Shenanigans in the Crystal Empire

>You are Anonymous.
>And Twilight just dropped you off at her sister-in-law's.
>Maybe you should've just kept your mouth shut.

"So, Twilight. I was feeling kinda lonely and I was wondering if-"
>"Oh! You should meet my sister-in-law, Cadence! She could help!"
>She proceeded to carry you out to the train headed for the Crystal Empire.
"No, Twi. I love you!"
>"Aw, I love you too! That's why I'm sending you to get help!"
>Damn it bookhorse.

>Now you're standing out in the freezing cold, receiving stares from guards.
"Cadence? Shining Armor? You guys there?"
>Princess Candy Ass teleported in front of you.
>"Ah-hah! So you're the hotspot I detected!"
>She nuzzles your chest.
>"So full of love!... Oh, pardon me! I'm Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, but please call me Cadence!"
"Anonymous, but please call me Anon."
>"So you're the guy my little sister is always talking about!"
"I am an oddity."
>She concentrates on you.
>"Still, what's a... waifu?"
>She understands as soon as she says it.
>"Ooooh! You have to tell me who it is!"
>"Who's the what now?"
>Cadence gives Shining a big hug.
>"He's got a waifu~ and he's gonna tell us who it is!"
"No, I'm not. Not until I can trust you."
>She pouts, "Geez Anon, way to spoil my fun. I'm the Princess of Love! It's my job!"
>You boop both of their noses.
"And you two would have my head if I just came out and told you. Come on, let's get lunch."
>They stare at each other and shrug.

>As you made your way to the food court, you noticed something off.
>One of the guards was orange.
>Not that you minded, it was a good color.
>Still, it was odd.
"Hey, Cadence. What was with that one guard?"
>"Hmm? Oh! Flash Sentry, right? Yeah, he's a bit of a klutz."
>She hums a tune, you think you've heard Twilight hum the same thing.
>"... but he's a nice enough guy. Some of the maids think he's cute."
>She laughs, "Too bad he's gay."
"Huh, really? Would've never guessed."
>"You haven't seen him without his helmet, let me tell you about that hair gel."
"Alright, fair enough."
>"Besides that, I'm the Princess of Love, remember?"
"So I've heard."
>She levitates the picnic basket she brought.
>Must've been expecting guests. Maybe Twi wrote to her beforehand.
>At least her magic was blue, you'd heard about the Changeling thing.
>Guess she really was just drunk off of your love, however much you had.
>Ponies are weird.

>You all dig in, Cadence makes some bomb-ass food.
"This is really good!... Lemme guess, you put a lot of love into it?"
>She nods, "You guessed it!"
>Giggling to Shining, she scoots over next to you.
>"So, what kinda girls do you like?"
>You swallow, knowing what she's trying to do.
"Do I look that gullible? I said I'd tell you when I'm ready."
>She rubs her chin, "I bet you like smart girls!"
"What gave you that idea?"
>She grins, "Because you aren't letting me know your type."
"I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to do."
>"Yeah, but most stallions aren't so secretive."
"Maybe I don't feel the need to brag about my type."
>"And that's why you like nerdy girls, am I right?"
"... Fine, so you guessed part of my type. Want a cookie?"
>"No, I already made some."
"It's a figure of speech."
>"You do enjoy sarcasm, don't you?"
"Maybe, why?"
>"You'd want a girl that does the same."
"... Shut up, I like tomboyish girls okay?"
>"... but with a soft spot, right?"
"... Damn you're good."
>"Like I said, it's my job."
>She sips her cup of tea.
>"I won't pry any further."
>She gives Shining a wink.
>Confound these royals and their tricks.
>Celestia taught her well.
>"Hey Anon, maybe you'd wanna play table tennis with me later?"
>Finally, some normal talk.
"I'd love to Shining, thanks for the offer."
>You help clean up and head back to the castle.
>This was gonna be a long visit if they kept prying you for info.
>Still, you'd let them help when you were ready.

