554
- Try to remain calm.
- 421
- 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,656
- So there I was getting
- the shit kicked out of me
- 422
- 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,725
- on the lobby floor
- by this asshole.
- 423
- 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:33,864
- And then... Something... Happened!
- 424
- 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,066
- I don't want to remain calm!
- 425
- 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,601
- I want this fixed.
- 426
- 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,240
- Hey. It's me. It's me.
- 427
- 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,242
- - You all right?
- - I think I just...
- 428
- 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,944
- I think I just punched
- a rhino in the face.
- 429
- 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,712
- - What?
- - He attacked me.
- 430
- 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,948
- And then i-i
- just kicked his ass.
- 431
- 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,750
- Whoo!
- 432
- 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,084
- I'm going to go talk
- to the nine.
- 433
- 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,052
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 434
- 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,687
- Fuck this place!
- 435
- 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,822
- This mess is a blessing
- in disguise, trust me.
- 436
- 00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:00,624
- You don't want
- to end up like me.
- 437
- 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,326
- What are you talking about?
- You have everything figured out!
- 438
- 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:03,961
- No, Derek.
- 439
- 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:06,063
- This... this... this meditation
- and this incense,
- 440
- 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,898
- it's all bullshit.
- 441
- 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,667
- You think I like
- the taste of Kale?
- 442
- 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,570
- Come on!
- I'm fuckin' dead inside.
- 443
- 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:15,339
- But they have me wrong.
- I have to tell them.
- 444
- 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,975
- Do you have any idea
- what they're capable of?
- 445
- 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,010
- Just... just... just hide out
- in your office
- 446
- 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,579
- until the virus subsides,
- 447
- 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:24,048
- then walk out those doors
- and don't look back.
- 448
- 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,717
- Free as a bird.
- 449
- 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:27,985
- All right?
- 450
- 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,219
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 451
- 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,655
- - Okay.
- - Now come on.
- 452
- 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:33,691
- Put some peanut butter
- in your wheatgrass shot.
- 453
- 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:34,959
- What do you say?
- 454
- 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,601
- Motherfucker!
- 455
- 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,036
- Until the quarantine is over,
- we'll need your cooperation
- 456
- 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,272
- to keep the situation
- under control.
- 457
- 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,241
- We know better than anyone else
- that this virus
- 458
- 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:54,345
- turns people into maniacs
- or blathering idiots.
- 459
- 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:56,013
- As you may know,
- 460
- 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,282
- the virus triggers
- a breakdown of moral barriers,
- 461
- 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,784
- unleashing repressed emotions
- in the infected,
- 462
- 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:04,355
- including anger,
- depression, fear, lust.
- 463
- 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:05,923
- Like cocaine?
- 464
- 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:08,225
- An infected individual
- would make a coke addict
- 465
- 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:10,294
- look like a model citizen
- by comparison.
- 466
- 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,663
- But we still feel normal.
- 467
- 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:15,399
- The virus can cause
- drastic mood swings
- 468
- 00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:18,769
- with potentially violent
- and severe consequences.
- 469
- 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,672
- It would be best if stressful
- work-related situations
- 470
- 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:22,906
- were avoided.
- 471
- 00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,108
- Yeah.
- I'm going to come to your house,
- 472
- 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,809
- and I'm going to
- fucking kill you!
- 473
- 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,044
- Bye, mom.
- 474
- 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,146
- Antidepressants, stimulants,
- 475
- 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,383
- even caffeine can accelerate
- the virus's effect.
- 476
- 00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:35,686
- Meg, make more fucking coffee!
- 477
- 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:49,066
- So, what happens
- when 287 employees
- 478
- 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:54,138
- with average billing rates
- of $200 an hour
- 479
- 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:58,275
- stop working for eight hours?
- 480
- 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:02,980
- You don't know?
- 481
- 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:10,354
- I lose half a million dollars!
- 482
- 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:13,757
- Now, crack your whips.
- Everybody goes back to work.
- 483
- 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:17,094
- And if they don't like it,
- they are terminated immediately
- 484
- 00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:18,696
- and no severance packages.
- 485
- 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,164
- Put the fear of me in them.
- 486
- 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,066
- What now?
- 487
- 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:24,368
- Derek Cho wants clearance
- to come up.
- 488
- 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,904
- - What for?
- - He said he reconsidered,
- 489
- 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,973
- but he wants to have a word
- with you and the nine first.
- 490
- 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:37,381
- Your pass code
- is 8-star-1-9-9, fuck-head.
- 491
- 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:46,123
- Fuck you!
- 492
- 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:49,059
- No, no.
- 493
- 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,194
- No, up.
- 494
- 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,129
- Up. Up.
- 495
- 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,498
- Let me the fuck up!
- 496
- 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:06,310
- Colton snyder, aka the bull,
- the boss' unofficial left hook.
- 497
- 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,881
- Nobody knows his exact
- job description.
- 498
- 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:13,183
- But whenever there's a hint
- of something dirty going on...
- 499
- 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,753
- - Take his phone.
- - There he is.
- 500
- 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,332
- Hello, Derek.
- 501
- 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:29,967
- Look, I am so sorry
- 502
- 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,468
- we didn't get a chance
- to meet again.
- 503
- 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,972
- Things came up.
- You know how it is.
- 504
- 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,141
- Now, I know what
- you're thinking...
- 505
- 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:39,009
- "nevil Reed,
- he got away with murder.
- 506
- 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,211
- Maybe I can have
- a little fun here."
- 507
- 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:45,983
- Did you really think that
- i didn't see that coming?
- 508
- 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:49,219
- Actually, I was just gonna
- ask for my job back.
- 509
- 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:52,089
- But I like your idea, too.
- 510
- 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:55,392
- Well, I'm going to
- beat you to the punch.
- 511
- 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:59,062
- Now, that sounds like it hurt.
- 512
- 00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:01,465
- - Is he hurt?
- - Yes, sir.
- 513
- 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,534
- Is he crying?
- 514
- 00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:05,169
- No, sir.
- 515
- 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,404
- Well, why isn't he
- fucking crying?!
- 516
- 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:17,080
- He is now, sir.
- 517
- 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:18,949
- Now, I want to hear
- a bone break.
- 518
- 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:21,218
- They say the femur is the most
- difficult bone in the body
- 519
- 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,887
- to break,
- but I'll settle for a pinkie.
- 520
- 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,857
- I'm coming, Derek.
- 521
- 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,198
- What's happening?
- 522
- 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,599
- Motherfuckers!
- 523
- 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:47,511
- Can someone tell me what
- the fuck is going on in there?
- 524
- 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,890
- Ewan?
- 525
- 00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:07,931
- I... Smell...
- 526
- 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:09,499
- Toast.
- 527
- 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,504
- Ewan.
- 528
- 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:16,073
- Ewan!
- 529
- 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,407
- - Ewan!
- - Ewan?
- 530
- 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,409
- Ewan!
- 531
- 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:20,878
- You killed Ewan?
- 532
- 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,413
- There's been an accident.
- 533
- 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,149
- Do you have any idea
- how many billable hours
- 534
- 00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:28,218
- I'm gonna lose
- until I find a replacement?
