Hanayui no Shou 21-4E

Playing house - 4

[Park]

SON: By the way, have you fed Gin and Tama yet?

Tam: Here it is... Heard that, Gin? Fed us. We're totally a dog and a cat.

Gin: Well, it's easier this way. We don't have to think of any lines to say.

Mit: Mommy... Were Gin and Tama a dog and a cat?..

SON: What are you talking about? They're a silver fox and a golden-headed lion tamarin.

Gin: Here it is, out of the left field!

Tam: What the hell is a tamarin?

Nat: Milady... Gin is... Pero.

SON: Keep quiet, stables guard.

Kar: Stables!? Guard!? Were Alice and Telles horses!? And Gin isn't a dog, she's Pero!?

Son: Miyoshi the chaffeur, stop causing a ruckus and prepare the car instead. We're going to see an opera.

Kar: Ugh... Here I finally got a role, but it's just a chaffeur... Well, okay. The car? Got it. I'll prepare our luxurious limo-

Son: No, let's take the helico instead.

Kar: A helicopter!? And why did you stop the word there, finish the "pter" part!

SON: Say, dear... Will mother dearest be at the opera too?

Son: Naturally she will. We'll be taking my mother Hinata, who loves picking on her in-law. She's still our family.

Hin: So I'm a bully... I see. Sonoko-san? So you find me that detestable to see around? Ah, dust. Haah...

SON: Dearest mother! I never said anything of the sort! And it isn't dust, it's cotton candy.

Hin: Silence, you filthy daughter-in-law! And clean up this cotton candy!

SON: Eek! And behind dearest mother... Is that Sumi-san!? T-This is too terrible! It's too much!

Sum: Eh... Terrible? Am I watching the play as well? What's my role?

SON: How terrible, simply awful! Not only did my husband move his concubine in to live with us, he even brought her to our family opera viewing!

Kar: What, a mistress!?

Anz: A wife and mistress living together! Amazing, Sonoko-sensei! What an unthinkably dirty plot twist for a game of house!

Kar: Is this the time to rejoice!? Waaaah! Sumi, your face! Your face!

Sum: A mistress, how filthy... Sonocchi, you... Had a wife, and still... I was mistaken about you!

SON: Dear! Me or Sumi-san, pick one!

Son: I-I love both of you!

SON/Sum: I hate you!

Son: Nooo!

SON: Aww, too bad. And we were having so much fun too.

Wak: ...

Hin: What's wrong, Wakaba-chan? Was my acting bad?

Wak: No... I'm just curious about Sonoko's family matters now. This couldn't have been her real experience, right...

Hin: Of course not. You're overthinking it.

Son: To be continued!

Kar: No it won't be! I'm never playing such a messed up game of house again! Haah, haah.

Its: Sorry, Karin-san. I couldn't find any room to insert a tsukkomi into, and kept silent...

Sek: Me too. Well done, Karin. That's our ace. You truly are the perfect tsukkomi Hero.

Kar: That doesn't make me happy at all! An alarm rang out, can't you get at least a little bit serious!?