>Cadence showed you to one of the guest rooms.
>She'd already had one of the guards take your luggage there.
>It wasn't much really.
>A bed, a desk with a lamp, a closet, a couch with a coffee table, and a bathroom.
>"Twilight said you preferred simple arrangements, so I tried not to go overboard."
>You smiled, bookhorse was always looking out for you.
"... It's perfect."
>"Don't forget, Shiny wants you to play table tennis with him once you're finished unpacking."
"I'll make sure to get to the game room as soon as possible."
>"Alright then, make yourself at home!"
>You were alone again.
>Not wanting to waste time, you grab your things and start putting them up.
>Clothes in the closet.
>Books, pencils, papers, and envelopes in the desk.
>Hygienic supplies in the bathroom.
>... and the "#1 Human!" coffee mug that Pinkie designed for you went on the table.
>You tried to tell her that you were probably the ONLY human in Equestria.
>She and Rarity insisted you have it anyway, so you just went with it.
>You changed into some more casual clothes before heading off to meet with Shining.
>On the way out, a couple of guards saluted you.
"Relax guys, I'm just a guest."
>"Any guest of the royals has our utmost respect."
"I appreciate the gesture, but I'd prefer if you weren't so tense around me."
>They ease up a bit.
>"Well... thank you, sir. We're grateful that you don't have an ego."
>The other guard jabs him.
>"You know we aren't supposed to talk about guests like that!"
>"Well he's the first normal guest we've had in a while!"
>"You know that's just how some ambassadors are!"
"Relax guys, I'm just a friend of Twilight Sparkle's."
>The first guard laughs, "You say that like it's normal!"
"Well, do I look normal to you?"
>"No, I guess not. Well, don't let us keep you sir!"
>You gave them a smile and a nod, and continued on to Shining.

>You got to the game room in record time.
>Aside from getting lost in the kitchen.
>Not to mention slipping on wet flooring.
>... and apologizing profusely to a couple of maids.
>At least they pointed you in the right direction.
>You even got a nice little doughnut out of it!
>Opening the doors, doughnut still in your mouth, you point to Shining Armor.
"Mmph hrr hn hrey!"
>He stares at you.
>Oh, right.
>Swallowing the rest of the doughnut, you try again.
"I'm here to play!"
>He tosses you a racket.
>"Cool, first to ten wins!"
>The two of you get started.
>It had been a while since you'd played table tennis, but you warmed back up quickly.
>He wasn't a slouch himself.
>"So, how's life with Twilight treating you?"
>You smack the ball back his way.
"It's been a lot of fun, your little sister's great to hang out with!"
>"Hah, yeah. Never a dull moment with her, is there?"
>Back and forth, only stopping to pick up the ball.
"Not at all, though she can be rather oblivious sometimes."
>"Tell me about it, once she sticks her face in a book it's hard to get her out of it!"
>You two were tied at five points.
>You served.
>"Still, I find it funny that she'd send you all the way out here for my wife's help."
"She said she could help with my loneliness."
>"You don't sound too pleased with that, any reason?"
"I dunno, guess I was expecting something else."
>Game point, you two were going at it now.
>"... What? Like a kiss from my little Twily?"
"Kinda- wait, huh?"
>It only took you pausing for him to win.
>"Woo! Good game Anon!"
>He wipes the sweat off his brow.
>"Cadence figured you'd slip up if I distracted you."
"Clever girl. So, what now? You gonna threaten me?"
>"What? No."
"Oh, well then..."
>"That comes after you start dating my little sis."
"... Oh. Figures."
>"Come on, let's go meet up with Cadence."
>He drags you to their bedroom.

>"Cadence, honey! I found out who our guest's waifu is!"
>She looks up from the book she was reading and hops out of bed.
>"Who is it sweetie? I need to know!"
>"None other than Twilight!"
>Her eyes light up and she bounces around you.
>Great, time for 20 Questions.
>"So how long have you felt this way?"
"I dunno, I guess just after spending enough time with her."
>"What do you like looking at the most?"
"Uh... her eyes, they're always so curious and full of wonder."
>"Aw, how sweet! Shiny likes to look at my butt, he just can't help himself!"
>"Hey come on..."
>"How much time do you spend with her?"
"I live with her, and sometimes I hang out with Spike."
>"Her precious little dragon friend? How is he?"
"He's still Spike, I guess. He's had more time to hang out with Rarity since I showed up."
>"That's so nice of you to help him out! What about Twilight? Does she know?"
>You rub the back of your head.
"I... tried to tell her, but she didn't quite understand what I meant."
>You frown.
"... that's why she sent me here, because she wanted to help."
>"Don't you worry, I'm gonna write a letter to her immediately!"
"But I don't even have a date planned or anything!"
>She runs off, smiling as wide as a mile.
>Shining pokes your side.
>"There's an amusement park about twenty minutes from here."
"Which I don't know how to get to."
>"Just keep walking left once you leave the castle, you can't miss it."
"Alright, thanks man."
>"No problem dude, now if you'll excuse me I gotta go calm my wife down."
>He trots off to her work room.
>This was certainly a day.
>You trudge back to your room, and change into some sleepwear.
>You'll worry about Twi in the morning.