- 535
- 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,520
- I'm worried about
- the body right now.
- 536
- 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,923
- - I killed him.
- - You didn't kill him.
- 537
- 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,893
- The virus killed him.
- You're infected.
- 538
- 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,327
- You have impunity!
- 539
- 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:40,330
- We have a precedent
- in nevil Reed.
- 540
- 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:41,899
- You can thank Derek for that.
- 541
- 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,901
- - Motherfucker.
- - Thank you for that, Derek.
- 542
- 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,536
- Lock him up
- with the other one
- 543
- 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:48,372
- and then get back up here.
- 544
- 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,697
- What are you doing here?!
- 545
- 00:32:46,699 --> 00:32:48,165
- They fired me.
- 546
- 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,000
- That's nice.
- 547
- 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:51,969
- Justice is served for once.
- 548
- 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,236
- What are you doing here?
- 549
- 00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:55,038
- Security called the cops,
- 550
- 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,007
- but this place was quarantined
- before they could show up,
- 551
- 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:59,376
- so they threw me
- in this hellhole.
- 552
- 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,979
- I'm suing everyone
- and their grandmother
- 553
- 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,613
- when I get out of here,
- i swear to god.
- 554
- 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:06,416
- Good luck.
- It's ID-7!
- 555
- 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:08,251
- No one's liable for
- anything that they do.
- 556
- 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,722
- Just like any other day for you.
- 557
- 00:33:11,724 --> 00:33:15,192
- Yeah, we're not liable
- for what we do in here, either.
- 558
- 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:16,626
- Nice, then I'll have your balls
- for dinner
- 559
- 00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,261
- for that shit you pulled!
- 560
- 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,730
- Wait! Wait! Wait!
- 561
- 00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:21,331
- This might sound crazy,
- 562
- 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,566
- but I think we can help
- each other out here.
- 563
- 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:25,068
- Okay?
- You remember Irene Smythe,
- 564
- 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:27,404
- the woman that
- fucking screwed you?
- 565
- 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,007
- She's in the building's
- penthouse right now.
- 566
- 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,475
- So what?
- 567
- 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:37,014
- You help me get to the top,
- and she's all yours.
- 568
- 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:40,017
- This is our shot to hold
- these assholes accountable
- 569
- 00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:42,719
- for all the fucking damage
- that they've done!
- 570
- 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:46,623
- And our chance goes away as soon
- as this quarantine is over.
- 571
- 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,692
- Yeah?
- 572
- 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,293
- Can I get up now?
- 573
- 00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:53,096
- Are you going to stop
- being an asshole?
- 574
- 00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:54,364
- That's debatable.
- 575
- 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,401
- Yes. Yes.
- 576
- 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:17,254
- What are you looking for?
- 577
- 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:18,688
- A loophole.
- 578
- 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:22,392
- It's my specialty.
- 579
- 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:23,827
- Yeah!
- 580
- 00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:29,232
- I don't think they'd lock us up
- in a room with working phones.
- 581
- 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,500
- I don't need a working phone.
- 582
- 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:33,470
- Just need bit of this,
- a bit of that.
- 583
- 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:35,072
- Build a franken-phone.
- 584
- 00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:37,374
- And call who?
- Cops can't enter the building.
- 585
- 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,342
- I'm not calling the cops.
- 586
- 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:42,712
- Sir?
- Derek Cho somehow managed
- 587
- 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,749
- to set up a call
- with vander corp's ceo,
- 588
- 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,284
- and they wanted you to join in.
- 589
- 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,122
- In a minute.
- 590
- 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,292
- Sorry to keep you waiting,
- frank.
- 591
- 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:56,660
- I'm all ears!
- 592
- 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,096
- Glad you could join us,
- John.
- 593
- 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,431
- Well, I've been having
- a nice, long chat
- 594
- 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,799
- with one of your lawyers.
- 595
- 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:03,867
- You still there, Derek?
- 596
- 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:06,436
- Yes, sir. I am still here.
- 597
- 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:09,840
- Good.
- John, can you please remind me?
- 598
- 00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:12,476
- Why do I do business with tsc?
- 599
- 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:14,878
- Well, because it's
- a jungle out there, frank.
- 600
- 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,247
- And not only
- do you need a guide,
- 601
- 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,783
- but you also need a lion
- walking right by your side.
- 602
- 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:23,353
- And we are your lion
- and your guide.
- 603
- 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,521
- - Are you?
- - Yeah.
- 604
- 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,323
- Well, we're just
- a touch concerned
- 605
- 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:30,694
- that you may have
- ulterior motives.
- 606
- 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,630
- We would never turn
- against our clients, frank.
- 607
- 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,198
- Well, that may be true,
- 608
- 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,535
- but Derek has alerted me
- to a certain document
- 609
- 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:41,872
- that seems to suggest otherwise.
- 610
- 00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:44,908
- It's a report that,
- tsc did for vander corp.
- 611
- 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,476
- It analyzes the advisability
- 612
- 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,378
- of filing a
- multimillion-dollar lawsuit
- 613
- 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,614
- against one of frank's
- ex-business associates.
- 614
- 00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:53,216
- Do you remember
- this report, John?
- 615
- 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,484
- No.
- 616
- 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,154
- I must say, it's well-written.
- 617
- 00:35:57,156 --> 00:36:01,158
- I like how it weighs
- the slim possibility
- 618
- 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,560
- of a positive financial outcome
- 619
- 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:08,398
- against the enormous
- potential litigation costs.
- 620
- 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,867
- Do you agree
- with this report, Derek?
- 621
- 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:13,236
- No, sir.
- I do not.
- 622
- 00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:15,172
- I believe you could
- have won the suit.
- 623
- 00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:18,742
- Then why did your advisers
- advise me against it?
- 624
- 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:22,379
- Your advisers missed
- the deadline to file the motion.
- 625
- 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:25,815
- So you believe that tsc
- dropped the ball on this one?
- 626
- 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,185
- I believe they
- dropped the ball, sir.
- 627
- 00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:31,321
- But then they also
- defecated on the ball
- 628
- 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:34,658
- and then sodomized
- the ball, sir.
- 629
- 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:37,460
- Interesting.
- 630
- 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:39,362
- And, John,
- 631
- 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:43,266
- I just happen to have
- your last invoice here with me.
- 632
- 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:52,475
- That went well.
- 633
- 00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,215
- I want you to rip the fucking
- phone out of his hands,
- 634
- 00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:01,318
- his hands
- off his fucking body now!
- 635
- 00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:09,893
- Yeah. Can I please order
- two pepperoni pizzas
- 636
- 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,728
- and some, hot wings?
- 637
- 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,364
- Yeah. Why not? Throw some,
- garlic bread in there.
- 638
- 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,333
- Do you guys want anything?
- 639
- 00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:40,290
- Brenda!
- This fucking phone doesn't work!
- 640
- 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,035
- Yeah.
- 641
- 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:55,639
- Christ, man!
- He fuck your girl, too?
- 642
- 00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:00,610
- Damn, suit, you don't even
- respect each other.
- 643
- 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,713
- You're right.
- 644
- 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,048
- We don't.
