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Loan Goes Shopping [Loan] [/tlvg]

May 7th, 2018
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  1. >”Loan?” Her mother’s shout came from downstairs
  2. >”Y-yeah?” Loan said as she yanked her hand from underneath her desk
  3. >”Could you go to the store? We need some bread and milk.” Lori continued to shout
  4. >Loan stood up and moved to the door
  5. >”C-can’t you go?” Loan said through the door
  6. >”I have dinner in the oven, honey.” Lori said.
  7. >”Okay.” Loan said before going back to her computer, closing the programs and then shutting it down
  8. >Loan walks down the stairs and goes to the kitchen
  9. >”Thanks, sweetie. Here’s a $20, keep the change.” Lori says as she gives her daughter the money and gives her a hug
  10. >”See you soon.” Loan said as she broke the hug
  11. >Loan leaves and goes to the gas station down the street
  12. >She’s standing in the aisle, what kind of bread does she get?
  13. >white? Safe, but mom might be trying to take care of herself
  14. >whole wheat? Are you kidding? It tastes like cardboard!
  15. >honey wheat? A middle ground? But you might as well just get white!
  16. >Maybe milk will calm her down
  17. >What fucking percent do they drink!? Skim? Are you crazy!?
  18. >Maybe, maybe this is the first sign of schizophrenia? You can’t even remember what percentage of milk you drink and you lose touch with reality!
  19. >2%? That’s safe... But you know what’s safer?
  20.  
  21. >Loan bursts through the door with 3 loaves of bread and 2 gallons of milk, sweating and panting
  22. >”I did it! I solved the puzzle!”
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