>You wake up, stretching yourself out.
>You slip on something easy to wear, splash some water on your face, and brush your teeth.
>Grabbing your mug, you notice it's already filled up.
>You pick up the sticky note left on the table.
>"Hey there mister, sorry for bumping into you the other day. I didn't have any food to give you, so I made you coffee."
>How sweet, you take a drink from your mug.
>Damn, that's tasty.
>Walking outside, you greet the guards from before.
"Hey there Mr. Grey and Mr. White."
>They look at each other.
"What? Gotta call you two something, right?"
>They shrug, and smile.
>You look around for Cadence and Shining.
>Turns out they were still in bed.
>You didn't want to wake them, but you needed details from Cadence.
>You shook her awake.
"Cadence, I need info on what's going down today."
>"Mmf, hey Anon. Twilight said she was bringing a friend along."
"What did you tell her?"
>"Nothing, just that we made some progress with you, and that she should bring a wingpony for you."
"For me?"
>She giggles, "Don't worry, I made it purposely vague. She doesn't realize it's for her benefit."
"Why would she need a friend to help her date?"
>She yawns, "As great as she is with friendship, she's never been on a date before."
"I find that hard to believe."
>"You can ask her yourself, she should be here in a couple of hours."
>She waves you off, "Now let me cuddle my Shiny."
>You leave the pouty princess to her business.
>Well, you had some time to kill.
>Maybe you should go hang out with Flash, it might be fun.

>You easily spot the orange guardpony patrolling the halls.
"Yo Flash, wanna go grab some breakfast? I need something to do while I wait for Twilight to show up."
>"Sure thing man, how is she? Looked at me kinda weird when I bumped into her that one time."
>Oh, you'd heard about some guy from Twilight. This must be him.
"I guess she thought you were cute."
>He laughs, "Well, I'm flattered. Still, turning down a Princess is different from one of the maids."
>Right, Cadence mentioned he didn't swing that way.
>Might as well play along, no sense in invading his privacy.
"Oh? Why's that?"
>He thinks for a moment, "Promise you won't laugh?"
"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
>"Wha?"
"It's a Pinkie Promise, you'd know if you met a certain pink pony."
>"Fair enough, well..."
>He leans in, "I'm not into mares."
>You already knew this, but you just nodded and gave him a pat on the head.
"I ain't one to judge, don't worry."
>"Thanks man, lemme see if that veggie burger is still in the fridge!"
>He pulls out a burger and puts it in the microwave, heating it up.
>"One of the maids brought me breakfast in bed, so you can have my burger."
>He hands you the reheated burg.
>You take your time eating it.
"Did you make this yourself?"
>"Yeah, why?"
"It's really good!"
>He blushes, "Well, Princess Cadence taught me how to make food like her."
>You give him a thumbs up.
"Still, it's really good!"
>"Thanks. Listen, I gotta get back to my shift. I'll talk to you later!"
"Seeya later Flash."
>You take a step outside and watch the clouds go by.
>Who would Twilight bring along?
>Would this even work out?
>What if she turned you down?
>She might leave you out here with Cadence.
>... Nah, she wouldn't do that.
>Still, you couldn't help but worry as you sat there, waiting for time to pass.
>Maybe you were getting worried over nothing, as usual.
>It'll probably work out fine.