- 645
- 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,719
- Now what?
- 646
- 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,030
- Time to go to work.
- 647
- 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,988
- - Fuck, yeah!
- - Shit.
- 648
- 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,724
- They started a countdown
- for the quarantine,
- 649
- 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,092
- posted in an interoffice app.
- 650
- 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,593
- Well, it's enough time
- to get the job done.
- 651
- 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:51,895
- I mean, this place
- isn't that big.
- 652
- 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:54,030
- The boss is a
- fucking raging cokehead.
- 653
- 00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,632
- There's definitely
- gonna be more guards.
- 654
- 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,334
- Fine.
- I'll bring more nails.
- 655
- 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,735
- The only way to the top floor
- is with the key card
- 656
- 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,370
- or a one-time password.
- 657
- 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:02,505
- So who do we have to
- fuck up to get the card?
- 658
- 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,408
- Okay. First, there's an ass-hat
- on the sixth floor
- 659
- 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,444
- who's got a level-two key card.
- 660
- 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:08,745
- It can take us
- to the seventh floor,
- 661
- 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,013
- giving us access to the bitch
- 662
- 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,848
- who's got
- a level-three key card.
- 663
- 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:23,460
- Hey, extreme measures, right?
- 664
- 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,532
- - Wednesdays.
- - Hey!
- 665
- 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,137
- Him?
- 666
- 00:40:07,139 --> 00:40:09,038
- Yep.
- 667
- 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,547
- Hey!
- 668
- 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,088
- Open the fucking door!
- 669
- 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,956
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- 670
- 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,559
- You open doors like
- my grandmother fucks!
- 671
- 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:30,794
- Open the door!
- 672
- 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,500
- Open the fucking door!
- 673
- 00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:39,469
- Open the door!
- 674
- 00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,022
- Shh!
- 675
- 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,483
- It really bothers me that women
- 676
- 00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:29,486
- don't get the same treatment
- as men in the workplace.
- 677
- 00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:30,920
- Aaaah!
- 678
- 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:34,657
- I'm all about
- gender equality here.
- 679
- 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,794
- Aaaah!
- 680
- 00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:38,962
- Derek!
- 681
- 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:17,200
- - Need a hand?
- - I don't need your help, suit.
- 682
- 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,035
- But I need yours.
- 683
- 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,236
- Fuck you.
- 684
- 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:21,738
- Fuck you, too.
- 685
- 00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:29,812
- - May we come in?
- - And if I said no?
- 686
- 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:32,315
- You'll have to confer
- with my associate.
- 687
- 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,751
- And mine, gimpy.
- 688
- 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,092
- - What do you want?
- - Key card.
- 689
- 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:45,695
- I'm not the only one
- with a level-two key card.
- 690
- 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:49,566
- But you are the one
- that fired me, asshole!
- 691
- 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:53,870
- Wrong. The firm fired you.
- Don't nail-gun the messenger.
- 692
- 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,641
- My god.
- 693
- 00:42:58,643 --> 00:43:01,244
- You bring up a very good point.
- 694
- 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:03,846
- I'm so sorry, Lester.
- We're good.
- 695
- 00:43:03,848 --> 00:43:05,782
- We're... we're...
- We're totally good, man.
- 696
- 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:08,618
- I will take it up
- with the firm,
- 697
- 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:12,322
- but I would love to know
- where I could find the firm,
- 698
- 00:43:12,324 --> 00:43:16,826
- because I would love
- to kick the firm's ass.
- 699
- 00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:20,096
- You can't kick a firm's ass.
- 700
- 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,731
- That's the point.
- 701
- 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:28,705
- Well, then that
- brings us back to you.
- 702
- 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:30,740
- I was just doing my job.
- 703
- 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:35,078
- No one raindrop thinks
- it caused the flood.
- 704
- 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,980
- I get what that means.
- 705
- 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:40,016
- You know what will happen to me
- if I give you this key card?
- 706
- 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:43,786
- I'm going to have to
- file that under "n"
- 707
- 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:46,022
- for "not my fucking problem."
- 708
- 00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:57,667
- Fuck!
- 709
- 00:44:04,909 --> 00:44:07,910
- No! The saw!
- 710
- 00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:09,879
- Extreme measures!
- 711
- 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,914
- Go!
- 712
- 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,886
- Whoo!
- 713
- 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,366
- A little help?
- 714
- 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,879
- You ready?
- 715
- 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:45,214
- It's gonna hurt a lot.
- 716
- 00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:47,216
- You're enjoying this,
- aren't you?
- 717
- 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:49,986
- - You're still one of them.
- - I thought we were a team.
- 718
- 00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:51,821
- For the time being.
- 719
- 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,089
- All right. On the count of...
- 720
- 00:44:58,296 --> 00:44:59,762
- All right.
- Calm down.
- 721
- 00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:01,698
- Fuck.
- 722
- 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:04,333
- At least you're not that guy.
- 723
- 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,202
- Move aside, pussies.
- Come on.
- 724
- 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,471
- Wait. Wait.
- I have an idea.
- 725
- 00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:21,084
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
- 726
- 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:22,351
- You're cool!
- Fuck you!
- 727
- 00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:24,253
- Are we done here yet?
- 728
- 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,722
- We are now.
- 729
- 00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,792
- Here, take my phone.
- 730
- 00:45:29,794 --> 00:45:33,129
- I need you to film something.
- 731
- 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,163
- Film what?
- 732
- 00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,432
- Okay. Here we go.
- 733
- 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:42,071
- Case file 32376,
- the people vs. Reed.
- 734
- 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,006
- Now, you all know
- the court case,
- 735
- 00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:47,877
- but let's discuss Mr. nevil Reed
- the man, shall we?
- 736
- 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:50,012
- By all accounts, Mr. Reed
- 737
- 00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:52,749
- was an upstanding pillar
- of the community,
- 738
- 00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:56,219
- earned two master's degrees
- by the age of 21.
- 739
- 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:58,154
- He married his
- college sweetheart
- 740
- 00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:01,190
- and is the father
- of beautiful twin girls.
- 741
- 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:08,898
- But when Mr. Reed contracted
- the ID-7 virus, shit got real.
- 742
- 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,001
- "Overwhelmed by pure ID,"
- 743
- 00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:15,071
- nevil Reed became prone
- to involuntary,
- 744
- 00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:18,775
- aberrant, and shocking impulses.
- 745
- 00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:20,243
- He commited a gruesome,
- 746
- 00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:23,479
- unspeakable act
- in broad daylight
- 747
- 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:28,017
- "in a room full of witnesses."
- 748
- 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:33,322
- Now, we're witnessing
- a model citizen here
- 749
- 00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:36,526
- transformed into a brutal,
- 750
- 00:46:36,528 --> 00:46:40,029
- bloodthirsty killing machine
- 751
- 00:46:40,031 --> 00:46:43,966
- at the blink of an infected eye.
- 752
- 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,302
- So I ask you this.
- 753
- 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:50,039
- Is it his fault
- or is it the virus's?
- 754
- 00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:58,915
- Let's discuss.
- 755
- 00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:01,150
- See you soon, fuckers.
- 756
- 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:08,357
- Shit.
