Kinderquestria Princess Anon 1

>You are now Princess Anon.

>Currently returning from a field trip with Princesses Celestia and Luna.

>Also Twilight.

>You try not to forget her too much because she gets upset.

>Really this whole trip was supposed to be an outing for you and the OG alicorn Princesses but twilight demanded to come with.

>You’re pretty sure she’s jealous of your status as the new Friendship Princess.

>Shrug.

>In fun conversation with two alicorn Princesses while you enjoy chariot drive back from country side.

>Sweet taste of mushroom burgers still haunts your tongue, Twilight is currently finishing off the last of her Dino hay nuggets while you speak with the Princesses on a heavily censored version of roman history.

>Princesses pick up on subtext easily.

>”So..” Luna pauses, gathering together her observations. “These Romans also practiced banishment?”

“Oh yeah, banishment was a capital punishment back then too. Good luck surviving with nothing when most of the world is Rome. “

>Luna looks over to her sister who shrinks back with a nervous laugh, sipping at the remnants of cider from your earlier lunch.

>Twilight is pretty quiet for once.

>Normally she would be doing anything to gain entry into the Big Ponies Conversation.

>She sits there, her face concentrated and the last half bite of a Dino nugget put aside.

>Her eyes are focused on something not inside the carriage, nor outside. Horror gripping somewhere deep in her mind.

>The look, which the word grim could only ever begin to hope to touch, perturbed you enough to gather the other Princesses attention toward the purple alicorn facing away from everyone.

>”Twilight?” Celestia asks with care, staying planted in her seat next to you and Luna.

>”Twilight what’s wrong?”

>Says nothing.

>You and other Princesses have no idea what to do, when they look over asking for advice wordlessly, you sort of shrug.

>”We need to stop.” Twilight’s voice is unwavering on certainty of what she says.

>”We have to stop right now.” You see beads of sweat rolling down her face, taking shallow breaths in quick rapid fire succession.

>You help motion for the driver to stop.

>Twilight steps out of the vehicle, speed walking.

>Straight to convenience store.



>Hour passes before Twilight finally comes back.

>Literally foaming sweat in disgusting globules off her body as she returns.

>Still speed walking, looking around to see if someones following her.

>Celestia and Luna look concerned.

>Twilight only tells driver to leave as fast as they can when she’s inside, says nothing to three of you.



>thirty minutes later.

>Closer by Canterlot now.

>Twilights face burns red beneath her fine purple coat.

>” I..”

>”Something bad happened.” she says sniffling.

>You adjust yourself so you’re on one knee facing her. Your hand resting on her shoulder.

“Twilight, did...some p0ny bad touch you?”

>Literally only thing you can think to ask.

>”NO!”

>Look of shock on twilight's face is almost too much

>”Twilight you can tell us anything, my dearest student. I promise you that.”

>Tears form at her eyes.

>Twilight confesses the mushroom burger, the one she demanded to feel included, gave her a tummy ache.

>Celestia smiles warmly, cocking her head to the side with curiosity. “Well of course, we did warn you that would happen. Ponies shouldn’t eat things their tummies don’t like.”


>”Is that all Twilight?”


>”No..”

>Tells you when she went into the store, urgent for the little mares room, someone was already in there.

>After minutes of waiting when she got in, only god can forgive what happened next.

>No part of the stall spared.

>Literally entire toilet and wall painted.

>Just kept coming out of her like a broken fire hydrant of destructive Horse Crap.

>Says she tried to clean it up.

>But wound up clogging the toilet with an entire roll of toilet paper.

>Bathroom began flooding afterwards, because of course.

>Blamed it on another p0ny on her way out apparently.

>Made you and princesses culprits to her shit and run because she was too embarrassed to say anything.

>Jesus Christ these horses.