[SONG PARODY] I'll get some green out of you.

Mulan's "I'll make a man out of you".
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Got the idea in the circlejerk, had my sla- friend "Flutterpriest" post it in the thread because I was too damn lazy.
You can check out his stories here:
http://pastebin.com/u/Flutterpriest

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64


Let's get down some concepts.
To fill up this thread.
Hope you're ready for this.
Time to use your head!

You're the least creative bunch of fucks.
Don't quit yet, we're not yet through.
Friendo I'll, get some green, out of you.

Grammar always on par.
Wit as sharp, as knives.
Once you use the spellcheck.
Quality will rise.

You're an awful band of merry twits.
And you can't even spell "glue".
Somehow I'll, get some green, out of you.

"I'm never gonna get a response."
"Say goodbye to my self-esteem"
"Boy was I a fool to not proofread!"
"This tripfag's on a power trip!"
"Hope he doesn't read my story!"
"Now I really wish that I knew how to write!"

MAKE SOME GREEN!
It must be long as a full length novel!
MAKE SOME GREEN!
With all the twists of an M.Night film!
MAKE SOME GREEN!
With all the tact of a royal princess.
Symbolism, is risky so - beware!

Deadline's racing toward you.
Write faster, you fool.
Read my every critique.
Or go back, to school.

Your spelling's off, your tale bland.
So scrap it, delete, rewrite.
Don't be mad. Stop acting, so uptight!

MAKE SOME GREEN!
It must be long as a full length novel!
MAKE SOME GREEN!
With all the twists of an M.Night film!
MAKE SOME GREEN!
With all the tact of a royal princess.
Symbolism, is risky so - beware!

MAKE SOME GREEN!
It must be long as a full length novel!
MAKE SOME GREEN!
With all the twists of an M.Night film!
MAKE SOME GREEN!
With all the tact of a royal princess.
Symbolism, is risky so - beware!