- 757
- 00:47:10,094 --> 00:47:12,995
- Kara, he's on his way up.
- He has got Lester's key card.
- 758
- 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,230
- Really?
- 759
- 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,133
- That's a shame,
- a real shame, sir.
- 760
- 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:19,836
- Just wondering, did they
- get it before or after
- 761
- 00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,604
- butchering Lester
- with an electric saw?
- 762
- 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,907
- Just calm down and come up here!
- 763
- 00:47:24,909 --> 00:47:26,876
- They're guarding
- the private elevator.
- 764
- 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:28,244
- I can't leave the office.
- 765
- 00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:29,512
- Then destroy the card.
- 766
- 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:32,248
- It's my only leverage.
- 767
- 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,917
- Kara, I promise you,
- 768
- 00:47:34,919 --> 00:47:38,855
- I will do everything in my power
- to ensure he doesn't get to you.
- 769
- 00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:42,225
- But if he does, you must
- protect those above you.
- 770
- 00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:43,593
- Fuck those above me!
- 771
- 00:47:43,595 --> 00:47:45,261
- I'll give you the raise
- you always wanted.
- 772
- 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:46,629
- Fuck your raise!
- 773
- 00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,998
- I'll make you partner.
- 774
- 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,235
- Fuck your... deal.
- 775
- 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:53,870
- I'll throw it out the window.
- 776
- 00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:56,539
- Thank you.
- 777
- 00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:07,450
- Meg!
- 778
- 00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:13,522
- Hide this somewhere safe
- and don't tell me where.
- 779
- 00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:16,592
- And make more
- fucking coffee now!
- 780
- 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:18,194
- Stupid bitch.
- 781
- 00:48:24,202 --> 00:48:26,569
- The elevator's
- the only way upstairs.
- 782
- 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,170
- We can ambush her here.
- 783
- 00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:31,941
- Well, it's gonna be a while.
- 784
- 00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:33,910
- Top three bands, go.
- 785
- 00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:35,044
- Only three?
- 786
- 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,679
- Only three, that's the rules.
- 787
- 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:39,015
- All right.
- 788
- 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:40,917
- Motorhead.
- 789
- 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:44,687
- D.R.I. And early Anthrax.
- 790
- 00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:46,188
- Metal till I fucking puke.
- 791
- 00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:47,556
- All right. Okay.
- 792
- 00:48:47,558 --> 00:48:49,425
- That's not what I expected,
- but fine choices.
- 793
- 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:53,129
- What did you... what did you
- expect, the Dave Matthews Band?
- 794
- 00:48:53,131 --> 00:48:55,498
- Hey, Dave Matthews Band
- is actually a good...
- 795
- 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,200
- Other way, asshole. Go.
- Turn around. Yep. You got it.
- 796
- 00:48:58,202 --> 00:48:59,568
- You fucking dick, Joe!
- 797
- 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:01,404
- What?
- 798
- 00:49:01,406 --> 00:49:04,073
- Dave Matthews Band
- is a good band.
- 799
- 00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:06,609
- - My god.
- - You ever heard them live?
- 800
- 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,612
- I would rather chew glass.
- 801
- 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,013
- Are you serious?
- 802
- 00:49:11,015 --> 00:49:12,315
- Just because they're popular
- 803
- 00:49:12,317 --> 00:49:15,117
- doesn't mean
- that they're bad at music.
- 804
- 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,485
- I think it's actually
- that people think
- 805
- 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:18,587
- it's more popular
- to dislike them,
- 806
- 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:19,956
- so they're just trying
- to be cool.
- 807
- 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:21,157
- - It's bullshit.
- - All right. Fine.
- 808
- 00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:22,491
- I'll go see them at burning man.
- 809
- 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,260
- All right,
- make fun all you want,
- 810
- 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:27,263
- but if we ever get out of here,
- I'm gonna get us tickets,
- 811
- 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:29,265
- all right, to the coliseum
- show in July.
- 812
- 00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,033
- And I'm gonna take you there,
- 813
- 00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:33,002
- and I'm gonna turn you on
- to some great musicianship.
- 814
- 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:34,470
- - You're gonna turn me on?
- - Turn you on, yes.
- 815
- 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:37,974
- Before or after we go out
- to buy birkenstocks?
- 816
- 00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:39,408
- - Fuck off.
- - Do you wear them with socks?
- 817
- 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,676
- I bet you do.
- 818
- 00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:43,145
- Okay. So... so...
- So just tell me again
- 819
- 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:46,983
- why you can't send a unit in
- to just stop this asshole.
- 820
- 00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:50,219
- A heavily armed SWAT team in a
- building filled with civilians
- 821
- 00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:53,622
- infected with the virus
- would be catastrophic.
- 822
- 00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:55,391
- For that, we need to...
- 823
- 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:57,393
- Excuse me.
- What are you doing?
- 824
- 00:49:57,395 --> 00:49:59,295
- Allergies.
- 825
- 00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:01,564
- Who are you,
- my fucking therapist?
- 826
- 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:04,700
- Anyway, all we can do
- is talk to the employee
- 827
- 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:07,103
- in an attempt to defuse
- the situation.
- 828
- 00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:09,105
- We currently have
- a psychologist on-site
- 829
- 00:50:09,107 --> 00:50:11,741
- who could possibly talk
- to the infected individual.
- 830
- 00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:18,280
- Notify the team
- down in accounting.
- 831
- 00:50:18,282 --> 00:50:21,484
- I'm offering 150 grand
- for Cho's head.
- 832
- 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:24,120
- You're talking
- about murder here.
- 833
- 00:50:24,122 --> 00:50:26,522
- You should be offering
- at least 450.
- 834
- 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,157
- Agreed.
- 835
- 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,576
- Four hours left
- till the quarantine lifts.
- 836
- 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,245
- We're running out of time.
- 837
- 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:53,149
- Well, sometimes you got to say,
- "what the fuck?
- 838
- 00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:54,450
- Make your move."
- 839
- 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:57,787
- - "Risky business."
- - Yeah.
- 840
- 00:50:57,789 --> 00:50:59,755
- All right.
- 841
- 00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:24,573
- Hello, Derek?
- My name's mark.
- 842
- 00:52:24,575 --> 00:52:27,143
- I'm a psychologist
- working with the CDC.
- 843
- 00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:29,645
- - Can you hear me?
- - Yes, he can hear you, mark.
- 844
- 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:30,880
- I was just told
- that you were
- 845
- 00:52:30,882 --> 00:52:32,548
- under a bit of stress right now,
- 846
- 00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:34,750
- so I wanted to check in on you.
- 847
- 00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:37,553
- Can we talk?
- Can you tell me how you feel?
- 848
- 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:42,291
- How do I feel?
- 849
- 00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:47,730
- I feel like
- taking my clothes off.
- 850
- 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,266
- I feel like causing
- 851
- 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:53,569
- extraordinary amounts
- of property damage.
- 852
- 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,571
- I feel like I want to scream.
- I want to fuck.
- 853
- 00:52:55,573 --> 00:53:00,876
- I feel like twisting limbs
- and breaking bones!
- 854
- 00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:02,344
- I feel great, mark.
