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- >”Loan?” Her mother’s shout came from downstairs
- >”Y-yeah?” Loan said as she yanked her hand from underneath her desk
- >”Could you go to the store? We need some bread and milk.” Lori continued to shout
- >Loan stood up and moved to the door
- >”C-can’t you go?” Loan said through the door
- >”I have dinner in the oven, honey.” Lori said.
- >”Okay.” Loan said before going back to her computer, closing the programs and then shutting it down
- >Loan walks down the stairs and goes to the kitchen
- >”Thanks, sweetie. Here’s a $20, keep the change.” Lori says as she gives her daughter the money and gives her a hug
- >”See you soon.” Loan said as she broke the hug
- >Loan leaves and goes to the gas station down the street
- >She’s standing in the aisle, what kind of bread does she get?
- >white? Safe, but mom might be trying to take care of herself
- >whole wheat? Are you kidding? It tastes like cardboard!
- >honey wheat? A middle ground? But you might as well just get white!
- >Maybe milk will calm her down
- >What fucking percent do they drink!? Skim? Are you crazy!?
- >Maybe, maybe this is the first sign of schizophrenia? You can’t even remember what percentage of milk you drink and you lose touch with reality!
- >2%? That’s safe... But you know what’s safer?
- >Loan bursts through the door with 3 loaves of bread and 2 gallons of milk, sweating and panting
- >”I did it! I solved the puzzle!”
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