Poop Culture 2: Electric Boogaloo

Dear god!

I'm sure many of you have heard of pissing in the shower, but what about shitting in the shower. I read here at [/diy/\/jp/] that you can take a shit in the shower without any downsides. Guess what? Proven the fuck wrong by me myself.

I waited until there was a big turd in my rectum and took a shower. Well, after washing myself it was time for the dumping to begin and I squatted. HOLY FUCK! As the turd slides from my asshole the stench of motherfucking shit fills the air. I almost vomit right there and then. I immediately try to flush it down with the hose but the turd doesn't move. I then decide to move it with my foot then realize it's not going to go down the drain without a fight.

I squeeze the shit through the grate and it just gets stuck in the little holes. Shit is between my toes at this point. I hose the shit down to the drain as best as I can but not all of it goes down with ease. Had to use my pinky to scrape all the shit off.

After washing my foot and pinky, I leave the shower and dry myself. I can still smell the stench of authentic human shit hanging in the air. I leave the bathroom and come back an hour later. Place still smells like shit.

Don't shit in the shower guys.