- 855
- 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,580
- That's the virus talking.
- 856
- 00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:05,915
- I agree, mark.
- 857
- 00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:08,417
- Derek isn't thinking
- clearly right now.
- 858
- 00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:10,953
- He's so consumed by his ID
- that he hasn't noticed
- 859
- 00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:13,422
- that we're just here
- to help him.
- 860
- 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:15,224
- You should listen to her, Derek.
- 861
- 00:53:15,226 --> 00:53:18,861
- Why don't you sit down,
- take a breath, and talk it out?
- 862
- 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,462
- Talk it out.
- 863
- 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,373
- Sure.
- 864
- 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,676
- - I'll talk it out.
- - Yeah.
- 865
- 00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:36,345
- Let's just have a conversation.
- 866
- 00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,646
- Track three.
- 867
- 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:45,354
- Better not be fucking
- Dave Matthews Band.
- 868
- 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:48,724
- Okay.
- 869
- 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:53,229
- Those of you who don't want to
- be a part of this can leave now.
- 870
- 00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:54,863
- Derek, please listen to me.
- 871
- 00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:56,665
- But if you choose to stay,
- 872
- 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:59,535
- which it seems like
- you guys are choosing...
- 873
- 00:53:59,537 --> 00:54:02,371
- - Derek, please.
- - You understand and agree
- 874
- 00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:04,506
- to the following
- terms and conditions.
- 875
- 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:06,408
- - Derek!
- - One...
- 876
- 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,643
- Derek, this is
- the virus talking.
- 877
- 00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:09,011
- You hereby waive your right...
- 878
- 00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:10,613
- - Derek, please.
- - To your own personal
- 879
- 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:11,814
- bodily integrity.
- 880
- 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,549
- - This is not you.
- - Two...
- 881
- 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:14,617
- I'm a licensed psychologist.
- 882
- 00:54:14,619 --> 00:54:16,785
- Per the state vs. Nevil Reed,
- 883
- 00:54:16,787 --> 00:54:19,922
- my colleague and I will not
- be held criminally liable
- 884
- 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:23,759
- for any felony or misdemeanor
- that you may be a victim of,
- 885
- 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:28,497
- including but not limited
- to aggravated assault,
- 886
- 00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:31,400
- aggravated battery,
- disorderly conduct,
- 887
- 00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:35,804
- destruction of property, mayhem,
- and first-degree murder.
- 888
- 00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:42,578
- And, three, terms and conditions
- may change or be updated
- 889
- 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:44,680
- whenever the fuck I want!
- 890
- 00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:50,586
- Consider yourselves notified.
- 891
- 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,999
- Hello?
- 892
- 00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:13,535
- Derek?
- 893
- 00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:16,138
- Is anyone there?
- 894
- 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:19,408
- Knock, knock.
- 895
- 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:28,150
- Key card,<i> por favor.</i>
- 896
- 00:56:28,152 --> 00:56:31,820
- If you want it,
- you'll have to negotiate.
- 897
- 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,790
- Negotiations have ended.
- 898
- 00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,525
- Well, so will the quarantine,
- 899
- 00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:38,527
- and I don't know
- where the key card is.
- 900
- 00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:42,798
- - What do you want?
- - A truce.
- 901
- 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,001
- Fuck your truce.
- 902
- 00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:48,537
- No truce, no key card.
- 903
- 00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:53,008
- All right.
- 904
- 00:56:55,145 --> 00:56:56,879
- Tell me where it is,
- 905
- 00:56:56,881 --> 00:57:00,916
- and I promise I'll be on my way
- and leave you alone.
- 906
- 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:06,955
- You're a man
- of your word, Derek.
- 907
- 00:57:06,957 --> 00:57:10,459
- That's why I believe you.
- 908
- 00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:13,562
- And that's... that's why
- you never made partner.
- 909
- 00:57:14,698 --> 00:57:15,864
- Key card.
- 910
- 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:18,066
- Key card, Derek.
- 911
- 00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:20,002
- Don't be stupid now.
- 912
- 00:57:23,441 --> 00:57:25,040
- There's a good boy.
- 913
- 00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:27,075
- - Meg!
- - Yeah, Meg!
- 914
- 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:37,052
- Take your key card,
- Derek, and fuck off.
- 915
- 00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:39,788
- What card?
- 916
- 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:44,827
- All I see is a useless piece of
- scorched plastic on the table.
- 917
- 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:47,996
- Strange.
- Me too.
- 918
- 00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:50,833
- - Is that what you see, too, Meg?
- - Yep.
- 919
- 00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:53,135
- So tell me, Meg, sweetie,
- 920
- 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:56,738
- why did you bring me
- this useless piece of plastic
- 921
- 00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:58,540
- instead of my key card?
- 922
- 00:57:58,542 --> 00:58:01,877
- That is your key card,
- or it used to be
- 923
- 00:58:01,879 --> 00:58:04,780
- before I put it inside
- a microwave oven.
- 924
- 00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:08,484
- And why would you do that,
- i wonder?
- 925
- 00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:13,622
- You're exactly like
- every other assistant, Meg.
- 926
- 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:18,560
- You're a vapid, bottom-feeding,
- parasitic shithead!
- 927
- 00:58:18,562 --> 00:58:22,564
- You're a pair of tits
- with zero talent.
- 928
- 00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:25,634
- So tell me, Meg,
- you incompetent cunt,
- 929
- 00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:28,971
- what could possibly possess you
- to destroy my key card?
- 930
- 00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:32,241
- Because everyone upstairs
- knew you would betray them.
- 931
- 00:58:32,243 --> 00:58:34,042
- So they offered me a promotion
- 932
- 00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:36,512
- in exchange for
- destroying the card.
- 933
- 00:58:36,514 --> 00:58:37,980
- So
- 934
- 00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:42,784
- I guess I no longer work
- for you, you fucking bitch.
- 935
- 00:58:42,786 --> 00:58:46,522
- In fact, I don't have to listen
- 936
- 00:58:46,524 --> 00:58:51,059
- to your hideous,
- shrill voice ever again!
- 937
- 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:53,128
- - Fuck you!
- - Fuck you!
- 938
- 00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:13,782
- Now it's a party!
- 939
- 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:15,884
- My god! Yes!
- 940
- 00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:18,921
- Hey, just wanted to say,
- 941
- 00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:22,658
- no more lies,
- no more power games...
- 942
- 00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:27,229
- no more bullshit,
- 943
- 00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:31,800
- and no more siren song.
- 944
- 00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:38,941
- By the way,
- Meg, she's a little crazy.
- 945
- 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:40,709
- She's perfect here.
- 946
- 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,990
- Dude, that freak show had
- some super-good-quality shoes.
- 947
- 00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:58,327
- These are comfy as fuck!
- 948
- 00:59:58,329 --> 01:00:01,029
- I loved this mug.
- 949
- 01:00:07,804 --> 01:00:12,908
- I got it on the,
- first day that I started here.
- 950
- 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,776
- My sister gave it to me.
- 951
- 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,285
- Fuck this place.
- 952
- 01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:33,228
- Do you still have that,
- foreclosure paperwork on you?
