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- Brownee's Injuries of 2014
- -shit he considers significant-
- January 9th - dislocated shoulder from sporting with friends
- ran at friend to see who would get knocked over from impact
- friend acquired a black eye in return
- January 26th - injured knee from drunk wrestling
- power slammed by friend, knee-first, into concrete
- March 1st - minor neck/spinal damage; lost feeling in left arm; badly ruptured disc; surgery next day
- friend lost grip on lounge while helping her carry it upstairs
- May 23rd - broken ankle
- took dog for walk, stepped off sidewalk... CRACK
- July 13th - attacked by 'eshlad'; sustained damage to the head
- nothing serious for once, fortunately... and he returned the favour
- December 18th - nearly got his hand ripped off by a trolley
- much blood, few stitches
- -shit he considers insignificant-
- ?????????? - stepped on a Lego
- - sliced palm while cooking "that probably needed stitches by I just threw a bandage over, healed fine."
- - "Somehow found blood in my bed, source unknown but probably smacked my face on the post in my sleep."
- - sore abdominals from niece jumping on them from the lounge
- - dog stepping on the bad part of his neck at the end of recovering from that incident (see March 1st)
- when he was asleep
- - bicep strained too much for a day at the gym when lifting, didn't use that arm for the rest of the day
- or next day
- - slipped out of the shower because a child somehow left a thin thing of soap on the ground
- "Hurt my bum and elbow."
- April 12th - black eye
- punched in the face by a relative over much family drama
- May 4th - cut himself again while cooking while going on a tangent about his favourite media changing for the worse
- June 2nd - injured knee
- hopped around too much on injured leg from leg injury of May 23rd
- October 14th - bitten by a Red-bellied Black Snake and poisoned
- antivenom prescribed quickly and no lasting damage was sustained, but still... POISON
- -miscellaneous-
- April 18th - Played a round of 'Chubby Bunny', stuffing 17 marshmallows into his mouth and, unsurprisingly,
- felt like shit later
- Does not mix well with rough play, alcohol and/or lack of sleep... and he got the whole package
- September 4th - Earned $300 by lasting three 5-minute rounds against a guy at the gym in a submission/pinning bout
- Despite plenty of physical beatings, only sustained a lip bite and some dizziness
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