>"Anon! We came as soon as we could!"
>You look down, Twilight and Rarity were trotting up to you, Spike in tow.
"Hey Twi, I see you brought a couple of friends along."
>"Yep! Rarity here is gonna give you advice! Just lemme go over some things with her first."
"Take your time."
>You motioned Spike over, whispering to him.
"Hey, could you keep Twilight busy? I need to go over the game plan with Rarity."
>He gives you a thumbs up.
>"Hey Twilight! You think we could get something to eat? I'm hungry."
>She looks at him and sighs, "I'm sure you can handle this Rarity, I'm going to get the little guy some food."
>Rarity skips over to you, "So darling, who is the lucky mare?"
"It's Twilight, that's why Cadence wanted her to bring a friend."
>"Scandalous!... So, what's the plan?"
>She leans in, batting her eyes in excitement.
"Shining Armor said there was an amusement park nearby, I figured we'd go there."
>"Ah yes, a nice fun date. Twilight is sure to enjoy spending a day relaxing after all her hard work."
>She taps her chin, "Though I think I should give her some advice. Oh! Here she comes! Ta-ta for now!"
>Spike was eating a frost-covered gem.
>He gives you a wink.
>"Well Twilight, I think I should have a chat with you."
>"Oh? Why's that?"
>"It seems the plan has changed, come along now!"
>Spike takes a seat next to you.
>"What was that all about?"
"I think you're gonna need to be my backup for today, Spike."
>"How come?"
"I'm taking Twilight on a date, if Rarity does anything crazy I need you to be there for me."
>He salutes you, "Yes sir!"
>You ruffle the scales on his head.
"Thanks bro, I knew I could count on you."
>"... So, does this mean you're like, gonna be my actual big bro?"
>You pause for a moment, and give him a little hug.
"Sure thing, Spike."

>Rarity brings Twilight back, blushing a lot more than when she left.
>"Heh, guess I didn't quite get it when you confessed huh?"
>You gave her a hug.
"It's fine, I got to hang out with your big brother and sister-in-law."
>"Still, it should have been obvious to me..."
>She kicks the ground.
>"So, we're going to an amusement park?"
"Yep, I figure we can just relax."
>"O-okay. Lead the way, um... babe."
>You see Rarity practically gleaming.
>Oh yeah, you were definitely gonna need Spike today.

>As you get into the park, Rarity takes Twilight to the restroom.
>Leaving you and Spike to find something to do.
>Hmm, Strongman Show with Iron Will. Maybe later.
>The magic show, featuring Trixie Lulamoon. Could be interesting.
>The Tunnel of Love, definitely saving that for last.
>Or... Madame Pinkie's Fortune Telling?
>Nah, couldn't be the same.
>You and Spike walk in, chuckling to each other.
>It's fucking Pinkie.
>"Why hello there Anonymous! I see you come seeking answers!"
"P-Pinkie?! How did you even get here?!"
>"I took the train, silly!"
"But... why?"
>"I felt a Pinkie Promise being made, luckily you didn't break it!"
>She gives you a hug, "So you get a free reading! What'dya wanna know?"
>Releasing you from her grasp, she sits back.
>You think for a moment.
>Pinkie IS semi-psychic. Eh, why not?
"Um... How about what I should do today?"
>She snorts, "Oh that's easy! I don't even need my crystal ball!"
>She turns you around, pointing to Iron Will.
>"First you're gonna wanna go to him, trust me."
>She then turns to Trixie's stage.
>"Then have Twilight meet her before she has to set up the show. It'll make sense later."
>Finally, she points to the Tunnel of Love.
>"After that, you're home free!"
>She leans back into her seat and gives you a smile.
>You'll never understand how she does it.
"Thanks Pinkie."
>"Don't mention it! Now go on, Rarity should be finishing up by now."

>"Well, that's Pinkie for ya Anon."
>The two of you make your way back to Twilight and Rarity.
>You wonder what she was doing with Twilight.
>Oh what the hell Rarity?
>Twilight was standing in front of you, wearing a bunch of make-up, and a spare dress Rarity brought.
>She looked really nice, but it was clear she wasn't very comfortable wearing all of it.
>"So... how do I look?"
"You look great, like you always do."
>She blushes and gives you a little smile, "Thanks."
"Well, Spike and I found a few things to do. Come on, follow me!"
>Spike hops onto Rarity's back and snuggles her neck.
>You took the group to Iron Will's show.
>Rarity didn't look too amused, "Oh, this brute."
"You know him?"
>"He turned Fluttershy into something horrible, something that caused Pinkie and I trouble."
"Pinkie didn't seem too upset with him."
>"Wha? She's here?"
"Yeah, telling fortunes."
>"... I won't question it, it's simply Pinkie."
>"ARE YOU READY FOR IRON WILL TO CRUSH SOME THINGS?!"
>The crowd gave him a resounding wave of cheers.
>He spent the first part of his act bending various objects.
>The second part of his act was spent breaking them.
>The third part he brought up volunteers.
>"DO WE HAVE ONE MORE VOLUNTEER?!"
>"Come on Anon, I bet you could take him."
"You are insane Twilight, I can't arm wrestle him!"
>"Do it for me?"
>She fluttered her eyes.
>Goddamnit Rarity, now you've got her doing it too.
>You raise your hand.
"I'll take you on."
>"Ah! Someone else with hands! This should be interesting!"
>The crowd gave out a series of cheers.
>Stepping up onto the stage, you look up at Iron Will.
>He shakes your hand, "May the best man win!"
>You looked back at Twilight, you didn't want to disappoint.
>"Ah, lemme guess, a lady put you up to this?"
>You nod.
"That's why I'm going to have to wreck you, mate."
>"This is gonna be good."