- 953
- 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:34,963
- Yeah.
- 954
- 01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:39,968
- Why?
- 955
- 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,970
- Let me take a little look at it.
- 956
- 01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:52,714
- What?
- 957
- 01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:56,051
- You're in luck.
- 958
- 01:00:56,053 --> 01:00:58,787
- This mortgage is
- part of a bad batch.
- 959
- 01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:00,389
- Original paperwork
- was filed so many times
- 960
- 01:01:00,391 --> 01:01:03,058
- that it'd be tough to find.
- 961
- 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:06,261
- Could even be lost.
- 962
- 01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:08,797
- So if I ask the bank
- for the original paperwork...
- 963
- 01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,932
- You'd put them in a tough spot.
- 964
- 01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:19,207
- Or a signature from upstairs
- could void it completely.
- 965
- 01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:20,308
- Really?
- 966
- 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:31,420
- Hey, I'm sorry for not
- helping you earlier.
- 967
- 01:01:31,422 --> 01:01:36,158
- I should've, but I didn't.
- 968
- 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,393
- It's okay.
- 969
- 01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:40,962
- Just don't do it again, I guess.
- 970
- 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:52,240
- You rolling?
- 971
- 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:55,043
- Push back. Push back.
- 972
- 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:57,713
- All right. Stop.
- 973
- 01:01:57,715 --> 01:01:59,147
- Can you see him?
- 974
- 01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:06,088
- No.
- 975
- 01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:07,723
- Fuck you, Derek.
- 976
- 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,430
- Is that your friend?
- 977
- 01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:18,900
- God.
- 978
- 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:21,737
- Hey, give that to me.
- 979
- 01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:25,006
- Hey.
- Hey, it's all right.
- 980
- 01:02:27,478 --> 01:02:29,277
- He has kids.
- 981
- 01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:35,317
- God.
- 982
- 01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:37,285
- I'm so sorry.
- 983
- 01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:39,755
- I'm sorry.
- 984
- 01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:42,023
- This fucking virus,
- it just takes...
- 985
- 01:02:42,025 --> 01:02:45,127
- Just takes everything up to 11.
- 986
- 01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:46,862
- I've noticed.
- 987
- 01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:50,098
- Hey.
- 988
- 01:03:58,068 --> 01:04:00,202
- - I know, right?
- - Yeah.
- 989
- 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:02,504
- - I like this virus.
- - Yeah.
- 990
- 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,372
- So what now?
- 991
- 01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:08,109
- I think we should
- definitely exchange numbers,
- 992
- 01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:10,378
- consider an apartment,
- maybe a dog.
- 993
- 01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:12,948
- - That'd be nice.
- - No, you idiot! What now?
- 994
- 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:16,084
- Let's see.
- 995
- 01:04:20,456 --> 01:04:22,357
- Ray sent an update
- to the office staff.
- 996
- 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,159
- Who's ray?
- 997
- 01:04:24,161 --> 01:04:25,460
- He's the it guy.
- 998
- 01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:29,064
- Fuckers.
- 999
- 01:04:29,066 --> 01:04:31,433
- There must be another way
- we can get up there.
- 1000
- 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:35,136
- Not without the key card.
- 1001
- 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:37,539
- Unless...
- 1002
- 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:41,509
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 1003
- 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:43,044
- Unless what?
- 1004
- 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:45,347
- What's he want?
- 1005
- 01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:47,015
- Ray can't fix the elevators,
- 1006
- 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:48,583
- but I have another idea.
- 1007
- 01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:54,089
- Ray!
- 1008
- 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:56,358
- I'm really busy right now!
- 1009
- 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,227
- God damn it! Fuck you!
- Why won't you fucking work?
- 1010
- 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:00,495
- Ray!
- 1011
- 01:05:00,497 --> 01:05:03,064
- Aaah!
- 1012
- 01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,666
- Hey.
- 1013
- 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:07,435
- - Hi.
- - Hey.
- 1014
- 01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:10,038
- We need your help.
- 1015
- 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,440
- Holy shit!
- How'd that happen?
- 1016
- 01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,677
- Well, we asked for his help,
- and then he said he was busy.
- 1017
- 01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:19,581
- Really?
- Welcome to it.
- 1018
- 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,917
- We need you to hack
- into someone's computer.
- 1019
- 01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:23,919
- And I need interpol
- to get off my back,
- 1020
- 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:27,689
- so what else is fucking new?
- 1021
- 01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:29,424
- Who we talking about?
- 1022
- 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,692
- Irene Smythe.
- 1023
- 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:33,495
- Fuck her.
- 1024
- 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,601
- What? What the...
- 1025
- 01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:43,104
- Shh.
- 1026
- 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,506
- It department.
- 1027
- 01:05:44,508 --> 01:05:46,274
- What's wrong with my computer?
- 1028
- 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,510
- Doctor can't do much until
- you tell him where it hurts.
- 1029
- 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:52,080
- My Internet is slower
- than your brain.
- 1030
- 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:54,482
- Well, that's a miracle
- considering the budget
- 1031
- 01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:56,618
- that I have
- for installs and updates.
- 1032
- 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:59,054
- Seriously, how do you expect me
- to keep running things
- 1033
- 01:05:59,056 --> 01:06:01,623
- if you have one guy in one room
- 1034
- 01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:04,359
- down in the fucking basement
- doing everything?
- 1035
- 01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:05,660
- Seriously, and what do I get?
- 1036
- 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:08,363
- I get denial, denial,
- denial, denial,
- 1037
- 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:10,398
- denial on all my fucking
- budgets, right?
- 1038
- 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,001
- But, "ray,
- please give me an app!"
- 1039
- 01:06:13,003 --> 01:06:14,669
- - "Make sure that..."
- - i am shocked!
- 1040
- 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:16,204
- I'm shocked and appalled,
- 1041
- 01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:17,672
- and I'll definitely
- bring this up with John,
- 1042
- 01:06:17,674 --> 01:06:19,708
- but in the meantime,
- can you do your fucking job?
- 1043
- 01:06:19,710 --> 01:06:22,110
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Cool your bloomers.
- 1044
- 01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:23,578
- Hold on.
- 1045
- 01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:25,981
- - Just sent you a patch.
- - A patch?
- 1046
- 01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:28,216
- It's a file
- that you install
- 1047
- 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,652
- on that thing in front of you
- called a computer.
- 1048
- 01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:32,354
- Okay.
- 1049
- 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:35,590
- Look, this might get complicated
- for you, but don't worry.
- 1050
- 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,659
- I'll take you through
- the whole process myself.
- 1051
- 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:39,327
- - You ready?
- - Okay.
- 1052
- 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,496
- Click on the file
- that's on your desktop.
- 1053
- 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:46,101
- - Done.
- - Now click "install."
- 1054
- 01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:49,738
- So rude.
- 1055
- 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:53,308
- You know, funny enough,
- 1056
- 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:55,276
- I think the virus
- actually made her nicer.
- 1057
- 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,280
- I could've called that file
- 1058
- 01:06:59,282 --> 01:07:02,150
- mean trojan destroyer,
- the ultimate hard drive rapist,
- 1059
- 01:07:02,152 --> 01:07:05,520
- and she still would
- have installed it.
