Hey
You accepted Ashley's request.

Christian-Tyler
Hello, I'm sorry I don't recognize you, have we met?

Ashley Be
yeah, we matched on tinder a while ago.

Christian-Tyler
In Ottawa? I haven't lived there in years

Ashley Be
Oh, it must've been someone else.
Apologies.
best of luck with your tinder-ing wherever you are 😛

Christian-Tyler
No worries, happens to me all the time (It doesn't)
Haha thank you, you too!

Ashley Be
have you ever had any success on tinder?

Christian-Tyler
Well one time I got invited to a party, and my match was already wasted and passed out
So that depends on your point of view I guess

Ashley Be
As long as you didn't fuck her anyway...

Christian-Tyler
Lol no I put her to bed and partied with the group of guys that were there, then took a cab home haha
That's probably the most success I've had on Tinder

Ashley Be
i find it hard to believe that someone as cute as you can't find someone to suck his cock from tinder.
there must be something you aren't mentioning lol

Christian-Tyler
That's a strange thing to say to a stranger
Your favorite aquatic animal wouldn't happen to be a Catfish would it?

Ashley Be
lol
I'm just saying you're cute.
and tinder is used to hook u
hook up*
how has it not worked for you

Christian-Tyler
Haha well thank you
Ashley Be
whats your go to opening line

Christian-Tyler
Lack of trying I guess, online dating isn't really my thing
Ok ready?
I text a picture of a lime dripping with juice
And say "Do you like my pickup lime? I just picked it this morning"

Ashley Be
I'm already on my knees lol
girls don't find that funny?

Christian-Tyler
Nah, they do, like I said I just don't use Tinder that much, I'm an old man

Ashley Be
how long has it been for you?

Christian-Tyler
I've been an old man as long as I can remember

Ashley Be
i meant since you last had sex

Christian-Tyler
Oh
Today's what, Friday?

Ashley Be
yeah

Christian-Tyler
Right, so about a year then

Ashley Be
holy shit
you must jack off a lot then 😛

Christian-Tyler
I'm sorry that stays in the vault
That's between me and Asa Akira

Ashley Be
wanna try doing it together?

Christian-Tyler
I was wondering what the end game was here
So you're suggesting what, video chat? Photographs?

Ashley Be
sure/ snapchat?

Christian-Tyler
I will tell you now, blackmail won't work with me. I lack both shame and money, so I'm afraid you're wasting your time there

Ashley Be
im not trying to blackmail you
i just wanna see you naked lol

Christian-Tyler
Might I suggest craigslist? Or Tinder yourself? You're in the Ottawa area and your profile picture is very attractive, you could go to any bar and leave with a dick in your hand in less than 10 minutes
20 if you want a drink first

Ashley Be
I don't want a dick in my hand, i just want to see certain peoples.
you're fucking hot, and I wanna know what you're hiding in your pants.
that's all. I want to enjoy the view.

Christian-Tyler
Well thank you for the confidence boost! I will quote that in my Tinder profile, people like a good earnest review
But I'm afraid we're out of time for tonight, thanks and good luck with messaging other strangers for nudes. If it's ever successful let me know, I need to practice my technique