>The two of you lock hands.
>"Three... two... one... GO!"
>He's just as strong as you thought he'd be, but you were holding your own.
>"Least you haven't hurt yourself yet."
"Nng, you're... pretty good."
>You were starting to strain a little.
>"Is this all you've got? I was hoping someone with arms would be more of a challenge!"
>He slams your arm into the table.
>Clutching your right hand, you look back at Twi.
>No, that disappointment was not gonna stand.
"Rematch. Left hand rule, Jack."
>"... If you insist."
>This time you were really holding your own.
>"Whoa, didn't expect you to bounce back so quickly!"
>He starts to sweat a little.
>"Come on! Go down already!"
>Just had to wait for him to tire himself out.
>He'd already been through a lot today.
>"You aren't giving up, are you?"
"Not today pal, not today."
>You start to push his arm down.
>Struggle as he might, you weren't right-handed.
>He was down for the count.
>The crowd let out a deafening roar.
>"... Good match."
"Thanks, catch you later dude."
>Twilight gives you a big hug.
>"What did I tell you?"
>She stares at your right hand, "... I'm sorry."
"Don't be, you'll just have to write my stuff for me today."
>"I didn't know you were left-hoofed... er, handed Anon."
"Yeah, well. Nobody knew how to teach me to write left-handed. So I learned to use both."
>You gave your left arm a stretch.
"Though I do prefer my left to my right when it comes to doing physical labor."
>"Well, I appreciate that you went to all that trouble for me..."
>She wraps her wing around your waist.
>You give her ears a scratch.
"Don't mention it, now let's go see the magic show."
>"It doesn't start for another hour though."
"Yeah, but I figure there's an old friend you wanna catch up with."

>You got Spike to distract Rarity, leading her off to the Tunnel of Love.
>You told him to point out he wasn't that much younger than them.
>Use them dragon years to his advantage.
>Long-lived motherfuckers.
>Maybe he'll get laid.
>... Probably not, but you felt bad for the little guy.
>Still, he had finally gone through a growth spurt.
>Now he's almost as tall as the ponies.
>You walked Twilight over to Trixie's stage.
>"... Hmm, that should be everything. Yes, I think I'm good!"
>Twilight let out a little gasp, "Trixie!"
>The magician mare turned around and smiled.
>"Twilight! It's good to see you! Trix-"
>She cleared her throat.
>"I'm glad you're here, I've been rebuilding my reputation."
>She gives Twilight a hug.
>"And it's all thanks to you! So, what brings you out this far?"
>"It's a long story, but I've got a stallion now!"
>"Is that so?"
>She looks up at you, "Fancy. Well dressed too. I like him."
>"Yeah, he's certainly a... catch?"
>Trixie frowns, "Is something wrong, Sparkle?"
>"Yeah- I mean, no. It's nothing."
>You can hear Rarity letting out a heart-melting coo.
>Damn Spike, you were only meant to be a distraction.
>"Ah, your uppity friend has got you doing something you're unfamiliar with."
>"... A little, yeah."
>Trixie pats Twi's head, "I think you should just be yourself."
>"Really?"
>"Of course, you taught Trixie not to be so... fake."
>"Rarity said I had to look nice for dates though."
"I already told you that you always look nice, didn't I?"
>She smiles, "Yeah... you two are right. I'll be right back!"
>You watch her go into the nearest restroom to change.
>"... So, do you two wanna take part in a magic show?"
>Oh hell yes.

>"Anon, I really don't want to show off."
"It's not showing off, you're just entertaining ponies."
>"... Okay, but only because you handled Iron Will for me."
>You rub her neck.
"Don't worry, it'll be fine."
>The three of you greet the crowd with an amazing flourish.
>"Are you ready to be dazzled by the Great and Powerful Trixie?!"
>You heard a lot of cheering, and a few catcalls.
>"Assisting me today is the lovely Princess Sparkle and her coltfriend, Anonymous!"
>A resounding wave of whoops assaulted your ears.
>And quite a few fangirls awing over the whole couple thing.
>"And since Anon here can't use magic, he's going to be our personal bag of tricks!"
>Wait what.