- 1060
- 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:08,356
- And we're in.
- 1061
- 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:11,359
- Okay. So what we're looking at,
- th... those are her files?
- 1062
- 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:14,262
- Every last one of them,
- even the porn.
- 1063
- 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,364
- Seems she's got
- a thing for feet.
- 1064
- 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,099
- What do you want?
- 1065
- 01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:20,435
- I want you to pretend that
- that is a peaceful village
- 1066
- 01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:23,138
- inhabited by gorgeous
- virgin maidens.
- 1067
- 01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:26,174
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
- you're the, you know, smelly,
- 1068
- 01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:29,277
- aggressive viking king.
- 1069
- 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:30,645
- You had me at peaceful.
- 1070
- 01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:34,482
- What... what the...
- 1071
- 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,488
- Ray, you ignoramus, that patch
- thing has erased my hard drive.
- 1072
- 01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:42,190
- Hey, Irene.
- 1073
- 01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:45,627
- I got good news, bad news,
- and worse news for you.
- 1074
- 01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:47,195
- Good news is, is we have a copy
- 1075
- 01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:49,297
- of your hard drive
- on the backup server.
- 1076
- 01:07:49,299 --> 01:07:53,268
- Bad news is that<i> I</i> have it.
- 1077
- 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:56,805
- Worse news is that,
- if you want it,
- 1078
- 01:07:56,807 --> 01:07:59,574
- you got to come down and get it.
- 1079
- 01:08:02,111 --> 01:08:03,344
- What trade?
- 1080
- 01:08:03,346 --> 01:08:05,613
- The backup copy for my key card.
- 1081
- 01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:09,150
- That backup is worth
- millions to this firm.
- 1082
- 01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:10,785
- Are you actually
- listening to me?
- 1083
- 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:12,821
- I'm meeting him.
- End of story.
- 1084
- 01:08:12,823 --> 01:08:16,124
- Great. Should I just
- remove my pants now
- 1085
- 01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:18,760
- to make it easier for him when
- he comes up here to fuck me?
- 1086
- 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:21,763
- I'm not going to
- give him my key card.
- 1087
- 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,731
- Well, he has got
- leverage against you.
- 1088
- 01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:27,235
- The idiot let me decide
- on the meeting spot.
- 1089
- 01:08:31,842 --> 01:08:33,475
- Where's your piece, Colton?
- 1090
- 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,742
- All right.
- She's clean.
- 1091
- 01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:09,310
- Who is she?
- 1092
- 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,346
- She's one of the mortgage
- accounts that you...
- 1093
- 01:09:11,348 --> 01:09:14,782
- I'm Melanie cross.
- I live at 22nd and pacific.
- 1094
- 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:17,418
- Not for long.
- 1095
- 01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:19,187
- Just...
- 1096
- 01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:25,226
- - Key card.
- - Files.
- 1097
- 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:38,273
- Are you, looking for this?
- 1098
- 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:39,474
- Okay.
- 1099
- 01:09:39,476 --> 01:09:41,709
- Just a little pro tip.
- 1100
- 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:43,478
- Employees' iqs at this firm
- 1101
- 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,914
- are inversely proportionate
- to their salaries,
- 1102
- 01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,882
- so it's probably not a good idea
- 1103
- 01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:51,686
- to try to outsmart someone
- with a smaller paycheck.
- 1104
- 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,321
- Key card.
- 1105
- 01:10:01,464 --> 01:10:03,531
- Now give me the hard drive.
- 1106
- 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,799
- I've done my bit.
- 1107
- 01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:07,869
- Not yet.
- 1108
- 01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:09,671
- Got to sign this first.
- 1109
- 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,912
- I could sign this,
- 1110
- 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:20,848
- sure, then claim
- temporary insanity
- 1111
- 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,817
- and have it dismissed.
- 1112
- 01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:26,955
- Sorry, sweetie,
- but you can always take it
- 1113
- 01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:30,692
- to the man upstairs with that
- card you've got if you like.
- 1114
- 01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,435
- Ooh!
- 1115
- 01:10:40,437 --> 01:10:42,503
- You fucking whore!
- 1116
- 01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:44,939
- - Give us a minute.
- - Yeah, totally.
- 1117
- 01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:42,764
- Bullets are for cowards.
- 1118
- 01:11:42,766 --> 01:11:44,866
- Shit.
- 1119
- 01:11:54,411 --> 01:11:56,577
- No, no, wait!
- 1120
- 01:11:56,579 --> 01:11:58,012
- That card doesn't work.
- 1121
- 01:11:58,014 --> 01:11:59,580
- It needs an access code.
- 1122
- 01:12:28,345 --> 01:12:29,944
- I got it.
- 1123
- 01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:32,847
- No. No!
- 1124
- 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:35,783
- No, no! No!
- 1125
- 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:37,652
- I'm gonna burn your eyes out.
- 1126
- 01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:25,767
- I am done fucking around.
- 1127
- 01:13:25,769 --> 01:13:27,535
- Give us the code right now.
- 1128
- 01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:31,773
- I'll give you the code,
- but here's the new deal, boy.
- 1129
- 01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:33,408
- - You give me her.
- - What?
- 1130
- 01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:35,042
- She destroyed my work.
- That's years of my life.
- 1131
- 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:37,078
- You want your revenge?
- Well, give me mine.
- 1132
- 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:40,448
- I just want my home back,
- you asshole!
- 1133
- 01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:43,818
- The quarantine is ending soon.
- 1134
- 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:45,153
- Your time is running out.
- 1135
- 01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:47,054
- Give me the access code!
- 1136
- 01:13:47,056 --> 01:13:49,090
- I'll give you a pro tip.
- 1137
- 01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:51,426
- You want to swim to the top?
- 1138
- 01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:53,694
- Drop the dead weight.
- 1139
- 01:13:53,696 --> 01:13:54,996
- She'll do it.
- 1140
- 01:13:57,700 --> 01:14:00,001
- Five!
- 1141
- 01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:01,502
- Four!
- 1142
- 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,606
- Three.
- 1143
- 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:12,113
- - Two!
- - One.
- 1144
- 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,148
- Deal.
- 1145
- 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,954
- Fuck you, Derek,
- you piece-of-shit suit!
- 1146
- 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:22,223
- You're just like all of them!
- You belong here!
- 1147
- 01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:25,493
- Fuck!
- 1148
- 01:14:25,495 --> 01:14:27,829
- Done?
- 1149
- 01:14:30,866 --> 01:14:32,867
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you.
- 1150
- 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:36,704
- I'll be back shortly, sweetie.
- Come on.
- 1151
- 01:15:06,769 --> 01:15:09,070
- These things only work once.
- 1152
- 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:10,771
- Don't do anything stupid.
- 1153
- 01:15:51,281 --> 01:15:54,549
- Can you see it, Derek?
- 1154
- 01:15:54,551 --> 01:15:57,084
- Can you see the solution
- to our problem here?
- 1155
- 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:05,026
- You're infected.
- You have impunity!
- 1156
- 01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:07,028
- Nevil Reed,
- he got away with murder.
