Dry Bowser's Bone Dunes

Dry Bowser was collecting several broken shards in the dusty canyon of the Bone Dry Dunes, when suddenly he got broken into pieces by another Dry Bowser that was drifting around in the Bone Rattler, with the reptilian skeleton handling his ATV with skill as he looked back at the other version of himself that he just knocked out.

Dry Bowser: (while riding on the Bone Rattler ATV) Hey bonehead, you need to watch the road!

"I think you should take your own advice, numb skull..." Dry Bowser grumbled as he placed himself back to normal after collecting his scattered bones, seeing several of the shards he had just collected falling down as he slapped his forehead with his right hand. "Ugh... even my alternate versions can be a pain... I need to look into distancing myself from these multi dimensional rifts."

As if that wasn't enough for poor Dry Bowser, more different clones of him riding on different karts, bikes, and ATVs all zipped by, nearly all of them almost hitting the skeletal reptile as they were approaching the giant skull of Dry Bowser overlooking the entire desert themed race course. Dry Bowser sighed as he decided to just leave while he still had the chance, only to get grabbed by an enormous Dry Bowser who popped out of the quicksand, laughing evilly as he dragged his smaller, more sane counterpart down into the sinking sand with him.