>That was one of the most painful, and awkward, hours of your life.
>But it was worth it to see Twilight smile.
>You did it for her, really.
>You were turned into a rabbit at one point though.
>For a moment, you almost understood Angel Bunny's impotent rage.
>You were one with the world.
>... But then you were back to your old self.
>Drinking a milkshake with Twi, you start to wonder what Spike managed to do.
"So... I was thinking, you wanna finish up by riding the Tunnel of Love?"
>It was as if someone took all the blue out of her cheeks and left the red.
>"Y-yes, I'd love that Anon."
>She sticks close to your side the whole way.
>The two of you run into Spike and Rarity on the way.
>Rarity's make-up was smudged a little, and Spike was covered in lipstick.
>Jesus, Spike. You give the guy a few tips and suddenly he can make panties drop.
>He just gives you a thumbs up.
>Twilight gave Rarity her dress back.
>"Come along Spike, you're not done for the day!"
>The two of them run off, giggling to each other.
>"I never thought I'd see the day."
"I never thought I'd get my bro laid."
>"My little dragon is not a baby anymore..."
"... He'll be fine, let's go."

>The two of you sat down in one of the swans.
>You noticed a tube of lipstick, same brand as Rarity's.
>Good, you got the fuckboat.
>You both sat there, waiting for the other to make a move.
>"This is nice and relaxing, for once I don't have anything to worry about."
"Yeah..."
>You scooted closer to her.
>"Anon, thanks for not pressuring me."
>She scoots closer to you.
>"I figured Rarity knew more about this than me. Guess it didn't matter to you."
"Nope, it was always about you being you, Twilight."
>The two of you scoot closer.
>You bump into each other.
>"... I've had a lot of fun today, Anon."
>You look over at her, staring into her deep purple eyes.
"Yeah... so have I."
>The two of you leaned in.
>It was a soft kiss, you were both nervous.
>One hand gripped her hoof, while the other wrapped around her neck.
>You just sat there, holding her. Not being too pushy.
>Just kissing, soft and simple.
>She smelled really sweet, and you felt her breath mix with your's.
>After what felt like an eternity, the two of you broke the kiss.
"That..."
>"Was..."
>Amazing, no words needed to be said, you both knew.
>The two of you hugged the rest of the ride.
>You just sat there, stroking her mane.
>It was really soft, just like the rest of her.
>She let out a cute little yawn.
"Tired?"
>"A little, yeah."
>As the two of you got off the boat, you picked her up.
>She had a small gigglefit.
>"I'm not that tired."
"Too bad, I'm carrying you back to the castle."
>"... Thanks."
>She nuzzled your chest, and took a nap.

>Luna's night was always a great sight.
>You had one of the guards open the doors for you.
>Cadence was waiting for you.
>"About time you showed up, Spike came back with Rarity an hour ago."
>You made your way upstairs with her.
"So how's Spike doing?"
>You hear shouting and moaning in a nearby room.
>"YES! RIGHT THERE SPIKE!"
>Cadence gives you a sly grin, "You tell me."
"O-oh... y-you too?"
>"Mmm, not yet. Shiny still has to finish his rounds."
>She looks at Twilight and smiles.
>"What about you guys?"
"Later, right now I don't wanna pressure her into anything."
>"Fair enough, you need any tips just let me know."
>You watched her trot away, a sway in her hips.
>F-fucking Candy Ass.
>Didn't need her tips.
>... Or her ass.
>You laid Twi down onto your bed and slipped into something comfortable.
>"We there yet Anon?... Oh. Hehe."
>She blushes, it was always cute to see her flustered.
"Yes, we're here."
>You lay down next to her and wrap your arms around her.
"Come on now Twi, let's go to sleep."
>You snuggle up next to her, the warmth radiating off of her.
>She wiggles herself closer to you, rubbing onto you.
>It tickled, but it made you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>You gave her a kiss on the back of her neck.
"Love you, Twilight."
>"Mhm~ I love you too, Anon."
>You fell asleep, the scent of her mane and the feel of her soft fur enveloping you.

The End