- 1157
- 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:08,863
- Maybe I can have
- a little fun here.
- 1158
- 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,868
- Well, I'm gonna
- beat you to the punch.
- 1159
- 01:16:20,877 --> 01:16:22,643
- Let's discuss.
- 1160
- 01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:52,673
- What's that?
- 1161
- 01:16:52,675 --> 01:16:55,309
- The terms of my surrender,
- partnership contract.
- 1162
- 01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:03,117
- You're a fucking piece of shit.
- 1163
- 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,752
- Look, my guy killed your guy.
- 1164
- 01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:06,921
- You killed my guy,
- so we're even.
- 1165
- 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:09,256
- Let's just get down
- to business now?
- 1166
- 01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:12,226
- Ladies.
- 1167
- 01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:17,164
- Monthly profit participation, annual
- performance bonus, vehicle allowances,
- 1168
- 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:21,202
- gas, maintenance,
- insurance, chauffeur.
- 1169
- 01:17:21,204 --> 01:17:25,373
- Expense accounts,
- full cellphone allowances,
- 1170
- 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,342
- paid parking, country-club fees.
- 1171
- 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:31,078
- I've seen you admiring
- all of this, Derek.
- 1172
- 01:17:33,181 --> 01:17:35,783
- Isn't this what
- you've always wanted?
- 1173
- 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:37,251
- Yes.
- 1174
- 01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:40,121
- Then why don't I see
- a fucking pen in your hand?
- 1175
- 01:17:42,024 --> 01:17:44,325
- Do you really want to spend
- the next 20 years of your life
- 1176
- 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:46,694
- just working
- your ass off for what,
- 1177
- 01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:50,031
- maybe half of what
- i just offered you?
- 1178
- 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,433
- Sign it, Derek.
- 1179
- 01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:54,869
- Sign it,
- and I'll suck your cock.
- 1180
- 01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:56,937
- Sign it, and I'll help.
- 1181
- 01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:59,407
- - Be smart.
- - Be rich.
- 1182
- 01:18:12,922 --> 01:18:14,121
- No.
- 1183
- 01:18:45,855 --> 01:18:48,255
- Mine's bigger.
- 1184
- 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:49,790
- Mine's always bigger.
- 1185
- 01:18:59,302 --> 01:19:01,235
- You fucker.
- 1186
- 01:19:08,176 --> 01:19:10,911
- That's your problem, Derek.
- No vision.
- 1187
- 01:19:19,322 --> 01:19:20,788
- Fuck you.
- 1188
- 01:19:27,897 --> 01:19:29,830
- Fuck!
- Iron!
- 1189
- 01:19:33,035 --> 01:19:35,202
- No, not the 9, the 5!
- 1190
- 01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:57,024
- Look at your partners.
- 1191
- 01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:59,994
- Look at your partners!
- 1192
- 01:19:59,996 --> 01:20:02,062
- You know what they're
- thinking right now?
- 1193
- 01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:07,935
- They're thinking how big their piece of the
- pie is gonna get once you stop taking yours.
- 1194
- 01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:10,304
- This is where we vote, right?
- 1195
- 01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:13,274
- Well, then let's vote.
- Make it quick.
- 1196
- 01:20:28,825 --> 01:20:33,327
- Can you do it, Derek?
- Can you do it?
- 1197
- 01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:35,129
- No, because you're
- too much of a pussy,
- 1198
- 01:20:35,131 --> 01:20:38,966
- which is why I'm up here
- and you are down there.
- 1199
- 01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:41,101
- But when this is all over,
- 1200
- 01:20:41,103 --> 01:20:43,470
- I will piss on your corpse,
- as well.
- 1201
- 01:21:11,234 --> 01:21:13,868
- And so the king falls.
- 1202
- 01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:15,269
- With the quarantine
- about to lift,
- 1203
- 01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:17,371
- I finally got to plead
- my case to the nine...
- 1204
- 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:21,876
- Excuse me, eight...
- And have my own day in court.
- 1205
- 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:26,146
- Surprisingly, given the fact that I just
- threw their former ceo off a balcony,
- 1206
- 01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:29,483
- they seemed pretty
- willing to listen.
- 1207
- 01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:33,153
- In a calm and collected manner, I
- explained to them my situation,
- 1208
- 01:21:33,155 --> 01:21:36,156
- my dedication to the firm,
- the abuse of company resources
- 1209
- 01:21:36,158 --> 01:21:38,392
- by those above my pay grade,
- yada yada.
- 1210
- 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,527
- I don't need to bore you
- with the long-form version.
- 1211
- 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,063
- With a sound defense and
- in light of the day's events,
- 1212
- 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:44,098
- I pled that...
- 1213
- 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:48,002
- I think I deserve my job back.
- 1214
- 01:21:48,004 --> 01:21:50,905
- But as they voted,
- it dawned on me,
- 1215
- 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:54,041
- something my sister had been
- trying to tell me for years,
- 1216
- 01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:57,544
- what my new friend
- reminded me today.
- 1217
- 01:21:57,546 --> 01:22:01,448
- I didn't have a job.
- The job had me.
- 1218
- 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:05,019
- I was just another
- fucking slave to the grind.
- 1219
- 01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:08,956
- Look, we paint our paths
- with the best of intentions,
- 1220
- 01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:14,194
- but at the end of the day, sometimes
- it takes a brushstroke of circumstance
- 1221
- 01:22:14,196 --> 01:22:17,631
- or a deadly virus to set us
- on the right path again.
- 1222
- 01:22:22,305 --> 01:22:25,272
- And the incident at tsc,
- as they're calling it,
- 1223
- 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:28,342
- ended up being a watershed case
- to finally accelerate a vaccine
- 1224
- 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:33,681
- to prevent the symptoms of the ID-7
- virus, pending fda approval, of course.
- 1225
- 01:22:33,683 --> 01:22:35,249
- You're welcome.
- 1226
- 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:36,617
- And for the firm itself,
- 1227
- 01:22:36,619 --> 01:22:39,987
- well, they did what any corporate
- asshole in a corner would do.
- 1228
- 01:22:39,989 --> 01:22:42,523
- They offered me towers' job.
- 1229
- 01:22:42,525 --> 01:22:45,492
- Finally a seat
- at the big kids' table.
- 1230
- 01:23:05,281 --> 01:23:09,984
- So I took the gig...
- 1231
- 01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:13,654
- Just long enough to make an executive
- decision and do some good in the world.
- 1232
- 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,466
- I quit.
- 1233
- 01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:27,301
- Now, I know
- what you're thinking.
- 1234
- 01:23:27,303 --> 01:23:29,403
- We wrapped this story up
- in a nice little bow,
- 1235
- 01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:32,373
- and we pretty much just
- killed a bunch of people.
- 1236
- 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:34,041
- I live with that.
- 1237
- 01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:37,177
- But they do say everything
- happens for a reason.
- 1238
- 01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:39,146
- I'm starting to believe it.
- 1239
- 01:23:39,148 --> 01:23:40,748
- Here's one more pro tip.
- 1240
- 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:45,486
- Paint your own path to success
- in work, love, and life...
- 1241
- 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:50,758
- Before it's too fucking late.
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